#general-chat
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people love the csgo knives
you're not selling one for anywhere close to that.
now granted that paint put it up to 130 or so
but still
Karambits are cheap
I had a tanto machete, I lost it though. makes me sad, it was really sleek and nice.
looked like a goddamn short sword
but the bayonets, huntsman, bowie, and shadow daggers are not
fair.
The Huntsman is tanto, feels really nice to hold
even my pocket knife is a tanto
They are cool
What happened to it I will never know
I had a karambit before

Did that somehow send in the wrong order
Hello discord?

I need to watch little witch, you keep reminding me
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this one
they're really sturdy and have a nice weight to them
I'm more of a combat fan, but it looks entertaining
have fun
Alright boys, ASUS nvidia drivers and geforce experience updated
back in action boyyyy
havent played for like 3days reee
oh, 3 days, that much?
the one and only knife for me is falcata
37cm overall lengh, to be long enough to be called a knife.
Hey guys, any non-EOD players here?
yes
do u have an alpha container?
nope
a gamma, so not what youre searching for
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just finished watching this
i'm SHAKING
@misty remnant a european knights dagger? that is cool
haven´t seen one of these yet
u got a really nice one
Oof makes me miss my blades, I had to sell them to fund other things
@exotic charm What discord are you in. invite me to that before inviting me to game
@misty remnant Show me a fastroll
That is Fat roll
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yes actually
I duelled one down there
he was one of my sparring partners
was kind of brutal
halfway in the fight I got a huge adrenaline rush and ran at him and punched him with my 1 pound metal gauntlet and the dude literally ran like 20 feet away
bc he got so dizzy
in my country you only find sex workers in parking lots (without knight´s armour of course)
don´t try to kill ur sparring partner
but a different kind
😂
nah he punched me back with his metal gauntlet
and it made the loudest clanging noise that reverberated throughout my head
shit really was dizzying
don´t u live in murica? people might draw guns on u when they think you guys try to murder each other
in my country you see them with french people cuz its illegal there @smoky grotto
french people?
I still remember someone in HEMA tried to block a claymore swing with their hand because gauntlet
And, well, they broke their wrist because of bad angle
90% of the customers on our cities brothel are french
or i think so cuz of the cars plates are 90% french
Brothels are legal where you live?
@smoky grotto americans didnt care actually
I’d bring my sparring club to the middle of a neighborhood
they just think they’re playing with toy swords or something
remember,
the only thing scary in america
are big, black
fully semiautomatic military grade rifles capable of murder

semi fully automatic with 30 round assault magazines?
Is it normal for websites that resell games like G2play.net to ask to see a picture of your ID card before they confirm a purchase?
never had that
I just bought the division 2 off this website
Was 45 euros instead of the original price
Now they see for a pic of my ID card
Hmmm that seems kind of fishy
Only time I’ve had a website ask for ID was when I was buying ahem, tobacco products
If that's instant gaming then it's legitimate.
If it's G2a then no seller is trying to fuck you
And I had to do it on account creation cus I use a vpn lol
With instant gaming anyway
@cold swan Did you vote for the Communist party
No?
Damn it
bet he didn't, he isnt chinese
me neither
Oh
gonna vote for a party whichs leader always fucks people up with sarcasm in the european parliament
which is pretty funny if you see videos of it
but hes the only person of his party there since its a tiny one
@cold swan little baby
French also got a tiny one 
Wat.
just turned 18
Yeah 26 days ago.
little baby
I am old. Hush.
i turned 18 3 months ago
im getting old, my whole body hurts, i dont wanna go to work soon
I mean I hurt all the time thanks to my previous job.
Fucked my back and a muscle in my thigh.
i feel like i should get retired before i even start working
Same.
If that's how it works, ive been a old man since I was born. Yeet bad heart
what is this generation.
I got asthma. Yeet bad lungs.
Tetrology of fallot yeet
I mean. I worked in a warehouse for 2 years from 15-17. Moving furniture and appliances.
Shits not good dawg.
I currently work in one, have been for two years
And how old are you?
23 and the job is shit but i do anything for me and my son
i mean, my mother still works at a warehouse with 52
oof
where you from paradox?
god bless the NHS of the UK
It's a quality of life thing.
i still feel old
So it doesn't count under our coverage.
if its affecting your welfare and ability to work it legally means the country has to help you at least in the UK it is
QOL my ass. I have chronic back pain and a fucked muscle in my left thigh. That's totally just a quality of life thing.
Do you wanna know something that Looks sad
I just saw an old fella at my work pulling his iv stand that has birthday balloons on it
@red tiger same in germany afaik
That is kinda sad.
my mum did her back the same way as you years ago, except she broke part of her spine, slipped out some discs. shes paralysed for the most part because of numbness
Canada says fuck you unless it's an emergency.
Jesus.
I've seen many Sad things
I got lucky and didn't get that far.
I tried moving something because I was the only one working on Sundays. (Legally not supposed to.) I ended up fucking my back.
ironically, can walk but paralysis applies as a medical diagnosis when you cant feel below a certain part.
Ah makes sense. Damn that sucks.
kind of weird. can walk but legally diagnosed as paralysed
yeah still help her out which is why i still live with her.
forgot lifting or moving literally anything
Well that's sweet of you at least.
*forget
wasnt so sweet when baby arrived and caused literally everyone to develop insomnia lol
my mother almost ripped her foot off when she had it stuck under some post wagon and got it paid
take it from a parent right, people are always like kids are the best they are tough but fun and blah blah
RTX 2060 or GTX 1080?
1080
1080
no fuck that hes a godamn monster. i love him but hes a monster.
how is that a question
with a 2060?
you guys should visit my work @cold swan @red tiger you'll really love life after
good luck
Where do you work?
nursing home
gay
my sis works in one i know the feeling already just from her stories
It halves your framerate roughly. It'd still be perfectly playable considering I'd only play singleplayer games with it.
I wouldn't like a nursing home.
Too depressing for me.
same for me
makes you appreciate things
my fathers wife works at one
gtb do nurse assistants or whatever do the cleaning of blood/vomit/shit etc in nuring home
or is it the janitorial staff
I mean. That's what happens when you work alone moving appliances and people can't wait and no one wants to help.
tell me you got a win on a lawsuit?
i remember hearing it was nursing assistants that handle any sort of biohazardous shit but im not 100%
No lawsuit.
i appreciate i didn't get my hand fucked by a screw looking out of a wooden plank that fell down somewhere when i was 10
F.
@bronze sphinx aides do it
did catcg it and the screw was like a cm from my hand
hmmm i might apply to that position then
not aid because fuck cleaning up that stuff
aides are nursing assistant
yeah
Nursing assistant cleans bio hazards
yeah no i got ya
it needs like 6 month of schooling, most do it only while in school
i was just curious because i have a decent chance to get on if i apply for a custodial position at nursing home in town
just making sure i wouldnt have to clean up any of that stuff if i apply lol
It could be different there, we have house keeping, floor tech, nursing, physical therpay, and kitchen
no custodian, just maintenance
sounds like school classes on a social school here lmao
Welcome to Offtopic chat
if a deck is 3.5 feet high and i need to build a ramp at about a 60 degree slope how long would the ramp be
serious question btw
and just checked email again its housekeeping position
whats feet in meters
what
man i dont know how to do basic math using 2 numbers to figure out sides of a triangle
3 feet = one meter ROUGHLY
do you think i fuckin know feet to meters
wrong Chris
@jagged field
also i just burped and almost threw up, not nice
"WHO THE FUCK PINGED ME" - Chris
yes shooting on private property is always more enjoyable than going to a range
not always
ive never donea ny mg shoots on a range
I like sharing guns around with good natured folk
fair enough i got plenty of friends and family i can use guns of if i want somethin different
i'd love to go to one of those big events where everyone brings out machineguns and shit though
i know we got a big yearly one somewhere near me i need to look into it
id love ti shoot in general 
3.28084 ft per meter.
Hmm? what math
If you weren't on the other side of the pond Chris I'd take ya shooting. 8V
🕵
You can't hide from me boi.
I'll be sniping on shoreline, waiting for any lost soul to come around.
french people can shoot? 
Yes I can
Or be banned.
Can I become a CM and get the cool symbol beside my name so I can flex on my friends?
ty
nikita is coming so you better just go ahead and leave discord now boi
-thumbs up-
i cheated through all high school math classes and took me 3 semesters for my basic college class unti li eventually took it during the summer by itself lol
Cheaters never prosper in the long run.
Well folks, I think I just got scammed lol
I feel it.
my whole class got b or better in our last economy class exam cuz our teacher forgot it in the class 2 days before we wrote it when she had to copy something
highschool is important kids just remmeber the most important thing to learn is how to properly study and budget time
you can literally forget everything else you learn if you remember those things
No
I bought a division 2 code from this website called G2play.net
Then they ask me for a pic of my ID card
I send the pic
They say "Confirm the link we sent to the payment email"
I see no link
I hope there's a way to refund
i never bought anything from there
Like Fallout 4. I already owned it on PS4 and Todd doesn't need even more of my money.
instant gaming > else
G2A is still hot garbage Para
I bought 2 keys from them for seprate games
both were flagged
ye
I bought my windows key from Kinguin.
pp hardens
then cmon
@vocal folio u seen my big hard knife? the one i posted?
i wanted you to look at it

your knife waifu or why is the name of the pic knaifu
because theres sexual tension between me and that knife
it was hand crafted and with its 37,5 cm it fits my needs just perfectly
Oh nvm it worked
It just took a lotta time and support contact
It's just that my friends have used it a lot and said it's reliable
hmm
u like it?
You made that knife?
I just bough the game
@lusty dragon The division?
eft
So ... one of us.
Welcome to the struggle
And a new case... but that would only be for esthetic and airflow
But I did some money moves, so I can buy a new monitor
don't forget sherpas if you need help, they need more work 
Yes
I won a giveaway which includes like 3 guns
Which is why.. sort of, I bough the game lmao
But I was able to afford it after some money moves
Traded my monitor that I bough for 120$ for a ps4
That ps4 I sold it for 340
boom
ez money
That's all it took lol? I would have given you a case full a guns
Well
It just arrived after I sold my ps4 soo0o
Sold my ps4, boom won a giveaway
now imma go eat dinner ilkl be bacl
ill trade an as val for that case xd?
I'll max any gun of your choice for free
I heard the most important things are ammo...?
So I'd be looking to get ammo and mags for my M4A1
Ammo is more important than the gun in most cases
a aksu with igolnik is better than a ak-105 with BP
speak english
sorry I edited typo
igolnik is best 545 round, BP is mid tier 545
i c
gotta learn some where
Wiki is an amazing resource
Look up the caliber you want and aim for highest penetration in most cases
What about hallow points? Is it even used?
rarely, they are useless on armor
shooting legs or arm with them is effective though
Isn't used in Leg meta?
It is used in leg meta.
ill go eat dinner now
An SMG, pistol, or shotgun, I'd just go for the highest damage.
shooting head or chest black is insta death, only 35/80 damage
Except the MP7.
Legs need what, 350~ damage to cause death?
What the hell
The game just went nuts
I cant take my items I sold
Or canceled
You cant talk to this merchant
waaaaaaaaa
Huh?
I also canceled my RPK and killa armor sale and they werent in the ragman inventory or anybody else
Before this my game was disconnecting 40 times in 1 raid
Then I went to shower
Now this
After selling more items its working but no sign of items or cash from 300+ igolnik
hmm
I wonder if those items were bugged because when I killed that Killa I disconnected to many times
You just need to wait
Sup
Can you get in vc w/ me?
or you can explain to me how can I get something from someone
without the help of the fleamarket
oh okay
What do you mean
do you havs the game now?
How do me claim sherpa help ingame?
Someone buy me Half-Life 2 : Raising the Bar

Anyone have want to join team for LAB run? last spot
spot open for a freshy?
sure we just started thoug hnext round?
Hold on im fixing my pc problem lol!
notice I am a complete trash at the game, my pc will take 3 minutes to load in. I have to get training in, I have no loot.
just to point out
aslong as you don't expect all the gear without bringing any you're good 😃
I'll take what's left, or take what I kill
imma reset my pc ill be back
I think imma play on my own before I go with people
you sure we gonna start soon again
11.7 date???
!wipe
Anyone for LAB? 2 spots?
Try looking for group @uncut carbon
welp
just watched a guy named fr0ntl1n3r laser-aimbot 7 Raiders and 5 players on Labs
gg BSG, you didnt even ban the blatants
fucking numpties
#wrongchat
#Dontcare
#modsmight
why the attitude? who are you mad at?
Other than the fact that he's a troll?
Figured that was obvious enough, really
Why you have to be mad
It's only game
why you make'a pral'lem when you dont want no pra'len to have
xd
or whatever that meme's is
Let's say I want to split ammo, I have a 60 stack. But I want it to be 30/30. How do I do that?
Oh, thanks!
Nice job
who wants to watch me run a weapons case + icase + blackjack in labs? lmao
Why cant I use the pier boat?
Im at an exit point and it doest lemme exit : /
Last time it worked
@bold trellis Do you know whY?
Is there a certain time before you can exit?
Damn.. I feel sad about dying now... Why was the exit not working? ;/
the ?????? Exits aren't guarenteed
Isn't spring great? 
HOLY SHIT?!?
It's already midnight?
God damnit
imma blame it on tarkov 😭
FOooooudge.
is there any dev or manager avaible atm? i want to ask something about game
@smoky grotto Am a emissary maybe I can help?
i am wondering if bsg is planing to add more thermal visions to game in the future
they are
nice t hx
where can I submit petitions to turn off the rain? it's already 5 days.....
Omg
some modders
added ray tracing to minecraft
and it looks so good/weird lmfao
It's apparently not ray tracing @royal current
It's a similar thing called path tracing I believe.
It looks sick tho.
You can get it on Patreon for $10
They have a radar for the weather in tarkov, you realize that right? lol
When it's raining there, its raining ingame
Shaders are cool
No GTB you don't understand.
I'll link you a video.
they added ray tracing in the new minecraft shader dev build i am absolutely shitting myself https://t.co/sEbY78Vuz5
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That's the video I first saw.
There's this one too.
Messing around a bit more
you can do indirect lighting and stuff now https://t.co/X8q3msBen7
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It looks sycc.
Problem is that I can reload my mosin an infinite time, it will still say 4/5 and gob one of my bullets : /
That's because it doesn't go back to 5/5
It doesnt get back to 5/5
you can pick them up
because it only can load 5
idk why it can load 6 in the stash
one in the chamber and 4 in the mag would be how it should work
uhm no , you def can have 5 in the mag and 1 in the chamber irl, lol people talking out their ass about guns again
gotta love tarkov players LOL
Then explain
Please tell me where you found that information.
Source.
every person whos ever used one
and me
LOL
muted , both obvious dumb children
LOL
I can literally watch videos of people loading 5 rounds.
Whatever you say buddy.
yeah, insulting mods is never a good idea
that long line of blocked messages of reeing kids who don't know ANYTHING about guns irl , but think they do cuz they tarkov
🤔
Please refrain from referring to people as morons.
well, considering you won't explain anything but insulting people...
blocked message ,, hmmm , interesting rebutle
That's your verbal warning.
come on papa
thinks they know anything about guns , LOOOl blcked message , no i disagree sir
do yojr job
loooooool
I will.
reee more
mosin ccan have 5 in the mag and 1 in the chamber irl , and if you think otherwise you brain dead
lol
👌 👌 👌
Weinberg is that you
If you load the mag in stash it'll go to 5/5
but not inraid
since it always ejects one bullet as long as there's one in the chamber and only loads 5 if not
LPS GZH.
level 1 LPS
I got like 120 bullets of that type lol!
mosin time 😎
Also, how can I put items in my hotbar?
hover over and pres hotbar button
congrats
his floor spring is weak as fuck so he thinks its a feature
weebs


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LOL @bold trellis ^
@violet siren That's pure gold.
thanks haha
Did you make that?
yup
i do tarkov "meme" songs here and there
Yes i had to use a 3rd party to send this shit cause adobe be gay sometimes
i think this is one of the more popular ones
juncker also featured it in one of his videos back then haha
still gotta make bear trap i was suppossed to do it long time ago, but im gonna be back at it soon i bet
You are missing brain cells if you buy on unofficial
just buy the game like we all did
dont support some random sweaty basement dude stealing cc #'s to buy games

I'm getting there
All I'm missing is the ram, the power supply and the graphics card
What in the world is that gpu

@rare onyx it was about 180
Wat
That's cheap what the hell
Asus z370 is like 200
One benefit about this motherboard is that it's got a fucking billion USB ports lmao
It has so many
That's how I felt when I got my Asus Crosshair VI.
There's a million USB ports.
I use almost all of them too tbh.
DOSE enyone get this dam bs lock up when your being shot at with a auto weapon the game just locks up for as long as 1 to 3 sec and im losing alot of 1v1s cause of it
yea
any scav in labs is a raider
I got 9k freaking exp
That's what I got out of lab
Sad part is that I did not keep the AK tho : /
All headshot
im shaking holy hell
Oof lost big weapons crate and i case on labs full of loot xd
I still haven't reached that lvl of boredom
i blew about 15m today just doing dumb stuff
no
haha sorry guy i kill u lmao
anyone here named ghost_rogue_one ????
Hello together, I Love Escape from Tarkov. I like the books and the Short Movie also. But I‘m Not sure to pre-Order the Game. Can anyone, please give me a Beta-Key? When I like the Gameplay can I pre-Order it and Support the Creators.
Currently there arent any test keys available, but theres a standard edition key giveaway by a sherpa in the forum i think
With 11.7 patch just around the corner it is time for a giveaway, this will run from now until the moment the servers go down to install patch 11.7, when a winner will be picked. Prize x1 Standard Edition Key (Full game, not trial) How to enter What is the first thing you wou...
Yup, thanks to @woven jackal
!ammo
Official ammo table for Escape from Tarkov :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1l_8zSZg-viVTZ2bavMEIIKhix6mFTXuVHWcNKZgBrjQ/htmlview?sle=true
rate my dish
beany
@lusty dragon
What where you thinking for prices for them
also what do you have now
what monitor?
go ssd then
that's what i paid for my 120gb ssd like 2, 5 years ago
does your PC reach the 144fps in most games you play?
Yes, most people recommended me ssd first
like stuff these days for something decent is not really expensive
but yeah ssd first
if most people say get ssd first, why you asking then 
Because I just asked...
xnavy_sealx lvl 60 has no place in this discord imo, he's terrible for this community and should be removed from this server.... just my opinion tho
mmm yes
ahahaha
now this is what we need
use it for your PFP
or tell me wich trader
i got you
i got em all
Actually, I will do it, if you don't mind
go ahead
ahaha
hell yes
epic trader time
cant wait to make a weirded out version out of new trader
Jäger?
Looking forward to what you will bring this time
we'll see whats hes got
free ragman pfp giveaway btw
feel free to use
(ronin tattoo on his face)
Ahahaha
i called him ragwoman
Perfect
@violet siren oy mate, got any skier
you know it fam
nice
new trader 0.12
i want my dogs to wear kolpaks
and pompons for ears
NANI
hellooooo
@gianini
servers down?
Error checking the launcher update
Error retrieving link to launcher package
any body have the same problem?
im getting error 522 trying to log into the launcher
yeah sucks
damn
welp guess ill try later tonight
me neither
anything we can do but just wait
ok
GPU: GeForce GTX 1080 Ti CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6700K CPU @ 4.00GHz Memory: 16 GB RAM (15.95 GB RAM usable) Current resolution: 2560 x 1440, 165Hz Operati...
POG GAME
hurr durr he so rakist
lolhiscatsnameisracist
Do you have any good lovecraftian movies I may not have seen
prob not man tbh there arent many of that horror style made
if you havent seen event horizon obv watch that
but the dude grew up in early 1900s fuck off with crying hes racist because of a childhood cat he had
people are too sensitive it was different time entirely
Have you seen the Re-Animator
nop
Its really gory, but its 80s gore so its chesy looking
But its super close to lovecraftian
nice i'll check it out
and idk how i forgot this
but the thing dude
probably best horror movie ever and very lovecraftian vibe
ancient shapeshifting evil alien psychological fuckery
The thing?
ye
evil dead movies are amazing except remake without bruce
but even that was good compared to most modern horror
The remake was dumb
when you find a tarkov discord 👀

welcome to discorn
Welcome to hell.
just rememeber all the mods here are asshools
hello fried egg bread
what are you a fuckin commie
vomits
KOTOR 2
Did you play it with the cut content renewal mod?
dont think so, how much stuff does it add?
like hours of new content or just like
oh look theres another npc over here
hours, ties up tons of odd plotlines, adds new gear, enemies, speech trees
hmmmmmmm
might buy origin access for a month replay kotor 2 and a few other rpgs they got on there
or don't support EA and get it off GoG or Steam
well i kinda was wanting to replay first two mass effect games i played on xbox too
plus they got pillars of eternity on origin access which ive wanted to play
dragon age origins i havent played on pc only xbox when it released
and its 5 bucks for a month so as much as i dont like EA
i like a good value
Reeeeeee.
what @cold swan
Just reeing because I can.
I may be selling my PC on Wednesday.
Guy wants to come check it out.
hmm
His exact words were I will buy it, but I wanna try it out beforehand. Which is fair enough.
Gotta get some benchmarks ready to go.
And wipe my drives.
*This bad boy can run Crysis... on max settings *
shamelessly plug eft
And this is Minecraft, oh, and oh! This is Fortnite...
"look how Okay it can run this game"
okay gimme ur stuff now then

He can have it as long as it goes to a hatchet tournament.
Tbh, I dont think its gonna be possible to organize and ACTUAL tournament
wipe is prob a few days If I had to guess
I can just stage fights
Yea that, Idk if there is time to set that up
It's super easy.
you need at least like 8 people though
Get names, I know a website
and getting them together
Yeah.
Bruh it's Tarkov. Just go in #eft-chat and say hey wanna get a few mil?
Be here this day, this time for a makeshift tournament.
Guaranteed prizes for just participating.
yea alright
You'll be getting a Kappa, a Thicc items case, Thicc weapons cases, and like 29m.
I think you can find a way to get people with that.
Easily
There you go then lmao.
Just need to be fast
alright
Make the corpses spell BSG lmfao.
Aight i voiced my concern about LPS and the SVD and i got called a c*nt on the forums
Amazing
thats how tarkov community works
Most of people are fine, but there are guys who are too defensive
But especially that guy doesn't understand, that if Mosins are a problem then SVD will be even worse
Just fix armor and the SVD will be fine.
Meh I see no problem unless it will be cheap
Because that is the problem with mosin
And 3 more dmg and 1 pen for the ability to use bigger mags and more mods doesn't sound all that great
I'd say it's just gonna be a more snipery rsass
wdym "fix armor"
I think it is the bullet that is the problem
@fiery coral I doubt that they will make damage dependent on the gun
@rare monolith any armor above level 3 is acting like soft armor, GOST 4 should be able to stop mags worth of LPS with minimal damage.
🤷
I think need to remove free mosins
Other sniper rifles are fine
You need to buy or barter
But no way whit LPS ammo vs dvl ammos
The most lethal weapon in early game still basically a free weapon
It is so called God tier weapon, because it is cheap and easy to get again, and also rarely someone will pick it up from a corpse








