beginners-assistance

[olive bough]

What is going on here

[whole thistle]

My grandma regularly bought fucking 4 foot long chorizo rods but nobody sells those in the US so I can't get them anymore lmao

[whole thistle]

We're comparing meat

[misty ginkgo]

It’s called chorizopølse in Denmark 💀

[whole thistle]

That little o thing is hype asf

[misty ginkgo]

This?

[olive bough]

Uhh

[whole thistle]

yeS

[primal yacht]

Nah u danish wtf ur red wieners are so good

[violet furnace]

Chorizo is best tf you mean

[olive bough]

I’ll let you guys finish then uhh

[misty ginkgo]

Red wieners, wtf is that

[olive bough]

#beginners-assistance yes?

[whole thistle]

My grammy would have that shit on the table at all times

[misty ginkgo]

No timmies coming here to get help

[violet furnace]

Chorizo on pizza, tost, sandwich, solo

[primal yacht]

Pølse lol

[whole thistle]

Bro it's 3 am this chat is dry as hell

[olive bough]

What if I’m a timmy huh?

A red timmy

[violet furnace]

If any1 gets here to get help, we will help

[misty ginkgo]

Is red pølse not normal?

[olive bough]

Ig

[whole thistle]

Then I'll teach you all about yummy meat bruh!!

[violet furnace]

It's nearly 9 am man change Ur clock

[misty ginkgo]

It’s literally common here, we put it on bread aswell

[olive bough]

I’ll pass

[whole thistle]

Yeah my bad

[primal yacht]

No ofc not

[olive bough]

8:40 am gang

40*

[misty ginkgo]

You must be joking

[primal yacht]

This is not ok

[misty ginkgo]

It’s the best thing ever

[whole thistle]

NA gang I love not being in walking distance of anything

[violet furnace]

Look what I found 💀

[primal yacht]

Only on the ferry or whatever

[misty ginkgo]

Yes, we cook it and put it on rugbrød.

Usually with salt, peber and mayo

[whole thistle]

NAH BRUH

THAT IS VILE

[olive bough]

I can literally walk across my entire town and back in less than 20 min

And in the big city I can literally cross all of it in less than 1H

[violet furnace]

My village is bigz so like 2 hours?

[olive bough]

Bro you got a big ass village

[primal yacht]

Ik I just don’t like danes

[olive bough]

How many people are there

[misty ginkgo]

It looks like shit, but it’s the best thing ever ngl

[whole thistle]

My nearest shop is an hour away

[violet furnace]

1 683

[whole thistle]

Walking that is

[olive bough]

Bruh?

And it takes 2H to go from one side to the other?

[primal yacht]

This is much better

[violet furnace]

Fields with crops

[olive bough]

Ah

I see

[misty ginkgo]

Tf is that

[violet furnace]

Maybe 1.5h, I'm just a bit slow, but still

[primal yacht]

Tunnbröds rulle lol

[whole thistle]

eu cities are so much better no kizzity kap

[misty ginkgo]

Have you guys ever tried rye bread?

[violet furnace]

I forgot

[misty ginkgo]

Best thing ever 🤤

[violet furnace]

I meant 2 villages

But still, like 1.5 hours I a lot

[primal yacht]

Yes ofc it’s very good especially with weird ham

[whole thistle]

Idk I just have 90 pounds of sourdough

[olive bough]

So I know this is a very foreign concept to you guys

But like

[whole thistle]

No

I don't want to

[olive bough]

what if you move to #general-chat

[violet furnace]

I eat it everyday, it's so good

[olive bough]

[violet furnace]

To complicated

[primal yacht]

When u put that bread in the toaster and put butter on it it melts through the holes in it and u get stains

[violet furnace]

To much to move

[misty ginkgo]

You eat this?!?!!?

[whole thistle]

I will notify the advisory board immediately

[olive bough]

Thanks

[primal yacht]

Ofc lol

[misty ginkgo]

I thought my entire life that only scandinavians ate it

🤯🤯

[whole thistle]

I do not have that issue wtf is wrong with your bread

[viral lion]

How to get good in tarkov ?

[whole thistle]

Grind customs learn quests profit

[misty ginkgo]

I know that!!!

[violet furnace]

Well, yes but for toast use toas bread

[primal yacht]

Scandinavia is the best

[olive bough]

You can watch tutorials

Or go to #sherpa-info

[misty ginkgo]

Play the game, a lot.

[violet furnace]

It's good

[primal yacht]

I toast all bread

[violet furnace]

U from cest?

[olive bough]

Y’all aren’t helping for shit bruh

You lied to me

[misty ginkgo]

From Denmark

[whole thistle]

I just told him exactly what I did

[misty ginkgo]

What do you want me to say

[olive bough]

No you’re fine

But like

[violet furnace]

Yea, but for America this is normal, for Europe it's undone, so it's toast bread

[olive bough]

[misty ginkgo]

😚

[misty ginkgo]

All bread?

Eww

[violet furnace]

AND YOU DOTN EAT RYE BREAD? not even sometimes?

[primal yacht]

No I’m eu but ofc all bread gets toasted

[whole thistle]

@olive bough what is no account supporter lol

[violet furnace]

Yea, but for Americans it's like that

Idk why

[olive bough]

If you contact me regarding account support, I will terminate you

[misty ginkgo]

I eat rye bread everyday.

I just thought it was only scandinavian people that ate it 💀

[primal yacht]

Yea lol what’s wrong with it just make old bread taste good

[whole thistle]

I will now proceed to contact you regarding account support

[misty ginkgo]

OLD BREAD???

Wtf

You eat old bread?

[primal yacht]

U can buy it everywhere In Sweden lol

[olive bough]

[novel mirage]

smh breaking rule #6

[violet furnace]

Looks more like this in Poland

[whole thistle]

Actual 19th century villager

[misty ginkgo]

Wtf

[primal yacht]

When im hungry idgaf bred is bred

[novel mirage]

bred is bred

[novel mirage]

carbohydrates

[olive bough]

I’m telling people but they won’t listen

[misty ginkgo]

We put everything on rye bread

[novel mirage]

lock channel for like a sec

or smth

idk

[olive bough]

Idk if I can even lock channel

[violet furnace]

Nearest shop have stale bread for -75%, perfect for grill and toasting

[novel mirage]

bred

[primal yacht]

Potatoes wtf warecrime

[novel mirage]

wdym ur a mod

[whole thistle]

That's like the discord equivalent of threatening someone

[misty ginkgo]

Have you guys ever heard of “smørrebrød”?

[olive bough]

Does zep have a lock function?

[primal yacht]

Yea

[olive bough]

I do wanna try

But

[whole thistle]

??ban

[novel mirage]

I BROKE RULE 10 FORGIVE ME

[violet furnace]

There is also rule that says we can, just type rule 34 in google

[olive bough]

Ok Imma try to lock

!lock

[misty ginkgo]

Best thing ever!!!

Paying someone to put stuff on your rye bread

[olive bough]

It does not work

[misty ginkgo]

!!lock

Stupid bot

!warn

It ignores me

[novel mirage]

rule 34 got it is that discord tos

[whole thistle]

!ban @whole thistle 30d too swag I'm jealous

[olive bough]

Wait wtf is zep offline

[violet furnace]

Daym I missed my train station

[novel mirage]

anyways

[misty ginkgo]

Someone hacked it

Im sure

[whole thistle]

Time to violate rules

[olive bough]

No zep is fine

[novel mirage]

what is the best caliber to use in tarkov?

[olive bough]

Nvm

[misty ginkgo]

💀💀

[olive bough]

.308

[whole thistle]

Every 7.62

Including 25

[misty ginkgo]

7.62

[olive bough]

Ok fr tho now, move to another channel if you wanna talk about bread

[novel mirage]

NOOOO

[violet furnace]

[whole thistle]

Make a bread chat fr

[novel mirage]

why did u bring it back again

[misty ginkgo]

Sorry daddy 🤪

[primal yacht]

I agree especially roast beef or whatever

[novel mirage]

we just changed the subject

[olive bough]

You know I would make a thread if it wasn’t disabled

[violet furnace]

Yes, make bred channel

[novel mirage]

brooo

[olive bough]

And no, I’m not making bread channel

[novel mirage]

ask nikita

[whole thistle]

I will become bsg crew just to enable threads and make a bread channel

[primal yacht]

Why not lol

[whole thistle]

Watch me

[misty ginkgo]

Are you able to make a bred chat?

[olive bough]

But #general-chat is great for all your bread fantasies

[violet furnace]

Lest go to #eft-chat , seems like a good idea

[olive bough]

Because I don’t wanna get bonked by GTB

[primal yacht]

Aha ok

[misty ginkgo]

On my way!

[olive bough]

Unfortunately no

[novel mirage]

guys

FREE NITRO ON EFT CHAT

[whole thistle]

Damn

Gtb isn't real

[violet furnace]

Liar

[olive bough]

[olive bough]

Pretty sure they’re real

I’ve talked to them

Actually, they messaged me first

[misty ginkgo]

NPC

[whole thistle]

Actual bot account

[misty ginkgo]

This is all a simulation

[olive bough]

Breh

[white pulsar]

i buy this one to play right?

[whole thistle]

Did you happen to be on any psychedelic drugs at the time that this supposed "gtb" figure contacted you

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[white pulsar]

okay thank you

[primal yacht]

Should I get eod or is it not worth it

[violet furnace]

Well

[misty ginkgo]

Do you like the game?

[primal yacht]

Yea

[prime comet]

So how I see it

[violet furnace]

Eod has more now, and every dlc will be free with eod, so now, idk, but in future, eod will be nice

[primal yacht]

What do I get from it

[prime comet]

If I get an hour out of every £ I spend

It’s worth it

[whole thistle]

I waited until I had 1000 hours to make sure it was worth lmao

[whole thistle]

Stash level 4, +0.2 starting trader rep, and gamma container

[misty ginkgo]

3x3 Secret container, .20 rep at all traders, biggest Stash, not having to pay for DLCs

[prime comet]

So if you spent £100 on EOD, then in 100 hours it’s worth it imo

[misty ginkgo]

£

[whole thistle]

Oh yeah you'll get arena for free if you have eod

[primal yacht]

I think imma buy it I need every advantage I can get lol

[misty ginkgo]

Every DLC for free

[primal yacht]

Wow that’s good

[whole thistle]

Beta male

[primal yacht]

Ik lol

[prime comet]

Bri’ish innit

[whole thistle]

Every hour of my gameplay so far cost me 8 cents 😳

[olive bough]

Basically my bio

[primal yacht]

Ana m1 armored rig,strandhogg mmac which is best?

[olive bough]

Good value

[prime comet]

Idk what mine is yet

[whole thistle]

M1 I think

[prime comet]

What’s the EOD price in £

[primal yacht]

Mhm okay

[olive bough]

I have 450 hours and spent 40€ so uhh

[whole thistle]

I just did $90 divided by 1100 hours cause that's what I payed and how much I've played

[prime comet]

I have eod but I paid £25 for the game on release

So it came out to like £125 in total

[whole thistle]

I bought the game and the upgrade on sale

[prime comet]

£0.15 an hour

[primal yacht]

How much does it cost to upgrade lol

[olive bough]

I paid 1€/6h

[whole thistle]

$90 off sale $70 on sale

[prime comet]

£100 including tax for me

[olive bough]

0.16€/H

[prime comet]

Their conversions are fucked

[primal yacht]

When it sale

[prime comet]

Random times

[whole thistle]

Russian holidays and wipes

[prime comet]

They had one in February

[olive bough]

Can’t remember what it was for

[primal yacht]

K ig i will wait

[prime comet]

That’s when I started playing because I was off work for 3 months and had money to burn so EOD it was

[olive bough]

I remember there being one on Victory Day

[whole thistle]

I just got it for Christmas lol

Actual baby moment

[prime comet]

My other half offered to get me it

To keep me entertained while I was off work

But I refused and got it myself

[whole thistle]

I've been standing in my kitchen thinking about stealing sun chips for like 20 minutes and I didn't even realize we have no clean bowls

[olive bough]

Asserting dominance I see

[whole thistle]

Going to shit my pants

[olive bough]

Just eat them out of the bag

Smh

[prime comet]

I didn’t want her spending that money on a game that she won’t play

[whole thistle]

No

[prime comet]

I did let her buy us the new Lego Star Wars

However

[olive bough]

Best possible buy tbh

Likr

Money well spent

[prime comet]

honestly an amazing game

[primal yacht]

Put it in ur pockets and use it for a bowl

[prime comet]

ok time for woods

for these last scav headshots

[whole thistle]

When I was like 12 I unironically put croutons in my pockets once

[olive bough]

Good luck out there

[prime comet]

@sharp tiger hit me up whenever you're on for that lighthouse task

i'm on for a bit now

[primal yacht]

Same lol but with bread

[olive bough]

I sincerely hope they don’t wipe this week, cause I’m on vacation and I wanna still try one last time

[whole thistle]

💀

[prime comet]

i've only just hit max traders

[whole thistle]

I want them to wipe as soon as possible

[prime comet]

i wanna enjoy it for a little

[primal yacht]

Oily bread even

[whole thistle]

I've been playing the cycle bro
That's so fucking sad

[olive bough]

They can wipe if I’m home

[whole thistle]

Nevermind that's sigma as fuck

[olive bough]

I wanna play and I need my PC to moderate

[whole thistle]

Bro there is no way that's a top priority 😭😭

[misty ginkgo]

Average discord mod

[primal yacht]

Ik right staining the inside of the pants and licking the fingers after

[olive bough]

Not a priority, I’m chillin here, but I would love to see chat explode LOL

And from mobile it’s kinda whack tbh

[misty ginkgo]

I mean, you stopped us from breaking the rules.

[prime comet]

I used to mod all day from my old job on mobile

[misty ginkgo]

And i can't send pictures of bred in #general-chat

[prime comet]

Got hella used to it

[olive bough]

Yes but you didn’t need to file evidence and all that stuff

Trust me

[whole thistle]

Fake

[olive bough]

It’s a pain in the ass

[misty ginkgo]

file evidence?!?!?!?!?

GAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whole thistle]

This discord shit has gone too far bro

[misty ginkgo]

I hope you get paid for being a discord mod here

[olive bough]

sigh We need to do it if people appeal

[misty ginkgo]

Audit Logs?

[olive bough]

So head mods can review the evidence and deem if the action was correct

[whole thistle]

I appealed my blacklist from images once and didn't even get a response 😎

[olive bough]

Sort of

[misty ginkgo]

Head mods!??!

💀

[olive bough]

Bro

Who do you think appoints mods

Lmao

[misty ginkgo]

The owner

Someone

[olive bough]

GTB and Silver

[mint light]

i do

[whole thistle]

I am literally Nikita

[olive bough]

This is a server of a game with an entire company behind 💀

[misty ginkgo]

Is nikita even in this discord?

[olive bough]

No

[whole thistle]

No

Lmao

[misty ginkgo]

Someone owns the discord, right?

[whole thistle]

Wait yes he is I am Nikita

[primal yacht]

Only dc mods that are cringe are the ones who take it wayyy to seriously

[prime comet]

where can i even run this?

[olive bough]

Well someone created it and then all the perms are spread equally between bsg crew

[misty ginkgo]

On your head

[whole thistle]

I've seen a few in here

[prime comet]

amazing

[whole thistle]

Factor

[olive bough]

Reminder that head mods are actually BSG employees afaik

[misty ginkgo]

So noone is “the owner”?

No one owns this Discord and can delete it?

[olive bough]

I mean ofc there’s an owner

[mint light]

sell it

[misty ginkgo]

Who

[olive bough]

But they don’t actually use it for anything

[olive bough]

Why would I know

[prime comet]

but i wanna use it

[whole thistle]

They need to transfer ownership to me immediately

[misty ginkgo]

You’re a Discord mod

[prime comet]

i'll run it with this into labs

[mint light]

geller do u know labs?

[olive bough]

Well I’ve joined the server 6 months ago bruh

[prime comet]

a bit

[misty ginkgo]

[mint light]

i have to ask

[prime comet]

not amazingly but not terribly

[mint light]

i have to make sure geller will be ok

[misty ginkgo]

Wait, i've been in here longer than you!??!?!?

[mint light]

cant have him going bottoms up

[prime comet]

i'll just take my UMP and be fine

[olive bough]

Probably

[mint light]

no u wont

but ok

[prime comet]

plus who cares about some pixels

[whole thistle]

How did you become mod what

[mint light]

friends with benefits

[misty ginkgo]

Do you know labs?

[olive bough]

Because I’m active and helpful, and I applied? Lol

What do you think

[misty ginkgo]

YOU CAN APPLY!?!?!?

[mint light]

what is labs

[misty ginkgo]

Nah

[olive bough]

BRUH

[misty ginkgo]

This shit is new to me

[olive bough]

How else did you think

One becomes mod

They just wake up and be like “guess I’m red”

[mint light]

i never saw u talk in here until u became mod

[olive bough]

Bruh?

[whole thistle]

I wonder if my 11 warnings and several near bans would disqualify me

[mint light]

me too

[misty ginkgo]

They see "that guy is kinda active" - and then DM you asking if you wanna be a mod.

[prime comet]

the scav farming drip

[misty ginkgo]

Rat

[mint light]

geller gotta retire

geller is ratting

[prime comet]

woods gamer

it's woods

[olive bough]

I have as many messages as you @mint light

[prime comet]

i'm not blacking out

[mint light]

dont go to woods

[prime comet]

on woods

i need to

[mint light]

ok

[olive bough]

Bruh. That’s kinda the process for OP tho

Without asking tho

[mint light]

cool beans

[whole thistle]

But but as many as me
That is nothing to brag about

[misty ginkgo]

How do you guys have 20k messages

[prime comet]

i'm either here

or my own server

[olive bough]

I have a lot of free time

Actually that’s not true lol

[misty ginkgo]

I see

[mint light]

not wanting to play tarkov so i talk in dick cord

[misty ginkgo]

53K MESSAGES!?!??!?!?

WTF

[olive bough]

I pass the time in school chatting here

[misty ginkgo]

Nah

Have you guys ever talked to girls?

[olive bough]

Yes

💀

[misty ginkgo]

In real life too?

[whole thistle]

I did that in the classes that I didn't know anyone in lol

[prime comet]

i'm literally engaged

[olive bough]

You don’t really need to mock me you know

[prime comet]

[olive bough]

Ikr like

[mint light]

where is grandma geller

[prime comet]

at work

[mint light]

does she tark

[prime comet]

she doesnt play these sorts of games

the only fps she plays is the borderlands series

[mint light]

only tetris

[prime comet]

oh and sea of thieves

actually

[olive bough]

I’m changing school anyways, so I paid attention to only the things I strictly needed

[mint light]

game is lowkey cracked

[prime comet]

not even lowkey imo

[olive bough]

SOT kinda good game but it takes so much space

[primal yacht]

Fax being a pirate is cool

[olive bough]

Like I really need to upgrade SSD

[prime comet]

its had so many good updatest

the lastyear

[olive bough]

256 is not enough

[misty ginkgo]

Isn't it only 70 gb?

[mint light]

i saw the megalodon and i literally cried fr

[olive bough]

only

[prime comet]

we're getting there

[whole thistle]

I had a class that we weren't allowed to talk in but we were allowed to use phones so that's where a lot of my messages came from lol

[misty ginkgo]

I only talk to pirate legends

[mint light]

i have never had more fear in my life

[whole thistle]

Revive megalodons fr

[mint light]

what

[prime comet]

megs are easy honestly

krakens are also easy af

[mint light]

ok mr pirate

[whole thistle]

I mean irl

[mint light]

true

[whole thistle]

Not sea if these

[misty ginkgo]

^^

[olive bough]

Lmao what

[prime comet]

ok deploying

ciao

[misty ginkgo]

wtf

[whole thistle]

The teacher was weird asf

[misty ginkgo]

American schools be like

[whole thistle]

He streams on twitch

And like kisses the camera

[misty ginkgo]

Send his stream

I dare you

[whole thistle]

No fuck no

[mint light]

my teacher literally plays tarkov

he is the biggest crab of all time

[misty ginkgo]

I've played a 5 man squad with my math teacher in CS:GO.

He's way better than me and my friends 💀

[whole thistle]

This guy literally had discord on his task bar and we could see ping notifs when he was presenting stuff

[olive bough]

Bruh in my school most of my teachers are old asf

[mint light]

he better than u?

[olive bough]

Except a few which are actually pretty nice

[mint light]

he is pro player?

[misty ginkgo]

Yeah

[olive bough]

But they don’t really play games

[misty ginkgo]

He has like 7k hours

[mint light]

wtf

global elite

[misty ginkgo]

FaceIT lvl 10

He's a sweat ngl

[mint light]

holy shit bruh

[olive bough]

Just imagine, teaching during morning, CS during evening.
Mf be living the best life

[mint light]

i like counter strike

until i feel like my bullet dont work

[misty ginkgo]

Tarkov > CS:GO

[mint light]

worst take ever

[misty ginkgo]

Tarkov isn't csgo

[whole thistle]

That teacher I was talking about is part of like a top 5 NA pro team in Pokemon unite

[misty ginkgo]

CS:GO doesn't have as much desync

[olive bough]

Worst take, not because it’s wrong, but because they don’t compare

[misty ginkgo]

WTF IS Pokemon Unite

[mint light]

ur right

its hvh lobby

everytime

[whole thistle]

P2w league of legends

[olive bough]

[misty ginkgo]

Only NA, EU is fine tbh

[mint light]

face it so nice

healthy for the game

[misty ginkgo]

Did everyone see that riot stuff comes to xbox gamepass? You unlock all characters in valorant and lol if you have it 💀

[whole thistle]

I hate mobas so much they make me want to shit

[misty ginkgo]

Shit is pay 2 win now

[mint light]

i think game would be dead with no facit

[olive bough]

It’s actually been a while since I found a cheater in ranked on cs

[whole thistle]

Damn I just unlocked them all by playing the game 😐

[olive bough]

Bruh

[mint light]

i got cheated on insanely hard by "sal from impractical jokers"

[whole thistle]

You could buy agents in the first place and it's a horrible deal

[mint light]

and everytime i said something in chat he would say "im sal"

and your tonights biggest loser

[misty ginkgo]

I cheat in minecraft 💀

[whole thistle]

Carries

[misty ginkgo]

A minecraft admin who screen checked me said i had a shitty cheat

[mint light]

no more tarkov cheaters

can only drop 20k roubles

[brittle canyon]

why the purge

[whole thistle]

Why so many deletes I wasn't reading

[olive bough]

Ok

Moving on

[misty ginkgo]

Please don't delete

[brittle canyon]

lmao

[mint light]

no talking about how bad the problem is in this game

[misty ginkgo]

nah, honestly.

Not bad

[mint light]

play NA

[brittle canyon]

taboo talk jannie'd

[misty ginkgo]

I haven't met cheaters in a while

[whole thistle]

Literally 1489

[misty ginkgo]

Not my fault that NA people are losers

Im pretty sure that 90% of the people is because of them sucking hard, and just don't realise it.

[mint light]

europe have smilew?

no

[olive bough]

When it’s so hard to tell apart cheaters ofc there’s gonna be a lot of people think others are cheating

[misty ginkgo]

🤦

[olive bough]

So yeah, we just need an after-raid replay system

Lol

[mint light]

i cant wait for it to be extremely laggy so it makes it appear that the person is cheating

[brittle canyon]

I can't wait to wait

[misty ginkgo]

Ain't gonna help on the cheaters.

If BSG ain't removing them anyways.
I honestly report everyone, just to make sure.

[brittle canyon]

gonna take another year and a half

[olive bough]

Then wait already!

[olive bough]

There’s only so much BSG can do

[whole thistle]

One of my friends one time who's never played the game was once telling me about how literally everyone on tarkov cheats

[brittle canyon]

lmao have fun getting spamfiltered

[mint light]

bsg announcing something (it will come out in 5 years)

[whole thistle]

Strange little man

[olive bough]

For starters, developing their own AC

[whole thistle]

Do you know when the streets teasers started

[brittle canyon]

oh god not again

[misty ginkgo]

True, i couldn't imagine how many cheater reports they get everyday.

[misty ginkgo]

He didn't play then

[brittle canyon]

probably barely manageable after they filter out all the spam reporters

[prime comet]

ok i dead

[olive bough]

But I do realise it’s not an easy thing

[prime comet]

shturman guard was invisible in the trees

[whole thistle]

Neither did I but I've looked back through the tarkov history

And holy shit

[prime comet]

saw him, hid, right hand peaked and he was gone

[whole thistle]

It's so sad

[brittle canyon]

you weren't around back when they did?

[olive bough]

Furthermore, if we’re gonna be honest, Battleye is better than what BSG could develop in a year or so

[brittle canyon]

or

[misty ginkgo]

I've heard people talk about a cheater needs 5-6 reports before it getting send to bsg.
Idk if it's true

[olive bough]

I wasn’t, no. I can only imagine though, I heard stories of it

[brittle canyon]

and the system will blacklist people who report everyone

[misty ginkgo]

I found this timbo at the extract 💀

Wasn't me killing him btw

[brittle canyon]

BE is miles better than whatever bsg could come up with

[olive bough]

Tf are those postfx

[misty ginkgo]

It's incredibly funny tho

[misty ginkgo]

chad postfx

[primal yacht]

What’s a good gpu for eft

[olive bough]

It’s sad to read that knowing that Battleye is so easy to bypass

[whole thistle]

Colorblind settings are actually gross

[misty ginkgo]

3090 Ti

[misty ginkgo]

You must be joking

[brittle canyon]

mf have toz stock made of crimson wood from minecraft

[olive bough]

Ikr

[olive bough]

[misty ginkgo]

They're op

[brittle canyon]

what isn't

[misty ginkgo]

Scav

[whole thistle]

Yeah dude I love that landmark on customs, big orange

maybe even big pink

[olive bough]

Yeah that’s my poiny

[primal yacht]

Okay how much is one

[olive bough]

Every time I talk about people hacking, the Nvidia miner limiters always come to mind lol

[misty ginkgo]

I think that's the biggest problem, so easy to bypass.
If they fix that somehow, by banning on more than 1 thing - it would be harder.

[misty ginkgo]

nvidia miner limiters?

[whole thistle]

$6

[primal yacht]

Ohh ok that’s not that bad ig

[olive bough]

“Unhackable drivers” took what, 1 year?

[misty ginkgo]

Ohhh, yeah. I've heard that, a cheat injecting using some nvidia shit 💀

So stupid

[primal yacht]

Seriously tho I need one I’m running on 5600g integrated graphics 💀

[olive bough]

1 year is impressive time but like, c’mon nvidia

Not what I’m talking about

Nvidia put mining limiters on some GPUs to reduce profit from cryptomining. Miners took about a year to crack this “unhackable driver”

Oh god my connection here is ass

[primal yacht]

What’s a good gpu for tarkov that doesn’t cost a organ

[misty ginkgo]

30 series

3050

[primal yacht]

Ok ty 😚

[bold kernel]

“What’s a good cheap gpu”
“the most expensive ones”

[misty ginkgo]

3050 is the best for the budget...

Correct me if im wrong, just puting my take on it.

[bold kernel]

30 series isnt budget

[brittle canyon]

tarkov isn't budget

[misty ginkgo]

Give him a better gpu instead of complaining then?

A GPU that can run tarkov*

[bold kernel]

I run tarkov at 70frames near max settings on a 1070

30 series overkill

[misty ginkgo]

It's pretty nice being prepared for the future, isn't it?

[primal yacht]

I think imma get a 3060

[misty ginkgo]

Buying a 1070 now is stupid, gonna last you 1-2 years at max.

[bold kernel]

They asked for budget lmao

[bold kernel]

I bought it 5 years ago

they last very long

Unless you mean performance wise for games

[misty ginkgo]

^^

[bold kernel]

I haven’t found a game yet I can’t run at 60ish FPS

[misty ginkgo]

That's cool

What about in a few years?

With streets?

Gonna go for 60+ fps on high end (30 series).

[primal yacht]

I didn’t a 3090ti is just stupid too buy tho and 6x more expensive than like a 3060 but ye saving money is good

[misty ginkgo]

3090ti was just a joke 💀

Run a 3050, 3060 if you have the money.

[bold kernel]

I’ll be able to run it im sure

[spiral flicker]

It's not even for gaming right?

[bold kernel]

I can run squad and it’s maps are massive

[misty ginkgo]

Nope, for editing big stuff.

[primal yacht]

Ik just wait for a 4080 for same performance for half tha money

[bold kernel]

most ppl just bottleneck their older 10 series cards and say they’re bad

[misty ginkgo]

Nah, not working like that sadly.

[spiral flicker]

[misty ginkgo]

You're gonna have to pre-order it, and wait a few months before you can get it.

[spiral flicker]

4080 will be like 50k atleast

[misty ginkgo]

Also, it's gonna be expensive as hell.

[spiral flicker]

Mb my currency

[bold kernel]

They keep making new cards the same as the last ones 🥲

performance wise

[primal yacht]

Nah idk I think they gonna try and get low prices tho

[misty ginkgo]

[misty ginkgo]

They're gonna try.

[spiral flicker]

$2500

[primal yacht]

Yea ig so

[misty ginkgo]

But people are gonna buy that shit like crazy for bitcoin mining

So the price is gonna increase very quickly.

[spiral flicker]

[misty ginkgo]

Just like the 30 series

[primal yacht]

Nah for bitcoin mining is value the most important

[spiral flicker]

Me just waiting for 30xx gpus to get a little bit less expensive

Lmao

I have to upgrade a lot of things with that tho

[misty ginkgo]

The 40 series is probably gonna be cheap for the performance...

[primal yacht]

U can get them for market price ig

[misty ginkgo]

Just like 30 series

[misty ginkgo]

Sold out

You did hear about covid being a thing, right?

[primal yacht]

True but the 4080 will probably not be the best value out of them

[primal yacht]

Not anymore

[spiral flicker]

Well

[misty ginkgo]

...

[spiral flicker]

Now I am looking on good 3070 ti and its $1000

In my country

[primal yacht]

I have found them consistently on like amason and evga

[misty ginkgo]

Just because the world is opened again, doesn't mean they have the items they need to make the gpus yet.

[misty ginkgo]

For the MSRP price?

[primal yacht]

I haven’t heard of covid for a few months lol

[primal yacht]

Yea lol

[spiral flicker]

Evga

[misty ginkgo]

Send a link

[primal yacht]

It’s not that bad

[primal yacht]

K

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1pUkhX4PKg&feature=share

[misty ginkgo]

Wtf is that 💀

[primal yacht]

Restock alerts

Good shii

[misty ginkgo]

Idk what that stuff is

But i wouldn't trust it

There's a difference between MSRP, and the price that retailers actually set btw

[primal yacht]

I do it just tells when it’s in stock it’s reliable

[misty ginkgo]

Doesn't show the price

[primal yacht]

Ik but I have found at msrp often

[misty ginkgo]

I haven't, for a very long.

[primal yacht]

Ik check their own sites

[primal yacht]

Unlucky

[misty ginkgo]

MSRP is 399...

[primal yacht]

New egg is shit

Use evga

[misty ginkgo]

What site do you want me to use then? 💀

[primal yacht]

I have found often

[misty ginkgo]

EVGA gpus suck hard

[primal yacht]

U might have to get premium stuff tho

[primal yacht]

Nah they alright

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[primal yacht]

Not the best but im not paying for a premium gpu at the price of a higher model

[spiral flicker]

I haven't heard anyone who said evga is alright

[primal yacht]

Weird

[misty ginkgo]

There's a reason for that

[spiral flicker]

What's the reason

[misty ginkgo]

It's sucking hard

[spiral flicker]

[spiral flicker]

Why

[misty ginkgo]

The build quality is just...

Easily overheating and shit 💀

[spiral flicker]

Rip

[misty ginkgo]

They simply don't know how to make a good gpu, better.

[spiral flicker]

[steady wedge]

Wtf

[spiral flicker]

What

[primal yacht]

Overheating is not a real issue for most cards

[misty ginkgo]

Go buy an EVGA then

[spiral flicker]

Imagine

[misty ginkgo]

And get 80% performance 💀

[primal yacht]

Okay better than buying new peg for 2x the price

[misty ginkgo]

There's a reason that EVGA is cheap

Fyi

And that noone is gonna buy it at that price

[primal yacht]

Ik but it’s not that big deal for me

[charred axle]

what did i just get

[misty ginkgo]

A key

For shoreline

Resort

[charred axle]

any value?

[misty ginkgo]

~50k

[charred axle]

damn

didnt have it examined i thought i made bank

[misty ginkgo]

50k isn't bad

[charred axle]

and i just got tapped by reshala when i was alt tabbed

[primal yacht]

Should I get marked key for dorms or bad value?

[charred axle]

end of wipe it is not much

[misty ginkgo]

If you can, yeah.

If you have the money*

[primal yacht]

What can spawn there

[misty ginkgo]

Everything

[primal yacht]

Cool

[misty ginkgo]

It's a gamble tho

[primal yacht]

How much is one

[misty ginkgo]

None for sale for roubles rn

[primal yacht]

I like gambling

[primal yacht]

What barters then

[smoky moth]

green keycard, good luck finding one

[primal yacht]

Ohhh okay

[primal yacht]

Isn’t green unlimited uses

[misty ginkgo]

Yup

[primal yacht]

Ohhh that’s why so expensive ig

[misty ginkgo]

Nope

[primal yacht]

What spawns there

[misty ginkgo]

Only because it's rare

[primal yacht]

Aha okay

[misty ginkgo]

Stims, Intel folder, Black keycard, gold spawns.

[primal yacht]

Aha so cool stuff

[misty ginkgo]

Haven't made mine back yet - and got mine a few weeks into wipe.

[misty ginkgo]

*it can spawn it. Doesn't mean it spawns it

[primal yacht]

Ye ig so imma try and get one tho

[misty ginkgo]

A green?

[primal yacht]

Yea

[misty ginkgo]

How are you gonna get lab cards?

[primal yacht]

“Try”

[misty ginkgo]

Why tf would you get a green? 💀

[primal yacht]

Idk

[misty ginkgo]

You can't even get lab cards

[white pulsar]

BEAR OR USEC?

[primal yacht]

Then it would be easier to find a marked ig

[misty ginkgo]

USEC

[misty ginkgo]

Yup, still rare af to find a marked key.

[primal yacht]

Ok I just want to have one to make me go to dorms

[misty ginkgo]

Just run dorms?

[mint light]

wish fees didnt suck ass so u could buy shit with roubles

[cold fog]

were labs keycards made more rare recently or something? I stg there were a few weeks there I couldn't stop finding them. now I never see them

[misty ginkgo]

You don't have to have keys to go there? 💀

[misty ginkgo]

Player scavs usually spawn with them

Haven't seen bosses with them for a long time

[cold fog]

I was finding them constantly on shoreline, especially in cabinets. now I haven't spawned with one or been able to get a fir one in ages

I actually wanna try running labs but I can't get ahold of a damn card

[misty ginkgo]

Mechanic ll3

[primal yacht]

I have a few

[smoky moth]

access?

i'd spare you some if i could drop them

[novel mirage]

does anyone need help?

[white pulsar]

im in my first game and i keep crouch walking lol\

[mint light]

fear

[icy fable]

[cold fog]

I know but I literally couldn't by poxerams earlier today, they were sold out

[cold fog]

luckyyyyy

[cold fog]

thanks bro, I appreciate it

[white pulsar]

got my first kill lmao

fear, yes 😂

[mint light]

scav?

[white pulsar]

im not sure lol

[mint light]

dogtag on his corpse?

[white pulsar]

didnt see one

but i dont know how to find evac now lol

[primal yacht]

Which map

[white pulsar]

shoreline

[icy fable]

send screenshot, we'll guide you

and double press "O" when doing so, so we see the exits you've got

[misty ginkgo]

5 minutes?

double press O

[icy fable]

double press O

[misty ginkgo]

And check your extracts

[icy fable]

but you're next to the power station on shoreline

[mint light]

oh no

[misty ginkgo]

I don't know shoreline scav extracts

But i think you're fucked

[mint light]

u killed a scav as a scav

[misty ginkgo]

It's labs time

[icy fable]

that's the current situation

[misty ginkgo]

You're fucked

[icy fable]

but you'll meet some "friends" once you get to the end

[white pulsar]

i got out lol

[barren nebula]

Ok

[mint light]

did u kill scavs

[primal yacht]

Nice bro

[icy fable]

[white pulsar]

yeah i think so

says 1

[primal yacht]

Yeah don’t do that as a scav

[white pulsar]

okay will do

[icy fable]

Stop Scav on Scav Violence

[mint light]

scavs are friendly to you

[primal yacht]

Yes sir

[barren nebula]

Doggo

[primal yacht]

If u do ur fence rep will plummet and u will get even worse scav gear just so u know

[misty ginkgo]

Found a cheater on labs 😦

[primal yacht]

Nice doglet

[white pulsar]

okay thanks for the tips, i appreciate it

[primal yacht]

Np

[primal yacht]

Have u watched Atleast one beginner guide?

[barren nebula]

This is what it sounds like walking on metal

[icy fable]

when that one wrench slides of the side of a workbench and all hell breaks loose

[shrewd cairn]

Where is the water thingy in dorms?

[icy fable]

it's in a room, all you need to do is stare at some buckets

[white pulsar]

i have not

[shrewd cairn]

3 story or 2 story

[icy fable]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Operation_Aquarius_-_Part_1

[shrewd cairn]

Thx

[primal yacht]

Watch pestilys it will help u understand the game faster

[icy fable]

room 206 (you'll need key) in two-story

[white pulsar]

okay will do, thank you

[primal yacht]

Np and try and learn dorms extracts and the map in general bc u have a lot of early game tasks there and it’s also good for learning pve and pvp

[white pulsar]

i can also do offline mode as well right?

[prime comet]

black mdr drip

[primal yacht]

3m exp wth

[prime comet]

i play a lot

i just lurk in here to help people if i can

[primal yacht]

Aha ok

[prime comet]

survival rate be like

[icy fable]

almost 666 kia

[prime comet]

i'm literally the squads meat shield

[primal yacht]

I have 2 pmc kills 💀

[icy fable]

go factory with a shotgun and run that until you are death itself

[icy fable]

you can make a kit with 100-150k, weapon, rig and ammo

[prime comet]

286

not too bad

[icy fable]

413 meters

[prime comet]

dvl on woods

that was one of my shooter born kills

[sour girder]

[primal yacht]

Show me example

[prime comet]

and i just got max endurance

it goes kinda hard

[sour girder]

wait till you get max strength its even harder

its crazy

[prime comet]

i can use mad armour when that happens

go into raid at 10kg with a zabralo on

[sour girder]

more like 15 but yeah

rig and ammo heavy

[icy fable]

mp153 (30k) + uley (50k) + choice of helmet or shattered mask

[prime comet]

that's true

[primal yacht]

Okay ty

[icy fable]

and mod shotgun, it's cheap, another 20-30k

[primal yacht]

What ammo

[icy fable]

load ammo of choice to appease your enemies

[sour girder]

if you are more ranged sks is dangerous

[prime comet]

9.4kg with a blackrock, 3 mags and a switchblade

[icy fable]

buckshot or flechette

[sour girder]

you can get a sks with like 70 ergo and 70 recoil for like 100k

[primal yacht]

Okay Ty

[prime comet]

bro i got one tapped yesterday by a scav on interchange

m61 scav aimbotted me

[icy fable]

flechette deletes armor, buchshot wrecks limbs and causes general pain

[prime comet]

it was sad

[primal yacht]

Is rip any good?

[icy fable]

only if shooting exclusively at your targets legs

[sour girder]

rip is a slug btw

@primal yacht

[primal yacht]

Ye I don’t have that kinda aim and people headglitch so ig no

[primal yacht]

Ik

It makes u bleed

[white pulsar]

whats the easiest sight to go t?

location

[primal yacht]

Factory is ez to learn

[shrewd cairn]

How to get into room 206 for quest water

[brittle canyon]

acquire 206 key

use key on door

[shrewd cairn]

Where get key

[brittle canyon]

thera

[humble cave]

!wiki operation Aquarius 1

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Operation_Aquarius_-_Part_1
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page operation Aquarius 1 for a direct link or !wiki search operation Aquarius 1 for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Operation Aquarius - Part 1

Operation Aquarius - Part 1 is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

[white pulsar]

i got killed by big peen lol

[fervent ermine]

Factory is the worst place to go as a beginner

Unless learning pvp

[primal yacht]

Not the worst

[fervent ermine]

Other than that it’s all dogshit

What is the worst then

[primal yacht]

Labs

[fervent ermine]

You can’t even go there as a beginner

[primal yacht]

Ik that’s why it’s so bad

[fervent ermine]

Honestly labs is better than factory

For beginners

You can learn pvp, learn how to kill raiders, and loot

If you even have a card

[prime comet]

9 more scav kills on woods

[primal yacht]

Idk I used it when I started and I lt went pretty well but everyone’s different

[prime comet]

then i can ignore this maps existence

forever

[primal yacht]

I hate so much just running constantly so boring

[fervent ermine]

Woods is only good for shturman

And moonshine

[primal yacht]

Some people use it for loot

[prime comet]

i;ve got 4 moonshine ni the last 3 raids

[white pulsar]

so try labs now?

[primal yacht]

Wow

[prime comet]

and a bunch of sugar/alyonka

so my scav cases are free basically

[primal yacht]

Still I would go reserve instead just bc woods is boring

[prime comet]

i'm only here for a task

[primal yacht]

Same

[prime comet]

whew

8 mroe

[bold kernel]

Woods pvp is so much fun

most people hate it

but it’s fun if you know how to play it well

[primal yacht]

Ig so but I’m just bored when I’m there idc about loot that much

[bold kernel]

Never said anything about loot

Loot runs on woods are mind numbing

I agree

Hella boring

[misty ginkgo]

Yeah, lemme just sit on a rock the entire raid.

Funny

🤣

[bold kernel]

that’s sniping

On literally any map

[misty ginkgo]

aka woods

[bold kernel]

if u wanna snipe then sure

[misty ginkgo]

Teach me how to be a chad on woods then

[bold kernel]

lumber

hang around military and lumber

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[bold kernel]

Run between the two and if you know the angles push sniper shots

[misty ginkgo]

People are literally just waiting for you, so that they can snipe you.

[bold kernel]

yea

[misty ginkgo]

Funny pvp

[bold kernel]

don’t be an idiot and get killed

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[bold kernel]

lol just run from cover to cover

Ofc some random kid can be sniping in a bush but if you stick to cover that lets the main angles not see you you’ll find great success

It’s not a solo thing

That sounds aids lol solo woods

If you fight with coordinated groups it’s hella fun

[brave trellis]

you can put a suppressor on an Mk47 right?

[smoky moth]

yes, find the correct muzzle brake for that

[brave trellis]

aight ty

[tepid osprey]

Looking for help to do some startup quests. Just got back to Escape From Tarkov and now I want to do some quest for EXP and trader level ups to get flea and have fun making some loadouts

[sweet bone]

what region?

[olive bough]

#pvp-lfg

[cold fog]

god damnit. I managed to get an injector I needed for samples. and then forgot it was in my injector case. and now its not fir

why do I do this to myself

[primal yacht]

Happend to me aswell my morphine was in injectors lol idk why I forget and since it was in pouch I couldn’t give it to skier

[wispy stratus]

hi guys. I have been out of the loop. I heard ther is a wipe soon. What is that ? i am ummm, someone called me a boobie or nooby or something . What is a nooby? pls help

[prime comet]

i did this twice with obdolbos

was painful

[primal yacht]

Wipe means that everyone gets reset and the game updates and I’m also a boobie

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[wispy stratus]

heelo boobie

[misty ginkgo]

I don’t hope anyone called you a booby 💀

[primal yacht]

Obdolbos is the best stim

[wispy stratus]

this game is beyond hard to play, its almost like real, and a russina girl named Nikita made this? what the h is obdolbos balbese?

[misty ginkgo]

Nikita is a guy

This is nikita

[wispy stratus]

oops my bad. nikita is a girl name too, sorry 😦 he looks so russian

[brittle canyon]

he is the third most russian russian of russia

[wispy stratus]

fps russia is #1