beginners-assistance

[spiral flicker]

U started to heal or wut?

[misty ginkgo]

I had my gun in single fire

I didn’t kill him

Went down to heal, where my teammate was healing

[spiral flicker]

Lol rip

[misty ginkgo]

He then slammed his mouse into his keyboard, so he shot, and then it hit me.

🤦🏽‍♂️

Timmie buddies

[spiral flicker]

Ik these feelings

[misty ginkgo]

One of my friends also blamed me for not helping, when i was in a 1v4

💀💀

Like

What does he expect me to do, run from 4 people?

[spiral flicker]

Lol

Yes

Kill them all and help him

[misty ginkgo]

He then died, and i killed the 4 man.

One of them had a thermal, so i sniped the people who killed him 🤯

Vector was op last wipe ngl

[spiral flicker]

Thermals are so bad

Can't hit shit with that

I probably don't know how that refresh rate works

On flir

[misty ginkgo]

FLIR 🤮

Reaper 💪💪

[spiral flicker]

But

But

You can't zoom

Ratting?

I won't look at that on my phone

[misty ginkgo]

Do this https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/o7R0Pjlx-NqNm

Don’t rat

[mint light]

you play like u want to be a shift w player so bad

also ur gun cant auto go into single its single if its a new gun

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[mint light]

you shift w but u are not good at it

loool

[misty ginkgo]

Btw, no left handing - especially if you’re playing slow

[mint light]

lol dawg

maybe stop using ump and u get better ok?

[misty ginkgo]

He’s trying to tell you, that it looks like you wanna be an aggresive player - but that you’re bad.

[mint light]

no thicc

[misty ginkgo]

Stash doesn’t mean shit 💀💀

Bahahahhaha

[mint light]

flex stash lol

[misty ginkgo]

Homie showing his Stash

[misty ginkgo]

Don’t shit on the UMP

[mint light]

its late wipe

[misty ginkgo]

It’s op

[mint light]

everyone u kill have mutant and slick

[misty ginkgo]

Why don’t you use them then?

[mint light]

ump

gear fear

[misty ginkgo]

Who tf cares about a staah

💀

Just use it

[mint light]

if they are all full then u can spare some

eh

[misty ginkgo]

If it’s so easy to get?

[mint light]

miss grenades like a boss

[misty ginkgo]

💀

Killing shit with a budget gun, after ratting them

To then flex his item cases

Bro

[mint light]

if stash shows ur good i must be worst player ever

[misty ginkgo]

Im sorry to tell you

Money doesn’t mean shit

Stash doesn’t either

Stats doesn’t either

[mint light]

ja

[misty ginkgo]

.

💀

[mint light]

wow

[misty ginkgo]

You’re literally saying stupid shit rn

Is this your first wipe?

[mint light]

its late wipe i think if u dont have good loot u have just reset ur account

jajaja

[ornate geyser]

SMH at people in beginner chat flexxing.

[tough aurora]

anyone know if you lose "Server connection" connecting into labs, will you still keep your gear or no?

[mint light]

ur gameplay shows me trash gameplay bro

not ur item cases

get real

gun in single fire ratting

hey guys im gonna learn this map by sitting in a corner

thats just delusion man

[misty ginkgo]

I could see.

In late wipe (as late as we are rn), everyone has shit ton of gear in their stash.

People don’t really care about gear, so they just run random shit and hope for the best.

Mostly the people learning pvp is the ones who play rn, or the ones who reset their account.

People have shit ton of loot, no one cares about item cases, money or your stats.

Only thing i care about is pmc kills, and how i get them.

It’s very easy to get them, because of the way you’r clips show you’re playing - and that you literally rat in D2 (on top of a door).

You ain’t doing anything right, you’re just ratting - and have an extreme gear fear.

[misty ginkgo]

If you don’t extract, you don’t keep it

Let’s run Customs then

We take the most active server i know

I get a makarov, you carry me.

I would love to see you wipe some lobbies

[tough aurora]

not that i can join back, tried to reconnect 12 times. server still kicking me out, rip my kit ig.

[misty ginkgo]

Please do

Factory? 💀💀

Bahahahhahaa

💀💀

Nah

Factory is for the people trying to do fix the light, or drop off some gunpowder

“Factory chads” 💀💀

Bruh

Bro

There’s 2 type of players

[formal vortex]

u can reset ur account?

[misty ginkgo]

People who think they’re good - only playing factory.

And the people playing actual maps, where people are good at the game.

[misty ginkgo]

Yes lol

[ornate geyser]

yes once every 3 weeks if you want from the launcher

[formal vortex]

what does it doo?

im new to the game

[ornate geyser]

back to timmyland

[misty ginkgo]

Reset your account

Customs

Factory is for shitter pvp 💀

You must be joking

Im sure

You aren’t real

[ornate geyser]

your lvl 1 with whatever your purchased level of gear starts with

[misty ginkgo]

Use pvp servers then

[ornate geyser]

i reset about a month ago when i started the pestily hardcore challenge

[formal vortex]

watsthat

[formal vortex]

whatare the pvp servers?

[misty ginkgo]

You NA or EU?

[formal vortex]

na

[misty ginkgo]

I don't know the NA pvp servers

Sorry

[formal vortex]

eu

[spiral flicker]

Probably east coast imo

[misty ginkgo]

Auto EU going hard at this time in wipe, a fair bit of cheaters tho.
Sweden is active aswell

[formal vortex]

what a re server

isnt it just o ne game

[misty ginkgo]

Aren't they dead af

[ornate geyser]

east coast isnt there something like 12 east coast servers

[misty ginkgo]

💀

Why are you so mad bahahahahha

[ornate geyser]

i take it back there are only 7 east coast servers

[misty ginkgo]

Average rust player 💀

Hahahahaha

💀

"1v1 me on ukn" 🤓

@spiral flicker you have 6 scav rep, right? How long does your moonshine scav case take?

Bro, idc about rust 💀

Ahahhahahahha

Nah, i just don't enjoy the game.

People are too weird in there, idk how one of them found their way in here.

I probably would, don't play the game.

So a guy who actually play it, is probably better than me.

Just don't realise that you suck 😉

And try to make yourself look good.

[mint light]

dude hate eu

need better schooler

[misty ginkgo]

💀 - sorry that my main language isn't english.

If your only argument is my spelling, this is a waste of time 💀

Dude is mad ahhahahahah

Mad cus bad

[barren nebula]

Guys theyre adding ridable shopping carts

[mint light]

fortnite

[misty ginkgo]

That's op

Imma be riding that shit around labs all day

@mint light dude got a mute lololol

[mint light]

ok

[misty ginkgo]

Isn't r6 dead btw?

[mint light]

conversation is redundant anyway lol

[mint light]

no but it fucking sucks

[misty ginkgo]

Why tf you playing it then

[mint light]

friends ask

and im good at it

[misty ginkgo]

That's not true

Im sure

[mint light]

diamond 1

[misty ginkgo]

Idk if that's high

M995 > 7.62 BP?

What should i craft

[mint light]

are u a fucking goblin

why would m995 be better than bp

[misty ginkgo]

Cause i have a shit ton of bp

[mint light]

ok

make 995

[misty ginkgo]

I have 1800 bp laying around rn

Been crafting a shit ton of it

[misty ginkgo]

ty

[mint light]

i dont understand why tx 15 in the game

[misty ginkgo]

Have you ever tried it ingame?

It's op

ngl

[mint light]

so bad

[misty ginkgo]

Nahh

You're trolling

HK is bad

[barren nebula]

Hvornår sku vi spil?

[mint light]

ur trollin

[misty ginkgo]

No

Did you play back in the good PK-06 days?

[mint light]

no

[misty ginkgo]

Fyr lige en dm, vi får en eller anden discord mod efter os hvis vi snakker dansk her.

[misty ginkgo]

Shit was OP

[barren nebula]

Okay lol😂

[mint light]

im assuming u said dont talk in this or discord mod will get bad

mad

[misty ginkgo]

Correct

[mint light]

im already danish

[misty ginkgo]

Im so proud of you 👏

[mint light]

is easy language?

i go learn to talk to you ok

[misty ginkgo]

Some people say that it's harder than chinese

Idk tho

Mostly because of Æ, Ø and Å

Also, sometimes we say E as Æ.

Danish is weird

[barren nebula]

Yes

And ø is island

[mint light]

island

elaborate fr

[barren nebula]

Ø

Fax

[mint light]

the danes

[misty ginkgo]

You should travel to denmark and tried brunsviger

This, i swear. Best thing ever

[barren nebula]

Kaj kager > 😤

[misty ginkgo]

Kaj kage ewww

[mint light]

i must go to denmark and beat wized up

[misty ginkgo]

This is me

Don't fuck

[mint light]

roadman

[misty ginkgo]

Roadman with ak

[mint light]

yes denmark have so many guns

so true

[misty ginkgo]

Yes

[barren nebula]

Ill come raid ur base

[misty ginkgo]

50x the population

[mint light]

i am sks owner

[misty ginkgo]

Me and the boys

[mint light]

real shit

[mint light]

who is the lard tub

[misty ginkgo]

Do you have LTF in us?

[mint light]

what

[misty ginkgo]

Wtf is that

[misty ginkgo]

Loyal To Familia

[mint light]

it means fat person basically

[misty ginkgo]

Criminal people in denmark make a shit ton of money, so they eat very good.

[mint light]

no we have like 1000 other gangs

[barren nebula]

New german tanks being added

[misty ginkgo]

This is branco, he forgot to pay 2 mill in taxes.

[barren nebula]

Lootable tanks😱

[mint light]

lard man

[mint light]

that is dj khaled

[misty ginkgo]

Bhahahahahhahaha

[misty ginkgo]

This is what we flex in denmark

This is what the criminal people have 💀

A shitty pistol with a big mag

[mint light]

glocks are good and cheap

[misty ginkgo]

Denmark

We have to import it from poland

And that's illegal af

[mint light]

you dont have rocket launcher

[misty ginkgo]

the last rpg that was fired was from a gang member, in ~2013

💀

He fired it at another gang house

[whole thistle]

That's sigma as fuck

Can we have another bread discussion

That should be the late night purpose of this channel

[mint light]

no

i must go shower and eat for 4 hours

zapwag reference

[whole thistle]

If I don't sit in the living room for 90 minutes before dinner my mom gets very angry

[mint light]

kill her

[whole thistle]

Rather not

She makes good rice

[misty ginkgo]

Have you ever tried wienerbread?

[whole thistle]

No

I have never heard of weinerbread

[misty ginkgo]

Best thing ever

[mint light]

the danish people eat weiner

[misty ginkgo]

🥲

[whole thistle]

And badass cheese donuts

[mint light]

i just left mr jones

[misty ginkgo]

Cheese donuts?

[mint light]

if i ate a glazed cheesy donut i would shoot myself

[misty ginkgo]

Wtf is a cheese donut

[mint light]

i do not know

[whole thistle]

The fucking

Danish pastries

They are not donuts

[mint light]

if danish person ate donut they would die from fat overload

[misty ginkgo]

True

No one in Denmark eat donuts

[mint light]

donuts are so good but i dont want to be 400 pounds

[whole thistle]

American food instantly kills anyone who didn't grow up eating it

[mint light]

american cereal

4000 sugar grams

[whole thistle]

American breakfast actually makes me cry it's so shit

[misty ginkgo]

Do you have coco pops in america?

[mint light]

oh yeah the english breakfast with baked beans

yes

[prime comet]

It’s all about the full English

[whole thistle]

"hmmm pancakes seem good, I will dump 8 gallons of syrup and butter on it"

[mint light]

shut the fuck up

[misty ginkgo]

This shit is op

Eat it every morning

[mint light]

i will not eat baked beans

[mint light]

we all them cocoa pebbles

[prime comet]

Hate us coz you ain’t us

[whole thistle]

I just eat toast brah NA cereal is inedible

[mint light]

geller eats baked beans for breakfast

[prime comet]

Yeah I do

[prime comet]

They’re different to Americans beans

[mint light]

no they are not

we have baked beans bro

[prime comet]

What sauce are your baked beans usually?

[mint light]

baked beans sauce

[whole thistle]

I don't think hes talking about barbecue baked beans bro

[prime comet]

No not barbecue beans at all

[mint light]

oi right eat baked beans

[ornate geyser]

whats wronbg with baked beans

[whole thistle]

That shit is actually gross

[prime comet]

It’s a tomato based sauce

[mint light]

shit is gross

bbq beans are horrid

[whole thistle]

Poop is unsanitary

[prime comet]

Baked beans with cheese on toast

[whole thistle]

Based...

[prime comet]

[mint light]

literally tomato soup

ketchup beans

[prime comet]

Which is why it goes well with cheese and toast

What’s wrong with a fry up

[mint light]

i will not eat beans for breakfast

[whole thistle]

I need to find out what big eu country has the best gun laws and move there immediately

[mint light]

i will become french

[whole thistle]

Too fucking far

Don't even say that

[mint light]

ok

tell me bro

[misty ginkgo]

No guns laws > Anything

[prime comet]

That is a shit full English

[mint light]

u trippin

i love eggs so much

[whole thistle]

Being able to put holes in paper for fun > public safety

[mint light]

eggs are so good fr

[prime comet]

It’s not even got bacon on

Or hash browns

Or black pudding

[mint light]

its binging with babish

how u gonna say its shit

that guys job is literally being a professional chef

[misty ginkgo]

This is what we get in denmark

[mint light]

all of it is pastry

[prime comet]

That looks better

[mint light]

what is the burnt shit

[prime comet]

Just chuck the mushrooms in the bin

[misty ginkgo]

beans!?!??!?!

[prime comet]

That’s not burnt shit

[misty ginkgo]

eww

[mint light]

beans is so bad

[whole thistle]

This is a joke please don't "actually, for the sake of argument, hypothetically" me

[ornate geyser]

blood pudding i think

[prime comet]

That’s black pudding

Aye

[misty ginkgo]

ew

[mint light]

british people trying not to make even MORE things bad

[misty ginkgo]

That sounds so gross

[prime comet]

It’s a 50/50 thing

My other half hates it but I like it

Sort of like marmite

[misty ginkgo]

We have blood weiner in denmark

That shit is disgusting

[mint light]

BLOOD WEINER

[prime comet]

Literally just pigs blood basically

[ornate geyser]

british food is pretty good. for the most part better than your standard food in the upper east coast of the US. except for seafood

[mint light]

silliest shit ive ever heard

[brittle canyon]

beans

[misty ginkgo]

this

[mint light]

blood

[misty ginkgo]

blodpølse

[prime comet]

Yeah that’s the same thing

[mint light]

u eat blood

[prime comet]

That’s what we call black pudding

[mint light]

u eat blood

[misty ginkgo]

Have you never put salami on rye bread?

[prime comet]

Do you eat a steak cooked well done?

[mint light]

no

[whole thistle]

Healthiest American breakfast

[prime comet]

Well then

[misty ginkgo]

Well done

Eww

[mint light]

what steak are u eating has blood in it

are u braindead

[misty ginkgo]

It gotta be near alive

[prime comet]

If a steak is medium or less

[mint light]

british people have blood in their steak

ok

[prime comet]

It’ll have blood coming out

What do you mean

[mint light]

british people have blood in their steak

[mint light]

yum

[misty ginkgo]

Everyone does

Weirdo

[prime comet]

It’s steak? Lmao

[whole thistle]

It's not blood it's just freaky muscle water, if it was blood it would taste like blood

[mint light]

ye

[misty ginkgo]

Blood taste good

[ornate geyser]

black pudding is not something ill volentarily eat again but ive had worse foods. its better than cream of wheat

[prime comet]

Well it looks like blood

Black pudding is nice

[whole thistle]

Imagine yummy copper steak

[mint light]

blood pudding

[prime comet]

I’ll eat that but I won’t eat mushrooms

[mint light]

mushrooms are pretty good

[whole thistle]

Plasma pudding when

[mint light]

i eat wild mushrooms

frfr

[misty ginkgo]

[prime comet]

I don’t like the slimy cooked texture

Idk why

I’ll eat them raw though

[misty ginkgo]

wanna eat this?

[mint light]

bro what mushrooms are in denmark

[prime comet]

That looks like I’m about to see a dragon

[whole thistle]

Mario shit breh

[mint light]

eat these

[whole thistle]

Those are hype as fuck

[prime comet]

Yeah I’ll eat them raw

But not cooked

[mint light]

THEY ARE SO HYPE

[ornate geyser]

blood pudding is literally blood animal fat and grains with a little scrap meat. it comes from the days of when everyh part of an animal was cooked and used for food

[prime comet]

Slimy when cooked they’re horrible

I enjoy blood pudding

[misty ginkgo]

We call it the penis mushroom

It smells a lot aswell

[mint light]

ok

[prime comet]

Why are you smelling penis mushrooms

[whole thistle]

My mom fries those fuckers up with garlic and lemon juice and they are peak

[mint light]

they are

[prime comet]

We’re all finna get banned from here

[misty ginkgo]

You can smell them from miles away, i swear.

[mint light]

i eat them with shrimp n shit too

[misty ginkgo]

They smell so bad

[misty ginkgo]

No one is gonna be active in this channel then

[prime comet]

Waiting for a mod to come along and tell us to watch our profanity

[whole thistle]

I hope that guy that was moderating our bread talk last night doesn't come back

[ornate geyser]

smell like a sailor that had a week shore leave in bankok after 6 months at sea

[prime comet]

Who was that? Lmao

[whole thistle]

He will not like this

[misty ginkgo]

Alespic

[mint light]

have british people experienced crawfish

[prime comet]

Uhhh

I’m not a seafood person

[mint light]

crawfish are hype

[whole thistle]

Have British people experienced happiness

[prime comet]

So personally no

[prime comet]

Also no

[mint light]

stop breathing 🙏

geller dosent like red lobster

[prime comet]

Lmao

[misty ginkgo]

Seafood on pizza is so good

ngl

[prime comet]

I’ve not tried lobster

[ornate geyser]

i dont believe the have crawfish in england at least not as a food source they eat shrimp although they call them something else

[whole thistle]

I eat 900 pounds of tuna per week

[prime comet]

But the basic seafood I’ve had I’m not a big fan on

So

[mint light]

imagine not having red lobster

[prime comet]

I’m not inclined to go buy a lobster

That shits expensive

[mint light]

i could not live without red lobster

red lobster is a resturant

[prime comet]

I know

But lobsters over here to buy aren’t cheap

[mint light]

red lobster is mad peak

[whole thistle]

Get 2 pet lobsters then you'll have infinite lobster glitch don't tell the devs

[misty ginkgo]

Do they serve lobster?

[mint light]

buy them dead

[mint light]

yes

[whole thistle]

No

[mint light]

and the best bread of all time

the bread

is stupid

[prime comet]

Even then they’re not cheap

[mint light]

that is a joke do not buy dead lobsters

[prime comet]

We’re talking like £40 a lobster

No matter what

[ornate geyser]

red lobster if you are talking about the chain is the macdonalds of seafood. not very good if you are use to eating seafood

[misty ginkgo]

You need to try a gourmet restaurant we have in denmark then, called 10 steps down.

Shit makes the best bread ever.

[whole thistle]

Don't buy dead meat ever
Only get whole cows

[mint light]

worst take ever

no one dislikes red lobster

[misty ginkgo]

It sounds disgusting

[prime comet]

I’m sure we can find someone

[mint light]

shit is peak

shit is so hypeeee

[prime comet]

You know what’s peak

[whole thistle]

They sell those ready to put in the oven btw

You can just buy them

[mint light]

NO

WAY

[ornate geyser]

red lobster is cheap seafood thats not actually cheap

[remote kettle]

Mods are gonna have a field day when they get on lmao

[whole thistle]

My mom farms that shit fr

[mint light]

i hate mini mods

[mint light]

ok

[whole thistle]

I've never been to a red lobster but I've had the biscuits so many times

[prime comet]

Czech goulash

[mint light]

thats just a resident evil screenshot

[prime comet]

10/10

[ornate geyser]

but i mean thats gonna be the case in just about any type of chain foodjoints

[mint light]

are they peak

[whole thistle]

It's ok they know us who regular this chat are a bit special

[remote kettle]

I mean you don’t need to convince me

[mint light]

dude tartar sauce is overhated

[remote kettle]

I don’t care

[mint light]

save tartar sauce fr

[prime comet]

But do they?? Lmao

[whole thistle]

What's your favorite type of bread

[prime comet]

They love me

Just blame me if alespic comes

[mint light]

there is only one type of bread

garlic

[ornate geyser]

black rye

[prime comet]

You’re wrong

[mint light]

ok old man

[whole thistle]

Aseptic

[mint light]

old people coming up with some bread that dosent exist

[remote kettle]

Bread alone? Garlic baguette. Bread with stuff on? Regular baguette

[whole thistle]

Valid

[prime comet]

Young and uncultured living on garlic bread

[mint light]

dude the frozen garlic bread is the best shit ever

[prime comet]

It’s also so fucking bad for you

For what it is

[mint light]

bro this shit is two dollars

and its peak

[prime comet]

You can make your own healthy garlic bread, smothered in melted cheese and it’ll be better for you than that shit

[ornate geyser]

after that then sourdough

[whole thistle]

I love eating pure entire rods of sourdough

[mint light]

sourdough is pog

[prime comet]

Muricans

[whole thistle]

I see my parents putting mountains of butter on that shit like what

[mint light]

redcoats

[dense lava]

Anyone else having this?

[whole thistle]

Refresh 86 times

[prime comet]

[whole thistle]

If that doesn't work then wait an hour

[ornate geyser]

challah is also excellent

[mint light]

zapwag what is the best food know to man

[prime comet]

Specifically 86

[mint light]

we must listen to zapalations

[whole thistle]

Chicken curry

[prime comet]

Yeah but

What chicken curry

[whole thistle]

And I don't mean the British kind

[prime comet]

Madras? Korma? Vindaloo?

[mint light]

zapalations 86: suck at valorant

[prime comet]

Bhuna

What fucking curry

[dense lava]

It got worse 💀💀💀

[whole thistle]

The kind that Publix has bruh idfk

[mint light]

opera gx

lol

[whole thistle]

I'll go check rn I stg

[prime comet]

What tf is publix

[mint light]

bro said what is publix

[dense lava]

Tried it with chrome

[prime comet]

I’m British

What do you mean

[dense lava]

Also broken

[whole thistle]

Florida only supermarket

[mint light]

no im just making fun of u for using opera gx

[prime comet]

I use opera gx

[ornate geyser]

best food known to man baklava

[prime comet]

It slaps chrome all day

[dense lava]

I like how I can limit the ram

[prime comet]

Fair enough

[dense lava]

Because chrome is a ram whore

[mint light]

"guys it can limit ram" 🤓

[prime comet]

It is

[mint light]

guys i have 4 gbs of ram

[whole thistle]

I'm coming out as Florida man

[mint light]

zapwag go to walmart

[prime comet]

Comes with a vpn, friendly, customizable, and has all the current free games/best deals on the home page

[mint light]

walmart is scary

[prime comet]

How can you not like it

[whole thistle]

My dad used to buy ammo from there

[mint light]

because im not a soy jak

dont use opera gx

guys its for gamers by gamers!!!

[prime comet]

They made opera the gaming browser

[mint light]

word for word

[prime comet]

It genuinely is good for it

Shit on it all you want

[dense lava]

I only care bout the ram lol

[mint light]

only people who use operxa gx are people who have viruses lol

[dense lava]

On the main pc I don’t care, but on a laptop

[prime comet]

I always check the news and free games on the homepage of opera

[mint light]

i do

walmart is cracked for gun

[prime comet]

Wait isn’t Walmart like

A normal store??

[mint light]

walmart has everything man

yeah

[dense lava]

Some Walmart’s sell guns lol

Mainly hunting rifles and shotguns

[mint light]

my walmart sells guns

[prime comet]

So you can buy a loaf of bread and a bucket of buckshot?

[mint light]

yeah

[ornate geyser]

yep

[prime comet]

Fucking America

[mint light]

not a bucket

but u get the point

[prime comet]

“By the box or the bucket?”

[spiral mulch]

In the USA, normal stores regularly sell guns and/or ammunition. Wal-Mart's in Canada do not do that, as far as I am aware.

[whole thistle]

Costco is better than Walmart no cap

[prime comet]

We have Costco

[mint light]

DUDE

[whole thistle]

They don't have bullets though

[spiral mulch]

Based

[mint light]

COSTCO IS ELITE

[prime comet]

Costco is nice af

[mint light]

DOLLAR HOT DOG

[prime comet]

Yup we got the same shit

[mint light]

i also love sams club

[whole thistle]

My mom buys 3 liter jugs of olive oil from Costco like weekly

[mint light]

zapwag do u have sams club

[prime comet]

Same with Ikea

Ikea is lit

[whole thistle]

I haven't been there

[mint light]

why does costco just have bulk shit

[whole thistle]

Goshan

[mint light]

random bulk shit

[ornate geyser]

costco is where you go if you are gonna be feeding a football team or stocking for the apocalypses

[mint light]

dude costco has insanely cheap food and it has free samples

why would i not go

[whole thistle]

Or for when you want to shop less often lol

[mint light]

A DOLLAR HOTDOG

IS A BARGAIN

[misty ginkgo]

Don't america stuff get too old?

[mint light]

what

i also love how arizona tea is 99 cents

shit is based

[whole thistle]

Wdym

[misty ginkgo]

Like, out of date.

Too old

So it's rotten

[mint light]

dosent all food do that

or like most

lol

[misty ginkgo]

Why tf would you be so much at one time then

[mint light]

because freezers exist wized

[misty ginkgo]

HOW BIG ARE YOUR FREEZERS???

[mint light]

and non perishables

mine is massive

i have a few more in my garage

just lots of meat

[ornate geyser]

my meats come from a butcher or a seafood store, fruits and veggies mostly from the fruit stand, eggs and dairy i get directly from a farmer, so costco is not worth it to me when about all i have left that im buying is bulk stuff like rice flour oats ect

[misty ginkgo]

You're joking rn

Im sure

[whole thistle]

Here's mine

[mint light]

ok mr oligarch

[misty ginkgo]

THAT'S A BIG FREEZER NGL

[mint light]

thats a normal sized one

[misty ginkgo]

How did you fill it

[mint light]

maybe even tiny

[whole thistle]

This fridge is like 7 feet tall btw

[whole thistle]

Fuck tons of meat, bread, and sauce

[mint light]

dude i have so much chicken in the freezer

[misty ginkgo]

Idk how i got B talking about america in my english exam 💀

[mint light]

i need to make my chicken

[whole thistle]

Ever since my mom figured out that freezing bread doesn't make it worse she's been putting so much in there

[misty ginkgo]

Just deepfry it

Doesn't all american people do that

[mint light]

yes

i like fried chicken

[misty ginkgo]

...

Eww

[ornate geyser]

lmao by no means. i mean i make about $60k a year and i own my own business but its worth it to me to get higher quality food even if i have to pay a little bit for it which i really dont in most places

[whole thistle]

You cannot deepfry at home

That is a massive hazard

[misty ginkgo]

You can

We can here

[mint light]

clearly u dont own an airfryer

[misty ginkgo]

Airfryer?

Eww

[whole thistle]

My bad cuh

[mint light]

air fryer is elite

[ornate geyser]

airfryer ftw

[mint light]

step it up

[whole thistle]

I know but most people don't have the equipment or brainpower

[mint light]

air fryer is like a microwave except all the flavor dosent disappear

[whole thistle]

Clearly you own an air fryer

[mint light]

real shit

i have 3

LOL

[whole thistle]

Wtf

[ornate geyser]

3 things every kitchen should have, air fryer, crockpot, breadoven

[mint light]

dude they kept giving them out for christmas

[whole thistle]

Do you have a stovetop convection oven though

[mint light]

god i fucking hate crockpot food

[whole thistle]

Pulled pork elite

[mint light]

electric

dude i hate fucking roast

roast is so incredibly mid

[whole thistle]

Dumbass I just said air fryer in a fancy way!!!

[ornate geyser]

airfryers use convection air rather than oil to cook the food

[mint light]

the crockpot

thank you mr

mr air fryer

zapwag

i think

[whole thistle]

What

[mint light]

i am going to do something big

i am going to become muslim fr

[whole thistle]

Don't air fry your fucking cat again

[ornate geyser]

crockpots are the best ways to make stews and stuff like that where you want a good mixing of flavors

[mint light]

try to cremate ur cat in the oven and just burn ur fucking cats corpse like a boss

personal experience

[whole thistle]

Did you actually do that

[mint light]

no its a shitty reddit post

[whole thistle]

Ok thank God

[mint light]

its funny as fuck though

do u remember that lady leaving her dog in the microwave

and it fucking exploded

[whole thistle]

No

[mint light]

or was that not a wide spread story

[whole thistle]

What the fuck

Stop

[mint light]

"old lady attempts to dry wet dog in microwave"

[ornate geyser]

alright guys im calling it a night yall have a good one

[whole thistle]

Goodnight bread bestie

[mint light]

ok mr air fryer

good night

man i love air fryers

i might make air fryer chicken

[whole thistle]

At this hour

[mint light]

yeah

why not

[whole thistle]

You freak

[mint light]

u ever got that dead skin on yo keycaps

[whole thistle]

No

[spiral flicker]

About 3 hours? I don't remember

[whole thistle]

What

[prime comet]

hauu

[whole thistle]

DO NOT AIR FRY AT 3 AM (NOT CLICKBAIT 😱)

[prime comet]

where in czechia are you from?

[mint light]

CZECHIA

[spiral flicker]

North

[whole thistle]

He is from Czechoslovakia

[mint light]

yes

czechoslovakia

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

czechia was easier

[whole thistle]

What's your opinion on South Sudan?

[mint light]

do u miss Czechoslovakia

[prime comet]

ok because i went to prague a few years ago

and i havent had goulash since

[whole thistle]

Yes :+(

[spiral flicker]

It's far from here so I don't care about that

[mint light]

ask @fervent ermine

[spiral flicker]

I wasn't alive when there was Czechoslovakia

[mint light]

ok

[whole thistle]

Go to portugalete immediately.

[mint light]

then ur not cool

[whole thistle]

Ok how about west Virginia

[mint light]

do eu people know american states?

[spiral flicker]

Goulash? Is this actual translation bruh

[whole thistle]

Do you approve of the reformation of greater Virginia?

[whole thistle]

Yes lol

[mint light]

its pasta

shit is elite fr

[whole thistle]

I don't even know the American states bro

[prime comet]

yes it is

[mint light]

what is colorado

[prime comet]

What’s this meal called

In Czech

[spiral flicker]

Guláš

[whole thistle]

Bzread and mzeat

[prime comet]

But it’s pronounced how I spell it?

Kinda

[mint light]

@whole thistle

[spiral flicker]

If u pronounce ou like u then yes

[mint light]

do u like whipits?

[spiral flicker]

[whole thistle]

Isn't that a drug

[prime comet]

yeah we do

[mint light]

yeah

do u know how to do whipits

[whole thistle]

No I only do ketamine

This is a joke, mods

[prime comet]

thankfully moonshine cases are fixed

my weapons came whole this time

[spiral flicker]

[mint light]

turn the whip cream can upside down and inhale @whole thistle

very fun

[prime comet]

also

thunderbeast came on the tx15

[mint light]

it does

yeah

[prime comet]

200k suppressor

wild

[whole thistle]

No I don't think I want to

[mint light]

kills half ur brain cells

[spiral flicker]

Yea that's stock suppressor

[mint light]

but u get high

max banned speed run

[whole thistle]

Standing in my kitchen eating sliced meat at 3 AM for the 4th day in a row

[mint light]

no way ur just eating lunch meat

[whole thistle]

I'm not

[mint light]

u also eat mozzarella ive heard

straight

[prime comet]

this looks whack

[whole thistle]

It's this again @mint light

[whole thistle]

Yes

[spiral flicker]

[mint light]

wonder why

[mint light]

oh chorizo

[spiral flicker]

[mint light]

choriso when its like

good

is good

[whole thistle]

I used to eat that shit locally sourced in my grandma's shitty village

It was so good

Hardcore reminiscing

[prime comet]

ok it's kinda drippy

[mint light]

are u a member of the salamanca cartel

[spiral flicker]

mag

[whole thistle]

Definitely

[mint light]

are u hector

[whole thistle]

No I'm zapwag

[mint light]

zapwag

have u watched breaking bad

[whole thistle]

No

[mint light]

ok

it was a breaking bad reference

and hector is an old disabled man who shits himself and cant talk

so he rings a bell on his wheelchair

[whole thistle]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[mint light]

yo mista white

@whole thistle

do u like danny trejo

[whole thistle]

I have no idea who that is

[mint light]

WHAT

[whole thistle]

Who

[mint light]

DANNY TREJO

[whole thistle]

What he do

[mint light]

ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR ACTORS EVER

[prime comet]

how do you not know

danny trejo

the fuck is wrong withy ou

[mint light]

danny trejo is a fucking goat

[whole thistle]

Sorry I only know Bartholomew Garcello

[prime comet]

he is

[mint light]

u know

he is the most killed actor

[prime comet]

he;s also got his own taco company

[mint light]

in every film

trejos tacos

[prime comet]

called trejos tacos

it's lit lmao

[bold kernel]

Rosas dad

[prime comet]

brooklyn 99 yeah

[whole thistle]

What's your opinion on Jasmine rice

[prime comet]

if that's how you found

danny trejo

you suck

[mint light]

danny trejo is in like

everything

[whole thistle]

Is that a payday reference

[prime comet]

this time no

[mint light]

i love payday

i also love left 4 dead

i cannot decide which one is better

[prime comet]

i first saw danny trejo in from dusk till dawn

if anyone knows it

[mint light]

DUSK TILL DAWN

IS SO GOOD

[whole thistle]

Did you know you can play l4d2 in vr

Kinda cray

[prime comet]

wait

have you seen planet terror??

that's a fucking amazing danny trejo film

[whole thistle]

I have watched like 3 movies in total

[spiral flicker]

Me who don't watch films

[mint light]

dusk till dawn is incredible

its a tarintino film so

[prime comet]

watch planet terror

president

[whole thistle]

Lego Batman, Alien, Batman
That is literally all

[prime comet]

it gives tarentino vibes

[whole thistle]

It's giving Tarantino

[mint light]

tarintino is "rapist 1"

bro what

[prime comet]

in dusk till dawn?

[mint light]

planet terror

[prime comet]

oh

wait is that a film of his??

[mint light]

id assume

[prime comet]

no it isnt

but he's in it

[mint light]

no

he acts

[prime comet]

he also directs

a lot of films

a lot a lot

[mint light]

django

s tier film

[prime comet]

so i thought maybe it was one of this

django is top tier

[mint light]

have u seen

legend

its on netflix

[prime comet]

i unsubbed from netflix

british netflix is hot garbage

[mint light]

tough

its a good film

tom hardy

and paul anderson

[mint light]

vpn isnt real

[prime comet]

effort

i use a chromecast for most of my shit

[mint light]

is that the little google thing

that makes ur tv a smart tv basically

[prime comet]

yeee

[mint light]

ive never seen anyone use that

everyone i know uses fire stick or roku

roku dominates

i own a lot of rokus

[misty ginkgo]

Wtf is a roku

[olive bough]

It’s like a fireTV but no one uses it

Lol

[opal vortex]

can i give someone items to help me with two quest?

[prime comet]

What quest?

[opal vortex]

mechanics first quest

both of em

Gunsmith Part 1 and Introduction

[prime comet]

Oh you wanna give ‘em

I’m Gucci b it thanks

[opal vortex]

ill give someone a modded mutant to help me

[olive bough]

No trading btw

[remote kettle]

Wiki. Especially gunsmith lol

[primal yacht]

!wiki gunsmith part 1

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Gunsmith_-_Part_1
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page gunsmith part 1 for a direct link or !wiki search gunsmith part 1 for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Gunsmith - Part 1

Gunsmith - Part 1 is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

[primal yacht]

Is the aug coming next wipe ?

[gaunt compass]

how can i unlock fence missions

[primal yacht]

U get super low scav rep not worth it

[gaunt compass]

but doesnt it give me the biggest safe container

[primal yacht]

No that’s kappa and fence gives u the task when have completed almost all tasks

Not related to other fence tasks

[cold fog]

So I'm looking up punisher part 4 and I have a dumb question. Am I allowed to wear armor under the scav vest, or do I have to be exclusively using the vest and balaclava

[olive bough]

You can wear armour yes

[cold fog]

Oh thank christ

I'm still not thrilled about trying to kill pmcs on shoreline but at least I won't be completely screwed

[olive bough]

Mosin is probably one of the best guns to do it with

Get some SNB and clap some PMCs

[prime comet]

anyone eu got some shoreline keys? could do with some because theyre all ridiculous abrters only

[olive bough]

Remember people cannot drop keys

(And no trading)

[prime comet]

it was more looking for someoen to open doors

[cold fog]

So basically just snipe? Sounds good to me lmao

[barren nebula]

Snipe

[woeful sequoia]

ayo boys first time on eft what should i do how do i start quests etc...?

[lusty glacier]

Watch guides
Remember it's late in wipe cycle and most people have decent gear but you can still succeed
Use wiki to learn how to do your quests

The pnetration ability of the ammo used is more important than the gun itself
Use scav runs to learn maps and not burn gear etc

[cold fog]

If you're worried about being able to find a certain location or item in game, run a few offline raids to familiarize yourself with where you're going. I've noticed certain sub-tasks can be "completed" in offline raids, though they will NOT count towards actually completing the task and you will have to do them again in a real raid

So if you do what you need to in an offline raid it'll pop the notification, letting you know you did it right. I don't think this is true of all subtasks, but at minimum finding certain locations it does, I've had it happen a few times.

[lusty glacier]

Yea offline works like a real raid but you dont progress your xp, you don't gain or lose any items

[woeful sequoia]

how do i start an offline raid?

[bold kernel]

why do people use visors on helmets?

[atomic trail]

Do in I need to find all entrances in one raid for bunker part 2?

[prime comet]

To protect the face

[prime comet]

Yes, and extract in one run

[atomic trail]

Sheeeeesh

[prime comet]

Tick the offline box before you enter raid

[bold kernel]

i've seen glorious e saying something about scavs for it as well

[prime comet]

I mean most scav ammo won’t pen a face shield

But level 3+ can be useful

finally doing the punisher quests

i cant stand this gun i swear

i might as well melee

[spiral flicker]

[kindred grotto]

the night runs had shit ton of em

XD

You could easily do it in 2 raids

[dusky geyser]

worst 7.62x39 ammo you can get as a scav can pen a face shield

which means that absolutely every AKM and SKS scav are dangerous

[lone hinge]

Idk where i heard i think from shitposting with my friends that Glukhar translates to "the deaf one" or "one hear" we are wrong ? If yea what his name means

[lone hinge]

Ah kevin what a dumb name

I wouldn't name my worts enemy (tagila) same as you