#general-chat

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vocal folio
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No idea some people posted it

fiery coral
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loading

vocal folio
fiery coral
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Well the meme social job

quaint stag
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lmfao

fiery coral
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Mcdonalds

cold swan
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F.

vocal folio
cold swan
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I would rather die than work at McDonald's.

vocal folio
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Army> McDonald’s

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No

fiery coral
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Hehe

vocal folio
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Coast guard> McDonald’s

cold swan
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Can't join the army because asthma.

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

fiery coral
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Pff

cold swan
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I'll become a cop instead.

vocal folio
fiery coral
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I am happy I have really light asthma

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And a broken knee

cold swan
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I have severe chronic asthma.

fiery coral
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Because I would need to serve

cold swan
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Rip.

vocal folio
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Chad no asthma> Virgin chronic asthma

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❤

cold swan
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I didn't choose for my mother to smoke.

vocal folio
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Nah I can’t shit on it I had that shit bad when I was 4-5

fiery coral
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I mean my knee is only a bit fucked

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Occasionally it twists and I limp for a week

cold swan
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I've had it my entire life. Only one in my family.

vocal folio
cold swan
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My mother smoked while pregnant to my knowledge. I'm betting it's that.

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Rip your knee.

fiery coral
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Ahh it's okay

cold swan
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Only issue I have is a bad back from work.

quaint stag
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rip

vocal folio
cold swan
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Yeah man. I love having back issues while still in high school.

fiery coral
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Actually smoking doesn't cause asthma frequently

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There are some other 'changes'

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Like characteristic ones

vocal folio
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Ahem vaping is gay

fiery coral
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If you have any of them it might be a confirmation

cold swan
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Idk man. No one else in my family has ever been diagnosed.

fiery coral
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Idk how it was called

vocal folio
fiery coral
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Something like 'smoker's baby syndrome'

cold swan
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No clue.

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Too lazy to look it up anyways lmfao.

vocal folio
fiery coral
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I would link it but inet

cold swan
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It's good.

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Also Jesus.

fiery coral
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What

cold swan
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I can guarantee that won't work.

fiery coral
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Just kick it lol

cold swan
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Lmfao.

fiery coral
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If something doesn't work reset

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If it still not work kick

vocal folio
fiery coral
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If it starts moving in places it should not

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Use tape

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And more tape if needed

vocal folio
fiery coral
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Basicaly engineering 101

vocal folio
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Duct tape and wd40

cold swan
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Not moving when it should? WD40.

fiery coral
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Yaaazz

cold swan
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Moving when it shouldn't? Duct tape.

fiery coral
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But

vocal folio
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Basically

fiery coral
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There is a trick

vocal folio
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Kick it

fiery coral
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Not duct but insulating tape

cold swan
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Depends on the task.

vocal folio
fiery coral
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We moved to general

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And frenchy died anyways

vocal folio
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Shh

cold swan
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French is fine.

quaint stag
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No I'm not.

cold swan
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Yes you are.

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💕

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Now make me a Tinder profile.

vocal folio
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Frenk is fine af

fiery coral
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Now

vocal folio
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Kk

cold swan
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So I can regret life choices.

fiery coral
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The real question

vocal folio
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Never

fiery coral
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What should I choose

vocal folio
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What

fiery coral
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Canada US Swedistan or Russia

cold swan
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For?

fiery coral
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Fucking getting out of this swampy poor ass place

vocal folio
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Swedistan noice I’m gonna use that now

fiery coral
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Ye for that

cold swan
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Not the US if you enjoy free health care.

fiery coral
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XD

vocal folio
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Ahem

fiery coral
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I mean

vocal folio
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We have guns

fiery coral
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I am gonna be health care

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If everything goes right

cold swan
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Yeah but so do a lot of other countries.

vocal folio
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Meh

cold swan
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Canada is alright.

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I'd recommend Ontario.

vocal folio
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It’s a right

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Stay outta French Canada

cold swan
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That's Quebec.

vocal folio
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Aka trash

fiery coral
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I don't like or know french anyways

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So I didn't rly consider that

cold swan
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No idea on Swedistan.
Russia is... Well it's not the most open of countries.

quaint stag
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💔

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Oh, wait. You mean the language.

cold swan
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Lmfao.

fiery coral
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I mean sweden is gonna change their language to eng in about 20 years if everything goes as planned lmao

cold swan
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I'd vote Sweden or Canada.

fiery coral
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RUSSIA IS GREAT BLYAT

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I mean

cold swan
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If you have the same views as Putin, yes.

fiery coral
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Nah

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The trick is

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To be stfu

cold swan
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Lmfao.

fiery coral
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Ya know

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Also

vocal folio
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🇺🇸trump 🇺🇸

fiery coral
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Russia has one good thing

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There is everything in Russia

cold swan
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Cheap vodka?

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That too

fiery coral
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Nah

vocal folio
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Ukraine vodka best

fiery coral
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Literally everything

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Meh ukraine has nothing good

cold swan
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Sadly can't drink in my province.

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Thanks Canada.

fiery coral
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Okay maybe crimea :3

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But russia due to it being fucking huge has anything what you desire

vocal folio
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Aw

fiery coral
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If you have money ofc

cold swan
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True. I still wouldn't go there though personally.

fiery coral
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That is the problem with russia

cold swan
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I like not having a high chance of dying.

real summit
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What

fiery coral
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Most people There are poor

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Dude

real summit
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Higj chance of dying in russia?

fiery coral
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I live in Poland

cold swan
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Higher than Canada to my knowledge lmao.

fiery coral
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There is a higher chance of dying here than there

real summit
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Well no shit

cold swan
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Fair.

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Idk I'd like to visit Russia.

fiery coral
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Ye because kanada is empty

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Like

cold swan
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But I'd never live there.

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No I live in the third biggest city.

fiery coral
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How many people live in ur country

vocal folio
fiery coral
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In total

cold swan
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27 or so million.

real summit
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Russia is cool to visit if you dont want to stay there for longer than 2-3 weeks

fiery coral
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36 million here

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And now Compare sizes XD

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Btw

cold swan
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Yeah but most people live in certain areas

fiery coral
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There is a funny thing about Poland

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There is around 60 million polish people around the world

cold swan
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It's bordered by countries that want it gone and as a part of them?

fiery coral
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Yet 36 mil live here

cold swan
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Seems like people wanna leave Poland lmfao.

real summit
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Poland isnt that bad

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I had a Polish friend who left Poland to work in russia

fiery coral
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We border russia lithuania russia ukraine slovakia czech rep germany

real summit
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She regretted it

fiery coral
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Russia kinda likes us

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Germany is not nazi rn

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And the rest

cold swan
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That's only because Ukraine is in the way.

fiery coral
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No ?

cold swan
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One country at a time.

vocal folio
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Hey dox

fiery coral
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Russia has a Direct border with poland

vocal folio
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I think I found something for you

fiery coral
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Actually 2 borders because belarus is fucking russia 2.0

real summit
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Not quite

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Id like to live in belarus rather than in russia

fiery coral
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If russia said grey now black belarus say grey now black if belarus say different then putin say haha you have no gas money or fuel now fuck you

cold swan
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@vocal folio Noty

vocal folio
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America> shit holes

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Easy

real summit
cold swan
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I don't want a BJ from some random.

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I enjoy not getting some kinda STI.

real summit
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@vocal folio quite a statement

cold swan
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America = a lot of shit holes.

fiery coral
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Well czech rep and slovakia are friendly to us and are sm0l

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Ukraine is ukraine

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Belarus exists for no reason in particular

vocal folio
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That’s Alabama and commiefornia there dox

fiery coral
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And we don't mention lithuania Poland's northern part

cold swan
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Commiefornia is like Canada so I like it.

vocal folio
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Recreate the polish commonwealth ?

cold swan
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Speaking of Canada. I get to vote this year.

vocal folio
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Oof

fiery coral
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Ugh no @vocal folio

cold swan
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I should vote for Trudeau just to bother you.

fiery coral
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Fuck no

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Lithuanias will just all commit suicides and we will slowly take over

vocal folio
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Why it’s your country and your vote. Idk for whom. Voting is good

cold swan
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Really. So if I voted for a liberal you wouldn't be triggered?

vocal folio
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Fine at least bring back the Winged Hussars

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Why

fiery coral
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Btw lithuania's suicide rate=seattle suicide rate

vocal folio
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Idfc it’s your vote

fiery coral
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Husars never wore wings

cold swan
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Disappointed.

vocal folio
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You do you

fiery coral
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👌

vocal folio
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Shhh

fiery coral
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Only on parades

cold swan
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Honestly no idea who I'm gonna vote for.

vocal folio
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Yay

cold swan
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They all suck.

vocal folio
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Try the lemon party. But I don’t they’ve been a thing smear the 80s

fiery coral
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Every politician sucks

real summit
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Doesn't matter who you vote for

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Putin will win

cold swan
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Kek.

vocal folio
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Putin jails the challenger

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Duh

fiery coral
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You know what we say here when someone asks us who we will vote for ?

quaint stag
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Doesn't matter who you vote for
Xi Jinping will win*
FTFY

fiery coral
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'Idk maybe iceland maybe UK maybe sweden'

cold swan
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🤔

vocal folio
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Fucking China changing their constitution

fiery coral
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We don't vote we just gtfo of here

cold swan
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Fair.

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I don't wanna waste my vote though but absolutely every option here is ass imo.

fiery coral
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Then vote at the best looking ass

cold swan
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Nah they're all guys.

fiery coral
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I mean not actually best looking

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Metaphore

cold swan
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Nope.

vocal folio
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Dox what the fuck is the New Democratic party

cold swan
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I'm taking that statement seriously

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It's the NDP.

fiery coral
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Trudeau then XD

vocal folio
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No shit

cold swan
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They're like... Idk.

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Weird?

vocal folio
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Oh god they’re commies

cold swan
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Better than the conservatives or liberal.

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But they have a new leader.

fiery coral
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Ehh don't worry guys

cold swan
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No idea how he is.

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Green party is 🤢

fiery coral
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Here all markets and most of the shops are closed on sundays lmao

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Because 'christianity'

cold swan
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That would suck.

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I do most of my stuff on Sunday.

fiery coral
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Ez

vocal folio
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Cmon Maxine Bernier

cold swan
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Who?

fiery coral
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Ye who

vocal folio
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Some new party from last year

cold swan
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For what country?

vocal folio
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Cana

cold swan
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I have never heard of this person.

vocal folio
cold swan
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People's party of Canada.

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Yeah no.

vocal folio
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Lol

fiery coral
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Ahh you live in weird places

cold swan
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I'd sooner vote for Bloc de Quebecois.

vocal folio
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Yeah no idea about him or what he stands for so I can’t say shit bout him

cold swan
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Me either.

vocal folio
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But ahem fuck the French

cold swan
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Yeah but the Québécois actually have good policies imo.

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Plus they want to leave Canada.

fiery coral
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(Whispers) vote for the ones that support immigrants

cold swan
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No. You're not allowed to move here.

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Andrew Scheer it is.

vocal folio
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From your opinion polls the CPC has a slight lead

fiery coral
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Andrew who

cold swan
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There was an opinion poll?

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He's the conservative leader.

fiery coral
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Conservatives

vocal folio
fiery coral
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Like

cold swan
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Eh Conservatives are okay.

fiery coral
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Why both conservatives and liberals are retarded here

vocal folio
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March 9th shows cpc is leading by 4

cold swan
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They have a bad track record with Stephen Harper.

fiery coral
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Here conservatives break the constitution lmao

cold swan
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He kinda fucked Canada so people don't trust them.

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Rip.

fiery coral
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And liberals just smoke some good weed

vocal folio
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Who

cold swan
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That's the Green party here.

fiery coral
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And get 6% in total

cold swan
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Which I am 100% against.

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Stephen Harper was the old CPC leader back when I was a kid.

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He was in power before Trudeau.

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He fucked our economy and made stupid policies. Everyone hated him.

fiery coral
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Oofy

cold swan
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He's not the leader anymore nor is he even an MP I think.

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He basically got fired lmfao.

fiery coral
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I'm more liberal but every liberal party here consists of clowns

cold swan
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I'm pretty centrist.

fiery coral
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Ye same but I lean towards liberals

cold swan
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Idk it depends on the issue.

fiery coral
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Because I don't find tradition or god or anything useful

cold swan
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Same.

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I hate political tests though because they don't really allow for a lot of room in your answers.

fiery coral
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Ye lol

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They are trash

cold swan
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Often times it's more complex than strongly agree to strongly disagree.

fiery coral
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Political classification is trash anyways

ruby basin
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VOTE YANG GANG, FREE $1000 A MONTH

cold swan
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Who.

vocal folio
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Uh no

ruby basin
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some guy in America running in 2020

vocal folio
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Fuck that commie

cold swan
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I want a free $1000 per month.

vocal folio
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He’s a write in basically

ruby basin
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his whole campaign is "ill give everyone over 18 $1000 a month"

fiery coral
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Hey we have that here

ruby basin
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i wouldnt mind

cold swan
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Down.

vocal folio
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Ahem that’s commie

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And bad for the economy

cold swan
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I want that. Then I'd have money for once.

ruby basin
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everything is

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i just dont vote because I dont like any of the politicians in america 🤷

vocal folio
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Giving people who don’t do shit free money is absolutely retarded

fiery coral
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One party made a program that gives 500pln (125 euros) for every child except for the 1st lmao

cold swan
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Respectable.

fiery coral
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@vocal folio This is a fact

vocal folio
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Kinda why the welfare system here is fucking terrible

fiery coral
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And that is why sweden is a swedistan rn

ruby basin
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i mean we give countries billions in foreign aid and we have an absurd military budget, i'd rather have all that cut and given back to Americans

vocal folio
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People abuse it

fiery coral
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Honestly

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If russians didn't exists army would be needed just for stabilisation

ruby basin
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usa should just stop trying to police the world tbh, there really hasnt been a reason to go to war since like ww2

vocal folio
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If we don’t no one else would

fiery coral
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Basicaly what I said

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Nah

grizzled cosmos
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USA should also stop giving other countries money and military aid

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use that to fix shit here

fiery coral
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If you didn't everyone would

ruby basin
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yeah, instead of giving countries billions, why not treat our own soldiers who come back from these unfair wars

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my grandfather, fought ww2, still cant get anything from the VA

fiery coral
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We have EU union USA and some small boios in a state of aliance rn

vocal folio
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Daddy T signed a new order for vets

fiery coral
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If russia went mad retard mode

vocal folio
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Also the VA is shit

fiery coral
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They would just lose

ruby basin
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well it would be better if there were better people in charge of it, and there was funding instead of dropping billions into some dumb aircraft that cant even take off

fiery coral
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And north korea is a joke lmao

ruby basin
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or other stuff

fiery coral
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North korea is like a small dog with rabbies

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On a chain

cold swan
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Don't diss the F-35

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I got a keychain for it.

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Lmfao.

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Lanyard*

ruby basin
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how much did that set you back?

fiery coral
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Wait

ruby basin
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i guess it works better than the actual f-35

cold swan
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$0 because my mother's boyfriend worked on it.

fiery coral
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F-35 doesn't work ?

ruby basin
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there's been so many errors and problems with it

cold swan
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Not really lul.

vocal folio
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North Korea more open to talk over fucking Democrats

fiery coral
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And just today someone laughed about the t-14 armata XD

ruby basin
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its just a money sink so lockheed can get some more US dollars

grizzled cosmos
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both red and blue are obstinate extremist shits

cold swan
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I like the T-14 Armata.

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It's a sexy tank.

fiery coral
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I actually am scared of russian tanks

ruby basin
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Russian tanks are how it wins wars.

cold swan
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Well if you move to Russia you can see one roll down the street lmao.

vocal folio
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T14 is overly complicated for Russian

fiery coral
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When they released T-90 none of the tanks on the earth could actually penetrate it

grizzled cosmos
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T-14 looks pretty sex though

fiery coral
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But russians didn't know

cold swan
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Doesn't matter if it's over complicated by their standards. That just means you need to properly train people.

vocal folio
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Dox get a beard grills like it

ruby basin
fiery coral
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Germans tested it's armor and well they imiedately called rheinmetal

cold swan
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I look better without facial hair I've been told.

fiery coral
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*imediately

cold swan
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Nor do you even know what I look like.

vocal folio
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Obviously

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Germany fuck we need a new tank

fiery coral
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Nah

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Just a canon

ruby basin
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If I shave I have baby face so I just wear a beard.

vocal folio
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Hshxhxhshs

fiery coral
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Btw abrams is rly comfy

ruby basin
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I jump from 26 down to 16

vocal folio
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Calm down polish

fiery coral
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I must admit americanos you did a good job

cold swan
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I just look bad no matter what imo.

vocal folio
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Aw never dox

cold swan
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My only good feature is my glasses lmfao.

vocal folio
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Show

cold swan
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Noty.

smoky grotto
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Except Russia recently stopped production on t14s

ruby basin
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my ex said I looked good, so that's good enough for me

vocal folio
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Jdjsjwjh

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Why not

cold swan
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@ruby basin Same.

fiery coral
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Ye because russia has no money lol

cold swan
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But yet nah because she broke up with me. 😢

smoky grotto
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It's too expensive, instead they are going to upgrade t80s

vocal folio
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Aw

fiery coral
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They have way better shit atm than US but they are poor so they have it only on paper

vocal folio
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Dox needs a hug and a lager

cold swan
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I need a hug and a bottle of vodka.

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I have a strong tolerance.

vocal folio
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Can I come@over

cold swan
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No because you're from New York.

vocal folio
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Uh no I’m not

cold swan
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I have PTSD.

fiery coral
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Drink some good whisky with ice

cold swan
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Too bad. East coast is bad

fiery coral
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Glenfidich maybe?

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Want sum

cold swan
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I can't buy alcohol in BC.

ruby basin
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I've had peopl I've met once tell me I look like an ex-PMC

vocal folio
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Never east coast best coast

cold swan
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You have to be 19 here.

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I'm only 18.

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😢

vocal folio
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I’m 20

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Solved

grizzled cosmos
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young'n mods. 8V

cold swan
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I mean I have friends who are older too.

ruby basin
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26 👴

vocal folio
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Frenk is 16

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And a mod

cold swan
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I can just have them buy me booze.

grizzled cosmos
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27 💀

fiery coral
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Well then frenk is my age

cold swan
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I don't know how I became a mod.

vocal folio
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Vaeriah

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Duh

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Suc

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Zuc

cold swan
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Kek. I succed Vaeriah for torture.

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100% true.

vocal folio
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Uhh

cold swan
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Being a mod is literally cancer.

vocal folio
fiery coral
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Actually getting alcohol isn't bad

cold swan
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Yes?

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Oh yeah I could probably get it without being IDed.

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I look like I'm in uni. I bought my friend an airsoft pistol the other day and didn't get IDed.

fiery coral
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Just find a homeless alcoholic and give him money for 2 bears and ask if he can buy you one lol

vocal folio
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Go to Germany gotta be like 15

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Duh

cold swan
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Kek. Honestly that works too.

fiery coral
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Ye but germany is ...

cold swan
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But I'm broke because I'm in HS.

vocal folio
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Germany

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Ye

fiery coral
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Come here lol you gotta be 18 here

cold swan
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I ran outta birthday money.

vocal folio
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Oof

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I’ll send you a card

cold swan
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Sure. Send me one on PayPal.

vocal folio
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Nah hand written is superior

cold swan
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I will promptly get one of my uni friends to buy my drinks.

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Noty. Giving my address is a no-no.

vocal folio
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P.O. Box

cold swan
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Don't have one.

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That's money.

vocal folio
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Oof

fiery coral
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Dox

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How do you manage as an adult jeez

vocal folio
cold swan
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I'm still in school.

vocal folio
cold swan
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It's called I live with my mother because I'm not able to move out yet.

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Lmfao.

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I just turned 18 6 days ago.

vocal folio
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Aw

fiery coral
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You just check the adress of ur barber and the postman or whoever the fuck will leave the package here so you stay anonymous

vocal folio
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Go do adult things

fiery coral
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Ez clap

cold swan
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Nah that's just weird.

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Also yikes adult things?

fiery coral
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6 days ago?

cold swan
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That's what the Tinder is for.

#

Yeah my birthday was March 4th.

fiery coral
#

Here you would be still drunk lol

cold swan
#

6 days from me currently.

#

Lmfao.

#

I would be if I lived in almost any other province.

fiery coral
#

You will find money grabbers and traps on tinders

vocal folio
fiery coral
#

Thank god I have muh real waifu

cold swan
#

Eh. Still worth the fun.

vocal folio
#

Uhhhhh

fiery coral
#

And I don't need that shit

cold swan
#

Also I had a GF. But I have absolutely no idea if we're in a relationship anymore for complex reasons.

vocal folio
#

Dox needs a girl without money problems

cold swan
#

Both of my relationships have been that.

vocal folio
#

Someone to do shit with

#

But with emotional shit

cold swan
#

First one's parents literally owned an oil company.

#

Second one was just rich.

vocal folio
#

Marry them

fiery coral
#

Woaw okay

vocal folio
#

Well one

fiery coral
#

Kinda sounded like someone who I know

#

Before that rich thingy

cold swan
#

Lmao.

#

I apparently date up in life.

fiery coral
#

And the fact that you don't know if you STILL are and he doesn't know if she accepted him

cold swan
#

Well.

fiery coral
#

Introvert problems vol.1

cold swan
#

I mean. Neither of us are introverted.

#

It's just... Difficult.

#

And long

fiery coral
#

Btw it is 5.52 am

cold swan
#

Rip.

#

Go sleep.

fiery coral
#

Why ?

vocal folio
#

Like back in hs. Girl I liked we did shit together, had fun the works but mostly avoided that emotional stuff while it was there just nothing set in stone

fiery coral
#

The sun is already up

vocal folio
#

Show

cold swan
#

I assumed you were tired.

#

And I need the emotional side of it or I'm literally not interested at all.

vocal folio
#

the sun will come out tomorrow

cold swan
#

I'm not into just going and having sex. I don't get how people could be.

vocal folio
#

Dox wants the i love you

#

Aw

fiery coral
#

Awww

cold swan
#

Yeah man. Not like I've heard it a billion times from two different people to only end up single. Dab.

fiery coral
#

Ye that is really extravert lmao

#

Reaaally

vocal folio
#

Like we told each other everything before leaving for uni. It being hs neither of us wanted that full on shit.

fiery coral
#

No one wants to be neither intro or extra because in people's minds one is a fucking depressed loser and the other one is a brainless chad that snorts cocaine every day

#

Btw

#

Sex gets boring without of the emotional side of things

#

So u

#

Are

#

Right

vocal folio
#

Kinda like your best girl friend from hs you’d marry over someone else

cold swan
#

Kek. I'm extroverted but I don't at all mind sitting at home reading or relaxing, etc.

#

But I definitely prefer being social over alone.

fiery coral
#

Then u are in the middle whatever

vocal folio
#

Like fuck if we both where older I’d totally ask her

cold swan
#

Yeah it's called Ambivert I believe or some stupid shit.

#

Also rip Shoot.

vocal folio
#

What boy

#

Rip me how

fiery coral
#

Get a qt for urself

vocal folio
#

Does dox need a harem

#

Ha

fiery coral
#

Atleast u aren't someone who just wants to fuck

#

So maybe she won't run

#

Kek

vocal folio
#

I knew a few people that

#

Fucks anything that moves

cold swan
#

I said rip because I misread what you said.

#

And yikes.

#

That's not my thing chief.

vocal folio
#

Those people you’d avoid

fiery coral
#

Good

#

Unfortunately it is like with tarkov

#

Whatever tips you give

#

It is not enough

vocal folio
#

But Tarkov constantly fucks you

#

So who needs a grill

fiery coral
#

Well

cold swan
#

I mean tru.

fiery coral
#

In this case

cold swan
#

Time to delete Tinder.

fiery coral
#

We are all gey

vocal folio
#

Tbh I’d think I’ll like dox irl

fiery coral
#

Actually

#

Some of us are bisexual and some are gey then

vocal folio
#

Friends

#

Idiot

cold swan
#

I'm nicer in person than here. I just booli you because I've known you for a while.

fiery coral
#

DEEP

cold swan
#

I do the same to French.

vocal folio
#

We all do

#

And I to you

cold swan
#

Yeet.

vocal folio
#

But sense you like guns irl

fiery coral
#

I just appear and listen

vocal folio
#

I have some respect for you

cold swan
#

Guns are fun. But I'll stick to airsoft because it's easier for now.

fiery coral
#

Imo

vocal folio
#

Don’t shoot your eye out kid

cold swan
#

Maybe once I graduate and if the laws loosen up, I'll get a fancy gun.

vocal folio
#

Ahem America

#

Duh

fiery coral
#

Asg is.more fun that shooting no a range

#

Waaay more

cold swan
#

I'd honestly love a real Kriss Vector.

vocal folio
#

I don’t use a range

fiery coral
#

It's like

vocal folio
#

Just have family with property

cold swan
#

I have to use a range here.

fiery coral
#

Fun but only for a while

#

Same here

cold swan
#

You're not legally allowed to shoot on your own property.

vocal folio
#

Oof

fiery coral
#

I can't do backyard shit

vocal folio
#

I’m sorry

fiery coral
#

Ye

cold swan
#

If I was, I'd totally buy a fucking ranch in the middle of butt fuck nowhere and setup a range.

fiery coral
#

That is why I am saying it

vocal folio
#

So visit me

fiery coral
#

Shooting is just too passive to me

cold swan
#

You're far.

vocal folio
#

And let’s shoot

#

So fly

fiery coral
#

And asg involves running and shit

cold swan
#

I don't have the funds to do that.

#

ASG?

vocal folio
#

Air

cold swan
#

Airsoft gun?

fiery coral
#

Sry

vocal folio
#

What does dox wanna study in uni

cold swan
#

Nah just making sure you're saying what I think you're saying lmao.

#

I told you.

#

Criminology.

fiery coral
#

Here for some reason asg=airsfot

vocal folio
#

Ah

cold swan
#

It's gud dw

fiery coral
#

*airsoft

vocal folio
#

I’m on YouTube half the time

cold swan
#

Airsoft is fun because I can legally shoot a 12 year old.

vocal folio
#

Ha

fiery coral
#

Hahahha

#

Imagine

#

Just imagine

vocal folio
#

Dox you taking a minor with that

fiery coral
#

No minimal engagement bullshit

#

And a 450 fps full auto

#

Hehehe

vocal folio
#

Oof 450 that’s rookie numbers

fiery coral
#

Full auto

#

I haven't seen higher full auto limits ever

vocal folio
#

450

#

Oof

cold swan
#

Wdym taking a minor?

fiery coral
#

Snipers are actually not painful

#

I got shot by a 650 fps sniper and it just itches

vocal folio
#

Like my major is criminology and I taking a minor in intelligence analysis

cold swan
#

My guns all shoot 400 with uhhhhhhhhhhh... .25 I believe.

#

Ohhhh

#

I didn't understand what you meant.

#

Yeah probably idk.

vocal folio
cold swan
#

Depending on what they have.

fiery coral
#

Like I don't understand that vid in which the guy shoots a kid and it starts crying and rolling

vocal folio
#

Lol

cold swan
#

I can't choose yet.

#

I choose once I get in.

fiery coral
#

Wait

vocal folio
#

Yeah

fiery coral
#

Ohh I just said kid=it

vocal folio
#

Uh huh

#

?

cold swan
#

Kids are its.

fiery coral
#

Ye but

#

U know

#

It is r00d

vocal folio
#

Is it bad that hs freshman look like 18

cold swan
#

I look 20+

#

Have since I was 16.

vocal folio
#

Doubt

fiery coral
#

Ohh

#

Just like me

vocal folio
#

I went back to my hs and god the freshman are they are something

cold swan
#

I'm never going back.

vocal folio
#

Ha

#

Or aw

fiery coral
#

Imagine having 1.5cm's less beard than deadly at the age of 15

cold swan
#

Nah the younger grades are cancer.

#

Especially grade 8s. Jesus. The grade 8s.

#

@fiery coral that's a lotta beard.

fiery coral
#

A bit

vocal folio
#

Tbh my hs experience was kinda shit. Basically did nothing in class got all A’s. Laugh at me now. I did marching band wasn’t bad fun times there meet that girl that made junior and senior year better.

cold swan
#

I should make a gofundme for uni fees. Shoot, donate all your money.
Also that's nice.

vocal folio
#

Fucking middle school was a meme

#

I wanted to shoot every fucker there

#

Also

cold swan
#

Uni is gonna be a meme when I end up 120k in debt.

fiery coral
#

Oof

vocal folio
#

We knocked a kid out with a dodge ball

cold swan
#

Lmfao

fiery coral
#

Did it survive ?

cold swan
#

Probably.

vocal folio
#

So the school system got rid of the rubber balls and replaced them with foam balls

fiery coral
#

I mean

cold swan
#

Awww lame.

fiery coral
#

Wait

cold swan
#

We have a mix here.

fiery coral
#

A dodge ball ?

#

Ohh

#

Okay

vocal folio
#

Then knocked another kid out with the foam ball then banned dodge ball all together

#

Lol

cold swan
#

Lmfao.

fiery coral
#

Ahahahahaha

cold swan
#

I have had a basketball thrown at my head full force and didn't get knocked out.

#

Those people are weak.

fiery coral
#

We played dodge with fuckin basketball and volleyball balls wtf

#

A foam ball can knock someone out ?

cold swan
#

Seemingly so.

vocal folio
#

the fucking sounds of that ball being yeeted at his face oh god was sexy

cold swan
#

🤔

vocal folio
#

Shh

fiery coral
#

He said he hated everyone there lol

cold swan
#

Inb4 nuts to someone getting bashed in the face with a dodgeball.

#

Fair.

vocal folio
#

does dox randomly cry over that girl who left

cold swan
#

No.

#

Here's the timeline of me crying.

vocal folio
#

birth

#

daily life

cold swan
#

Grade 2 > a fight. Grade 4 > another fight this time verbal. Grade 11 > first grill broke up with me. I cried. Haven't since.

#

I don't cry.

fiery coral
#

Every night when he feels his leg

#

I didn't cry until I had a gf

#

Now we cry together

#

Pretty cool

vocal folio
#

Lol

cold swan
#

I struggle to express emotions.

fiery coral
#

I usually just walk around silently

cold swan
#

I hold my feelings in and don't mention it.

#

I love shitty coping mechanisms.

fiery coral
#

Well that does the job

cold swan
#

It's a horrible thing to do.

vocal folio
#

Dox show prom pictures

#

?

fiery coral
#

I just talk about like science stuff

#

And guns

cold swan
#

I have none?

fiery coral
#

With my friend

vocal folio
#

History is dope

fiery coral
#

Who can't think

cold swan
#

No one does prom here really.

vocal folio
#

Ah

cold swan
#

I wouldn't wanna anyways.

vocal folio
#

Aw

cold swan
#

I'd honestly rather just go on a date.

#

Plus prom hasn't happened yet.

#

Or whatever they call it at my school. Idek.

vocal folio
#

You should go

cold swan
#

No one I know is going.

#

Lmfao.

vocal folio
#

Oof

#

Ours was at some fancy hotel at the waterfront

fiery coral
#

Ohh well

cold swan
#

It's not popular. Most kids think it's stupid here unless they're dating which 99% aren't.

#

Ah we have a grad dinner dance at a fancy hotel.

fiery coral
#

Wow

#

Here 99% that don't have a partner go to a prom

vocal folio
#

Prom is the one night where everyone forgets hs and come together

fiery coral
#

And the rest that has a.partner spends that time fucking or watching films

cold swan
#

We all come together already. Bullying isn't big at my school.

#

Everyone is pretty nice.

vocal folio
#

Then some ass set off the fire alarm

cold swan
#

That already happens.

#

Someone set it off 4 times in one day last year.

#

3 of which were in a row.

vocal folio
#

Bullying , that wasn’t what I meant

fiery coral
#

Para

vocal folio
#

Ban this kid

fiery coral
#

:3

woeful crest
#

no

cold swan
#

Alright.

woeful crest
#

stop it prank

#

stahp

#

its prank

vocal folio
#

A shirtless dude playing Minecraft shocker

woeful crest
#

dont do it

cold swan
#

Yeah but pranks break rule 3.

fiery coral
#

:333

vocal folio
woeful crest
#

k i will not brake anymore rules

cold swan
#

👌

woeful crest
#

its only prank

vocal folio
woeful crest
#

btw bear is better

#

dont even argue that

cold swan
#

Usec is better.

bold trellis
vocal folio
#

Chad usec

#

Hi G

cold swan
#

GTB go to bed.

vocal folio
#

No

cold swan
#

It's like 1 AM there.

bold trellis
#

Sleep is weak

vocal folio
#

It’s only 130

woeful crest
#

cheekis are better than colonizer

bold trellis
#

And I work at 6 am

fiery coral
#

BEAR blyat

vocal folio
fiery coral
#

Pff

cold swan
#

Yeah you should sleep then.

vocal folio
#

Nah

bold trellis
vocal folio
#

G yeah he should

cold swan
#

Like I'm probably going to in a bit.

fiery coral
#

It is 6:26 am and I talked to these red canadians

woeful crest
#

bear is better

cold swan
#

Only one of us is Canadian.

fiery coral
#

For the

vocal folio
#

Ahem 🇺🇸

fiery coral
#

Whole.

#

Night

vocal folio
#

Bitch

fiery coral
#

Shh

vocal folio
cold swan
#

The rest are 🇺🇸

vocal folio
#

Yeehaw

fiery coral
#

Iha>yeehaw

#

I love phonetic languages

vocal folio
#

Mein Lehren

fiery coral
#

Ich sprechen deutsch nicht

#

Es ist blood

vocal folio
#

Blamaż

#

?

#

No idea

fiery coral
#

XD

vocal folio
#

Is that even a word

fiery coral
#

Yes

#

In Polish

vocal folio
#

Meaning what

fiery coral
#

But

vocal folio
#

Well duh

fiery coral
#

No one fucking says it

vocal folio
#

It’s Polanski

fiery coral
#

Like a flop kinda

vocal folio
#

Wait what

fiery coral
#

Something dissapoiting

cold swan
#

Polish is weird.

vocal folio
#

So dox’s love life

#

Oh god he’s here

cold swan
#

Wow.

#

That's rude.

vocal folio
#

Love you

fiery coral
#

I mean no one uses here

cold swan
#

😢 😢

fiery coral
#

I mean nah

vocal folio
#

Głośna

#

Means what

fiery coral
#

Loud female type

#

Sorry

#

Loud (female type)

vocal folio
#

Ah

fiery coral
#

Głośny is he

#

Głośna is she

#

And głośne is it

vocal folio
#

If only there a word for a loud female

#

Is there?

fiery coral
#

Jędza could be

#

More like an annoying old bitch

vocal folio
#

Ha

#

Fick dich

fiery coral
#

But I guess it could apply

vocal folio
#

I’m gonna remember that

fiery coral
#

Btw you just saw what the problem with Polish is

#

That we don't just say she or he is loud

vocal folio
#

Same with German basically

fiery coral
#

Yeee

jagged field
#

hey

cold swan
#

Woah now.

fiery coral
#

Hmm

cold swan
#

That's not acceptable.

vocal folio
#

Sorry national socialist of the German workers party

#

Better

cold swan
#

No because this is official.

vocal folio
#

But chris

jagged field
#

rekt

cold swan
#

Rules are harsher lmao.

vocal folio
#

Go to school Chris it’s Monday

fiery coral
#

We are gonna produce like 10 walls of text anyways

cold swan
#

Shh. I'm trying to scare him.

fiery coral
#

No one is gonna find out 😏

cold swan
#

It's called a verbal warning.

vocal folio
#

Uh huh

jagged field
#

it's also 1.5 hours before school starts

cold swan
#

Do it again and I will have to warn you as per the requirements.

vocal folio
#

I already got one bull shit warning for telling some kid feelings don’t matter in the real world

#

No reason as to why

fiery coral
#

Ye he will have to spancc u

vocal folio
#

Oh papi

cold swan
#

Yeah well don't make it number 2 lmao.

vocal folio
#

Zuc gonna suc

fiery coral
#

Guys

vocal folio
fiery coral
#

avoid political contents

#

Oopsie

#

Lmao

vocal folio
#

That’s new

cold swan
#

Rip.

vocal folio
#

Wasn’t here on day one

#

Well that wasn’t listed on day one

#

So never checked back

#

Gg mod

fiery coral
#

Nah it is we advise you to not or smthing

#

Rule numba 2

vocal folio
#

Cause what they changed the rules 3 or 4 times now

fiery coral
#

Someone told me they were strict at the beggingin

#

Weidner ?

#

Idk maybe

vocal folio
#

Who

#

Wut

cold swan
#

It's mainly there as a thing to prevent fights.

#

But we had a peaceful discussion so it's fine.

vocal folio
#

Facts>feelings

#

Nani

#

Dox gets a hug

cold swan
#

If I was to for example say Shoot was an idiot for liking conservatives or something, then it'd be breaking rule 2.

vocal folio
#

He needs it

cold swan
#

I want cuddles actually tyvm.

vocal folio
#

I’d say okay why do you think that

#

Then they cry

fiery coral
#

He para why u do this

cold swan
#

Kek.

#

What'd I do?

fiery coral
#

Now I want to cuddle my gf

#

F u

cold swan
#

Oh lmao.

vocal folio
#

Oh sorry I’ll get called a racist

cold swan
#

Yeah well I get no cuddles so you can suffer.

fiery coral
#

She gave me a teddy bear atleast

vocal folio
#

Thanks free speech on college campuses

#

Aw

fiery coral
#

:3 who suffers now

cold swan
#

Okay well I'm gonna go to bed now. Try and fall asleep since my phone is almost dying and I need to sleep for school.

vocal folio
#

Dox needs to visit so we have chick fil a and blow through a few hundred rounds of ammo

fiery coral
#

Bye western mod guy

cold swan
#

You people have fun pls no breaking rules. The cool™ mod is leaving you.

vocal folio
#

Aw

#

Yeah it is 2 almost

cold swan
#

Honestly never had chick fil a.

fiery coral
#

(Never even seen one)

vocal folio
#

Ik

#

So visit

cold swan
#

Kek. Maybe one day.

fiery coral
#

Ye ye

cold swan
#

Aight gud nite.

vocal folio
#

Yay

#

Night

cold swan
#

Nice talking to you two.

fiery coral
#

The screeching eagle country

#

Nighty boi

vocal folio
#

Murica

#

🇺🇸

slate egret
#

Anyone recommend a computer chair? Looking to spend under $110, no leather or mesh.

silk mural
grizzled cosmos
#

@slate egret If that's all you got right now, save up and get a good chair.
A 100$ chair won't last you more than 2-3 years.

zinc elbow
smoky grotto
#

I really wanna sleep on my desk

smoky grotto
#

SEll LK.SA Key !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PM ME

grand idol
#

I dont like how there is no GB flag

#

on the setup

vocal folio
#

Oh man those bags look like the new nk or china camo

#

See same thing

boreal mason
vocal folio
boreal mason
#

omw to the hospital

vocal folio
#

Wait you did

boreal mason
#

yes

cold swan
#

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I literally sprinted across the street to make the bus before it crossed the intersection and it just drove past.

jagged field
#

nice

cold swan
#

Biggest dick move I've ever seen.

jagged field
#

happened to me too

cold swan
#

Only time it has ever happened to me. Most bus drivers will wait even if you're across the street.

jagged field
#

if i order my PC parts i got whole 2€ left, nice

cold swan
#

Nice.

jagged field
#

theres a ryzen 5 1400 for 70€ instead of 105 on that website i order from
but only for the next 2 hours, and i won't have all my money on my bank account by then

cold swan
#

F.