general-chat

[keen tartan]

lmao still

[fiery coral]

Rants are prohibited get out

[keen tartan]

^^^^

Someone explained it to me this way:

[delicate bay]

See in the UK if you dont get certain grades when leaving school at 16, college is mandatory if you get an apprentice

[keen tartan]

If you are overqualified you will A. make others look worse than they are B. do too much work and C. they'll have to pay you more because youre doing way too much and working overtime

[fiery coral]

Yo systems are weird

Kek

[delicate bay]

but I got the highest grades that were possible and got grades in other subjects that nobody in the uk had got so when I went to one interview they asked me what that grade was and I said I have no idea but I got told nobody else had got it and that you have to get like 98% correct on that subject xD

[keen tartan]

Yeah, I would say that the UK is pretty shit but I heard that people that arent from the UK arent allowed to agree with people from the UK on that

[delicate bay]

I did work experience once and they told me to go home because I was too good

[keen tartan]

lmfao

kadafi is fucking FLEXING

[delicate bay]

honestly I dont care

say what you want about the UK

[keen tartan]

Okay

The UK is pretty goddamn shit

[delicate bay]

im from there and I will gladly say its a fucking shithole

[keen tartan]

lmfao

Okay serious question

Who thought with america on this planet the UK would go down the shitter first?

[delicate bay]

Tbh its not that bad

could be france

could have guys rioting on the streets

[fiery coral]

Here you learn need to learn till 18 and after ending 8th class which is 14-15 year olds you need to pick a high school and u can choose A.Liceum=normal high school with a final exam for 4 years B.Technikum=a high school in which you also learn a chosen job and its 5 years or C.A job school which is basicaly a school that focuses on teaching u a job and doesnt rly care about grades and all i think its 5 years

Then if u wrote the final exam (liceum, technikum exclusive) you can go to a uni for free

[keen tartan]

"could be france" might be the most uplifting statement ive ever heard

[delicate bay]

your welcome xD

france is always getting fucked for some reason

if its not a war

its the own people

[fiery coral]

Cause its weird kek

[keen tartan]

"you think your country is fucked cause your only good politician just stepped down, went to ibiza, made a porn video and your president is now completely fuckin free to do anything he wants? at least its not france"

because france is so shite that even france bullies france

Like literally

Germany:

France:

Germany:

France:

Germany: looks in frances general direction

France: WE SURRENDER!

[smoky grotto]

@torn sun join Lab run

[keen tartan]

There he is again

Randy Butternobs

Butternubs*

[smoky grotto]

hi

[keen tartan]

hey

[delicate bay]

haha

[keen tartan]

People still acting like france was ever actually useful and wasnt just a fuckin little roadblock in both world wars

[fiery coral]

Poland vs Germany in ww2

[keen tartan]

"we made a huge fucking wall of bunkers and shit yall cant get through!"

germany:

[fiery coral]

okay atleast we will waste all of their resources

[keen tartan]

germany:

germany:

germany: aight bet

[fiery coral]

France vs germany in ww2

[keen tartan]

fuck

[delicate bay]

Germany: hey belgium

[fiery coral]

we surrender

[keen tartan]

lmao

Basically what happened was just

"yall cant get into france now"

and german just

"bet"

[delicate bay]

Germany: Just gonna walk around the maginal thank you very much

[keen tartan]

magino? more like maginot a fucking problem

[fiery coral]

Maginot line be like

[keen tartan]

3 people

[fiery coral]

my existance is pointless

[delicate bay]

haha

[keen tartan]

just spelled the maginot differently

maginal

magino

and maginot

and maginot is the only correct way

[fiery coral]

Maginot

[delicate bay]

I mean we all know what we mean

[keen tartan]

and I feel like shit

[delicate bay]

Mugginot

[fiery coral]

I know muh shit

[keen tartan]

mosin nuggetnot

[delicate bay]

mosin butternut

[fiery coral]

Kinku

*kinky

[keen tartan]

literally poland was like

"aight, we finna waste all their resources, fuck all the railroads, and make their life hard asf"

france was just like

"haha, they cant get around the magin- WE SURRENDER!"

[fiery coral]

not to mention we fought commies aswell

[keen tartan]

lmao just research paratroopers and drop 2 on paris and france surrenders

[fiery coral]

At one fucking time

[delicate bay]

hahah

I just went to the armoured divisions and rammed them through belgium

[keen tartan]

Literally in HOI IV that used to be a thing

[delicate bay]

yeah xD

[keen tartan]

i dont think it works anymore

but you could take france in TWO days

[delicate bay]

it does a little

[keen tartan]

declare war

[fiery coral]

[keen tartan]

make 2 paratroopers

send them to paris

france just fucking surrenders

sometimes the game would literally lock up because youd defeat france so fast it didnt have time to send all the notifications and shit

[delicate bay]

you get spain having their shitty civil war that lasts longer

[keen tartan]

lmao yeah

literally the blitzkrieg against poland is harder and longer than the fucking french war

[fiery coral]

Poland: is under occupation

[keen tartan]

its actually sad

You ever notice that france also never has any fuckin uprisings?

[fiery coral]

Also Poland: lets kill 200k civilians with an uprising

[keen tartan]

like nobody rebells or anything?

literally the only fucking country that has no resistance to occupation

They just dont givve a scheiße

[fiery coral]

I mean colaboration was real there

But idk whats better dude french colaborating with nazis or our AK (national resistance) murdering and hunting people and then killing 200k with an uprising kek

[delicate bay]

Im in the mood for hoi now

[fiery coral]

200k civilians ofc

[delicate bay]

But the game is fucked since the ship dlc

[keen tartan]

lmao mate ive never even touched multiplayer

id get assraped brutally

but kadafi if you wanna show me how to play hoi properly some time im down

[delicate bay]

Me and my friend used to be germany and italy and he would fuck something up and then the whole world was at war 1 week in

Im not that good at it😂

[keen tartan]

Yeah lmao

[delicate bay]

I can hold off russia for about half a year and then the british decide to tickle germany through turkey

[keen tartan]

Theres only 2 ways a game in hoi 4 can go

its either just peace for 5 years then some wars

or its just

oh god

oh fuck

oh gOD

OH FUCK

[fiery coral]

Vyelka srbija best nation

[keen tartan]

lmao

tannu tuba dude!

[delicate bay]

Yeah i played one game and had survived till 1942, literally 1st february russia declares war and nukes berlin munich the fucking lot and im here like what the fuck just happened

[keen tartan]

or whatever the fuck its called

tannu what?

[fiery coral]

Tannu what

[keen tartan]

I have a game as germany where ive taken over half the world

[fiery coral]

Also serbia is the best meme kek

[keen tartan]

and ive now dropped a total of 34 nukes on japan

but fuck that, they aint surrendering

[fiery coral]

Just nuke em to death

[keen tartan]

I cant

[delicate bay]

Then there is japan that you can be allies with and somehow they end up with more points because all the russian troops are fighting on the west so japan just steam rolls the fucking east

[keen tartan]

they dont lose any population when I nuke em

[delicate bay]

Yeah japan is a fucking joke

[keen tartan]

ive dropped 13 of the nukes on just their fucking main city

[delicate bay]

They take over china and then its all downhill for the rest of the world

[keen tartan]

and it hasnt lost a single person

nah ive already taken back almost all of the east

gimme a sec

ima go get yall a screenshot

[fiery coral]

Playing armored warfare makes me realise how ugly merkavas are btw

[keen tartan]

if my steam stopped glitching tf out at least

[fiery coral]

Ohh god theyre ugly

[warped cedar]

am I the only one who has trouble buying escape from tarkov

[keen tartan]

like you kiry

Nah, we all fuckin regret it

[warped cedar]

My friend orginally had to gift it to me, and im trying to upgrade and it wont let me lul

[fiery coral]

Hey i hef a gurlfrend i cant be ugly

[keen tartan]

well what kind of error are you getting

lul

[warped cedar]

none

its just processing forever

[keen tartan]

Speaking of girlfriend

I had a fuckin weird ass dream including my ex tonight

[warped cedar]

and if I use my card, I dont get the 1.00 charge

[keen tartan]

like waht in the actual

[warped cedar]

Im trying paypal but its not working 😗

[fiery coral]

Dude I saw my ex two days ago I was like

[keen tartan]

lmao

[delicate bay]

I had a wierd dream that i banged some ugly chick and got hiv or some shit, was a fucking noghtmare

[fiery coral]

She didnt recognise me cause beard

[keen tartan]

the best feelig is just walking past your ex with a new girl like

"bitch ive upgraded"

[fiery coral]

But I literally went 1m from her

[delicate bay]

Haha

[keen tartan]

its like "girl I got the new goddamn model"

Mate my ex fuckin spread rumours about me being gay and shit right?

She said "I saw him kiss some other dude"

But here comes the best part

HERE IT COMES

She tried to spread it to people that already knew I was fuckin bi

I didnt even know she was homophobic before that soo, bullet dodged

[fiery coral]

No newne news

*new

[keen tartan]

oh my fucking god

im boutta run after this car

and tell him to fix his goddamn brakes

fuck off its 2 am why are you driving around with brakes that sound like that

[fiery coral]

Yeeeeeee

Weeeee auehdihd

Like this ?

[keen tartan]

yes

how can you even put that sound into words that perfectly

mate I swear to god

if I ever see someone drive by in a car like that

Ima run after em and give em like 200 quid to get their fucking brakes fixed

Okay, question

Have you guys evver wanted to actually just straight up stab someone?

[delicate bay]

Yeah

[fiery coral]

Im more subtle but ye

[delicate bay]

But not for no reason

[fiery coral]

^

I have a bunch of people that require rearanging

[keen tartan]

Yeah thats what I meant

So what are the reasons behind it?

Cause sometimes I just wanna stab someone if theyre being an absolute fuckin retard

[fiery coral]

3 bitches beat my girlfriend up once

[keen tartan]

oh btw

[delicate bay]

Only once in my life I have actually went to stab someone because they stabbed my friend right in front of me and if it wasnt for my friends and kids that were near I would have

[keen tartan]

I naval invaded japan with like 100 divisions

and somehow they all died and couldnt push against 2 fucking japanese divisions

[delicate bay]

Yeah its because they get attacked from 4 squares

[keen tartan]

so now where do we post screenshots of stuff that isnt tarkov related

[delicate bay]

but your only attacking one

[keen tartan]

No

[delicate bay]

screenshots

[fiery coral]

Screenshots

[keen tartan]

there was literally only ONE divisions

and I was in a port

[delicate bay]

I mean the game is dodgy

[keen tartan]

and I somehow ran out of fuckin supply and shit while only fighting ONE of their divisions

and I was fighting that ONE divsion on like 3 squares aswell

its fuckin trash mate

[delicate bay]

I hate when your troops get cut off from supplies

[keen tartan]

The worst is when tehy CLEARLY have a route for supplies

the guys in the next square get em

but they just dont

[delicate bay]

Its a pisstake

I love when you naval invade someone and they just get absolutely fucked

you just see squares go 1 by 1 and your like fuck yeah

but then you forget that your getting pushed back into berlin by britain and america on the west and russia on the east xD

[fiery coral]

Big oof

[keen tartan]

that or someone has 0 divisions left on the details screen

then you invade

and are greeted by 130 divisions

[delicate bay]

yeah xD

Insert fucking shrek saying Oh hallo there xD

[fiery coral]

Winter war be like ^

[keen tartan]

turns around

sees 130 divisions

"ohpoop"

[fiery coral]

Russia takes berlin

Also russia loses to some under 6mil people shithole

[keen tartan]

russia takes germany

france comes back

france gets invaded by spain

[delicate bay]

That feeling when you do most the work in a war and japan does fuckall but take squares and doesnt fight and gets most of russia

[keen tartan]

no matter what anybody says I swear to god hoi4 is the funniest fucking game ever

[delicate bay]

i dunno civ when gandhi is a warmonger

[keen tartan]

fair point

gandhi the whole game like: lets be peaceful

[delicate bay]

''Im all about peace''

[keen tartan]

you: starts war with gandhi

[delicate bay]

Oh heres a nuke for you BANG

[keen tartan]

gandhi: how could you, I would never hurt a single soul!

also gandhi: nukes all your cities... twice

[delicate bay]

When I knew gandhi was in a game I played I literally restart till he isnt

and yeah I know that you can choose who is in the game but I like it being random

[jagged field]

@delicate bay did you nuke verything

[delicate bay]

@jagged field which game?

Hoi or civ?

[jagged field]

i thought you were on about civilization

[keen tartan]

btw I just found out what THAT song is

[jagged field]

since ghandi

[keen tartan]

yknow the one you hear everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CzSCWpF7TM

[delicate bay]

yeah we were talking about hoi earlier on and now civ

[keen tartan]

this channel still has embed

[fiery coral]

Shh

[jagged field]

i still wanna buy HOI4 but no money
also i tried to play crusader kings 2 and achieved nothing

[delicate bay]

I got ck2 for free

havent played it

[keen tartan]

must.

not.

post.

eft.

gif.

[delicate bay]

hoi4 is good but...

since the man the guns dlc or whatever, it is bugged

[keen tartan]

yeah

sub detection and shit

with ships

[delicate bay]

like you cant control your troops for some reason

it just bugs out

[keen tartan]

and that

[delicate bay]

you have to restart your game only for it to do it again after another 10 mins

still a good game though

[jagged field]

yeah, only reason i got ck2 is because it was free

[delicate bay]

I dont think its actually that much on cdkeys or something

[jagged field]

its 11€ on instant gaming

friend wants to play with me too

[delicate bay]

Hmm

[jagged field]

but
no money

[delicate bay]

fuck it im downloading crusader kings 2

I will play it tomorrow if any of you guys want to join xD

Hell I dunno if its even multiplayer xD

[jagged field]

i got whole 4 minutes playtime and i didnt know what to do

[delicate bay]

haha

yeah that happens

that was me on hoi 4 till around a good 2 hours in and constantly pausing the game

[jagged field]

was thinking about playing it when i had some video in my yt recommendations today that was named something like Crusader Kings II Incest only challenge

[delicate bay]

haha

fucking incest only

seems legit

[jagged field]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9w5U1rSd88

[delicate bay]

the fuck xD

is this game literally just hoi but medieval times

[keen tartan]

quality video

I approve

and yes

yes it is

[jagged field]

it is yes

[keen tartan]

its hoi medieval times

but more jank

WAY more jank

[jagged field]

you can also convert your savegame from different paradox games to the next one, but dont ask from which to which and how

[keen tartan]

Disclaimer: you can, but you also cant

omegalul

when hoi4 first came out there was a feature for being able to convert

and people got banned for modifying game files

WITH the feature

omegafuckinglul bro

[jagged field]

some friend just told me that

wow

i saw some cool mod videos for hoi4, thats why i want it

[delicate bay]

why would you want to do that

[keen tartan]

idk

[delicate bay]

yeah there is a load of mods xD

[jagged field]

like Unification Wars from Warhammer 40k, looks fun

[keen tartan]

maybe you want to show off your huge cock in hoi4 instead of hoi3

[jagged field]

or Old World Blues

[keen tartan]

yes

old world blues is worth the whole thing

[jagged field]

i wanna play old world lues

[delicate bay]

I mean you gotta grind to get a big dick in a gam

[keen tartan]

also millenium dawn is getting updated

[delicate bay]

cant just skip ahead to big dickery

[keen tartan]

well in hoi3 it was pretty easy to get a big dick

unless you play russia

then you can

want manhood

play russia

get huge cock

[jagged field]

millenium dawn reads like Time to start WW3 as germany

[keen tartan]

thats not what it reads like

thats what it is

[jagged field]

nah

or that

yes

lmao

[keen tartan]

GUYS

GUYS

MILLENIUM DAWN IS RELEASING TODAY!

uuuh

tomorrow for amerifags

on the 25th!

[jagged field]

yes, 11.11€ on instant gaming

fuck
i dont have money for the next week

[delicate bay]

ayy

[jagged field]

but i wanna buy it now

maybe im gonna try if i understand ck2 tonight

bet i wont

[keen tartan]

bet

[jagged field]

also friend that wants to play hoi4 with me got 800 hours

reee

[delicate bay]

send me a link to that @keen tartan

[jagged field]

no, wait

860

ffs

[delicate bay]

I only have 48

[keen tartan]

cant find it rn for some reason

gimme asec

[delicate bay]

yeah I couldnt find it either

[keen tartan]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=719416488

[delicate bay]

just subscribed to it

[keen tartan]

ye

[delicate bay]

so I dont forget

[keen tartan]

be aware it doesnt work yet

but it will be updated today

its merging with modern day 4

[delicate bay]

Yeah I know

[keen tartan]

so when do we get mad jack churchill to just fucking wipe out germany all by himself?

that needs to be a mod

a special troop division

thats just one guy

that fucking just kills germans

[jagged field]

i dont understand this game

i go sleep

tried to declare war on scotland as england and didnt see how

[keen tartan]

buy hoi 4 first

[jagged field]

yeah

soon

[keen tartan]

no

now

[jagged field]

if i had money

[keen tartan]

you dont need money

just buy

[jagged field]

[earnest sluice]

https://twitter.com/Tweezaintshit22/status/1131781214317056000

AITE BLOOD (@Tweezaintshit22)

Oh blood I am in TEARS WTF https://t.co/XBTZVsoT4J

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[pure stirrup]

hey guys

wanna get a general consensus

would anyone appreciate a hatchling guide for EFT?

also what are your viewpoints on hatchling based play

[bold trellis]

I think that people would back lash that

hatchlings are frowned upon

but im sure a lot of people will find it helpful lol

[copper dagger]

Hatchlings are perfect display of gear fear and greed.

[spice kernel]

Aren't raiders supposed to say something or at least engage before they just start hucking grenades at you?

[vocal folio]

most of the time

[spice kernel]

This was like my fifth time having a mystery grenade being tossed directly at my feet and instantly killing me

[vocal folio]

they can dont mean they will

it seems like they yell at first contact and less during combat

[spice kernel]

It was first combat, they hadn't even shot at me then i just see a fucking grenade being tossed like Kobe Bryant type shit over cargo crates and landing directly at my feet

[vocal folio]

especially when they are flanking in stealth they stay pretty quiet

you sure it wasnt a player

[spice kernel]

said the faction was Scav

And there's no player scavs on labs

this game's honestly broken, i'm probably done for a few days

[vocal folio]

uh huh

[spice kernel]

i said probably, alright? we're all addicted to tarkov no need to uh huh me

lmao

[smoky grotto]

👌

[hollow isle]

Damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bja4cZM333s

[limpid marsh]

if you a camper and loves to wait at the exit to get your kill... you just a piece of (u know what)... just wanna say it out loud

[jagged field]

nice

[hollow isle]

shit

you can say "shit".

[proven saffron]

@jovial wagon Sorry for the ping. Do you have any recommendations for Beyer's DT1770 closed headphones (soundcard/amp/else)?

[jovial wagon]

Umm

In regards to what

@proven saffron

Whatcha tryna do

[proven saffron]

Getting decent sound out of them for decent money

http://prntscr.com/ntahf5

That's the onboard specs through which they are powered right now.

[cursive ivy]

fancy man

[proven saffron]

I dunno after looking up the specs they don‘t seem that special

[jovial wagon]

@proven saffron do they run right into your pc

[proven saffron]

Yeah that‘s directly linked to the motherboard

The quality seems to be good, I was running my MMX300 (32ohms) through a USB connection at 44khz iirc

[steady nymph]

anyone has the report section link for reddit ?

[vocal folio]

!report

[analog hull]

Hello @vocal folio,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

[steady nymph]

ty

[unborn rivet]

Anyone else experiencing server connection lost atm?

Was just about to extract a Labs raid and it faded to black on us

[eager hamlet]

What if adam and eve used a condom

[smoky grotto]

I've been having desync issues all day

[jagged field]

what if they existed

[smoky grotto]

Possibly related

[abstract junco]

They should allow multiplayer offline raiding for honing out callouts, help new players, and practice squad play such as 5 mans

[grave birch]

does bsg ban people for inappropriate names?

wrong chat

[bold trellis]

no

not atm

there is a filter though

[smoky grotto]

yikes

so... its not the best

[hoary grove]

it sucks but its something you have to deal with on every game, my babies are mixed so im not looking forward to all the questions ima get when they start getting into online gaming lol

at least theres no voice chat atm, its the only online game i play where i dont have to encounter the 10 year olds squeaking about fucking my mom

[slender citrus]

The F-16 is neat

[proven saffron]

Smoof!

[eager hamlet]

Yknow how people who are in the game since las christmas get the m1a and keytool, and ammo boxes and all that, will we be getting something like that next christmas? Or any time?

[proven saffron]

Check your profile page to see if you've got any in-game gifts available to you.

[fiery coral]

Also yes

probs next xmas will be another gift

[proven saffron]

"probs"

Nobody knows.

Not fair to get people's hopes up.

[eager hamlet]

Dzieki Grzmot

[winged hearth]

@abstract junco I saw on the dev blog they have plans to add in coop offline raids for practice and fun

[wanton cloud]

https://www.instagram.com/dfw_chameleons/

follow my instagram page

they my chameleons from madagascar

[bold trellis]

@wanton cloud i almost got a chameleon

[wanton cloud]

What made you change your mind

if you need any information or help just lmk @bold trellis

[bold trellis]

I got axolotls instead because chameleons cost more

I love reptiles though

[wanton cloud]

thats really cool same her

here

[bold trellis]

I have a ball python atm, used to have beardies

[wanton cloud]

my girlfriend does genetic research on axos

[bold trellis]

they are interesting animals

[wanton cloud]

i have two balls as well

and not the ones between my legs lmao

[bold trellis]

my one got a gill biten off, almost had full regrown

[wanton cloud]

well if your ever interested in panther chameleons which are around 300 i sell them for 200

and you can choose to get a veiled but they are beyond aggressive and really need someone whos tough on them

[bold trellis]

I can't really pay for another animal right now

[wanton cloud]

yeah thats understandable

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

I kind of want a monitor though

I'm aware of how much work they are, I've wanted one for many years

[wanton cloud]

those are really cool

ive seen people really create a good relationship with them

[bold trellis]

it just takes a lot of work

and breed matters a ton

[wanton cloud]

they are super smart, if they have trouble killing their prey they will drown them

its pretty cool, and for sure im thinking about getting an African Grey

[bold trellis]

I never had a specific in mind cause I wont have a chance for years

my mom had one and it scared her

apparently made a hole In their back door and got out

[vocal folio]

Oo fuck

[sage charm]

i used to keep boas and pythons and a few other snake species

now i have tarantulas since i have kids, much less care required

[candid birch]

probably wont play anymore this until they release a major update, lots of bad decisions lead to poor stash economy so im donating all my stuff, send me a picture of your stash and ill choose someone that needs my stuff

got a keybar, i case medcase gamma and 2 ammo boxes filled with decent and good ammo

[proven saffron]

I have just 500k/~7k usd with a few fancy rifles and armor

I could use it :v

[jagged field]

you got enough

[vocal folio]

Don’t need armor to snipe, cass

[proven saffron]

I need it for fashion

[vocal folio]

The flex

[jagged field]

fashion?
pink plate carriers when

[vocal folio]

Neon pink spray paint

[graceful onyx]

andare fare rubare vado

[prime hemlock]

Yo, theres no news of Reshade being banable is there?

Pretty sure not, just double checking

[vocal folio]

Not yet no

[hoary iron]

whats a replacement i can use for gunsmith 8 for the silencero 46 thats cheaper

[vocal folio]

@hoary iron for that any should

[keen tartan]

Mate, count dankula uploaded a new video and he's quickly turned into the maddest of lads

For the people that dont know count dankula is the guy that has had his life ruined by the cucks in the government and the police force in the UK (scotland) over a nazi joke that was making fun of nazis.

[olive ridge]

I just found someone friendly on shoreline and we got, claped so sad 😢

[smoky grotto]

Congrats to the guy that waited the whole game for me to extract

I honestly thought the server was dead

Gave me a heart attack

[tiny rain]

Exit campers need euthanising

[jagged field]

its a legit strat

[tiny rain]

You spelled bitch wrong

[smoky grotto]

I kill 13 raiders and 1 player that tried to sneak up on me, and the whole server is empty; No sound, No actions, No raiders.

I walk down a hallway

Turn a corner

Guy sitting in a bush

Thanks, Kase

[tiny rain]

Skilful

If you’re so bad at the game you think camping a bush for 50 minutes is a ‘strat’ then you’re playing the wrong genre

[jagged field]

i mean, i dont do that, but it is a legit strat

[smoky grotto]

the only thing legit about it is that it's shit

[jagged field]

stop crying

[smoky grotto]

I bet you're a camper too

;P

[jagged field]

not really, no

[smoky grotto]

Alright

[crimson monolith]

is goshan register worth keeping?

Or should I jsut sell it

[tiny rain]

If you enjoy searching cash registers with com tacs for 10 minutes at a time keep it

[jagged field]

its for a ragman tasj

if you don't plan to do it, sell it

[tiny rain]

I sold mine cos it’s just not a particularly fun way to earn money and the take-home per raid really isn’t that much

[crimson monolith]

Aah okay thanks guys

[delicate bay]

@jagged field finally gonna try crusader kings 2 xD

[vivid niche]

https://youtu.be/yq4ozZ8Bg2s

Hey PS

try this

good game

[smoky grotto]

Me: has good raid

Extract Camper: Hehe boi

[vivid niche]

DIED TWICE FROM THEM TODAY

https://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M

[humble frost]

@smoky grotto I can't msg u the msgs aern't sending

[smoky grotto]

i k

i saw that 2

[bold trellis]

wait

are you trying to msg actual tech support or the guy named tech support

[smoky grotto]

a guy named tech support

😂

[hushed garden]

I wasnt going to say the n word but whatever makes you happy, mods

[agile hollow]

*shrug*

[humble frost]

@bold trellis Yes.

[tidal wind]

@fickle crow a guy named @dark perch is going around mic spamming with voicemod pro

and being racist lol

im recording XD

[craggy fiber]

<@&521779599470755875> please server mute/ban Shadow of Rixey going around ear raping

[vocal folio]

Yanni343Today at 7:17 PM
Robin / Ociex#1304 a guy named Shadow Of Rixey#1986 is going around mic spamming with voicemod pro
and being racist lol
hmm saying lol and some random software yeah sounds fake as fuck

yeah pretty really,

[smoky grotto]

staff this shadow of rixey guy joined and started making loud farting noises and then just left pretty troll although i recommend the mute button for those that are annoyed

[warped yacht]

Dealt

[vocal folio]

Oof witch hunts

[warped yacht]

His movements are registered and his behaviour checked

[severe bridge]

Where is this Military Checkpoint key used? ive had it for awhile but i dont know where to deploy it

[rare onyx]

the small outpost at military checkpoint

bottom floor.

[severe bridge]

so uhhh
idk if ive broken the game or not but the tactec armored plate carrier can fit ontop of my armor vest for some reason?
does the defense stack or no?

[rare onyx]

it has to go through rig first

so yes

[severe bridge]

lol i have a class 4 ontop of a class 4
BEHOLD
THE CLASS 8 ARMOR VEST

[bold trellis]

It doesn't work like that

its still level 4

[tardy rivet]

https://youtu.be/Xii9_oWQ7HY

This guy owned that .308

Them kicks

[neat furnace]

i found 2 ledx

is that good ?

[jagged field]

yes

[neat furnace]

and my game crashed

i hope they stay in my beta

[jagged field]

one is about 850k on the flea market rn

[neat furnace]

I'll sell for about 750k then

I need money fast

oh my god thx god

they are still in there

[dusk cloak]

why are ledx so expensive

[vocal folio]

quest

[jagged field]

rare

[neat furnace]

haha i found another 2 :DDDD

its my lucky day :}

[jagged field]

i didn't find a single one this wipe

[keen tartan]

Count dankula is going fuckin off this week mate

First he made another Pug training vid

Now he has simon fucking mann on his stream talking about what happened when he tried to overthrow a fucking government

514k subs can get you damn far

[jagged field]

who

[fiery coral]

Y o m o m g o t e e m @jagged field

[jagged field]

okay

[teal rose]

anybody have a free copy of tarkov realy want the game plzz help💯

[jagged field]

[sage charm]

lol

[quaint stag]

.>

[vocal folio]

Frenky

[smoky grotto]

Grenades are very skillfull

[smoky grotto]

Especially when your F1 misses and heads toward your geared buddies in elbow of labs

oh god

I almost did that once

[smoky grotto]

When are they going to fix their fucking GARBAGE anti cheat

[grizzled cosmos]

[dense verge]

anyone trade 22 bitcoins for thicc weapons case?

[golden hazel]

F

@dense verge thats not even close to being worth it

@dense verge oh nvm my bad i read thicc items case

[dense verge]

yea

i dont have mechanic level 4

only like 3

and all these bitcoins are taking up space and was saving for a thicc weapons case

[lime spoke]

i just don't get the helmet system. like, why can't i put 6 red dots on my helmet? it seems like they would come in handy to me.

[round beacon]

why the fuck do cheaters run labs

I feel like almost every 3rd or so run on labs, theres some dude who just goes straight to where you are and prefires you

[hard laurel]

ignore them

[winged hearth]

😦

we finally get a game which is 100% no bullshit in 2019, and the balding losers still roll on in with the hacks

[tardy rivet]

@hard laurel kinda hard to ignore them with an F-1 up my ass and an HK in my face

But if it's not prefiring it could also be shitty netcode responsible for some of the weirder stuff

[echo lynx]

i wonder if because of the leaps and bounds AMD has made in their hardware development, if this will lead to more AMD optimized updates for Tarkov?

[earnest shadow]

Oh that sucks

I can't try to win a key if I don't already have the game

[earnest shadow]

Guess I'm not getting a key rip

[tacit oriole]

who cares its temp like anyone give a sh it

they need to work towards fixing the game instead of giving people a broken version to play. broken promises with tarkov. more broken ones to come. open you're eyes stash house was announced a year ago and they are now just getting around to adding it. unreal😂 🔫

ps unity is the worst engine. smart choice battlestate to stick it out. i doubt it will ever come out of beta. sad face

[jagged field]

You know what a Beta is, right? You know betas are normally a broken stage of the game?

[fiery coral]

Unity worst engine

Bro the fact that people make shitty games with unity doesnt mean its shit

Its a fairly good and rly ez to learn engine

And its free

[civic epoch]

Unity is a very good engine

But nothing beats proprietary

unless you're Bioware trying to flip an engine that isn't built for multiplayer support with no help from the original devs

[hard laurel]

Yo guys does anyone have a trial code i could use?

[vocal folio]

No one has trial codes

[normal gazelle]

I still don’t get why they just don’t get a group of people together to watch runs as spectators and make reports based on reports from players, they could easily get players to do that too, even if they add better anti cheat it won’t stop the hackers

[drowsy sierra]

Any news on when 12.0 will drop?

[vocal folio]

[winged hearth]

@normal gazelle Ive thought that too. There would be people willing to spectate. But theyd obv have to sign up and sign agreements and such

[normal gazelle]

yeah precisely ^^

@winged hearth

[robust jackal]

hope it worked

[smoky grotto]

<@&521779599470755875> there is a guy who is following us around channels not letting us get our teammate in his id is @mental swallow

[bold trellis]

@smoky grotto You good now?

[smoky grotto]

yea all good now we just want to warn you guys

[lapis brook]

So what’s the popular opinions on the grenade launcher soon to come?

[vocal folio]

It will be fun to have them back because they might actually work now

[fiery coral]

the popular opinion is its gonna be op

my opinion is they will be just fun

[cold swan]

Op but fun and useful.

[lapis brook]

What would you do if you got hit from 200 meters out and instantly died?

[chrome iris]

Know how other people feel when I engage them

I honestly think they will be fine, and just one more thing to consider when taking cover ect ect , ambushes are gonna suck to deal with, but that's not really new.

[vocal folio]

i mean that isnt different from getting 7n1 in the head from 500m away

[cold swan]

@vocal folio

[vocal folio]

@cold swan

what

[cold swan]

I got into uni.

[vocal folio]

noice sonny

which one

[cold swan]

Ottawa so far. Haven't heard back from York.

[vocal folio]

which one is that on your list

[cold swan]

But Ottawa is offering me $500 per semester if I go there and I can get another $1000 per term if I have my grades above 85%

2nd/1st. I just wanted to go to Ontario lmao.

[vocal folio]

oo free money

[cold swan]

York so far hasn't offered anything. So I'll probably choose Ottawa.

Idk I got until the 19th to choose.

Honestly tho I'm kinda nervous about it. I haven't really given it much thought about actually moving there. Like I've thought about it but I wasn't certain I'd get in.

So I never really thought about it.

[vocal folio]

realaity just smacked you?

ha

[cold swan]

Ye.

I mean it'll be the first time I've been completely without any family nearby.

I am moving across the country after all.

[brave tusk]

Hey is anyone else getting shot through concrete walls by scavs?

[warped yacht]

You'll be fine

[cold swan]

Ye I'm sure I will be but I'm still scared haha.

It's a big difference from what I'm used to.

[warped yacht]

Hard beginning but worth it

[cold swan]

But that's a part of life.

Yep you're right.

I'm way more excited than I am nervous.

Guess I will be going shooting with you after all, Shoot.

[vocal folio]

ha

[cold swan]

We need left handed guns tho if we're doing anything at a distance.

@vocal folio

[vocal folio]

those arent american

@cold swan

therefore they dont exsist

[cold swan]

Well.

Then I can't shoot long range.

[vocal folio]

a pistol doesnt care tho

[cold swan]

Pistols are fine, rifles aren't.

I mean. They kinda are.

[vocal folio]

just be right handed

[cold swan]

I am right handed.

But I'm left eye dominant.

[vocal folio]

oofy

hm

[cold swan]

It kinda works.

But it's not as easy to use since my right eye is also my shittier eye vision wise.

[lapis brook]

Sup

[bold trellis]

sup

[lapis brook]

Watcha up to?

[bold trellis]

Nothing

[vocal folio]

Sup

[lapis brook]

Yo

The party grows, nothing really just trying to find friends in the community

[vocal folio]

Gtb bad friend btw

[lapis brook]

hmmm, how so?

[grizzled cosmos]

Ignore basically half of what shoot says

he usually knows what he's talking about

but he's a shit

[vocal folio]

kam go home

[grizzled cosmos]

bruh I am home

just very tired

I slep now

[vocal folio]

no

[tropic bramble]

so uh

this isnt related to eft but i felt it was important enough to share

reddit has an n-word count bot

https://www.reddit.com/r/Im15AndThisIsYeet/comments/bue2he/i_am_15_and_this_is_yeet/

[bronze sphinx]

nininininini

why is it even a big deal

[dense bison]

@cedar trout

[tight finch]

Does anyone know if there is a way to report hackers in the game?

[calm ridge]

lmaooooo who just lost 2 thicc items cases in labs 😂

thank god for 100 round 5.56

[bold trellis]

Anyone know how to donate to a youtube creator

theres a way through youtube right

[calm ridge]

i only know if they are streaming

[bold trellis]

I ended up finding their patreon

[vocal folio]

@bold trellis

https://skribbl.io/?81rpTcU4ti

[bold trellis]

I'm in bed

[vocal folio]

so

[versed elm]

Please update me before I get a mental breakdown. But has the scavs in recent days get insanly buffed? I die from them as fairly geared most of my runs in Interchange and they zerg even worse and raiders does.

[winged hearth]

well I noticed an ordinary scav who was definitely above all other scavs I've ever scavved upon

He wasn't no killa or nuffin

[vocal grove]

🤔

[lucid cipher]

Hello,

I just saw the video, performance issues are related to the way maps and details are loaded, at the moment, you can experience freezes due to a very high amount of effects, objects, entities... being generated all at once, the best example of that being in a firefight for example.

It is being worked on all day and improvements are coming in future updates.
Our moderators deleted the video as users could think it is the case for Tarkov and could lead to false information being spread, which we don't want.

[bold trellis]

@vocal grove

[lucid cipher]

And of course, the AC is being updated as well, the 0.12 will be a big one

[blissful rapids]

Anyway to discard a weapon fast? (del)?

[fiery coral]

Hover over and del

[smoky grotto]

if weapon is in ur hands switch n discard key. otherwise just discard

[stone grail]

here is asuggestion to improve this server. CREATE REGIONS!!!

[jagged field]

1st #544472689444782080 2nd there are

[vocal grove]

I was half joking lol

[bold trellis]

Whats the picture

[vocal grove]

Tarkov is a really fucking laggy game tho

[bold trellis]

pm me

[vocal folio]

but tarkov is inst tho

[crude dagger]

dang two weeks of not being able to play finnaly get to play error crashes me every time i load in and the two times i get to play wijth out the errors i get shot by hackers lol rip

[robust jackal]

<@&521779599470755875> can you move nut out of shore

headset is off head and is playing a vodeo through mic

[sick sorrel]

e

[livid raven]

Any news on when a next sale might happen? I seem to have missed the latest one

[wide thicket]

https://gyazo.com/5be33f76b7ee5b3ad648959c533c1dd8

[grizzled cosmos]

@livid raven
Sales usually happen on significant Russian holidays.

[livid raven]

So June 12th hopefully 😃

[jagged field]

its not mw4

[violet light]

Looking for a few player to help me learn the game Is there a section for that in this discord ?

[jagged field]

#beginners-assistance

[tiny rain]

fucking wallhackers man, some people dont even try to be subtle with it

[echo lynx]

https://youtu.be/Ou8NazRFCrg

Uhhhh

Why am I hyped?

[fiery coral]

Gae

[echo lynx]

Watch it

[fiery coral]

Nah sorry

I skip ads not watch them

Its gonna be the same money milking game we all know

[echo lynx]

Here’s hoping they don’t fuck it up

[proven saffron]

[cold swan]

Tfw you're hoping for a good campaign again.

😢

Kek I don't even play multiplayer for cod anymore

Yeah I don't doubt it. I just don't really like it. It's too smol for my interests.

I like bigger stuff mostly. Open world is nice

Oh I'll buy the game anyways I get it for $10

Lmao.

No my friend's dad works for Activision.

No lmao.

Now for you to pay my entire university tuition... 🤔 🤔 🤔

Just be in an IT class, nerd.

Then you can do real life PC building simulator.

||Is he gonna die like him too?||

[bold trellis]

Whats wrong

with pc building sim

[cold swan]

Well you play it.

So that's one thing.

😏

[normal mist]

Ayo

Fuck this game

Its a fucking cult

Just like CSGo

They ban hackers accoutns only not hardware because they get money from them buying accounts

Fuck this sht

[vocal folio]

uh huh

imagine getting outplayed and calling hacks

[normal mist]

There is a reason you are blocked since last month all you do is isntagate 😃

[grizzled cosmos]

@normal mist
Friend, you know they DO ban hardware ids, right? You can also fake hardware ids about as easily as you can fake a IP

[normal mist]

No they dont Mik

Who told you that

[grizzled cosmos]

It was on one of the dev talks afaik

[normal mist]

Pls linik

Thats a lie in a half

Hardware Id's cant be changed "easily"

[vocal folio]

whats blocked

[grizzled cosmos]

They can't be changed, but they can be spoofed, it also depends on which hwid the game reads. Also a quick Google search doesn't get me anything from the Devs, but the hackers say there's no Id ban.

I need to pan through the dev streams when I get home

[vocal folio]

hey its okay to be bad at the game

[lapis brook]

Can someone explain offline mode?

[broken pollen]

@lapis brook basically...

its just a way of getting used to a map

its like you go in with as much gear as you want

you can select the level of scavs

and the gear and bullets you loose.

dont count, you get it all back

so its like playing sandbox

[lapis brook]

Ok, thanks. Do you keep Xp?

[vocal folio]

nope

only keep what you bring in

[normal mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmrstdUg7bw

[lapis brook]

Oki, thank you

[spare void]

So Vermintide is getting some new dlc

and uh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/505598721480851457/584051489341702185/babie.png

LOOK AT THIS CUTE BAB

[bold trellis]

you

you know thats satan right

[spare void]

Satan can be cute

[vocal folio]

[spare void]

and that bab is adorable

You cant deny it

[bold trellis]

Thats satans baby is what I mean

hes litteraly holding it

[spare void]

aktchually

thats a beastman

[bold trellis]

Not anymore

[spare void]

https://youtu.be/63dlMjRL2HY

[bold trellis]

Oh so just the baby is satan then

[spare void]

it was born from a human..somehow

[bold trellis]

So it is satans baby

I dont like apple

[vocal folio]

oof

[bold trellis]

Pc building sim is for windows computers u doink

or linux I guess

[vocal folio]

G, u see the vid of the dude playing doom on the lute in mordhau

[bold trellis]

I play megalovania on the lute every time I wanted to disrespect people

[vocal folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_zzJiWJQ08

[bold trellis]

Yea if you play mordhau

these people are in every game

Like 2 per game at least

[vocal folio]

well ofc

someone always gotta meme

[winged hearth]

Wtf. Theyre making a 'Modern Warefare'?

[broken pollen]

yeah @winged hearth

price is back!

[winged hearth]

Honestly fuck them. Anyone gettingn excited for that is a sheeple

[broken pollen]

i probs wont buy it but ya know

[winged hearth]

'Op, we tried to bring back ww2 for pandering but we failed. Guess we'll try juice the old cod 4 fans'

[primal vapor]

labs anyone?

[broken pollen]

@primal vapor yo

[primal vapor]

yo

im in EU -Labs - Geared

[broken pollen]

We can do a 5 man

yeah same

2 guys that need gear

[quaint stag]

#pvp-lfg

[grizzled cosmos]

@normal mist
You are correct, I'm sorry. It was a mention of improvements to the ban system, not a statement of what their actually doing.

[vocal folio]

Region lock China

[normal mist]

You Gucci Mik

Game is trash with all these bugs and hacks

[vocal folio]

lol

[normal mist]

Fucking spam crouching in labs

[grizzled cosmos]

Game is trash, but it fun trash.

[jagged field]

trash can be fun

[lilac holly]

Had to share. Just found the red keycard! So excited! 😃

[brittle sentinel]

can u use akmsn for the amk series kills on shoreline quest?

or does it have to be akm only?

[vocal folio]

any akm works

[rare onyx]

an akm is an akm

they are just variants otherwise

[cold swan]

@vocal folio AKM ghey

[jagged field]

AKM, AKMS, AKMN and AKMSN

[tidal heron]

Looking for someone to play with, new af to tarkov

[broken pollen]

@tidal heron sure i'm up to help

[tidal heron]

Forgot to mention im on OCE my bad

[winged hearth]

I love these retards who spout 'game is trash'. I mean, you may or may not be saying it half-jokingly, but I still see it a lot

This game is so far from trash Id sooner explode than be able to describe it properly

[fiery coral]

Ye its trash

[winged hearth]

yeah but see, I already know youre a troll so Im not mad at you

[normal mist]

Game is trash though

[winged hearth]

there he is

[normal mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmrstdUg7bw

It sucks cuz everyone defends this game but its funny how Tarkov is now being forced to Hardware Ban EOD hackers because there little sceem has been discovered for using hackers as passive income

Monday is banwave BTw

[winged hearth]

Fuck, that shits depressin. And its funny coz the betas who buy ingame currency would complain just as loudly about hackers in the game

[normal mist]

Ye its also funny its against the law to do that in Third world countries and in US

So ye\

Nice try

😃

CSGo did thats why the game is free now Valave shut them down

[winged hearth]

huh?

How did csgo going ftp shut down real world trading

[normal mist]

CSGO did the same thing they bannd hacked accounts but sold hackers the accounts

[winged hearth]

why is givingt the accts free better than that

[normal mist]

Because now you have to pay for prime to play the game and also link a phone number to the account to play ranked

Only one number can be used once

Only way to play ranked is to pay for prime

[winged hearth]

pay for prime? Is that a subscription

[normal mist]

Yes

Like ESAE

Basically

[fiery coral]

Not if you bought the game

[normal mist]

And this game is the best game for ingame selling I like to compare it to WOW. Hackers come in and make thousands of dollars off of websites and off of one account, and once that account is banned you know what they do? buy another account. Just one big cycle and the center of it is BSG they are getting non stop money

[winged hearth]

Yeah, but I dont think they quite enjoy reaping the benefits

Its pretty bleedingly obviously that tarkov is a project of passion

[normal mist]

Idk man.. Have you seen the profits they make off of this game alone

[winged hearth]

I could imagine

But regardless. Like i said, passion is obviously involved unlike most other games

[normal mist]

But ye im done ranting its just a 2 in 1 package BSG and hackers benefit player base that grinds legit, loses

[winged hearth]

So I highly doubt they look at the money they get from hackers rebuying accts as a silver lining or more

[normal mist]

They banned 20k accounts

Uhm??

[winged hearth]

Is english your first language

I think yorue not quite getting what im saying bro

[normal mist]

English is not first

[empty saffron]

Y'all confusing me at this point. Are you complaining you that they banned 20k people lol

[normal mist]

I don't really

[winged hearth]

ah ok

[normal mist]

No Xzile I complain because center of this scheme is BSG

[winged hearth]

Lol -.-

[normal mist]

people who notice this will be banned, basically how Exotic did

[winged hearth]

Dont listen to him Xzile. Rampant hacks isnt healthy for any game. This isnt china

[normal mist]

He exposed BSG and he got banned for it

[empty saffron]

To me it seems your complaining because people got banned and rebuy the game to keep playing. ( Which would not be possible if they hardware ban which I do believe they do) so how do you propose a fix cause ya can't exactly just stop letting people buy the game

[winged hearth]

Fuckin nikita isnt up there goin 'hmm, hope more people start hacking so we can ban them so they can buy the game again'

[normal mist]

YES HE IS LOL

[winged hearth]

Aight. This is where I label you a fucking idiot like I did originally and move on

[empty saffron]

I doubt that

[winged hearth]

pce

[normal mist]

Yikes

[empty saffron]

LMAO same @winged hearth

[normal mist]

Also the never HWID banned

Until this upcoming monday

[empty saffron]

Then problem solved? Quit bitching?

[normal mist]

And its against BSG rules to have more than one account

[winged hearth]

I dont think its good to shit in the only spring in the desert. Not to overglorify tarkov, but it sorta is like that

But all this game is trash talk really doesnt help anything. So many people spout that shit too

[normal mist]

Yes I understand,

Have you ever heard of contract wars soupy?

[winged hearth]

no

[normal mist]

Ok thats EFT basically before EFT

Look it up

The game shut down to cheats

[winged hearth]

ok i will

Oof

[normal mist]

It was created by the devs of tarkov

😃

[winged hearth]

oh noes

Well I hope they fuckin learned a thing or two from it

[jagged field]

CW isn't shut down

[normal mist]

It isnt your right it just has 0 players