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fiery coral
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But it works

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And about mre's its basicaly super overpriced meal that has nothing but long expiration date

tawny glacier
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Yeah basically that

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And eating MRE's as civilian is not only super expensive but also you'd get fat super quick

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Because they are designed to keep a soldier in combat conditions operating

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If you were to just sit on a PC all day and scarf down MRE's you'd gain weight real quick

fiery coral
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Its tacticool nothin else

tawny glacier
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IMO they are good for two things as a civvy

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  1. prepper food
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  1. learning about calorie counts, vitamins and other shit
fiery coral
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I kinda cringe when I see them on airsoft fields ngl

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At the same time I'd eat one after a game lul

tawny glacier
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I mean, cheap/free food why not

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But I wouldnt spend my own money on buying them at whatever their cost on amazon etc

fiery coral
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Atleast people dont eat the polish ones

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Cause thats ultra cringe

tawny glacier
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They want thicc booty like Ela

rare onyx
fiery coral
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You dont even know how much r6s grom triggers me @tawny glacier

quaint stag
tawny glacier
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😂

fiery coral
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Dude

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Two female's (when grom doesnt have a single female operator)

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Ela is some 0 discipline edgelord (which means she'd get kicked out before fitness tests

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She has 0 guns that grom actually uses and one polish prototype

tawny glacier
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Yeah Siege after like 1-2 seasons went full anime with the operators

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Its dumdum

fiery coral
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And zofia has 0 guns that grom uses but she has the beryl which is used by the regular army with a fancier stock

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And the pistol they both have is a prototype and no one uses it

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Angery

tawny glacier
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Also its the only fucking pistol with red dot beacuse special snowflake operator

fiery coral
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Not only

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Warden has one.too

tawny glacier
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Well hes new

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I havent played in months

smoky grotto
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" w i t h s t a n d "

fiery coral
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With stand makes SOME sense

tawny glacier
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I quit like several months ago, lost interest with all the random shit they fucked up in s3

smoky grotto
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joined during black ice

fiery coral
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Because grom.is known from the fact that 3/4 of their operators have advanced medical knowledge

smoky grotto
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quit during velvet shell

fiery coral
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I joined in blood orchid

smoky grotto
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velvet shell was fucking dumb

fiery coral
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Quit after op health

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Then cameback for chimera

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Quit

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And im back again

quaint stag
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I stopped right before they added the Aussies.

fiery coral
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I played a bit of para bellum too

smoky grotto
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mozzie and gridlock are good ops

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just wish they didnt have the bs futuristic ops

fiery coral
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Ye but mozzie is some airsoft wannabe

tawny glacier
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I was so hype for the korea patch because skyscraper map, Mk14 and camera hacking were all things I was rooting for for a long time

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But they fucked it up so bad lol

fiery coral
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And gridlock is just fat

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Dude

quaint stag
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The reason I don't play Siege anymore

tawny glacier
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Its such a shit map and the lion + dokk global gadget spam was just stupid

quaint stag
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For the most part

fiery coral
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Skyscrape is unplayable

quaint stag
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Is that I play a lot of other shit and don't have the time to keep up with Siege metas.

tawny glacier
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I remember trying to play ranked when EVERY FUCKING GAME was Finka + Blitz + Dokkaebi + Lion + whoever

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And you just kinda died

fiery coral
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Lmao

tawny glacier
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And ofc we did it too cuz it worked the best

fiery coral
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I would like lion to have a diff gadget

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I love his gun and voicelines

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And looks

tawny glacier
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Lion's drone should be a sensor nade

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Global gadgets are stupid

fiery coral
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Cause he is somehwat reasonable

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Nah lion's drone is shit now

smoky grotto
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just let him have a flying drone that can scan dnfklawbfyihuwagrfihu esgbfeaq

compact robin
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The only person I played was the Canadian with a toggle shotgun

fiery coral
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But ubi is shit at balancing

compact robin
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He worked well

fiery coral
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They either make an OP operator

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Or a useless one

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Like this season

tawny glacier
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Buck is alright hes fun to chew people through floors as

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I like his CAMRS

fiery coral
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They introduced the most useless operators this game has seen

compact robin
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Unsure what a camrs is but the shotgun was pretty nice

smoky grotto
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that's the shotgun

tawny glacier
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CAMRS is Buck's semi rifle

smoky grotto
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lol

fiery coral
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Warden= negates flashes and smoke but the smoke only when he stands still

compact robin
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Ah

fiery coral
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Thats all he does

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He also has a shitty smg aka mpx

tawny glacier
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Dude if you think SMGs are bad then you suck at Siege

fiery coral
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And is from fucking secret service

smoky grotto
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the ttk in rainbow is better than tarkov

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^^^^^^^^^^^^

tawny glacier
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Most of the best guns in Siege are low recoil high firerate

fiery coral
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@tawny glacier THIS particular smg is bad

tawny glacier
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Damage doesnt matter cause you dont want bodyshots ever

fiery coral
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THIS PARTICULAR

tawny glacier
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Does it have slow rof and high recoil or what

fiery coral
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Weird recoil trash dps

tawny glacier
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Again dps doesnt matter if firerate is good :P

fiery coral
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It reaaally does with operators like this

tawny glacier
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No it doesnt, you dont shoot people in the legs like Tarkov

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Lol

fiery coral
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Cause he is a anchor

tawny glacier
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You shoot people in the head when they peek

fiery coral
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You spam fire a fuck ton

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Ever heard of SCANNING lmao

tawny glacier
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I mean youre free to do whatever you want

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But low damage per bullet hasnt stopped any of the best guns from being the best guns

fiery coral
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He's just a worse doc tbh

tawny glacier
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Valk's MPX is amazing as well

fiery coral
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Well it did...

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Fmg is considered trash by pros kek

tawny glacier
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Thats because the op has secondary thats better

fiery coral
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Have you seen the new smg 11?

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Or not

tawny glacier
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Define "new" like I said been several months

fiery coral
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Its basicaly a full auto deagle after 2 shots

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But with obv lower damage

tawny glacier
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Oh right they butchered the recoil

fiery coral
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And also

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I wanted to get to this

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But I couldnt

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They added n0kk

tawny glacier
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As smoke you want a shotgun also because you need to breach holes to throw smonk through

fiery coral
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And n0kk has the said fmg

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The issue is

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She's an attacker lul

lusty socket
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im angry

tawny glacier
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I mean yeah as an attacker you kind of want a decently penetrating weapon

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Warden also an attacker?

fiery coral
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No

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Warden is a defender

tawny glacier
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Yeah then eh, sounds about right. Nokk's FMG might succ since she's on attack

fiery coral
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His gadget are glasses that remove flashes and let you see through smoke if u stand still

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Sooo he counters 3 operators and thats all he does

tawny glacier
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Yeah

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Im not a fan of all the like

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So okay the way I see it Siege went downhill because

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  1. too many global gadgets were added in quick succession
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  1. too many specific 'counters' were introduced into the game
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  1. not enough old operators got the same treatment
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So there's a super clear split between old and new ops now and it annoys me

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They're pulling a League of Legends with it

fiery coral
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And they care too much about pro league

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Waaayyy too much

tawny glacier
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They're clearly out of mechanical ideas so they just make super specific shit now to allow them to pump out more characters from the creative side

fiery coral
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Imo what has made siege worse is

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  1. Too many self sustaining defenders were added
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  1. Too many roamer counters got added (which connects to point 1)
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  1. Maps are being designed unfairly for attackers even tho their gadget are literally supreme most of the time
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Like thatcher

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He basicaly makes mute bandit and kaid useless

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I dont like how he is a 0 counter operator

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And I dont understand the point of what ubi does

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Look

civic epoch
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His counter is bandit tricking

fiery coral
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They release a roamer

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And add a counter roamer

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And another roamer

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And another counter roamer

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And no bandit tricking just doesnt work if your team doesnt suck a dick

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You have zofia improved capitao twitch nade operators maverick

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These all make bandit tricking hard/impossible

civic epoch
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Mira, echo, smoke

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thats why pick and ban exists now

fiery coral
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Mira<twitch

civic epoch
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mute < twitch

fiery coral
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Echo<iq

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Lol no

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You must be a really bad twitch to get trapped by.mute

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Mozzie somewhate counters her

civic epoch
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you dont need to lose your drone to be countered

fiery coral
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But you can just go around or ask you friend to sacrifice his drone

civic epoch
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mute is a deterrent

fiery coral
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You know there is no way to place a mute in a doorway in such a way that you cannot destroy it right

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Same with most droneholes

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Especially the short ones

civic epoch
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then you ban twitch

fiery coral
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Then you ban mira putinbear

civic epoch
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yup

fiery coral
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Especially since attackers get banned first

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So you cant pull out a sneaky twitch ban after the enemy team already banned a deffender

civic epoch
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siege is just pretty boring

fiery coral
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Ye tbh

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I just want 0.12

fiery coral
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Lets talk here cause there is a bounty.on my head @lusty socket

lusty socket
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ok

fiery coral
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One of the radioprotectants could be used

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Its potassium iodide

lusty socket
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neat

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rn im just gonna buy some painkillers and aspirin for my medical kit

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i have a gunshot trauma kit i have been building up for if i ever need it

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i got quickclot, tourniquets and everything

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ill go take a pic, hold on

fiery coral
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And about AI

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It has a anti vomit medication

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Anti phosphate poisoning medication

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Two anti rads cystamine and pottasium iodide

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Antibiotics

lusty socket
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neat

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here ill just DM the pic

fiery coral
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Its pretty packed

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Ngl

lusty socket
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yeah

smoky grotto
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We need a shark related channel because they’re epi

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Epic

civic epoch
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yees

fiery coral
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Ironic

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Someone called mako responded putinbear

civic epoch
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i wonder why

smoky grotto
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Not my fault sharks r fucken epic

grizzled cosmos
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Sharks are lame

fiery coral
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Potrzeba ci jezusa 👀

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(You need some jeesus)

quaint stag
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He does.

somber cape
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its ok to feel funny

quaint stag
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Please don't post that shit.

somber cape
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<3

sturdy shale
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anyone wanna kill scavs on interchange

spare void
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darn it . Someone posted something bad and I didnt see it

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Dont post it again

bronze walrus
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PM it.

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I'm hardcore.

short nova
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ngl

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i found some cursed shit on yt

quaint stag
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No.

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@lament shadow No names

jagged field
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@odd saddle maybe i will get HLL just because its half the price of Post Scriptum

lament shadow
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@quaint stag that was the actual name of a player. i was asking if anyone else caught him hacking cause i feel like he was

quaint stag
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I know. Don't name names.

lament shadow
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oh is that not allowed?

quaint stag
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Nope, don't call people out in public

lament shadow
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didnt see that in the rules but aight

jagged field
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!report

analog hullBOT
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Hello @jagged field,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

jagged field
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^but here

odd saddle
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@jagged field yis

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Then we go with a panther and fuck everybody

silk trail
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Indeed to watch Monty Python again. Haven't seen it in forever.

gleaming gale
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a few trillion then i handed it out to the 4chan corpof the time

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@empty python

empty python
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lmao

somber cape
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thats alotta moneyz

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i mean, if i had even a few billion i'd return to eve to do some ratting :3

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i have .. decent skills

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my character's birthdate is very scary, 2008 so it can contain pretty much everything lol

gleaming gale
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if your that desperate, visit the chinese seller sites\

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eve is boring as hell.

somber cape
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nnuuu.. chinese gold is bad

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it enables sweat shops

gleaming gale
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exactly.

gleaming gale
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CCP devs barely held the game together, i remember during one of those stupid EVE conventions a guy approached the devs and thanked them for the games, it helped himlearn how to run a ponzi scheme and he was scamming and stealing off people in real life

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head devs he was talking to were literally lost for words as they had no idea how to respond, lel

jagged field
gleaming gale
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also terrible working conditions

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7 day work week with no days off or overtime, no longer allowed to go on vacation as part of contract, free childcare inside the office building so parents stay and work as long as possible

somber cape
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is there any proof of this

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or is it baseless slander

proven saffron
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baseless slander?

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on MY internets?

empty python
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cringe

smoky grotto
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hello , can anyone tell me where i report hacker?

odd saddle
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@smoky grotto

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!report

analog hullBOT
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Hello @odd saddle,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

smoky grotto
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ahhhh

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thank you

odd saddle
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Np

smoky grotto
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but i do not have any video only a screenshot of his name

odd saddle
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That doesn't help much then

smoky grotto
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yeah

odd saddle
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You need video proof of him cheating

smoky grotto
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i just wanna put that there so next person to report him will make sure to get him banned

native mural
rotund osprey
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@smoky grotto as far as known...
Putting NAME → breaking rule for this discord.
Putting Server location → there are, always, some hackers on anywhere, it won't much help.
So you could just tell someone from devs like "I don't have video but there was this guy who definitely wallhacked (for example), on Dallas server, August 5th, 2019 on server matching number 1A2B" - after all Do not post names on public places, it's against the local rules

smoky grotto
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yes i know i cant post names

proven saffron
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I don't think it's valuable

tepid elm
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Oofie

rotund osprey
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Dorm Room 105 - Just opposite of "Pharmacist room (114)" on 2-story dorm, or the door with "Kozlov you pay your debt" paper on it.
Inside the room - a bed on which rare item can spawn (Flash Drive or so)

tepid elm
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huh fair enough

fiery coral
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@rotund osprey thats 110 not 105

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105 has a toolbox and jackets or safe (either 104 or 105 has a safe)

rotund osprey
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ah that one. thanks for correction.

silk trail
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105 has the safe, 104 has the jackets

shy tulip
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so like

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i just started the game

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and I died and lost my only rifle

fiery coral
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cool

shy tulip
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friendly community i see

fiery coral
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yes veri

jagged field
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everyone went through that

grizzled cosmos
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That be how it be m'dude

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Just make liberal use of scav runs and be conservative with your gear.

naive parcel
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any1 ready for lab ?

spare void
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creeper

smoky grotto
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awww man

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Fix graphics were lower end pc's dont expercience a fuzzy vision

empty python
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creepbruh

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aww man

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so we back in the special ed class

smoky grotto
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Can anyone help me my pc just died on me so my siege crashed and froze finding a game then after switching channel in ts that app froze too I couldn’t press start on OS to restart pc so I help power button and now it’s just got my motherboard make and a disc spinning under it continually

empty python
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can you use some , in there

strange zenith
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anyone here that could give me a keycrad lol

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im broke

hollow berry
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just do scav runs

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you can get good gear off scav runs

strange zenith
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yea but i suck

hollow berry
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Play with other people. share the loot

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Or if youre that desperate you can hatchet run

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thats highly frowned upon tho

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cause its scummy

vital idol
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xdlol i would say for now just get good at PVP and forget everything else

strange zenith
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how with no moni

hollow berry
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scav runs mate

strange zenith
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ok

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sdo u guys wann aplay

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?

hollow berry
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ill play with you

vital idol
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i cant

strange zenith
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iaght

vital idol
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gf is sleeping

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tommow i will

strange zenith
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F

hollow berry
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you have a gf lol nerd

vital idol
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XD do you like labs?

strange zenith
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im in duo alpha

vital idol
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yes

strange zenith
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yes i do like labsa lot

vital idol
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i have a girlfreind who played tarkov as well

strange zenith
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GGG

vital idol
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so im glad to be a nerd

hollow berry
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my gf left me for a dude that wore cat ears

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so

strange zenith
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is she good?

vital idol
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she has kappa case

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and is like 64

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level"

strange zenith
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damn

vital idol
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but im just waiting for pre wipe

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and wipe

hollow berry
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same i cant wait for prewipe

spare void
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thats why you dont date girls

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you date guys

hollow berry
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ah yes gay sex

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my favorite

spare void
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its fun

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lmao

icy idol
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wow

spare void
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nani?

icy idol
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i cant wait untill my wife gets this game gotta buy her a new gaming laptop

spare void
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heh, I got my bf the game uwu

icy idol
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she mainly plays just to play with me

spare void
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Same, kek

cold salmon
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how much do you need to sell on the flea market to get 1.00 rep?

spare void
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like your name, an unspecified amount

icy idol
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dont be mean

spare void
loud flax
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Im new, can i get a veteran to coach/play with a bit?

grizzled cosmos
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!sherpa

analog hullBOT
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lusty socket
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AAAAA

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so heres a little story

compact robin
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All about how

lusty socket
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my friend enjoyed hurting people so i started to learn about how he did stuff

compact robin
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My life got flipped

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Turned upside down

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Now I’d like to take a minute

lusty socket
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so eventually, i got used to it

compact robin
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So sit right there

fiery coral
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Actually

lusty socket
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how i became the prince of bell air

compact robin
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I’ll tell you all about how I became the prince of bel air

azure scaffold
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Here's the story how I died

fiery coral
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I'll tell the bedtime story here

lusty socket
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so uh

fiery coral
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Listen folks

compact robin
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It’s Bel Air, not Bell Air

lusty socket
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i ended up beating him up

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using the stuff he did on me

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fun stuff

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it wasnt violent but it hurt him like a bitch, he didnt tell on me

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i never got in trouble

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fun times

fiery coral
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Nehehe

lusty socket
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anyone else have campfire stories

fiery coral
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Ye

azure scaffold
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ok I'm currently in like army? Idk how you call it in English but it's some kind of a just army training

fiery coral
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We had a dude that was 1 year older than everyone in the grade

azure scaffold
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wall of text or 1 line that took forever to type

fiery coral
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He sexually molested and terrorized one dude from the grade smoked pot at the age of 13 smoked cigs at the age of 12 and drank alcohol

azure scaffold
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what country is this

fiery coral
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Made one teacher cry

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Slapped one teacher's ass

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Convinced a girl he loves her for a month as a joke

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Cool stuff

azure scaffold
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as a joke

fiery coral
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As a joke

smoky grotto
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@azure scaffold Conscription?

azure scaffold
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this dude has the opportunity but nooo he just takes it away

fiery coral
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Ohh and he beat basicaly everyone that stood against him

smoky grotto
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like mandatory service for men? @azure scaffold

azure scaffold
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I guess

fiery coral
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Since I learned how to talk with such people I was safe

lusty socket
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i make friends pretty quick

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and then they realize im a dick

fiery coral
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But dude

lusty socket
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and stray away

tawny glacier
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Jesus yall growing up with some fucked up people lol

fiery coral
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Everyone here smokes weed

azure scaffold
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So I go in this thing to avoid conscription

fiery coral
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Like wtf

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Its illegal

azure scaffold
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did the gov just says fuck it and make it legal

fiery coral
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But I see someone stoned like every week im in school

lusty socket
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mcwacked

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oh, kiry

fiery coral
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I even had an occasion to try weed but said nah not worth

lusty socket
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last year a kid got expelled for smoking weed

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he got 1 or 2 possession charges

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every day he would have it

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i smelt his backpack before

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thick aroma of weed coming from within a foot from his backpack

azure scaffold
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you smelt his backpack

lusty socket
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i sat next to him

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bent down to pick up something

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smelt it, i was a foot away from it

fiery coral
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That smell is trully special

smoky grotto
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i remember back in the day we would get suspended for taking our phones to school ...

fiery coral
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You can't mistake weed for something else

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Lol ?

lusty socket
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nah but he was fully stoned 100%

smoky grotto
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for weed we would probably get jailed or something 😃

azure scaffold
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I don't know what weed smells like and never will smell it

lusty socket
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and he still passed like, A class

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other ones he failed

fiery coral
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We had such a rule about phones and no one cared lmao

lusty socket
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he got expelled because of all the weed he was selling and stuff'

fiery coral
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Lmao

azure scaffold
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in my college there's almost no rules

lusty socket
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he got caught

azure scaffold
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I'm currently just playing in class rn

lusty socket
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he had like, 3 wax pens

fiery coral
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Dude but imagine being soo stoned you clap your teacher's ass lul

lusty socket
#

and 2 large blocks of weed

#

he had a big vape hidden under a toilet in the bathrooms

#

literally had a vape for home and school, plus a backpack one

fiery coral
#

That hilarious lol

azure scaffold
#

did you all heard of that shitty ass pornhub animation

fiery coral
#

2blocks of weed

#

No lmao ?

lusty socket
#

carts, whatever you wanna call it

azure scaffold
#

that shows up in the ad almost all the time

fiery coral
#

Wtf is that add

#

Actuallly no

#

Keep it pegi

#

Cause ree mods

azure scaffold
lusty socket
#

gonna leave my boogaloo playlist

#

i made this on youtube

#

pretty good

fiery coral
#

We can talk about weed cause its just life stories we arent telling how to get it 😇

lusty socket
#

"push it to the limit" "im gonna be (500 miles)" and "party in the U.S.A" are in there so its authentic

fiery coral
#

Ye but I am p sure next year of school is gonna be harder drugs

#

Idk should I report it to police

lusty socket
#

every year is harder

#

i probably could've gotten him arrested

#

like

fiery coral
#

Dude

lusty socket
#

i know 3 druggies i could've gotten arrested before they got kicked out or quit

#

i should've blackmailed

fiery coral
#

I could get my 3 friends thc tested and arrested

#

OHH

lusty socket
#

i so could've gotten fat stacks from it

fiery coral
#

I just remembered

lusty socket
#

one of them tried to shove a crack cracker into my mouth

#

at lunch, just trying to shove it in

fiery coral
#

How my 14 year old friend had 2.5 promiles of alcohol in his blood

#

Its promiles right ?

lusty socket
#

idk

azure scaffold
#

miles

fiery coral
#

Its like a smaller percent

lusty socket
#

"pro miles"

#

"yo, how much alcohol you takin?"

#

"i've walked 20 promiles"

#

"arn't you supposed to be dead?"

#

"fuck that, im taking morphine and adrenaline to keep my blood flowing"

fiery coral
#

How do you measure alcohol lvls in us then lol

lusty socket
#

idk

#

breathilizer

azure scaffold
#

prometer

lusty socket
#

you asked how

fiery coral
#

Well the it should be the same

lusty socket
#

not what its in

fiery coral
lusty socket
#

shove gay pipe down your throat and blow on it to see if you gay or not

#

being drunk is pretty gay imo

fiery coral
#

Whatever what I mean by promile is 0.1 of a percent

#

3.0 is usually near death

#

He had 2.5

azure scaffold
#

I just had a body examination last week

fiery coral
#

And he was a 14 year old

lusty socket
#

kirylo

#

w

#

im gonna test that on my dad

fiery coral
#

So you understand what was goin on

azure scaffold
#

The most hated thing there was testing urine

lusty socket
#

saw him drink atleast 20 beers on the superbowl

#

barely tipsy

fiery coral
#

beer

lusty socket
#

lik

fiery coral
#

Also I said USUALLY

lusty socket
#

light beer

azure scaffold
#

drink 20 vodka

fiery coral
#

Some dudes withstood 11 promiles

azure scaffold
#

bottles

lusty socket
#

my family is a bunch of alcoholics

#

they have adapted to intake more and more alcohol

azure scaffold
#

well my family is none alcoholics

fiery coral
#

The point is they had to call an ambulance for him

azure scaffold
#

except my sister

lusty socket
#

thats radical

fiery coral
#

You know whats ironic

azure scaffold
#

As soon as she's legal to drink she just starts chugging it

lusty socket
#

when im the legal age to drink

#

im gonna drink the hardest drink i can

#

to get it out of the way

fiery coral
#

We had two visits of a policeman in school and he talked 'if u drink alcohol below the age of 18 you can have a note in your documents so you might have trouble with finding a job'

#

He didnt get shit lol

lusty socket
#

lol

#

the age for drinking is 21 here

#

so uh

#

yeah

fiery coral
#

He just got detoxicated the parents either payed or convinced cops it aint asome big deal and everyone is happy and now this dude smokes pot regularly

#

Im pretty certain he wont live for a long time

#

Well ye its 21

lusty socket
#

my friend had a ton of drugs, i dont know what they were

#

but uh

#

he got them found out

fiery coral
#

Meanwhile kids drink here

lusty socket
#

he stashed them behind some boxes under his bed

#

a TON

#

lots and lots of bottles of pills

#

they got found when he was taking some

#

lets just say he had some rashes on the back of his arms and stuff after that day

fiery coral
#

Dude either american cops are insane or these dudes are shit at hiding

lusty socket
#

?

azure scaffold
#

you know what's trending here?

fiery coral
#

I mean that here everyone hides their drugs n'shit

azure scaffold
#

motorcycles with shitty exhaust

fiery coral
#

And at yo place it seems everyone is getting yeeted

azure scaffold
#

What place

fiery coral
#

-,-

#

Weird stories 101

quaint stag
#

tl;dr please

fiery coral
#

We were talkin about weird stories

smoky grotto
#

Boy just found red key card

azure scaffold
#

sell or use

fiery coral
#

Mainly kids taking drugs at our place

#

You know

bold trellis
#

Juast keep it sfw

fiery coral
#

Not how to get drugs

quaint stag
#

^

bold trellis
#

and without most politics

fiery coral
#

No politico

quaint stag
#

As long as you don't advertise a drug dealer you're good

fiery coral
#

Yeet

#

(Im scared someone will ban me I know you two wont for this shit)

quaint stag
#

I'll just tell vae to ban you later

compact robin
#

It tends to be a bad idea to admit to any illegal actions you have made, especially on a partnered Discord server

fiery coral
#

@quaint stag <3

#

I havent done shit

quaint stag
#

What he's doing is asking us to make sure he's not doing anything wrong, and if we find that he is, he'll gladly remove it

#

Right?

#

RIGHT?

fiery coral
#

Ye lol

#

If not rule 11 I'd explain why

compact robin
#

Yes but selling some cocaine isn’t punished by just taking it back from the guy you sold it too

fiery coral
#

uh ?

#

My eyes havent seen coke yet

azure scaffold
#

Coke is just spicy baking soda

fiery coral
#

What do u mean @compact robin

#

I am legit curious about what u mean

robust jacinth
#

is there a report area in this discord?

#

Blatant hacker just killed me and my whole squad lol

jagged field
#

!report

analog hullBOT
#

Hello @jagged field,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

jagged field
#

@robust jacinth

robust jacinth
#

oh

#

You have to record lol

#

i dont have space on my harddrive to record everything ;-;

grizzled cosmos
#

If you have a Nvidia card, you can use highlights that just record kills and deaths, and it deletes the recordings you don't keep after each raid.

slow mural
#

@arctic barn Imagine being mad about someone's movie preference

#

Nice

arctic barn
#

@slow mural yea i dont run labs with trolls bro sorry

slow mural
#

I don't think you understand what trolling is

#

Even Pub thought you were ridiculous

#

lmao

arctic barn
#

@slow mural i also dont play with someone whos claiming to have hacks

slow mural
#

I've been on the server longer than you bud

arctic barn
#

@slow mural im not mad about your ridiculous taste in movies, thats just funny

#

@slow mural lol okay, what does that have to do with anything

slow mural
#

Admins would've already banned me if I was hacking

arctic barn
#

@slow mural why you so mad bruh? all you gotta do is go play

slow mural
#

I just think it's absurd for a twitch streamer to act the way you just did

arctic barn
#

👌

slow mural
#

It's anti-democratic

arctic barn
#

@slow mural whos a twitch streamer?

#

@slow mural are you that lonely or what? youre so mad because i left the channel lmao i dont even know you

raven beacon
#

whats up guys i just bought this game and I'm super noobish lol

slow mural
#

Being mad would require me to report you to the admin

arctic barn
#

@slow mural lmao thats super old, and you think because someone has a twitch account it makes them super mature or something? lmao

#

lmao report me for what?

slow mural
#

Exactly, I don't have anything to be mad about because you didn't do anything

arctic barn
#

ddude just shut up plz youre practically stalking me because i left the channel and didnt want to play with you

slow mural
#

Trying to make it on a stream platform requires someone to be mature

arctic barn
#

exactly, so why are you tagging me in all this, just go sit down kid

slow mural
#

no one wants to follow a manchild

grizzled cosmos
#

Man, can ya'll both chill?

arctic barn
#

lmao okay if you say so. meanwhile gamergirl sells bathwater to desperate dudes lol

#

tell this one

grizzled cosmos
#

If you keep engaging, you're just as guilty.

arctic barn
#

lmao hes salty because i left and decided not to play with him.

#

lmao hes tagging me again and again,

grizzled cosmos
#

Then block him?

arctic barn
#

why dont you mind your business?

slow mural
#

?? I tagged you once

arctic barn
#

hmm?

#

okay

slow mural
#

I'm going to drop it

arctic barn
#

buh bye chilren, hope you find a friend bro

jagged field
#

kids

quaint stag
#

Don't spread false information.

slow mural
#

@quaint stag ???

quaint stag
#

Not talking to you.

#

Someone else who's message I deleted.

slow mural
#

ok

quaint stag
#

Also, don't call people out in public, Amakus.

wraith vapor
#

i just found a labs testing area key on a random scav

tight axle
#

is it me ? but when I hold alt and shoot when standing still i feel the guns more accurate can anyone confirm this???

jagged field
#

because alt is for holding breath

tight axle
#

i looked it up cheers

#

i always thought the alt key was just for lean and hip firing above when cover

vale tiger
#

Excuse me why is xfx making a Radeon Partner card called the Rx5700 THICC2

lusty socket
#

because it's thicc

sleek mortar
#

how much do gammas go for these days?

grizzled cosmos
#

Late wipe their only like a few million

#

4-5 last I checked

sleek mortar
#

i heard they arent wiping for 12 though

grizzled cosmos
#

You heard wrong.

fiery coral
#

Ye lol

grizzled cosmos
#

We just don't know for sure what kind of wipe. So we don't know if it's going to be hard or soft.

fiery coral
#

Its 100% hard wipe at this point

#

Its been almost 4 months

#

One of the longest wipes we had

#

No way its a soft one

grizzled cosmos
#

You never know with BSG

sleek mortar
#

ive heard the statistics and speculation points. my cousin gets shit from a different source though and hes almost always spot on. but who knows

fiery coral
#

Lmao ?

#

@grizzled cosmos this shit makes clubbed to death play in my head

grizzled cosmos
sleek mortar
#

lolz

#

ttime to go kill some scavs lol

jagged field
#

why cant we send pic here

vocal folio
#

Nice cat

jagged field
#

reeeeeeeeeee

bold trellis
#

I send it to a empty discord

#

then copy link

grizzled cosmos
#

Pupper

grizzled cosmos
#

Retriever-Pointer mix?
@bold trellis

jagged field
#

ffs

#

oh, now itr showed

fiery coral
#

Looks like just some rando dog

bold trellis
#

Pure retriever

jagged field
#

pointers are big gay

vocal folio
#

Rat dog

#

Thing

jagged field
#

thats not a dog, its a big rat

fiery coral
#

Spaniel

#

But with ears up

#

Kek

grizzled cosmos
#

Dawwww

jagged field
#

theyre french

vocal folio
#

Oof

jagged field
#

almost all our dogs are from france

#

except one

fiery coral
#

How to pay too much for a dog 101

jagged field
#

how to not buy an incestous dog

#

ez

fiery coral
#

Just buy one from the main kennel organisation

jagged field
#

dont need to buy them from there to get one from a champions bloodline when you own a "champion" yourself

#

ez

fiery coral
#

Inter multi or normal champ ?

#

And FCI or some shady shit

vernal hearth
#

he made certificate himself 👍

jagged field
#

would need to ask my mother for that lul

fiery coral
jagged field
#

hes on a french website about dogs, ez

fiery coral
#

That means he is probably fci

#

I got like 3-5 champions ?

#

Idk tbh

#

Its so ez to get one if the dog isnt ultra ugly

#

Unless they judge is corrupt

#

*the

jagged field
#

arent most show dogs ugly af

fiery coral
#

No

#

They are normal

#

Usually

jagged field
#

the show irish setters i saw always were ugly af

fiery coral
#

Sometimes someone with connections can make an ugly dog a champ tho

#

Because judges and this whole group of breeders is corrupt af

jagged field
fiery coral
#

Lmao

jagged field
#

my dog is also ugly

#

but was used for hunting, so no need to be pretty lul

fiery coral
#

I just checked if my champ from russia is on the web

#

Even when I type his unoficial name he shows up

jagged field
#

hmm

#

you find my mother on google because she was dog breeder

#

if you can call it like that

fiery coral
#

Same lol

jagged field
#

and the irish setter club wrote the name of the place we live wrong

jagged field
#

i dont like tiny dogs

fiery coral
#

He is funny tho

#

So fucking jumpy

#

And energetic

jagged field
#

hm

#

they look weird

fiery coral
#

Cute imo

#

Way better than yorks.or chihauhuas

jagged field
#

my grandmother always had tiny dogs

#

i hated them

fiery coral
#

What kind

jagged field
#

poodles
but tiny ones
and the last one she had before she died was a chihuahua

fiery coral
#

Ye I dont like these

#

I like papillons phalenes and some spitzes or whatever they are called

vernal hearth
#

don't you just love it when tiny dogs challenge you and then nip your ankles?

vocal folio
#

Punt it

#

People like him need punched with a chair over the head

mortal eagle
#

will always be funny

tame dune
empty vault
smoky grotto
#

@empty vault thats the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

compact robin
#

@tawny glacier How are you doing? No brain worms or anything?

compact grove
#

Will the slots in the rig be visually compatible with what we carring in our gear?

#

Like, we have 2 mags of M4 and 1 nade, only things we see physically in the rig is the 2 mags of m4 and the nade

grizzled cosmos
#

No but soontm

sudden dragon
#

what can i say except

tidal kindle
#

guys do I buy a shemagh in real life or is that too edgy

#

👀💦

fiery coral
#

They are pretty good for hot weather

tidal kindle
#

Fr? I've never worn once but I'd like to try it out over the summer

fiery coral
#

For real

tidal kindle
#

I don't have an airsoft hobby to pawn my look onto though

fiery coral
#

Kek

tidal kindle
#

so it'd be sweet if it was

bold trellis
#

They are cheap

fiery coral
#

Many airsofters use it here infact

bold trellis
#

ANd nothing about them is edgy

fiery coral
#

Ye but the shitty polyester shemags are trash lol

#

Buy a cotton one

tidal kindle
#

ooh good call

fiery coral
#

The polyester ones basicaly warm u up instead of isolating.lol

bold trellis
#

That looks nice

tidal kindle
#

lol that'd be brutal in this weather

#

yeah I'm thinking the first one

#

wait no

#

second

#

black/camel

fiery coral
#

Seems pretty alright

tidal kindle
#

Yeah fuck it I'ma do it, rock it with a baseball cap or smth

bold trellis
#

i dont think a dark one is a good idea

tidal kindle
#

alright ty ty boutta order

bold trellis
#

Might not work as well

tidal kindle
#

wait not dark?

#

hmm let me check some photos

fiery coral
#

You know you are supposed to wrap it around the whole head lol

bold trellis
#

Dark attracts more light

#

more light more heat

fiery coral
#

Dont need a cap lul

#

Ye the white ones are better

bold trellis
#

Any light color works good

fiery coral
#

You actually reminded me of mission afghanistan

#

I gotta go there someday

tidal kindle
#

but white has no tactical advantage whatsoever

#

👀 💦

bold trellis
#

Do like camel

fiery coral
#

The tactical advantage is that you dont sweat to death lol

tidal kindle
#

lmao true though

#

wait u gotta go to afghanistan? like on a trip?

fiery coral
#

Nah

#

Its an airsoft event called mission afghanistan

#

Larp to be exact

#

Wish there was a official tarkov larp 👀

tidal kindle
#

yeah I figured, just didn't get anything on a google

#

omfg I'd be there easy

fiery coral
#

Cause its polish lul

tidal kindle
#

I'd even drop the money on that expensive-ass gear just to slap on a USEC patch and rep the set

#

smh figured lmao

#

yeah I'm jealous of the EU's airsoft games

fiery coral
#

shows up with aliexpress gear

tidal kindle
#

up here in good old canadia all anyone plays is paintball

#

literally cannot find a match

bold trellis
#

Id play airsoft

fiery coral
#

Oof

bold trellis
#

But I only have indoor fields for 12 year olds

tidal kindle
#

then I see those videos from eastern europe

bold trellis
tidal kindle
#

where it's like a two day larp in the middle of abandoned buildings and shit

#

with everyone in STALKER gear

#

and I cry inside

bold trellis
#

That would be lit

fiery coral
#

We got places like this one

bold trellis
#

Thats also lit

tidal kindle
#

def

bold trellis
#

Pls gib not bad airsoft field in my state

bold trellis
#

Stop making me more sad

fiery coral
#

Cant be more stalker lul

#

Its an abandoned concrete plant

bold trellis
#

Stalker has a concrete plant

#

It isnt a fun place

#

but it has it

fiery coral
#

Almost intact in terms of equipment for some reason even documents were left

bold trellis
#

Thats pretty neat

tidal kindle
#

@bold trellis spoken like someone who hasn't heard the enlightened voice of the C-Conciousness

fiery coral
#

Fuck thwse

#

Mercs and freedom best factions

tidal kindle
#

I can never decide

fiery coral
#

Monolith succ

bold trellis
#

I just dont like the concrete plant

tidal kindle
#

I think we can all agree the Military is a meme faction that exists to get wiped out

fiery coral
#

Ye lol

#

Even in mods its trash

bold trellis
#

cause its just a building of nanomoles that arent profitable

fiery coral
#

Isnt the concrete plant in yanow and there is a task for nitro there ? @bold trellis

#

Or was jupiter a concrete plant

bold trellis
#

Yanov

#

Nitro needs materials

fiery coral
#

Ye

bold trellis
#

Boring quest but worth doing

fiery coral
#

Tushkanos are over the place

bold trellis
#

right next to strelok stash and the stash on roof

fiery coral
#

Its worth cause he unlocks the drone

lusty socket
#

What you talking about

fiery coral
#

Stalker

tidal kindle
#

oof I'm starting to forget all this stuff, I gotta boot up Stalker Anomaly again

bold trellis
#

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

tidal kindle
#

Or dead air. That shit work yet?

fiery coral
#

Fuck dead air

#

Anomaly is lit

tidal kindle
#

loved the atmosphere but it played wack

#

Oh dude Anomaly is god-tier

lusty socket
tidal kindle
#

I used to play the fuck out of CoC

#

Then I come back

#

and Anomaly is that but like 3x

fiery coral
#

I went through anomaly as an ecologist and mercenary

#

Now I will go monolith probs

tidal kindle
#

Ecologist lmao

#

I gotta try them out

fiery coral
#

They are ez mode

tidal kindle
#

I just like robbing em dudes

fiery coral
#

Cause everyone likes them

#

But you know what went down ?

tidal kindle
#

?

fiery coral
#

I killed all yanow scientists

#

Cause they started slapping me for no reason

#

The guards didnt care only they were hostile

tidal kindle
#

yeah idk I've done smth similar

#

think the main trader guy was an ass to me or smth so I wiped them out

fiery coral
#

Also there is a slight... bug ?

tidal kindle
#

guards seriously don't care

fiery coral
#

In anomaly

#

There are two novikow's lul

#

Like two clones of him

tidal kindle
#

lmao what? same place?

fiery coral
#

No

#

One in yanow

#

One in clear sky's base

#

Both act as mechanics

tidal kindle
#

ooh yeah now that I think of it, he is in yanov

fiery coral
#

Its cause in clear sky novikow was a clear sky dude but later after all the shit that went down he joined ecologists

tidal kindle
#

yeah

#

just a bug when mixing the games together I guess

#

funny since they are years apart

fiery coral
#

And the dev overlooked that fact and added both versions of him

#

You know whats funnier

tidal kindle
#

hey I'll take more repairs tho

fiery coral
#

I killed the ecologist one

#

Kek

tidal kindle
#

lmao

#

only one can remain

fiery coral
#

Game fixed

#

Idk why I lost all rep with ecologists tho

#

Cause one faction declared a war on them

#

I think mercenaries

#

And I lost my rep even tho I was an ecologist lol

tidal kindle
#

pff

fiery coral
#

Couldnt get that sweet sweet ecologist exosuit

tidal kindle
#

yeah weird shit like that happens

inland wharf
#

get out of here stalker

tidal kindle
#

especially with faction wars

#

mercs are cool tho

#

gotta side with em

fiery coral
#

Dude they have such cool guns in anomaly

#

Sr-25 sako trg m82 PKP all that cool shit

#

Even P90

#

I dont think anyone else has the sr or p90 tbh

tidal kindle
#

man I should seriously play more anomaly. I wonder if you can get as OP as you could in CoC by just going to Generators and hitting up the bunker there

fiery coral
#

Maybe monolith

#

Ohh ?

tidal kindle
#

I remember getting smth like an exosuit and railgun ezpz and game had basically no challenge at that point

fiery coral
#

Whats in that bunker

inland wharf
#

do they still have the desert eagle

fiery coral
#

Never been there

inland wharf
#

or did they remove it

fiery coral
#

Yes they do

tidal kindle
#

it's like a godroom with the loot

inland wharf
#

why

#

that gun is in too many games

tidal kindle
#

I was near death and stumbled upon it

fiery coral
#

@inland wharf ikr

inland wharf
#

even tarkov is getting one

#

lol

tidal kindle
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I saw a Desert Eagle at my local firing range and lmao that shit retarded

fiery coral
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Ye but probably not .50ae

inland wharf
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it's a fun gun

tidal kindle
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it's like dummy huge to fit that mag

fiery coral
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Ye

inland wharf
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I dunno, actually

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they don't seem to care about adding one-off calibers

tidal kindle
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I think here one round of .50AE is $8

fiery coral
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Thats why no one uses it

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Cause its a brick

inland wharf
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Nikita said they're adding the .50 Beowulf

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which is only in one AR-15

fiery coral
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Yes he did

tidal kindle
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WHAT

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LOL

inland wharf
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so they probably don't care about adding another pistol round for only one gun

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.50AE

fiery coral
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But when he got asked about deagle

tidal kindle
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THE .50 AR?

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WTF

inland wharf
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though it might be a .44 or .357

tidal kindle
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dude nikita doesn't give a fuuuuuck lmao

fiery coral
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He said that most likely 357 or 44 not 50 ae

inland wharf
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He was talking about the new Desert Eagle L5

tidal kindle
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ah ok

inland wharf
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did he actually say caliber?

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I think he just said "it will be new lightweight model"

fiery coral
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On reddit iirc

inland wharf
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either way

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though we knew .357 was coming for a long time

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the Chiappa Rhino is gonna be .357

tidal kindle
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DE in .357 I wouldn't mind

fiery coral
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Doesnt matter the point is deagle will come eventually

tidal kindle
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just at .50 AE where I'm like, ok, c'mon, this is unnecessary

inland wharf
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deagles are cool to shoot at the range

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but

fiery coral
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Tfw stalker has lapua but eft doesnt 👺

inland wharf
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eft will

fiery coral
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Gib sako

inland wharf
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well, actually

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nikita said

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"338 is coming"

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imagine it's like

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338 winchester

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lol