#eft-chat-2
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pog
damn thats Pog
mines about 10 now I think
no
im just farming killa
they make the game look like shit
they dont
they do tho
dont
i dont want a big cum stain
just use a kiver they wont aim for your head
on my screen
it sucks
pog
im bad at math
I got a B in math
get rekt
you are my guac squishy
pog
interchange once more
lol
if balls flattened then no more
the current us flag was designed by a dude named bob
squishy I could smell the racks
I should have checked brutal
I would have died more normally
Right here
also Imma get looted
lol
why do I do this to myself
I like the green camo, very good for Interchange
No funny
usec cringe
i need cordura
i went broke
i want that tigr drip
chad
rough
rat
@tidal jacinth Sell your ice pick
bro
RR isnt even expensive
barter is under a mill
crqsh has 100k
and its fucking annoying
ask him
tried to buy illegal ketamine off killa and i got scammed
how is that not pog
ok
lol
do star slugs work on killa
no
someone told me
so idk if reliable
try offline maybe
but pretty sure they dont
i wanna hatchet him
just rush him then its still possible :3
I forgot my kiba tube ffs
lol
but we in this time
If I get reap the ont time I am tubeless
fust took cms out
its not that bad
it looks like it would suck
interchange=pretty shitty map
tru
now mp7 guy is camping me
bro
remember when i pushed kiba
and ran out of ammo so tried to loot the gun off someone
lmao
can anything get through this glass
afaik no
i got tapped through it by killa
but that was a few months ago
before they fixed it
one BT to the eyes
my guy
Sadge
just look at the power of a slick lmao
lol
cringe
AP in the champer
what a little bitch rat
too bad for him
and the bottom
lol
what a guy
hopefully my slick comes back in insurance
who
why do u have so many
bs trade
BS trade
bullshit trade?
You get BS for less than 1000 per
i brought 12 energy drink to hold up in white knight xP
good
With non fir screws
HE JUST WANTED THE SCREWS


lol
Sagar was the level 20
Who gave him the screws
The poor guy didn’t even fire a round
im really getting tired of these raiders
yes
shotgun scavs make the game bad
stormtrooper mask gang
i just dont get head eyes from shotgun scavs so i just dont know xP
money made?
The entire game already looks like it's through a CCTV Film camera.
you got a faceshield on or
It's a very grimy, oppressive and harsh visual.
@ashen folio Lel
not to bad
whats in the mags
i found one in reserve or customs with eagle nick so that was cool
that was a good raid
time to get a net positive today 🙂
Kolpak moment
respect that helm, saved me from m61, m995, m855a1 i love it to death. my go to every early wipe :3
oh and its gone
?
@polar juniper youhad to go?
@celest kiln buy my MBUS rearsight uwu
only for you i need to open up muh tarkov ;-;
noice
i saw some shitter extract camping railway and he extracted cuz i shot him with my mp7
pussy
@muted marten which one xD
bought
boom
nice
why do people who spawn power never turn it on
cause other people will have to go turn it on 😛
yes
https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/Weapons#Upcoming_weapons go look up if its on the list
everything is on the list
yeah but it will have no use if its 12 gauge lol cuz u have full auto ones
then it will just be down to person pref then
lol umm why are you posting it again xP
gonna get muted or kicked
he posted it on every chat
@glossy iris stop posting ur shitty vid, u can barely hear anything
and its 4 months old
ayo my guys im buying a red card dm me if u gots one
nah people on flea are apes
put em up for 2 thiccs
u cant even get 2 fir thiccs
That’s a good deal
xD
Raiders are legit starting to piss me off
Barters dont need to be fir, right?
I'm bout to start just chilling on the NSV on top of train station and wait for them to spawn with my scav raids
@austere lagoon what will you give for it
1 of each thicc and bitcoins ledxs
how are you gonna give me that
trader directly yes, but on flea no its gotta be fir as well
barter
That’s stupid
yeah
hows that stupod
what are the chances one of us have a fir red card
better than the actual market
the fuckin idiots that are selling them wont add me and just lose money on tax cuz theyre stupod
You arent listing it on the flea, you’re buying something from someone
Just
With items
Instead of paper
its dynamic but ok
sure
Bitcoins jumped like 10k
killa was gone for 8 mins and he just randomly spawned
SR25
xD
@muted marten killed some guy with my ks picked up his mp153 and hilled the other guy with the mp153
and then picked up his sr
snowball
rip
hey guys killa here im gonna dropshot a guy thats above
killa flexing on us here
Someone say something nice please, my brain is having a stroke after getting killed by extract campers during the last minutes of the raid on shoreline

new record

Victory or death you will get em next time
@wheat lichen what extract
endurance i mean
fucking killa hasnt had a labs keycard in so long
@muted marten Tunnel extract. Two guys camping with what I'm guessing were p90's, sitting up on a high hill somewhere
rip
Was a night raid
that sucks
yeee, I hate extract campers. Wasn't killed by them in a long time so i didn't expect it now. I guess it's on me
@ashen folio got muted for reposting a ss to say smth lmao
xD
Bypassing filter apparently

hero there
if it isn't the infamous kram
hello kramster!
guys be polite or you risk getting muted

how is your evening going
Hope you've had a nice day
Yes everyone here knows kramster
i know him personally
wait
big flex
you do?
yes

I do not understand how people take out raiders on scav raids
i'm getting shot at from almost 200 meters away now
Camp trainstation
you could see some links
I dont know this guy 
I did and was on NSV, kill 4 of them thought it was clear the second i stood up, clapped head eyes
you gonna get kramstered lmao
you bout to get kram rammed KEKW
in what way
bruh
every way
kramster says diffrent
what
that a lie 
is it?
no
It is lol
hrmmm 
Kramster what you been sayin bout our knaye?
yeah
i send audio w8
audio proof
Manipulating audio 
kram is about to get exposed
shits getting real
As per rule 12, i have to ban you 
shadowplay didnt record
extra real
there is no rule 12
i leak some chats w8
he's right
oh chat proof 
he into some weird porn
there is no rule 12
i can make rule 12 

what is going on lmao
kramster hates fun

How do you know?
kramster bout to go sicco mode
i have a can
yes
Dont tell em'
noodle enjoyer
cool
You're giving someone a bad day
guys i reinstalled
meet you in D2
Waiting near construction for you

Customs 🤢
now he's just weird
i dont normally go customs
rip can
its just my friends that need to lmao
can bout to get deleted
customs is boring
labs
eft is boring this late inthe wipe
Labs is full chads though
nah
shoreline player 
ligma
head,eyes by raiders
kram what feet pics do you like? 
multi hit
None, i dont like them
he likes them with spit on it
@muted marten us eastern
can says otherwise
@stable mirage
He's weird though
Saw that yesterday already
they are worth it
my reaction time is embarrasingly slow in that
my reaction time normally is slow
I mean playing battle royale games has kinda helped
wtf was that
man sent a zoom meeting link
bruh xD
hehehe
why zoom
im gonna raid it
u got no friends?
someone raided my class yesterday
raid zoom meeting gang
I'm so tired I might actually pass out right now sitting
maybe going to sleep is an option
It's 5:30 PM
pass out while shitting
idk how late that is
so?
im from germany
17:30
It's 17:30
Take a nap for like an hour
in germany we say mittagsschlaf
are u the big gay?
yes
no
D:
b r u h
i have fallen for the trap 
Lmao

exposed
exposing trolls pt. 1
anyone loking dor a relationship?
rip thats means you were going to spawn late 😦
Anyways, whats a good way to farm money in eft?
i see people in #screenshots having like 600mil, with like 8 thicc cases
play and survive consistently
@stable mirage labs
rmt
just make money its that simple
^^
best way to get money
just make money
Easiest way to get banned 
yes
crqsh are you a simp?
simping for e-girls?
i donated 3k to poki
she didnt respond
Poggers
im just waiting for the ump so 45 acp will be a usable round
When can we do this in Tarkov
😄
ofc i am
ik
krum3l bullying me
what should i bring to kill glucock
a gun
how
do i look gay
yes
i know
if you look on the right youre gonna see

aesthetics

no no kramster isnt he uses me a lot
Thats heracy, change that buttstock 
green is good
no.
green is good
Hot
💋
do it
ight
Can i expect a speech after this 😛
YES!
No banana mag 
Yo i spent 40 fucking euro on this game and i cant even play it
If i ever see someone running this, then i'll just discard it
whats the problem?
It says unable to load the file "Client.0.12.8.9994.zip"
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/738538789/
Try this, i guess
maybe try restarting ur pc again
ill try the twitch thingy then ill restart my pc again
Good name 👍
me
bro seriously how do people kill raiders and actally survive
i backed out to bring comtacs and forgot to bring them afterwards again
its easy af
Just to get one tapped. for literally the 7th time in a row
it's getting fuckin ridiculous at this point
imagine playing m4
this post was made by hk416Gang
mosin is trash
who?
Worked
I just think raiders need to be toned down. i've been doing nothing but reserve for the last 2 days and the accuracy and how quickly and far away raiders react to anything you do is insane
who wants a thicc case?
aight he strugglin more than i am
ight im gonna give away some stuff
Lol the most expensive thing i have is Docs case that my mate gave me
youll get a sicc
There's one problem... I have terrible wifi and my tarkov is only downloading
its that kinda night (2 of them did the flir gamma bug and my game was broken was couldnt loot 2 guns)
I frauded my mp5sd
fucking 2 thermal dvls
pussies
https://gyazo.com/3bd56fe3af0be0d7cc8357605936194c everyone who is poor can pick one except of the ticc case
they were hiding in a bush and playing dead such rats
take anything gladly even a salewa,Need them for my pharmacist
Yeah once i killed a pretty geared player and someone was hiding in a bush with a shotty
@high meadow Keep it yourself, you need it more.
When's wipe?
Nobody knows
idk i guess in a couple months
yup
Streets will be a scary place
a campy place
I found a bitcoin in customs
nice
Then got sniped in the head but i put it in my pouch so it was good
Hehe i run around carelessly with a pistol
i have 1,6k hours playtime eft becomes boring when you just kill everyone and leave
over and over again
Damn i have like 20
thats why i explore Can 😛
I'd prefer boredom over being killed by a fullgeared player when I literally just started playing.
also playing in groups helps relive the boredom
im a solo player most i do is duos
Dude... I have just a stupid AKM... Don't waste 15 nades on me.
I would love to do groups and stuff but none of my friends own tarkov lol
i am a group guy i do 5 mans if possible :3
Describes what happens to me
Whats your fastest time on killing glukhar?
idk who he is
whats your longest hit?
Idk. Most of the time I just avoid explosions
reserve scav boss :3
Today I've discovered that it's impossible for me to play after like 7pm my time. It's the time when full gear players start to play. Before it I can at least survive
my longest hit is 290 😎
sheesh
old record was 400 something
Didn't play much this wipe, my longest was like 600+ think
just 8 more gb
I killed gluhar in like 5 seconds when i seen him as a scav
This is weird i dont remember shooting anything this far away
i dont even remember shooting a sniper scav hrmmm
Is there an unload mag keybind?
how
You could just spam the chamber button
do u play factory or smth
i just avoid them
I shot a sniper scav on customs and i had really bad bullets so it done 9 damage
i have an issue with the game, and it says that when i installed the game i have an error of a download file checksum does not match, can anybody help me??
Have you tried verifying integrity
the only sniper scav i shoot is the one at RUAF, so ye i killed sniper scav like 2 or 3 times
Anytime i have a quest i go for sniper scav cause its like a free kill
i cannot cause i had to unistall it so i cant verify integrety check
just kill it they can fall down with an SVD full of 7n1
also it can come back to bite you on the ass
but its like a bullet runner when they shoot at you xD
Is there a map that has a lot of the shotguns needed for the first quest of prapor?
all the luck of the draw really, as long as there is scavs theres a chance
Oh damn
heyo
hello
@frozen sedge you can also check fence for the shotguns because this late in the wipe no one will be buying them early
I’m pretty fucken bad and was hoping someone could show me around on reserve
yeah but on fence theyre like 60k
that is cheap tbh
EZ shturman loot
Not for someone who only has 400-500k
If someone shows me around on reserve I’ll give u some sugar?
ye there is beginner chat, there is also a sherpa discord for newer players as well
I’m lev 18
what map do you use for money @frozen sedge
unfortunately not playing atm for me
But I only play 2 maps
12k exp raid KEKW
Reserve and customs are the only ones i know so thats where i go
reserve is a great map, good to learn early
the stats tho
as soon as you can, buy some keys for reserve and you are golden
I always go pistol there and kill some scav with a ak and profit,Thats before i get sniped by the guy on dome
yeah snipers are a big problem
I wanna learn reserve
for money runs i do night raids on reserve
i hit up the marked rooms and anything else
See i have no weapons so i cant do night. I have one ak from a scav run
yeah, the early trader weapons are terrible, i would use scav runs to get some money and then use the scav loot on reserve
once you hit level 10, it is a whole new game
Im level 4 rn I just keep dying to people that are hiding in bushes
it is
yeah, keep questing and scav raiding, you'll get there eventually
customs crack house has good spawns
customs crack house or shoreline resort
Where is crack house
What spawn is it near im confused
closest to the big red warehouse spawn
Especially when the night before it was boiling hot
if you are really lucky, you could probably get 5 in one run
but it is looted most of the time
the most profitable keys in my opinion are on shoreline resort but that is packed with players so marked keys on reserve and probably next in line
How much for the marked keys on reserve?
I found a mp7 in there before with my mate
RB-BK and RB-VO, if you are lucky you can get money cases and mag cases ect
the marked keys are 25 uses and are probably under 75k
you make that back every rub though
run*
Rip I didn’t find anyone 😂
lost money case from rb-bk to a d2 camper. sadge
gotta get a red rebel icepick man
first reserve keys should be spawn keys like rbvo rbbk rbam rbkprl and rbao
hunted shturman and no rr
thats because its like a 1% chance dont farm him make money and buy it let other people do the work for you
you got jager level 3? @blazing inlet
Is the barter really that worth though?
100%
its like 2 mill if you buy on the flea at the right time
and if reserve is your main money making map, it is easy to make back
yeah its like 2mil
and you can get like a ton of the stuff for it by just going to interchange
you can get propane dfuel and fuel conditioners
yeah hit up OLI
Is jager worth the stuggle?
yeah that is the problem
to get him level 3, you have to do a load of his stupid quests
but you can also get a SICC case at level 3
if you own EOD, jager level 3 is like 2 or 3 quests
after a while his quests get easier his first bunch are stupid as hell tho
I might have to hide in woods for 25 mins to wait for everyone to go then i can find his camp
First ill do the prapor quest
i dont do quests, but jaegar is pretty annoying to deal with quest wise
you should have seen the camp early wipe, took me ages to get his note let alone extract
i did not get camped lol, nobody was there :3
I only got this game on wednesday
you are doing well then
@muted marten is this u
i bought the game mid wipe and gave up until the next
wtf yeah ok lmao
5 more GB till tarkov downloads once again
i bought this game mid wipe last wipe. I had a fricking blast everyone had so much better stuff i needed to land like 30 or 40 hits before i killed anyone xD
me rn
thats me rn
I mean hes straight vibing but
good luck all uphill battles :3
😦
i already have enough of this game and i only have 20-30hrs
I love it and hate it
i stalked him
why did u record me swimming
as long as you learn maps and the core game mechanics, you will on an equal playing field when wipe hits
bryan we twinning bro
are we winning tho 😦
YOOOO LOOK WHOS HERE
You got Exfil camper? !
damn
@tidal jacinth thats cool
cya
GN
@muted marten fr
I'm bout to resort to extract camping reserve if these raiders don't give me a fuckin break lol
lol
@muted marten making bank :)
yeah
tonight is nuts
first labs raid I died but friend took ak and helmet out
and I survived both reserve raids
Played no raids today so I a got was 1.5 mill :-:
Im did 2 reserve to make some money
you must have no labs keycards
no i mean like special ones
like red n shit
u have a docs case with reserve and labs keys
I have green and black
thats half?
its not?
they are the 2 that are worth it
your missing red, blue, violet, the 3 keys for labs, marked keycard and yellow keycard
therefore nowhere near half
it does
you can because i did
when tho
not too long ago
this late in wipe you dont
when it was 20m lol
some guy just put it for 10m
there are people who dont know the price of things
so its possible to get stuff like this for cheap
how you gonna share a ledx
if you get one
sharing loot doesnt mean u shouldnt get other keycards
because as far as i know if you get a ledx in blue and you opened the room and no one else has blue
its yours
what
I shared the green and black loot
cause thats what I have
and I gave him all the weapon testing loot
what GL-40 grenade is best? theres like 5 that are all supposedly high explosive?
the one that goes boom
Haven't played in a while. Is the grenade launcher back?
Handheld grenade launcher has been added but not currently spawning, UBGLs have not been added back yet.
I want claymores
Have they added under barrel grenade launchers yet?
No. Not yet
so is anyone gonna answer or
Idk. Dont play much tarkov these days.

also wym the launchers arent spawning theres 2 on the flea rn
Launchers were able to spawn before, so that was before they stopped spawning in raid.
^
the flea knows exactly whats in my inventory i swear t ogod lol I have like 30 cpu fans on deck, they're only worth 10-12k. I sell all of them and today i look and they are 20k a pop lo
Damn i just remembered i am still holding onto all the GP coins in my stash and i still have not used a single one lol
Cool tarkov sunset
kiba is nuts lol
I need the other key
and then the confidence to mosey my ass in there
well you need to take at least a backpack and a gun with you
or you get tagged and cursed
or its 2 items equipped and 1 weapon
So I was hatchet running, and this dude lights me up, breaks my leg, basically I aint getting away. He then sees that I'm naked, and he spares me. For that incredible, rare show of kindness, I just walked up to him, turned my back, and crouched down. If he is willing to spare someone, I'm willing to let him have an execution XD
What happened with steam audio? Game is unplayable with tarkov shit audio
it was bugged, broke people's games n shit
you heard single footsteps near you
when there was nothing
on random occasions
its was scary af lmao
welp trying getting back into Tarkoov for the first time in months and instantly experienced desync
glad to see nothing ever gets updated still
pretty great idk if i have the patience to get back into the game tho
you gotta commit your life to Tarkov if ur gonna play it lol
ye i get what you mean
what happened to steam audio? i forgot how bad the old audio system was
steam audio was removed because of some changes they made to it (or something... i hear some people say it was a bug that broke it)
RIP the dream
but there is also the thought because they are moving to a new updated engine so some of the stuff is breaking
ok sweet thanks. def gonna wait until steam audio is back or ill just get pissed lol. Take it easy my dood
yup you too oh they also got rid of late spawns recently 🙂
well thats 10/10 at least only took like 7 years 😂
aye ill take the win xD
late spawns are fixed
thats something at least
im free
from what 😛
the mute
ahhh
Can someone send me a ammo chart please
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this game is so ass


