#general-chat

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fringe geode
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and his armor bro

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his gun

warm dagger
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I just mean that it almost counted for your task

fringe geode
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it was a jammed ak

warm dagger
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OH NO!
bully

fringe geode
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oh nah I only needed 1

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im extatic

warm dagger
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Oh hell yea, congrats

fringe geode
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im just mad that the previous game i only got 2 kills

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and couldnt kill the third

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cause of a ks23

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instant blacked legs and stomach

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buy weapon repair kits

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late whip they will be juicy

brittle walrus
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What is the best place to find dry fuel I only have 1 hour left

lapis nova
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Anyone know a good multiplayer FPS game I can get on steam for less than 20 bucks?

lapis nova
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Loot toolboxes

brittle walrus
lapis nova
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then just try stashes maybe

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ive found some there

brittle walrus
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I looted 20 toolbox on streets of tarkov found 0

lapis nova
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a few times ive found them there

frosty thicket
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so I don't know much about medical processes, but what's the needle that your character sticks into his arm when you heal using cheese?

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I've always wondered that

median sail
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It has several different medical medications but I think it would probably be a painkiller than anything else in there.

warm wing
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Hey! is the invis bug still in the game or is that fixed?

remote whale
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gold spawns are low

warm wing
remote whale
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wasnt map specific

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just an item causing it

limpid plaza
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would mixing flechette and rip be good.. hmmm

minor vector
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No

bronze pebble
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just love it when you spam X while getting shot and your PMC has a mental break down because the person who made this game doesnt have a complete braincell

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people really need to stop pretending that Tarkov just has a cheating problem, the entire game is ass, nothing works as it should

minor vector
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Yes

serene pollen
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Im trying to upgrade my pc from a i5 9400 and a 1050ti and i have to make a choice between upgrading my cpu,ram, mb to a i5 13600k or my gpu and psu to a rx6750xt

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Any pc experts here😴

grim crow
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#fixscavs

smoky grotto
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but your gpu is sort of lacking, i think it's gonna hold up though

void mesa
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how often are pople gonna be running thermals on woods nighttime

fringe geode
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i do it just to spite people

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im that one guy running flurs at night on woods

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tarkov is great only sometimes do my shots not register at all

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like completely missing a scav

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when you hit them dead on in the head

grizzled seal
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not only do you spite people, you have a gift for talking to ones self.

onyx mist
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people shouls start adding their levels from previous wipes and display it EX 3 wipes all level 50 (lv 150)

uncut ether
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why sniperscav have xray vision?

tranquil rock
uncut ether
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not touching

tranquil rock
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:|

quaint hill
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need raid assistance? lmk

stuck spire
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all that to die to dehydration fml

red spade
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Does anyone here use Shadowplay to record clips from Tarkov? In my clips it records audio from my teammates in discord, but it doesn't record my own voice at all, only theirs. Any solutions?

ember tusk
robust cloak
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yes through bricks

smoky grotto
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he just has a better chair bro

hazy fossil
wraith anchor
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what the hell is up with scavs on shoreline? crazy aim, they hit all the shoots. Sniperscavs prefire like John wick. They all act like boss guards haha

modern atlas
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when wuoe

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wipe

modern atlas
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isnt this rare

neat wedge
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Ye

wanton valve
lyric dove
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what's wrong?

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i can only connect to general chat by a link

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but as soon as i go to other chat, general chat is disappearing

smoky grotto
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I thought of a strange idea for a boss

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A boss that when Injured runs away (while still using suppressive fire) from you to one of his "spider holes"
If he reaches one of his "spider holes" (spots around the map that are hiden trapdoors or doors around the map that the players cannot access

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If he gets away he will hide for 30 seconds before exiting from a different one nearby

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The goal is to kill him before he gets away, to get his loot which he will carry a good amount of

swift latch
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Open a ticket there, tagging the channel doesn't do anything.

eager star
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Is it possible that Smart Access Memory for amd gpu and cpu combo causes crashes to EFT ? anyone had this experience ?

swift latch
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Stop calling users out in chat. as I said open a ticket there, tagging the channel doesn't do anything.

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Please read the rest of what I have typed.

ripe iron
proper comet
ripe iron
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Tf

proper comet
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RIP them 3060s

ripe iron
smoky grotto
ripe iron
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I don’t even play tarkov

proper comet
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Lmao my 3060 in my spare pc bruh i aint jelly but eh maybe go flex where someone cares eft_Extract eft_XavitoShoot

ripe iron
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I ain’t flexing

languid matrix
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Send one over brother eft_Cheers

near condor
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Anyone see the goons lately?

visual bobcat
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look up the goon tracker

near condor
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yeah it's been down for a week, people were trolling the feed

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I have one more quest for Kappa, and it's the goons lol...

vernal quiver
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I havent played in a while… what are goons..?

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Is it the 3 boss dudes that patrol maps randomly

near condor
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yeah

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they're on a 6 hour rotation between 4 different maps, I need to know which they're on lol

vernal quiver
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I only got blasted by them once and havent seen them ever again

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I got sniped dead by one

near condor
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10% spawnrate on average between the 4 maps.
That gives me a 2.5% chjance to randomly run into them if I don't know what map they're currently on

earnest knoll
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is it written anywhere where they are ?

near condor
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Goontracker.com is the best place for that info, but it's been down for a week

sterile epoch
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i had 3 raids with them on customs yesterday

snow pasture
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hi guise

earnest knoll
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wtf i just lost my insurance gear it said backend error

snow pasture
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lol

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got tarkovd

smoky grotto
lost kiln
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i want to buy a standard 2nd account for Tarkov but its not letting me regester my email. dont they use outlook email?

grim garden
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@elder needle yo this AK fire

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I needed those NVG fr

warm anvil
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is it worth crafting m80 at workbench level 2?

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im a few levels away from max PK

thorn pond
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Anyone down to run some customs for pvp and loot?

terse shuttle
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Any AU Players looking to run Duo?, Running tasks n shit ?

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🦘

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Or Trio Aswell 🙂

swift latch
terse shuttle
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bet

swift latch
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Gl

terse shuttle
swift latch
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lol what is?

terse shuttle
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idk how im tlaking but its telling me to verify my number and i dont have my number linked to this discord

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so i cant talk in the AU Tarkov DC 😦

swift latch
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You do need phone verification

terse shuttle
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ik

swift latch
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You shouldn't be able to talk here without it either

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lol

terse shuttle
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Ik

swift latch
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Got lucky I guess

terse shuttle
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i didnt do it on here but im talking

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and i cant talk on the AU one

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all because my other discord got hacked lmfao

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But yeh... Kinda annoying ngl

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I Just want to find someone whos AU to play Tkov With 😿

swift latch
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Get your phone number situation fixed lol

half birch
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ayo should i keep or sell my dogtags i got a little over 100 of the m

swift latch
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If you frequent Reserve or Lighthouse, maybe.

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Where did the message go

raven cave
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bro who is this usec mike guy

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hes just camping in a corner on interchange

smoky grotto
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was he fr camping

raven cave
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yes remove his emissary

vernal quiver
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I didnt know there were rules to combat

raven cave
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for being a bum

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representing disabled people

median sail
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War of attrition is hard

raven cave
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mike bro

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why u sit in corner

deft shore
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and im still desynced so far that io die 5 feet behind a wall oh and i disconnect two raids in a row on servers that show low 50 ping good game

feral ferry
deft shore
foggy wasp
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i havent played in a few months, whats the state of things?

fallen juniper
foggy wasp
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games dead?

smoky grotto
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WTF XD

median sail
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sad

smoky grotto
dusk gyro
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hey why does my launcher say hack by website link

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i have that too

gentle echo
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its still 03/30

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tell me its a joke

opaque trench
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you got hacked

gentle echo
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dont click?

opaque trench
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you have like an hour to delete your game

dusk gyro
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its giving me that 2

warm dagger
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It's showing that to everyone rn

opaque trench
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yeah it happened to me too

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reinstalling rn

hollow stream
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Not really just an joke

gentle echo
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i would just uninstall it and wait

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dont reinstall it

opaque trench
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noise guy made a tik tok about it

runic bridge
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is it safe to play the game rn?

pseudo sage
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what happened

runic bridge
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even tho the launcher says that

stone crater
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people are streaming it

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so

brave widget
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very confused...is there any official message regarding the launcher message.

zealous bronze
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i havent seen one

potent shore
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So does everyone have the message?

runic bridge
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i guess so

potent shore
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Anyone actually gone to the link? lmao

runic bridge
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yea its a russian forum

potent shore
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Both of them? weird

brave widget
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Very weird indeed...

smoky grotto
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wuts this

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mean

brave widget
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attempting to find out the same thing

smoky grotto
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wut do i do?

surreal jewel
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uninstall all to do with eft

smoky grotto
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why

surreal jewel
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this is why

runic bridge
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to be on the safe side i would wait until a official statement has been made

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until i launch the game

oblique pivot
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Bro whats going on on Tarkov ??? hacked by ????

brave widget
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Personally, i'm waiting to see if BSG says anything. I havent been on in a few days its telling me to install a patch; however, imma wait.

runic bridge
warm dagger
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The update came out quite a bit before this

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Not related at all

zealous bronze
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yea i updated about 2 hours before

runic bridge
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ah i see, whatever not taking any chances :)

smoky grotto
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i bet a hacker put the text up and is just trying to hack more ppl

smoky grotto
brave widget
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they just removed the message

warm dagger
coarse gazelle
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should i uninstall

smoky grotto
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nah

hollow stream
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joke

brave widget
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lol

smoky grotto
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dont go to the link

coarse gazelle
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what

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thats not funny

brave widget
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refresh launcher and it should be gone

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sounds like they fixed it

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or appears

coarse gazelle
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ok thank god

smoky grotto
azure gorge
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so like was it just the laucher message bored that got hacked or the whole launcher?

cerulean rapids
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I havent seen the spring discount hit the website yet, although it should have started 30 mins ago. Anyone else see the discount?

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Im just gonna assume its a typo and they meant GMT, not BST in the announcement.

stiff isle
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@autumn owl yooo im the scav from shoreline

thorn dew
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🤓

high urchin
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Ummm we not gonna talk how there's a school now in game about guns and killing??????

nova silo
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I can't seem to find the discount to upgrade is it out yet?

minor vector
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@fossil verge i know how to make a chili that will cause explosive diarrhea

smoky grotto
nova silo
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Oh okay thanks

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Any news about when it will come?

smoky grotto
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one of the mods awacs is pinging people when the sale comes up maybe ask them

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labs feels dead rn

oak geyser
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yo wean the spring sale is out na time

thick tendon
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#FREEAUSTIN

unborn dagger
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#FREEAUSTIN

ebon kiln
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does inventory check need to be done in one raid

mighty reef
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where is the eft spring sale was supposed to be at 5pm my time???

inland wraith
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wait

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did my msg get deleted?

modern atlas
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when’s spring sale

short kindle
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Who tryna run some

swift latch
vocal cedarBOT
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#eft-chat message The Spring sale was postponed and will go live later. Please follow announcements on our socials. There is no announcement to how long this will be.

wheat ginkgo
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when like sniping how do i hold my breath so my scope doesnt wobble around like crazy?

devout aspen
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Anyone wanna run some

modern atlas
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but bind aim and hold breath to right click

wheat ginkgo
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how do i do that?

swift latch
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Alt as secondary for hold breath to toggle while you're zoomed in

fleet mirage
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can we report people for intentional teamkill? with video evidence?

sonic hearth
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if it was a random person

fleet mirage
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what do you mean?

analog drum
fleet mirage
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he was from this server yeah

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racist too xD

analog drum
fleet mirage
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aight thank you

warm loom
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@thick wasp Yes, it is not allowed.

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Please do not discuss.

south creek
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Im trying to pre-order the game, but I dont see any discounts?

high urchin
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@south creek delay

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Also I would buy the alpha then go up from that

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I bought gamma for 80 dollars this way

south creek
high urchin
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50 for beta and 30 for gamma

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Alpha case starter game

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When you buy it the other ones go down in price

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So once you buy alpha case kit you can get beta for 50 instead of 70

south creek
high urchin
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Standard

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The buy prepare then edge

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Edge will cost 30 when you but prepare then edge

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Also you get the gear from all edtiobs

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So you know

south creek
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what are you even saying?

idle grove
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^

flat steppe
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Bruh

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^

hexed palm
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so whats the deal with the sale?

next current
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Good free audio EQ for tarkov?

swift latch
vocal cedarBOT
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#eft-chat message The Spring sale was postponed and will go live later. Please follow announcements on our socials. There is no announcement to how long this will be.

swift latch
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I can put you on a ping list when I know it goes live

hexed palm
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yes please thanks a lot

swift latch
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Ok

prime beacon
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anyone from south america want to play?

swift latch
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Ty.

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Use modmail next time

left roost
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@keen ravine just killed my homie in raid idk how to report but he should be banned

keen ravine
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he shot me

stray isle
swift latch
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Ye

stoic junco
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Tarkov got hacked?

amber hornet
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na west servers timeing out

tame seal
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everyone who plays this game is so fucking awful

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everyone just sits in corners with their fucking headphones on full blast listening for my breathing across the map so that they can line up a headshot

left roost
slow locust
maiden stratus
bronze sierra
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Look at you go.

robust cloak
maiden stratus
robust cloak
maiden stratus
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I'm about to bring these grenade to the hardest map in game

maiden stratus
robust cloak
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Mobile or pc

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Darn its only on android

maiden stratus
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Thanks!

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But you should be saying that to the other teams in the raid with me

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Welp

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I'm back

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Got 1 tapped in the face

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800k of grenades down the drain

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Nearly 65kg of grenades gone to a guy that was giding

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Hiding

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God, I hate myself

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I weighed half my body weight, in grenades

woeful vault
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a pmc was dressed as a scav and was acting like one next to scav checkpoint, weird movement, aiming nowhere he even acted like he got stuck, and as soon as we were about to extract he killed us both bruhcat

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how do u spot a pmc in these cases?

tacit coral
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ask him to do voice line

stark lagoon
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Did someone have smiling bear?

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Like that, but without text

tender citrus
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L

worn ember
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@snow warren Is a Scared Loser who will take all your attachments off your gun, and wont dump the rest of your loot. Stay way from that guy.

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a shame too, he sounds like a grown ass adult, so the childishness is crazy

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All because he did not get to kill the raiders. Laughable.

tacit hedge
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can i report a team killer

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his name is is Dazzled

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^

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ok

ornate jewel
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i love this game sm ahh yes spawn me in next to a pmc as scav so i dont die

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smart move game

tacit hedge
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@lofty raven discord mod mail dont work

robust cloak
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but this is good meme i love barszcz

lavish ibex
tacit hedge
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ok

gritty cairn
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hii guysss

swift latch
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Yow~!

Sale's live - Go get your upgrades!

@south creek @hexed palm @trim frigate @modern atlas @smoky grotto @modern socket

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@swift heath @mighty onyx @last lotus @scenic pulsar @unsafety#3595 @proven mural

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@sly tendon @green robin @unique drum @idle grove @nova silo @oak geyser

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@cloud spade @copper yarrow @smoky grotto @rustic granite @ebon basalt @whole wind

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@rancid ruin @brisk stream @tepid sky @lost crow @lavish ibex @Pepiz#1337 @cloud plover @smoky grotto @tulip cargo

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@candid cliff @wild cradle @atomic hatch @simple marten @untold plaza @knotty portal

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@wanton fog @rugged magnet @wraith parrot @outer jacinth @quasi haven @vapid tundra @plucky mason @unique drift @dark patio

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@shell timber @forest rivet @rapid pebble @B!ack_V!k!ing#9667 @carmine sleet @plucky mason @edgy hawk @fair belfry @icy knoll

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@smoky grotto @frank forum @marble dawn @scenic iris @karmic crane @exotic quiver @brisk basin @wraith parrot @bane4252#9739

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@tacit condor @agile horizon @gray jolt @modern vortex

rustic granite
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Holy shit

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So many pings

candid cliff
swift latch
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It's for anyone without news role

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I just got to work

carmine sleet
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wow you thought about me 🥹

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i already upgraded though thanks

swift latch
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Gucci

carmine sleet
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gucci gang

modern socket
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thank you! time to buy some gifts

swift latch
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Grow your army.

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@dense schooner
@old leaf
@solid rampart
@stray isle
You guys didn't get pinged, weird.

knotty portal
swift latch
swift latch
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Between last sale and this

dense schooner
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A friend of mine wanted to buy it, i've had eod for like 2 years now lol

swift latch
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Then that's probably why I added you

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=p

dense schooner
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you can tag him tho @wary swift

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i told him to just buy standard edition and see if he likes the game but he just wants to go all in cause he played contract wars and loved it

gray jolt
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purchasing time

swift latch
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Dang, Contract wars chad

swift latch
dense schooner
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he also put like 200-300 euros in CW as well whenever the game was booming

swift latch
lost crow
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Thanks g

swift latch
dense schooner
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he's waiting for a 25% sale tho i believe

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20% ain't enough 😠

swift latch
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That's fair

lost crow
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Yes.

dense schooner
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is it safe to expect russian victory day to be 25%?

swift latch
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mmm.....

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For Fresh purchases, maybe

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Not for upgrades

dense schooner
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so is the one on the left for upgrades and the one on the right for fresh purchases?

swift latch
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Correct

dense schooner
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oh okay i see how that works now

outer jacinth
swift latch
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Gl to your new Timbomates

outer jacinth
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Thanks, we'll need it 😛

swift latch
solid rampart
swift latch
swift latch
solid rampart
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Do not harm me

sly tendon
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I got it🫡

swift latch
solid rampart
swift latch
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Actually yes lol

solid rampart
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w

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5 more days in a row and you beat the challenge I set you

swift latch
brisk stream
swift latch
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Awesome, Happy Spring!

honest schooner
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I genuinely hate people for jacking up random item prices

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Why is yellow 20 million ?

frosty thicket
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i know this is a bit off topic but I just had a dream last night where Glukhar was standing outside my apartment window squatting with vodka in his hand

honest schooner
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No it was at 7 million before the trade

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They changed the crafting for violet

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Now its 20 million for what reason ? just keep it the same and lower violet that way everyone is happier

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Why call for increase on yellow - a room that literally has nothing in it

stiff isle
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rarrrrrrrrr

wooden wasp
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so is it safe to play or what u guys think

neat wedge
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Yes

signal elbow
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anyone down to play

vale cedar
stray isle
swift latch
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Squirtle plushie
Has Squirtle PFP
Calls Squirtle Tortal

vale cedar
vale cedar
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Pronounced Tah-Toe

swift latch
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Oh

keen echo
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i need to extract from courtyard to level up to lvl 15 and i cant never make it lol

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keep dyin

ornate jewel
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shadly link

grizzled cosmos
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@river dirge
I'm the Community Manager for Ready or Not, do not distribute google sheets and claim we're the ones sponsoring you.

smoky grotto
unique drum
swift latch
swift latch
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Oh lol

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You asked me about it last month or so

quasi haven
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Yea lol

swift latch
smoky grotto
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I HAVE EOD

swift latch
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I'M SORRY

smoky grotto
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^.^

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ITS OK DUDE 👍

untold stone
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Does anyone know if you can buy all the 155 ultima parts on the flea market?

vale cedar
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Yeah he's a squirtle but his nick name is Tatu

lethal prawn
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anyone know if yellow card is worth this wipe

warm loom
limpid brook
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if i post a 3rd party link that is tied to the game will i get warned ?

autumn jay
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Anyone have trouble with this quest glitching? I went to every tank and location and it won’t scan the last one

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For peacekeeper

small ridge
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whats the drop rate of gpus in computers ?

sleek prism
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do people actually go to light house to loot?

torn basalt
autumn jay
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It’s the one by scav co op extract

snow warren
haughty lance
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QUICK do rogues ADS at night ? Lighthouse i need answer asap

mellow trellis
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unless they spawn with nvgs

haughty lance
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Do they aim down sight tho? To scope the place etc

mellow trellis
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i dont know

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they can make ads noises i think

hollow stream
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At night they blind over 50m

small ridge
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when do i unlock m856a1 ?

limpid brook
warm loom
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@gloomy elm respect others please.

smoky grotto
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sad i can't put on a flir

languid matrix
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What map, pmc or scav?

smoky grotto
languid matrix
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You may be waiting for players who may of disconnected

fluid carbon
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probably, took a while but game started

smoky grotto
languid matrix
open shell
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.

worn ember
azure kernel
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can someone help me complete ragman audit quest on streets of tarkov

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dont really know the map at all

flat marlin
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anyone knows why the streamer lvndmark loots mp5s?

nocturne vortex
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bzzt bzzt baby

snow warren
urban garnet
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maybe tarkov should do this

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send nikita to a devs house and give a cease and desist in person lmfao they really found the dude😭

mental wolf
flat marlin
urban garnet
vast torrent
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hello

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anybody want to play tarkov

flat marlin
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yes

verbal gulch
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smh

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
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will do if i have the chance

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but tbh i can live off yakult

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shit be making me float anytime i drink it

maiden stratus
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Pretty much yakult but in 12 oz bottles

verbal gulch
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doesnt get old either

verbal gulch
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i dont think they sell that in netherland

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very stupid government not allow big yakult

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im going to amsterdam to riot for big yakult bottles to be LEGALIZED!!!

maiden stratus
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Yakult moonshining operation inbound?!?!!!

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Yakult prohibition?!!!??!

verbal gulch
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imagine putting moonshine in yakult

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shit boutta taste like the wifebeater edition of a healthy drink

#

like a healthy pro athlete becoming a domestic abuser

maiden stratus
#

I know people that mix yakult with soju bombs

verbal gulch
#

i love bombs

warm loom
#

Do not discuss explosives

verbal gulch
#

sorry mister

verbal gulch
maiden stratus
#

Soju bombs aren't bombs

verbal gulch
#

wth is a soju bomb

maiden stratus
#

They're sorta like a special way of mixing a something into soju

#

So basically

#

So get multiple shot glasses and fill me with soju and you arrange them in a line

verbal gulch
#

owhhhhh

#

soju looks like ramune

maiden stratus
#

Next you get a smaller shot glass and fill it with whatever

verbal gulch
#

WHAT THE FUCK PURPLE YAKULT?

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

who the FUCK put CODEINE in my YAKULT

#

what is difference between blue and red yakult

#

i always get red so idk

maiden stratus
#

Blue is like yakult light

verbal gulch
#

yakult healthy as fuck what we need light for?

maiden stratus
#

Less whatever they put in yakult

verbal gulch
#

they on some shit

maiden stratus
#

Probably less probiotics

verbal gulch
#

nah they def put some shit in those blue ones

minor vector
#

Wtf is a yakult

verbal gulch
#

some illegal substances for sure

verbal gulch
#

its sweet and tastes amazing

maiden stratus
minor vector
#

Is it like a YOP?

#

Oh gotcha

verbal gulch
#

tf uis yop

#

aight den

#

but like i remember seeing YAKULT BOBA

#

that shit dont make sense to me

#

yakult with balls?

minor vector
verbal gulch
maiden stratus
#

Are we really spending 30 minutes talking about a yogurt drink xD

verbal gulch
#

it is an amazing drink fo sure

#

thats why its my user

minor vector
#

Canadian yakult looks like lol

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

next wipe my user gonna be yakult

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

fr

#

like they got condensed russian milk but no yakult

#

add 1 goat but forget the other one

maiden stratus
#

Mac and cheese with a side of yakult

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

ooOOO that sund epic

#

i am having aneurism

#

lemme see if yakult is an avaliable username

#

my user rn is like strelok_69

#

stalker reference

maiden stratus
#

Wish I got it

verbal gulch
#

lol

#

whats your user

#

on tarkov

maiden stratus
#

Don't play tarkov

verbal gulch
#

WHAT

maiden stratus
#

Rather, can't play tarkov

verbal gulch
#

mf on the DISCORD but no TARKOV PLAYING?

maiden stratus
#

Eyy, can you blame a man for spending his money on his mother's medical bills rather than a $1000 PC that can run Tarkov at 30fps?

verbal gulch
#

tbh i CANT thats a damn good reason

#

idk my brother randomly went one day "yo monitor coming in also my lenovo gaming laptop here you go lol"

#

shit was confusing but a gift is a gift doe

maiden stratus
#

Damn, my brother tells me to shut up when I haven't said a thing in the past 10 minutes

#

Worst is, he's younger than me

#

I'm the eldest

warm loom
#

@maiden stratus@verbal gulch Please do not discuss such things

maiden stratus
#

Cake bars

#

Yummy

verbal gulch
#

im eating all this cake i dont like leaves thats why i rake yuh

#

MY TASTE 5 STAR SHES EATING STEAK

#

you mean like cake bars not bars about cake

snow frigate
#

someone tell me how far we are into wipe

verbal gulch
#

damn

maiden stratus
#

The moment I get Tarkov, imma get a KS and hop on factory and go willy billy on anything I find

verbal gulch
maiden stratus
#

Leg meta the hell out of these mother fuckers

verbal gulch
#

so far SLIGHTLY successful

verbal gulch
#

but then past the parkinglot looking thing there needs to be sea

#

and the rivers not that large tbh so nah

swift latch
verbal gulch
#

but the concept is there and it does KINDA look like it

swift latch
#

The yogurt drink?

verbal gulch
#

like milk rather

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
swift latch
#

I can strawpunch 2 packs

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

boutta make it to stage 4

swift latch
#

LOL.

maiden stratus
#

Sakura is pretty much yakult in 12 oz bottles

swift latch
#

Sakura?

verbal gulch
#

true but i like the smaller bottles makes the drinks less repetative feel

#

cause it take a lil bit to open them hoes

swift latch
#

I just have a straw and punch throught he plastic & top

#

lol

verbal gulch
#

and i can open all of em and just drink shots like its my grandpas birthday

swift latch
#

Ok here's a question
Are you a thumb puncher, or lid peeler

verbal gulch
#

you dare drink yakult THE WRONG WAY

maiden stratus
swift latch
#

If I don't have a straw

maiden stratus
#

Probably lid peeler

swift latch
#

Lid peel all the way

verbal gulch
#

you suppose to drink it like your at the club taking shots

maiden stratus
#

If I'm pissed, thumb punch all the way

verbal gulch
swift latch
#

yeee

verbal gulch
#

if you thumb punch its a lifetime sentence

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

i will never look in the eyes of a thumb puncher like they are human beings

verbal gulch
#

the yakult man is paying a visit

#

expect a knock soon

maiden stratus
#

Welp, time to hide in the 17 different rat spots I found in my house

verbal gulch
#

explosives can seek better then me

#

if i cant find you its a kablooooey

#

thats my shooter

#

if he catch you lackin you gonna slip harder then on banan peel

smoky grotto
#

bro where can i find salewa and mp 133 shotguns i did like 30 raids and didnt found any on customs

maiden stratus
#

May I perhaps interest you in 2.8% APR financing on your next car loan?

minor vector
#

@smoky grotto selawas on woods, buy the shotguns from jager

maiden stratus
#

Try me. Try my throwing arm

verbal gulch
maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

escape from child support

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

prapor cant even hold him

maiden stratus
#

You mean daddy prapor?

verbal gulch
#

as soon as he sees them child support papers hes off to the milk man store

maiden stratus
#

Can I cook grenades?

verbal gulch
#

as a ukrainian (explosives expert) yes

maiden stratus
#

Like what are popular grenades recipes from the locals

verbal gulch
#

anything is possible if you put your mind to it 🗣️

verbal gulch
#

its a speciality i serve to wagner everyday

maiden stratus
vernal quiver
verbal gulch
#

impact grenades :3

maiden stratus
maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

i drink molotov cocktails then spit out the flames like bowser

verbal gulch
#

it looks like dino nuggies 😋

maiden stratus
#

This is an accurate showing of the effects of ADHD

verbal gulch
#

no adhd just that DAWG in me

#

🐕

maiden stratus
#

Let that dawg out, I wanna pet him

verbal gulch
#

mmmm NO!!

#

else i cant be silly anymore

#

yes

maiden stratus
#

Why?

verbal gulch
#

drain my life

#

yuh yuh YUH!

maiden stratus
#

I'm gonna go back to the pain and the mess that is the mobile Tarkov ripoff game

verbal gulch
#

i be on my GRIND

maiden stratus
#

I need to make my money back after I bought 800k worths of grenades

verbal gulch
#

sleep walk 2 the jeweler been my recent fav

verbal gulch
worn ember
maiden stratus
verbal gulch
snow warren
verbal gulch
#

Meanwhile you were a coward hiding in offices (yuh offices) , if you need raider kills push them (ooo he getting pushed). Also I said "On the way to D2" (R2D2) as in the hallway that you take to go to D2 from offices (*bellsfx.mp4). But keep lying to yourself. (lying ass HOE!!!!)

#

now we got a banger

worn ember
verbal gulch
#

are you also drainer

#

based

snow warren
maiden stratus
worn ember
#

Apparently you're lv 56 and cant kill raiders

snow warren
verbal gulch
#

sleep walking like im bladee omw to the jeweler fr

vernal quiver
#

Bro yall need to stop crying any time i get into a match with a teammate (hostage who fell for my invite) I execute him the second we load in

verbal gulch
maiden stratus
#

How difficult is it to get max scav rep?

verbal gulch
#

this bladee unreleased HARD

#

i am not listening to THAT LOUD ASS SHIT 🗣️ ‼️ 💯

worn ember
#

Bro really mad I killed raiders lol.

verbal gulch
#

you def on your yabujin shit

snow warren
verbal gulch
#

this mf outsocialrejected me

#

the most SOCIAL REJECT shit i listen to is ROBLOXCORE

maiden stratus
#

Top 10 photos before disaster
This photo was taken before the worst possible team joins the most difficult map in the game

worn ember
verbal gulch
worn ember
#

56 levels of rat

snow warren
verbal gulch
snow warren
#

gald theres a block button

worn ember
verbal gulch
#

breh on sum sh

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

i be listening to lieu knowing damn well what he did but his music a guilty pleasure of mine idk

#

what in the semetary ass shit is THIS!

#

never liked semetary NEVER WILL

#

mf you on sum weak shit

#

typa shit i been on

#

omg i wanna play roblox 2 player tycoon now

#

but smh the humans i know need sleep!!!

#

thats so CRINGE!!!!!!!!1

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

theres a tarantula under your desk

#

FUCK

#

theres a raccoon in your balls

#

my brain isnt calculating

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

theres a kangeroo in your shower blimey innit

#

hes sipping your VB BEER!!!!

maiden stratus
#

Funnily enough, the game ain't out on IOS

verbal gulch
#

type o shit i been on

#

give him his car keys NOW!

#

he is CAPABLE of DRIVING

maiden stratus
#

I'm behind the fucking wall!!!

verbal gulch
maiden stratus
#

Desync what the fuck are you on?

verbal gulch
#

part of my family is russian so their dashcam footage WILD

maiden stratus
verbal gulch
#

what!!!!!!

#

I WANT OTHER COLOUR UNIFORMS

#

😡

maiden stratus
#

Like legit, this is the main reason I wanna move to Tarkov. No desync issues. Just a good gunfight with you being exactly where you think you are

tribal kestrel
verbal gulch
#

I MADE THIS BANGER a couple years ago i need THOUGHTS on this ARTWORK

maiden stratus
tribal kestrel
# maiden stratus How so?

Desync is still a very common issue… the Audio is still VERY much fucked up. It is however, better than what it used to be. But certain maps, the audio is horrible. This game has been in beta for like 5 years sshhdoge sshhdoge sshhdoge

maiden stratus
tribal kestrel
#

I love the game but god sometimes it’s aggravating as fuck

maiden stratus
vernal quiver
maiden stratus
wheat willow
vernal quiver
#

Scavs only exist to make you feel like you arent wasting your time

stable prawn
#

Yeah I don't have the time either to play. I also kinda gave up on tarkov the wipe they added inertia and everyone turned into a super rat. I realized I wasn't having fun anymore so stopped playing

maiden stratus
stable prawn
#

It was funny to see the turn tables for sure. I just kinda lost interest at that point. I was 2400 hours deep it was time for something new anyways. From what I hear hacking is at an all time high so I guess I made the right choice

smoky grotto
#

is this how long you have had the game open?

quartz sky
#

Yup

#

Not ingame tine

smoky grotto
#

@mental wolf unblock me now

magic dagger
maiden stratus
#

Welp, lesson learned

#

Just fucking pre-med

smoky grotto
#

no cap

maiden stratus
#

Holy fuck

#

A game finally did it

#

They added tactical shitting and pissing

glacial oracle
#

@static mural

minor vector
#

@maiden stratus scum?

maiden stratus
minor vector
#

Yah, you got to relieve yourself regularly

maiden stratus
#

Fuck teabaging, I wanna piss on the bodies of my dead enemies

minor vector
#

Its funny

#

If you wait long enough the charector will do it automatically, one time i was fighting at a poi and my guy started the shit animation lol, guy corners and im squatting in the halway dropping a log lol

#

You can also find banana hammocks for youre charector in that game

maiden stratus
minor vector
#

Murdered me

maiden stratus
#

Ahh

#

Would've been a hilarious Interaction

minor vector
#

Games fun, but its hard to find consistent pvp, even on the 10x loot servers people just build gigantic bases and never leave them

#

I use to rat around the big city and kill people at the grocery store

#

Got boring fast.

vernal quiver
#

I was interested in scum

#

Id play day z every day if there were any good first person locked servers

stuck kettle
#

how do you report a user in this discord?

inland tree
#

@whole shoal is your name loafoftoast710 ingame?

jaunty forum
#

PLEASE BAN KURBS#8857 - came into our call, roasting everyone, being racist and saying he was banned for cheating a while ago

viscid cipher
#

Yo what green flare do

maiden stratus
#

You watch closely, you can see the exact moment my heart fell onto the floor

spare pewter
#

tarkov mobile

stoic compass
#

wth is this

maiden stratus
velvet stag
#

Anyone know how to fix this problem ??

tight gull
#

anyone using third party discord clients? any advice on optimised/fast ones?

spiral yoke
tight gull
#

i’ll check thx a lot

mortal cape
#

Does a run through car exstract still give you the huge Skav Karma boost or has to not be a run through?

#

Thank you

#

Also is it 0.25 for first vehicle extract on each map each day? Then after this you won't get 0.25 until the following day?

marble tusk
#

does the cracked Escape from tarkov work?

smoky grotto
marble tusk
#

the game price is too big for me ;-;

safe token
#

just got red rebel out of scav raid

west shard
smoky grotto
smoky grotto
mortal cape
#

Oh u get 0.25 per map once? Then once u do it a few times u only get 0.02? Everytime?

knotty ether
#

hello evryone new here and just geting into tarkov

knotty ether
marble tusk
knotty ether
worldly sage
#

to many hackers on labs

night matrix
#

mad cuz bad

eager star
#

Does anyone have msi motherboard ? It keeps asking me for permissions after new Update ? First their intrusive policy then some admin rights again. I did not click on anything. New install just popped up when i started my pc today. I have Mpg X570 wifi
I mean privacy is fck all but those admin right with admin -create at the end got me curious.

eager star
# warm loom What update?

honestly i wish i knew. If MSI center just installs and asks for permissions after starting computer i presume it was update

winged stone
#

its calculated by this

mortal cape
#

Oo nice

#

But min 0.02?

#

So my first 3 lighthouse Vxs ill get 0.7 Karma?

#

Nice!

#

I really wanna try get some shared extractions but I just know a PMC or Skav is going to kill me

earnest grail
#

is there an update for april fools?

merry dust
earnest grail
#

wait what

night bough
#

Lol

#

Imagine

wheat fable
#

is this actualy trey24k

night bough
#

It doesn’t say trey24k so probably not

wheat fable
#

idk i looked at his stream

#

he was running labs

#

thats his lvl

night bough
#

Probably not then

wheat fable
#

i was on labs

night bough
#

Oh maybe

#

You could ask

wheat fable
#

i hope so

#

i tried

#

his chat is too populated

night bough
#

Aah, well good job. I always like seeing the big ticket guys get brought down a notch

wheat fable
#

ong

night bough
#

I killed axel in a 1v1 on reserve back in 2021

wheat fable
#

nice

#

some are saying yes some arent im lost

night bough
#

Right after that event they were doing.

wheat fable
#

ill wait for him to die tbh

night bough
#

Don’t worry about, haters gonna hate

wheat fable
#

ong

#

he w keyed me in hanger

night bough
#

And died.

wheat fable
#

yep

night bough
#

Violence of action works sometimes but not everyone is going to freeze up

wheat fable
#

i like to w key ngl

night bough
#

Yea it works 85-90% of the time if done correctly

wheat fable
#

yea

#

so op ngl

night bough
#

It is, of course. I’ve been enjoying the guys W keying right into my sights as I drink whiskey and watching YouTube

#

For my lazy days

wheat fable
#

fair enough tbh

#

its my first wipe i was just now trying to learn labs

night bough
#

Labs is fun, especially for the aggressive players

#

Good luck to those that don’t like to push

wheat fable
#

yea ive had a few 70 kg raids

#

ooh he died

night bough
#

I used to main labs before the hacker problem got really bad. Heard it’s better now but haven’t gotten around to it

wheat fable
#

IT WAS HIM

#

I KILLED TREY

night bough
#

Congratulations

wheat fable
#

bruv thats my trophy

night bough
#

Keep it

wheat fable
#

i am

night bough
#

@wheat fable drop in screenshots

wheat fable
#

of?

#

oh

#

dude

#

im so lucky i just scaved this

worldly sage
#

this problems with hackers

wheat fable
#

i havent ran into any blatants

hexed sinew
wheat fable
#

an airdrop in streets

#

i spawned in

#

saw it landing

hexed sinew
#

fair enough

wheat fable
#

took it from some other scav

ornate flower
#

ignoring where it is in the wipe, is tarkov worth playing rn?

deep canopy
#

yup just as expected the fucking hackers are back at it. Must be nice to get banned then get the game on discount, no way these funds arent finding their way to the russian MOD

silver sparrow
#

Nah

winged stone
#

cope

modern vortex
#

anything happening on tarkov for april fools?

stiff shale
#

I'm level 37. I play everyday. 12M. Should I invest in bitcoin farm lvl 1?

hexed sinew
#

bitcoin is like 350k rn

stiff shale
hexed sinew
#

another w raid

#

had this kit for like 5 raids now

stiff shale
#

do i have to drink the entire hot rod to get the 300 second buff or can i take a sip and get the full duration?

vague cedar
#

hey, what mod do i go to report people saying slurs???

swift latch
vague cedar
#

i cant message the bot

#

and, im asking others to go record them

warm loom
woven hamlet
#

Is there a way to see if a name is available before clicking change?

warm loom
north dagger
#

It’s called don’t be a sissy

eager star
#

ChatGPT just did create poem in second with given words 😮 ❤️
Deaf, Gamer, Escape from tarkov, Streamer, Craftsman, Ambition, Empathy

"Deaf and determined, a gamer takes the lead,
His fingers flying, with Escape from Tarkov at speed,
Streaming to followers who cheer and shout,
As he crafts a world within and without.

Not just a player, but a true craftsman,
With empathy for others, he sticks to his plan,
For ambition drives him to be the best,
And he won't stop until he's passed every test.

Through ups and downs, he faces each day,
With grit and determination to light his way,
A streamer, a gamer, a deaf force to be reckoned,
His passion for gaming, a love to be beckoned."

frank vector
#

servers go down for a sec?

trim wave
#

servers are down for me

woven hamlet
tough heart
#

how long will the eft sale be? i dont have access to the cash atm but will soon but wants to know if its going to be too late or not

vocal cedarBOT
#

Current Live Sale! - 20%/20%
The offer is available until <t:1680512460:F>

You can find a list of previous sale dates, durations, and price reduction percentages here. This can give you a good idea of an upcoming sale. #general-chat message

deep canopy
#

cheaters are out in force with their discounted games, stay safe

icy urchin
#

how much was this run

lunar steppe
#

conner is a rat and tked the entire squad

quasi horizon
#

yea rip my swag ak

visual bobcat
#

clip it and report him

quasi horizon
#

my shadow play was off 😦

visual bobcat
#

rip

rugged acorn
#

what a uncool gamer

quasi horizon
#

ong

potent gale
#

LF 12 NA PLAYERS MUST HAVE EO, PRIVATE RAIDS PVP COUSTOMS SHORELINE AND RESERVE DM ME FOR INVITE TO GROUP

ancient coral
#

LF duo/tri to run customs with, i have 1400 hours and am level 28 lmk if you want to run some (in customs lfg channel 10)

warm loom
fiery hazel
#

TARKOV CRASH?

calm musk
#

Looking to Extract from Kilmov STREETS if anyone is down

#

NA

signal slate
#

yo can someone leave chit chat 1?

green fog
#

Anyone got john bs on there scav theyd let me into into with them?

warm loom
#

@stray oyster@signal slate Any more from either of you is a mute

#

Any more after this message is a vacation.

#

Think before you message.

stray oyster
#

@smoky grotto wya so you can play

#

ya dungus

dreamy holly
#

Any bsg's able to help me patch an Exploit

warm loom
bleak obsidian
#

Hey i need HELP. I am loading in like 5 minutes after the raid starts... ive tried re downloading and i cant figure it out. If anyone know something hook me up please.
or if anyone could point to the place to ask...

brave lance
#

my fellow tarkov players

#

am I trippin' or does this guy look like a new tarkov boss?

warm loom
smoky grotto
minor vector
#

He look like he going duck huntin

dapper gate
brave lance