It's a thing
#general-chat
hollow granite
odd saddle
Okay.... We don't have this here
hollow granite
Lemme go get some brake cleaner (I kid. I'll get toilet paper)
Ask at a hardware store
barren hinge
you guys don't have cans of compressed air?
odd saddle
I'd know by now
deft sierra
Its freon gas in a can
odd saddle
No
deft sierra
Not like oxygen
barren hinge
can you get them online
odd saddle
Perhaps but I honestly don't feel like paying tax and shipping
hollow granite
I gave some tiny love to it with tissue paper
hollow granite
Gonna get it Standing up and plugged in again
Hopefully it's all ok
barren hinge
i just have a hard time believing you cant get a can of compressed air, that shit is such a standard cleaning tool
hollow granite
It's fine
odd saddle
Everyone just uses air compressors here lmao. Last time I went to a hardware shop with my old PC to get it dusted and shit and dude just pulled up an air compressor
deft sierra
Then change the .com to .ca
hollow granite
I got literally everything for this PC all on Neeegg
deft sierra
Amazon is flexible
odd saddle
laughs in Amazon not delivering to my country
deft sierra
My Canadian friend, newegg doesn't ship to his part of Canada
odd saddle
laughs in basically nobody delivering
deft sierra
I bought a PC case with dust filters. Wipe them off about once every 2 months and the inside is fine
In Russia nobody delivers to you, you deliver to you
odd saddle
Yes but they have their own amazon wannabe sites
And those deliver to most places inside Russia
hollow granite
Oookay!
It's up and running and the GPU isn't about to fucking snap at the fingers
hollow granite
I have no clue, apparently I don't share a server with them.
odd saddle
Ew lol
deft sierra
I can't stand league
hollow granite
Aha!
I checked DM history like a smart person!
deft sierra
barren hinge
i think i played lol for like 3 matches and fucking hatted it
hollow granite
We only spoke briefly. I think we met on some MLP or furry server.
hollow granite
I tried it
odd saddle
Fucking furries god damn it
deft sierra
Idk if its because I sucked or found it incredibly boring
hollow granite
I... Kinda liked it, but prefer HotS
barren hinge
honestly, i just hate that the match takes so fucking long and its all over because someone screwed it up
hollow granite
HotS is... Less of a grind during a given game.
More engagement, choices, team play
barren hinge
just so fucking frusterateing
odd saddle
Why is this place literally swarming from weebs and furries.... Honestly at this point I'll accept the weebs but why soo many god damn furries
deft sierra
Because internet
odd saddle
oof
hollow granite
I mean.
I'm a bug-horse.
Does that even count as furry anymore?
hollow granite
What if I identify as an attack helicopter?
odd saddle
I don't dress up as pepe the fucking frog irl
deft sierra
@odd saddle After our countries 💩 on eachother the internet will normalize
hollow granite
I don't dress up as a bug-horse IRL
deft sierra
I dunno if I will live to see it
hollow granite
Getting a bug-horse suit made would be hella expensive
And kinda over the top
odd saddle
Ding dong ur opinion is wrong
hollow granite
It probably is
I think crazy things
Like how American states should fuck off with banning "high capacity" magazines
hollow granite
How would anyone try to call NPC weeb/furry?
odd saddle
They wouldn't say
High capacity magazines
No no
They'd say
High capacity clips
@hollow granite I've seen it happen
hollow granite
I mean
Want a "common sense" measure? Ban >2 stack, and drums.
hollow granite
You and your hecking
Saiga drum mags
Just get a fucking
Belt fed shotgun or some shit
odd saddle
You and your hecking bug horse
hollow granite
I'll heck you up good
odd saddle
Moth horse
hollow granite
Soundsaboutright
odd saddle
No
odd saddle
How many people has a suppressor killed
hollow granite
I mean
fiery coral
Suppresor cant kill its just a can
hollow granite
I imagine at see point, at some time
odd saddle
Bayonet deadliest attachment*
hollow granite
Someone managed to land a fatal shot as a result of the reduced muzzle flash
fiery coral
@hollow granite if anything a human holding a gun that had a suppresor equipped killed not a suppresor
Lol
Sentient guns when
hollow granite
I mean
Same argument, but with M249s
M249s don't kill, people do
Ban people, not guns
fiery coral
Many tings
hollow granite
But suppressors don't make guns deadlier?
Congress doesn't need to know that
odd saddle
"not supporting banning guns just asking stuff"
fiery coral
I mean there are some ridicolous ban cases
hollow granite
We use our own bodies to kill more than we use rifles.
fiery coral
Like shurikens in many countries
I can throw a fucking wrench at you and you'll die lol
I dont need no pointy stars
digital jetty
balisong-butterfly knives
hollow granite
I mean
Before Congress got some expert testemony
They where going to call any semi or fully auto that can hold >12 rounds a machinegun
fiery coral
These are also banned ?
odd saddle
Ban wrenches
digital jetty
because people cut themselves and need assistance
odd saddle
Ban butter knives
hollow granite
So, ya know, most handguns
digital jetty
in some countries yes, balisongs are banned
odd saddle
Ban scarfs
digital jetty
i have one tho
odd saddle
Ban suicide
hollow granite
Ban people
No more murder with this one wired trick NOT CLICKBAIT
fiery coral
odd saddle
Because fuck it
fiery coral
Ban world
odd saddle
Ban existence
hollow granite
Dude it's 3 am
hollow granite
@fiery coral
Give Luka forced nap time plz
hollow granite
Well I'ma go sleep
Have a blyatiful day
odd saddle
proceeds to pass out while screeching at scavs
odd saddle
U woke up?
fiery coral
Yes
odd saddle
I didn't even sleep
fiery coral
At 1am
jagged field
go sleep luka
odd saddle
@jagged field no
smoky grotto
anyone here like the division 2?
odd saddle
@proven saffron Here. I found some target practice for you
fiery coral
someone spams
Cassius: I sleep
luka:exists
Cassius: 
Also this is a joke if someone cannot tell
jagged field
no jokes in germany
royal current
jagged field
what is fun
graceful ridge
past smelt
tame dune
Nice.
vital idol
jagged field
guess you deserve it then
glacial ore
@jagged field i havent played in 2 weeks and i randomly got an email saying my account is block, how do i deserve it?
grizzled cosmos
@glacial ore
Have you been letting a friend use your account?
glacial ore
@grizzled cosmos a while ago my friend used my account to try the game but thats it
terse hinge
grizzled cosmos
That's agaisnt TOS, and breaches of TOS get a ban.
glacial ore
permanently?
grizzled cosmos
Afaik.
glacial ore
thats fkn insane
and it was months ago so thats just weird
can I just buy it again?
grizzled cosmos
Everything is manually investigated, so it likely just took time.
timid pebble
so should i have not dropped all my items
map ended short
i thought it was a bug and not server maintenence so i dropped al;l my stuff
with insurance get it backl?
icy idol
thats bullshit just by letting a friend play
timid pebble
will
solar merlin
so.. BattleEye is coming for us now?
icy idol
all videogame company's are about any more is $$$ and if they can find a way to crew you over they will
kinda like the goverment
hollow oasis
those any one know a guy call Quobble
icy idol
wait so will i be banned for moving and playing on new ip?
oh your account was use on a diffrent ip with diffrent pc looks like yowasted 100 bucks hahahah
vocal folio
Uh no. I’ve played on all three of my pc’s If that’s what you’re worried about
icy idol
then he should have not been banned bc how do the devs know ..he could have been the one playing at a friends house....
pliant root
anybody hear have a tarkov name of Quobble , or knows this this guy please dm me
icy idol
hookah time
grizzled cosmos
It's also the duty of the customer to follow the rules of a online game, and it's the customers fault for not acknowledging them.
icy idol
got to love that hidden tos
icy idol
okay im sorry its not just fine print
poeple wanna play a game not spend 20 mins reading it
but its their
thick seal
Anyone got a download link for - Timesplitters Future Perfect on PS2 or Gamecube?
icy idol
i can get it
thick seal
That would be mega if you could, struggling to find ISO for it
icy idol
pm me
thick seal
Gotcha
smoky grotto
soon.... there will be no hackers in tarkov and the game can confidently go back to their original title "Escape from Tarkov", instead of the present title "Esacape from Hacks"... MUHAHAHAHAAAA
stuck coral
I can't wait to see how many YouTube/ twitch streamers game play changes
hearty quail
flat schooner
is eft back upp?
small geode
no
jagged field
hired ops is weird
lunar moss
so guys can any1 else start the game?
latent trench
@lunar moss turn reshade off
lunar moss
😦
wild merlin
#howto
vocal folio
Full reinstall is the easiest. Or reverse what you did to instal trashshade
vocal folio
Not gray but okay
rotund oyster
guess I will use nvidia settings then
ionic zealot
So I guess if I log into Tarkov with Reshade on I'm getting my EFD $150.00 account terminated?
If so...
GG 👌
Guess it's time to find a new game. 
bold trellis
Reshade isnt meant to be blocked
Delete reshade opengl32.dll or install older version of reshade.
@ionic zealot
grizzled cosmos
visual barn
Just got the ammo case from Marked Room in 3 story
Can someone check the odds on that
olive garden
yeah i found a fucking weapons case AND DIDNT HAVE A BACKPACK
jagged field
@odd saddle download hired ops
violet vigil
haha imagine running hatchling
olive garden
hmmm
violet vigil
hmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ionic zealot
@bold trellis Reshade isn't a bannable thing?
fallow tiger
So if battle eye was added today when is the .12 wipe?
jagged field
noone knows
serene scroll
Check #eft-announcements @fallow tiger if it's not there there is no news
ionic zealot
I have and it still refuses to work.
sturdy shale
yp anyone wanna group. looking for 2-3 man with some experience and can stick together not get in and go off all rambo
odd saddle
@jagged field tomorrow
glass gyro
Is reshade banned now?
prisma lantern
lusty socket
ok @bronze walrus
so i think
if we linked search pokimane
or belle delphine, if your feeling dirty
we should be able to gain access to a patreon to gain gamer girl pee
bronze walrus
Maybe, maybe..
sonic oxide
!wipe
ember ocean
I dont have reshade and my game wont launch
pulsar snow
Who wanna duo or trio labs or shoreline?
halcyon latch
Any tech knowledgeable people about?
I gots a question about Steam
I'll post it either way someone may know:
I wanna get the DLC for Fallout 4 and already have the regular game installed. The DLC packs are like £13 each or I can buy the GOTY EDITION and it comes with them all for just £10, will steam be able to use the files from one or will it need a fresh install and also will my saves be transferrable or no? TIA 😘
azure totem
@bold trellis what should you do when you get this error? "Game launcher error, Access is denied"
tiny rain
my game wouldnt launch, removed reshade and now it launches. welcome back blurry ass black and white game i guess
even the fucking menu makes me feel like i have cataracts
lunar moss
so after the the BattEye was installed i cant go in to a raid and just shoot 60rounders of
gives my connection lost every time
tiny rain
ouch
i guess we should expect issues for a little while
its a beta and this is a new component to that
lunar moss
i legit need 5 more lvls
and its elite but what ever
i cant even do this in labs as well as my gun glitches out
azure totem
nope
bold trellis
mystic wasp
Just lost a keycard because I entered in at the end of a lab raid. Literally didn’t even get boots on the ground. Anyone else experience this?
heavy obsidian
LABS
low wedge
I wanted to know the in-game time @mystic wasp
fallow otter
GIVE 0.12
spare void
pastel kindle
im stuck on matchmaking in EU for 20 mins?
vocal folio
........why do people still sit in matching for 2+ minutes without trying again
mental swallow
Creeper
pastel kindle
ive tried 10 times it's fucked! Is any1 else getting matchmaking times like this on eu??
vocal folio
add another server, change to not a dead one
pastel kindle
its on auto and i've never had this problem?
sly isle
Volunteering as a medical first responder. Should be fun
finite juniper
Hey i'm new to Tarov. Just looking for anyone who wants to squad up and what not. I'm a DayZ "vet" if that means anything lol been playing for years 😂
If anyone is interested just pm me or hmu thanks.
tawny glacier
I can play Bloodborne while fucking around in my Tarkov stash now
Set up PS4 and shit at the same desk
bold thunder
smoky grotto
Those aren't combat roles
Try again
So @bold thunder I am currently speaking to a man who has served as a contract soldier in the Russian Armed Forces
leaden jasper
when is the wipe gonna hit?
low wedge
top 10 question humanity still has to answer
vagrant ingot
leaden jasper
aight
jagged cliff
oof
jagged cliff
I am about to climb a reactor
bold trellis
For some reason my rpg is bugged
bold trellis
my rpg just shoots the ground in front of me
bold trellis
killing me
bold trellis
also fk the ai disabled bug
jagged cliff
10/10
turned a corner and the loading got me stuck in geometry
I need 9mm ammo
shit
I dont even know the teleporter puzzle combo but i just did it in one go
dont ask me how
bold trellis
How
jagged cliff
I jumped a bit
I didnt even look up to see if the teleporters and platforms aligned or anything
bold trellis
Mad lad
jagged cliff
Normally a fall a shitton and get frustrated
10/10 becoming a streamer now
hmm yes a long jump
Please practice in crouch jumping
bold trellis
Long jump is lit
jagged cliff
comes another
acoustic zodiac
"3rd person character animations overhaul and optimization - done." Wuuuuuuuuuuut tf is this. Im really hoping BSG isnt about to ruin a great game by adding a 3rd person cheat-peak-around-corners mechanic.
jagged cliff
That was Gonarchs lair again
I forgot how short the Xen sections are
The 3rd person animations
acoustic zodiac
Someone tell me im not gonna have to find a new shooter...
jagged cliff
They are the animations others see
acoustic zodiac
oh thank the good gods
acoustic zodiac
turok, 1998?
jagged cliff
Nah its Call of Duty Black Ops 4 leaked campaign
bold trellis
http://prntscr.com/ot75uf @jagged cliff
jagged cliff
no spoileru
bold trellis
I wont
just know
Oh my god
@jagged cliff Can I send 1 sreen shot
because pretty
jagged cliff
sure
vocal folio
No
jagged cliff
also i just killed a controller with a func_train
bold trellis
jagged cliff
Ah thats hot
bold trellis
T his is actually amazing tho
jagged cliff
This is the source engine
jagged field
gay
jagged cliff
somehow
bold trellis
You gotta play this
twin terrace
is that black mesa or the original half life?
i havent been following if they finished xen or not
twin terrace
lmao
twin terrace
is it done in black mesa? or no
twin terrace
ah okay
theyre taking their sweet ass time
i played it last year and im still waiting for the xen chapters
jagged cliff
I only just now realized theres scientist voice lines being played
close to the portal
twin terrace
oh wow
jagged cliff
Nothing a Silenced MP5 with a grenade launcher that sounds like an machine gun cant fix
dire trellis
is Ap 6.3 better than luger cci?
dire trellis
on pen
dire trellis
ok thanks
odd saddle
Luger cci isn't pen ammo at all
It's flesh damage ammo
It's the opposite of ap ammo
smoky grotto
just came by to say that after a 3 month quit after hacker infestation my love for the game has come back
thank you BSG
luv you
graceful basin
@cold swan hmu when you get there
i'll treat you to some bagged choco
with a straw
graceful basin
that's pretty much me coming to you
graceful basin
🤔
cold swan
I don't drive lul.
cold swan
Plus I'm gonna be trying to find a house.
graceful basin
we'll see
cold swan
I gotta get somewhere to live. Can't mooch forever.
graceful basin
once you get here in bagged milkland
silk trail
@fickle crow You disable direct messages?
silk trail
and you don't show up in the player list
silk trail
"offline"
cold swan
I'm usually busy whenever I get a message.
I'm not at home often since I'm moving soon.
silk trail
Good luck with the move
silk trail
o.o
cold swan
I am indeed.
spare void
OwO
haughty raft
Creeper
lusty abyss
is the new Anticheat out yet?
jagged field
yes
lusty abyss
Heck yeah
fickle crow
oh disable pm finally works?
trim salmon
glass gyro
I keep getting server connection lost with my pmc but i dont get it with my scav and its only happened after the new update
how do i fix this
winged hearth
have you tried turning it off and on again
glass gyro
yes
winged hearth
I think its broken you should trash it
slow imp
hey, just dropping by to congratulate you on still going even though many had expected you to fail.
Well done and congratulations on achieving this.
have a nice day
@next grail Nikita is actually a Ukranian Konima
next grail
🤔
jagged field
but ukraine is russian
slow imp
mystic carbon
jagged field
what?
compact forge
"Worst Quest" more like "Clickbait BS", something being really challenging and difficult dosnt make it "the worst". and regardless of that quests are being reworked and videos go here #videos
slender flame
The worst quests are the customs and shoreline ones if you come into a patch late. Nothing but geared 5 mans to merc you lol.
somber cape
tawny glacier
Reeee I want to buy some milsurp clothing but nothing comes in sizes small enough
jagged field
oof
mental fossil
sup
jagged cliff
chrome iris
@mystic carbon hows what possible ?
vocal folio
military surplus
timber trout
i know
I was saying I got military surplus
XS-S
or check out
tons of surplus
im so tired of building guns D:
i just want the feature already
barren carbon
who ever took labs n dabs off your a disgrace to weed
gleaming dirge
i hate when i have too many guns to build
tawny glacier
@timber trout Thanks for the headsup but I live in Finland and am trying to get my hands on some Russian stuff
Sadly its all big lad size
timber trout
Russian Surplus shouldn't be to hard.
hearty jewel
download limit is 1mb any fix or is it some eft thing 😄
gleaming dirge
routing maybe
vale tiger
jagged field
disney = ISIS
thick seal
\
how come game times have been reduced? eg interchange was 60 minutes and now its only 35?
jagged field
they didn't get reduced
thick seal
how come it says it though
sinful glacier
is labs the sole map being played in EU? i've been doing punisher part 4 since tuesday but SL is empty. So far i've found 2 pmc's and a boy be going mad frustrated
stuck coral
Do the scavs seem to be lot harder and tougher to fight today after the update?
vocal folio
Scavs have 4 difficulty levels
stuck coral
Today they all have been difficult
unreal condor
WhAT daY Is thE 0.12 UPdaTE CoMening?
ionic mantle
ionic mantle
Wipe soon not soon pretty soon but not soon soon soon soon soon
rotund osprey
It comes when it comes.
unreal condor
o k k k k k k
rotund osprey
Not everything is always open to us.
rotund osprey
wdym by "wiaprs"?
ionic mantle
he got upside down kyebroard
bronze walrus
The wipers just started?
delicate bay
The wipe hasn’t started, you will be notified in #eft-announcements if any pre-wipe event/wipe/status update happens...
glacial finch
9mb update lmao
delicate bay
It’ll just be a technical update, nikita did state that before the wipe, there will be a large series of technical updates so the unity transition is as smooth as possible
proven saffron
tawny glacier
https://twitter.com/BotPeepee/status/1162612305516888064 @bold trellis 
hazy vigil
@hasty trellis ?
smoky grotto
So I'm trying to sell my headset and this dude offers me 6 different mice
Like why the fuck would I trade a headset for mice
smoky grotto
the animal
grizzled cosmos
Craigslist and Kajiji attract the most ... unique individuals.
vocal folio
Craigslist is how you make a dangerous friend
tame dune
People on craigslist are insane
grizzled cosmos
Craigslist is why I CC now.
simple nexus
anyone good with photo shop?
timber trout
Depends on what you want
timber trout
Ahhh
bold trellis
@simple nexus pm me if you want
naive parcel
@calm bramble
rude to leave player behind in the lab grop while there s empity place <<<<<<<<<<< im out of this group
quaint stag
@ember spire Do not name names.
ember spire
why? i wasn't accusing the guy of hacking lol
quaint stag
I didn't say don't accuse people of hacking, I said don't name names.
vocal folio
ember spire
yea, i read that. i'm trying to figure out the basis for your upset
quaint stag
Far from upset, but okay.
ember spire
the context is the definition of harmless...would you say "don't name names" to someone who answered a direct question of "what is your name in game?"
quaint stag
Every moderator on here will remove a post that calls out/ mention another player's name.
quaint stag
Are..
ember spire
i think its a language barrier issue
ember spire
i did. do you see my question about context
if a player asks "what is your in game name" is an answer allowed? or is answering a violation of your rules because context does not matter
i was not "calling out" a player by name.
thanks, i'm done
odd saddle
Okay sooo
My PC decided it would like to brick half of its drivers today soo I had to do a fresh install
Then the fresh install decided it wanted to freeze too
quaint stag
That's why you need to stop downloading hentai.
odd saddle
And then after like 3 restarts it went normally
@quaint stag No its because I updated Windows
Fucking Windows updates
odd saddle
Sooo I basically didn't play anything today and I rewatched the entirety of Girls Und Panzer but this time the dubbed version
odd saddle
Basically watched the entire series twice in 2 days
What's wrong with dubbed?
The voices actually fit the environment
Unlike the original one where they scream pretty much about everything
quaint stag
Does it actually
odd saddle
I think it does yeah
quaint stag
Most dubs fucking suck, imo.
sturdy shale
looking for a group to go woods. NA west coast
smoky grotto
hey
spare void
tawny glacier
How the hell do people drink so much soda
I got some Dr Pepper and it just tastes of cherry lab essence, molasses and sugar
bold trellis
Becausae they dont think about it and instead enjoy it
people who watch nutrition and health dont drink it
vocal folio
sweet tea best tea
delicate lagoon
where do you plug someones stream?
thorny flume
Guys I'm thinking of getting one of those simple PayPal credit cards from retail stores/postal stations
Any drawbacks to this? Like monthly fees or anything?
pure token
hello
im fairly new and i was wondering if anyone could help me with my stash
i need something to like help with space and storage
if anyone knows any items that are affordable for new players id appreicate it
fiery coral
@pure token lucky scav junkbox maybe
tawny glacier
Scav Junkbox takes all barter and quest items that arent consumable, equipable etc
fiery coral
Its 900k
tawny glacier
And keep bags inside other bags with something inside the empty slots left
And if you have rigs, put stuff in them to save more space too
Sell off any magazines or bad ammo or other stuff you can reliably get from traders or flea market at ok prices
Take magazines + pistol grip off of weapons to save space too
AK goes down to 1 high if you take out mag and sell it, and put the pistol grip somewhere
fiery coral
Just sell common things especially mags
Stack backpacks and sell backpacks that are bigger outside than inside
grizzled cosmos
tawny glacier
If we knew, wed tell you
steep lotus
tawny glacier
All we know is its been "soon" for quite a while
So probably more soon than less soon
:P
young axle
for real though anyone trying to get rid of an epsilon or anything bigger than a beta
remote granite
FIX THE FUCKING FRAME SKIPS AND STUTTERS
young axle
criiiiickets
grizzled cosmos
Their trying/get a better computer/get better internet/connect to a better server.
odd saddle
@thorny flume saiga drum mags
young lantern
got a mini cooler, so it goes to 70-75 no matter what. oc or not..
or mini mini, 2 fans, but radiator is a bit smaller than the big ones
but im thinking in general. like whats the oc most people get out that chip and memory
do not know that much about turing, not sure how it compares to pascal regarding how to oc it
split trail
im sure u can just google it
someone prob already wrote down the optimal oc
dont have a 2070 cant say
paper crown
teal ginkgo
I'm on an ASG camp until Friday
Thought it would be cool to actually see how it works and stuff
I've been given an AKS-74U(N) with a plastic handguard, pretty much everything else is made from metal
smoky grotto
Does anyone know how to upload videos on the following official tarkov forum site: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/?tab=comments#comment-1456105
bold trellis
@smoky grotto just link the video
smoky grotto
upload to YT and link i guess?
bold trellis
That works
smoky grotto
thx lol
tidal wind
Sitting in .12 waiting room for anyone who wants to talk about whatever
sturdy shale
looking for a group. Need to eliminate USEC pmc. NA WEST
copper inlet
@lofty pulsar trio echo
odd saddle
Gib wipe
grizzled cosmos
jagged field
26 August
pliant sluice
anybody going labs?
zinc cobalt
jagged field
no
grizzled cosmos
And there never will be.
native inlet
is their no trade chat anymore?
jagged field
there never was
vocal folio
never will be
native inlet
there was like a year ago i thought
native inlet
oh... wtf was i on XD
jagged field
LSD maybe
native inlet
sounds bout right
smoky grotto
guys go up with the LEDX Price seriously 700k ?
help me bring the ledx market go up to 900k again
paper maple
Good evening gentlemen, unfortunately I inform you that all the cheater programs for this game will be working again by the end of this week. Get ready for a new wave of people that will kill you with one shot across the map
vocal folio
I see tower killed you, I guess
Did someone get snipped on woods again after running out in the open
odd saddle
@vocal folio weebemup899
smoky grotto
just add something where u can see friends to the game will be nice
eternal sigil
any way to scale back the account lockdowns? I'm froze for a fkn hr bc tarkov keeps crashing today
restive sapphire
do you guys fold the toliet paper or ball up the paper
odd saddle
@restive sapphire when doing what
restive sapphire
wiping your self
tame dune
Yea wtf
restive sapphire
just asking cause i know some people that ball it up
restive sapphire
😡 🍤 no its about folding
grizzled cosmos
restive sapphire
grizzled cosmos
Well you don't use a lot of it.
mild wraith
latent trench
ready or not alpha is out and its fucking garbage
grizzled cosmos
I mean, isn't literally the first public playable verson?
fiery coral
with the ammount of hype people will bitch even if it would be called pre omega
grizzled cosmos
Fair.
You'd think people that basically live in the video-game space would have learned to temper their expectations.
Or is that too much to ask?
fiery coral
signing a legal agreement and breaking it
proven saffron
Thinking anything good will come out of Early Access games
grizzled cosmos
Those people confuse the shit out of me like
You got CoD, Battlefield, Quake, Unreal, Wolfenstein, etc, etc ... why the fuck you gotta stick your dick in other FPS.
Trust me, I know.
fiery coral
oof warthunder
slim hawk
So what are some of the changes? I've been on and off of Squad for a while so I'm not the most up to date
I know some of the more recent changes such as persistent ammo and
Dead dead is actually back
Recent changes based on how you were killed iirc
Based on the patch notes, they'll adjust it over time
But I think anything
.50 and above or a headshot
Should just put you with a 5 sec bleed out time like IEDs do
So you're dead
But at least it isn't just a sudden instant death where you might go dafuq
I do remember recently when I experienced the joys of getting a faceful of IED
It was unpleasant to say the least
proven saffron
@smoky grotto Are those entirely compliant with Discord ToS and our server rules?
grizzled cosmos
Slap Soldier of Fortune gore into Squad plox
😢
Lame.
I wanna see dudes gettin' blown into two pieces.
warm kestrel
HI
fathom magnet
hi
yes i want arty too
its already bad enough getting killed from god knows where and then arty
wait what are we talking about
proven saffron
@smoky grotto I wonder if the upper visor on the FastMT reflects or stands out. One tiny thing to mind when using sunglasses or the like
Ah then you‘re aware
smoky grotto
I am going to drive to drive my 1985 Ford Bronco through the front door of Costco’s at Mach 4 speed just for a large Diet Coke and a bag of tangerines
native otter
When someone gives you a gamma for free
native inlet
just killed a guy that had lvl 4 armor and a svds on factory with my scav vpr XD
odd sparrow
New to the server and new to tarkov i need friends v.v
placid delta
aAaAaAa
fathom magnet
lol
mystic mural
mega pp
smoky grotto
!wipe
severe thorn
hey, wich map do you guys reccomend to learn for better income? i only know customs
severe thorn
how do you even manage to kill them with an axe
severe thorn
i mean 1 shot to my torax and im dead,
humble snow
with a shotty, sure
severe thorn
but oh wel got nothing to lose anyway 😄
jagged field
^ pussy mode
slow orchid
slender flame
good to know people are cheating again. my squad just died before we could even spawn in
rapid robin
severe thorn
guys therapist lvl 2 sells 3x labs keycard for 45k ea
frozen vector
yep
jagged field
we know
grizzled cosmos
I'mma just sit here and count how many people come in and mention the keycard.
@jagged field
Wanna start taking bets on how many we'll see by days end?
jagged field
they already put it to 115k again
grizzled cosmos
Aw, Lame
bold trellis
Isnt labs under factory
grizzled cosmos
... isn't it under Streets?
tame dune
Its underground lol
fading belfry
You're underground
tame dune
Your mom is underground
fading belfry
Damn
north niche
hey peeps
north niche
is there anyway for getting a gamma case? i dont have 130 quid to spend on the game at the moment 😦
grizzled cosmos
Getting it from another player.
You can also get a Epsilon, which some people prefer over the gamma, from the Punisher Questline
pine plank
bois, you can buy 3 keycards for 48k from the rapist every reset now
odd saddle
desert coral
Trio looking for one more geared labs [Quad Bravo]
wide wyvern
anyone seen backpack market lately?
lusty socket
@desert coral might want to report to a moderator or whatever here on discord to make sure he is punished
desert coral
@lusty socket they cant do anything because i dont have a video
lusty socket
oh
desert coral
so i am making sure if anyone runs into him they just find out
lusty socket
damn
desert coral
yeah
grizzled cosmos
Pseudo, do you have a Nvidia card?
remote granite
is a new map confirmed for .12 or nah
quaint stag
@desert coral If we can't do anything about it, do not call him out.
remote granite
Isn't it good to call out TKers so we don't play with them?
quaint stag
As it can and in the past, has, started witchhunts, no.
Especially if you call them a piece of shit, Pseudo.
Don't do something like that again.
subtle cobalt
selling gamma for 5m rubils hmu
grizzled cosmos
Mill base is in .12
remote granite
I don’t know?
uncut prawn
Why did labs key cards drop down in price and now can buy 3 each?
blissful bison
yes
civic epoch
because wipe is getting closer
turbid jacinth
How much are they now ?
night leaf
like 49k
craggy basin
Does tarkov own the intellectual rights of the things they personally created?
Say, Russian 'Bears' and Nato 'Usec'? The two forces fighting in a russian environment
And the sounds they created?
Because, 'Hired ops' is a basic clone of tarkov
fiery coral
Usec isnt NATO and absolut soft is a sister company of bsg @craggy basin
They have rights of this lore
And hired ops is a remastered version of contract wars if anything tarkov would be a clone
fiery coral
In terms of the setting cause gameplay is waaaay different
smoky grotto
Bannerlord announced release date
flat schooner
why did
the lab keycard price drop so much?
is it because wipe coming soon? or is this the new price for it?
flat schooner
lol
young lantern
god damn terminator scavs...
kill 5 pmc, maybe 6.. and 5-6 ' ai's. and i meet the godlike ai. eats bullets, kills me
trim salmon
Labs Keycard + Hatchet = Profit
polar sinew
Honestly I hope the keycard price drop and purchase increase is temporary, it being this cheap is kinda goofy, as you only need to grab like, 4 stims on labs to make that money back.
Eh, more like 3, or 2.
jagged field
Schlesien
jagged field
in Poland
fiery coral
Śląsk
jagged field
probably
fiery coral
Ye thats that
jagged field
also danzig, elbing, Königsberg, Breslau, tilsit, and one i forgot
fiery coral
Gdańsk elbląg królewiec and hmm
Breslau sounds like something I know maybe wrocław
You name streets after cities tho ?
I mean we do too
But not that much lol
fiery coral
Here its mainly famous people or groups
And I noticed its trees in smaller citied idk why
jagged field
the one i forgot was stettin
fiery coral
Ahh szczecin
jagged field
grandmother of my sister is from there
fiery coral
I mean thats neither silesia or prussia but counts as.ex german
jagged field
was in italy over the war and almost got killed by an allied plane
yeah, that's Pommern
young lantern
the scavs near oli are crazy. shoting me thru walls, several obsticals. ending up killing me
fiery coral
Oof @jagged field
young lantern
typical, because i could hear 2 pmc comming to me.. tho, those mental scavs started shooting me
jagged field
never told me why she was there, but guess nurse or something since she said happened while she was in some army convoy
also her first husband was in the waffen ss and died in thr ukrainr in 1943
fiery coral
My grandfather and grand grandmother almost died to.ukrainians on the other hand
And my grand grand father had to switch sides 2 times and just remained in a german camp.till the end of.the war
But he survive and found his wife and son through red cross
*survived
jagged field
nice
don't know what happened to her after, that was the only story she ever told
my grandma/mother of my mother was 6 when the war ended, my greatgrandmother, mother of my fathers mother, only told me how nice it was when hitler visited the area after the saarland belonged to germany again, and my fathers other 2 grandparents, his father's parents, both came from Königsberg into the french occupied zone to get as far away from the russians as possible
fiery coral
Good decision lol
jagged field
yeah
fiery coral
Atleast im in poland not ukraine I guess
lusty socket
look up "Boogaloo Tunes" on spotify for when you need to boogaloo
proven saffron
Are you guys even being supervised
drowsy forum
Greekgodx is probabably gonna play tarkov 
drowsy forum
Yup me too he just registered
tawny glacier
I can already envision in my soul's eye him wanting to do some MLG play then accidentally like inspecting his gun and getting domed from somewhere with no indication, and go "WOT THA FOOOOOOOOOK"
jagged field
whos that