general-chat

[fallow garden]

I have to go

Bye bye for now

[inland elbow]

Bye

Here in italy is 2 am

So night

[dry lake]

what

[odd saddle]

laughs in 02:36

[gray talon]

scum bag is legit tking

teammates in discord

[small mica]

Dropped us all

[gray talon]

go to 11:36

[plucky lark]

i was watching that @quaint stag

[quaint stag]

It's already handled, do not call him out

[plucky lark]

lmao

[gray talon]

k

[plucky lark]

yo king you tryna play?

[grizzled cosmos]

https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1163963980144160768?s=20

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)

The old NovaLogic chopper combat series Comanche is coming back https://t.co/0qvMx5wQlT

Twitter

FUCKIN' YO

WE COMANCHE AGAIN LADS.

[marsh edge]

[frosty jacinth]

WHY ARE KEY CARDS 60K!

[gray talon]

because people are dumb

[woven matrix]

join

plz

[quaint stag]

Do not advertise discords.

[woven matrix]

oops

[split wedge]

nvm

[uncut nacelle]

||black pussy||

[small perch]

Is it just me or are some items just not appearing on the flea market?

[subtle cobalt]

.

[small perch]

specifically this key

https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/Portable_cabin_key_of_customs_Factory_zone

just can't find it on the flea market

[bronze walrus]

I find that key on scavs all the time.

Specfically, I pry it from their cold, dead hands.

[small perch]

Well shit, i've been running the keyroom for it in factory

and haven't found it in an hour

[calm hinge]

Just buy it

[wet rampart]

good but cost efficient 7.62x39 round?

[hazy charm]

ps

[wet rampart]

u sure

[hazy charm]

really depends on what you're trying to kill

[wet rampart]

anyone

for factory

[hazy charm]

what gun?

[wet rampart]

ak101

i think ima go hp

[hazy charm]

this late in wipe people might be using lvl3 or higher in factory

[wet rampart]

ok

[hazy charm]

you can open up the wiki

and see what ammo can suit your needs

personally

i run my akms with ps ammo

since i have so much

and it gets the job done

bp i much better in general

but cost 3 times as much

as ps

[distant condor]

anyone with a gamma container going to reset their account if so, can i have their gamma

[odd saddle]

You get lucky and find one

[jagged field]

@wet rampart 101 is 5.56x45 not 7.62x39

and for that just use M856A1

[next grail]

Nikita is russian Kojima btw

[jagged field]

no

[fallow garden]

12 am

>chating here

here we are

[odd saddle]

@fallow garden 12am

Bruh

I was here at 2:36 am

[fallow garden]

[jagged field]

shoo

[fallow garden]

yikes

[young lantern]

hmm. i think its the first time i have to buy factory key. for some reason i still havent found it

any toughs if the patch will go live this week?

[fiery coral]

no

[young lantern]

end of this month

then?

[fiery coral]

no

[young lantern]

i see you are a optimist

what reshade works in tarkov now? i tried the latest ver. but i had to delete it. i really miss some texture sharpening...

[distant condor]

can anny1 with a gamma container help me out

[next grail]

Nikita is russian Kojima btw

[odd saddle]

Fokka

Pls unblocc

@next grail

[next grail]

@odd saddle

[odd saddle]

@next grail u happy now comrade?

[young lantern]

meh, i feel like armor dosent protect me at all. at least class 4, die after maybe 1-4 hits

[novel carbon]

hi new to server. just wanted some info if the game is worth buying atm cause i love watching game play videos

[fiery coral]

ye absolutely @novel carbon especially since the upcoming patch is a huge content and technical upgrade package

[novel carbon]

just got the standard version hope thats enough for a while

[fiery coral]

I use standard for 2 years @novel carbon

[smoky grotto]

@novel carbon it depends which kind of experience you´re expencting, its hell of fun, but its closed beta, progress of development sometimes can slow down and you will deal with a lot of bugs but its hell of fun

as long as you can deal with bugs

[novel carbon]

i dont mind bugs

i hope the net code is good enough though

[smoky grotto]

if you like hardcore games and if you´re into guns you basically gotta buy this game, cause theres nothing else you can compare this too

and once the game will be fully released, it will have a ton of unique features (it has quiet a lot rn as well) that other games can´t deliver

just inform yourself if it is the game you want to buy

since beta gameplay will be vastly different from the end product

duo to death-cooldown time, hideout progression and friendly fire sanctions

because PVP will be cut down to factions

it won´t be this battle royalish mode we play right now

[novel carbon]

when is it expected to be officially released?

[next grail]

Nikita is russian Kojima btw

[smoky grotto]

@novel carbon there´s no official release date and duo to childish shitstorms of the community in the past they hesitated from making any dates

stuff gets released when its finished and usually announced two days up to 3 weeks before

but you can expect it to be released in 2021, or the late 2020, depends on their success with the implentation of the new engine

but its more likely to be 2021

they are a decend sized dev studio, but not as gigantic compared to stuff like dice, but they still have a higher quality level in terms of models and textures than almost anything in the genre

but quality like that, takes a lot of time

thats why it probably makes sense to most people to jump into the beta, to get a hold of it much earlier, since its still a long road to open beta

[novel carbon]

any rec graphic settings

and ive seen streamers talk about reshaders

are those useful or dcan be banned?

[smoky grotto]

rn the game might wont boot with reshaders, but its unlikely that you ever get banned for this

and those usually just make the game look like minecraft

with strong unrealistic colors

the colorpattern of the game itself is pretty realistic, no reason to reshade stuff

and if you need higher gamma, do that on your monitor or GPU settings

its also smart to leave shadows on low and SSAO off, since extra shadows won´t help spotting campers in dark corners

[novel carbon]

ok tyx

[odd saddle]

@novel carbon Nvdia Freestyle is your replacement for Reshade if you got a Nvdia card

@smoky grotto Bruh Abrams overrated

[smoky grotto]

@odd saddle abrams has one of the best engines

also its front armor is superior to most counterparts

the cannon itself is capable of piercing anything in service that russia has

[odd saddle]

Which one are you even talking about at this point

There is a few versions

Of the Abrams

[smoky grotto]

the M1A2

[odd saddle]

Ok

Bruh

Literally

Anyone can pierce anyone at this point

[smoky grotto]

nope, russian cannons can not pierce an abrams at certain distances, only some parts of the front can be pierced

around over 60% can not be penetrated

[odd saddle]

Where's your source on that

[smoky grotto]

just educate yourself on the topic, the russian doctrine is even considering the higher armor and that their tanks are outclassed in terms of armor, duo to that they did add range and precision via ATGMs that get launched from the tanks barrel

the KA-50 is a sideproduct of natos superioty in terms of tanks, to counter that

[odd saddle]

Bruh

[cobalt torrent]

Breh

[odd saddle]

The armata literally outclasses the Abrams in almost every way

[jagged field]

Brah

[smoky grotto]

@odd saddle that is true on paper, but the armarta, for now is just some promise without any true delivery

everyone can say "look this prototype can do anything"

u know that the US army is testing railguns for their ships?

[vocal folio]

yikes the shit bucket

[smoky grotto]

those things will pierce through russian ships like butter from a distance that can not even be engaged in? do i mention those when talking about the reality rn? no

[odd saddle]

20 armatas were already built

[vocal folio]

plus if russia says they can do something... they probably cant

[odd saddle]

Shoot that logic makes 0 sense

[vocal folio]

shoo weeb

[cobalt torrent]

@novel carbon escape from tarkov is probably the most realistic game on the market rn,it is full of possibilities and has a lot of factors.Just think of this: every bullet has a different pen value, even if they can penetrate something they also have the chance to straight up bounce

[odd saddle]

Ur joking right lmao?

Soviet

[smoky grotto]

none of these armatas was in combat yet, while in a parade one had an engine damage

[cobalt torrent]

@smoky grotto the railguns wont be a thing any time soon because they consume way too much energy, from what i know only 2 ships can be equipped with a railgun(in the whole world)

[smoky grotto]

its like the german eurocopter, that thing flies for 1 hour and then has to be repaired for 6 hours duo to its "superiority" while on paper that shit looks super cool

[vocal folio]

Comanche when

[proven saffron]

Long maintenance intervals aren‘t uncommon especially in highly complex weapon systems

[smoky grotto]

being faster and more agile than an apache, but an apache needs very little maintance that is done on the ground of iraq and afghanistan in the middle of a fucking desert, because the US has one of the finest logistics worldwide

[proven saffron]

The opposite can also be true

[odd saddle]

In short the US has a lot of money

[vocal folio]

america oh your apache is damaged here take a new one

[proven saffron]

As low maintenance intensity is an objective on the drawing board

[odd saddle]

@vocal folio basically

[proven saffron]

Not really Shoot

[smoky grotto]

@vocal folio the US won´t ever dig up the commanche again

[vocal folio]

>
c a s s

[proven saffron]

An impossible amount of gear gets refurbished

[vocal folio]

comanche cool tho

[proven saffron]

Now it‘s too late for /s :p

Also #irl-weapons

Check the pins there

[odd saddle]

Imma risk myself here but

"General community chat for all topics, related to Escape From Tarkov or not"

[vocal folio]

[odd saddle]

I expect soo

@vocal folio

[vocal folio]

[grizzled cosmos]

Comanche 2 when USAF?

[smoky grotto]

@grizzled cosmos when F35 works properly

[grizzled cosmos]

So never, ok.

[smoky grotto]

[blissful thunder]

anyone plays starwars battlefront 2 here??

[vocal folio]

yeah the ps2 one

cause thats the best

[blissful thunder]

no i mean new one.

[vocal folio]

obvly

but that game is mircotransactions simulator

[tawny glacier]

Jesus fuck, the Metro Exodus DLC

Actually holy shit

[blissful thunder]

does it have players on pc eu? @vocal folio

[tawny glacier]

I just spent 15 minutes crying like a baby

[grizzled cosmos]

Imagine playing Metro before it's actually released.

Unless you're on console

Then you're fine

[vocal folio]

Metro i need to replay it

[timber trout]

BRUH

.12 WHEN

!wipe

[vocal folio]

never cause you keep asking the further away it gets

re

[next grail]

Gib wip

[jagged field]

@tawny glacier but why

[smoky grotto]

@tawny glacier is it out yet?

[tawny glacier]

@smoky grotto Yes, its 8€, only lasts a few hours, but the story and atmosphere is amazing if you like that stuff

[wicked gyro]

EFT GET RID OF XSOLLA

Its a TRASH company

Leave card confirmations with the person thats buying it

that persons bank not some random trash russian company

[smoky grotto]

@tawny glacier thx for letting me know, seems like i need to boot it up again

[fallow garden]

@smoky grotto sup weirdo

[tawny glacier]

https://twitter.com/BluZodiac_Real/status/1163606152766095360 @next grail @bold trellis

BluwuZowodiac (@BluZodiac_Real)

You needed this. https://t.co/LC1jp4nQPE

Retweets

2844

Likes

7021

▶ Play video

Twitter

[bold trellis]

I did need that

https://youtu.be/WGpAHH8mOWU

@tawny glacier

[tawny glacier]

[bronze walrus]

GTB I need admin rights so I can upload webm files

And also embed images for comedic purposes

[bold trellis]

You can embed here

[bronze walrus]

Well yes but like

Anywhere. At all times.

My comedic genius must not be impaired.

[odd saddle]

@bronze walrus

[next grail]

@tawny glacier aww

[tawny glacier]

Does anyone here have experience with XoticPC?

Do their builds hold together?

[cold swan]

Yikes prebuilt.

I've also never heard of them.

Just use NZXT BLD.

[odd saddle]

Linus did a review on prebuild sites and stuff I believ

[cold swan]

^

[odd saddle]

https://youtu.be/rzpYkpZX8qw

[cold swan]

Nzxt is aight from what I've heard. Their service wasn't in the video iirc.

[tawny glacier]

@cold swan I'm not going to build myself a laptop

[cold swan]

But why buy a laptop?

[tawny glacier]

Because I have to be able to work on the go

And I like playing agmes

Im not about to start mobile gaming 😬

So laptop it is

[cold swan]

Ripperino.

[stoic cave]

I just fought a 4 man in labs in red room with an adar

and i thought it was a m4

i killed 2 of them and then locked myself in red room to heal since i almost died and they called me a pussy in game and then grabbed their dead guy's gear and extracted 2 seconds after

2v1 and they ran away from a guy with 2 blacked arms

[jagged field]

oof

[odd saddle]

@jagged field bruh

[jagged field]

shush

[odd saddle]

No listen

[jagged field]

shush

[odd saddle]

YouTube

Legit deleted

More than half of the german songs I had in my liked videos

And other songs too

[jagged field]

because its SS music?

[odd saddle]

Idk why

But like

Fuckin hell shit is harder to find now

Half of my playlists are gone basically

[jagged field]

don't listen to SS music, ez

[odd saddle]

Panzerlied isn't ss music

Neither is sakkijarven polkka

Which is Finnish btw

Not even German and its gone

[jagged field]

hmm

SS didn't only have germans

[lusty socket]

pp

[odd saddle]

Dude

The song

Isn't even war related

[jagged field]

nah, idk, Youtube is shit anyways

sorry i dont speak finnish

[odd saddle]

Barley found Lore Lore the other day

[lusty socket]

if you wanna boogaloo with me, come join

this is just the beginning of the 193 song playlist

[jagged field]

das creepy

[odd saddle]

I'm legit gonna start downloading every song I remotely like now because if I don't it'll probably get deleted eventually by YouTube ffs

[lusty socket]

this is why i have spotify

[jagged field]

i just had Lore Lore in my head because of you and then you wrote that

[odd saddle]

Me?

[jagged field]

yes

[odd saddle]

What'd I do

[next grail]

@lusty socket spotify is not available in Russia, comrade, how do you use it?

[lusty socket]

im not in russia

[odd saddle]

@next grail VPN

[lusty socket]

but uh

i do use a VPN

[odd saddle]

Or just use Soundcloud

[jagged field]

no Spotify in russia, ooooof

[odd saddle]

Spotify is poo anyways

[next grail]

As I heard it requires to check in from the same country every 2 weeks to keep using spotify

[odd saddle]

Literally told me I couldn't skip songs in a playlist smh

[next grail]

Thats annoying

[lusty socket]

someone join

i need to ask if this is good for boogaloo

is 9 to 5 a good boogaloo song

[odd saddle]

I'm on mobile

I can't

[lusty socket]

just look up the song on youtube

[odd saddle]

Or I gotta download Spotify on my phone again

[lusty socket]

look up 9 to 5 on youtube

[fallow garden]

so

[lusty socket]

so

[odd saddle]

Bro

Spotify

Is fuckin trash

It legit won't accept a gmail as a valid email

Like what the fuck Spotify

[jagged field]

just git gud

[lusty socket]

it accepted mine

[odd saddle]

Dude

I tried 3 gmails

[lusty socket]

then dont use a gmail

[odd saddle]

It says "that's not a valid email"

Make sure it's typed like this

[e-mail]

Like wtf

[jagged field]

luka, git gud

[odd saddle]

I'm not making a new email just cause of this green shit

[lusty socket]

oooga chaka

oooga chaka

i cant stop this feeling

deep inside of me

girl you just dont realize

what you do to me

when you hold me

in your arms so tight

you let me know

everything's alright

aaaaaa-aaaaaa

what type of feeling

feeling noises

[jagged field]

get a girl

[lusty socket]

no

i will not get a girlfriend

i aint gay

[jagged field]

yes

you are

[lusty socket]

no

girls came from guys

also most of the girls are sluts at my school

[jagged field]

same

[lusty socket]

exactly

besides i have no time for anyone else

[odd saddle]

Bruh

This shit

Won't accept Yahoo either now

What the fuck

[jagged field]

Luka is gay, anyways

[odd saddle]

Fuck off Spotify

[lusty socket]

come boogaloo with me

[odd saddle]

@jagged field fuck you wannabe german

[lusty socket]

it'll show you the ways of your email

[jagged field]

I'm not wannabe

[next grail]

Gib wip

[lusty socket]

gib boogaloo

[odd saddle]

You're basically French

Stfu and eat a baguette reee

[next grail]

Wait

[jagged field]

no im not

[next grail]

Chrisooo is 🥖 btw

[jagged field]

and you're basically annexed so shush

[lusty socket]

im sad

[odd saddle]

Ahem Stalingrad

[lusty socket]

my combat pilot buddy for rising storm 2 can't play right now

so we cant fuck around with cobras

and blow up some gooks

[next grail]

F

[odd saddle]

Ahem Operation Bagration

Ahem Berlin

[lusty socket]

we trade off from pilot and copilot

[odd saddle]

Ahem Germoney

[lusty socket]

and just unload 50 40 mike mikes, 21 FFAR missiles, and a shit ton of 30mm

and some 7.62x51

and then we go back

[odd saddle]

Ok my rant is over

[lusty socket]

usually atleast 10 kills a gun run

we are good team

we boogaloo

[odd saddle]

Now let me try fix this western shit called Spotify

[jagged field]

maybe its blocked in negro

[lusty socket]

luka where you live

[odd saddle]

Bruh if it was blocked I couldn'tve even downloaded it

Montenegro

[jagged field]

in negro

[lusty socket]

heh

heh

heh

[odd saddle]

@hazy mantle UTE!

[jagged field]

no

weeb

[odd saddle]

Shoo

[lusty socket]

join the jungle boogie

[hazy mantle]

wtf

[next grail]

@jagged field is 🥖 btw

[odd saddle]

@hazy mantle Chrisu said bad ting

[jagged field]

join my jungle booty

@hazy mantle go lewd erwin

[lusty socket]

get down

get down

get down get down

get down get down

[jagged field]

go lewd erwin rommel

[lusty socket]

• Boogaloo Captain

[odd saddle]

Chris

Stop changing the subject

[lusty socket]

all this song says is "get down"

[odd saddle]

From what u did

[jagged field]

no

silver lewds erwin rommel

[lusty socket]

also "jungle boogie"

[odd saddle]

@jagged field no

[jagged field]

yes

[odd saddle]

He is just normal Erwin now

[jagged field]

but rommel > weirdo anime girl

[odd saddle]

Weirdo anime girl > you tho

[jagged field]

no

[odd saddle]

Yes

[jagged field]

also, the father of karl marx is from my city, is nice

[odd saddle]

Okay ur literally a german commie

[jagged field]

no

[odd saddle]

Yes

[jagged field]

at least you called me german this time

yeet

[odd saddle]

Franco-german commie

[jagged field]

go away

@quaint stag help

[odd saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428577691193573378/613841488945872918/Screenshot_20190821_230251_com.android.chrome.jpg

But I can download it

Lmao

Fuck my shitty country

[fiery coral]

https://i.gyazo.com/9459cb653363d4732352cc449a7a36fa.png hmmm

okay

you want to be sad happy and horny ?

[lusty socket]

hell yeah

listen to this song

[jagged field]

im sad and horny all the time, is nice too

[odd saddle]

Trap

[jagged field]

hm

[fiery coral]

@jagged field UwU

[jagged field]

in my new class there's some girl with the bedt booty ive ever seen

ez

[lusty socket]

all of the girls wear yoga pants

[jagged field]

also she looks like 17 but is fucking 25

[lusty socket]

cool

thats uh

thats illegal

[odd saddle]

I literally feel like going on a crusade right now

[lusty socket]

why

my pp so hard it could crusade

[odd saddle]

Idk

I just do

[jagged field]

its not illegal if its a 500 year old loli

[odd saddle]

Vampire lolis?

[jagged field]

yes

[odd saddle]

Chris

Ur the weeb here

[quaint stag]

Guys

Can you not

Please

[odd saddle]

Ok fine I won't go crusading anyone

[jagged field]

no we can't

show legs

[odd saddle]

Also hi frenk

[jagged field]

or even better

[odd saddle]

Chris

[jagged field]

frenk show booty

[odd saddle]

Just

Stop

Go to PH and satisfy ur odd Franco-german needs

Leave this chat alone

[jagged field]

can't get on ph when no wifi

[odd saddle]

U

Are literally

Talking on discord

[jagged field]

mobile data

[odd saddle]

You absolute cabbage

[jagged field]

yes

[fiery coral]

PH ?

[odd saddle]

@fiery coral keeping chat clean

[jagged field]

bruh i need 10 mins to connect to discord cuz i got no more data

[fiery coral]

Aahh

[jagged field]

is nice

and no wifi cuz new isp and they take so fucking long

[fiery coral]

Yay I will get my hair cut finally tomorrow

[jagged field]

kirys first haircut

[fiery coral]

I mean

I look like a fucking caveman rn

[odd saddle]

Haircuts are nice

They make me feel less hideous

[tawny glacier]

I need to fucking sleep because work in the morning but Im stuck looping cat memes

Smh

[fiery coral]

UwU

[jagged field]

when you get your hair cut and look like you're in the hitler youth for a short time

[odd saddle]

@fiery coral Kirylow

This is beyond just knowing the enemy

Control yourself

[fiery coral]

I mean

If I wanted to describe how I look

[jagged field]

it'd be UwU

[fiery coral]

I think saying im a less sexy version of that bear with a beard

Is accurate

[jagged field]

and now, booty talk

[lusty socket]

of me?

thanks

[odd saddle]

Send pic lul

[lusty socket]

i am very sexy

[fiery coral]

I mean

I have a pic

[lusty socket]

comrade bear happy

[fiery coral]

Can send no problemo

And in terms of booty I aint got that

[lusty socket]

send face pic

[fiery coral]

My gf tells me im flat

[lusty socket]

atleast you have one

[fiery coral]

For 2 years yay

[jagged field]

oof

[fiery coral]

She makes me less tired of life atleast

[jagged field]

my last one was 2 years ago and that was when the depression started

[fiery coral]

Ohh

[lusty socket]

hah

i've never had a girlfriend!

hah!

[odd saddle]

My last one was like.... Oh.... Wait.. I never had one

[tawny glacier]

Good job.

[lusty socket]

no girlfriend gang!

[jagged field]

@odd saddle oof

[lusty socket]

oh shit

tower is playing woods rn

[odd saddle]

HIDE

[fiery coral]

I mean technically if you dont have a girlfriend you can have any girl you want

[lusty socket]

he has a M1A with irons, and a glock 18 with extended mag

[odd saddle]

Get down get down

Get down

[jagged field]

what else

[lusty socket]

i have heard him kill people with a glock before

[jagged field]

@fiery coral id you're not an ugly pos
like me

[lusty socket]

he saw two people

ran 300 meters to them

gunned them down

[tawny glacier]

Tfw ordered a pair of headphones because they were cheap, even though I have expensive headphones already that are good

[fiery coral]

[tawny glacier]

Just literally because I heard these things are amazing but Im like bruhh these are 25 bucks

[fiery coral]

I'd send my pic in gear so you'd see what I look like but im embarassed because of the quality @jagged field

[lusty socket]

just DM

[tawny glacier]

Yeah sure its the quality thats embarrassing you

Uhuh

[fiery coral]

Ye

I dont care about my shitface

[odd saddle]

tfw ur more embarrassed of ur photo quality rather than your looks

You are a man of steel

[lusty socket]

hm

i think im gonna go buy another mosin

[fiery coral]

Its not that I look cool I just dont give a shit

I think im gonna ingest more caffeine

[lusty socket]

i have a headache

but im gonna go get some more coffee soon

[tawny glacier]

The fuck are you having caffeine for this late Kiry

That's bad form

[odd saddle]

Korgi

[fiery coral]

I like cola

[odd saddle]

Did you order like headphones or a headset

[tawny glacier]

Oh. Nevermind, that's barely any

Sugar bad though

I ordered a pair of Koss KPH30i's

[odd saddle]

Like earbuds or like overear headset

[fiery coral]

Like I care about sugar

[jagged field]

if silver would teach me french I could write to the hot french girls on tinder

[tawny glacier]

I have a pair of AKG Y50's as my outdoors headphones (cheap backup) and V-Moda Crossfade M100's for actual music and gaming in the house

[fiery coral]

I plan on killing myself near 50's unless I manage to achieve something

[tawny glacier]

But I heard the KPH30i's are amazing sound quality for the price

[jagged field]

doesn't sound like a bad idea

[fiery coral]

Its an idea okay

[odd saddle]

Suicide is a huge sin otherwise I would too

[tawny glacier]

Figured would be worth a shot for 25€ since I have no other open backs and dont want to invest in expensive open-backs before I know if I like the soundscape of them (since I really dig the from-inside-your-skull-vibes you get with closed cans and a lot of bass)

[fiery coral]

Idk if I will but can plan duh

[tawny glacier]

Also stop talking about suicide you sad depressing fucks

[jagged field]

but what would be an achievement worth enough to keep living

[fiery coral]

Hmm i dont know

[jagged field]

also eww luka is religious

[fiery coral]

Maybe I will see

[tawny glacier]

By the time you're like 30 at least you'll actually have some life experience and realize you don't wanna die cuz life ain't as shit as you think it is

[odd saddle]

@tawny glacier Yes thank you for the kind words of encouragement. I am sure to keep living now

[tawny glacier]

Don't fuck it up for the future just because you're stupid now

[fiery coral]

Maybe

[tawny glacier]

Like sure drink soda and smoke cigs but like, dont just do dumb shit with reckless abandon cuz' "doesnt matter"

[fiery coral]

I really like the concept of euthanasia or whatever its in eng dying because of a disease seems wack

[odd saddle]

@jagged field And ur an atheist?

[jagged field]

yes

[tawny glacier]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that religion falls under the no politics rule

Just because shit tends to get awry real quick

[jagged field]

hmm

no u

[fiery coral]

History is also politics

[tawny glacier]

Excuse me Chris I dont go awry it's my default state

[odd saddle]

History is history

It happened

[jagged field]

history bad

[fiery coral]

And also

Smokes are shit

[odd saddle]

You can't deny something

[fiery coral]

Lol

[odd saddle]

That was documented

Ffs

[fiery coral]

Smokes ?

I mean

Smoking

Yes

[jagged field]

tell that the holocaust deniers

[fiery coral]

Hol' up

[odd saddle]

Or Turks denying Armenian genocide

[fiery coral]

Hey guys

Maybe not

[tawny glacier]

Luka lol, politics are real too. It's just a topic that doesn't lead to good conversation on a public forum with people from varying backgrounds

[odd saddle]

Can confirm

[jagged field]

turkish nationalists be like

There wasn't a genocide
The armenians deserved it

yeet

[tawny glacier]

History is great, but you have to discuss it in a way that's not prone to sparking political arguments -- a lot of modern worldviews are built on the past and as such are heavily linked

[fiery coral]

Korgi trying to moralize us smh

[odd saddle]

That's hard

Being objective

Is hard

[jagged field]

winter war

reee

[odd saddle]

@hazy mantle APOLOGISE TO THE FINNISH

[fiery coral]

Thats

[jagged field]

[fiery coral]

Not a tactical move

[tawny glacier]

[fiery coral]

I would call this manouver suicide

[odd saddle]

No it's a inside joke between me and Erwin it's okay

[jagged field]

i once got a warning from Silver for pinging him and saying he should write Yeet

[fiery coral]

I meant that you wrote before

*what

[odd saddle]

I once got a warning for calling GTB dad

[fiery coral]

Also am i like

[jagged field]

I know

@news

kappa

[fiery coral]

The only person.that hates coffee

[odd saddle]

No

Me 2

[jagged field]

samr

drank once, was shit

someone bring me alcohol

[tawny glacier]

Coffee plain is horrible

I love a good mocha

[odd saddle]

Espresso is the only thing I could ever drink

[tawny glacier]

My coffee taste is very white girl

The best thing about coffee is the smell

[jagged field]

i hate all types of coffee

[fiery coral]

^

I like some tea's

But coffee

Ya boi nae

[odd saddle]

Tea is hella good

[tawny glacier]

I used to hate coffee back in school, my mouth was adjusted to stupidly sweet shit like soda and my tastebuds were out of whack

[odd saddle]

I'm all about tea

[jagged field]

fookin british

[odd saddle]

Mint tea best

[tawny glacier]

Coffee tasted awful because it was a little bitter

[fiery coral]

I dunno

I hate its smell

[tawny glacier]

When I cut my sugar intake a lot my mouth was like "Holy shit theres flavors in these things?" for several stuff

[fiery coral]

And overall taste

[jagged field]

i like bitter stuff
but no to coffee

[fiery coral]

Even sweet coffee is shit

[tawny glacier]

Coffee, some vegs, some alcohols etc

But yeah coffee isnt some universally good produce, Im not surprised some ppl dont like it ever

[fiery coral]

Eyy alcohol is nice

Some

Is

[tawny glacier]

I like both coffee and tea, although hot chocolate is my favorite

[odd saddle]

I like bitter too but coffe is something I'd imagine being equal taste to charcoal

[fiery coral]

I mean

[tawny glacier]

My absolute fav comfy drink is hot chocolate with just a tiny amount of coffee in it, and little to no sugar

[fiery coral]

I have eaten worse things than most people

Including drinking industrial alcohol

Like you know

That pink one

Or whatever its colored in your country

[tawny glacier]

Just 50/50 water and full fat milk, with 3 scoops of cocoa powder, and 1 teaspoon of instant coffee, and maybe 1 sugar cube if the cocoa powder is unsweetened

Is amazing

[jagged field]

I dont think you're supposed to drink that

[tawny glacier]

And jeez. Here that shit makes you blind

[odd saddle]

Me neither

[tawny glacier]

Its denatured for a reason

[fiery coral]

You are not and no it doesnt

It used to have methanol

It doesnt anymore

Atleast here

Im not THAT stupid

[tawny glacier]

Oh. I dont drink it enough to know, so Ill trust your judgment

[odd saddle]

AK-48 btw lmao

[fiery coral]

I can tell you one thing

[odd saddle]

I fuckin died

[jagged field]

last time i had alcohol was on new years

[fiery coral]

Its the most bitter thing on earth

[odd saddle]

@jagged field what

Alcohol

Last

On NY?

[tawny glacier]

Also Luka coffee tastes nothing like charcoal

[jagged field]

got 30 mins i dont remember anything except meeting 2 police men

[fiery coral]

Ye

Charcoal tastes

[odd saddle]

@tawny glacier have u tried charcoal?

[fiery coral]

Like wood

Basicaly

I HAVE

[odd saddle]

Kiry

U are

One weird poland man

[tawny glacier]

Charcoal doesnt taste good

Ive ate it on accident on several occasions

[fiery coral]

I also ate LiCl

[odd saddle]

Okay how does it happen

Multiple

Fucking times

[fiery coral]

Its the funniest salt ever

[tawny glacier]

By being camping and cooking something on a campfire

[fiery coral]

It super oily and salty

[tawny glacier]

And then either dropping said item into campfire and picking it out

[fiery coral]

*its

And also

It burns red

[tawny glacier]

Or like making soup or something and having like burnt wood chip stuck to your sleeve or something when you stir

And then it falls into the soup and you eat it

[odd saddle]

Fires btw. Reminds me of when I was literally a pyromaniac

[fiery coral]

UwU

[jagged field]

[tawny glacier]

Charcoal isnt even bad for you btw lol

[fiery coral]

Ahh

[tawny glacier]

It just tastes like bleh

[fiery coral]

I remember the times

[jagged field]

when i was 11 or so me and a friend burned down a churches trashcan

[fiery coral]

When I made blue green and red fire

But with pure chemicals

[jagged field]

nice

[tawny glacier]

I used to melt the faces off of some plastic figurines with a spyglass on church property when I was little

[odd saddle]

I once half burned my freezer because I wanted to watch the ice melt

[fiery coral]

[jagged field]

bruh

[odd saddle]

Favourite activity was watching shit burn

[fiery coral]

Dude

[odd saddle]

Not actual shit

[fiery coral]

I once almost burned my hand with HCl

Fun

[odd saddle]

But like items

[fiery coral]

And also directly sniffed amonia

Which you arent supposed to do

Its awful

[tawny glacier]

Ammonia smells so fucking strong, my nose shut itself closed for like 20 seconds

[fiery coral]

Ikr

[tawny glacier]

Nostrils just went like ZZZIP NOPE

[fiery coral]

I produced some

[jagged field]

i dont think i ever did some shit with chemicals

[odd saddle]

I almost blew up my hand once with a class 2 firecracker (basically miniature dynamite).

I stuffed into a fat cardboard tube and held the tube at the bottom. Luckily it was just above my hand the explosion

[fiery coral]

I might one day make the ultimate smoke bomb

[jagged field]

except when you count cocaine as chemicals

[tawny glacier]

I got shot with a thunder king on new year's once by an idiot friend

[fiery coral]

Ammonia+HCl produces thick fog

And it smells like mix of both

Aka awful

[tawny glacier]

My jacket burned a face sized hole in it instantly and melted into my sweater

[odd saddle]

Also I burnt several RC cars by plugging the wires directly into an outlet

I liked dismantling stuff

[fiery coral]

I would like a polygon

[jagged field]

on new years, when I was drunk, i was smoking cuz retarded and only smoke when drunk apparently, and burned some big hole into my jacket with one
was nice

[tawny glacier]

Jeez. I like tinkering with crap but do you guys like, have no safety protocols you use

[fiery coral]

So I could make some fun stuff like thermite chargee

[odd saddle]

Favourite show was mythbusters at the time btw may I add

[fiery coral]

My dad had a chance to fuck around with thermite grenades

Fun toys lol

[jagged field]

good you didn't watch MacGyver and tried building bombs or something

[fiery coral]

I mean

[tawny glacier]

@jagged field Reminds me that an ex of mine had a scar on his chest because someone bet him 5€ to put out a cigarette on it

[odd saddle]

I had deodorant blow up in my hand cause I did one of those improvised flamethrowers lul

[jagged field]

nice

[tawny glacier]

When asked about it he was just quiet for a moment and went "..5 bucks though"

[fiery coral]

Hmm nice

[jagged field]

korgi and luka

nice for both of you

[fiery coral]

I always get away with shit

Thoo

[odd saddle]

Thanks

[fiery coral]

I have safety protocols

[odd saddle]

Lmao

[tawny glacier]

Something with men and trying to self-destruct regularly smh tbh ngl

[fiery coral]

I just know chem enough to not die

[odd saddle]

My only safety is luck

[fiery coral]

Like drinking denaturated alcohol

[jagged field]

i dont know anything about chemistry, id probably die doing the stuff you do

[fiery coral]

Its harmless just awful

[jagged field]

not that that's a bad thing

[fiery coral]

I wanted to try to get rid of the after taste

Because jeez

The denaturate bitternes sticks to your tongue

Like literally

[odd saddle]

Just get drunk enough to not feel the aftertaste

[fiery coral]

You cannot get rid of it with any food or drink

[jagged field]

time to stick a metal fork into a power supply, BRB

[fiery coral]

Well

Bye

[odd saddle]

Nah he'll be back

[fiery coral]

I also one day need to try to make umm whats it called

[odd saddle]

He's too stupid to even do that properly

[fiery coral]

Chloroform ?

Idk what its called in.eng

[tawny glacier]

Whatever you do, never fuck with gases indoors

[fiery coral]

Gases ?

[odd saddle]

Gas

[tawny glacier]

We had a guy in our high scholl class die from dumping bleach into some other household product

[fiery coral]

Its a liquid

Ohh

[jagged field]

bruh

[fiery coral]

Chlorine compounds

[tawny glacier]

It produced some gas compound that filled his bathroom and he died of poisoning

[fiery coral]

Ye chlorine 101

[odd saddle]

Can I get the recipe DMd thanks?

[fiery coral]

He mixed bleach with something that had H2SO4 in it

[jagged field]

ah, school stories
had some guy in kindergarden that fell down off a desk and crushed his mouth on the floor, had like 3 teeth left after

[fiery coral]

Most likely

Thats why there is a warning

On cleaning agents

Do not mix

[tawny glacier]

We had one emo girl get pregnant in 9th grade and then jump off the school roof but she survived and got sent to an asylum 😬

[odd saddle]

My school had a dude that managed to poke a 5 cm spike through the top of his skull on a rusty metal fence. He lived thankfully

[fiery coral]

Yikes

I mean

[jagged field]

pregnant

my best friend impregnated his GF a few weeks ago and hes a week younger than me
yikes

[fiery coral]

My friend just casually broke.his knee while GOALKEEPING

He was just walking

[odd saddle]

Dude

[fiery coral]

And it bust open his knee

[tawny glacier]

I've never in my life broken anything but a finger once and that was just a hair fracture

[odd saddle]

I broke my knee

While standing

[fiery coral]

The whole bone went out and shit

[odd saddle]

FUCKING STANDING

I broke my knee

[jagged field]

i broke my leg once when i fell off a tree

[fiery coral]

Was it open tho

[tawny glacier]

I guess I'm just lucky as fuck, or I'm very careful or something

[odd saddle]

No

[fiery coral]

Cause this dude

Had his bone sticking out of the knee

[odd saddle]

But it literally did a 90 degree turn or some shit I felt like I was gonna die from pain

[tawny glacier]

Done HEMA and shit and taekwondo but never ever had a fracture or anything else serious

Knocks on wood

[fiery coral]

I twisted my knee 3 times and will do that again

Once you break/twist your knee

You can be sure it will happen.again

[odd saddle]

My left knee is still fucky to this day

[fiery coral]

Same

[tawny glacier]

I used to tear the ligaments of my knee repeatedly as a kid

[fiery coral]

And its left aswell

Who hasnt ?

[odd saddle]

My knees are generally weak for some reason idk

[tawny glacier]

I'd be running and suddenly I'd come down on a heel step and my knee would bend and make a clunk backwards the wrong way

[jagged field]

bruh, when i fell off that tree and broke my leg i wss pretty sure I'd die cuz it was inside a forest

was nice because after like 5 mins someone came past me

[tawny glacier]

And it'd reposition itself almost instantly, but be super fucking sore for weeks

[fiery coral]

Ye basicaly what I had

Like

[odd saddle]

I once walked through a middle of a gang shooting

Didn't even realise it

[fiery coral]

My knee twisted left I positioned it back but a part of the bone broke out

[odd saddle]

Went to school normally

[fiery coral]

And it began to swell

So I had surgery

[jagged field]

@odd saddle bruh

[fiery coral]

And then twisted it 2 times again

But with no surgery this time

It just hurt

[jagged field]

how don't you notice a gang shooting around you

[odd saddle]

@jagged field literally, I was like "eh must be a wedding"

[jagged field]

bruh

[fiery coral]

[odd saddle]

No I'm serious

[jagged field]

Serbia is weird

[odd saddle]

People just full auto guns in the air when it's weddings

[fiery coral]

I am actually astonished by the fact no one has ever attacked me

This town is a gopnik central

[tawny glacier]

Same, but not because gopnik central but because I like going on walks alone at night

[odd saddle]

Dude

[fiery coral]

Ohh actually nah

[jagged field]

got told by a friend that was in Kosovo at new year that his uncles neighbor did that cuz apparently cheaper than fireworks

[fiery coral]

I got attacked when I was 11

But the 'attackers' were 13 and I wasnt small

So I pushed them a bit and walked away

[odd saddle]

I was up from 21:00 to 07:00 in the town with a few friends when it was my prom this summer lmao. Literally nothing went wrong

[fiery coral]

Also carbide canons @jagged field

[odd saddle]

It was like me and a few guys. In the end it was me and one guy that actually lasted till the first bar opened

[fiery coral]

But thats croatian I think

If you have ever seen.the ancient slav weapon

Thats that

[jagged field]

luka taking about his town, maybe there's some slut that wants to be his GF

[fiery coral]

I mean

Slut gf isnt a true gf

[odd saddle]

Nah I'll have better luck in the new town I move too

[fiery coral]

A girlfriend is someone who you care for and who cares for you

[odd saddle]

It's actually the closest reassemblence to a city the new one

[fiery coral]

Not just a fuck toy

[jagged field]

doubt

both my exes are slavs
they scared me

[fiery coral]

Y

[odd saddle]

I'd attempt to contribute to this topic now but I have 0 experience in thy field

[fiery coral]

Whats scary about us :(

Im a friendly neckbeard I give strong hugs

[jagged field]

idk

friendly, but weirdos

[odd saddle]

What exactly

Specify something weird

[jagged field]

hmm

idk

[odd saddle]

Don't use me as an example tho I am a special cause and no medicine can cure me

[fiery coral]

Understandable have a nice Day

Barbiturans cure anything

Jk

Idfk what they are called in english

[odd saddle]

Rakija cures everything

[jagged field]

yes, like Luka

that's a good example

[odd saddle]

Fuck you Chris

[fiery coral]

If i'll ever be somewhere around we'll drink that @odd saddle

[odd saddle]

I still remember the leg incident you bastard

[jagged field]

lmao

[odd saddle]

@fiery coral Will do mate

[jagged field]

if i ever go to murica I'll harass shoot

[fiery coral]

Lmao

[odd saddle]

Bruh If I ever go to Murica it won't be tourism

[fiery coral]

Shoot bad

[jagged field]

also at some point i wanna go to Kaliningrad cuz why not

yeet

[tawny glacier]

If I ever go to the USA it'll be in a landing craft

[odd saddle]

I wanna go to Moscow and St. Petersburg

@tawny glacier exactly

[fiery coral]

@jagged field im just 100km away :3

[odd saddle]

But I'd prefer parachuting in

Cuz VDV

[jagged field]

im like 1000

[fiery coral]

I actually have school.trips there

Just realised

[jagged field]

when i was bored i googled what to do for a visa
easy af, so why not

[fiery coral]

And to germany too but I dont like going abroad alone

Visa=pay

[jagged field]

nope

not for Kaliningrad

[fiery coral]

You can buy visas here lele

[jagged field]

but only that

[fiery coral]

To russia and belarus

[jagged field]

hm

[odd saddle]

We don't need a Visa for Russia tho

[jagged field]

but i only wanna go Kaliningrad

and thats free

[fiery coral]

We do

We need visa for russia AND US

Terrible deal

[jagged field]

everyone does for the US

or not? Idk

[odd saddle]

I honestly wish my country reverted back to days of Njegos or King Nikola

Not that any of you would probably recognise who tf that

[fiery coral]

I doubt that @jagged field

Since it has been said many times that 'there is a possibility of removing visas for polish citizens'

[jagged field]

how about we just get a Kaiser again, ez

[fiery coral]

And I doubt we would be the first on.the planet lmao

[odd saddle]

Bismarck was Serbian btw

[fiery coral]

I mean

Our kings werent polish only

We even had a french king

[jagged field]

Mexico once had an austrian emperor btw

[fiery coral]

Who... ran from the country

[odd saddle]

Believe it or not there is a group of people that unironically believe in that, that Bismarck was a Serb by some weird family tree

[fiery coral]

You know whats funny

[jagged field]

i know a romanian that wants Austria-Hungary to exist again

[fiery coral]

That we had a french king who abandoned the country because his wife candidate was so ugly lmfao

[jagged field]

nice

[fiery coral]

Just google anna jagielonka she was awful

Brr

[odd saddle]

We had some rando basically represent himself as the missing tsar from Russia and he was king here for a few years

[jagged field]

just give us back the borders of 1939, ez

[odd saddle]

Russians thought he was real too lmao

[smoky grotto]

imma just ride the wraith 😎

[fiery coral]

Lmao same @odd saddle