general-chat

[slender badger]

I've been trying to clear out the missions there and it's either a complete ghost town or I'm dead before I know what hit me

[silk trail]

Stay away from the center, especially Kiba, and stay away from IDEA. Those are the hot PMC zones.

The parking garage has 7 weapons crates off the top of my head and the second floor has a bunch scattered around (usually furniture stores), not to mention Techlight and TarkovStar for electronics.

(second floor as-in top floor)

[slender badger]

But I'm not inclined to spend the money because it just disappears there

I realize it's something I'm doing wrong, there's something wrong with my play style or approach.

But the game doesn't provide any feedback.

Even a kill cam would be nice so I at least know what I'm doing that's getting me whacked.

[silk trail]

I have trouble dying on Interchange. I literally have to ignore my health and try to run the timer out murdering scavs or have a bad Killa moment to die

I usually rush up to second floor and watch down the center area, especially the Kiba hall for a while.

I usually then take out all the scavs there (including Killa) and wait to see if a player comes along to loot the corpses

[proven saffron]

It‘s Escape from Tarkov so it‘s naturally learning by sacrifice

[silk trail]

Or I get bored and hit the electronics stores

[slender badger]

I've tried a few approaches, but I find if I try and take it slow there's nothing until something jumps me or I rush in an I'm dead to a PMC

[proven saffron]

I‘ve avoided Interchange outside tasks for a long time and my friend and I got wrecked repeatedly

Adapt. Overcome.

[silk trail]

You have to use a mix of slow and fast.

[proven saffron]

Going in a pair or group is your best bet also

[silk trail]

Just use normal walk speed when you're inside and only go slow if you hear somebody near you. Sprinting gives you away from a long ways off

[proven saffron]

Interchange is not a solo map unless you really know what you are doing

[slender badger]

Yeah, I've concidered that but been sick all week so talking on a mic is a no go lol

[silk trail]

....I exclusively solo Interchange lol

[proven saffron]

Another tip is: Set goals before you go there. Figure out what you want to get, where you want to go and in what order and have backup plans.

You can look up the Interchange map on the wiki

[sly lynx]

Why there is a vc called "Waiting for 0.11.7"?

[slender badger]

So people can ask each other there

[silk trail]

Because everybody is waiting for 11.7

[slender badger]

And be ignored

see above

[silk trail]

Map difficulty is defined by the player playing the map. Some people find Labs very easy

1:57 AM] Usurer: it doesn't seem to matter how much gear i wear the last couple of days, i'm dead before i can do anything. I don't think I've even taken limb damage all night

[slender badger]

From there 'til where you asked bascially

[silk trail]

Customs is the biggest PMC tossup of a map. You get a good mix of every type of player there

[slender badger]

Customs is by far the best map in the game

[silk trail]

I think it's a good thing. Great to learn how to fight against all types of players.

You can have multiple raids in a row of running into geared guys or murder squads.

[vocal folio]

aw orb is still awake

-hi-

[silk trail]

I hope you're not taking drugs just to play Tarkov better :p

That's... depressing.

and concerning

[vocal folio]

[slender badger]

See and again, I got the first three shots in, even if it was to centre of mass why am I the one down in one?

[silk trail]

Center of mass frequently hits the arms

[vocal folio]

[slender badger]

Is it like a latency issue or?

[silk trail]

Generally not, no.

Just hit the UP arrow to edit your last message.

:)

[slender badger]

well shit news to me

for best effect smoke them

[vocal folio]

Uh you need a medical professional

[silk trail]

Be careful with drugs like that. They can get addictive.

Sounds pretty unhealthy to me. I can't imagine ever taking drugs like that just to be better at a game.

[slender badger]

ok I'm out that was another one

needs a kill cam, I have no idea where that even came from

nite all

[vocal folio]

Shadow play

There’s your kill cam

[slender badger]

I dunno what that means

[silk trail]

Shadowplay is a software that's constantly recording the past specified amount of time, so all you need to do is hit a hotkey and the past X amount of time is saved in a video

I use it when I get some good kills or die to watch the game back. I usually throw it into Adobe Premier Pro and watch it in 0.25 speed.

For example, I recorded this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtKoyXlb0iE

Then I watched it back and decided to slow it down and post it because I somehow headshot that guy through the solid steel train car connector.

[bronze sphinx]

babababbaa

will someone just fuckin boil me alive

thanks

cheers

[slender badger]

That's kinda cool but I don't see how that helps with something that got me off screen

maybe im just pissy

]nite all

[smoky grotto]

gg

[young lantern]

the scavboss and his guards are just stupid. last ai shot me thru 3 cars, did see the bullet fly and hit me, tho i died before it hit me...

probably did similar moves with 3 other pmc's with good loot, godmode and godbullets enabled... 👍

[proven saffron]

I just got a mail from Beyerdynamic, they're going to repair my headset free of charge, I just need to pay shipping.

That's quality service, I'm so happy.

[sharp fog]

Temped to upgrade to limited edition anyone have any thoughts?

Edge of Darkness limited edition to be clear.

[grizzled cosmos]

Do it if you love the game, don't do it for the stash or container

[sharp fog]

I love the game want to support it and the small stash sucks ass.

[smoky grotto]

Cool, now moving on again.

@proven saffron @bold trellis @cold swan Your jobs peeps. 😛 please check chat and ensure they are being done. or please let me know if there is a power restriction so we can get mods more power to do governance on here.

[bold trellis]

Busy day at work atm

[smoky grotto]

@bold trellis I feel that 100% not coming at any one of you in particular you could all be busy with irl stuff just wanted to cue you guys to look at the chat and see whats up 😃

[cold swan]

No more discussion of the issue is allowed. Please leave the topic alone.

[slate egret]

U wont need EOD to get a bigger stash, with hideouts you will be able to upgrade to the maximum size. The difference with EOD is you'll get the full stash right away instead of having to grind upgrading the hideout @sharp fog

[queen void]

Lol, i just randomly joined here and wanted to ask this very question! Thanks @slate egret

[jolly wadi]

Can anyone tell me what's up with the stream?

[severe birch]

No one knows anything till they talk about it.

Just all for hype

[jolly wadi]

All hype no wipe

Lol

Funny how it seems to be an April's fool's joke

[cyan pulsar]

Anything new on the stream, other than PK eating food?

[smoky grotto]

nothing only circlejerking about !access spam

https://imgur.com/r0yy5kE this was the loot from previous code

I was lucky I guess

no other code so far

[median umbra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAxIw5Fm-J/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=131lzofivz2ui

[jolly wadi]

Ah okay cool

[jagged field]

@smoky grotto das my screenshot

also is that you

[vital osprey]

no its my screenshot

[jagged field]

sure it is

[safe shore]

@vast tapir Are you the one asking for PM?

[bold kestrel]

See

Glass panel

10 points to Gryffindor house

But ima have to see that gaming chair

[proper solar]

Whats with the small mousepads though?

[bold kestrel]

I must see if your accuracy is high

[proper solar]

All these wrist users.

[bold kestrel]

People have long reaction times

It's all in the gaming chair tho

[jagged field]

who needs a gaming chair if you have a camping chair with a shitbucket

[bold kestrel]

I gotta see it to witness how good your accuracy is

[shadow turtle]

shits goind down on the twtich btw

[proven saffron]

Inside

https://valid.x86.fr/pll26n

[proper solar]

Expensive office chair > expensive gaming chair.

[jagged field]

^

got the millberget (had to google) from ikea for about 2 years now, its a nice chair

70€

[bold kestrel]

Office chair = Bad accuracy

Gaming chair = +110% accuracy and +surround sound

Don't ask where it comes from

It just comes with it

[uncut carbon]

everyone knows skillz comes with skins

psh

[torn plaza]

anyone here working on decrytions on the battlestate stream

[wooden jasper]

No but what have you learned?

[smoky grotto]

@smoky grotto not at all, im german with jewish ancestors and some other far western european genes

squating is impossible to me, we had benches or stuff to sit on where i grew up

german and jewish ancestors

hmmm.jpeg

my blood vessels developed differently

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

so i cant squat on ladda like boss

https://tenor.com/view/the-dancing-slav-gif-5198469

[vocal folio]

I wanna like die. Didn’t go to bed til like 7am it’s 1pm now

[smoky grotto]

why don´t u go to bed?

[vocal folio]

I did

Just not reasonably

[smoky grotto]

then do more?

where is problem blyat?

[vocal folio]

Send me food

[smoky grotto]

sleep is vital, u do sleep wherever you are, just pull tracksuit up and fall asleep

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

u are murican, just eat from trashcans

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

enough fast food for weeks

[vocal folio]

Send Swiss food

[smoky grotto]

swiss food is too expensive

and german fast food is like US fast food

so buy it yourself

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

[vocal folio]

Me cant walk across the ocean. Excuse me what the fuck

[smoky grotto]

when i eat potatoe chips i buy them from migros selection for 5,2 dollar per 190 grams

good stuff

[vocal folio]

Hm

[smoky grotto]

they are salted and peppered perfectly

we got good food, you got unlimited access to gun violence, all good

[vocal folio]

Nah that’s Detroit Chicago and shit

[smoky grotto]

i know im just kidding around

don´t take me serious after 18:00 CET

[vocal folio]

dying internally

[royal spindle]

anybody here play factorio? 😛

[bold trellis]

I play satisfactory

[calm bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySeQmS66oC4

gearbox stream

if anyone wants to maybe see new borderlands stuff

[bold trellis]

YEET

Thank you very much @calm bramble

[royal spindle]

how is satisfactory? looks great

[bold trellis]

Its so good

can psvr stop hogging all the vr games

[smoky grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc

NEW SONG HYPE

[cold swan]

@bold trellis Satisfactory looks good but slow.

Do you agree?

[bold trellis]

Depends

play with others and its not slow

[cold swan]

I'd play alone.

[bold trellis]

play alone and its really relaxing

[cold swan]

It seems just boring cuz you'd sit there just waiting for parts to be made to then progress.

[bold trellis]

nono

you dont sit and wait for parts to be made

you make more maxhines to make more stuff faster

[cold swan]

Yes I know.

But you'd still have a period where you're waiting.

[bold trellis]

that way you dont have to wait

there is always something to do

[vocal folio]

hi dox wave

[cold swan]

Ehhh from the videos I've seen so far, it seems like a lot of waiting.

Hello.

[royal spindle]

looks pretty good, but isn't it like $50?

looks like a $25 game to me

[jagged field]

@smoky grotto rammstein isnt my music, but that one was good

[smoky grotto]

@jagged field clip is masterpiece bro

[bold trellis]

@royal spindle its 30\

[chrome iris]

@bold trellis in waiting room

[vocal folio]

nani?

[royal spindle]

30 is acceptable

[royal current]

BORDERLANDS

3

CONFIRMED

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[bold trellis]

Tiny tina all grown up

[grizzled cosmos]

Here's the important question @royal current , is it Epic exclusive?

[bold trellis]

Dont think so

[royal current]

It

better not be

I'd rather buy a console

than a game on epic

[grizzled cosmos]

Ew, playing shooters on consoles.

[smoky grotto]

borderlands 3: everyone is dead

[willow coyote]

YEEEEEEEEEE

Bl3 im so fucking hyped

[median umbra]

https://www.stalker2.com/

[grizzled cosmos]

Game isn't even in development, get it outta here

[smoky grotto]

thats old news

[grizzled cosmos]

Also inb4 BL3 for Epic exclusive

[median umbra]

Ok

[rare onyx]

Mw2 remastered pls

[grizzled cosmos]

Nop

World at War remastered when?

[jagged field]

isnt mw2 remastered confirmed?

but without multiplayer

[cold swan]

Yes I believe.

I hope.

I loved MW2.

I hope they put spec ops in tho.

[grizzled cosmos]

Man the MW2 spec ops missions were a blast

[cold swan]

MW2 in general was a blast.

Best cod imo.

[jagged field]

liked black ops 2 more

[cold swan]

I liked BO2 but idk. MW2 will always be the best for me.

[calm bramble]

Bo2 best for me

plus best microtransactions out of the games that had them

ghosts is a second on that one

[cold swan]

I hate microtransactions.

[calm bramble]

they werent bad back then

[grizzled cosmos]

'Best microtransactions'

The concept alone is bad

[calm bramble]

$2 for a camo for every single gun vs $20-30 for 1 gun camo

[grizzled cosmos]

If you think otherwise, you're bad.

[cold swan]

I'd rather just not have them.

[vocal folio]

Finest Hour, Big Red One and the Cod 3 where we can drive tanks and shit in multi

[calm bramble]

I mean they're not going away ever so better get used to them

[cold swan]

Tfw you don't play multiplayer.

[grizzled cosmos]

Shit shoot, and here I thought you had shit taste.

[vocal folio]

bitch please

[grizzled cosmos]

Turns out you have patrician taste

[vocal folio]

Dox go be with ur friend

[cold swan]

I just got there.

[vocal folio]

Finest Hour was fucking dope

okay

[grizzled cosmos]

And Hatter, that's quitter talk

[calm bramble]

its the truth

[vocal folio]

Cod 3 and 5 where the only to have tanks and shit so they are also damn high on the greatest cod list

[calm bramble]

sure there will be many games without but the big ones and obviously F2P games will have MTs

imagine cod without microtransactions for instance

activi$ion not gonna let it happen

[vocal folio]

riding in a bren carrier and capt price

yeet

[grizzled cosmos]

Bethesda folded on their shitty launcher, one Fortnort goes tits up Epic will have to either become consumer friendly and competent, or capitulate to Steam.

[calm bramble]

anyway cod is trash with all the specialist crap so if this year is bad it will fall further and further down

and bethesda is going to steam anyway

[grizzled cosmos]

That's what I'm talking about

[calm bramble]

imagine BL3 epic store exclusive

[vocal folio]

Best Call of Duty
1 Mod War 1
2 Finest Hour
3 Big Red One
4 WaW
5 Cod 3

[grizzled cosmos]

HAH

Fuuuuuck you Gearbox

[cold swan]

Summer 2025.

Nice.

[calm bramble]

its editied btw thonk

[vocal folio]

half life 3 will dorp before bl3

[calm bramble]

i would have done like 2020 to make it realistic but still fooled my mate with it

if it is epic store exclusive there will be a SHITSTORM tho

[vocal folio]

Bl2 was like 2011

or something

ebic is shit

[calm bramble]

the reviews on steam for borderlands would hit 0% positive

bet

they cant afford to lose all the hype and goodwill though

it would kill the release

they cant be that stupid

[misty remnant]

@vocal folio deus vult

@odd saddle @thorny flume

[thorny flume]

MEME

REVIEW

👏🏻

[misty remnant]

^

[thorny flume]

A knight in a parking lot

how relatable

[misty remnant]

CHING CHONG 100

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[vocal folio]

Luka shut it romanian farmer pleb

[thorny flume]

Luka you gypsey

[thorny flume]

Cmon

ROMANIAN GYPSEY = RUSSIAN GOPNik

YA

[vocal folio]

oh wait arent you bulgarian

[misty remnant]

was he born with a makarov?

no?

not bulgarian

👏😤

[thorny flume]

He's not bulgarian you dim wit

He's tarkovian

[misty remnant]

crbovan what

srbovane

huh

[fiery coral]

Omfg why are adds here so racist jeez

They gotta chill

Wielka serbia !!!

And then you realise that they were bullied by everyone

[proven saffron]

[lusty dragon]

The game is dead according to my friend... Is there anywhere i can see how many people is playing the game?

[vocal folio]

ur friend needs to stop playing on 1 server

[thorny flume]

"This is a restricted product and it can be activated and played ONLY in Europe, the Middle East, Africa"

Does this mean Israel is included?

[lusty dragon]

Middle East.

If it has oil, it's Middle East.

My friend does not have the game btw

[vocal folio]

well ur friend is stupid

sounds like u need a new one

[lusty dragon]

Well, it's my only friend : (

So, where can I find how many people are playing?

[vocal folio]

u dont

but theres a lot

[lusty dragon]

i c

[thorny flume]

If only there's a way to find out if it works in Israel

I can't even send a message to the seller

[ruby basin]

I'm not sure where you would use for a server, but there are israelis with Tarkov.

[thorny flume]

@ruby basin I'm not buying tarkov

I'm buying division 2

[ruby basin]

ah

[thorny flume]

I'm gonna go full hardcore mode when 0.12 comes out

But for now I'll try some division 2

[cold swan]

I will go slightly harder when .12 drops.

[thorny flume]

I'll go so hard I'll melt killa's maska off with a zibbo

[cold swan]

Damn.

[lusty dragon]

imma sell my ps4, buy a new monitor and eft 😎

all that yaddy yadda for that game, what would I not do for it lol!

I think I got some really good deals here lmao

I traded the monitor I bough not so long ago for a ps4 and some games xd

[silk trail]

It might be worth keeping a PS4 controller if you're going to be PC gaming a bit. Controller is better and nicer to use for some games.

(Not first-person-shooters though)

[lusty dragon]

Yeah but.. I only have 1 controller and I dont even know how to use it.

Yet alone, I never touched one in my life before

And I dont play a variety of games

[magic flax]

Borderlands 3 thoughts?

[grizzled cosmos]

If it's not on Epic, insta-preorder

If it is, not interested

[proven saffron]

Have they not communicated so far if it'll be on the Epic Store/ES Exclusive?

[grizzled cosmos]

Nope.

Their announcing the platforms on the 4th

My theory is it's gonna be Epic-Exclusive, their just using this time to build the hype.

[cold swan]

Every other borderlands game has been on Steam.

I don't see a reason to change.

[grizzled cosmos]

Every other Metro game was on Steam.

[cold swan]

I mean if it's on the epic store, I'm certainly not buying.

Oh I thought only the remakes were.

[grizzled cosmos]

Nope.

[cold swan]

Rip.

Idk I don't like Epic.

[bold trellis]

I dont think its going on epic

every other game they publisdhed rrecently was steam

[grizzled cosmos]

It's made on Unreal, GT.

[cold swan]

That's one major downside to Satisfactory.

[bold trellis]

dosent mean it has to go on epic

[grizzled cosmos]

It just means it's very likely.

[bold trellis]

Am I the only one who dosent give a shit about epic

I just dont like using so many programs

[cold swan]

I just don't like their platform. And more programs is annoying.

Idrc about the tencent thing. Not like no other company I use regularly doesn't have my data.

[grizzled cosmos]

Their also actively sniffing your steam info.

[cold swan]

Like what?

How I'm online and never play games?

Lmfao.

[grizzled cosmos]

It's the principal of the matter.

[cold swan]

I know.

But I'm not bothered that much at this point because everything is monitored.

You can't escape it.

It's scummy and I don't agree with it.

But at this point, it's becoming more so a fact of life.

[bold trellis]

;oh no some company on the other side of the world can see the public knowledge that I play too many video games

[cold swan]

Kek.

[bold trellis]

If only it actually harmed me

[cold swan]

Suddenly GTB is shot.

[bold trellis]

[cold swan]

That's too happy.

Like your picture.

[bold trellis]

why not be happy

[cold swan]

BECAUSE THIS IS AN ANTI FUN DISCORD.

[bold trellis]

Its pointless to feel bad

[lusty dragon]

Well, it's good because I don't have any feelings.

[vocal folio]

o u c h

[vocal folio]

buy me div 2

[vocal folio]

aw

@misty remnant

@cold swan

[cold swan]

Wtf are those?

[vocal folio]

some swedish banana pizza

[cold swan]

Yikes.

[vocal folio]

@misty remnant

hi my boy

[misty remnant]

helllo

some major ass drama going on in eft-chat

idk what is happening

[vocal folio]

yeah no idea whats going on

[slender badger]

oh shiiii

[misty remnant]

bro its so bad 😂

shoot were you in that raid

wait yeah

when val grenaded you

[vocal folio]

yeah

[misty remnant]

and I killed that squad

[slender badger]

That issaac kids needs help.

[misty remnant]

omg

[vocal folio]

yeah

what

?

[misty remnant]

we should do more stealth like that

that was so satisfying

[vocal folio]

yeah

[misty remnant]

I came up behind that whole team

TOO BAD U DIED

but I came up behind that whole team and they never saw it coming

[vocal folio]

val throws nade
me doesnt move
also me looks at val and door
val shoots me in the head
me excuse me what the fuck

[misty remnant]

poor german

his instincts kicked in, maybe he thought u were an enemy of the reich

we did say TK is in his blood

[vocal folio]

im not polish

oh shit

i am

ish

[misty remnant]

vals half polish too though

or something

[vocal folio]

mein bruder

[misty remnant]

hes a good guy

[vocal folio]

yeah

[misty remnant]

he just needs to stop panicking

and

shooting his friends

😂

@willow coyote

[vocal folio]

he up?

[misty remnant]

dudes online

[vocal folio]

lol

[willow coyote]

reeeeeeeeee

[vocal folio]

sup

[misty remnant]

we're bullying you

[cold swan]

He's dealing with ciphers.

[misty remnant]

without u being there

[willow coyote]

IM FUCKING DECYPHERING THE MORSE CODE

[cold swan]

Leave the man alone

[misty remnant]

damn

[vocal folio]

dash

dot

[willow coyote]

Im getting mad

[misty remnant]

its the german engineering in his blood

[cold swan]

@willow coyote hmu when you find it out.

[misty remnant]

angry and smart

😂

[willow coyote]

Were trying

Hoping PK will say something

so far we got 36C8J-LXWA2-U9T5A from clip 5-7

[cold swan]

I know. I got tired of it.

[willow coyote]

Clip 4 made no sense

[cold swan]

I was there lmao.

[willow coyote]

Ah

[misty remnant]

EFT chat is safe again

[willow coyote]

Silent boi

[cold swan]

It's exhausting.

[misty remnant]

EFT chat is safe

and delta is there

im coming back to my people

[cold swan]

Yeah I attempted to decipher it too

Then I saw everyone else do it so I gave up lmao

[willow coyote]

Just read what you guys said about me, and its true lmao

I panick too much

[misty remnant]

I can help u with that

[cold swan]

Eh it's good and bad

[misty remnant]

just run with my tryhard squad on the weekends

[cold swan]

It's nice to be aware. But too much and it hurts you.

[misty remnant]

if you run with the right mood

you think more like a robot

therefore get less scared and more reflexively shoot identified target

[vocal folio]

me doesnt even move
val shoots me

s;kfhjkhjfasdkjhasdfedfsa

thanks

hahah

[cold swan]

S a l t.

[vocal folio]

Dox s i n g l e

l e l

[willow coyote]

Dude

[cold swan]

Wow that's uncalled for.

[willow coyote]

Im standing in the far back, to my right is a room with an enemy i know 100% hes in there

[vocal folio]

[willow coyote]

Shoot pops up from literaly the same angle and i shoot

Well fuck me

[vocal folio]

i didn even move

[willow coyote]

yes u did

u said you wanted to throw a nade

[vocal folio]

i moved back from the nade

[willow coyote]

then you poped back out

😄

And i shot

[vocal folio]

you know i giving you shit cause i can

[misty remnant]

DAMN SHOOT SAVAGE

@rare onyx small pp

no, @rare onyx has small pp

shoot has seen it

he's told me about it

[rare onyx]

@rare onyx medium pp

[misty remnant]

xd

[vocal folio]

Hey red

[rare onyx]

You on phone?

[vocal folio]

red

[rare onyx]

Hold message and hit delte

[misty remnant]

hello shoot

[vocal folio]

go commit download and run Memz

[misty remnant]

bluescreen noises

[vocal folio]

uh no

its not

memz is even better

[misty remnant]

does anyone watch

the uh

hacker videos

[bold trellis]

Y all are a shit post

[misty remnant]

I cant remember what they're called

is that

"y'all are a shitpost"

or

"y are all u a shit post"

[rare onyx]

We are meme

Is what he means

[misty remnant]

:^()

[rare onyx]

[misty remnant]

I like having casual conversation

delta & shoot should do stealth runs with me sometime

and maybe valekon if he doesnt throw grenad

you'd have to trust me to not use a fat rig though

gotta keep ur body slim asf

[bold trellis]

Stealth run as in

[rare onyx]

But it's not stealth if I'm sitting still

[bold trellis]

sit in bush for 45 minutes then speed loot

[misty remnant]

want me to give an example, gtb

Because I took out a team of 3

[bold trellis]

[misty remnant]

with shootemup and valekon

:^()

[vocal folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq6LC_gfWKM
go to like 17 minutes in to see what Memz does to this scammer

lol

[rare onyx]

Its stealth if they never catch you🤷

[bold trellis]

I get what you mean im just joking

[misty remnant]

I know what memz does

I watch the vids ofviruses

[bold trellis]

a VIRUS

[misty remnant]

because they're super fun

[vocal folio]

memz is fucking a

[misty remnant]

old PC viruses used to be baller

[vocal folio]

people dont read when they hit accept the pop up lit says this is a virus etc

[misty remnant]

thats because people are stoopid

indian tech support exists

for that reason

[bold trellis]

Memz dosent try to hide its self

[vocal folio]

no it dont

people are that stupid

[rare onyx]

Is it sad that eft chat was poppin till we left 🤔

[bold trellis]

its a joke virus made for people on like VM

[misty remnant]

yes

[vocal folio]

yes

[misty remnant]

Valekon Today at 23:26
yes

[vocal folio]

another 1k rounds of rip up

[misty remnant]

I think it's sadder

to see gtb try to keep the eft chat alive

🍿

👀

[vocal folio]

im sorry but what

[misty remnant]

I dont wanna talk about that man

I never wanna get into that stuff ever

it makes me physically feel awful

[rare onyx]

It's either next level meming and trolling with him

[misty remnant]

and I know anything I do is going to be unhealthy for the community

[bold trellis]

Shoot stop

[misty remnant]

If i get involved in that

[vocal folio]

no G im like saying we all help him and he freaks on us

[bold trellis]

Just

stop

And Red ill talk anywhere there is talking to do

[rare onyx]

It's hard lul

[bold trellis]

Ik

[misty remnant]

we could all talk about it somewhere else 👌

[vocal folio]

i just dont understand
thinking.exe has crashed

[misty remnant]

if we wanna get it out of our system

rn

[bold trellis]

You might wanna take it to pm

[misty remnant]

yeah

can we

would u guys join

[rare onyx]

Lol

[misty remnant]

nd im gone

[bold trellis]

I didnt delete it

[misty remnant]

I clicked it already

[vocal folio]

my server

well to exntent my server

Red you play wows or wots

[misty remnant]

bro whys your disc got like

only 2 chats

[vocal folio]

cause we only use 2 and i didnt set it up

[misty remnant]

my disc has a fuckton of rooms

xd

[vocal folio]

literally porn

nice one

[rare onyx]

LOL

[misty remnant]

DONT GO INTO THAT ONE

[vocal folio]

inv me

[misty remnant]

WHEEZE

[rare onyx]

there is furry porn

[vocal folio]

NOW
RED

[bold trellis]

http://prntscr.com/n4gegp

[rare onyx]

Calling it

[bold trellis]

http://prntscr.com/n4geif

[rare onyx]

Nani gtb

[bold trellis]

I had to delete it red sorry

I gave it time tho

[cold swan]

What was it?

[misty remnant]

yeah its all good

I was gonna delete it anyway

[cold swan]

Gib.

[misty remnant]

I was just busy rolling shootie

its an invite to my cancer server

[cold swan]

Gib.

[bold trellis]

Issac

Stop bringing this back

[vocal folio]

just staph

[bold trellis]

Stop issac

[bronze sphinx]

gibe server

[misty remnant]

its just too personal

[bold trellis]

You keep bringing back problems

DOnt be personal

[misty remnant]

@cold swan are you sure you want to be in my disc

I dont think you'd liek it at all

[rare onyx]

You should never take anyone too seriously on the internet

[vocal folio]

Dreams being crashed Thanks Nikita

[rare onyx]

No one gives a shit about one another on internet lol

[cold swan]

@misty remnant Yes I want it.

[misty remnant]

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA

[vocal folio]

just give it to him

[misty remnant]

I'm keeping this up for

5 seconds

rood

I already put one up

for 5 seconds and then deleted it

[rare onyx]

Just PM it you nub

[zealous blaze]

lol

[bronze sphinx]

gibe discord

[rare onyx]

LOL

[bold trellis]

Still got that huh?

[vocal folio]

things taken outta context

FeelsBadMan

[misty remnant]

DAMN

GTB

THATS HOT

💦

[bronze sphinx]

i will deliver quality content to any server that invites me

[bold trellis]

Quality content

[bronze sphinx]

lo tiendo

[bold trellis]

As in depressing world ending theories and depression?

[bronze sphinx]

uhh

[vocal folio]

gtb u play world of warships?

[bronze sphinx]

may

haps

[bold trellis]

Miss me with that boat stuff

[vocal folio]

loads 1911

[bronze sphinx]

and hollow earth

[vocal folio]

lol

[willow coyote]

WoT Nerd

[foggy lodge]

🦅 STRONG

nice shoots

[slim isle]

only onee cit with monti that's an oof. Damage is good but for sure the cits should be higher. They usually are for me.

[vocal folio]

@slim isle

like cmon sec build monty 9.1k with like a 2 sec reload oh yas

citadel-ing a yama with a henri lel

[slim isle]

I mean if that's the build you did then ya but you go for the guns and nail everything 15-20km easy

oof

[vocal folio]

i had a damn alaska push me and then procede to crash into an island

so yeah

ez sec hits

[slim isle]

alaska is bad

[vocal folio]

he was

[slim isle]

so bad

[vocal folio]

alaska is great

[slim isle]

no the ship

no

nope

no debate

[vocal folio]

people play it wrong

they think its a bb

but

no

you get demo expert and life is ez after that

[slim isle]

Ya I know it's a battle cruiser but it's not build for tier 9 and 10

[vocal folio]

rain 12 inch 22km shells on bbs

large crusier*

[slim isle]

maybe with bama at 7 and 8

[vocal folio]

nah

nah

[slim isle]

yes yes

[vocal folio]

negative

[slim isle]

shhhhhhhhh

lol

[vocal folio]

being 9 is perfect

heres why

me alaska
friend 1 missiouri
friend 2 iowa

the memes

[slim isle]

but after adding the MASS with is nasty secondary's, it makes alaska to some extent irrelevant

it's*

[vocal folio]

mass sec is hella fun

[slim isle]

it is but it's also situational

great to battle dd's tho

as a bb i mean

If I had a choice b/w mass and alaska i would go mass

[vocal folio]

triple mass div

lel

[slim isle]

alaska needs a buff either in armor or in tier but otherwise it's an american version of scharnhourst. Spelled it wrong but you get the point

[vocal folio]

alaska armor is p great bow basically anything

[slim isle]

but that's all US bb's

bow is good then belt is average and citadel varies on depth

which reminds me does alaska's sit high or low in the water

[vocal folio]

not really sure

but it feels like its under

[slim isle]

I know with the higher tier's they lowered the citadel under the water line

but with an average belt it won't matter taking and sort of shells to it

any*

[proven saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys

[median umbra]

https://streamable.com/48775

[bronze sphinx]

@proven saffron Is unite solved yet?

[proven saffron]

What?

[bronze sphinx]

the unite cipher

that finds 12th hunter location

[proven saffron]

Haven't looked into that

[bronze sphinx]

aight

[smoky grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555951777418051615/561151783091568660/IMG_20190329_183139.jpg

[fiery coral]

^^^

Rigs and belts>most plate carriers

Also telniashka 👌

I know this shit above isn't a telniashka I'm just sayin they are aesthetic af

[rotund osprey]

I've just bought and had Baritone chocolate (which has its origin in Ukraine), it's got crunchy shell and creamy core. I like this touching.
Anybody has recommendation of chocolates, not the top-branded ones (like Godiva) but some other, regional ones?

[fiery coral]

pings switzerland and belgium

[smoky grotto]

a platecarrier isn´t sexy, it has to be functional, mags are worn in front to grant additional protection.... functional > tacticool

[fiery coral]

@smoky grotto Wrong chat

[smoky grotto]

right chat

[fiery coral]

Shit

U rite

Anyways ain't sexy

[smoky grotto]

i am a sherpa, of course i am

[grizzled cosmos]

There was a guy in here last night that said he was perfectly ok with microtransactions. Ok bud, this is whatcha got to look forward to.

https://www.techpowerup.com/240655/leaked-ai-powered-game-revenue-model-paper-foretells-a-dystopian-nightmare

[smoky grotto]

EFT won´t have microtransactions, end of story.

BSG has a backbone.

[fiery coral]

Ye

They told that to us a lotta times

[grizzled cosmos]

Oh we weren't taking about EFT, but at this moment the only Devs I trust are CD Projekt

[fiery coral]

:3

[grizzled cosmos]

What they say doesn't matter Kiry

Look at Payday 2

[fiery coral]

They wouldn't repeat that over and over tho

So I believe them

To this day bsg has never lied to us from what we know

So I trust them

No reason not to

Also I apreciate the k in projekt :3

[grizzled cosmos]

I say again, look at Payday 2. They repeated themselves and even said on their store page 'we're never going to have microtransactions and shame on you for even thinking that'

[fiery coral]

Kay

Still I'm just optimistic

Since I got no reasons to be sceptical

Especially when they have these 'donations' in the different editions of the game

[grizzled cosmos]

In the end, no matter what a Dev says, their bottom line is money. Because if there's no money, there's no studio.

[fiery coral]

True

The development of tarkov tho seems more like singleplayer game tbh

Which is pretty weird

In nikita we trust

[cold swan]

I support that.

Singleplayer is best.

I can't wait until there's a campaign kinda thing where you actually gotta escape etc.

[fiery coral]

Basicaly what raids are meant to be

[cold swan]

Raids are gay.

I wanna be alone lmao.

Other than scavs. Basically offline mode.

[fiery coral]

Nah this won't happen

He will make a campaign for raids

[cold swan]

Well then I guess I'll just play the same amount as I do now.

Not very much lmfao.

[grizzled cosmos]

I don't trust nikita, I just need to find the clip I saw a little while back to show why. I think it was from his dev gamm 2015 presentation.

But I can't seem to find it

[smoky grotto]

@rotund osprey I mean

Alyonka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euy7zPm3ypM

fuckiong take me back to the MW2 days

why is everyone so fucking soft these days, it's actually depressing.

also

THIS

THIS CANNED BEEF IS LITERALLY FOOD FROM THE HEAVENS

Especially with macaroni and shit

spaghetti

but sometimes I just open this bitch and fry it on a pan

it's so fucking good

Make sure if you ever buy Tushonka, buy that one

[uncut carbon]

i wouldnt even know where to start looking for such an amazing product 😉

[smoky grotto]

this looks like it gives you +3 radiation

[uncut carbon]

xd

[smoky grotto]

probably tastes as such too

don't you dare shittalk that product

[uncut carbon]

well you ever tried canned duck in its own fat?? that sheit is D-lichh

not everything canned is bad hehe

[smoky grotto]

of course it isn´t but communist stuff is made from and in communist hell

[uncut carbon]

im not talking part of this anymore xd

[smoky grotto]

stuff regarding your personal health is viewn different there

especially when a T-72 drives over your car for no reason cause the army is having fun being drunk again

[uncut carbon]

"just because ivan got drunk that one time and someone posted it on the youtubes"

[smoky grotto]

I still chuckle at /k/ nicknames

"shiT-72"
"gAyK-74"

[uncut carbon]

you lost me

[smoky grotto]

AK-74 gud product

who dares to take such a name?

[torn geyser]

/k/ nicknames? lol

[smoky grotto]

what is this /k/ heresy?

[fiery coral]

Canned beef is good

[torn geyser]

hmm

[fiery coral]

We use it in rations

[rotund osprey]

I've already bought Alyonka air chocolate. I like that, except its price (that is raised due to import)

[fiery coral]

Also radiation not a problem

Drink vodka with iodine ions and u are gucci

kinda

[smoky grotto]

@fiery coral I've tried the Russian IRP canned beef

it's nowhere near the taste of that

the can I posted

[proven saffron]

I got caught crossing a red light

[fiery coral]

Since it's germany you are probably sentenced to death lmao

[smoky grotto]

nah it really depends on the officer

[proven saffron]

I was driving

I was stepping on it, then braking to get over the yellow light

[smoky grotto]

that doesn´t matter the rules are all the same, even if you are a pedestrian

[proven saffron]

They don't pull over pedestrians here for crossing red lights

I'm not in Bavaria

[smoky grotto]

as i said before, depends on the officer

[proven saffron]

I wasn't pulled over at all

I got clocked

[smoky grotto]

bavaria isn´t germany anyways, its a big giant open-air mental ward

[proven saffron]

Uff

[smoky grotto]

are u from bavaria?

[proven saffron]

[cold swan]

@bold trellis

[bold trellis]

hi

[cold swan]

Feed me with entertainment.

[bold trellis]

https://www.twitch.tv/battlestategames

[cold swan]

I said entertainment.

Lmfao.

[bold trellis]

Look at it now

[cold swan]

Is Nikita pole dancing?

[bold trellis]

Just look you blobl

[cold swan]

Close enough lmfao.

2 hours and 20 minutes?

Until the stream ends or something?

[bold trellis]

[cold swan]

That's not an answer.

Maybe it's the wipe.

OwO

[bold trellis]

[rare onyx]

Wait is that nikita

[cold swan]

Yeah I'm pretty sure that was mentioned before.

[proven saffron]

"Wait is that nikita"
shut it down meme

[pastel pumice]

Hey guys i need some assistance regarding twitch affiliate

Like what is the branch name in the payout method

What is it regarding too

[manic ivy]

Countdown to the end of the stream doesn’t make much sense

[silk trail]

22 minutes.

and there's 59 minutes as well

[manic ivy]

This is a stretch but a theory I have is because the economy can get really screwed with the everyone waiting for the second it wipes racing to ice cream cones or Selewa or something, they are announcing wipe secretly to try to not wreck economy for streamers? Idk

I feel a 11.7 announcement isn’t worthy of this level of reveal like 0.12 would make sense but 11.7 feels over the top

[silk trail]

I think they're gonna release a video of some sort. Either 11.7 update video, or a CGI video like they've already teased with 2 clips.

[manic ivy]

This is so much hype for nothing but videos to come out

[silk trail]

Another CGI video like the original trailer would be fucking sick

[manic ivy]

Even an announcement of 11.7 coming next Thursday/Wednesday isn’t worthy of the hype. I think 11.7 has to drop today to match it

Idk i think it’s got to do with 11.7

[cold swan]

We won't know until the timer stops.

I'm hoping for the wipe.

But who knows.

[manic ivy]

Anyone have link to Nikita’s twitter

Can’t find it

[dawn halo]

Does anyone know what to do if I keep on getting dced?

[versed raptor]

lul

[smoky grotto]

Godspeed gentlemen

I will be camping the SE extraction on interchange for the rest of the evening

cu there

or the NE

[smoky grotto]

I need new friends

[north sapphire]

what antivirus do you guys use, just asking

[median umbra]

Avast

[north sapphire]

isnt avast trash af ?

[feral kraken]

I just use the basic windows defender, its pretty decent

[north sapphire]

well i was thinking about to use a diffrent one thant windows but i dont want to lose any performance at the same time

[proven saffron]

thicc raifus save laifus

[north sapphire]

Is that TD2?

[feral kraken]

I think so

[frosty heath]

would be nice to have those ballistic masks in tarkov, no shitty visor to look through

[proven saffron]

Yeah that would be cool

Even if they just withstand small calibers

It's all about the fashion

[rare onyx]

Fashion souls

[proven saffron]

yayeet

[balmy jungle]

There is actually a mask that has 1 level protection @proven saffron @frosty heath

Think its one of those skull masks

[bold trellis]

yea, its useless

[proven saffron]

Well, we do have masks, but not ballistic masks unless you count the meme helmet I guess

[bold trellis]

The skull mask is technically armor

[proven saffron]

technically the fallout boy facemask i have lying around somewhere is armor as well

will it stop a bb pellet?

[X]

[bold trellis]

Ushanka no armor class, skull mask armor class 1

[proven saffron]

I‘m aware that some masks have AL1 but we need true ballistic masks that would reliably stop small arms fire imo

[chrome iris]

" small arms fire " Reeee

[smoky grotto]

@bold trellis @bold kestrel

[bold trellis]

I used to have similar ones

they were thicker

I liked heavier

[bold kestrel]

I just throw my kitchen knife

[chrome iris]

not throwing full sized ka-bars.

[bold kestrel]

[smoky grotto]

kek

@bold trellis @bold kestrel @chrome iris I want to get another painted Karambit soon. I really like how this one turned out.

[chrome iris]

@smoky grotto That's pretty neat.

[bold trellis]

I have a couple

[smoky grotto]

yeeyee, thank you. When I ordered my cold steel karambit, it had a buyers comments or something like that, and I asked if they could paint it. Was $100 extra dollars though, but I suppose that makes sense considering they had to ship it to the painter and have him ship it back once it was finished, so it makes sense.

damn nice.

[bold trellis]

Wait I have more

[smoky grotto]

those are pretty.

[bold trellis]

Csgo rep

[smoky grotto]

Damn nice.

[vocal folio]

g a y

[bold trellis]

those were all bought from selling csgo knives

[smoky grotto]

LOL

that's fuckinmg beautiful

[bold trellis]

I did a lot of trading

[rare onyx]

neat, cant say im a big fan of knives tho

[bold trellis]

I used to be, not so much anymore

[zinc mango]

I keep a pocket knife

[bold trellis]

I need to sell these

[rare onyx]

are they worth more now or later? 🤔

[zinc mango]

And I have an HK tanto

[smoky grotto]

not worht shit

real knives unless old and original