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Well the major difference is I'm not using liquid smoke.
Im using jalapenos next
Because I couldn't find nitrate.
Nitrate?
Isn't that a component of liquid smoke?
dude you buy liquid smoke in a bottle
never had jerky? Huh that's odd.
No I've had jerky.
Never made it.
Sorry, I phrased it weirdly.
Also @bold trellis I didn't see that so idfk.
Usually by the seasonings
Safeway had exactly 1 brand of Worcestershire sauce.
I couldn't even find that without asking lmfao.
So from what I could tell, I couldn't find any.
But I'm blind lmfao.
No I just miss-read it Paradox my bad
Nah it's good we both messed up lmao.
@bold trellis I might be down, gotta get teh wife something real fast.
how long
my friend is level 7
@bold trellis I'm gmae
Trio Juliet
@bold trellis heyy should move me in with yall
❤
or not cause the shit game crashes on launch
10/10

jimmy johns, jfk, applebees, lemonaid
@charred mortar
I mean, every time someone tries to ban a gun on features, rather than function, someone just makes a really nice bullpup that complies with the new rules 😛
Next thing you know it's going to be "no guns painted black"
Abominations
anyone down to help me learn tarkov?
@unkempt maple You can go to #beginners-assistance or #pvp-lfg . Please be advised that we do not moderate teamkilling, so be careful when you squad up with random people.
So if they team kill me i can at least @ them so people wont play with them?
The server-rules apply. Harassment or taunting players in any form whatsoever is not allowed.
Mikhail speaks the truth.
Only 75% Male at worst, 50% at best. Not gay.
Fair.
selling gamma case pm offers
@bold trellis
It is almost time.
I will birth my jerky child through the fires of hell.
And it shall know love and become whole.
Perfect



Hopefully my souls expertise carries one
'tis not a "soulslike", so it probably won't
It's more like bb than a souls game, but it's still more different than that.
My children are now ascending to godhood.
become as gods.
Yes.
Wtf is that lmfao.
what jsut what
guys, 6 APS/kedr/hatchet raids=7 mil rub pure profit. went 4 times full gear: backpack always full with teammates' shit that i need to give back to them
F for team mates getting scaved.
Woot
Waiting for the written exam to come back
Cass random is either bleeding, tibia fracture splinting, or radius splinting
O-Oh...
Yeah knowing how to help someone bleeding or with a fracture is random.
Not really needed y'know.
It’s implied
I will send you to the moon
No pls.
@silent lake Noice! Glad more people is learning the people fixing skills.
People fixing skills are very important.
I’ll send you to the loo. Too
@uncut surge
I will see about making a graphic to better explain wtf i'm talkin about.
Yee
Hmm... that's odd. I'll have to test it.
Whatcha all on about? :P
F
I have West Wing 216 and 218 and looking to trade for an ICase or wep case
Axo-whats now?
Its an animal, its phonetically pronounced "Oss-o-lot"

Himmy
its called himmu-guegeli

Sup hows tarkov today
@vague crane Please post in videos and do not send in multiple places
@fiery coral these guys?
we can almost dress exactly like that in tarkov with the firefighter helmet and stuff tbh
Yup
alright good recommendation thank
do it
nu
Vae go to bed
Bsg when
SSEE is back
1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre
Gotta level that strength
hey doin some raids on woods, labs, customs, and interchange, pm if you wanna join in brothas
going med- geared to low geared (hatchet runs) kinda
well i fucked up too
Yaaay
it was warm out yesterday so i turned off heat because it was 75 inside
and i left it off overnight
and now its 52 degrees
Americans were too stupid to use the 24 hour system
And too autistic to use the metric system
^ facts

I cant read that
Re:Zero" S2 anime announced https://t.co/J1TsX8asqY https://t.co/nqYMJ8uyJh
3840
7678

yeah, rezero S2
anyone else having issues with other players lagging everywhere
Re:Zero season 2 announced and confirmed. Too many people are already whining as if it be the end of the human history (or the beginning?)
I'm always here to help you with japanese language.
tbh I would unironically buy an anime patch like this
if I had any shit with velcro
yeah I took it from there lol
i own this one
I want that patch.
Oh god...
Bless my poor heart
I found my apartment key
lanyard broke
Key slipped out of my pockets from a jeans I threw on the couch
@ruby basin hot
@smoky grotto would put that patch on my thghts
@proven saffron bring up two sets of pliers, and you can put the hook into the ring - easy to do it. I can tell you more precisely, provided that you have looted red pliers from Interchange XD
@rotund osprey It's not about it being broken, it's about that the damn thing -breaking- almost made me lose my apartment key forever.
Also I will not use that lanyard keychain ever as it breaks just as fast as regular, cheap lanyard keychain.
I thought I knew better, but I was wrong...
i got some key bag for that
that was horrific, I think you may be happy to use paracord to make some keychain on your own - which I can tell you too - so that you could even use it in case of emergency, to build a tent (if you have some tarp) or choke someone
try some paracord, they'll be handy for most people.
I nearly feel bad when im just chilling with adar on and 2 mags on custom and kills random geared up guy
@rotund osprey I'm an urban fellow, I doubt I would need that. But paracord + keychains look good and sturdy! 
ofc the latter usage is on joke, yet it's sturdy true. I haven't lost anything on my paracord since when I started to use.
what
idk
Eww red
youre a BFF @royal current
im drinking coke from 2006
found near the trash bin
and i found some wine like drinks
and i got drunk for free
just by those few lines i wrote you can tell im from poland
Why do all characters in the character creator in TD2 look like meme builds from Dark Souls?

Yo, how cool would it be if we could trade in any kind of gphone and a toolkit to mechanic and get a working phone to interact with in raid. I’m thinking that it would work just like a universal map but when you go to the “map” tab it would actually give you a map with you and any squad mates locations marked on it.
I feel like that would help new players a lot, and give even veterans an edge on squad coordination.
Ohh yeasssshhh
Yeah
gps thingy
Yeah yeah
Yea, just give us a paper map with coords and a GPS readout
You have to find the number yourself on the map
Don't make it like a minimap, that'd be stupid
kinda like how arma as the paper and gps map version like something like that?
yeah pretty much
Note that this is balanced too, because you either have to get a gphone every time you die, or sacrifice a space in your secure container
but yeah, I'm thinking it would be a mechanic barter for one toolkit and a maybe a broken gphone or two.
but you would interact with it just like the other maps.
or actually let us mark on the map more in detail
I kind of want to like ping pestily or someone and see what they have to say about this.
I also feel like if it's a good idea they would be able to actually get it implemented
yeah. And any squadmates who also have it
r/NikPlz
yep
atleast this is an actual good idea
I would definitely use it to prevent teamkilling, because "I'm behind the tree over there" isn't a very reliable method of identifying people.
lmao I've seen more people using them, never actually noticed them in a fight though.
yeah
i take one everyone and a while solo to scare people
actually not a bad idea
make em think theres more of them
WHERE ARE THE TEAMMATES
when the tress start speaking english
I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees
Oh damn, the trees speak vietnamese
go away chris
when the bush starts speaking russian
when the snow starts speaking finnish
when the ash starts speaking hebrew
pls no ban


yeah

What is there
Ree
Need to rename to a spam chat

Now ssee bot gonna post another random rule
Fuck I was late by 2 seconds
Also there is
Teamkilling is bannable
Report through mod mail
well when someone is telling me to shut up over and over i think a tk is warranted
No u
@amber flame Don't go after a user in public chat ever, no matter what you think they did to you or your friends. If you have a problem with another user contact Modmail. I'll let you off with a verbal warning this time.
realises alyosha can get wounded in metro
realises he killed all the pirates which trigger should trigger that event
but nothing happened
Nice AAA game lmao
annyone knows if there is a thing to do if i miss my password one and i have still one hour to wait ?
once*
@queen frost I would say you just need to wait for an hour, then try again. If you use Firefox perhaps you got your password stored for you, maybe you'd want to look it up first if that's the case. If you still have problems signing in next time please contact support: support@battlestategames.com
(Or request your password to be changed, either works)
Mcdonald sauce, Skin: Sweet & Sour, Condition:Battle-worn
Computer mice
What do you need to know
Well
I need a new mouse since this one is too big for me, it affects my aim a lot
I got 20/10.5cm hands, I use a hybrid between claw and palm grip
I was thinking of getting a G203 Logitech but idk how well thatd suit me
I used a Cooler Master Devestator mouse before and that was a good fit for me.
Well something smaller than what I have currently at least
I got a HyperX Pulsefire FPS Pro
the G403 is a nice size
@fiery coral The trigger is something different.
I think it's basically gonna end up being the same as the one I have now
I prefer ambidextrous mice
I have the G502 but it's not ideal for my grip and it doesn't have enough custom buttons for my tastes. Shame, really.
The g502 thankfully fits my small hands perfectly and has more than enough buttons for me.
I rarely use even 1.
Lmfao.
I just bought it because it was comfy. I don't even use the macros.
only uses left click xd
Left and right pretty much.
Idrc for macros.
I don't play games that necessitate it.
Like MMOs.
I only need 2 side buttons, for Warthunder especially but other games too
For tarkov I use one for reticle change and the other for zoom
Lul I just do those with alt and ctrl.
Mouse is faster
But I have no idea what the g203 is like.
Never felt it.
I'm sure it is faster.
But I never need to do it really.
I use 1x sights mostly and mostly EOTechs.
EOTech 💕 💕 💕 💕
except Valday eotech that one is good
The what now.
N e i n
J a.
Да
agreeing with paradox here
what symbol
The first one for da.
Д
Да is correct
No u
My go to sight is the PK06 currently
Yikes.
Previously it was the Cobra
If it makes you feel worse I use the PK06 on the handguard xd
Boi I can't see the reticle on a PK06 99% of the time when it's in my face.
That's all that I use tho lmao
I rarely do.
Use AKs?
Yes.
Easy
It's
I just buy different guns.
Like the most common weapon
Satisfactory is a good game
HK416, M4, M1A, Adar, SA-58.
Those are what I use most.
Soo basically
Primarily M4 and Adar. Ngl even.
Only western guns?
I'm like the exact opposite of you lmao
I agree with Paradox, I'm not a fan of AKs either. I do use them if necessary but I prefer other weapons myself.
I have money so I buy all my weapons.
We definitely need more budget western weapons.
Such as?
We need more western weapons in general.
Well, yeah.
🅱uger
Burger*
The last AK I think I used was my RPK like 3 months ago.
That's still sitting in my Thicc case.
Luger but dank*
Because idc for it.
I mean, I want more AKs ngl lol... AK308, AK107 for example, more Veprs etc xd
Maybe a Walther PP or PPK as an alternative for the Makarov, a M1911 as an alternative for the Tokarev, some G3 variants, Sig ARs..
I genuinely would like to tacticool a luger in tarkov
Good thing we're getting both the P90 and Five Seven to rush B with.
I'd love to see the Luger but I feel that it doesn't really make too much sense.
Not sure. I heard something about the PS90, though.
Rush 🅱 onstruction 
War trophies for soviets
Well in that sense, hell yeah gib Luger or P38.
And technically the Walther PP/PPK could be a war trophy, too.
We need more German weapons especially, and a reason why could be a German trader perhaps??
We have Jager.
Would be cool yeah
He's russian technically tho
Whomst jager
He's the guy with the German Shepard.
New trader.
Yeah but he could sell German weapons because German name.
I don't think Jäger is German. Just a nickname since he's a hunter.
But I could be wrong.
I mean, we got Peacekeeper as the guy representing the American yet he is Polish
Soo why not have a Russian German
Yeah Jager could be the same.
Fair.
We'll have to see.
Will Jäger sell the Drilling? Pls
Just have Jager sell only H&K guns.
Stripper clips when?
When we get real strippers.

Well, I can imagine that Jäger will sell the VPO-101.
I want my scavs to pole dance for me.
I am gonna use the shit out of the VPO101
Cheap 7.62x51mm rifle, baby.
Imagine if scavs could spawn with actually completely random gear
I want actually good guns.
No u
Tanks in Tarkov when

@thorny flume Reee he is trashing our praised Vepr
Lol
I think it would lag too much tho
Lmfao.
Literally all doors were blocked by dead scavs
Scavs gonna have mounted flak guns

Or you'd activate a missile launch from Labs
Just take ya out xd
Or they'd have PTRDs and just shoot ya out of the sky
I mean.. If the T-90s in Tarkov were still fully intact..
Surely you could use them, right?
F u e l
Imagine how the "story mode" will be
S h e l l s
C r e w
Cyka
But
What we need to be able to do
Is use the mounted MGs on the tanks
Fuel probably wouldn't be that hard to get, honestly.
Crew, well we're PMCs. Someone has to know how to theoretically.
Shells, that'd be a bit hard but Peacekeeper could POSSIBLY get shells.
Military base in .12
Gib nao.
I think Prapor would be more likely to have 125mm rounds around than Peacekeeper.
Guys, yall know Terminal extraction on shoreline right?
Around, yes.
But PK has connections still.
Maybe fence.
Lmfao.
Give him an actual purpose.
Terminal extraction on shoreline has 2 towers behind the wall, those 2 towers have a mounted MG and a mounted sniper
Yes
We need to be able to access those
That'd be cool. I wanted to go in there when I first got the game.
Can't wait for "get 15 pmc kills with mounted MG, distance past 80m" tasks 
That's easy
And Therapist will give you those tasks.
Just spray in the general direction of the Resort, you're guaranteed to kill somebody
Young Man, these PMCs are so rowdy around the military base, while I have pledged the oath to not hurt people or bear arms, you need to fuck their shit up with mounted weapons.
Or get mosin'd
SV98 justifies it's price compared to the Mosin
It has 10 round mags and better ergo
Ez
But
No silencer
cry
With a bolt action, the recoil never seems to be an issue
It settles back by the time you're reloaded
Meant to say ergo fml
You mean 220mm barrel and a ReapIR.
Pls no
Pls yes.
2opnerfpl0x
It's a gamma spotty boi.
I used to do that with an MP7 and a MP5 I had in my gamma.
One with APSX for pen and one with RIP for hatchlings.
Ouf
Could just have a different mag with Action SX, would save you a few slots
Can the 200mm barrel fit a silencer?
@odd saddle Are you looking for a mouse? 
Death Adder Essential is ~35€
Best one you can get for that money imo
Good sensor good overall quality
@cyan pulsar I could also use a Glock with a drum mag and save 2 slots
I wanted 50 rounds of rip ammo.
Lmao.
And a reap ir.
I need to flex my pocket guns.
- I hate razer
- I already have a mouse with a similar shape and size and I dislike it
- I hate razer
razer p trash
The Death Adder Essential is still a good mouse, though.
Kek
It's razer
Not an argument
The mouse has excellent reviews
If it's not for you it's not for you, still a good product.
I wish checking a mag in your inventory would tell you what ammo is inside/on top.
rectractable stocks actually working when?
Yes please.
folding stock not clipping within the PSO-1 when 
Guys anybody here by any chance know what are shipping rates from Amazon.de to Montenegro?
I can't find that info anywhere
Cause german amazon is closest to my country? And because people on the Internet always know answers to random questions @jagged field ?
There are a lot of countries that don't have dedicated Amazon sites.
Finland.
We don't even have a McDonalds in the entire country
no
I think that says something
i mean countries that are nearer than germany
A Rival 110
Gay

Good, how's yours? =)
good, you know the usual not wanting to write an abstract for a paper
Oof, what subject is it for?
Noice
sure
Terrorism what's that
islamic?
When you don't eat babcia's dinner
I guess I am lucky to be in a country that terrorists don't care about
Belarus?
Nah Poland lol
ik
Nah we just joke that belarus=russia
but it basicalyl is
And that it's just a russian highway
ww2 highway to poland
Has anyone used nvidia highlights before? I turned it on in game and in geforce settings but It doesn't seem like it is capturing anything.
Make it a million lol!
It should definitely be higher
I think 100k is a bit low if you can actually survive and raid everything.
200k should be the lowest they should consider
Agreed.
Finally a map people will take proper loot to lmao
Wait
I just got a absolutely stupid idea
What if
We needed cards for all the maps
But
They were priced according to the loot which you can gain from them
Sounds like a bad idea. Especially considering some areas would require keys to get the good loot from.
Like.. Customs is pretty shit unless you have keys or good kills.
Well I did say stupid idea
Maybe they should also make it that you need to extract your safe container by helicopter

Non
We are gonna get a Arena mode tho
And, hm..
How about making everyone bullet spongey?
With colored variations of weapons being better.
Uhm? No?
Blame Cassius for making me spoof on The Division.
Social welfare for hatchet runners who will be out of job
Ngl I think either 500k, barter only, or drop only. Any of those can be supplemented with drops but make it actually rare lmao.
As you increase the keycard price, the more likely people are going to bring high quality gear.
Overall increasing the amount of profit you can make.
100k isn't hard to get.
EOD starts off with like 700k.
Plus almost everyone has the new years gift now.
Free keytool and icase.
Easy few mil right there.
100k is fair man labs is freaking awesome and honestly as a new player if you don’t just hatchet gamma like I think it’s appropriately hard to get out with loot
lmao 100k with my survival rate not worth it wtf bsg
The scavs wipe our newbie squad pretty easily and so do players, I don’t think they should price everyone outta the lab
^^ yea
Like K said for some of us it’s already not profitable xD
Then don't do labs if you can't afford it.
It’s just so much fun that I don’t mind losing my shit there, I wanna be able to keep running it at least a few times per session
Well exactly dude right now we only go when we can afford it, 100k start is appropriately limiting but just my opinion 😍
with gear we are already paying like 50-100k
With the potential profit of Labs, 100k is dirt cheao
Sure for some people, and for some of us it’s still just more money we probs gonna lose
My survival rate is probably under 10% but I still love it and think it has definitely made me a better tarkov player overall
its just profit if u make it out and thats not easy on labs
It kinda is though, minus getting Tarkov'd.
tf does that mean
Glitches, wonky AI, DC'd, etc
If ur down to teach me how to increase my labs survival lets play sometime ❤️❤️❤️
Id be down if you need a 2nd man Mikhail.
Really it's just a matter of taking Labs low and slow
labs is pretty simple.
I’ll try to get someone to teach me when I play tmrw, our squad is new and the lab eats us alive most of the time BUT for sure we have the most success going slow
I've got work otherwise I'd be down to help ya learn
The community seems super chill I will for sure reach out for help. Thnx guys
I'm also buried in Sekiro, but I should be free all day tomorrow.
Minus getting killed repeatedly.
XD I’ll give u a shout
I bring near 1m in gear on a labs raid.
That I wear
500k is perfectly fair because labs should be high risk, high reward.
Literally everyone plays labs rn because it's the easiest profit in the world.
not everybody has these crazy stats like u
can confirm
yea thats what i meant still its not same for everyone
just because u can afford it doesnt mean its good for everyone
with my survival rating 500k is so ridicolous
yea like 1/5 it works
100k is way too cheap. It's not a limiting factor at all.
it is. if u only make it out every 5th raid u will have spent 500k
without gear etc.
Well then I guess you have to play a different map instead of Labs.
yea so stupid to limit the best map in the game
It's only considered the best because of how much profit you can make.
Imo it's a boring map. Nothing different ever happens.
hmm
then nerf the loot or make it harder accesible because u need to enter through another map or sumthing
An "upper level " labs that only use standard scavs and low level loot might be neat.
And "lower level labs" have the scav raiders.
Eh it would be. But at that point you can plan any other map instead of Labs lmao.
would be way more realistic to enter through another map
They already plan to lock maps in the future.
Yikes I don't wanna relive payday.
@bitter urchin
Ffffssss
Thanks for the attempt but I iwll fix that and delete my comments for now and repost later
that would be why people have not done it lol
Lmao
👌 👌 👌
I really need to kill this player :T He's being a little shit.
I'm trying tof igure out how to kill him
Shoot his legs
I ended up having him trip and fall done some stairs as he tried to escape
@cold swan try now I think I fixed it
I'm doing a school project where I need ppl to answer a survey and make charts for the data I get but not many people have done my survey, here is the linkhttps://goo.gl/forms/EQioKcr8oMwoO9Dp2 I would really Appreciate if anyone would do it it's very small only 13 questions
Yeah it works now.
Enjoy my answers. They will surprise you lmfao.
@bitter urchin Are you an Ontario student by chance?
Yes I am, are you?
Nah BC.
Fair fair 😂😂
Ah ok I'm only in grade 10 😂😂 young boi
I mean I'm grade 12.
I'm not much older lmfao.
What's your opinion on the phone ban?
Honestly I think it's a good idea because I know alot of people who just mess around all class on there phone and don't work and then they complain they don't have a good education
Hm. Weird.
It's different at my school.
People are on their phone, but most people still get As and Bs.
Wow your school is a lot better then mine, we have a tone of super stoners who just sneak by with a 53
Oof.
There's like 30 kids out of 2000 at my school like that
But my school also has IB and French immersion.
We have french immersion as well and most of them are very highly skilled, I used to be in immersion but dropped out because I couldn't spell in French very well
Yeah I get that.
French sucks.
Weird. We surprisingly don't have that many and a few are in IB.
From my experience, I haven't seen it be distracting at my school.
But everywhere is different.
like we loose on the policy
We have kids stand up on the desk and ask for ppl to play 8 ball with them
thats bad
I have never seen that lmfao.
i mean i care about my future so
I get As and I'm on my phone lmao.
same
Just gotta GIT GUD.
I do as well that's why I have an android 😎
i still think that they are distractying though
They definitely can be.
I can totally play both sides because I mess around and get good grades but I see ppl mess around too much and fail
althpugh only high iqers play tarkov anyhow
Soo true
only high iqers watch anime as well
Yikes noty
I haven't been on in a fat minute has the wipe came yet?
I'm coming back full time after wipe or when the hideouts come
Lol
Idk why my profile pic is an under age anime girl lmao I think I left my discord signed in at school
What nooooo 😏
👀 👀 👀
😅😅
FBI pls arrest him.
FBI OPEN UP bang
Kek.
bean him
lmfao ur fucked for life if you left discord signed in at school
who knows what kids are gonna do XD
so true
i used it so i can bypass the firewall and download games through the launcher
(((Works best with headphones)))
Because he's good.
AAAAAH THE ANNOUNCEMENT PING IS BUGGED
Honestly I wish they would just add a scab only map, sure give them shit stuff but sometimes I like to just kill scavs and not run into sweaty squads
but muhh offline mode
Sure but I want some ristorante
*risk
Of losing stuff for ding retarded
But not because I run into fully geared 4 man squads on woods of all maps
well i mean
no
if you had that people would do solo maps for money and only players you'd ever run into are full kit
player scavland? sure
place where you can go as a solo player only fighting scavs
no
Sup
Buying gummy worms from China.
What is the Point
Idk I was just curious as to your opinion. I mean gummy worms and gummy bears are amazing.
I wouldn't say no to bulk.
Also.
You suck for not streaming at like 10pm.
I would have subbed.
But no.
@cold swan those are really good, but they aren't worms or teddys: https://www.amazon.es/Haribo-Frutissima-Caramelos-Goma-275/dp/B078VPT1YG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1553523748&sr=8-2&keywords=frutissima+haribo
Don't know if you can find them there
Oh yeah Haribo.
Haribo is pretty popular here. They're good.
Nah I just noticed they sold candy and shit lmfao.
Those are my fav
Gonna stream satisfactory @cold swan
I like gummy bears, nothing else
it will be later
Nope.
No sub for you.
Nah lmk when you stream and you can have my twitch prime.
I never use twitch anyways lmfao.
Ye boi.
Jfc.
spread it around twitch

PRUNE GANG 
No
Hi dox
Hello.
Hi
Hi

Hiiiiiiiiiii cass


Cass is lame.

^
That's one sad looking penguin.
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