#eft-chat-2
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so much loot
I got the hoodie thing
Well maybe you shoul just get better at game
that hoodie is so ugly
My son, I will tell you that Nobody cares unfortunately
Yeah I know that
The upper looks shit
I thought it looked cool at first
its ugly
Also it was weird the guns just wouldn’t go into my inventory
Nah that upper is cool
I dragged it over and it just teleported back
you probably should've restarted the game or smthn
ive been getting searching glitch where i cant search the last item in someones rig or pockets, i killed killa and i couldnt loot the keycard, i swear if there was a red card on him
I got a bugged raid where I couldn't pack my mags and then apparently died to a scav
And I was in open behind school so to risky
If you were too far away from the bodies it won’t loot them
Nah I was on them
I don't think distance was the problem
@ashen folio pretty sure its visual. don t think the slot has an item
Nah that can't be right
same thing happens when I try to search pockets with 1 slot left
maybe
ye, it just infintie searches
pretty sure its visuial
and theres no item there
so game cancels search
no not infinite
i search it and it stops instantly
yea, you keep starting search
and it cancels
pretty sure
item does not exist
ok
just a bug where u think theres item and game goes "nah i lied"
I get that
bvesides
With raiders quite a lot
do u wanna regret that one loot item
or just dismiss it and move on
prolly bettert to just move on
say its a bugged slot
but what if red card 😔
Also a raider spawned with a salewa in his pocket yesterday lmao
raiders cant even spawn with salewa
they only have ifaks
I send it later when home
ive never seen a raider with salewa
Lmao
The whole raid was fucked
i can tell
what
What
We heard more
Both died to bullshit
Then made 700k and player gear on inter so ez
ez
interchange moment
Night inter
We met 4 full gears
2 had raid bags and just disappeared
Then we killed 2
Night inter, met 0 full gears, all rats,died to rats. cycle went on
We met chads
The guy my friend killed had mp7a1 which I dropped mine for
imagine using leg meta on killa still
He had valday
Honestly running into someone who's naked with a gun that costs twice as much as your loadout is scarier than running into a slick wearer
45
how
shooter born in heaven
Mp7 guy was lvl 21
he was gaming
The guy I killed was camping power station with his friend
upgraded moment
It was nuts
upgrades people,upgrades
Still poor unfortunately
Nearly 3 days holy shit
Ye kiba and weapon rooms are pog
bruhh
And some other decent parts
object-14 moment
I got so pissed when I found out the thing even existed
I was like, tf is object 14
meanwhile its like 15k from mechanic
then I saw it had pretty good spawns
following the meta be like
@muted marten @muted marten how much money u got now
too little
I read a reddit from someone saying they are level 52 but to scared to go labs for a gun lube which is the last item they need
man pinged Knaye twice
And they don't like pvp so only pistol run
and?
I mean it's how he plays the game
Just closed my finger in a fucking door
damn
He spam pinged me
Suppressor on m45a1 pog
@prime yacht dunno why you are muted but here is my case 🙂
@celest kiln I'm back
lol
I spam pinged british
lol
Pinging british people 🤢
I need that ofz
Lol
bri*ish
Troll face
that APB look great 🙂
your scav went on reserve
welp this is another extra 8 afk hours to put on my game ... 😦
Some dude is running around trying to farm Killa with 545 AK :/ ooooof
i thought i turned off my computer but i didnt
lol
Igolnik has like 0 flesh
Damn 68 hours for btc farm, Im not even gonna bother touching the game til then
im using 1 1 2 ammo salad 🙂
damn
@prime yacht you know whats funny we made money on that moonshine lol
@celest kiln wtf you've played tarkov for 14 hours? damn
there is m1911 silencer now?
i spent 6 hours making ammo salad but i forgot to turn the game off when i went to bed lol
aaah lmaoo okay
when the winter break happens maybe i will go 17 hours but ye ;P
you guys have a graph of how many hours it takes to get 1 btc depending on how many gpus you have
idk if that sounded right
yes
WIPE IS THURSDAY
thursday
Cmon man on thursday wtf
yep
took a massive log
Lmao
Guy this is some homosexual shit
i love poop
I like watery poop
watery poop is the best
no
yes
ig
how do i poop
One time i had such a hard shit i was screaming in pain
LOL
It wouldn't come out
shit out your intestines
ANd thats on constipation
proof?
pain
@willow jasper cool PFP
@digital oxide yeah its on yo momma
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if it actually were you, you would have dropped your pants and shit on the ground
can i smell it?
opatchki
Scav drip
i have 23.6 tons of ketamine in my backyard
True
That dudes feet is in the ground
Sniff 😋
Only at Miller grove
BRUH
Kinda ass
Kinda ass
Cop on best player
I should follow bsg on instagram
My mouse is broken 😉
Wait what is their Instagram
my poop is broken
The bsg account has 4 posts
Da gram
And I look up tarkov and it’s meme pages
It's uhhh
Lmao bsgs last post on their account was announcing patch 11.7
Escapefromtarkovofficial
escapefrompoop?
Escape from Bosnia
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Escape From Gulag
@ashen folio thanks
wats the longest time left on interchange that u can scav in on?
You get it?
Very nice
What u gonna do now?
this wipe or last wipe?
If you have 1 server selected you nearly always get back in
interchange varies alot, some spawn in with 17or 20 mins then some can spawn almost at the start of the raid
but ye 1 server best chance to get back
10/10 scav spawns
yeah 1 server..and aussie too so i cant imagine there would be many
I headshot 1 with ppsh
PPSH lets fuck gooo!!!
just gonna wait a few more minutes before i get in
cool plan
was very annoying, first shot, 100meters buckshot to the eyes or something lame....
scavs are either like shroud or my dog faceplanting the keyboard skill level
i was full stash looted too..sigh.
i have no more non fir eagle nick ;-;
Sad
i filled up this many mags tho
fat
5.45 mags 🤮
as you can see Knaye i dont stick to 1 gun so dont worry i will switch it up 🙂
I like using all sorts
pepehands ;-;
Mainly mp7 rn everywhere but labs cause fun and cheap
Mp7 sucks so much wang against raiders
lol
dinner dinner going to make some dinner
Berd
diidnt work fam
Nuuu
guess australia has more servers than I thought lol
well probably just a bunch of sessions going on 😛
@prime yacht just doin labs now. got a dead raid.
good loot, but didnt bring big backpack. and couldnt go managers cause had to pee
rip had so much stuff ripppp
died on factory can't have shit in norvinsk
Anyone want to trade there red rebel for violet card
The guy who killed you is thinking the exact opposite lol
Ain’t red rebel like 7 mil?
I’ve never seen how much violet is worth
16 mil for violet i need red rebel
bruh i dont think anyone is willing to take you up on that offer
Why not violet is worth double good deal
especially since barters need to be fir
violet isn't that good for it's price
plus
it needs to be fir barter
Aj didn't know barter was fir also my bad
I littreally spawned beside gluhar
aimbots me thorugh hedge
i didint even see him
Gluhar moment
Labs favorite map after elite strength wtf. It’s so fun. Like Factory but better yums
I go into a room and a guy with a pistol is just staring at me in the corner.
Drdisconnect
what a gamer
3rd dead raid in a row on labs
anyone mind giving tips on where to loot in middle for loots
checked the radiation barrels for ledx and the table for intel. is that it?
and the desk with the test tubes for black
also the shelves next to that desk for intel
its a black spawn
I need to learn more of that map
oh
Like I said, I need to learn more of that map. I atleast have a general idea of where the action is going
There’s defib spawns at mid aswell
Never bother with down below anyways as I always fear that I'll get shot from above
And gpus and Tetris on the black and red boxes
Yeah I avoid looting that bit usually just rush black and green
It’s got good loot
But raiders and PMCs make it fucking risky
I try to loot mid when I can.
Managers is hell
Yeah
raiders and players in green
Also raiders can shoot through and you can’t
imagine when managers glass becomes bulletproof if ever
Same as metal grilles by parking
I’ve paid it off with the one Bitcoin I found so Idc
Nowehere near laying off green tho lmao
ehh it's good loot, just a terrible location
@blazing inlet dunno. come check it out on stream. literally alt tabbing mid raid to chat with u guys
holy shit I feel so much more relaxed since I haven't played tarkov today
Apex legends is a good stress reliever
Good to change it up sometimes
Yeah, feels like a weight's been lifted off my shoulder
Tarkov 24/7 no rest
Can't stay on that grind when below 1mil tho
I changed Tarkov for another stress enduring game only to play CoD sometimes
Fucking up your nerves be like
yes you can, Victory or Death!!
Ukrainian black ops 1 servers
This
Even more of a reason to get on that grind, the grind doesn't stop for no one no matter what excuse you may have.
MW2 now
Tarkov has atleast greatly improved my reaction time
My hearing has been greatly improved
Nah
i may be a rat but i know when its time to fight :3
I think I have the shakes now
that grind don't stop. It just slows down. I'll be back on the grind before friday
honestly my hearing has been fucked up ever since dedseeker posted that vid of his
Has anyone here used a GT saiga 9?
Not you please
The bullets go like 20 feet
Ok, bud
Yeah
The way it just falls instantly
Ikr
I had to arc my shots
Lmao
Nuts
Like a nerf gun with thumb tacks in the darts lol
Jesus
Dw he wasn’t using it anti personnel
Pretty sure I remember Neko posting a pic of him taking a Mag Case woods with tracer and just raining hell with GT
I wanna do it
Man I can’t Wait till late wipe
So much dumb shit to do
And then wipe
I mean it's not even expensive, it's like 300k at most of the entire kit including the mag case and ammo
Ain’t mag boxes like 200k?
Yeah they aren’t bad
I have no interest in late wipe I had my personal late wipe lmao
155 to be specific
Buying stupid shit and going labs only
I only got like a mil when I logged off for the last time 2 months ago so thas steep for me
It’ll be funny
I already had two mag boxes tho
Hadda drop money on em for storage
Standard edition smh
i just play 1 or 2 raids a day make a mill then play with my stash lol
How long are the wipe discounts on
wipe discounts 😮
wipe tomorrow
Wipe December 1st 2020
Like a day or two
wtf?
Standard edition gang
NEXT YEAR?
No lol
im joking
Eod=cringe
What the joke was it already passed
IK
Eod=no money for drip
Or s*d
Get a ssd
HDD gang
It is an excuse to not go reserve
Rise up
I can't wait till you buy eod then get kicked every match
I’m not gonna
Cause I like money
I might get ssd at Christmas
If I dont lose all my money on a pair of shoes or smth dumb
Honestly no excuse to not have a ssd
Magic box of noise and power gang
Yeah
@tired ravine because soviet union
Why is your pc so loud even with ssd
I have a massive fan
And I'm getting a new mic
Or remove the cargo plane from your room
And unplugging the fan
My mic is a headphone mic
I have asked my grandma for a good monitor
Poggers
And my dad for a gucci mic
1 monitor gang
Same
1 monitor gang
Alt tab to skip songs 🥴
gucci mike
Alt tab to mute when I sneeze or cough
Mike
I’m not Mike
My name isn’t Mike
but he isn't gucci
How did I fuck this up
WHO
another dead raid :/
just cleaned this too, wtf
That inventory management tho
nah that doesn't change anything
might just do meme runs if it's only gonna be 0-1 pmc per raid.
It's only me or the most fearsome enemy is not full geared player but just random bot?
Cuz they shoot way better than bot is supposed to...
its because they are limited to extent other bots are
they are part of the system so can use all the mechanics to their full advantage
I was playing reserve scav
nearly 100 mill @ashen folio
As a pistol scav
And glukhar spawned
With like 2 guards
In my hallway
All fuzed together
My teammates were
Surprised
And we just kinda looked at them
Nobody knew what to do
Then they yelled at us
And we all died
i have come to the conclusion that people in this game need a basic economic lesson
so many fucking people drop the price on flea market items by thousands which just fucking ruins the market for everyone else
nice
Just buy it, lol
get undercut boiiiii
Fuck your rules, this is a black market
If I’m okay selling for less
You’re shit out of luck
That’s how this works

they really are giving the 1911 the love it deserves
about time tbh
That’s the other one
best pistol if you can disregard the fire rate
The golden one
m45agun
I hope they’re cross compatible
they are
they have the same attachments
Pog
omd reserve is so annoying i spawn and instantly get sniped in the thorax and bleed out
you on an ssd?
thank you knhaye vest
yeah
where do you run after spawn?
I went hatchet
Why
i legit spawned ran 5 secs and got sniped
200k thats why
So whats a good way to make money
boring or fun
cause customs is pretty good for money
especially if you spawn USEC side
if you are super broke could stash run
Take a big backpack, go Reserve or Customs and just pick up everything. Rinse and repeat till you're rich.
shit is profitable
shells
yh whatever
@frozen sedge go to tech buildings on reserve and check bunkers for ofzs pretty low risk you can also get paracords
School? or whats tech building
and death
^^^
a lot of people go there
gotta be quick
Accidentally just sold red card to fence
lol
@muted marten no train station is usually very contested same with the knight buildings
meant to be brushing up on rate of reaction
mid is aswell
tech buildings get looted and then nobody goes there
i went black bishop then gluhar aimbotted me
cause the loot is gone?
i find a bunch of stuff that people leave behind
people dont go green after its looted either
if you pick up HDDs and DVD drives
wrong person
nah i dont usually go into drop down cuz it never has anything so i loot tech spawns top floor and go into drop down see if there is anything then go to rbam and loot that shit
rbam best key on reserve tbh
rbam?
Lol
cant belive only red on flea is 100 mill
Good budget armour?
6b3tm
@nova sorrel you still down for the violet card trade
or zhuk press armor
haha killa took moneys from you
I think it's quite the opposite, pretty sure Lilia said that she made ~50 mil from farming Killa
dammit
Whats the best budget sniper?
vpo
ye, went from 35m to 98m doing killa
but it took like a week and a half?
can easily do 20m a day on labs probably. much faster than killa. and more consistent. you dont have to pray for killa spawn x d
stupid helmet running man.
its the man with the wii remote
lmao
it's like $50 or so right?
ye
yeah probably not a good idea
i have a love and hate relationship with this shitty game
Knaye i better see gains today :l
🦶🏿
k 😛
ez money
ITS HIM AGAIN
OMG
@muted marten I got a engineering class and I made a bridge out of hot glue and popsicle sticks
I got second place out of the class
I held 150 pounds on that thing lol
trust me im an engineer
Everyone else used like wood glue and bigger boards
I got popsicle sticks and hot glue lol
Hot glue hurts
I've got a good bit of blisters from that lol
ye he got the drip now
polybridge?
my asscrack?
where?
lets goo
The guy from fortnite?!
What!?
dababy but white 😳
knee reveal confirmed
yessir
we just need toe reveal
Outside is nasty
if my hand didnt have a dumbass bandage on it would send
how was femboy shots
fun
Squishy!?
Man
where your legs
your neck wide as fuck bro
Pencil eraser
Due to my natural depression from going to american school@ashen folio

B*sed
No
Your profolw pic has a neck
No
But it also is
Based
Im jawsh
how many men do you have
And I got arrested
Hot
You like like a pedo
How many children are in your basement
Tons
DABABY
Based
DABBAY
He's white!
No way!
Cool
Based
true
🐀
i like the mp7 g
MBUS suck
moment
mbus good
they hid a raider behind them yesterday
Yup
wrong
grind
THE QUADRATIC EQUATION
IS FUCKING RETA*DED

yepcock
a YEP cock type of day
Funny
Cock
pog

POGCHAMP

moment
Squishy that sint funny
based?
I'd do that shit dude
based
I'd control a women
imagine women
We all know you are in a competitive strip femboy club

listening to dbaby
Cringe
Thebaby
you are
Im gonna smack the baby
how
You a baby british
Hand
You have no teeth
budda dawg
eef
yes
That's why they are always crooked
go' no bloody teef
british babies are born with teeth, but they begin to decay away as they age
MY HATE FOR BRI*SH PEOPLE IS UNBEATEN
Mhm
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I fucking hate americans
Tea is good
Coffee is aids
you're incorrect
Get fucked spammer
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