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muted marten
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Had to leave a fort, and then the bugged thermals and mp7

ashen folio
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so much loot

blazing inlet
gentle mist
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Well maybe you shoul just get better at game

ashen folio
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that hoodie is so ugly

gentle mist
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My son, I will tell you that Nobody cares unfortunately

blazing inlet
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Yeah I know that

muted marten
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The upper looks shit

blazing inlet
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I thought it looked cool at first

ashen folio
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its ugly

muted marten
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Also it was weird the guns just wouldn’t go into my inventory

gentle mist
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Nah that upper is cool

muted marten
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I dragged it over and it just teleported back

blazing inlet
muted marten
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Nah cba

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It was reserve so p scavs

ashen folio
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ive been getting searching glitch where i cant search the last item in someones rig or pockets, i killed killa and i couldnt loot the keycard, i swear if there was a red card on him

blazing inlet
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I got a bugged raid where I couldn't pack my mags and then apparently died to a scav

muted marten
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And I was in open behind school so to risky

gentle mist
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If you were too far away from the bodies it won’t loot them

muted marten
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Nah I was on them

blazing inlet
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I don't think distance was the problem

muted marten
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I got loads anyway

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Frauded everything I had on me

ashen folio
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@ashen folio pretty sure its visual. don t think the slot has an item

blazing inlet
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Nah that can't be right

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same thing happens when I try to search pockets with 1 slot left

ashen folio
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maybe

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ye, it just infintie searches

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pretty sure its visuial

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and theres no item there

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so game cancels search

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no not infinite

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i search it and it stops instantly

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yea, you keep starting search

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and it cancels

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pretty sure

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item does not exist

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ok

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just a bug where u think theres item and game goes "nah i lied"

muted marten
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I get that

ashen folio
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bvesides

muted marten
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With raiders quite a lot

ashen folio
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do u wanna regret that one loot item

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or just dismiss it and move on

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prolly bettert to just move on

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say its a bugged slot

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but what if red card 😔

muted marten
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Also a raider spawned with a salewa in his pocket yesterday lmao

ashen folio
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ye fk ur redcard

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how

muted marten
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It was so bugged

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You couldn’t do anything with it

ashen folio
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raiders cant even spawn with salewa

muted marten
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What

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How

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I have screenshot

ashen folio
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they only have ifaks

muted marten
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I send it later when home

ashen folio
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ive never seen a raider with salewa

muted marten
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Whatever it was it was fucked

blazing inlet
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Lmao

ashen folio
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oh yeah

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i saw it yesterday

muted marten
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The whole raid was fucked

ashen folio
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i can tell

muted marten
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That was 20 parking raider raid

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And one pump

ashen folio
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what

muted marten
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What

ashen folio
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parking is never available to me

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like ever

muted marten
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When we hit parking like 20 spawned

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I killed 6

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Squid killed 10

ashen folio
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i hit hangar once and only 2 raiders spawned

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im like ok

muted marten
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We heard more

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Both died to bullshit

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Then made 700k and player gear on inter so ez

ashen folio
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ez

blazing inlet
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interchange moment

muted marten
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Night inter

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We met 4 full gears

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2 had raid bags and just disappeared

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Then we killed 2

blazing inlet
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Night inter, met 0 full gears, all rats,died to rats. cycle went on

muted marten
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We met chads

blazing inlet
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I met like 1 leg meta killa farmer

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man was completely naked with an mp5+rip

ashen folio
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lol

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chad

muted marten
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The guy my friend killed had mp7a1 which I dropped mine for

tidal jacinth
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imagine using leg meta on killa still

muted marten
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Then my guy had meta svd

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In inter

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In back offices

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Not even sniping

ashen folio
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svd in intechange?

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why

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what lvl

muted marten
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He had valday

blazing inlet
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Honestly running into someone who's naked with a gun that costs twice as much as your loadout is scarier than running into a slick wearer

muted marten
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45

ashen folio
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how

tidal jacinth
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shooter born in heaven

muted marten
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Mp7 guy was lvl 21

blazing inlet
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I also met a lvl 40smthn with an svd on night inter

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he had 1 mag with snb

muted marten
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@tidal jacinth he was in goshan offices

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Not sbih

ashen folio
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he was gaming

blazing inlet
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The guy I killed was camping power station with his friend

ashen folio
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hands together pls

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pray for killa last raid

muted marten
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The guy had the same mp7 as me but upgraded

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So left with like 8 mags

blazing inlet
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upgraded moment

muted marten
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It was nuts

blazing inlet
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upgrades people,upgrades

muted marten
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Still poor unfortunately

blazing inlet
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70 hours til lvl 3 btc is up

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Gotta grind out interchange for all these gpu spawns

muted marten
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Nearly 3 days holy shit

blazing inlet
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No luck all week

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not a single gpu

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from 30 raids

muted marten
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Make money instead and buy them

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Hit Kiba and shit

blazing inlet
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Ye kiba and weapon rooms are pog

muted marten
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I hit object14 for first time yesterday aswell

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Got gpnvgs and meta hk barrel

blazing inlet
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bruhh

muted marten
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And some other decent parts

blazing inlet
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object-14 moment

ashen folio
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meta hk barel is like 100k lol

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so stupiod

blazing inlet
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I got so pissed when I found out the thing even existed

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I was like, tf is object 14

ashen folio
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meanwhile its like 15k from mechanic

blazing inlet
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then I saw it had pretty good spawns

blazing inlet
prime yacht
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@muted marten @muted marten how much money u got now

ashen folio
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too little

prime yacht
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I read a reddit from someone saying they are level 52 but to scared to go labs for a gun lube which is the last item they need

blazing inlet
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man pinged Knaye twice

prime yacht
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And they don't like pvp so only pistol run

blazing inlet
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and?

prime yacht
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Who the fuck play like that

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Pistol running

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At that level

muted marten
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Like 8.5 mill

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Sorry hospital

blazing inlet
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I mean it's how he plays the game

muted marten
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Just closed my finger in a fucking door

blazing inlet
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damn

muted marten
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@prime yacht

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He’s muted lmao

blazing inlet
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bruh

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when tf

muted marten
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He spam pinged me

blazing inlet
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unfortunate

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Now he's gone for 24hours

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sadge

ashen folio
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how did he get muted

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i leave for 5 minutes and someone dies

blazing inlet
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He pinged knaye twice

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The power of femboys i guess

tidal jacinth
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did the bot do it

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or a mod

blazing inlet
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idk

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If it were a bot he woulda gotten instamuted i think

tidal jacinth
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cringe

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he said the bot muted him

blazing inlet
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dang

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bot cringe

calm portal
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Suppressor on m45a1 pog

celest kiln
blazing inlet
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I am on my way to kill gluhar

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just to piss off squishy

prime yacht
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@celest kiln I'm back

blazing inlet
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dammit

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he's unmuted

celest kiln
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lol

prime yacht
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I spam pinged british

celest kiln
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lol

blazing inlet
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Pinging british people 🤢

ashen folio
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bri*ish

blazing inlet
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🤢

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b*sed

late steppe
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Troll face

prime yacht
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This was mine

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Not very bad

celest kiln
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that APB look great 🙂

prime yacht
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yes

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Constant loading screen

blazing inlet
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your scav went on reserve

celest kiln
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welp this is another extra 8 afk hours to put on my game ... 😦

prime yacht
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lol

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I have a good

ashen folio
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Some dude is running around trying to farm Killa with 545 AK :/ ooooof

prime yacht
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500 maybe now

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Lol

celest kiln
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i thought i turned off my computer but i didnt

prime yacht
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Igolnik has like 0 flesh

ashen folio
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igolnik is trash

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use bs

blazing inlet
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Damn 68 hours for btc farm, Im not even gonna bother touching the game til then

celest kiln
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im using 1 1 2 ammo salad 🙂

blazing inlet
celest kiln
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@prime yacht you know whats funny we made money on that moonshine lol

digital oxide
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@celest kiln wtf you've played tarkov for 14 hours? damn

ashen folio
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there is m1911 silencer now?

celest kiln
digital oxide
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aaah lmaoo okay

celest kiln
blazing inlet
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you guys have a graph of how many hours it takes to get 1 btc depending on how many gpus you have

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idk if that sounded right

willow jasper
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!wiki

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fuck

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well its in wiki

tidal jacinth
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@ashen folio had someone else gotten him before you?

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just now

ashen folio
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yes

hearty sun
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when wipe

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??

late steppe
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WIPE IS THURSDAY

willow jasper
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thursday

tidal jacinth
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2

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1

ashen folio
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wipe

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my ass?

tidal jacinth
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ye

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i just did

frozen sedge
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Cmon man on thursday wtf

ashen folio
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yep

tidal jacinth
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took a massive log

late steppe
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Lmao

frozen sedge
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Guy this is some homosexual shit

tidal jacinth
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i love poop

frozen sedge
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I like watery poop

ashen folio
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same

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pooooopaaaaaaahh

willow jasper
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watery poop is the best

ashen folio
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no

frozen sedge
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yes

ashen folio
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absolutely not

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the hardest ones are the best

frozen sedge
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ig

ashen folio
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how do i poop

frozen sedge
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One time i had such a hard shit i was screaming in pain

ashen folio
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LOL

frozen sedge
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It wouldn't come out

ashen folio
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shit out your intestines

frozen sedge
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ANd thats on constipation

digital oxide
blazing inlet
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pain

late steppe
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@willow jasper cool PFP

ashen folio
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@digital oxide yeah its on yo momma

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watch this video

frozen sedge
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Did somebody say "Just eaaat" fuck spotify ads

late steppe
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YO MAMA!

digital oxide
ashen folio
digital oxide
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Bingus

ashen folio
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bingus

digital oxide
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Wtf lmao

ashen folio
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LMAO

frozen sedge
tidal jacinth
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wtf

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how did u find that vid of me

digital oxide
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🐀

ashen folio
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if it actually were you, you would have dropped your pants and shit on the ground

tidal jacinth
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i did afterwards

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we ran out of film

ashen folio
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can i smell it?

ashen folio
late steppe
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Scav drip

tidal jacinth
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i have 23.6 tons of ketamine in my backyard

muted marten
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True

late steppe
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That dudes feet is in the ground

ashen folio
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i love feet?

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da cheese touch

late steppe
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Sniff 😋

muted marten
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Only at Miller grove

frozen sedge
late steppe
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BRUH

muted marten
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Kinda ass

willow jasper
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Kinda ass

frozen sedge
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Cop on best player

muted marten
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I should follow bsg on instagram

ashen folio
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how do you not kill him

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he taunts you in russian

frozen sedge
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My mouse is broken 😉

muted marten
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Wait what is their Instagram

ashen folio
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my poop is broken

muted marten
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The bsg account has 4 posts

late steppe
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Da gram

muted marten
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And I look up tarkov and it’s meme pages

ashen folio
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instagram is aids

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why are ubothering

muted marten
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Idk

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Want to see gun

late steppe
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It's uhhh

muted marten
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Lmao bsgs last post on their account was announcing patch 11.7

late steppe
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Escapefromtarkovofficial

ashen folio
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escapefrompoop?

late steppe
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Escape from Bosnia

ashen folio
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

frozen sedge
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Escape From Gulag

muted marten
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@ashen folio thanks

willow jasper
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knaye

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your face

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is

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bad

muted marten
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How

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Why

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No

late steppe
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Holy shit

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That song brings back memories

ashen folio
raven venture
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wats the longest time left on interchange that u can scav in on?

prime yacht
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Very nice

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What u gonna do now?

celest kiln
raven venture
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this wipe...

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just died and trying to scav in and get my body back

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if possible

prime yacht
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If you have 1 server selected you nearly always get back in

celest kiln
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interchange varies alot, some spawn in with 17or 20 mins then some can spawn almost at the start of the raid

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but ye 1 server best chance to get back

prime yacht
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Or you can get 10 minutes 5 seconds and spawn at power

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Lol

celest kiln
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10/10 scav spawns

prime yacht
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I once died to a 4 man camping power like 20 minutes in

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Lol

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On a scav

raven venture
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yeah 1 server..and aussie too so i cant imagine there would be many

prime yacht
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I headshot 1 with ppsh

celest kiln
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PPSH lets fuck gooo!!!

raven venture
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just gonna wait a few more minutes before i get in

celest kiln
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cool plan

raven venture
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was very annoying, first shot, 100meters buckshot to the eyes or something lame....

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scavs are either like shroud or my dog faceplanting the keyboard skill level

prime yacht
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yes

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Scavs OP

raven venture
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i was full stash looted too..sigh.

celest kiln
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i have no more non fir eagle nick ;-;

prime yacht
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I cri

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saddest gamer moments 2020

muted marten
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Sad

celest kiln
prime yacht
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fat

muted marten
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5.45 mags 🤮

prime yacht
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Large stacks

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British

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Did you see our scav cases

celest kiln
muted marten
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Yeah

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I looked

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Yeah lmao I could tell

prime yacht
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How come I never get ofz

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I cri

muted marten
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I like using all sorts

celest kiln
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pepehands ;-;

muted marten
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Mainly mp7 rn everywhere but labs cause fun and cheap

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Mp7 sucks so much wang against raiders

prime yacht
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fuck

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Lunch done

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So long

muted marten
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It’s 5pm

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I’ve had dinner

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Get fucked

celest kiln
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lol

late steppe
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dinner dinner going to make some dinner

muted marten
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Berd

raven venture
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diidnt work fam

celest kiln
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Nuuu

raven venture
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guess australia has more servers than I thought lol

celest kiln
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well probably just a bunch of sessions going on 😛

ashen folio
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@prime yacht just doin labs now. got a dead raid.

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good loot, but didnt bring big backpack. and couldnt go managers cause had to pee

raven venture
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rip had so much stuff ripppp

keen ore
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died on factory can't have shit in norvinsk

nova sorrel
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Anyone want to trade there red rebel for violet card

spiral echo
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The guy who killed you is thinking the exact opposite lol

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Ain’t red rebel like 7 mil?

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I’ve never seen how much violet is worth

nova sorrel
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16 mil for violet i need red rebel

blazing inlet
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bruh i dont think anyone is willing to take you up on that offer

nova sorrel
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Why not violet is worth double good deal

blazing inlet
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especially since barters need to be fir

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violet isn't that good for it's price

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plus

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it needs to be fir barter

nova sorrel
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Aj didn't know barter was fir also my bad

blazing inlet
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ah no problem

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a common mistake

frozen sedge
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I littreally spawned beside gluhar

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aimbots me thorugh hedge

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i didint even see him

blazing inlet
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Gluhar moment

ashen folio
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Labs favorite map after elite strength wtf. It’s so fun. Like Factory but better yums

frozen sedge
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I go into a room and a guy with a pistol is just staring at me in the corner.

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Drdisconnect

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what a gamer

hidden raptor
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lmao

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funny one

ashen folio
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3rd dead raid in a row on labs

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anyone mind giving tips on where to loot in middle for loots

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checked the radiation barrels for ledx and the table for intel. is that it?

blazing inlet
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Dead labs raids?

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you're getting dead labs raids

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how

tidal jacinth
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and the desk with the test tubes for black

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also the shelves next to that desk for intel

blazing inlet
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test tubes?

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oh intel spawns

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I only know like 2 or 3 intel spawns on labs

tidal jacinth
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its a black spawn

blazing inlet
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I need to learn more of that map

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oh

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Like I said, I need to learn more of that map. I atleast have a general idea of where the action is going

muted marten
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There’s defib spawns at mid aswell

stable frost
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Never bother with down below anyways as I always fear that I'll get shot from above

muted marten
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And gpus and Tetris on the black and red boxes

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Yeah I avoid looting that bit usually just rush black and green

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It’s got good loot

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But raiders and PMCs make it fucking risky

blazing inlet
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I try to loot mid when I can.

muted marten
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Managers aswell

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I avoid it usually

blazing inlet
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Managers is hell

muted marten
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Yeah

blazing inlet
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raiders and players in green

muted marten
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Also raiders can shoot through and you can’t

blazing inlet
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imagine when managers glass becomes bulletproof if ever

muted marten
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Same as metal grilles by parking

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I’ve paid it off with the one Bitcoin I found so Idc

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Nowehere near laying off green tho lmao

blazing inlet
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ehh it's good loot, just a terrible location

muted marten
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I think I’ve payed off black

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Or half way

ashen folio
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@blazing inlet dunno. come check it out on stream. literally alt tabbing mid raid to chat with u guys

muted marten
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I made a bit off green

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Maybe like a mill now

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So still 3 mill to go

ashen folio
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just looted managers

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might go back to check testing area

blazing inlet
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holy shit I feel so much more relaxed since I haven't played tarkov today

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Apex legends is a good stress reliever

stable frost
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Good to change it up sometimes

blazing inlet
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Yeah, feels like a weight's been lifted off my shoulder

muted marten
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Pussy shit

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Stay on the grind 😤

stable frost
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Tarkov 24/7 no rest

blazing inlet
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Can't stay on that grind when below 1mil tho

calm portal
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I changed Tarkov for another stress enduring game only to play CoD sometimes

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Fucking up your nerves be like

celest kiln
muted marten
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Ukrainian black ops 1 servers

muted marten
stable frost
calm portal
blazing inlet
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Tarkov has atleast greatly improved my reaction time

stable frost
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My hearing has been greatly improved

muted marten
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Nah

celest kiln
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i may be a rat but i know when its time to fight :3

muted marten
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I think I have the shakes now

blazing inlet
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honestly my hearing has been fucked up ever since dedseeker posted that vid of his

tired ravine
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Has anyone here used a GT saiga 9?

muted marten
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Not you please

tired ravine
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The bullets go like 20 feet

muted marten
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Anyone but the shit ammo guy

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Oh yeah lmao

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The drop on GT

tired ravine
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Ok, bud

muted marten
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Is insane

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Dw I’m joking

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It’s funny shooting it

tired ravine
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Yeah

muted marten
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The way it just falls instantly

tired ravine
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I got in a 1v2 on shoreline

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Pscavs

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And holy shit

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I felt like I had a nerf gun

muted marten
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Ikr

tired ravine
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I had to arc my shots

muted marten
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It feels like it should do nothing

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It’s like using a mortar

spiral echo
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Lmao

tired ravine
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I actually managed to arc a shot over a hill

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And kill a guy I couldn’t see

muted marten
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Nuts

spiral echo
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Like a nerf gun with thumb tacks in the darts lol

tired ravine
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Basically

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They ate so many

muted marten
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The mfs who do that are so scary

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My friend did it and it stuck to walls

tired ravine
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Jesus

spiral echo
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Don’t fuck with em lmao

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Out to win

muted marten
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Dw he wasn’t using it anti personnel

stable frost
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Pretty sure I remember Neko posting a pic of him taking a Mag Case woods with tracer and just raining hell with GT

muted marten
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I wanna do it

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Man I can’t Wait till late wipe

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So much dumb shit to do

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And then wipe

stable frost
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I mean it's not even expensive, it's like 300k at most of the entire kit including the mag case and ammo

muted marten
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True

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But it’ll be like 1 doubloon at end of wipe

spiral echo
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Ain’t mag boxes like 200k?

muted marten
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Yeah they aren’t bad

prime yacht
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Only like 160

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Very cheap

calm portal
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I have no interest in late wipe I had my personal late wipe lmao

stable frost
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155 to be specific

calm portal
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Buying stupid shit and going labs only

muted marten
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I’m gonna run thermal Mp5sd and shit

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Proman come back pre wipe to fuck around

spiral echo
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I only got like a mil when I logged off for the last time 2 months ago so thas steep for me

muted marten
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It’ll be funny

spiral echo
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I already had two mag boxes tho

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Hadda drop money on em for storage

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Standard edition smh

celest kiln
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i just play 1 or 2 raids a day make a mill then play with my stash lol

muted marten
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How long are the wipe discounts on

celest kiln
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wipe discounts 😮

ashen folio
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wipe tomorrow

muted marten
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Pre wipe discounts

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On traders

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You know what I mean

spiral echo
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Wipe December 1st 2020

muted marten
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Like a day or two

ashen folio
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wtf?

prime yacht
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Standard edition gang

ashen folio
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NEXT YEAR?

spiral echo
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No lol

ashen folio
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im joking

prime yacht
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Eod=cringe

spiral echo
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What the joke was it already passed

ashen folio
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IK

muted marten
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Eod=no money for drip

spiral echo
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Lmao honestly I wish

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God

muted marten
#

Or s*d

prime yacht
#

Get a ssd

muted marten
#

Haha fuck you

#

How about no

celest kiln
#

HDD gang

muted marten
#

It is an excuse to not go reserve

muted marten
prime yacht
#

I can't wait till you buy eod then get kicked every match

muted marten
#

I’m not gonna

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Cause I like money

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I might get ssd at Christmas

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If I dont lose all my money on a pair of shoes or smth dumb

prime yacht
#

Honestly no excuse to not have a ssd

tired ravine
prime yacht
#

They so cheap

#

And good

tired ravine
#

Computer go brrrrwhotbthhhhrbbbbb

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Make magic

prime yacht
#

i love the noises of a hdd booting up

#

Whhhhznwnhsnmmbnnhwhhhhhh

muted marten
#

Yeah

celest kiln
#

@tired ravine because soviet union

muted marten
#

Why is your pc so loud even with ssd

prime yacht
#

Some nice ere. R r e. R

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Noises

muted marten
#

Also squishy if I get ssd you get new mic

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Deal?

prime yacht
#

And I'm getting a new mic

muted marten
#

Or remove the cargo plane from your room

prime yacht
#

And unplugging the fan

tired ravine
#

My mic is a headphone mic

prime yacht
#

I have asked my grandma for a good monitor

tired ravine
#

Poggers

prime yacht
#

And my dad for a gucci mic

muted marten
#

1 monitor gang

tired ravine
#

Same

prime yacht
muted marten
#

Alt tab to skip songs 🥴

blazing inlet
#

gucci mike

muted marten
#

Sad

#

Who tf is Mike

blazing inlet
#

fuck

#

mic

#

no

#

gucci mike

#

you heard me

tired ravine
#

Alt tab to mute when I sneeze or cough

muted marten
#

Mike

blazing inlet
#

yeah

#

mike

muted marten
#

I’m not Mike

blazing inlet
#

Neither am I

#

I know a mike

muted marten
#

My name isn’t Mike

blazing inlet
#

but he isn't gucci

muted marten
#

Who is Mike

#

Who

blazing inlet
#

How did I fuck this up

muted marten
#

WHO

blazing inlet
#

let's restart

#

good

ashen folio
blazing inlet
#

we've restarted

#

Pog raid

ashen folio
blazing inlet
#

That inventory management tho

ashen folio
#

gonna hafta learn labs loot location now

#

nah, it was empty before this raid

blazing inlet
#

nah that doesn't change anything

ashen folio
#

might just do meme runs if it's only gonna be 0-1 pmc per raid.

rotund bolt
#

It's only me or the most fearsome enemy is not full geared player but just random bot?

#

Cuz they shoot way better than bot is supposed to...

celest kiln
#

its because they are limited to extent other bots are

#

they are part of the system so can use all the mechanics to their full advantage

tired ravine
#

I was playing reserve scav

muted marten
#

nearly 100 mill @ashen folio

tired ravine
#

As a pistol scav

#

And glukhar spawned

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With like 2 guards

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In my hallway

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All fuzed together

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My teammates were

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Surprised

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And we just kinda looked at them

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Nobody knew what to do

#

Then they yelled at us

#

And we all died

lunar quiver
#

i have come to the conclusion that people in this game need a basic economic lesson

#

so many fucking people drop the price on flea market items by thousands which just fucking ruins the market for everyone else

ashen folio
muted marten
#

nice

grave citrus
#

get undercut boiiiii

tired ravine
#

Fuck your rules, this is a black market

#

If I’m okay selling for less

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You’re shit out of luck

#

That’s how this works

lunar quiver
#

damn that sucks man

#

anyways

tired ravine
#

Anyways

#

Back to you complaining

lunar quiver
ashen folio
#

they really are giving the 1911 the love it deserves

lunar quiver
#

about time tbh

tired ravine
lunar quiver
#

best pistol if you can disregard the fire rate

tired ravine
#

The golden one

lunar quiver
#

m45agun

tired ravine
#

I hope they’re cross compatible

ashen folio
#

they are

lunar quiver
#

meds are at 8k btw

#

buy

ashen folio
#

they have the same attachments

tired ravine
#

Pog

frozen sedge
#

omd reserve is so annoying i spawn and instantly get sniped in the thorax and bleed out

lunar quiver
#

you on an ssd?

muted marten
#

take meds

#

trust me

lunar quiver
#

thank you knhaye vest

frozen sedge
lunar quiver
#

where do you run after spawn?

frozen sedge
muted marten
#

Why

frozen sedge
#

i legit spawned ran 5 secs and got sniped

frozen sedge
muted marten
#

easier ways to make money

#

also reserve is touch and go with no rr

#

or keys

frozen sedge
#

So whats a good way to make money

muted marten
#

boring or fun

#

cause customs is pretty good for money

#

especially if you spawn USEC side

#

if you are super broke could stash run

stable frost
#

Take a big backpack, go Reserve or Customs and just pick up everything. Rinse and repeat till you're rich.

muted marten
#

shit is profitable

frozen sedge
#

I go stash and get shotgun bullets

#

pellets

muted marten
#

shells

frozen sedge
#

yh whatever

ashen folio
#

@frozen sedge go to tech buildings on reserve and check bunkers for ofzs pretty low risk you can also get paracords

frozen sedge
ashen folio
#

they both have a lot of tech items

muted marten
#

and death

frozen sedge
#

^^^

muted marten
#

a lot of people go there

frozen sedge
#

Everytime i go there i just die

#

I get a gpu or sum shit then die

ashen folio
#

gotta be quick

scarlet heron
#

Accidentally just sold red card to fence

muted marten
#

they are maybe the most contested place on the mad

#

WHAT

frozen sedge
#

Bruh

#

Fat rip

muted marten
#

hes on moble

#

very funny

scarlet heron
#

Lol

#

Noice

muted marten
#

ffs

#

just loaded game

frozen sedge
#

lol

ashen folio
#

@muted marten no train station is usually very contested same with the knight buildings

muted marten
#

meant to be brushing up on rate of reaction

ashen folio
#

tech buildings get looted and then nobody goes there

frozen sedge
muted marten
#

cause the loot is gone?

ashen folio
#

i find a bunch of stuff that people leave behind

muted marten
#

people dont go green after its looted either

ashen folio
#

oops

muted marten
#

if you pick up HDDs and DVD drives

ashen folio
#

wrong person

#

nah i dont usually go into drop down cuz it never has anything so i loot tech spawns top floor and go into drop down see if there is anything then go to rbam and loot that shit

#

rbam best key on reserve tbh

muted marten
#

rbam?

ashen folio
#

first floor bbishop

scarlet heron
#

Where is marked

#

??

muted marten
#

7n31 is in stock

#

hurry

scarlet heron
#

Lol

ashen folio
#

marked is bpawn and shacks near rook

#

also theres one in the room next to d2 lever

muted marten
#

cant belive only red on flea is 100 mill

frozen sedge
#

Good budget armour?

ashen folio
#

6b3tm

muted marten
#

@nova sorrel you still down for the violet card trade

ashen folio
#

or zhuk press armor

muted marten
#

is that bannable

#

yeah dw actually dont wanna lose my account

ashen folio
#

more tracksuit labs tmrw :3

#

time to start farmin moneys

blazing inlet
#

haha killa took moneys from you

stable frost
#

I think it's quite the opposite, pretty sure Lilia said that she made ~50 mil from farming Killa

blazing inlet
#

dammit

frozen sedge
#

Whats the best budget sniper?

ashen folio
#

vpo

#

ye, went from 35m to 98m doing killa

#

but it took like a week and a half?

#

can easily do 20m a day on labs probably. much faster than killa. and more consistent. you dont have to pray for killa spawn x d

#

stupid helmet running man.

#

its the man with the wii remote

muted marten
#

lmao

tidal jacinth
#

😎

blazing inlet
#

you made a bad financial decision

#

lmao

muted marten
#

rip

#

yeah I feel bad for you

tidal jacinth
#

shh

#

good game

blazing inlet
#

it's like $50 or so right?

tidal jacinth
#

ye

blazing inlet
#

yeah probably not a good idea

muted marten
#

I mean

#

it has been hyped up for like 5 years

grizzled kestrel
#

i have a love and hate relationship with this shitty game

muted marten
#

dw so does everyone

#

what happened this time

tidal jacinth
#

it was either that or cold war

#

so

#

you know

muted marten
#

or money

#

or just 50$

#

in bank

tidal jacinth
#

yes

#

to buy 50 loafs of bread

celest kiln
#

Knaye i better see gains today :l

tidal jacinth
#

🦶🏿

muted marten
#

I cant get on

#

probably till like friday

#

then finals are done

celest kiln
#

k 😛

muted marten
#

Ill make 1.5 mill in that time tho

#

easy btc farm

celest kiln
#

ez money

ashen folio
#

ITS THE MAN WITH THE WII REMOTE

tidal jacinth
celest kiln
#

OMG

prime yacht
#

@muted marten I got a engineering class and I made a bridge out of hot glue and popsicle sticks

#

I got second place out of the class

#

I held 150 pounds on that thing lol

celest kiln
#

trust me im an engineer

prime yacht
#

Everyone else used like wood glue and bigger boards

#

I got popsicle sticks and hot glue lol

#

Hot glue hurts

#

I've got a good bit of blisters from that lol

muted marten
#

@tidal jacinth HES GROWING

#

HES GOT A JACKET

#

@prime yacht also show bridge

tidal jacinth
#

ye he got the drip now

prime yacht
#

I'm on the bus lol

ashen folio
#

polybridge?

prime yacht
#

Big old crack

tidal jacinth
#

my asscrack?

ashen folio
#

crackhouse?

#

intel spawn

muted marten
#

where?

ashen folio
#

lets goo

muted marten
#

who?

#

@prime yacht set it on fire

#

will be funny

tidal jacinth
#

@muted marten this is me

muted marten
#

no way!

#

DaBaby!?

scarlet heron
#

The guy from fortnite?!

muted marten
#

What!?

prime yacht
#

dababy but white 😳

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

I already hand revealed

#

I'm white as fuck

#

Lol

muted marten
#

yessir

blazing inlet
#

we just need toe reveal

muted marten
#

you are so white

#

go outside

#

it is cool

prime yacht
#

Outside is nasty

blazing inlet
#

bro go photosynthesize

#

you're like some plant

#

you'll go pale without sunlight

muted marten
#

if my hand didnt have a dumbass bandage on it would send

prime yacht
#

Note the snow

#

I got drippy seat

#

It's negative 4 c

muted marten
#

didnt ask

#

its like 0 here

#

was cold uwu

prime yacht
#

how was femboy shots

muted marten
#

fun

prime yacht
#

uwu

#

Based

ashen folio
muted marten
#

Squishy!?

ashen folio
#

Man

ashen folio
prime yacht
#

@muted marten yes face reveal!

#

I sit hella slumped

muted marten
#

your neck wide as fuck bro

ashen folio
#

Pencil eraser

prime yacht
#

Due to my natural depression from going to american school@ashen folio

ashen folio
muted marten
#

B*sed

ashen folio
#

Neck directly connects to my head

#

To my jaw bro

prime yacht
#

No

muted marten
#

wait thats you?

#

Im sorry

prime yacht
#

Your profolw pic has a neck

ashen folio
#

No

muted marten
#

your neck is nice

#

and thin

ashen folio
#

But it also is

muted marten
#

how

#

why

#

what

ashen folio
#

This is me

prime yacht
#

Based

ashen folio
#

Im jawsh

muted marten
#

how many men do you have

ashen folio
#

And I got arrested

stable frost
prime yacht
#

You like like a pedo

muted marten
#

what for

#

what arrested for

ashen folio
#

wait also why you going to school you boutta get covid

prime yacht
#

How many children are in your basement

ashen folio
#

Tons

muted marten
#

DABABY

prime yacht
muted marten
#

DABBAY

ashen folio
#

He's white!

muted marten
#

No way!

prime yacht
#

I'm black!

#

No way

muted marten
#

No way

#

No way

prime yacht
ashen folio
#

Cool

prime yacht
#

Based

muted marten
ashen folio
#

Oh that's not but I'm not a fatass

prime yacht
blazing inlet
#

🐀

ashen folio
#

This is me

ashen folio
muted marten
blazing inlet
#

moment

ashen folio
#

mbus good

prime yacht
muted marten
#

they hid a raider behind them yesterday

ashen folio
#

Yup

ashen folio
blazing inlet
#

grind

prime yacht
#

THE QUADRATIC EQUATION

muted marten
#

mf just teleported there and vided under my irons

#

then vogged me

prime yacht
#

IS FUCKING RETA*DED

ashen folio
blazing inlet
#

yep cock?

#

yeah

#

it's

ashen folio
#

yepcock

blazing inlet
#

a YEP cock type of day

ashen folio
#

Funny

muted marten
#

Cock

prime yacht
blazing inlet
#

pog

ashen folio
prime yacht
#

POGCHAMP

ashen folio
prime yacht
ashen folio
#

Me

#

"Im eating"

blazing inlet
#

moment

muted marten
#

Squishy that sint funny

prime yacht
ashen folio
#

I'd do that shit dude

blazing inlet
#

based

ashen folio
#

I'd control a women

blazing inlet
#

imagine women

prime yacht
blazing inlet
muted marten
#

listening to dbaby

prime yacht
ashen folio
#

Thebaby

muted marten
#

you are

ashen folio
#

Im gonna smack the baby

muted marten
#

how

prime yacht
#

You a baby british

ashen folio
#

Hand

prime yacht
#

You have no teeth

blazing inlet
#

budda dawg

muted marten
#

eef

ashen folio
#

British babies have inverted teeth

#

Then turn as they get older

prime yacht
#

yes

ashen folio
#

That's why they are always crooked

muted marten
#

go' no bloody teef

blazing inlet
#

british babies are born with teeth, but they begin to decay away as they age

muted marten
#

squishy Imma come to maine

#

and fuck you up

prime yacht
#

MY HATE FOR BRI*SH PEOPLE IS UNBEATEN

ashen folio
#

Mhm

blazing inlet
#

🍵 🤢

prime yacht
#

I fucking hate americans

blazing inlet
#

Imagine tea

#

🤢

ashen folio
prime yacht
#

Tea is good

muted marten
#

ffs

#

lmao

prime yacht
#

Coffee is aids

blazing inlet
#

you're incorrect

prime yacht
#

Get fucked spammer

muted marten
#

this channel popping off rn

ashen folio
#

Do we have pepe bot

#

Pls help