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thermal make my dvl dave ass go bye bye
im watching a friend test one out on customs
offline ofc
hes got a penis helmet no headset killa armour and a blackrock full of nades
being solo is the least fun part of tarkov. sadge
and a FLIR for the long range scav encounters
it'd help if my mom wasn't extremely concerned about who I group up with in games
lol
go on
What happened with the guy from yesterday
who that
What guys?
The guy you played with
who that
Oh I just can't play with him all the time.
He's like my only tarkov partner, sadge
only took 4 shells to kill sniper scav
Well I can't even imagine using a thermal so I'll never know
why
Representative of poor gang
Yes I'm not looking forward to that
When I stop being a poor shitter I'll worry about thermal quests
i never find anyone for that quest
but that'll be till like next wipe
thermals are cool ig
ive taken it into like
6 raids now
seen 0 PMC
the eye relief on a flir on a shotgun not to bad tbh
thermals are cooler when using them at night, no point using them in the day while hiding in a bush scared for your own life
first raid i ever used a reapir i killed the whole lobby in woods
Atleast that's what all the daytime thermal users I met did
Why go woods tho
for 100 meter
I go woods to practice my sniping, everyone else goes woods to practice their thermal aim trainign
woods only map with a average engagement distance past 20 meters lol
i wanna do 5 man hatchet run on woods
reserve sniping is better imo
I have shit frames on reserve almost all the time
sniping at dome is boring
get a better cpu or something
And there're so many places I could get sniped from on reserve, so why bother
Yeah it's on it's way, like in a week or 2
what u gettin
an i9 for christmas
nice
intel 🤢
yep
you stop right there
no
Still haven't managed to kill gluhar for quest 🤢
intel sucks
shut the fuck up
just flash him?
lol
day 4 of shitposting, sorry for the haram vid
im almsot at 10k yay
#shitpost #reddit #hi
i dont even weigh a hundred pounds yet
sniping at dome pops
and 15 years old
EAT
Sniping at rock near dome tho
jesus squishy
bro go eat or smthn
rock near dome is where its at
But you're so exposed there
dome can get destroyed and i wouldnt care
i litterally gained 0 pounds after fat boi american holiday
yeah kinda bored of getting tapped on dome
You're exposed at the rock but not many people can get there
you gotta bring camo so you blend in with the rock also nobody ever checks there
how tall are you squishy
like
what gear you take
5,5 i think
not that short
tell that to the 10 insurances that never came back from that rock
are you just skin and bone
like 1.6-1.7 meters
usually momex trizip and the usec clothes that are gray forgot what they called
unlucky 🤷
nice
How am I taller than you @prime yacht
same lmao
You're like 2 years older than me
Usec is 13 confirmed
my friend is unloading on a sniper scav with a flir 133
is this rance?
He should probably aim higher
like the least ape of your 'merican friends
bri'ish tho
whatever tho
are french femboys better then bri*sh femboys?
yes
I honestly do not know
why does america suck so much
bri'sh
Bri*sh
refer to my previous message
proud bri'ish femboy
its a curse word
like literally every country makes fun of america lol
Because your mom has onlyfans
which one
I have just got used to it after like 4 months
cover your teeth in oil
average bri'ish citizen
casue all bri*sh are femboys
"I honestly do not know"
crqsh is probably american
oh
i know joe is
that would be worse than brish
whos joe?!
joe biden
hhoe mama
nah
oh
I'm good having a full set of teeth
oops
lmao
depsite cranberry
the bron jame
can ig et autograph
brown james
braun james
leperchaun
FEMBOY!?!??!?!?!
american british man
dont you will be deported like 21 savage
bad idea, go back to drinkin tea innit
forgot 21 was british lmao
yeah go to boston
nah Imma come join the fellas in maine
9+10
12
21
12
although squishys probably a greaseball
how talls squishy
im so fucking white
like 5"5
12
its not even funny
haha
i havent seen outside in years
go outside
You need sunlight
outside is b*sed
ok now what
Squishy needs to photosynthesize
bryan is probably like 6'4
yeah im 6"3 100kg
I'm like 5"10 or so
5'10 ?
4'12
4'20
420"69
my height
4'38
Im like 4'20
Usec
bitches be like "ew youre under 6 foot?"
actually bitch im under no feet so stfu and put yours in my mouth
preach
preach
speak the word
tired of them having height standards then being like 4"10
damn american girls harsh
we gonna turn this into incel chat
m'lady
lets not do that
No im not
11?
No
dude hes not 12 hes 13
no I'm 5
Lmao
kekw
get fucked
Small humans
me when late 40s
how tall is u
K.
6’3 lmao
yes as you can tell from my pfp of me i am a hulking mass
it does say BRYAN on it
question is is your name actually bryan
cause thats the name of a MAN
Bryan is prolly the type of chad to do that
Y’all actually play tarkov?
tis bryan with a y
yeah
no we dont
tarkovs boring to talk about half the time
Sarcasm?
No we play insurgency sandstorm
i play roblox uno
we play hentai nazi hitler strikes back
Y’all wanna see a bullshit ass clip?
^^
I play tarkov mostly
okj
then sandstorm
then like whatever free game my friends are fucking around on
Dan the man
should i be paying attention in class
Yeah apparently they were both body shots
or watching my friend sprint from dorms to crackhouse on a heavy bleed
its fun but half the time all the servers are full so you cant play
bad zeroing
tell your friend to get the fuck off tarkov and learn
Or Im gonna join the call and tell him
Bryan I hit him with both shots
do it
its 5pm
I dont have to study today luckily
and I get to do both of tomorrows exams at home
What a trashcan
@sturdy halo but they werent headshots because bad zeroing
were you using 366
so you know we getting a lil sneaky on Macbeth quots
that background tho
Oh yeah lmao
also if you were using ap that shit has awful accuracy so thats probs why you died
and lights
I believe it was fmj
why
fmj 🤢
@muted marten
Why would you hurt yourself like that
@prime yacht
yell at the ape
fmj wouldnt have even killed him lol
why#
@dense flicker
not pay attentuion in class
Headshot would’ve
fmj tho 🤢
Rance I know you can hear me
helmet
^
imma go make some tea
What do you want
you go do that
Well I got 1tapped by ps with a lvl 4 helmet so 🤷♂️
wrong
fucking apes
ps penetrates
science and maths all I give a shit about
monkee moment
i penetrate yo mom 😳
Science pogU
yes
DO I really need to know about the different types of plants in the rocks
yes you do!
*Mum!
Mum* 🤢
Also I killed gluhar with a vpo with fmj so 🤷♂️
hes the last i need for kappa
Slatt
dont say his name in my presence
Gluhar
femboy slut
Shut up
femboys make me want to shove a pencil up my urethra
Now
if the guy had helmet then thats why u didnt kill him
Pepega Ash-12 man
Pogogers
imma go make tea now
do it
I am ambidextorouse
I am a coffee and tea enjoyer
after I realised I drank to much coffee
Reasons such as?
can you unlock the recoil pad through traders
mmmm dsync
imagine not using a 5-7 to pistol run
3000 roubles to the name
how
calm you titaays
scav run?
i just killed a l60 d2 camping..
so fucking pathetic
i killed a level 62 hatchet running resort
shrimp and 5-7 are both pepega
lol
what classifies as a meta m4
I died with a meta m4 to a cracked raider
high ergo, low recoil
and is fairly drippy
bro tf is that head bob
the normal headbob doesnt bother me
exactly high ergo low recoil
how do people play with headbob
the drip is the most important factor in any loadout
zilla got kappa with it on lol
cause slithering across the floor with no headbob looks funny
imagine exit camping d2 with this
Rich rats be like^
i mean its not like a gameplay thing, its just visual but jesus christ its obnoxious
holy Pepega
they were camping under the stairs when u go to d2
Man should've left if he had that tho
before the wood hallway with item spawns
he prolly camped someone, yoinked their shit, then continued camping
yeah ^
imagine playing reserve

Imagine getting over 30fps on reserve tho
lol
i get like 90
15 take it or leave it
I get like 50 at times
fair enough
One time I almost got 35
iTS yOUr SetUP vRO
imagine using lvoa 🤢
is reserve poorly optimized or is it just my setup?
tarkov in general is a very ram heavy game
rvg on that m4 🤢
so kind of both
nah
i have 48 gigs of ram
lvoa is bad
i have 16 lol
looks cool but mk10 is better
Lol
mk10 based
mk10 looks like a cock
Buddy of mine put it together
mk10 b*sed
sorry im not Kappapride
mix of both
imagine no using ak103 with bp 🤢
your buddy shouldn't build guns
yall cracking
I recommend the two part stock
imagine using a 556 ak tho
With the rubber butt pad
a cock i want on my m4
ak-101 and 103 gang
yeaaah^
RPK gang
556 and 762x39 all the way
@ashen folio Aight but if you camp d2 imma shove that up your ass and fire warmage into it
ak-101 good for snipe
no
false
RPK has 45 recoil for cheap
if you hit someone once in the leg with 762x39 bp itll black it
it's cheap if you have traders, which you don't
never would i camp with a gun like that only meme cannons allowed
but you can pick up like an akm for 20k or fewer
Just use stock ak-103 with bp, why mod
RVG, 2 part stock, PWS, done
put a buttpad on or smthn
Can you play labs offline?
45 recoil
thats it
It’s like 50k
@ashen folio if youre truly b***d you have to glue your w key on your keyboard
i do that but if i find parts like a grip, ill drop the like 8k for a handguard to go with it
ok
yeah that also works
vector hype
MOE+buttpad
MOE
you mean the buffer tube?
Moe+buttpad on rpk good idea
Yes
meh
moe gives +10 drip
loud rpk with hke1 and rk-2 go brrrrr
dildo grip on rpk 🤢
id use hke1 or ctr instead of moe but moe is good budget
545 kinda 🤮 tho
What else would I use?
hke1 on rpk 🤢
5.45 gang rise up
no
no
yes
you want ergo on your gun right? why use rk-2
That’s an RVG...
u want 0 recoil cuz brrrrr
12.7x55 gang stand up
ill show a clip rq of why 545 is shit
do it
65% ricochet chance stand up
yeah I wasn't talking about your grip
5.45 is shit
dildo grip 🤢
Oh
545 us pretty shit tbh
762bp tho
5.45 is poggin
5.45 BT can be good as budget
762 sucks too
its the best budget ammo and gun
7.62x51,7.62x39 and 556 gang all the way
both aks arent viable past lvl 40
everyone just uses 762x51
big boy ammo 🥶 🔷
Imagine using 9mm tho
BS is like 750 a round
doubt
@muted marten i bet u put ice in your tea
thats bp btw
you do the barter?
ok well
Yes
i dont doubt it
thats 5.45
BP is shit, plus you hit him like twice
ok
explains why it's 750
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
^
also if thats try why not just use a rpk with bs lower recoil and better ammo
hitcournt was like 15
i mean i used 7.62 bp and unloaded on a scav and like 8 shot him he was wearing paca
yeah just aim better
And any other fights
@ashen folio 762 is just built different
real hit count was 21 i was just estimating for 545
built bad same as 545
well im just too poor to use 7.62 sooo
@ashen folio No
^this is what I do
7.62 is really cheap
shut up, 762bp fucking doinks
yea like ps
BS for the first 20, BT for the last 40
ps trash
Repack with BS
using ps this late in the wipe 🤢
545 is better then 762
no
Hell yeah
🧢
i use bt on an aksu and i do fine with it so idk
🧢
🧢
imagine thinking 762 is better then 545 lol
enough 545 cock sucking
7.62 go
this you?
fuck it imma invest in tarkov bitcoin farm
I use 5.45
9x18 gang wya
he just dies to 762 too much
here bruh
lmao
supp kedr with pbm
545 is for people who can't control their spray
7.62x39 BP is about ~300 rubles per round if you make it yourself and BS usually is 1400 - 1500 rubles per round
he does the barter
Ah
With 5.45
barter trade
oh ok
Hot rod is like 14k
On a bad day
yes
so its not really 750
I get mine when they drop to 12 or less
I would rather run an HK instead of 5.45
i would rather run a pm with pbm ammo than 5.45
Not neccesarily, you can make cheap HKs for like ~100-120k
They preform better and have similar recoil to 5.45
If I'm going to run an AK it's 7.62 only
yes
yes
Altough RPK early game is awesome
1k per shot isnt that bad
5.45 is awesome early game
I would rather buy m61 for that price
ye or budget runs with bt
i dont like any ak besides 101 and rpk
m61 is like 2k per shot tho
ash12 gang
i spent 2k per shot for half the wipe
m62 is like 800 per shot if you did the quest
@blazing inlet if you dont have pk
M61 right now is 2400
its still not that outlandish tbh
idk any other bullets other than m61/995 that reached 2k per round lol
love one shotting people with chad 12
It's more like ~600 rubles per round and m61 is ~1300 per round, but then again it is locked behind a lot of quests
Chad 12 was fun then i fought someone at 75 meters
m993 is 2500+
on an incline
thats what you arent supposed to do
yeah but why buy 993/62 when m61 is 2k aswell
The sound of the .50cals hitting the floor
m993 sucks unless you go sniping and only go headshotting
chad 12 cant handle more then like 60 meters
makes me coom
Bullet drop is a factor
i know
ah
m993 is annoying cause i overpen while sniping if i hit their thorax, shit just goes right through them
556 is not very good tbh
I emptied the mag
then the first bullet hit
complete exaggeration but you get it
"Chad 12" is a high recoil gun with little to no range, with small mags where an HK will preform better for the same price
Igolnik is over 2k
it's all about the aesthetics
chad 12 isnt cost effective by any means
m855a1 for ~300 rubles per round is amazing
Agreed
i have never seen igols go above 1600
I popularized 5.45 gang
Igol head taps easily
yes it is but i would rather have a budged mp7 with very similar rounds and higher rate of fire
but it still 3 taps thorax
wow a cheater i killed and reported is still not banned
nah, RPK buff popuularized 5.45 gang
HK has better range
Nah
nah
yeah battle eye dumb
Glad you agree
@blazing inlet I even sent them a video and i just got an automated response from bsg
well of course its a rifle but i just dont think its really worth the price
is DVL 10 viable for sniping, and relatively cheap?
yes
DVL viable
Dvl is like the best sniper
btw who was saying that m62 doesnt give you away?
m62 is a tracer round
dvl prob best sniper
An HK with lvl 4 traders, is actually very budget. Basically same price for an Mp7 suppressed as an HK suppressed
still would use an m1a tho
Im going to kill your friend
i mean depending on the use, DVL is great for sniping but VPO is better for cqc 25m shots
I don’t know what to tell him
monkaW
for that jaeger quests
ive been using just an sr-25 so i could fuck with people from 200+m and still fuck with m61 at medium to close range, while not having to buy a secondary for close distances,
you dont need the mp7 suppressed tho its nice to have but all you need is some iron sights and a tbl and youre good
decent sr-25 is like 150k or so right?
I mean my CPS isn't that fast so I would rather run a FAL, but an HK is a change of pace with higher ergo and fire rate
Im good with m1a but no point using it if I can't click fast enough
eh
if you click too fast
the game would think you're macroing and freeze the gun
That happens?
drag clickign with g17 
Never seen that happen to anyone
yes i would use the fal more but i meant for the purpose of sniping i would use m1a
Macros doesnt freeze
you could use fal as well tho tbh
Clicking fast, game hates you
The game won’t think you’re macroing
I do enjoy M1A sniping because of improved Ergo
yep
Not unless you hit like 8000 CPS
and also 30 round mags so you dont have to reload a lot like the snipers
while tapping 13 cps
Well
freezes every 5 rounds or so
imagine using macros WeirdChamp
really?
m1a is the easiest to spam
not to the extent of the m1a
but maybe its only because of the sound
nah you can spam the tx15 but idk about sr
the first two guns sound really weird spammed
tx 15 doesnt spam as fast as m1a doe
:c
yeah ik
Rsass is better to spam than sr25
but you can still do it
rsass and sr are same rpm doe
i guess it doesnt depend on the rpm or its just bogged
idk just weird game stuffs
yeah tarkov is weird
m62s are the tracers right
Soontm
2077 tarkov release date
do all rooms in resort with a chance to spawn ledx have the same chance?
Depends, some rooms have multiple spawns but i think the spawns themselves are the same, but idk
no currently only specific rooms, (currently) for loose spawns
so for example this room doesnt have a ledx spawn? @celest kiln
how can i tell
i dont wanna buy useless keys
Hey, what armour is good for late-wipe?
@ashen folio most keys on the wiki with the medical bag thing means ledxs spawn ther
well you kindof just have to go with the info you are given or knowledge
im using mapgenie to check what rooms have ledx
but youre telling me only specific ones actually have a chance of spawning?
Any med spawn can technically spawn a ledx just certain spawns have a higher chance
almost nothing really because everyone has the ammo to pen, sooo i would say anything you want but most people will want to wear 4 just for the dmg reduction for the first bullet or level 5
Amen
@celest kiln is 30 pen. good? or like OK
this late in wipe not too good
30 pen goes through level 3 armor thats it, if you want to pen like l4 you will have to shoot someone like 5-10 times
Super bad because everyone has gear
until the armor durability goes down
30 not really since it can only pen class 3 reliably. 40 is usually the minimum for the majority of helmets are class 4
@celest kiln if it was early wipe or mid wipe then yes because people don't have much good armor
what armor spawns here
bruh
early wipe is like 1 or 2 days tho xD
There's a wipe in 2 days?
From my experience that's just my opinion
OMG
yeah
Yes I have a chance now
no its pretty valid imo
wipe hype
since this is not eft1 it is essentially a joke that is popular because everyone keeps asking for wipe
GIB WIPE
No :3
Honestly this wipe needs to kinda happen I THINK we ALL NEED A NEW MAP (streets of tarkov)
I WANT STREETS OF TARKOV
streets is 13.0
i agree once streets comes wipe is here :3
Most people prob won't be able to run it
its 0.13 Froggo :3
isnt 12.9 wipe?
I can't wait
yeah 0.13 sorry
its gunna have to be huge to fit 40 pmcs xD
?
Yeah that's gonna be nuts
they wanna add 40 pmc
ye 40 players
they probably wont be able to tho lol
they will sure as hell try xD
escape from 3 fps
^
Dude that's what imy saying
Clans are definitely going to become a thing on that map
So if you guys got buddies start buddying up
map makers are going to go crazy making it XD
i dont think streets is gonna be what u think
Dude I could just imagine how much places I could get sniped from
You could be right and I hope you are
it might not but thats the exciting part it could be different to what i expect
I atleast think streets is gonna be the size of shoreline and will mostly have urban enviorments instead
hey guys when is the next wipe ?
Thursday

when u go take a shit usually
thanks 😄
Npnp
like fr why do people think we know when wipe is
Sorry, another question. AK variant with 5.45mm or AK variant with 7.62mm?
depends
maybe a little bigger than shoreline but still u catch my drift @grand zenith
Yeah I gotcha
maybe we are all knowing galaxy brains
5.45
but tbh no one knows we just have to wait and see
obviously
For high penetration power right?
It most likely going to be a bigger map then shoreline If they're going to add more players on a map
yee all we got is a few buildings and alleyways
For BRRRRRRRRRability
Aim face, and spray
From what I remember 5.45mm AK-100/AK-74 have higher velocity than 7.62mm
The recoil on 5.45 is lower
They do
i hope we can atleast see the big ass skyscraper that is in all the loading screens on streets
yeah would be awesome to have more urban enviorments in general
That would be awesome
and i fucking hope to god its not all dark corners
More cqb opportunities
Alright have good rest of your day guys I'm out. Hopefully this wipe does come early
Bye
C ya
i just imagine the chaos that can happen, maybe even 3 party then it keeps going onto 7 party xD
sayonara
cya
@gray nexus did you all die yet
#❌〡eft-memes message
hot
lmao wtf
😆
reserve scav 
If only that was a zeroed zabralo
wdym
Reserve
fr 😔
scav
cause days like 20 min matching
stop spamming
hes put it in every channel lmao
could be a bot
sending that?
yeah
why would a bot send that lmao
just tell the bot to send not much else :l
dunno why you would go through the effort to make a bot that just sends pictures of a naked guy to OEFT
no idea
someone got bored i guess
you cant get past this without changing floor?
nope
nope
i love scat
how do you fix the bug where you cant click next after dying because i have to restart my game every time i die and with my survival rating this shit is getting annoying
you wait for 30 seconds
does tac30 work with nvgs
@dapper oasis no most of got out cleaned server XD
nice
yeah but the glare from the tac30 burns retinas
its the man with the wii remote
can you spot him
The next barter is even better
Also its not 1.75 mil lmao
yeah dont bother with the 13 bit coins. do they barter
the barter comes out to like 1.1m
the motor barter is like 1 mil
Bit coins going for like 250k
ye
shhhhh
BTC was 260ish last night
Still better than the flea but ya
grind like a mfer to level 30
quests my dude
quests are hard
but valuable
Well, yeah
Quests level you up. Playing normally will level you up but extremly slowly
I’m doing quests, too
the bigger quests are liek 1/3rd of a level and just do all of the gunsmith quests, buy every part
the earlier ones don't even lose you money buying every piece
I’ve done like 15
ah frigg
what?
welp you're stuck drudging through the actual quests lol
you get max traders when you get lvl 40 or 41
im gona farte
ye you wont have max traders till level 40ish
That’s all i need
