general-chat

[proven saffron]

Altyn is 5/5

[bronze sphinx]

ohhh someone love me

jesus

i hate

roooooooooooooooooo

[smoky grotto]

maska is garb

[real summit]

Altyn ftw

[smoky grotto]

6 class FS isnt worth it

[proven saffron]

I think Maska is actually pretty good since the entire application covers a large area of your head

And it isn't easy for hostile PMC's to make out the silhouette of where your faceshield ends and top parts starts or vice versa

Especially in fast situations

[real summit]

but muh vision

I want to at least see my enemies

[proven saffron]

At least it isn't cum-vision

Like the Altyn

I overlooked a hatchling buddy that was sitting on top of the water container inside the hangar trigger room

He plinged me into the head with his TT to kindly remind me of his presence

Although it took me a while to figure out where I was being shot at from inside

[real summit]

Eh

I still prefer Altyn

6 class fs isnt worth it

[hazy snow]

We need clean face shields

[ruby basin]

Usable windex

[hazy snow]

And b able to use clinwipes to clean them

Hope the new faceshield they add is a higher level. The one for fast mt is still useless.

[smoky grotto]

drinkable windex

[hazy snow]

To end raid quick

[real summit]

I want to be able to drink the chemicals on labs

Especially the green glowing one

[ruby basin]

Id enjoy a suicide option in game

[hazy snow]

It’s called grenade

[ruby basin]

Broken everything and no meds or grenades? Far fron extract? Well waste yourself

Press Z to an hero

[hazy snow]

Disconnect

That’s suicide

Copy

[ruby basin]

Boring

[hazy snow]

Rather use an injectioable?

[ruby basin]

That'd be neat too

Or just use mayo

[hazy snow]

Have one on u at all times for the time u may need it after 100 raids

[ruby basin]

Dehydrate yourself

[hazy snow]

Good use of slot

[true depot]

ESC >> Disconnect == Suicide

[hazy snow]

Disconnect. Quick. Get out then back in game.

[ruby basin]

Id just rather not give players the satisfaction of killing me

[hazy snow]

Rather then wait to dehydrate, or use an injection.

[ruby basin]

No PMC kill for you

[hazy snow]

Any one wanna goto security post?

[smoky grotto]

is there anyway to change to bear as a pmc without loosing loot

[proven saffron]

You could transfer all your items to a friend over the flea market

Although that will probably mean some losses

Due to the transaction fees

He could hold them for you while you switch to BEAR

[silent lake]

Eh?

[bronze sphinx]

your freind puts up bandage or soemthing insanely cheap in exchange for item

obv nobody else is going to trade a icase for a bandage so you trade yours and boom your friend has it

trade back when you want by having original owner post bandage for icase

etcetcetc

[cold swan]

Cries in Canadian.

[silent lake]

Guys you’re broke you got nothing to bet with

One more roll

[bold trellis]

wdym I just got tax returns

[silent lake]

You got nothing to bet with

One more roll

[cold swan]

I spent my tax returns on glasses.

I never knew they were so expensive.

[silent lake]

Natalino asking his loyal sherpas

[real summit]

Haha yes

[cold swan]

@proven saffron

[proven saffron]

Aye

[cold swan]

Honestly, that part isn't that bad.

Lmao.

[proven saffron]

Just the turn around the corner on Ranger Hardcore Dive is

[cold swan]

I don't wanna spoil anything.

But you'll be more frustrated later.

[proven saffron]

You are supposed to take the first boat, go through the canal until you arrive at the water gate

AND THEN

You are still supposed to move ALL the way around to knock out like half of the garrison

Just to open the gate and get through undetected?

Garbage level design if you ask me

[cold swan]

I didn't take the first boat.

[proven saffron]

I was of the opinion I should be able to slip through somewhat effortless

I did

I'm already nearing the end

[cold swan]

Well I think you'll be fine soon then.

[lapis escarp]

Okay so who here wants to buy me a 2019 F-450 for $90,365?

Willing to give bitcoin in EFT for it

[quaint stag]

No RWT reee

[lapis escarp]

2 btc

xd

[quaint stag]

Hmmm

I'll take you up on that

Oh wait

I'm too poor.

[proven saffron]

Should spend that money on a BMW X series

[lapis escarp]

BMW are trash

[proven saffron]

And not a pick-up truck

[lapis escarp]

Trucks will literally outperform any vehicle don't @ me

[proven saffron]

Says someone who has never driven a new BMW before

[quaint stag]

Go for a luxury Lexus.

They're nice.

Hell, my 2000 Lexus SUV is nice.

[proven saffron]

I have driven the X-series on the Autobahn and highways

[lapis escarp]

Alright I'll go test drive a whole bunch of new luxury cars like that and I'll just let you know right now I'll always prefer a truck

[proven saffron]

Fine

My god I need to replace my keyboard...

[lapis escarp]

yeeyee

[bold trellis]

I have a Volkswagen jetta

[grim pilot]

@azure pike

[fervent bay]

@silent lake We'll see how it goes.

[silent lake]

dab

[vocal folio]

Oh my

[slow imp]

@proven saffron congrats on the promotion

[proven saffron]

Dzienkuje

[slow imp]

Nie ma za co.

Tymczasem mi nie odpowiedzieli. Big F

[fossil linden]

cass you're op

[lucid cipher]

👋 everyone 😉

[slow imp]

[fossil linden]

[proven saffron]

[fervent bay]

👋

[uncut surge]

OMEGAKEK

one of the most toxic people i know in the EFT community got mod. Interesting to see how long this lasts.

[real summit]

[jagged field]

Volvo?

[real summit]

Guess so

[warped yacht]

@tired yew Do you know "The Food Ranger" and "Mark Wiens"? They are known food tourists, have yt channels and instas

[tired yew]

nop, but I'll give them a check

thanks 👍

[bronze sphinx]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

i have to walk my trashcans across a massive yard every monday

i hate trash day

and its muddy as fuck

[distant panther]

Most of player in this game look like bad guys to me

Alway kill by those guys i groud up with 😩

[bronze sphinx]

oh you join random groups

recommend using the #pvp-lfg channel here to find guys to play with

probably will have better luck than random grouping in game

[warped yacht]

@distant panther You can always find a good clan to team with. Visit #❌〡community-servers for more info. Maybe there's anyone from your region.

[distant panther]

@warped yacht thank i will do it when i online now i have work to do 😃

[smoky grotto]

did TAW actually put up a fucking ad here

[bold trellis]

Taw only has 185 tarkov members now?

Man how that number has fallen

[next grail]

Nikita is russian Kojima btw

[smoky grotto]

is that a bad thing

TAW_185Man_East310_Extract_MosinOnly_Camp when

[jagged field]

yeah, sounds like them

[cobalt lichen]

Wait so Volvo got mod

Yeah fuck this

[royal current]

If you have issues with people being a moderator, or how they moderate, message Natalino or Me, and we will check on it.

Otherwise, dont mention it, really.

[jagged field]

well, he left the server

[royal current]

good riddance i'd say.

[smoky grotto]

not really

he was a good man

died too young

[royal current]

specify too young

[smoky grotto]

like 20s

[royal current]

Someone at age 30 could have experienced more in his life than a person at age 80

[smoky grotto]

yeah nobody cares

[cold swan]

I care.

[royal current]

someone out there does

[cold swan]

I always care about papa Vaeriah.

😘

[royal current]

wow

[jagged field]

how the hell did papa get mod

[cold swan]

Idk.

[royal current]

how the hell did i get mod

[cold swan]

Because you're great at this.

You're now the head mod even.

[royal current]

crap, my headset died

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

[smoky grotto]

hmmm

[vocal folio]

Oof

[jagged field]

i dont even know where to apply

[vocal folio]

No

[royal current]

https://goo.gl/forms/LsfnlEq9IMbfKdTF3

[jagged field]

thank you

[smoky grotto]

sounds like communist propaganda to me

[royal current]

this isnt supposed to happen right?....

[vocal folio]

Rigged

Uh no

[bold trellis]

Just Put some tape on it

[royal current]

one of the cables

snapped

i ordered a new one

[vocal folio]

I’ll take that jaeger tho

[cold swan]

F.

[bold trellis]

Tape those togerher too

[royal current]

i'll share my jager

[vocal folio]

Yay

[bold trellis]

I'll take that wallet

[royal current]

i wont share my wallet

i have a girlfriend who likes to take it with her already

😃

[bold trellis]

Just the 3 numbers on the back

pls

[vocal folio]

Ban cat I’ll pay you?

[smoky grotto]

shoot her and take the money

ez

[cold swan]

Oof.

It really do.

[silent lake]

Do it stilll work

[royal current]

Theres not much in it anyway

[smoky grotto]

please don't arrest me fbi

[silent lake]

She took the fucking kids

[royal current]

no kids to take

[silent lake]

She took the fucking Roth IRA account

[vocal folio]

Sell out

[bold trellis]

I thought shoot was your kid

[royal current]

Shoot is adopted

[cold swan]

YIKES.

[silent lake]

Sure seems like it

[smoky grotto]

someone say IRA?

[royal current]

we adopted him when he turned 4

[bold trellis]

And he was Perpetually upset with you

[vocal folio]

So gib mod vaeriah

[smoky grotto]

sounds like someone needs liberation

[silent lake]

Nuh uh Maybe

wrong IRA cretin, buffoon

[royal current]

But i sold shoot back when he turned 5

easy profit

[smoky grotto]

i don't give a fuck joyce

i'll liberate your ass

[bold trellis]

Who would Pay for shoot

[vocal folio]

Vaeriah

Duh

[bold trellis]

He said he profited of you

[cold swan]

It's like flipping a house y'know.

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

I wont invest in something that wont make me money

[cold swan]

I mean.

[royal current]

when shoot turned 5 he could work, so i sold him to Adidas

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

[bold trellis]

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

bought him for like €300

sold him for €800

[vocal folio]

[cold swan]

Nice. Solid profit.

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

Its all about the market yaknow

You just gotta understand it

[vocal folio]

Volvo banned from servers gets mod lol

[smoky grotto]

volvo is a special lad

[cold swan]

People can change.

I think Volvo will do fine.

[smoky grotto]

it's been like a month since he was banned

[bold trellis]

[smoky grotto]

he's fucked

[royal current]

We'll see how volvo does.

I think he deserves a fair shot.

[vocal folio]

Hm

Doubt

[jagged field]

question regarding Jägermeister in other countries
is it still lettered in german

[royal current]

this one, no

english

[vocal folio]

Vaer 10e if you ban Cat?

[royal current]

but usually i do get my alcohol in germany for parties etc

[jagged field]

i dont even know what your problem with him is, but i also don't have any experience with him

[royal current]

its so much cheaper

[smoky grotto]

you give volvo a shot but not my boy andrew

[royal current]

That wasnt my call

[bronze sphinx]

ewww

[royal current]

🤷

[smoky grotto]

this is a plot to overthrow romanian leadership isnt it

[bronze sphinx]

jaeger is nasty

[cold swan]

100%.

[jagged field]

I'm at the french border and on weekends, people in the supermarkets here speak french 90% of time because its cheaper here

[royal current]

Jager is god tier delicious

[cold swan]

I've never tried it honestly.

[jagged field]

same

[bronze sphinx]

i dont understand everyones obsession with that and fireball

[bold trellis]

[royal current]

its the good good

[jagged field]

also

ä

[bronze sphinx]

both are absolute dog shit

[jagged field]

use it

[royal current]

I dont drink fireball

but i like the taste of Jager

[vocal folio]

Jaeger bombs

[royal current]

^

[jagged field]

ä

[royal current]

YIS PLIS

[cold swan]

I've heard fireball is good.

[bronze sphinx]

what is jaeger bomb even

fireball is a disgrace to whiskey

[cold swan]

I am unironically a vodka person.

Goes with anything, tastes good alone too.

[jagged field]

i also never drunk pure vodka

[vocal folio]

Whisky>

[jagged field]

only with energy drink and shit

[royal current]

its a shot of Jager & Redbull @bronze sphinx

Its pretty good

[bronze sphinx]

why not shot of whiskey and a beer

[royal current]

i had it yesterday when i went to an irish pub to watch football

[cold swan]

Sounds fun.

[jagged field]

i like beer

[cold swan]

I'm not really a beer person.

The stuff here tastes like piss.

[bronze sphinx]

vodkas nice until you drink most of a cheap handle way too fast

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

[jagged field]

german beer is gud

[cold swan]

Facts.

[jagged field]

also that happened to me on new year lmao @bronze sphinx

[bronze sphinx]

drinking charcoal is not fun

[cold swan]

I'll have to try some German beer one day.

[jagged field]

yes

[bold trellis]

When you aren't old enough to drink

[vocal folio]

Lol

[cold swan]

I don't know if they import here.

[bronze sphinx]

its not good

dont drink

[royal current]

wtf @bold trellis

[cold swan]

Hey drinking socially is good.

[jagged field]

when you can legally drink as 16 years old

[royal current]

get older

[bold trellis]

In America its 21

[jagged field]

yeet

[vocal folio]

Get older kid

[cold swan]

In some provinces it's 19 here.

Others it's 18.

[silent lake]

You cretin, you buffoon, you think a mere number will stop me from consuming liquid gold?

[bold trellis]

Shoot you're not even 21

[jagged field]

well, with 16 i was only able to buy beer and wine

[cold swan]

Shoot is 3.

[vocal folio]

Am I?

[jagged field]

but since im 18 now

yeet

[silent lake]

Shoot you're literally a zygote

[vocal folio]

Vaeriah still 10euros up if ya ban cat

[cold swan]

I'll ban you for 10€ 👀

[bronze sphinx]

please cat starts pming me telling me im shit

every day

[jagged field]

i give an extra 10

[royal current]

yo

20

take it or leave it.

[bold trellis]

I'll do it for 15

[royal current]

i wont do it for less than 20

[jagged field]

for real, i will send you 10€ on paypal if hes gone

[royal current]

for 35 i'll ban Paradox along with it 👀

[bronze sphinx]

please for real ban cat

[bold trellis]

I'll ban vaeriah for 10

[royal current]

actually, paradox is a bonus

if only you could GTB..

if only

[cold swan]

😢

[royal current]

why does everyone have a problem with Cat

[bold trellis]

I'll do A backdoor ban

[cold swan]

Idk.

[bronze sphinx]

because hes a dick

[jagged field]

because hes an asshole

[silent lake]

Past history as well in other server(s)

[jagged field]

somehow he makes me aggressive

[bronze sphinx]

i have no past history with him

[royal current]

i mean

[vocal folio]

Cats is annoying as fuck and spreads fake news like cnn

[silent lake]

Cat's gonna make me activate beast mode

[royal current]

as far as i can tell he just talks about the game alot

[silent lake]

[royal current]

Oh no not beast mode

[vocal folio]

But he’s always wrong

[silent lake]

But yeah

Past history is hard to forget

[royal current]

Cant really ban someone for being wrong

[vocal folio]

[silent lake]

Considering he was nuked from orbit a long time ago

[royal current]

hello sir, rule 12: if you state something wrong u are banned ok? thnx

[bold trellis]

Can you ban someone for being right then

[royal current]

Yes

[cold swan]

Time to ban everyone.

[bold trellis]

Shouldn't you be banned now

[silent lake]

I can get banned for posting Telegram leaks, those are right

[cold swan]

Shut it down. Let's go.

[warped yacht]

[silent lake]

[vocal folio]

But free money for vaeriah?

[smoky grotto]

ban everyone

fuck it just delete the server

[royal current]

Telegram leaks are a yikes

[smoky grotto]

accept overlordship from UEFT

[royal current]

@vocal folio wow, lots of moneyz

[vocal folio]

Ikr

[jagged field]

thats more than i have rn

[cold swan]

I should show my bank account.

[silent lake]

I know they're a yikes, but they're still right

[cold swan]

Glasses have made it empty.

[silent lake]

[jagged field]

@cold swan i have a whole cent on mine

[bold trellis]

Give him Jager then he will for sure

[bronze sphinx]

i have no moni

[cold swan]

I have like $2 lmfao.

[bronze sphinx]

but i hav moostach

and a broken brain

[royal current]

Lets trade Shoot

[vocal folio]

Well if vaeriah bans cat he should have enough money for his first eod

[jagged field]

i can't take a Screenshot of it, bank app blocks

reeee

but a whole cent because of the paypal activation code

[royal current]

i have eid

eod

what do u mean

[vocal folio]

Nope

[royal current]

yes i do

[vocal folio]

Oof

Hey I also have to 50s in my wallet

[silent lake]

Well if we're flexing

[royal current]

OWNER OF PREODER PACK Edge of Darkness Limited Edition

stoopid shoot

no, we're not flexing

[jagged field]

not mine yet, stupid paypal

[cold swan]

@jagged field

F.

[silent lake]

We're flexing content count

[royal current]

cyka money chris

Damn joyce, got me beat

[vocal folio]

Go make it rain on dox

[royal current]

1$'s

[vocal folio]

Hey only his value

[cold swan]

Tfw you spent $440 on glasses.

[silent lake]

Vaer please don't explode my Forum Profile, I put hard work into it

[vocal folio]

Lol

[jagged field]

i spent 280 on my new ones

[royal current]

banned for having more posts than i do

[vocal folio]

I’ve got even more

Iirc

Maybe

[cold swan]

Congratulations.

[vocal folio]

You’ve played yourself

[jagged field]

cant take a Screenshot of my cent reeee

[cold swan]

F.

Draw it then.

[bronze sphinx]

so

[bold trellis]

Copy and paste it

idot

[jagged field]

also yeet

[silent lake]

Incredibly powerful image

[vocal folio]

Gtb isn’t good enough for dollars he gets coins

[cold swan]

Is this the forum?

[jagged field]

yes

[cold swan]

Let me look at mine.

[royal current]

@silent lake

[bold trellis]

shoot I have money at least

[silent lake]

Ruh roh raggy

Gotta go

[royal current]

spam

[jagged field]

thats from that activation thing for uEfT, my onl, forum action sl far

[silent lake]

Chris, we here at UEFT miss you a whole lot

[royal current]

im getting so tilted

[jagged field]

also i can't type anymore

[royal current]

playing games on speakers is so bad

[silent lake]

Also Vaer, thank us for forcing people to use your forums

[royal current]

you welcome!

[jagged field]

at least you can play @royal current

[silent lake]

!

[royal current]

Oh ehm

thanks joyce

[jagged field]

i didn't play Tarkov for 2 weeks and the cancer is spreading

[bronze sphinx]

anyone want to buy me eod

[royal current]

i havent played for a couple days either

[bronze sphinx]

my birthday is march 1st

[royal current]

Aw

cute!

[jagged field]

i dont have a PC

[royal current]

buy one chris

[silent lake]

You want a sugar daddy Donnie

[royal current]

you're rich

[bronze sphinx]

yes

[jagged field]

and its still like a month until i have money

[bronze sphinx]

i'll do literally anything

[royal current]

i wouldnt mind a sugar daddy

[silent lake]

Wait Chris is that why you left UEFT

[bronze sphinx]

anything sexual i dont care

[silent lake]

Because you didn't own the game

[bold trellis]

I'll be your Daddy vae

[vocal folio]

Woah

[jagged field]

i left ueft after 2 days because i got cancer by reading the general chat

[royal current]

Are you rich? @bold trellis

[bold trellis]

I have like

[jagged field]

that was like idk, 4 or 5 months ago

[cold swan]

😂

[bold trellis]

900$

is that rich

[royal current]

deal

now gimme

half

[cold swan]

Ueft is cancer honestly. I avoid there.

[silent lake]

Chris, you are indeed a smart a man, we still miss you though

Oh on god?

[smoky grotto]

as if here is any better

[bold trellis]

I guess that's fair

[royal current]

says paradox, mod of ttc

[jagged field]

give 250 so i can buy a new PC, thanks

[royal current]

[silent lake]

Dox you wanna play this game?

[cold swan]

Hey.

[silent lake]

[cold swan]

I never said they weren't cancer either.

[royal current]

Screenshotting that

[silent lake]

Isn't TTC on fire

[smoky grotto]

accept overlordship tbh

[cold swan]

Nah.

[bold trellis]

What's ttc

[jagged field]

TTC > every other tarkov discord

[royal current]

THERAPIST LOOK WHAT DOX SAID

i like TTC.

[cold swan]

Therapist will understand.

[smoky grotto]

this discord would be an excellent puppet state

[royal current]

They made me feel welcome

[cold swan]

I'm his favourite. We live near each other.

[silent lake]

Hey can I say OEFT is cancer too

I'll be just like Dox at this point

[bold trellis]

Yea

[silent lake]

[royal current]

yes

[silent lake]

We're even then

[jagged field]

i wanna die

[bold trellis]

[smoky grotto]

oeft is more cancer

ez

[cold swan]

I didn't say OEFT is cancer.

[jagged field]

i only played mobile games for the past 2 weeks

[silent lake]

UEFT and OEFT agreeing that they are both cancer
🤝

[royal current]

Yo paradox

[jagged field]

someone kill mw

[cold swan]

Hmmm?

[royal current]

watch me trigger everyone in the warthunder chat on ttc

[smoky grotto]

yeah but i did

[cold swan]

Kek. Do it.

[silent lake]

Dox what I meant was since you called my discord cancer, I gotta call your discord cancer

It's only fair, balanced as things should be

[royal current]

Just, pay attention to it para

[jagged field]

ueft is the biggest cancer ever

[cold swan]

You called the wrong discord cancer.

I am lmao.

[silent lake]

Oh? On god?

[smoky grotto]

how is UEFT more cancerous than this

[cold swan]

It's unofficial.

[jagged field]

more retards

[smoky grotto]

as if the residents here are not equally, or more retarded

[silent lake]

Implying the verified tag makes it anymore competent

You guys took a majority of our shitpsoters

[smoky grotto]

some dudes got banned here for shitposting

[cold swan]

100% does.

Hey. This server took everyone's shitposters.

[smoky grotto]

this server needs to be put down like the family dog

[jagged field]

also TTC is dead

[vocal folio]

All the banned flocked here

Chris

[smoky grotto]

is weinberg banned here yet

[royal current]

About

80 times

[vocal folio]

Cat shockingly not yet

[smoky grotto]

epic

[jagged field]

silver didn't even answer to me when i wanted to see his wiener

[silent lake]

Vaer you having fun yet

[cold swan]

Silver has been playing Metro.

[royal current]

I'm having alot of fun atm.

[bold trellis]

Its pArt of my morning routine to ban weim

[silent lake]

Thanks for taking Wein

[vocal folio]

Dox should I go ruin metro for silber

[silent lake]

We rarely deal with him anymore

[jagged field]

I also want metro

[cold swan]

No.

[royal current]

i've dealt with people like him before.

[cold swan]

He'll kill you.

[vocal folio]

Hmm

So do it

Kk

[silent lake]

Have you gotten to 200 alts yet

[bold trellis]

Not yet

[smoky grotto]

its over 200 on ueft

[silent lake]

[royal current]

Nah, hes at 80ish right now

[jagged field]

if hes going to kill me, thats more of a reason to do it

[silent lake]

He'll get there

[smoky grotto]

isnt it joyce?

[royal current]

but hes rapidly slowing down

[smoky grotto]

he doesn't slow down

[royal current]

First day was like 40

[vocal folio]

Been a few days

[royal current]

now its like, max 1 a day

[bold trellis]

He still Shows up to say he doesn't like me

[silent lake]

Probably because of the rophynol I injected into his drink @royal current

[bold trellis]

Its flattering

[royal current]

Thanks for that Joyce

[silent lake]

You're welcome, anything for a discord brother

[royal current]

hmm

[vocal folio]

Joyce I’m still waiting on my food

[royal current]

i have no discord emojis

[smoky grotto]

[royal current]

other than flex emojis

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

the only emote you need

[jagged field]

we need cool Emotes here

[silent lake]

You'll get your chick fil a on sunday

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

[silent lake]

UEFT superior emotes

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

UEFT superior everything

[jagged field]

i want TTC reeee

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

well

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

Ueft doenst have Muhawi emotes

[smoky grotto]

joyce organize a fighting force and prepare for war

[royal current]

So its, definetly not superior

[jagged field]

oof

[vocal folio]

[silent lake]

UEFT and OEFT agreeing that they exist and respect each other

[royal current]

EFT wiki best server

[smoky grotto]

we miss out on absolutely nothing then

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

[silent lake]

Because Muhwai keeps joining and reeeing and leaving and then repeating the process Vaer

[jagged field]

this is so sad, can we ping Muhawi

[silent lake]

Not my issue he has a hate fetish for us

[cold swan]

@royal current

Gib invite link pls.

[royal current]

poor muhmuh

[cold swan]

Silver wants in here.

[vocal folio]

Oof

[royal current]

Silver

[dry ember]

Pong!
Response time: 70ms

[jagged field]

ping him

[silent lake]

discord.gg/escapefromtarkovofficial

[royal current]

^

[cold swan]

Idk how you found that tbh.

[vocal folio]

Hmm

[silent lake]

Vaer since I posted your link, can I post ours

[royal current]

????????

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

you posted ours here

[silent lake]

@cold swan you cretin, you buffoon, partnered discord links are constant

[royal current]

i will post yours there

[cold swan]

I know they are.

[silent lake]

Thank you Vaer, you are a truly blessed man

[cold swan]

I didn't know the link though since I didn't join off the partnered one.

[silent lake]

Ah

[royal current]

well

no invite links

bot doesnt like me

thnx fence

[vocal folio]

Where’s silber need to ruin metro

[smoky grotto]

exactly

superiors don't coordinate with inferiors

[cold swan]

Ruining metro is a ban.

[jagged field]

so not a kill anymore

lame

[silent lake]

Achually, it's Dyno

[royal current]

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

Brb guys gotta ruin metro

[cold swan]

Hecc I gotta get ready to leave. This is too much effort.

[jagged field]

i think not being able to play video games after doing it every day for a long time is like just if you stop doing meth

kill me

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

[smoky grotto]

meth

[jagged field]

yes

[cold swan]

He speaks from experience.

[smoky grotto]

might as well snort diesel fuel at that point

[jagged field]

maybe

hmm

wait a minute, i'll brb

[cold swan]

snorting a liquid

[smoky grotto]

thats the fuckin point

[cold swan]

Sounds like fun honestly.

[smoky grotto]

oh fuck you

kill that man

[cold swan]

Oh cool I can delete.

[smoky grotto]

burn him at the stake

[silent lake]

What I miss

Too busy talking in the better server

[vocal folio]

That metro has two endings

[silent lake]

This is implied

[cold swan]

I mean that's common knowledge.

[silent lake]

2033 did

Except one wasn't canon

[jagged field]

@silent lake but there aren't any new messages on TTC

[cold swan]

Last light did.

[silent lake]

So TTC is literally dead

[cold swan]

One wasn't canon.

[vocal folio]

People didn’t know

[silent lake]

Well yeah

People didn't know that shooting Nexus Target in the leg saved Mason either

They just did that accidentally

[jagged field]

what

[silent lake]

Black OPs 2

[jagged field]

oh

so i had the right thought

[silent lake]

Yeye

Liked that game a bunch

[jagged field]

i got 1.5k hours in it

fucking CoD

[silent lake]

F

One of my favorite CODs though

[jagged field]

same

i also like black ops 3

[silent lake]

That multiplayer menu theme was phenomonal

[jagged field]

yeah

but after i broke idk how many headsets because the community etc got worse every day i just uninstalled and played it never again

[silent lake]

Then uh, Ghosts came out

[jagged field]

like a year ago

i liked ghosts

but it was dead on PC like a week after launch

[silent lake]

Story made me commit toaster bath, but MP was alright

Just how it looked was weird

[jagged field]

i want a second ghosts because of the story ending lmao

[silent lake]

I love how they got R Lee to do a voice pack for it though

[vocal folio]

Ghosts 2 yet

[jagged field]

wat

[vocal folio]

Wut

[bold trellis]

[cold swan]

We need more meme emotes.

[royal current]

like a paradox emote

[vocal folio]

🐈

[cold swan]

Sure.

Name it dum dum.

[vocal folio]

[cold swan]

People will understand.

[bold trellis]

Discord deserves my Nitro monety

[vocal folio]

Dox irl

[cold swan]

I wish.

[royal current]

free nitro

for the past 2 years

[cold swan]

Wat.

[vocal folio]

Sell out

[cold swan]

Gib.

I want Nitro.

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

discord partner

free swag

[bold trellis]

how did you get partner?

[cold swan]

Oeuf.

He has a twitch.

[vocal folio]

That he never uses

[bold trellis]

Im a twitch affiliate

does that count

[royal current]

@bold trellis i used my work's twitch channel

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

to get partner

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

[vocal folio]

Cheating

[royal current]

cus back then it was : twitch partner is automatic discord partner

[cold swan]

Vaeriah is a scammer.

[vocal folio]

Duh

[royal current]

Meh

still gets me into parties at twitchcon and PAX

[vocal folio]

Vaeriah I’ll buy you a .99 cent ship for wows for mod

[royal current]

there is no 99 cent ship

[vocal folio]

Yeah there’s two

Smith

Tachibana

Gotta meme t2 dds

Put Yamamoto and Halsey on them

[royal current]

oh my god

no thanks

buy me wichita

and deal

[vocal folio]

Lol

Wich it just a worse Baltimore

[royal current]

still

i want

[vocal folio]

Tirpitz #1

Duh

[royal current]

i dont have

tirpitz

gimme

[vocal folio]

Hmm

But it’s 50 bucks

[royal current]

its for me

[vocal folio]

I got it for like 15 a long time ago

[royal current]

so its worth it

[vocal folio]

Lele

Gib assistant to the head mod

Role

[royal current]

gib tirpitz first

then sure

[vocal folio]

[royal current]

deal

[vocal folio]

Lol

Trusting you a Dutch man oof

[royal current]

wow

toxic

[vocal folio]

Hmm

❣

[cold swan]

It's fine he's not a Texan like you, Shoot.

[vocal folio]

Oof dead meme

[cold swan]

Factual meme.

[vocal folio]

Dox 50 bucks go ban Cat

[silent lake]

The Texan way

[vocal folio]

.50 bmg?

That’s illegal to fix stupid

[cold swan]

$100 and I'll do it. From everyone who wants him banned.

So that's at least $400 rn.

[vocal folio]

Basically everyone wants him gone

[cold swan]

Well.

That's a lot of money then.

I'll give you all a discount. $99.99 USD

[vocal folio]

That’s entrapment

[cold swan]

You save 1 cent.

[vocal folio]

We’ve got history you know I’m poor

[royal current]

i'll do it for 75

[vocal folio]

Sell out vaeriah

[cold swan]

Hey. Vaeriah you can have half.

[royal current]

75 > 50

[cold swan]

You know there's profit here.

[royal current]

?

[cold swan]

No. I'm charging $100 from everyone that wants him gone.

They all have to pay me.

[royal current]

no me

[cold swan]

No me.

[vocal folio]

reports you to discord

[cold swan]

And then I'll pay you.

Oh well lmao.

Report me to the furries.

[vocal folio]

Silber?

[cold swan]

Nah discord T&S team.

They're all furries.

[royal current]

Fact ^

[tired yew]

yea

i hope they'll actually look into firing a good portion of the T&S or at least placing it under new oversight

[cold swan]

Honestly facts. They don't have a great track record so far.

[tired yew]

since apparently the guys were running a cubfur server

thats why they were doing the whole "cubfur isn't children"

[silent lake]

Me, an intellectual, hating on weebs but still am a furry

[cold swan]

Y I K E S.

Hey you enjoy what you want.

Just don't be impartial to people that don't agree lmao.

They definitely need more diversity.

[jagged field]

what

what did they do

[silent lake]

Be biased furry devs

[cold swan]

Pretty much.

If you hate furries, you're literally fucked if you need help with Discord.

[tired yew]

nah the devs are fine, T&S sits in their own office according to a friend of mine who works at Discord

Discord Trust and Safety is basically their own moderation/administration guys and all furries

[jagged field]

i hate furries

[tired yew]

....which i probably would be fine with if they weren't also abusing the position

[cold swan]

They do though sadly.

[silent lake]

Discord hypesquad team on their way to try to act hip with discord users by trying to force them to play free new games

[tired yew]

yeah, they've shown they're not impartial

[cold swan]

Kek.

I didn't download that game.

Even tho I'm hypesquad.

[tired yew]

i've got no problem with furry/weeb admins as long as they're impartial and their background doesn't impact their work

[jagged field]

im not

because lazy

[silent lake]

Remember when they advertised Aftercharge and we accidentally raided that server

[cold swan]

I agree with Flippe.

No I joined recently lmao.

I didn't know you could join as a random.

Thought you had to be someone.

[silent lake]

No

HS is a joke

[cold swan]

I know lmao.

[jagged field]

how

[cold swan]

But I wanted another badge.

[jagged field]

tell me, master

[cold swan]

Gotta have more than 1.

Tell you what? How to join HS?

It's on their website. It's a meme survey and you get placed like it's Hogwarts up in here.

Then congrats you're on a team.

[tired yew]

oh

my settings just has a big HypeSquad tab that tells me to join hypesquad

but i dont wanna

[cold swan]

That too.

But I'm on mobile lmao.

[tired yew]

[silent lake]

You literally become rats in a skinner box when you join hypesquad

[cold swan]

I forgot that existed.

Kek.

It's really just a meme.

There's no need to join. You get nothing extra. Oh well we got one free game.

But that is probably a really boring game honestly.

[jagged field]

im not gonna do a video about me

[cold swan]

You don't need to.

[silent lake]

Oh that's the event hypesquad

[cold swan]

Yeah don't be those people.

Unless you're like Twitch or YouTube "Famous"

[jagged field]

and where do i find the normal one

[cold swan]

It's somewhere. Idk lemme check.

You just login and apply from what I see. I don't remember lmao.

I did that a month or so ago on my way to school cuz I was bored.

[jagged field]

if i tap on hype squad i get to that event stuff

[cold swan]

There isn't another section?

[royal current]

I could apply for event hypesquad

[cold swan]

You should. I think you get a hoodie or a shirt.

[royal current]

but there aint no way im recording a video and sending it to them for my application

[jagged field]

no there isn't

[royal current]

lmfao

[cold swan]

Honestly the video thing is cancer.

[royal current]

its just weird.

[cold swan]

That sounds so awkward. The fuck do you even say?

[royal current]

why would i need a hypesquad shirt or hoodie

i have a partner t-shirt and hoodie

[cold swan]

I want those

Maybe I'll stream on Twitch once I get a new PC.

I can play with my sycc 2060

😂

[jagged field]

i did

a bit

i got 34 followers somehow

[cold swan]

I have absolutely no idea what to discuss if I do.

[royal current]

i have like

almost 700

i think

[cold swan]

Main thing that has caused me to not lmao. I really don't know what to say, it would be boring.

[jagged field]

oof

[cold swan]

Vaeriah is popular.

[royal current]

LMFAO

[cold swan]

He's twitch Famous.

[royal current]

anything but famous

[jagged field]

most of the time i was just insulting my friends i was playing with lmao

[cold swan]

All 700 people subbed too I bet.

Smh.

Kek. I don't play multiplayer games much honestly.

[jagged field]

i did

pubg and tarkov mostly, yes

[cold swan]

Fair.

[jagged field]

and if i was playing tarkov alone and still was on discord, 90% of my speaking was Shut the fuck up

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

I just talk when I'm alone and end up dying. Such is life.

[jagged field]

yes

once i think in summer break i was on discord all night with a friend and was playing tarkov
at 5 am i started streaming just for fun and at like 5:30 out of nowhere some guy followed, and I guess he was just listening to us retards saying retarded stuff

[cold swan]

Lmfao.

Nice.

[jagged field]

i dont understand how 34 people decided to follow me

some are irl friend, the rest are just idiots too i guess lmao

[cold swan]

Kek. Idiots are good. It creates memes.

[bold trellis]

[tired yew]

shooting is nice but costs money

[jagged field]

I want to shoot too

[tired yew]

and right now i'm pretty much just pouring money into furniture and other stuff cos i'm moving

[quaint stag]

Combined with booth time and ammo prices, we only go there about 3 times a year

[cold swan]

I can't shoot often because the only range where you don't need to be in a club is really far.

[jagged field]

what just came in my mind

friend just made his hunting licence and got a rifle

maybe i can get on a range with him

well, as soon as hes 18 i can come with him

[bronze sphinx]

black culture in america leads to massive crime rates and glorifying of criminals

[vocal folio]

aint my fault that people commit crime out in the open that leads to higher rates of incar

[bronze sphinx]

not to mention super high rate of broken homes and lack of strong male figures in childrens lives lead to lack of respect to authority

[vocal folio]

that does affect some aspects of their life but even in broken homes/ single or two parent family dynamics and communitcation is more important over that

@jagged field https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496481804644122658/549636447108464650/image0.png new ban emoji

[jagged field]

i saw that pic on ttc, yws

[vocal folio]

hmhmh

[jagged field]

walter

[boreal mason]

wow far cry new dawn was fuckin short

[bold trellis]

So was the development time

[jagged field]

big oof

[boreal mason]

óóf

[pastel pumice]

Could i get some help broskies?

[vocal folio]

with

[pastel pumice]

SOBS,some audio issues

[smoky grotto]

My friend said Gather around children
Got sent to headmaster office

[cyan pulsar]

Far Cry New Dawn was just a cash in.

[bold trellis]

farcry series is a cashin now

[proven saffron]

I feel the same about Assassin's Creed

The game looks really pretty but I already don't like the spongy combat

[silk trail]

I really liked the Far Cry 2 AI

Then they dumbed it down

[jagged field]

i liked far cry 3, and kinda liked 2 for ita setting
also that idea with the malaria pills was kinda funny, but also annoying af sometimes

[bold trellis]

farcry 2 and 3 were best

[silk trail]

I thought the weapon jamming was nice and made sense but a lot of people hated it. I'm like, just do basic upkeep on your weapons? lol

[bold trellis]

I like it

[silk trail]

@bold trellis Agreed. FC2 for Ai and FC3 for Vaas (?)

[bold trellis]

vaas and handsome jack are top 2 villans

[jagged field]

vaas gus boi

but it was kinda lame that after vaas hoyt was such a lame ass

[bold trellis]

at least the parts with Hoyt are short

[silk trail]

One thing i wish more games did is when increasing the difficulty, instead of just adding health to enemies and increasing their damage, make them smarter

[jagged field]

scav smart