eft-chat-2

[vocal phoenix]

do you want a cookie, bitch? @ashen folio

[ashen folio]

he plays on dallas and miami servers if you ever wanna meet him btw

@vocal phoenix ye

[vocal phoenix]

🍪

[muted marten]

lmao

[blazing inlet]

I am going to die now 🙂

[ashen folio]

give it here

is it a one time offer

[vocal phoenix]

🍪

no

[ashen folio]

fk yes

[blazing inlet]

cookie

[ashen folio]

again

[tranquil trail]

@blazing inlet yes you are

[ashen folio]

do it again

[tired ravine]

Goals

[vocal phoenix]

🍪 🍪 🍪 here you go, you fucking fat ass

[blazing inlet]

hell yeah

[tired ravine]

Coooookie

🍪

[vocal phoenix]

lmao

[blazing inlet]

cookie time

[tired ravine]

Cookie gang

[ashen folio]

again

again

[vocal phoenix]

🍪

[ashen folio]

welcome to cookie chat

click on the cookies pls

🍪

[vocal phoenix]

🍪

[ashen folio]

nice try

🍪

[tired ravine]

This is gonna be what loses us privileges

[ashen folio]

no

this is tame

compared to the shit that happened in screenshots

[vocal phoenix]

that's right edit that spelling

[ashen folio]

someones ognna come in here

[tired ravine]

What happened in screenshots

[ashen folio]

"whens wipe"

heres wipe

🍪

eat it

[tired ravine]

EAT IT YOU SLUT

[ashen folio]

dunno

screenshots died

[vocal phoenix]

almost spit out my drink

[tired orchid]

Okay he really reported me lol

[vocal phoenix]

woh reported you

who

[tired ravine]

What

[tired orchid]

Him @ashen folio

[vocal phoenix]

for what

ayo

[tired ravine]

That’s cringe

[tired orchid]

For saying he sucks

[vocal phoenix]

is this true @ashen folio

[tired orchid]

And at the same time called me an asshole

[muted marten]

wtf

[ashen folio]

?

[muted marten]

she @ a mod or smth

[tired ravine]

Nope

[vocal phoenix]

@tired orchid yo bro you mad cute can't even lie

you can come cuddle

[tired ravine]

Chill is cringe

[muted marten]

Chill is based

[tired ravine]

Invite me

He’s too based

Just cringe

[vocal phoenix]

@tired ravine alright you can come too

[tired ravine]

Hell yeah

[muted marten]

ok a mods here

[tired ravine]

Cuddle time

[spice rivet]

@tired orchid No one reported anyone, I saw you do it.

[tired ravine]

POG

[celest kiln]

Hi Whistler :)

[vocal phoenix]

mods here run!

[muted marten]

he said she sucked wtf

[tired orchid]

Then give her a warning aswell

[spice rivet]

Heya :D

[tired ravine]

HE REPORTED HIMSELF

[muted marten]

how is that a warn

[tired orchid]

So calling me an asshole is fine then?

[tired ravine]

how cringe

[muted marten]

she called him an asshole

?

[vocal phoenix]

🫂 me and salmon

[ashen folio]

?

[tired ravine]

?

[vocal phoenix]

❄️

[ashen folio]

Said dark humor doesn’t give anyone the right to be an asshole

No one called you anything wtf

[tired ravine]

^

Imagine reporting yourself

And trying to blame someone else

[ashen folio]

Dark humor is like “why couldn’t the guy cross the road? He had no legs”

[spice rivet]

"Dark humor isn’t an excuse for being an asshole :) read the server rules" That is not directly calling you one. You said they sucked first which would mean you were being one. So..

[tired ravine]

👀

Go get em mod man

[vocal phoenix]

though shall not commit treason against the Galactic Republic

[spice rivet]

[muted marten]

pain

[tired ravine]

Pog

Someone come play tarkov with meeeeee

[tired orchid]

No I said I think they sucked

[celest kiln]

A plea of innocence is a waste of my time! Guilty!

[vocal phoenix]

can i be the jury

[tired ravine]

Yes

I’ll be the executioner

[vocal phoenix]

The jury finds defendant, @tired orchid , not guilty of treason!

[tired ravine]

Can I execute the jury?

[vocal phoenix]

You shall

[tired orchid]

Judging of the inability to hit targets with an MP5SD on 50m

[tired ravine]

Judging by the bug on MP5SDs

[tired orchid]

Ther is no bug

[tired ravine]

Test it

[tired orchid]

I use it all the time and I shrek people

[tired ravine]

Ok

That’s not testing

[ashen folio]

It’s Tarkov. People are entitled to their opinions. Nothing is set in stone. Not even Arena

Sadge

[tired orchid]

Thats better then testing

[tired ravine]

The bug doesn’t delete the bullets

[tranquil trail]

oh i use it and it works so it must work all the time dur hur

[tired ravine]

Hell

I’ll spend all my money

[calm portal]

Using a gun isn't testing a gun lmao what kind of logic is that

[tired ravine]

And buy one

To show you

[tired orchid]

OEFT logic

And the sheeps always agree

[tired ravine]

Cringe

Conspiracy theorist talk

[muted marten]

*sheep

[vocal phoenix]

tarkov is a coverup

[spice rivet]

[tired orchid]

Plenty of sheeps in here

[ashen folio]

Technically everything is intended

[muted marten]

@tired orchid sheep

[tired orchid]

Am I allowed to say sheep?

[ashen folio]

M1A unlimited firerate

Is intended

[spice rivet]

Yes

[ashen folio]

Not a big

Bug

[tired orchid]

Thank god

[muted marten]

No the plural of sheep is sheep

[ashen folio]

🍪

[vocal phoenix]

is tarkov a coverup for a bigger plot? @spice rivet

[tranquil trail]

yes

[tired orchid]

Thanks Mr. Briishman

[ashen folio]

No it sherpa

[muted marten]

np

[spice rivet]

NO

[ashen folio]

Many sheep become Sherpa

[calm portal]

No reason for M1A to exist when RFB is out
RFB gang unite

[ashen folio]

That’s how this works

[muted marten]

oh god not this again

[ashen folio]

Fuck RFB

All my homies hate RFB

HK

JK

RFB slap

[calm portal]

Best semi-auto gun early wipe but ok

[muted marten]

PRoman come labs

[ashen folio]

It kinda dookie late wipe now

Don’t see any reason to run it unless like

You’re under 2m

[tired ravine]

RFB gets 1 attachment

That sucks

You get scope mount

[vocal phoenix]

honestly just play fortnite wtf

[tired ravine]

Yes

[ashen folio]

You can attach wave QD right?

[calm portal]

True, but I enjoyed farming killa with it
Basically hunter but better

[tired orchid]

RFB cant even fit laser smh

[ashen folio]

M1A Killa farming gang here

[tired orchid]

Who would run a 308 that cant fit a laser

[calm portal]

I'm not playing Tarkov until wipe

[tired orchid]

What do you do in CQB?

[calm portal]

I want some rest

[vocal phoenix]

die @tired orchid

[calm portal]

Die

[tired orchid]

aparrently

[muted marten]

@calm portal run slicks and shit

or buy me red

and give it to me

[vocal phoenix]

can i gave green card @calm portal

[tired ravine]

Giv me container

Alpha bad

[muted marten]

green is cheap

like ~4.5 mill

[celest kiln]

Mag dump all my ammo at my inevitable death @tired orchid

[vocal phoenix]

im sorry Knaye, I didn't realize you were a chad

[calm portal]

Knaye the moment I stop playing Tarkov and have more money than him: get banned for rmt bruh

[tired orchid]

sounds fun

I reather pick a stock M1A

Or any other gun that isnt an RFB

[celest kiln]

@tired orchid I use bad ammo as well so it feels amazing trying your best to kill something super tanky :P

[calm portal]

Even hunter that is full downgrade of RFB?

[tired orchid]

So you dont hit and also do no dmg

[ashen folio]

Think RFB is better than stock M1A in terms of stats

[tired ravine]

Use BT

[ashen folio]

But modding out M1A is cheap

[tired ravine]

Easy kills

[ashen folio]

Not like making meta MPx

[celest kiln]

@tired ravine I use LRN :)

[tired ravine]

Lol

[tired orchid]

Stock M1A fits laser, therefore its better

Obviously

[vocal phoenix]

next wipe ima get 300mil in the first month on my PMC

[ashen folio]

just get lucky with the pint fire, ez

RFB is bullpup. Doesnt need laser, right?

Also stupid fast ergo

[tired orchid]

Since point fire is completely broken without a laser

[muted marten]

RFG ergo sucks

[ashen folio]

Who needs laser when RFB insta add

[calm portal]

RFB also can fit scope & grip from the start which is also cool, but the moment you use archangel on m1a it's better lol

[tired orchid]

Otherwise bring a sidearm

And wayste money

[tired ravine]

Lmao

Just know where it shoots

If you’re good

You can point fire accurately

[calm portal]

Clearly used RK-2 on RFB to have 2 less recoil than with shift

[tired orchid]

Point firing without a laser is like rolling a dice every time

There is NO pattern

[muted marten]

No RFB has nothing going for it

[calm portal]

If you ever ran it of course

[muted marten]

i have

twice

both times were agony

[calm portal]

Looks like Knaye forgot our last convo

What a british

[pallid zodiac]

anyone playing in singapore??

[tired ravine]

magic

reticlebgone

[vocal phoenix]

isn't that a made up place?

salmon it looks like you tried to shoot the target but shot around it every time XD

[tired orchid]

Hackerman does

[tired ravine]

Those are stock textures

[vocal phoenix]

I never noticed those lmao

[tired ravine]

thats the 60 rounder

[ashen folio]

Wonder how much SASS stock is early wipe

[tired orchid]

Singapore is where Australians go when they can't find enough hackers on OCE servers

[vocal phoenix]

3mil

[tired ravine]

i hate how the reticle actually disappears

[tired orchid]

Early wipe SASS stock was surprisingly low 20-30k

I ran it a lot

Ez M1A mod

[blazing inlet]

is the 16 inch hk barrel the good one?

@tired orchid

[tired orchid]

You ask me like I run HKs

I run smol M4

[tired ravine]

new sens is better, im not sure what im looking for, really

ive been told, i should cotrol the aim

but like

what does that mean

[ashen folio]

chub HK best

what is that recoil bruh

It’s cute and smol

[vocal phoenix]

girls don't say that bout my chub 😮

[tired ravine]

shush, this about sens

[ashen folio]

:o

Cute

Jesus your sens is high af

Mega wrist player

[vocal phoenix]

Salmon it just means to control the recoil

[tired orchid]

400 DPI gang

[vocal phoenix]

like if your gun shoots up pull down a bit

[ashen folio]

Can be 400 dpi and run high sens

[tired ravine]

I turned it down by 8.6

Lmao

Used to run it at 9

[tired orchid]

0.41 / 0.41 ingame sens gang

[tired ravine]

Now it’s .4

[ashen folio]

0.30/0.28 gang

[ashen folio]

Meanwhile Lvndmark at .25/.25

The wonders of being wireless

[vocal phoenix]

Im at .64/.65

[celest kiln]

I'm on like 0.8 or something xD

[tired orchid]

Wired gang

[vocal phoenix]

^^

[celest kiln]

Wired gang

[ashen folio]

Gonna mod this UL2 to make it wireless

One day

[tired orchid]

Headphones, mouse, everything needs a wire

[ashen folio]

Too lazy

[tired ravine]

If I go lower, I can’t flick

[ashen folio]

Right now...zzzz

[tired ravine]

Nor can I yank down for recoil

[ashen folio]

You know what else needs a wire

A secret agent

[tired orchid]

Mouse bungee gang

[ashen folio]

Bungee doesn’t help

[vocal phoenix]

i use trackpad

[ashen folio]

Big sads

Wow

Gangster

[vocal phoenix]

no, just broe

broke

[ashen folio]

Oh

Oh wel

It’s Tarkov

Don’t need good aim

[tired ravine]

.28 feels like I have to throw my mouse

[vocal phoenix]

salmon donate plez

[ashen folio]

[tired ravine]

this fucking sucks

[ashen folio]

your aim is horrible bruh

[tired ravine]

No, I can’t go far enough with my mouse

[ashen folio]

Practicing in shooting range is bad btw

[tired ravine]

.28 sens bad

Lmao

[ashen folio]

Go offline

Don’t turn on scavs

are u even using raw input?

It makes it laggy

Just go offline and shoot random targets

[tired ravine]

If I knew what that was

[blazing inlet]

dead interchange raid kekw

[tired orchid]

EFT has a raw input setting?

[ashen folio]

Barrels, tree trunks, lights, etc

[tired ravine]

I’d be able to tell you

[blazing inlet]

Kiba gave some money

[ashen folio]

i meant in windows

Don’t think EFT has raw input option

[tired orchid]

[ashen folio]

maybe he has mouse accel on in windows and his sens ingame is ass

[tired ravine]

Lmao

[ashen folio]

Oh

[tired orchid]

Only works if the game supports it brah

[tired ravine]

This is my fucking setup

I have no clue what I’m doing

[ashen folio]

@blazing inlet where did you get the lion

YOOO

old microsoft keyboard

[blazing inlet]

looted saferoom

[ashen folio]

Move that thing in front of ur box

damn drip 😳

Mouse

[blazing inlet]

Drippy

[ashen folio]

Out of the way

[blazing inlet]

certified gamer set up right there

[tired ravine]

I only move like this much

[ashen folio]

Best gamer setup is using pillow as mousepad

Flaky things

move ur pc

or the box whatever it is

[blazing inlet]

I only killed one player that entire raid, and he was a toz rat

[ashen folio]

Move that box ye

[tired ravine]

But why

[ashen folio]

It’s blocking your mouse

[tired ravine]

I’ve never touched it

[ashen folio]

So you can move more

its obviously a hindrance for you

[tired ravine]

It isn’t tho

[ashen folio]

IT IS

you cant move ur mouse because its in the way

[tired ravine]

The desk cuts off my circulation

[ashen folio]

no dude

[tired ravine]

I don’t need to move the mouse

[ashen folio]

is your brain made out of butter or something?

[tired ravine]

No

But having to move my whole arm

Rather than just my fingers

[ashen folio]

ok

[vocal phoenix]

move the box brfo

trust

[tired ravine]

I MOVED IT

But I don’t see why

[vocal phoenix]

So you have more room to moveeee

[tired ravine]

I don’t ever move tho

[vocal phoenix]

it is inefficient to move like half an ince

inch

well, start

learn to aim with your arm if you can

[tired ravine]

Fingies are precise

[smoky berry]

BRO YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MOUSEMATT

TELL ME YOU'RE CAPPING

[vocal phoenix]

you can use your wrist for small adjustments

[tired ravine]

It’s in my living room

Not capping

[smoky berry]

it triggers me

that your mouse wire

goes like that

[tired ravine]

Yeah

[vocal phoenix]

are you a teen salmon?

[smoky berry]

try to kill killa time

[ashen folio]

@vocal phoenix meanwhile theres Baranox

[ashen folio]

Playing on 5cm

[tired ravine]

I’m an adult

[smoky berry]

dirty ass pc

[tired ravine]

Certified

[smoky berry]

clean it

[tired ravine]

No u

[smoky berry]

I just did mine this morning

ur turn

[vocal phoenix]

shut up brit

[tired ravine]

I wiped it

[vocal phoenix]

dont make me kiss u bruh

[ashen folio]

bruh ur setup is that of something youd see in 2010 of a guy whos been playing wow since it came out

[tired ravine]

I’ve been playing PC games for less than 2 years

Lol

I’m new

[vocal phoenix]

why is your setup in the living roo

we must teach u

[tired ravine]

I’m poor

It’s my family PC

[vocal phoenix]

at least organize and clean it

how big is your family?

[smoky berry]

make it comfortable for you to sit there at least

[tired ravine]

4

[vocal phoenix]

make it 1

Loot their bodies

Than it's just your PC

[tired ravine]

I’m lucky enough to use this space

At all

[vocal phoenix]

are you the youngest salmon?

[tired ravine]

Nope

[vocal phoenix]

wait wait wait

is it YOUR house?

[tired ravine]

Lol no

I’m in college

[vocal phoenix]

Ok ok, so

make it your house

[tired ravine]

I cannot

[vocal phoenix]

tell them they are fired

[ashen folio]

isnt it ur dorm room

[tired ravine]

They let me live here while in college

I am happy

I take what I have

[vocal phoenix]

have you been reading? @ashen folio

[ashen folio]

no

[vocal phoenix]

I'm not shitting on that salmon

[ashen folio]

i just saw he said he was in college

[vocal phoenix]

Just try and clean it up

you don't have to have the best, but make the best of what you got

[tired ravine]

Like

[ashen folio]

low sens mouse go nyoooooom

[tired ravine]

Literally clean it?

I’m confused

[vocal phoenix]

dust it off

whipe it down

wipe

make it neat

and tidy

[tired ravine]

I mean

I guess I could do that

But why

[vocal phoenix]

because

[ashen folio]

Cleanliness helps a ton

[vocal phoenix]

because it's just goo

good

[ashen folio]

clean everything in your setup, dont be lazy and make room

it looks like ass

[tired ravine]

Make room for whaaaaat

[smoky berry]

fix

the audio

[ashen folio]

FOR YOUR MOUSE

BUTTERHEAD

[tired ravine]

That isn’t gonna change

My mouse has room

[ashen folio]

it obviously doesnt bro...

[tired ravine]

It only needs like a tiny bit of space

[ashen folio]

are you good

[vocal phoenix]

STOP BEING A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT BRUH CLEAN UIT

[tired ravine]

Fuck you

[ashen folio]

Yo wtf that’s a GPro receiver, right?

[tired ravine]

A what?

[ashen folio]

Anyway

Just clean your desk

Push all the wires back

[tired ravine]

REEEEE

[ashen folio]

Off the table

[vocal phoenix]

I ain

[ashen folio]

Behind the table

[tired ravine]

They aren’t my wires

[vocal phoenix]

i ain't gonna tell you it looks perfect bro, you gotta clean your shit

[tired ravine]

It’s not my place to misplace them

[ashen folio]

WHAT

[vocal phoenix]

tru

[ashen folio]

ARE YOU GOOOOOOODO BROOO

[tired ravine]

Yes

[vocal phoenix]

he is right though

It is his families

[tired ravine]

They aren’t attached to the PC

[vocal phoenix]

family computer

[tired ravine]

It’s not my PC

[ashen folio]

Oh then clean it up

[tired ravine]

I merely live here

[vocal phoenix]

it really ain't his place to clean it

[tired ravine]

In this space

What

[vocal phoenix]

that's a fact

[ashen folio]

If they’re not attached, tidy them up and put them in a box

[tired ravine]

No, I can tidy it

But I don’t wanna move shit off the desk

[ashen folio]

Well

[vocal phoenix]

ask your parents if you acn

[ashen folio]

Welp

[tired ravine]

Cuz then if it gets lost

I’m to blame

[ashen folio]

They had us in the first half

[vocal phoenix]

its hard

[tired ravine]

Plus

I guess

[vocal phoenix]

Making it clean the best you can do

what kind of computer is that anyway

[tired ravine]

Yes

[vocal phoenix]

Sweet

[tired ravine]

I didn’t build it

I have no clue

[vocal phoenix]

I mean it must have a brand name or something

[tired ravine]

Nope

[vocal phoenix]

oh sheet

[tired ravine]

The resident computer nerd built it

[vocal phoenix]

the what

the resident computer nerd?

[tired ravine]

F and D are close together

[vocal phoenix]

how much FPS you get on tarkov

[tired ravine]

Bit over 60

Consistently

[vocal phoenix]

oh ok that's good then

[tired ravine]

I’m on WiFi tho

So I have other issues

[vocal phoenix]

gotcha

[ashen folio]

Wifi won’t fix desync.

Don’t worry about it

[tired ravine]

Pretty sure my monitor caps at 60

[ashen folio]

Very likely

Since you don’t know your own specs

It’s unlikely you just have a 144hz monitor

desync is server issue

[old dome]

^

[ashen folio]

Yep

nothing we can do but wait for better servers

So being on wifi or Lian

Doesn’t matter

Cause desync always there :D

Only time wifi is bad is if your connection is spotty

But that can happen on LAN too

ofc theres always gonna be desync but on tarkov servers are always out of sync

you either run in place for the other player when you are meters behind a solid wall or they do the same and you kill them

Nah Tarkov just has low tick rate

[tranquil trail]

game bad

me no like

[ashen folio]

Ree

Cookies in chat bois

🍪

[tired ravine]

Much clean

Very tidy

Wow

[tranquil trail]

hmmmmmmmm

cooooming station

[tired ravine]

My living room is not a cooming station

[tranquil trail]

oh

[eager idol]

lmao

[tired ravine]

@vocal phoenix

You happy?

🔫🐟

Not sure why this helps

But I am the tidy

[eager idol]

cool but too bad it does nothing

[tired ravine]

More slots

[smoky berry]

IM UNMUTED

IAM FREE

[tired ravine]

why is it so bright

[smoky berry]

also pretty good run

[ashen folio]

postfx @tired ravine

[tired ravine]

post fx do this?

jesus

[tranquil trail]

the light of god

[ashen folio]

u have the shit filmgrain thing on

[tired ravine]

The what?

[ashen folio]

Delta point slaps

[spiral echo]

Ew film grain

[ashen folio]

FF is yum too. Dunno why RMR is so low tho

[ashen folio]

So tiny

[tired ravine]

better

[ashen folio]

Can’t see anyone under your sight lol

[tired ravine]

Bro

This offline raid had fuckin

7 scavs spawn at new gas

Like, what

Sensitivity is wack

[tired ravine]

What

[blazing inlet]

huh

[tired ravine]

I have no clue

[blazing inlet]

@tired ravine my adar got defiled, again. exact same one aswell

[tired ravine]

Rip

Wanna play?

I’ll protect your Adar with my life

https://tenor.com/view/okey-dokey-donald-duck-salute-yes-sir-gif-15069699

[blazing inlet]

Nah I was just saying,kinda funny. exact same parts got stripped

I play on eu btw

[tired ravine]

Ah

Rip

But yeah

The parts that are removable

Lol

[ashen folio]

What if you could pay for glue that makes your parts unremovable? They have to take the whole ass gun

Glue insurance.

[tired ravine]

Lol

rpk is superior in every way

madness

lighter, more ergo, less recoil

[blazing inlet]

more expensive

but good point

[ashen folio]

Less ergo. You didn’t take the mag out. Also longer so it gets caught on doorways.

[tired ravine]

It’s actually cheaper

oh yeah, the mag

69-62

[cinder wraith]

But 5.45 tho 🤢

[tired ravine]

5.45 is the best caliber

[cinder wraith]

🤢 imagine spending 1400 per round

[tired ravine]

Imagine spending 2400

I pay 300

Pog

[cinder wraith]

Bt? 🤢

[blazing inlet]

160k KEKW

Bt worse

[tired ravine]

Hell yeah

[blazing inlet]

eugh

bs or igolnik is the way

160k for lazerbeam rpk Kekw

[celest kiln]

imagine paying for your bullets 😛

[cinder wraith]

Mp7 gang

[tired ravine]

Bruh

[blazing inlet]

Imagine using guns KEKW

[tired ravine]

Mine costs more than that

[blazing inlet]

that's what happens when you don't have high level traders

[tired ravine]

My traders are level 2-3

[blazing inlet]

Get max peacekeeper,skier,prapor,and jaeger, and you're set for like all meta guns

[ashen folio]

Another day of waiting for them to improve visibility in Interchange :c

You can’t even see people running up elevator sometimes.

[cinder wraith]

Yikes good look with jaegers BS tasks

I can’t play interchange without nvgs lmao

[blazing inlet]

eod be like:

[ashen folio]

Do they help in the center?

It seems pretty right

Bright

Don’t think you would be able to see anyone with NVG

[cinder wraith]

Eh the lights can be a problem but it works

[ashen folio]

It’s not the lights

[celest kiln]

i just dont go to interchange, but when map to map travels comes in i will cry everytime i travel to it

[ashen folio]

It’s just that anything past 20m is fuzzy

[cinder wraith]

True but it’s better than seeing nothing at all

I’m not willing to turn up my monitor brightness just to play interchange

[ashen folio]

like why is it so hard to see someone running up the elevator

[cinder wraith]

Interchange just b like that sometimes

[spiral echo]

Cuz dark lmao

[blazing inlet]

flashlights do have a use

[spiral echo]

I hate how fuckin dark ratterchange is

As a self proclaimed rat, I enjoy thriving in darkness, but sometimes, my crusty rat eyes can’t see through it

[celest kiln]

interchange is pretty dark ;l

[blazing inlet]

hell yeah I got 3 dead interchange raids.

[ashen folio]

It’s not dark

It’s foggy

If you turned on your flashlight there

He would go invisible

[spiral echo]

It’s both, might be my monitor settings, but I always thought that ratterchange was dark as hell in some parts

At least to me it feels like both

Moreso dark than foggy though

[tired ravine]

🤷‍♂️

[eager idol]

whats the cheapest way to get bs or igolnik

[ebon hamlet]

Reserve

[ashen folio]

Eh, don’t mind the darkness since you can increase gamma and brightness. But the foggy ness, nothing can fix.

[tired ravine]

Hot rods

2 hot rods=30 rounds of BS

People caught on, and it sells like mad now

[eager idol]

darn

o wait

[tired ravine]

pogu

[smoky berry]

[ashen folio]

You trying to get the channel privs taken away?

[eager idol]

realod pls

[smoky berry]

It's related to Tarkov

[ashen folio]

No one wants your Spotify link unless it’s the Russian national anthem

[smoky berry]

it's what I listen to

while i

play their game

their horrible game

[eager idol]

my whole game bugged F

[tranquil trail]

damn

[ashen folio]

Just queue as Scav and cancel

[smoky berry]

or pmc

dont matter

[eager idol]

@smoky berry @blazing inlet already got muted KEK

[smoky berry]

[tired ravine]

i just keep a pile

[ashen folio]

hot rod category sounds like a porn category

[tranquil trail]

yes

[smoky berry]

they're not found in raid

[tired ravine]

i know

[smoky berry]

if ur trying to sell them u flea u cant

[tired ravine]

no

theyre for BS

[tranquil trail]

for bs ammo dumb dumb

[smoky berry]

BS sucks anyway

real gamers use PS

[tranquil trail]

ok boomer

[smoky berry]

[tired ravine]

join 5.45 gang

[smoky berry]

never cringed harder in my life

[tired ravine]

the right side of history

[smoky berry]

SSGang

best gang

[tired schooner]

do you get tagged for no bag? I thought as long as you had rig and gun you good.

[tired ravine]

You do not

[tired schooner]

Ahh. Thanks lol. Guess I'm just super unlucky when I don't xD

[cinder wraith]

5.45 🤢

[tired ravine]

5.45 is for chads

You need the crutch

[true harness]

5.45 makes my brain hurt whenever i use it

[ashen folio]

dude pog

didnt even realize it levelexd up

[tired ravine]

Don’t shoot yourself

[ashen folio]

accidentally clicked on a guys pockets

[tired ravine]

Shoot the enemy

[ashen folio]

and then his rig

and they were both searching

was like

"wait no way"

[tired ravine]

Woah

[ashen folio]

yee

max level search

double searchhhhh

gonna help with killa

[tired ravine]

That’s insane

[foggy raven]

[tired ravine]

My guy spends an hour per pocket

[ashen folio]

Not sure which skill increases item identification speed during search

Probably attention

Since that’s the one that lets you insta search

[tidal jacinth]

pog went in raid with a broken faceshield and this hk i forgot i had on me

extracted instantly cuz the reapir isnt insured lol

[tired ravine]

I would’ve insurance frauded

Oh

[muted marten]

lmao how

[tired ravine]

I mean

[tidal jacinth]

i put it on me earlier to make some space

and forgot about it

[tired ravine]

I once took my entire collection of backpacks into a raid

2 guns

And a modded glock

[tranquil trail]

nice

[tired ravine]

It happens when you use your body as storage

[muted marten]

worst Ive dont is just a rig full of random shit

[tired ravine]

Tell you what

You only do it once

[muted marten]

left it in a bag

[smoky berry]

customs is the place to be

[prime yacht]

I once almost took my 60 something kilo bag stack in lol

Insured clicked ready then wondered why I was taking a blackjack in

[ashen folio]

Omg yes the first raid after getting Search max, found Killa and got to double search his shit.

Hahaaaaaaa

This is glorious

Can’t wait for Attention Elite

[stable frost]

Never need to be concerned about bringing in wrong gear because my teammates can't ever take a reasonable amount of time to make their kit so I just go over my kit like a 1000 times

[ashen folio]

It’s the M1A of Skills

How fast can you click cancel

[smoky berry]

Max search

nerd

🤓

[muted marten]

I’m nearly max endurance that’s it

Lvl 50 now I think

[smoky berry]

i was max endurance at lvl 37 lol

[muted marten]

I’m lvl 42

[smoky berry]

im farming strength at the start of wipe instantly

[muted marten]

Would be higher but haven’t done a task in a few weeks

[smoky berry]

I want max strength ASAP

[muted marten]

Idrc

To much work

[smoky berry]

not rly

like 2 days and u got it

[muted marten]

2 days straight

Or like 4 hours a day

[smoky berry]

like 24 hours total

[muted marten]

Also we talking exploit or just having a tank battery up your ass

[smoky berry]

if you have 2 monitors you can just watch something while doing it

and no not an exploit

just something up your bum

[muted marten]

Just play with it up there

[ashen folio]

You mean suicide with tank battery and keep running across map?

Does that really get max strength in 2 days?

Figured it would take longer but haven’t bothered to do tank bat runs

[smoky berry]

you bunny hop

[ashen folio]

Bunnyhop with tank bat, go prone and crawl to regen Stam, stand up and repeat until exfil?

Welp, no Killa like 7 times in a row on Night raids. Went to day and got one.

Yeet

[calm portal]

why ruin the game for the majority while fixing it for the wooden pc gamers
he's malding that you need to wait 4 minutes instead of 2 now

[ashen folio]

Also easier to see during the day. Game doesn’t do that weird fog filter where things flicker constantly

[calm portal]

He didn't even think that "wooden pc gamers" are part of the community

[ashen folio]

XDDD

He should just select all servers

If he wants to play that bad

[tidal jacinth]

this guy knows

[smoky berry]

yes

[tired ravine]

Should I keep a defibrillator?

[ashen folio]

You need one found in raid for a quest.

[smoky berry]

you need it for 1 jager quest

[tired ravine]

What quest?

Or, how late into jager

That’s the important part

[cinder wraith]

Its right after the kill 3 pmcs with tremors

[smoky berry]

not late

[tired ravine]

Okay

[vague thorn]

it gives you a ton of rep too

[ashen folio]

get rekt poopoohead

[eager idol]

sub 2 minute killa run when?

[ashen folio]

Will have to be after tracksuit. Or after strength is maxed out. Then can go in without the SAS drives

Can easily optimize it with M1A, unequip Kappa, don’t wear a Rig, SJ6 at start, and need to perfect bhop the entire way.

PB is 2:29

[tidal jacinth]

why is m61 so op

just got 2 tapped while i had defender

[ashen folio]

762x51 is OP

SA would do the same to you

And MDR

[muted marten]

I wouldnt say overpowered

[ashen folio]

Wasnt being literal

Just correcting him that the problem ain’t M1A

Just the caliber

[muted marten]

it is nuts

I dont use M61 but even M62

[ashen folio]

Well M62 more nuts than M61 tbf

Wouldn’t be surprised to see a nerf to M62

[muted marten]

bruh theres a red card up for 1 thicc weapons case why did I sell mine

No ignore that its 3 weapon cases lmao

[prime yacht]

yeah

now play reserve

[muted marten]

how many times

[prime yacht]

yes

[muted marten]

go play on your own

[prime yacht]

?

nooo

[muted marten]

that map sucks so much cock

[prime yacht]

i am bored

[tired ravine]

Eft

[prime yacht]

i need nonamericans

[tired ravine]

Killa %

[muted marten]

just kill gluhar

your friends just intolerably monkey now?

[prime yacht]

they always are

[muted marten]

added an 'ed' by accident

[prime yacht]

i noticed

[muted marten]

mad?

[prime yacht]

yes

malding

my freiend is going for covid test

[ashen folio]

MaldingSquishy

[muted marten]

just kill him shitass

[prime yacht]

so only 1 ape is here

[tired ravine]

Ash gamer is mad

To be expected

[prime yacht]

cause

british person

is being a ape

[muted marten]

just kill gluhar godam

[prime yacht]

i try

uwu

[muted marten]

stop dying to him

[prime yacht]

i try faster

if u play wiht me

[muted marten]

I killed him with a stock ak on scav run

[tired ravine]

I’ve never seen gluhar

[muted marten]

Im not going reserve Ive been away from home to long

[prime yacht]

fine ill play lasb with you

if u play reserve wit me

[muted marten]

me being on reserve wont help anyway

[prime yacht]

yes it will

[muted marten]

Ill just end up killing gluhar

[prime yacht]

it will make the apes be less stupid

like my friend

who just bough a damagedd multi hit

and said its fine cause he got it for only 30k off fence

[muted marten]

was it cracked?

[prime yacht]

its useless once u repair it

[ashen folio]

Which collam is cheapest

[prime yacht]

drums xd

probably the fastfire

[eager idol]

idk some trash one

[muted marten]

you going night unsupressed

that is brave

[prime yacht]

i never see anyone night

[muted marten]

also bravo dont work with NVGs

[prime yacht]

yeah it does

[muted marten]

does it?

[eager idol]

cheapest normal collam

[muted marten]

ffs Ill go reserve

ONCE

[eager idol]

cheapest compact collam

[ashen folio]

Oh it’s actually the FastFire

Gonna use that

[muted marten]

@prime yacht monkey

[prime yacht]

monkee

[muted marten]

oh I have your server muted so didnt see ping

[tired ravine]

Reserve gamers?

[eager idol]

cheapest with trader

cheapest on flea is the romeo

[ashen folio]

Oh ye

But wait Romeo mount is expensive

Right?

[tired ravine]

PK sells it

[ashen folio]

Ah

[prime yacht]

get in monkee

[ashen folio]

So RMR cheaper than FF on flea

FF cheaper trader

[tired ravine]

17 dollars

[ashen folio]

They both look the same anyway

[tired ravine]

Want a third?

[ashen folio]

Wouldn’t mind using either of them

[eager idol]

these are the three mount for the romeo

[ashen folio]

They’re blurry but it’s easy to tell where you’re gonna hit

[tired ravine]

pogU

[ashen folio]

And at least they don’t block your vision

Like PK06

[prime yacht]

maybe if british starts malding to hard

[ashen folio]

Get him his crumpets

He will be fine

[eager idol]

malding cuz his tea is in the boston harbor

[ashen folio]

Oopsie

This is America

New England

That makes England the old England kek

[eager idol]

do you guys see yourselves?

[calm portal]

"Reserve is bad map 2: electric boogalo"

[smoky berry]

what did he buy?

[tired ravine]

@mossy scaffold you see yourself?

[eager idol]

im assuming hes a teammate

[tired ravine]

yeah

died to a scav

and other teammates

lol

[eager idol]

my teammate collection is bigger

[tired ravine]

top right is my teammate collection

ive never accidentally tk'd tho

[eager idol]

also teamkill collection

[tired ravine]

bottom left is my kills

bottom right is teammate kills

top left is unrelated to me

[stable frost]

I just bring in my teammate's dogtag, so we all have our own dogtags in our stashes.

But we don't do it often

Out of sheer laziness

[tired ravine]

Lol

[stable frost]

I've got 3 dogtag cases full, so I'll post it soon when I get the chance

Just buying Exfils and NVGs with my dogtags

@eager idol You consistently play West Coast? I've seen your teammate's name in lobby before, I'd prob have your dogtag.

[ashen folio]

can someone send me that meme of the gay squad heading into labs

[eager idol]

im strictly east my friend might have diff servers

[stable frost]

Aight

[eager idol]

which friend btw

also check if u want

[tight hamlet]

has there been any mention of when a wipe will happen?

[eager idol]

ive heard wipe come with streets

[tight hamlet]

no approx. date or anything though?

[ashen folio]

When people are asking how to get BS ammo and you just fired off 90 rounds into the Sky after killing Killa

@tight hamlet Thursday

[eager idol]

a long time is all i have to say

[tight hamlet]

RIP its already been way too long

[smoky berry]

guys

[ashen folio]

It’s probably next year

[smoky berry]

just look at it this way

[tight hamlet]

They should just wipe without streets

[smoky berry]

There's 3 months between every patch

big patch

next patch will be woods expansion

3 months later will probably be wipe

[tight hamlet]

who even wants a woods expansion?

[smoky berry]

It's good

makes the map playable

[tight hamlet]

that map is big doodoo

[smoky berry]

no its ok

[calm portal]

wait for my teammate collection
actually not I'm too lazy lmao

[smoky berry]

but ur a psychopath

[tight hamlet]

no doodoo

[smoky berry]

if u play it willingly

[calm portal]

I can just tell you that I have like 14 empty spaces there