#eft-chat-2

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muted marten
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acog is so bad

prime yacht
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i mean the collamitors

ashen folio
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oh uh

muted marten
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they need to fix acogs

ashen folio
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oh yea you mean like

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FF and RMR and DP

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those are nice ye

prime yacht
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yeah

muted marten
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the micros are ok

ashen folio
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FF is super blurry

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but

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its nice cause

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the sight is so skinny

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You see your entire screen

prime yacht
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everything is just a ripoff pk06 tho

ashen folio
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you dont have to worry about someone being obscured by your gun

prime yacht
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xd

ashen folio
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well PK has a big sight outline so it can cover people up sometimes

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happened to lvndmark a couple times in dorms. he didnt see a guy crouched because his sight and gun covered him

muted marten
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pk06 60k so sad

prime yacht
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i always hit

ashen folio
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personally pref DP or FF

prime yacht
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the same deplyong time

ashen folio
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havent tried RMR in a long time

prime yacht
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always 18 seconds

ashen folio
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cant remember the rmr dot

warm widget
muted marten
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take grips and mags off

warm widget
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oo right

muted marten
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they all off people?

warm widget
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the canted m4 and 2 of the hks

muted marten
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photos like that always surprise me

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how people run the same gun so much

warm widget
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dont blame em too much, it's a fun ass gun

muted marten
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like I have a hk identical to that from a guy in my stash

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it is fun tbf

warm widget
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i mean, fun to shoot in the range with kek

muted marten
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they are so easy to use

warm widget
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yeah it's ridiculous

muted marten
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its like they are magnetised to heads aswell

teal grail
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just had a 45 minute shoreline raid lmao

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was helping @willow jasper with like 5 different quests

muted marten
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he do them?

teal grail
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Ya

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There was like 2 pmcs apart from our group on the entire map

muted marten
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you go resort?

teal grail
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We went everywhere

muted marten
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he nearly got kappa now right?

teal grail
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Don't think

muted marten
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rip

prime yacht
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why doesnt glukhar spawn

teal grail
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Because fuck glukhar

prime yacht
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or why is he fucking cracked out of his mind

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fuck reserve

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i just need him for like my last quest basically

teal grail
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Same it took me so long

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Was third last quest before kappa

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With the other being TS:8 and eraser 2

uncut night
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glukhar is easy af

teal grail
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Spawn chances have nothing to do with his difficulty

uncut night
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just gotta nade him out

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he spawns loads for me

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is he rare now?

teal grail
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When you're actively looking for him, yes

uncut night
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yea thats pretty true

prime yacht
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he never spawns

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or

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his gaurds 180 dropshot 1 tap u after you jiggle peak him for a quarter of a second

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ok

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3 hours of farming him summary

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i have lost money

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seen him twice

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died twice

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to his gaurds one tapping me

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seen 0 players

ashen folio
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you dont jiggle peek gluhar

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wtf

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you never jiggle peek the bosses lol

prime yacht
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i peaked the quartyard u know

ashen folio
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cause that makes them aggro you

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????

prime yacht
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to see where they are

ashen folio
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you peaked

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the quart?

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peek the courtyard

prime yacht
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idk

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yes

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that one

ashen folio
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and no

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dont

prime yacht
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i peaked it

ashen folio
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you listen for voices

prime yacht
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and then got rushed

ashen folio
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dont think u know whawt peak means

prime yacht
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what am i supposed to do

ashen folio
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peak is the top of something

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peek is to glance

prime yacht
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sit in a room for a half hour

ashen folio
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no

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you run around

prime yacht
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yes i peek

ashen folio
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without jiggle peeking

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run through buildings

prime yacht
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what just hard peek

ashen folio
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until "anu nahui, kroisha"

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no

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you dont peek

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you only peek when they start coming to u

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then u kill them

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you know how desync works right?

prime yacht
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im sorry

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i assumed

ashen folio
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on your screen you're in position A

prime yacht
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this games servers

ashen folio
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but on server, you're position B

prime yacht
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werent literal dogshit

ashen folio
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so that's why you never peek boisses

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because you get into cover

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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and then they tap you

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and you die

prime yacht
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i just got a kit back where it backed me out

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bro

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fuck reserve

ashen folio
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you run around

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hear their voices

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then hard peek to kill

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or wait for them to push you then prefire them

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Think of it this way, if you can see them walk around a corner, on the server, they're already shooting you.

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That's how Tarkov desync works when fighting bosses.

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Always assume you're a full second behind.

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Oh you see a boss' gun around the corner and they're walking to you? Server says they're already looking at you and firing 5 bullets into your face.

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also you have to know the importance of right shoulder peek. if you peek on left side, the AI already sees you before you can see them, and they'll just murder you

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so many nuances to fighting the bosses

prime yacht
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i would have kappa by now

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if glukhar didnt exist

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lol

ashen folio
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Did you watch Vox’s video on Gluhar?

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Not sure if it will help, but if you’re struggling this much, it might be worth it

prime yacht
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no

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i might have watched it a while back

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all it will tell me is

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dont peak him and go slow

ashen folio
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You can’t peak him

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You have to peek him

prime yacht
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i get it

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yes i know

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peek

ashen folio
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And slow is bad

prime yacht
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peek

ashen folio
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Cause they’ll see your hands

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And the second they see that, they can shoot your head

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If they have LOS of any part of you, they’ll either rush you or just shoot any part of your body. AI things

prime yacht
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im just gonna go to bed lol

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reserve sucks

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ill probably just grind night factory kater

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later

ashen folio
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Eh good luck with it tomorrow

tidal jacinth
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oh you just wait until next wipe where you have to kill sanitar

prime yacht
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no

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ive legit never seen him

ashen folio
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It’s pain seeing people struggle with Gluhar when he’s really easy to manipulate

muted marten
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oh god

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sanitar

tidal jacinth
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yes

ashen folio
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Have only seen Sanitar once LMAO

muted marten
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when he spawns he shoots me through walls

ashen folio
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Fuck that hoe

prime yacht
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noo

tidal jacinth
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ive killed him once

ashen folio
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Is he the same health as Killa

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Or more

tidal jacinth
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more

prime yacht
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more

ashen folio
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How much health does his head have

muted marten
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I just wanted scav kills

prime yacht
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and he just pops stims and eats a million bullets

ashen folio
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Omg so you can’t one tap with M62?

tidal jacinth
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his bodyguards have same health as killa

prime yacht
ashen folio
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@muted marten he doesn’t even have eyes

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Oh

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He only has 70

muted marten
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ik he is scary

ashen folio
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One tappable

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Thank goodness

prime yacht
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that 360 health thorax tho👀

ashen folio
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just gonna do this to sanitar

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got fuckin jumpscared by killa LMAO

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first shot killed him by the way

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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he diied to head eyes

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but the flashlight makes him look like hes crouching

prime yacht
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your trigger finger is amazing

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lol

ashen folio
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thought he was desynced at first.

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you can hear it stop because of panic

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brain was processing so many things at once

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player dead? killa alive? flash light behind? reg scav?! PLAYER?! KILLA? FLASHLIGHT KILLA? IS HE DEAD? SERVER DESYNC? LIGHT STILL ON? RAN OUT OF BULLETS! GONNA DIE TO DESYNC?

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wait he already died.

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Nothing beats dying to desync while jumping and getting flung into the ceiling at super high speed

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ZzzzzzzzzOOOOOm

prime yacht
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from when lvndmark completed the challenge

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glukhar just took it to the head

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lol

ashen folio
prime yacht
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how did he not get cucked by the gaurds

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thats a gross color

ashen folio
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Looks fine

prime yacht
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way to dark

ashen folio
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It’s colorblind filter from windows

prime yacht
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yea

ashen folio
prime yacht
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i want a kappacrybear

ashen folio
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do you have any bosses you can farm comfortably?

prime yacht
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the alu splint color lol

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idk

ashen folio
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Rehsala

prime yacht
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i just suck at all of them

ashen folio
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rip

prime yacht
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killa is prob the easiest

ashen folio
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I would farm killa if v
He would ever spawn

muted marten
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nah Reshala never spawns

ashen folio
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gluhar is about the same. his guards are a nightmare, but you can abuse their ai

prime yacht
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you peek him then run around and shoot him in the back of the head

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thats how i killed him a few times at least

ashen folio
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well, if he sees you, he wont let you shoot the back of his head

dense coyote
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wipe this month?

prime yacht
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no

ashen folio
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wipe tmrw

prime yacht
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thursdat

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thursday

dense coyote
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rly?

tidal jacinth
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wipe in 10 mins

ashen folio
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Wipe tomorrow

muted marten
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wipe tomorrow

ashen folio
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yea

prime yacht
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wipe tommorow

ashen folio
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theres a bonus for people that uninstall today btw

dense coyote
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i dont believe

muted marten
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its a super wipe and they are removing flea

prime yacht
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tommorow is thursday

ashen folio
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you get 15 ledx at start of wipe

muted marten
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also its compulsory furry skins

prime yacht
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and the fflea is gone

ashen folio
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Yep

prime yacht
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and hentai mp7

ashen folio
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anime armor

muted marten
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the soundtrack turns to morse code

ashen folio
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what sound track

muted marten
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and scavs communicate in wingdings

dense coyote
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yeah

ashen folio
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theyre removing sound

prime yacht
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and glukhar is given aimbot

ashen folio
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everyone is deaf

dense coyote
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but fr?

prime yacht
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oh wait he already does

ashen folio
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yes

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fr

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tmrw wipe

prime yacht
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yes

ashen folio
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you heard it here

prime yacht
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tmrw

muted marten
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tomorrow

ashen folio
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Why would we lie?

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if you want proof

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ask Axel_TV

muted marten
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they are releasing lore on reshala

prime yacht
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yes

tidal jacinth
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theyre finally giving pmcs the ability to fart while in raid

prime yacht
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yes

ashen folio
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he has the Emissary icon

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in game

prime yacht
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reshala is actually a anime cat girl

ashen folio
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reshala neko

dense coyote
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bruyh

ashen folio
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@tidal jacinth it's noa an ability

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it's forced

muted marten
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turns out reshala is a raging racist, homophobe catgirl

ashen folio
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to fix campers

prime yacht
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reshala and sanitar👀

tidal jacinth
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yes

ashen folio
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campers will fart every 10 seconds

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because they have t o poop

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really bad

prime yacht
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fuck campers

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rats vad

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bad

ashen folio
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the longer you sit in one spot

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the more you have to poop

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so toilets are usable now

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you can use the bathroom in labs

prime yacht
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imma camp the toilets

ashen folio
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but its loud

prime yacht
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camp the campers

ashen folio
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@dense coyote theyre also making the life of rats much harder by introducing a skill called boredom which goes down the long you sit and wait until you pass out

prime yacht
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yes

muted marten
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yeah

ashen folio
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oh nice

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yea

dense coyote
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bruh

ashen folio
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and your screen goes black for 10 minutes

dense coyote
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i mean gut

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but im rat

prime yacht
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fucl rat

muted marten
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It is also turning into a milsim with tanks and shit

prime yacht
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rats bad

ashen folio
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and you cant do anything

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you also cant close the game

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for 10 minutes

muted marten
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they are adding scorestreaks

prime yacht
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and tomohawk cruise missles

ashen folio
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and you can hear everything around you

dense coyote
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bbruh

ashen folio
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so someone will walk up on you

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and you cant react

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and then they shoot u

muted marten
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you can get IFVs and just drive around

willow jasper
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@teal grail fuck you for @untold valley me

ashen folio
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and now u wake up in menu

tidal jacinth
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PAHIAHA

willow jasper
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lol fuck whoever i tagged

tidal jacinth
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@ ING

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PPAHAHHA

ashen folio
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wao9hdoiawhndaw

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poor guy

prime yacht
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lol

muted marten
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poor ing lmao

willow jasper
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hope he gets annoyed

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@muted marten your pfp looks like shit

muted marten
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he has no roles

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I didnt make it

prime yacht
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no

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knaye pog

muted marten
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its part of my 25 days

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of kanye

prime yacht
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he is malding

muted marten
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its day 2

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I have 10 so far

ashen folio
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25 more years

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kanye

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1 million years

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kanye

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unacceptable

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Cant believe wipe is tomorrow

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Omg

muted marten
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ikr

ashen folio
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What an ugly Color scheme

tidal jacinth
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arent you colorblind

muted marten
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everythings piss colour

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or pink

ashen folio
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ye

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colorblind af

muted marten
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'lingerie'

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'cum bat'

ashen folio
prime yacht
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just say fuck it and use inverted'

ashen folio
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yeet

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fuck

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it's c ursed

willow jasper
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yooo

ashen folio
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the one halloween mask

muted marten
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LMAO

ashen folio
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help

willow jasper
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gimme the settings

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i want that shit

ashen folio
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just press uh

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windows key

muted marten
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@prime yacht do a raid with me in inverted

ashen folio
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and type "color filters"

willow jasper
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tarkov gameplay

muted marten
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would be funny asf

ashen folio
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yea LUL

prime yacht
tidal jacinth
ashen folio
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inverted Tarkov?!?!

prime yacht
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if you play ratserve with me

muted marten
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lmao

willow jasper
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no balls?

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bad

prime yacht
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^

ashen folio
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@tidal jacinth do you love poop

muted marten
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I have tame names

prime yacht
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need balls

tidal jacinth
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yes

ashen folio
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Me too

muted marten
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my w case is choppa thats about it

prime yacht
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i have thicc slicc and

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idk what else

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i think my mcase is called sheckles

muted marten
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ffs

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doubloons

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
prime yacht
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pog

muted marten
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omfg

ashen folio
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Yooo? Thermal???

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Wtf

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LMAOOO

muted marten
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you reckon thats bannable or smth

ashen folio
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Actually try it

muted marten
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it is thermal

tidal jacinth
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new patch gives bear thermal vision

ashen folio
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Bear gang represent

tidal jacinth
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uhhh

muted marten
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oh god

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it is thermal

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find a scav

ashen folio
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They're either gonna be white or black lol

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Shooter born in heaven time

prime yacht
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pog

willow jasper
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yooo its superhot

prime yacht
ashen folio
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Nah its shit

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super baked tarkov

muted marten
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doesnt work ffs

prime yacht
willow jasper
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basically reapIR vision but no thermal

prime yacht
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inverted inverted looks wierd as fuck lmao

ashen folio
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reapir without thermal LUL

prime yacht
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@muted marten you need to enable

warm widget
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first reserve raid, one of gluhar's boys 1tapped me through some railings lmao

prime yacht
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magnifier app

ashen folio
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@warm widget wipe is tomorrow

muted marten
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cant rn

ashen folio
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ye tarkov still ass haha

muted marten
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Im doing maths

ashen folio
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Can you do math on my dick?

muted marten
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for sure

ashen folio
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tarkov visibiltiy si poopoo

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Like

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Write the equation on my penis

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Cuz its so large 😎

prime yacht
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waitnoooo

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screenshots dont take inverted

blazing inlet
muted marten
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2x = y

ashen folio
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Ok so basically yeah

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@blazing inlet bad fal foregrip

muted marten
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that kinda works for wider than longer

prime yacht
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@muted marten im doing a offline with inverted

muted marten
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send SS I cant go in vc rn

teal grail
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@willow jasper why you mad

blazing inlet
willow jasper
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you @ ed me :c

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also you left me :c

ashen folio
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k

muted marten
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:c

blazing inlet
teal grail
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I'll be on in 10 hours

muted marten
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I bought kiba for like 1.5

teal grail
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So go bed now and wake up early

muted marten
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its 9:41

willow jasper
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yeah it skyrocketed since reapir spawns

ashen folio
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I found kiba like 2 days after wipe

blazing inlet
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Someone sold one for 900k like a few weeks ago

teal grail
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@blazing inlet 1.5mip is worth

blazing inlet
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I hate myself for not buying

tidal jacinth
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@ashen folio i bought black

ashen folio
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WHY

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Are you disabled

tidal jacinth
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it was 900k

teal grail
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I bought mine for 3 mil lol

muted marten
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900k is good

prime yacht
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this is baking my eyes

ashen folio
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I already have black

teal grail
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And black for 500k

muted marten
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all my friends have green and I bought it

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pure flex

ashen folio
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Who gives a shit wipe is tomorrow

tidal jacinth
muted marten
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buy blue

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no balls

tidal jacinth
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yes

ashen folio
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Blue is ass

teal grail
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All keycard gang

muted marten
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I wish I could connect to singapore man

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I want your red loot

willow jasper
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fucking pleb beggar nub

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wait is there no slow mode here??

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pog

tidal jacinth
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singapore?

willow jasper
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wow the mods really went that far to get us out of weapon modding huh

ashen folio
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Chinatown?

willow jasper
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small england?

prime yacht
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ok

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factory scav hoard time

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with inverted

ashen folio
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Turn on impossible

blazing inlet
muted marten
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dont do the barter

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to late now ig

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its like the same

blazing inlet
muted marten
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oh you didnt buy it

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ok good idea then

teal grail
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I've had red for almost 2 months now

ashen folio
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@blazing inlet

teal grail
ashen folio
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Everytime u post ss of ur stash u have like 5k roubles

muted marten
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zombie you broke

teal grail
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Nah that was back in October

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When I bought red

muted marten
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@blazing inlet how much money you have

blazing inlet
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Red card pogU

teal grail
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It was great because a dude just posted about how he was going to buy the red card on the flea

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And then I bought it and posted it right after him without even realising

prime yacht
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you need a flashlight

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so you can see anything lmao

blazing inlet
tidal jacinth
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red is the best thing ive invested in

willow jasper
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oh i saw that

tidal jacinth
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and it was only 20 mil

muted marten
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steal

teal grail
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I got mine for 50 mil, and I've made money back

ashen folio
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Lol

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Yeah

muted marten
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how many runs

ashen folio
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U can make ur money back in a few lab raids

muted marten
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also keep in mind you dont have a 26% sr

ashen folio
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Assuming you get 1 mil every run

teal grail
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I've done a few hundred runs

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Not every run I hit red though

ashen folio
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Almost no one in eu has red

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Its pog

blazing inlet
muted marten
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I never see it open

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On london and netherlands

ashen folio
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Its such a safe space lmao

muted marten
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maybe once of around 150 labs runs

blazing inlet
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Eu red is almost allways unlooted

teal grail
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They could've just closed the door after looting

willow jasper
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^^

blazing inlet
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oh shit you're right

teal grail
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I'm yet to find a reapir 101 in Kiba

tidal jacinth
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@ashen folio has found 2

ashen folio
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Ive found it twice

muted marten
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Red?

teal grail
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Hit it maybe 20-30 times after 12.8 so far

willow jasper
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cuz you've never invited me

tidal jacinth
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@muted marten reapir in kiba

willow jasper
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I bring the luck

teal grail
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There's too many rats

muted marten
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Never found one of probably 50 runs

ashen folio
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Both of them we randomly decide to hit kiba

muted marten
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I want red card bad

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both my red card pals are not EU

ashen folio
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@tidal jacinth give him your red

tidal jacinth
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ight

muted marten
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uwu pwease

teal grail
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@muted marten me

muted marten
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you arent EU

tidal jacinth
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you should buy brown card

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it unlocks the toilet

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you get poop

ashen folio
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Yeah

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Best card

muted marten
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gon take a fat shit

teal grail
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We can try Singapore again on the weekend

ashen folio
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In my ass?

teal grail
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Try moving closer to the coast

ashen folio
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Dude

teal grail
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@muted marten or we can wait for a day when I can connect to cali

ashen folio
#

U think hes gonna move because of a game

teal grail
#

I never said move house

#

Just nudge over a few meters

ashen folio
#

Oh

teal grail
#

Knaye would understand

muted marten
#

@teal grail we can try

teal grail
#

Just take in something cheap ig

blazing inlet
teal grail
#

Lzsh is shit

muted marten
#

its ok

teal grail
#

Use lszh or tc-800

prime yacht
#

lol killed 50 scavs

#

that was fun after getting cucked by glucose

blazing inlet
#

In one raid?

prime yacht
#

yeah

teal grail
#

It's class 3 and medium ricochet chance

prime yacht
#

horde mode offline

frozen pilot
#

...

ashen folio
#

Why are you going in with gear like that when you have like 100k @blazing inlet

teal grail
#

There's no point running something like that with a faceshield

ashen folio
#

Do u even have both keys

blazing inlet
ashen folio
#

Just take a kedr

teal grail
#

Take in m1a with m62

prime yacht
#

my eyeballs are so baked from that

teal grail
#

Kill Killa and then loot kiba

prime yacht
#

inverted hurts

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blood turns blue

#

flashlights are black

muted marten
#

sounds nuts

blazing inlet
#

My eyes kinda hurt just imagining that

ashen folio
#

Yeah but why u brining expensive gear when u have mo money

prime yacht
#

my brain hurts

muted marten
#

hardly expensive gear lmao

#

he has a rat rig

prime yacht
#

I did like a 20 minute brain destroying factory fun

#

Run

ashen folio
#

welp nevermind

#

cant play with the colorfilters, cause u need fullscreen optimization on

blazing inlet
ashen folio
#

which causes lag

#

and input delay

#

and stuttering in tarkov :c

#

Lol

prime yacht
#

lol

ashen folio
#

so back to fso off, and no color filters

#

big sad

prime yacht
#

It's 6 am

#

Just gonna lay down for a bit

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Then go to school

muted marten
#

holy shit

#

wtf is wrong with you squishy

#

6 am

#

my sleep schedule sounds rock solid now lmao

prime yacht
#

I woke up

blazing inlet
#

tarkov at 6am,, why would you hurt yourself like this

prime yacht
#

At 2

#

And hunted glucose for like 3.5 hours

#

Saw literally 0 pmc lmfao

#

One raid someone hit hermetic

#

You want dead servers?

#

Play night reserve at 2-6 am

#

On washington or miami

muted marten
#

Im not up at 2 - 6 am

prime yacht
#

That's like

#

7-11 british time

ashen folio
#

Any servers late night on workdays are dead lol

muted marten
#

Im not on in the morning

#

fucks me up and school

#

also sleep is pog

prime yacht
#

Getting punched in the balls by glukar is poggerser

blazing inlet
#

Honestly if you want dead servers on eu, play between 6-9am

muted marten
#

how you on then

blazing inlet
#

it's like 12pm

#

I woke up at 6 cuz school

muted marten
#

rough

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even when I gotta go to actually school I get up at 7

ashen folio
#

Also yeah, FSO off makes the game run like butter wtf

#

That’s crazy

#

Didn’t realize how much of a difference made until just now

blazing inlet
#

I end at 2 so not that bad

ashen folio
#

You actually get bullied by scavs if you don’t have FSO disabled hahaha

thorn comet
#

fso?

blazing inlet
#

full screen optimization

thorn comet
#

oh yea

ashen folio
#

ye

#

if u disable it, u lose a bunch of overlays and shit, and any windows filters, but game is so smooth

blazing inlet
#

just disabled fso

ashen folio
#

go play

#

dunno how much high dpi scaling affects the game

#

but have that on as well

#

dont wanna test

#

too lazy

ashen folio
muted marten
#

nice

prime yacht
#

Large

tired ravine
#

Takes me that long to get to the parking lot

tidal jacinth
#

ye u have to use stims

#

sj6

tired ravine
#

Yeah

tidal jacinth
#

gives u more stamina

muted marten
#

that quick holy shit

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@ashen folio where do you extract

tidal jacinth
#

hole in fence maybe

prime yacht
#

Hole in fence probably

muted marten
#

2 fucking minutes

#

you could do like 6 an hour with selling time and shit

#

what like 500k a run

tidal jacinth
#

it takes like 50 seconds to get to the middle

#

ye lmao

#

imagine if u get red

#

from him

muted marten
#

I knew it was good but godam

#

I would shit myself

#

I would kinda want to die for an excuse to keep it

#

I

tidal jacinth
#

if i died with a red it would be completely useless

#

cuz i cant even drop it for anyone

#

i would get banned

muted marten
#

fence it

tidal jacinth
#

maybe fence it i guess

muted marten
#

I would buy that

tidal jacinth
#

lol

muted marten
#

I would probably sell it tbh

#

it would be fun to have but its like 75 mill rn

prime yacht
#

If it was 20-40 I'd grind for it

ashen folio
#

the thing is

#

its just expensive because its rare

muted marten
#

if we going raw value I would still say 20 mill

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cause green still takes around 10 good runs to pay off

ashen folio
#

ye anything above 20 mil is not worth

tidal jacinth
#

how the fuck are slicks 700k now

muted marten
#

thats normal right

tidal jacinth
#

u can literally get them from stashes

earnest raft
#

For a while lol

tidal jacinth
#

so they shouldve dropped in price

muted marten
#

also you get to be the guy with the red card

willow jasper
#

its been 700k after the stash slicks

muted marten
#

what was it before

tidal jacinth
#

yes i know

#

it went up

#

thats what im saying
how

muted marten
#

I sold mine from task for 750k

earnest raft
#

Still have 2 fir slicks 🙂

muted marten
#

sell them

ashen folio
#

sell them

muted marten
#

I have a non fir one I wish I could sell

earnest raft
#

Nah im not playing atm😀

muted marten
#

cause I will fr never use it

earnest raft
#

Use it

ashen folio
#

use zhuk 6's instead, theyre 300k on average and give you stomach protection

earnest raft
#

You will feel the difference

muted marten
#

I run class 4 70% of the time

#

especially on labs

tidal jacinth
earnest raft
#

Stomach protect is dumb af imo

tidal jacinth
#

its been up for 12 hours

muted marten
#

@earnest raft stops stomach one tap from ks23

ashen folio
#

i almost died with a slick once because i only got shot in the stomach

#

i had 10 hp on my overall body

muted marten
#

my friend took a slick in the other day and beaned another slick guy was funny

#

I was sat there with my TV rig and mp7a1

ashen folio
#

labs?

muted marten
#

yessir

#

always labs

tidal jacinth
#

mp7a1 >

muted marten
#

its better than a2

tidal jacinth
#

yes

prime yacht
#

I can't wait till I kill that stupid glukhar

tired ravine
#

MP9 gang

muted marten
#

a2 is more for like 1 less recoil

prime yacht
#

The tan one is better

muted marten
#

barely

prime yacht
#

No clicky noise

muted marten
#

also mp7a1 supressed and sight is like 100k

ashen folio
#

its cuz u can put grips on it

muted marten
#

the click is cool

ashen folio
#

it makes a shit ton of noise

prime yacht
#

I hate the click

#

It's so annoying

muted marten
#

people know Im there anyway

prime yacht
#

And loud

muted marten
#

I dont slow walk really

#

to boring

tired ravine
#

The built in foregrip has to be folded when you toss nades

tidal jacinth
#

i had a w case full of mp7 cuz its the only gun i use

muted marten
#

the first shot can be a bit jumpy

tidal jacinth
#

who cares about first shot when you have 39 more bullets 😎

muted marten
#

fair

ashen folio
#

actually 40 because you should always put a round in the chamber

prime yacht
#

If you chad and chamber a bullet

#

Then you have 40

muted marten
#

also the sight you use is kinda shit ngl

prime yacht
#

Which one

muted marten
#

the fov is like looking out of an asshole

#

the holosun red dot

ashen folio
#

@muted marten hole in fence ye. Super fast.

#

its good

#

i mean sights are just preference

muted marten
#

its ok

#

felt weird

#

holo all the way

prime yacht
#

Rather use a collamitor any day

#

Or holo

ashen folio
#

real men use no sights or flip up sights

muted marten
#

the -0 holo or 553 holo ftw

#

irons suck in tarkov

#

I actually like some of them in games like siege but in tarkov they are nasty

prime yacht
#

553 holo is cool

ashen folio
#

i use the cheapest holo sight

#

is there even any difference

#

Some irons are good.

#

Mp5K irons are disgusting

muted marten
#

mp5 irons are weird

ashen folio
#

Not like

#

Bad

#

They’re really nice

#

Cause no recoil

#

And you just put stick on person dick

#

theyre ok

#

And now they’re gone

tidal jacinth
#

to me holosun feels like its less jumpy ngl

ashen folio
#

MBUS and ADAR irons are Bligh

muted marten
#

m4 carry handle irons are cool

#

I used them once just for drip

#

Im always gonna like holos

ashen folio
#

all m4 sights are ass

#

hk is also ass

muted marten
#

I wish pk06 wasnt 60k but oh well

woven tusk
#

Monstrum best scope for me

muted marten
#

the halo one or 2x?

tidal jacinth
#

monstrum on mp7?

prime yacht
ashen folio
#

E

muted marten
#

E

willow jasper
#

E

woven tusk
#

On mp7 eh maybe

smoky berry
ashen folio
#

uh oh

smoky berry
#

Can't wait for it to not work

#

cause it's still 2020

muted marten
#

Watch all my fellow british people to decline it

smoky berry
#

should've waited until 2021

ashen folio
#

cant wait to get more illnesses from the vaccine

muted marten
#

cause brits are nuts

#

coming from a brit

smoky berry
#

ya'll crazy as fuck

muted marten
#

*dumb

smoky berry
#

same thing

muted marten
#

it could be worse

tired orchid
#

You are welcome briish people

muted marten
#

@prime yacht is from detroit

prime yacht
#

I donated to british people I hope they find a cure😔

#

No I'm not lmao

muted marten
#

you are

#

motown ftw

prime yacht
#

I'm not lol

tidal jacinth
#

ow'd ya know im bri'ish

ashen folio
#

bri ish troll'ace

muted marten
#

every time

smoky berry
#

dude

#

the teeth joke

#

is actually so ironic

ashen folio
#

ye

smoky berry
#

because british people actually have good teeth

#

lol

ashen folio
#

america has like no healthcare

muted marten
#

I mean pretty much everyone I know has braces

ashen folio
#

stub ur toe and u lose ur house to a doctor

smoky berry
#

yeah

#

but they're not rotten

#

now are they

muted marten
#

also @ashen folio your name is wagwan piftin dont talk about britain

smoky berry
#

FUN FACT

ashen folio
#

im not bri ish

tidal jacinth
#

Jeremy clarkson be like

smoky berry
#

There's no Alpha Wolf in a wolf pack

ashen folio
#

there is?

smoky berry
#

the leaders are chosen by seniority

muted marten
#

britain is painful

ashen folio
#

i mean theres always a leader

smoky berry
#

and it's usually the parents of the pack

#

that lead it

muted marten
#

the music here sucks, the landscape sucks

smoky berry
#

no

tired orchid
#

First you do the Brexit but then you want our vaccines WeirdChamp

smoky berry
#

if it was about who was the "alpha male"

#

they would be constantly fighting

#

which they are not

tired orchid
#

Typical britmove

muted marten
#

I could talk some mad shit bout germany bro

#

those funny trousers

#

the dungarees

tired orchid
#

Nobody wears them tho

muted marten
#

the green ones with gold on them

#

you do

tired orchid
#

Thats is Bavaria, we don't really count them to Germany tbh

muted marten
#

Chill wears the little point hats and green dungarees

tired orchid
#

They are kinda speshul

muted marten
#

and is blonde and camp

tired orchid
#

We also dont eat kraut and prezels

muted marten
#

what about sausages

#

the german sausage game is on point

tidal jacinth
#

sosig

muted marten
#

Ive had bratwurst they are mad

#

they put them in the crusty bread aswell

#

they always have them at the christmas fair things

tired orchid
#

I mean who does NOT like a good saussage

#

I heard brits cant make saussages

#

From a briish friend

smoky berry
#

Brits can't make beer either

#

tastes like piss

muted marten
#

its kinda lacking if Im honest

prime yacht
#

German sausage is good

muted marten
#

Ive only had british everything so idk

tired orchid
#

He goes to a polish butcher to get his saussages

#

Because briish butchers suck

muted marten
#

there are so many polish shops in my town

#

and polish people

#

I know 3 in my year alone

tired orchid
#

Same here tbh

#

But we are direct neighbors to poland

#

And we are EU

muted marten
#

dont

#

dont

tired orchid
#

So open borders anyway

#

I know it must hurt

muted marten
#

it does

#

I like going to europe

tired orchid
#

Big F for my briish brothers

muted marten
#

I went to bulgaria which was a shithole

#

France was nice and so was bulgaria

#

want to go to germany

harsh falcon
#

come to Romania, another shithole :))

muted marten
#

lmao least your honest

#

Bulgaria was ok ig

harsh falcon
#

XDD

muted marten
#

I was skiing so didnt really notice

#

I could still feal the communism if you know what I mean

tired orchid
#

I was in Estonia a while ago, shithole but friendly people 🙂

harsh falcon
#

bulgaria is poorer than us, but its ok for now

muted marten
#

shit was kinda run down

#

loads of stray dogs

#

the police had ladas

harsh falcon
#

Bulgaria wasn't in the communism age, Romania was

#

:DDD

tired orchid
#

So was Estonia, used to b USSR

muted marten
#

bulgaria wasnt in the USSR?

tired orchid
#

Everything looked like communism

harsh falcon
#

From what i know no

muted marten
#

damn just shit then

harsh falcon
#

But Moldova has just escaped communism I THINK, i'm not sure

muted marten
#

I mean we have places like slough and compton

#

which are fucked

harsh falcon
#

You are from USA?

muted marten
#

UK

harsh falcon
#

oooh

#

Nice briish people

muted marten
#

ffs

harsh falcon
#

Wait, the briish people are nice

#

Misspelling

muted marten
#

lmao

#

I knew a Romanian guy here

#

Stephan I think

harsh falcon
#

The world is full of us, it's just not worth living here anymore, if you don't know at least english, you are stuck here

#

Stefan

#

not ph

#

😄

muted marten
#

I cant remember he was from around 5 years ago

harsh falcon
#

wow

#

he left?

muted marten
#

I went to primary school with him

#

nah he went to a different secondary school

#

so high school everywhere else

harsh falcon
#

Yooo, i think i know who you are talking about, he had the front teeth big? like a rabbit?

ashen folio
#

Primary secondary tertiary school

muted marten
#

yes lmao

#

he was like 6ft, kinda chubby

ashen folio
#

Quadratic school

muted marten
#

blonde

harsh falcon
#

lol, his family name was Dumitru?

#

blonde

#

fuk

muted marten
#

not sure

#

I cant remember

harsh falcon
#

ok so not him

muted marten
#

it was very dark blonde if it was blonde

#

maybe brown

#

again, 5 years ago

harsh falcon
#

okk, very dark blonde

#

yep i think i know him

muted marten
#

how old is he?

harsh falcon
#

he was a colleague of mine in primary school in Romania

#

and he went to UK with his mom

#

i don't know how old is he because we don't keep in touch anymore

ashen folio
#

Can y’all DM each other bout this Stefanie person

harsh falcon
#

😄

ashen folio
#

Not trying to rain on the parade

#

Just watch in’ out for the mods

#

“Reeee not Tarkov”

tired orchid
#

Stefan was a chad Tarkov player

#

👀

ashen folio
#

Isn’t that the name of one the cracked scavs

tired ravine
#

I got in a duo fight today

#

I dabbed on one

#

And the other proned out with an ash 12

#

And just shot us

#

My chest was obliterated

harsh falcon
ashen folio
muted marten
#

confused

#

Kinder is children in German right?

#

if so thats fucked up

ashen folio
#

yeah his name is childfucker69

muted marten
#

nice

#

you German?

ashen folio
#

Maybe he’s talking about the eggs.

#

Chocolate fucker

#

Would be more weird but less illegal

muted marten
#

kinder is that stuff with white shit in the middle

#

they made Bueno

#

kinda pog

ashen folio
#

true

muted marten
#

the triple fuck up lmao