beginners-assistance

[prime comet]

what's the point of living if you dont take any risks

[olive bough]

I don’t think getting banned for blackmail is the point

[spiral flicker]

yea but look

[prime comet]

i'm kidding i dont have it saved

[olive bough]

[spiral flicker]

scientists thinks there is like one quadrillion ants

[olive bough]

Anyways, I’ll think about it

[prime comet]

i wouldnt do that to the man who was one of us

[eager latch]

i do

[spiral flicker]

which is 6 quadrillion of legs

only in ants

[prime comet]

true but jellyfish

have no actual legs and shit tonnes of eyes right?

[bold kernel]

6 eyes

about

[olive bough]

Wym was, am I not part of the gang anymore?

[prime comet]

if you weren't, i wouldnt invite you to our rogue farms

[spiral flicker]

[eager latch]

where can i buy euros

[brittle canyon]

fish population: 3.5 trillion

[olive bough]

From skier 2

[bold kernel]

Skier I think

[prime comet]

skier

[brittle canyon]

insect population: 10 quintillion

[spiral flicker]

yea easy

[brittle canyon]

legs win

[spiral flicker]

[icy fable]

this current chat derailment is wonderful but once a question was made, 3 answers came in at machine gun fire speeds

[prime comet]

add this to my helpful chart

[olive bough]

Yeah I should probably do my job…

👀

[icy fable]

*meanwhile in #beginners-assistance *

[spiral flicker]

but

u dont

[icy fable]

deleted

[olive bough]

Do you think there are more merin keys or marked dorms keys

[spiral flicker]

dorms

well

no

because

merin is 100 uses

[brittle canyon]

merin

[spiral flicker]

and dorms only 25

100 > 25

so less

u know

destroyed keys

[prime comet]

use or unused?

[olive bough]

Found

[prime comet]

found

merin

easy

even i've found a merin this wipe

[chrome nova]

never found merin key, but got 4 marked dorms

[spiral flicker]

i found merin on some dead bozo scav

[bold kernel]

Whats a merin

[spiral flicker]

2 hillsides

[olive bough]

Merin DEEZ NUTS (a key to open a car trunk with valuables)

[chrome nova]

teammate getting 1 merin key from scax box every week, last 4 weeks, magic

[spiral flicker]

lmao

merin is like

[prime comet]

i had a good box yesterday

[spiral flicker]

nothing

[prime comet]

hauu would be jealous

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

got an sr25, an rsass, intel, and a small fuel

in one moonshine case

[olive bough]

RSASS my beloved

[chrome nova]

sic transit gloria mundi

[spiral flicker]

i see no MDR kit for ya

[prime comet]

you havent sorted it out for me yet 😦

[upbeat bobcat]

does anyones pc also go really loud when you enter the hideout?

[prime comet]

we running it into labs?

[spiral flicker]

my stash?

or wdym

[olive bough]

You might wanna check your fans

[prime comet]

the mdr for me

that you said has my name on it

[spiral flicker]

yo what

[bold kernel]

Specs?

[spiral flicker]

alespic

work

[olive bough]

W what

[upbeat bobcat]

i5-12400f 3060

[spiral flicker]

dude is writing here arabian or something lol

[bold kernel]

ram?

[prime comet]

no me

[olive bough]

Isn’t that latin??

[upbeat bobcat]

16

[spiral flicker]

idk

[prime comet]

why would it be

[bold kernel]

idk what your issue is then

[prime comet]

a dead language

wut

[olive bough]

People like to speak dead languages to seem smart

[chrome nova]

nope

[olive bough]

Yes it is Latin

“Thus passes the glory of the world”

[prime comet]

dumb

dumbin

[chrome nova]

i answered different qustion. and yes it is latin, vefy famous words u know

[olive bough]

Never heard of em

[spiral flicker]

famous

[spiral flicker]

exactly lmao

[chrome nova]

when someone shown you how it was before and now it worse, then people usuallu say "sic transit..." common thing

[olive bough]

And I even take philosophy class

That shit be filled with Latin phrases

[spiral flicker]

alespic

look at that

[olive bough]

Mlmlmlm

[prime comet]

that's got "imma die before i shoot this"

[olive bough]

Rsass

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

vibes all over it

[chrome nova]

soviet school echo )

[prime comet]

i gave the rsass away last night

to a guy that needed one for gunsmith

[spiral flicker]

wdym i used it and killed my highest lvl kill

lmao

[prime comet]

because i'm useful sometimes

[olive bough]

What a nice and helpful member of the community

[prime comet]

bro i've got a mag case full

[spiral flicker]

i gave away like 3 rsasses

[olive bough]

I sure do hope he gets rewarded for his good actions

[prime comet]

of 60 rounders

for gunsmith 4 people

[olive bough]

Bruh just tell em to buy the M4 barter

[prime comet]

because 556 is trash and i wont use them

[olive bough]

For GP coins

[prime comet]

but if i have them they might as well use em like

because i wont

[olive bough]

Sometimes giving away stuff is more detrimental than not giving anything

[prime comet]

true

[spiral flicker]

thats exactly why i made this

[prime comet]

however i host giveaways as much as i can

but not like z33d used to

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

full meta m4 ew

[olive bough]

Don’t get banned

[prime comet]

give me an mdr 556 and i'll be happy

[spiral flicker]

he gave away T-7

😢

[olive bough]

The anti-rmt is after you

[spiral flicker]

fuck off

[prime comet]

i'd laugh if i got banned for the little giveaways i do

[spiral flicker]

fuckin cry emojis

lmao

[bold kernel]

What happened to Z33D?

[olive bough]

You can disable it y’know

[prime comet]

like theyre just small kits

[olive bough]

Autobanned for triggering anti-rmt checks

[prime comet]

his tarkov account got banned by the RMT police because he gave away too many kits

[olive bough]

And therefore he got banned here too

[prime comet]

oh he did?

[spiral flicker]

who

[icy fable]

damn...

[prime comet]

that's a big rip

[bold kernel]

damn

[olive bough]

Rule 8, if you get banned in game you also get banned here

[prime comet]

even though absolutely everyone knows

he was the giveaway king

[bold kernel]

And if he was to buy another account?

[icy fable]

a guy with the best intentions got banHammer'd for that...

[prime comet]

and that his in game ban was dumb

[spiral flicker]

yea but BSG just takes your 100 euros and say see ya later

[olive bough]

Ban evasion, bannable.

[bold kernel]

oh

alright

[olive bough]

To be fair, he did get warned to stop by colonel

He told him he would set off anti-rmt someday

But he decided to keep going

[prime comet]

and then when bsg clamped down

he got fucked

[spiral flicker]

i dont get it tho

[olive bough]

You can always appeal at battleye

[bold kernel]

Thought you could buy another account after getting banned

[spiral flicker]

what

[bold kernel]

idk

[olive bough]

Absolutely not

[prime comet]

i mean he can literally show proof

[olive bough]

Yeah

[spiral flicker]

true

[prime comet]

he screenshotted every giveaway he ever did

[icy fable]

he can not only show proof, but have a tonne of players vouch for him

[olive bough]

Lots of people vouching for him too

[prime comet]

every single kit or item that he gave away, he had an ss of, and the person recieving it did the same

[olive bough]

Yeah

[prime comet]

yeah like

this whole community will basically chime in lmao

[olive bough]

If he really wanted to, I think he could come back no problem

[icy fable]

yeah

[prime comet]

i reckon he will

[spiral flicker]

and he have giveaway history channel

[prime comet]

they should definitely compensate him too

for the unjust ban

[spiral flicker]

with every single giveaway

[icy fable]

let's hope... it can be really disheartening to have something like that happen

[prime comet]

that's what i said

[spiral flicker]

[olive bough]

Though, I do remember that once his op role got removed

Not sure why tho

[icy fable]

indeed, a bit before he stopped appearing

[olive bough]

I think for toxicity

[spiral flicker]

what xD

[prime comet]

[olive bough]

No matter, this should not be discussed

[prime comet]

i think the z33d case is different to other bans

[spiral flicker]

i dont trust u

lmao

[prime comet]

just because everyone knew him and what he did lmao

[rain wing]

oh you're shitting me

I TOOK THE WRONG MAGS

[spiral flicker]

for what

[icy fable]

[rain wing]

RFB

[prime comet]

BRO I DID THAT YESTERDAY

[rain wing]

FUCKK

[prime comet]

m1a

lmao

[rain wing]

wtf do I do now

shd I just extract?

[olive bough]

:(

[prime comet]

i did that in a night lighthouse run yesterday

[spiral flicker]

breach load

[prime comet]

and died because of it

took sr25 mags for my m1a

[rain wing]

breech loaded rfb 💀

[spiral flicker]

git gud

[rain wing]

what now

[spiral flicker]

leave

[prime comet]

yeah just get out of there

[spiral flicker]

or kill ppl

[prime comet]

live to fight another day

[spiral flicker]

there is 1 thing still waiting for ya btw

[prime comet]

i'm still owed a meta m4 from @mint light

[rain wing]

time to run to emercom

[spiral flicker]

lmao interchange

get yo ass outta there

[rain wing]

fun!!

wait

FUCK I DCED

[olive bough]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[icy fable]

less chatting, more raiding

[spiral flicker]

yo

thats not fair

[spiral flicker]

i want to send gifs too

[rain wing]

maybe this is why I die

[olive bough]

You are not red tho

[spiral flicker]

i am not covered in blood

like u

but

ig

i will

[olive bough]

[spiral flicker]

i am now swimming in clear blue ocean

[eager latch]

can you swim in tarkov

[olive bough]

Nope :(

[spiral flicker]

u were swimming in clear ocean too, but u went to dirty ocean.., AND THEN you fuckin killed lil turtle. and u are covered in blood

[olive bough]

What why

[icy fable]

water is an invisible wall basically, though you can step into it at least

[eager latch]

thanks man

[icy fable]

puddles are ok as well

[spiral flicker]

blue --> dark blue --> red

lmao

[spiral flicker]

because u wanted to be covered in blood

u wanted to have that power

look what is happening with ppl who wants power

THEY KILL LIL TURTLES

[olive bough]

I have a personal hate towards turtle, or more specifically a user called with turtle in their name on reddit

[spiral flicker]

[olive bough]

He’s mod in like 2k+ subs

[spiral flicker]

[olive bough]

Power hungry and doesn’t know how to mod

Racist, homophobic

[icy fable]

[olive bough]

And anything else you can think of

[spiral flicker]

nice

kind

[olive bough]

Negative..

[bold kernel]

Typical redditor?

[icy fable]

top tier mod material obviously, how does he even hold onto a reddit account with a track record like that?

[olive bough]

Yeah just picture your average redditor, but with mod powers

[olive bough]

Apparently he has ties with reddit admins

[icy fable]

[brittle canyon]

reddit died when me_irl died

[fervent ermine]

So the average discord mod (joke don’t ban pls)

[bold kernel]

which key to bring

and which to leave

[kindred grotto]

these are what I carry

some of those keys open the same doors even tho its diff number

Like w218 opens w221 and 222

Or rather you can access those rooms

[bold kernel]

@kindred grotto u able to get in vc real quick and guide me

i bought too many keys

lol

[kindred grotto]

Erm im not a expert with resort but i can try lol

[bold kernel]

ok chit chat 1

[lusty rampart]

anyone wanna show me some money runs? I strruggle with $$$ lol

im level 21

[spiral flicker]

wooo g28

[lusty rampart]

wait wtf how you do that?

[spiral flicker]

do what

u mean scav case?

[olive bough]

It’s the scav case from your hideout

You pay scavs they bring you stuff

[spiral flicker]

yea

exactly

its kinda end game thing tho

[prime comet]

Yours only takes 3 hours

Scav karma op

Mines 5.5

[spiral flicker]

[bold kernel]

Has intel been nerfed?

I've been getting some of the worst loot possible from it lately

[prime comet]

I only run intel if I have it non fir

[spiral flicker]

intel was always bad ngl

[prime comet]

So I couldn’t tell you really

[bold kernel]

I got good stuff from it until recently

[prime comet]

I’ve always ran moonshine

[spiral flicker]

i run everything i have lmao

even fir

[bold kernel]

Wait what would you recommend to do with intel instead of scav case

[spiral flicker]

gamble on top

[bold kernel]

I found a bunch recently

[spiral flicker]

moonshine

[bold kernel]

Nah i mean with the intel itself

should i sell it

or what

[spiral flicker]

oh this

yea

[bold kernel]

i found 3 intel in one lh run

[spiral flicker]

what

how

[prime comet]

Sell it

I’ve found like max a btc and gpu in lighthouse

Oh hauu I found 2 btc in a lighthouse run yesterday

[spiral flicker]

noice

[bold kernel]

let me show you my loothouse lemme find a screenshot :)

[prime comet]

Ez 380k

[bold kernel]

2 lighthouse runs

[spiral flicker]

oi uh

xander

u know him right?

[icy fable]

A prolific accused murderer

[bold kernel]

Heres the 3 intel in one run

Lighthouse is broken

I run only a backpack

no weapons

[brittle canyon]

in another news water is wet

[spiral flicker]

really?

[kindred grotto]

My best is 4 intels in a run

[lusty rampart]

Water in of itself is not wet if water gets on you YOU are wet but water itself is not wet

[cold fog]

Do yall recommend going pmc or scav on lighthouse?

[bold kernel]

pmc at night

[kindred grotto]

neither map is dog

[cold fog]

Lmao I wouldn't go there but I need the mil spawns. And have tasks to do eventually

[spiral flicker]

so uh xander killed yesterday guy who had meta 7.62 mdr, altyn, AACPC and GL

[cold fog]

Tho the map has burned me every single time I've gone there as PMC

[lusty rampart]

Luger CCI any good?

[cold fog]

Nah it's bad. There's like 2 good 9x19 rounds and even they suck

[icy fable]

only if you shoot at legs, even wet cardboard stops it

[cold fog]

Even the armor piercing 9x19 rounds suck iirc

[brittle canyon]

only holds true for a single molecule of h2o, anything more than that the molecule has more water surrounding the surface making it wet

[icy fable]

they underperform consistently

[brittle canyon]

the water gets on the water in laymens terms

[icy fable]

doesn't stop me from taking them in an mpx on a daily basis, but heck, ump is better

[spiral flicker]

yo

do

like the longest possible MPX

with RIP ammo

[lusty rampart]

If a player scav shoots at me first and I kill him do I get bad scav rep from that?

[spiral flicker]

if he hit u

no

he need to hit u first

[lusty rampart]

Yeah he did ty

[spiral flicker]

then u dont get bad scav karma

no killa hunting

rogue hunting it is

[lusty rampart]

You want an extra for that?

[cold fog]

I need to kill PMCs at dorms and I'm tempted to just take an MPX full of AP

[icy fable]

do a relatively full build on it and it becomes an absolute laser, then aim at head level and let it rip, works nicely

though I mostly use it to farm/kill raiders

it's not 100% adequate against players tbh

[cold fog]

Honestly I'll probably be using it with kit I need to get rid of anyway

So I'm not too worried

[cold fog]

Btw do you have a "meta" build you could send me? I did my best but idk if I had all the right parts

[brittle canyon]

just SASS furniture with all the right parts

you know the tan one that goes over the whole thing

[icy fable]

can't remember where I got the build, but I changed stock, slapped a suppressor and foregrip on it + holo scope, should be relatively cheap for everything

I didn't make a "fully decked out build", just something that shoots cleanly and run cheaps

I even run 2 mags of pst and 2 mags of AP and top-load AP usually

[spiral flicker]

wanna kms

[icy fable]

I'll only load AP specifically for players, rest of the time just run pst

[spiral flicker]

last rogue killed me

lmao

[icy fable]

ufff

[spiral flicker]

he probably had nightvision too because he saw me on long distance

lmao

[icy fable]

(ahhh and a laser+flashlight combo for the mpx is an absolute must)

it should run at around 100k for the whole package

[spiral flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuFEDL-bnAM&ab_channel=Tillman

[fervent ermine]

If max traders

[icy fable]

seems about right

[icy fable]

not sure if I have anything on that build that requires max traders... as I said, it's not the top of the line build, but 41 bullets with 30-something recoil and a holo makes me happy

[fervent ermine]

Oh is it not meta

[icy fable]

never said it was, just a cheap and usable build

running a "meta" build on 9mm seems a bit bad to me tbh

[brittle canyon]

mpx is weird

[fervent ermine]

Runnjng 9mm is a bad idea

[brittle canyon]

a proper long mpx with actual bis shit is barely better than near-stock mpxsd

[bold kernel]

Weird Colours

[spiral flicker]

its not mine

[brittle canyon]

so you rather just run mpxsd with whatever mods and feed it whatever

[fervent ermine]

Just run .45 vector if you have enough rubles to make mpx build

Ammo better and cheaper

[brittle canyon]

pretty much

[icy fable]

true, and do I alternate between ump, mpx and vector sometimes, but vector cost defeats my budget

[brittle canyon]

9mm is hot trash

[icy fable]

depends on the day

[fervent ermine]

Or mp7

Meta m4 is fun

But it’s not good

[brittle canyon]

just rotate between mp7 p90 45kektor

[fervent ermine]

I like killing people with m4, it’s just not good

[icy fable]

spits on floor I would never stoop that low

(in all honestly, I just don't like the looks, the gun performs decently and is hella cheap)

[fervent ermine]

Run black mp7 then

[spiral flicker]

tan better

idk why

but better

[brittle canyon]

because it's tan out of tan

[bold kernel]

💀

[night field]

so why do I lose scav karma even though the scav I killed was about to blow my brains out with a shotgun

[brittle canyon]

he didn't hit you yet

[spiral flicker]

yo look at this long boi

[night field]

so I don't get to shoot him until I get a bullet in the dome?

[brittle canyon]

literally just avoid everyone lul

[night field]

God damn

[icy fable]

[brittle canyon]

you're already getting free loot and scav immunity

be a grateful rat

[night field]

Never

[brittle canyon]

if someone's in a building just F1 to voiceline and see if they respond

if they don't talk back after multiple tries, shoot first

[spiral flicker]

u likey?

[icy fable]

24 recoil wonderful looks

[brittle canyon]

literally I kept hearing some bozo in D2 and broadcasted my position the entire way walking up to the guy voicelining

was a PMC and he still lost to a tkm to his head

[night field]

rookie amount of attachments

[brittle canyon]

if he just said he was a pmc maybe I would've spared him

[prime comet]

it's beautiful

[spiral flicker]

i know

bad boi

[olive bough]

Wh-

[spiral flicker]

i saw that

[olive bough]

What

What did you do

[steady goblet]

The sun

[brittle canyon]

he just really needed to find the range

[spiral flicker]

yea

accurate sniping

nothing else

[prime comet]

i wanna try a few new guns

but idk what

maybe sa58 for labs

[brittle canyon]

shrimp

[prime comet]

shrimps boring now

you can only run it with triple flashlight a certain amount of times

[brittle canyon]

yeah well I guess demolishing everything with the shrimp gets boring after a while

gotta nerf yourself

[olive bough]

No, what are you doing

Stop pleasee

[olive bough]

This actually looks nice tho

[spiral flicker]

this is actually usable

lmao

[dawn geyser]

That goes hard

[nocturne lintel]

stupid question, for out of curiosity who should i turn it into? skier for chemic part 4 big customer with prapor or therapist with out of curiosity

[steady goblet]

I still dont have workbench

[high niche]

Skier is who most suggest

[brittle canyon]

look at the cases

thera is medcase for example

u can just not give skier 1m btw

[gusty lily]

is there anyone who is actually new willing to learn together because everyone in the lfg beginner is some level 900 bang out

[warped rapids]

Can i use any other ammo than the 7mm? if i can, which ammo should be more appropiate to short, medium, far range?

[bold kernel]

Magnum Buckshot?

[brittle canyon]

craft 8.5

wb1

[cold fog]

does having specific servers selected tend to get you dead matches?]

I feel like I've been running into way fewer PMCs and I just realized I never turned auto select back on

[mystic summit]

most just learn alone just watch youtube videos focus on Tasks and you'll start to get the hang of it

[bleak oak]

That'll help you a lot with putting together guns

[steady goblet]

Ik im trying to get it

I just have never seen a bolt before

In raid

The elusive bolts

[bleak oak]

Flechette for cqc, and ap-20 for longer range and armor piercing

[exotic arch]

anyone trying to play i am new just trying to learn

[bleak oak]

You're obviously not doing stash runs :p

and loot runs - shoreline and interchange are great

[mystic summit]

check crate on Reserve and the tool room on customs

[steady goblet]

Theres a run where i hit two stashes but thats really ut

[warped rapids]

cqc?

[bleak oak]

close quarter combat

[bleak oak]

Oh damn, you need to learn stash runs

I can show ya

[steady goblet]

I know where most stashes are on shoreline

And i have a vid

I just dont really do it

[bleak oak]

you should

[steady goblet]

My cat is going ham in the litter box

[bleak oak]

If you select a quiet server, then yes

[lusty rampart]

tell him to chill tf out

[cold fog]

I was doing all like east coast us. it felt weird it was so quiet

[steady goblet]

He stopped finally

🗿

[mystic summit]

killed 3 chads carrying a Timmy on shoreline & let the Timmy live

[bold kernel]

Asserting dominance

[cold fog]

He'll be back one day to avenge his comrades, and on that day, you will know

That you fucked up

[mystic summit]

😂 😂 facts my day is coming

[prime comet]

he'll be back to hide their gear bro

[cold fog]

lmao true

fixed my server selection, can't wait to go back to getting beamed from across the map by chads with too much time on their hands

[mystic summit]

what servers u play on

[cold fog]

NA. just had them selected down to east coast cause I used to play with EU players a lot and they were the best ping available

forgot to turn it off

just recently occurred to me that was probably why a lot of my raids felt dead

[mystic summit]

yeah i was gonna say im in NY and recently switched to london servers and been getting way more pvp

[lusty rampart]

Why are red rebels so freakin expensiveeee

[prime comet]

extract tool

[cold fog]

that and they're fairly hard to acquire

[lusty rampart]

I know but 4.3M is kinda nuts lmfao

[prime comet]

i've had 2 this wipe

[cold fog]

like, not that they're super rare, but its a less common spawn and you gotta kill shturman for it

[prime comet]

gave one to my timmy and i still have one in my stash

[mystic summit]

i still dont have one

[bold kernel]

Just wait for Jaeger barter

[lusty rampart]

Anybody wanna kill that semen demon with me? lmfao

[prime comet]

it's not really worth it unless you play reserve

tbh

[cold fog]

bro wtf my scav is stacked

[lusty rampart]

I use reserve for my money runs

[cold fog]

ak 12 mags, bp ammo, and 35k rubles on spawn

[prime comet]

noice

[mystic summit]

whats ur rep

[cold fog]

just under 0 iirc lmao

[mystic summit]

wtf

[fervent ermine]

Does wind play a part in hitting a target in tarkov?

[solemn raptor]

I highly doubt that.

[warm ocean]

Can you wear an armored rig for the RR extract?

On reserve

[lusty rampart]

Yes but not body armor

[warm ocean]

Okay cool

Planning to get a RR for reserve marked or raider runs

Perfect in combination with the cheapass MMAC

[mystic summit]

just got collateral with 2 scavs 😭

[icy fable]

how much is the red rebel when doing the jaeger trade? ballpark number for items (assuming all are bough off flea)? just to put the values into perspective

[bold kernel]

probably below 2 mil

idk

[icy fable]

gonna do what I should've done and simply do the math in a jiffy, i'll post number here

[fervent ermine]

1.5-2m

[icy fable]

even less if you get good pricing apparently

[spiral flicker]

1,2 mil

[gilded laurel]

who's down to help a newbie?

[icy fable]

my total came out at 1.315 mil

(taking tarkov market prices ofc, which is an inherent source of inaccuracy, but i'd say 1.2-1.5 is a decent range to pay for it)

[prime comet]

I kinda wanna Barter for thicc case

[spiral flicker]

do it

[prime comet]

But money

I’m not as rich as you

[spiral flicker]

tbh i bought rr for that barter just for flex

i used it once on reserve

[icy fable]

filthy

[spiral flicker]

lmao

[icy fable]

if/when i've got red rebel I know exactly what i'm gonna do... bunker cages and easy extract

although i've enjoyed command bunker raider/pmc killing

that small space makes for some interesting firefights

[spiral flicker]

true

i like bunker pvp

but i dont know anything down there

lmao

[icy fable]

it's fun, but nerve wrecking, footsteps everywhere

[steady goblet]

What map are the bunkers even on

[icy fable]

reserve

[dry belfry]

Protip is to unlock both sides of your cages

Bullets seem to like to come in the fence, but have a tough time going out of it

[icy fable]

has 2 bunkers, one underground command bunker, and one that's more like an underground garage, which has a lot of chain-linked fenced off cages full of loot boxes (tech, medical and food)

[spiral flicker]

where cages

lmao

[dry belfry]

Hermetic bunker

Is what Cyber is talkinjg about

[spiral flicker]

no idea where it is but ok

lmao

[icy fable]

under the trainstation on reserve

[spiral flicker]

i thought we were talking about raider spawn bunker

lmao

[dry belfry]

Under Hermetic door lol

You know, big honky honky alarm

[icy fable]

the other bunker system is the command bunker, under the chess-piece buildings

[spiral flicker]

yea

i thought we were talking about command

lmao

nvm

[prime comet]

I wanna play reserve

Hauu come play reserve with me later

[icy fable]

the one under hermetic is an underused loot heaven, fills up with scavs, but it's a gold mine for "simple" loot

[prime comet]

I need to use some 545 guns

[icy fable]

no ultra high tier value loot, but you can fill your backpack with sugar, expensive foods, meds and take your pick from good tech loot

[dry belfry]

Been having great luck with technical supply crates as of late

Lots of those big filters

[icy fable]

but I always get fucked when leaving, you have to cross open grounds with a full backpack once you leave

[dry belfry]

Which way do you leave

[icy fable]

that's the hard part, I am never sure

I always feel paranoid when leaving that bunker

but if at all possible, i'll leave through the bunker next to hermetic extract

[dry belfry]

Our route is always the East stairwell and you scoot over to black knight and you have some cover to run to Skinny then CP Fence then up to RR

[split dagger]

@dry belfry congratulations on operator

[dry belfry]

Thank you

[spiral flicker]

we can

[split dagger]

Deserved tbh

[spiral flicker]

lmao

[dry belfry]

❤️

[spiral flicker]

dark blue is gud, red worse

trust me

[dawn geyser]

I'm right here you know.

[spiral flicker]

alespic and kwon was better in blue

were

i am dumb dumb

lmao

[dry belfry]

[spiral flicker]

fuckin quests

they are mading me playing shit gear

lmao

[icy fable]

Yeah, I go for that as well, though not towards RR, don't have it. Also: what's "skinny"?

[split dagger]

Do yall use binaural audio

[olive bough]

:(

[dawn geyser]

[fervent ermine]

Not even t-7

[split dagger]

I disabled it and its much better for me

[dry belfry]

the garage right next to Sewer Manhole

[olive bough]

Yes it’s must better

[dry belfry]

Above

[spiral flicker]

stfu and use yours lmao

[split dagger]

Binaural makes me confused

[fervent ermine]

I will if you will

[spiral flicker]

u have 2

[olive bough]

Helps a lot with locating where sound comes from

[fervent ermine]

Z33d got banned before i could claim it

[fervent ermine]

You can buy 5

[dry belfry]

The garage next to White Knight is called Long Garage a lot, so the smaller garage is called Skinny Garage (or Skinny).

[fervent ermine]

Nvm 4

[spiral flicker]

they are useless so i dont care

[icy fable]

k, understood the route much better now

[split dagger]

Try disabling it, it helped me when I started but now that im comfortable with the game I feel like its better

[fervent ermine]

Then run it

[split dagger]

Its just simple audio

[icy fable]

I always play solo, so I don't know callouts besides the location names written on the maps

[olive bough]

I tried, it’s just worse tbh

Simple =/= better imo

[spiral flicker]

its only symbol that i am richer then u

[split dagger]

Idk I guess its personal preference

[dry belfry]

RR from Jaeger is pretty easy to get especially if you're looting those tech crates a lot. RR changes that map

[icy fable]

yeah, i'm def aiming for it next

[split dagger]

I play labs a lot so I generally know where people are

[icy fable]

i've got the money, but not the padding to not go into (what i'd call) poverty levels

[spiral flicker]

tunnel rats 🐀

[icy fable]

You called?

[dry belfry]

[fervent ermine]

All labs mains are just giga-rats

[spiral flicker]

true thats why i main woods

[olive bough]

<— why is this emoji in the server

[spiral flicker]

ur mod not us

u should know

[icy fable]

[olive bough]

I don’t know everything

[spiral flicker]

blue alespic would know that

[dawn geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-avengers-endgame-hail-hydra-gif-14699413

[olive bough]

Hauu today is being mean to me :(

[fervent ermine]

Hauu probably died to cheater again

[spiral flicker]

nah

i run quests

lmao

and i am always

wdym today

[fervent ermine]

Still have shoreline tasks lol

[olive bough]

[fervent ermine]

I wouldn’t survive without m62 and mdr/rsass unlocked

[olive bough]

RSASS my beloved

[fervent ermine]

Mdr better

[icy fable]

i'm level 33 (or 34, can't remember) and have yet to do a single lighthouse task

[olive bough]

[fervent ermine]

I reset without any lh tasks done

[icy fable]

i've currently got around 10 quests for lighthouse

[fervent ermine]

Just full auto rsass, prove me wrong, same mag size, and sounds better

[olive bough]

Rsass is just sexier imo

[fervent ermine]

Hauu if you’re on tarkov can you show stats for rsass and mdr

False

Mdr looks better

[spiral flicker]

mdr 90 recoil

[fervent ermine]

Tan is ugly

[olive bough]

Imagine only being able to change muzzle and grip

[fervent ermine]

Imagine needing to change more

[dry belfry]

A good point here

[fervent ermine]

Do you know how much ergo each has?

[spiral flicker]

i dont care lmao

rsass sexier

[olive bough]

Ergo is worthless anyways

[fervent ermine]

False

[spiral flicker]

TRUE

[olive bough]

Who needs ergo

[fervent ermine]

Mdr looks better

[olive bough]

When you can have sexy factor

[fervent ermine]

Black better than tan

[olive bough]

That’s it I’m warning you for fake news

[fervent ermine]

I have never seen hauu run black

Its always tan

[olive bough]

Cause tan good

[fervent ermine]

False

Black good

[spiral flicker]

stop being racist crusader

[lusty rampart]

Black rifle with Tan furniture is best, Fact check it

[fervent ermine]

Im tanisr

[fervent ermine]

Black exfil with tan furniture maybe

Other than that no

[spiral flicker]

oh i know

he lives in desert

thats why

[fervent ermine]

Fuck, thats true

Doesn’t that mean i should like tan

[spiral flicker]

he sees tan every day

[icy fable]

when do we get a desert map so tan weapons and ulach finally make sense?

[olive bough]

Desert in russia?

[lusty rampart]

No black AR15s with tan furniture gives you style damage as well

[olive bough]

[lusty rampart]

all black disgusting same with all tan

[fervent ermine]

Would thermals be usable in deserts

[fervent ermine]

False

[icy fable]

it's not all snow/ice and forest, it's massive, i'm sure there's a desert or large dunes in there somewhere

[fervent ermine]

Actually i want snow in tarkov

[fervent ermine]

See, that isn’t tan

[lusty rampart]

^^^ my real AR15 black n tan is ❤️

[fervent ermine]

Is it?

[lusty rampart]

Yep its life and love all in one

[fervent ermine]

Looks a bit greenish, but looks good

[lusty rampart]

maybe its the quality on here idk but def tan lol

[spiral flicker]

yo is that FMJ rounds in there?

[lusty rampart]

Lmfao yes

[fervent ermine]

Which gun is that?

[spiral flicker]

yo get m855a1 at least

[lusty rampart]

Its an MP7 clearly

[spiral flicker]

i thought its 50 bmg

[lusty rampart]

it is I modified the barrel and chamber to fire 50 bmg.

[fervent ermine]

Is it an m4 or m16a4

[dawn geyser]

Neither

[spiral flicker]

lmao

[fervent ermine]

That’s what im asking, im weapon illiterate

[lusty rampart]

neither those would be Military, Civis cant own that, just an AR15 I built

[dawn geyser]

🧢

[spiral flicker]

where are u from

murica?

[lusty rampart]

Yes sir

[spiral flicker]

🧢

[dawn geyser]

I dig the checkered rail cover though

Me too

[spiral flicker]

yo legit we need 50 cal and slap rounds

[dawn geyser]

[lusty rampart]

thanks, I bought 6 Black Mlok rail covers and 6 FDE and just put them together like that, I thought it looked pretty sweet, I dont have an updated pic of it but it has a tan Eotech EXPS3-2 with the flip to side magnifier on it now

[fervent ermine]

Let’s hope ammo is rarer than lapua ap

[dawn geyser]

oo

I don't have eotech money

[spiral flicker]

bro fuckin slap rounds with tungsten core would be sick af

[lusty rampart]

Thats pretty AR15 wont lie

[dawn geyser]

Too bad lower is PSA

[lusty rampart]

Mines a ruger Lower reciever with the Geissele stage 2 trigger

[dawn geyser]

Mmmmm triggers

[lusty rampart]

Midwest Industries upper

[dry belfry]

Auto Sort is absolute trash

[lusty rampart]

Yeah I learned that the hardway once

[icy fable]

that button is the greatest trap of the game

[dry belfry]

I went from having like 25% free space to literally none lol

[minor mural]

Sorting tool!

can't fit something? Just pile a bunch of crap into sorting tool, and then close the window

[icy fable]

I'm actually afraid to ask what happens when you do that

[minor mural]

every time finds a spot in your stash, or it crashes and it just resets like nothing happene

[icy fable]

doesn't it activate THE VOID ?

[dawn geyser]

It's fine when you only have squares

[steady goblet]

Trying to get through a raid with 30 fps and disconnecting every 30 seconds

30 seconds of playing and 3 minutes of reconnecting repeat repeat

Nvm its cause tarkov is shitsing itself

[bold kernel]

tarkov problems

[lusty rampart]

I didnt even finish posting my intelligence folder and it sold lmfaoooo

[bold kernel]

Wipe!!!

lets goo

(jk)

[lusty rampart]

damn I actually got excited

[bold kernel]

They wouldn't

[lusty rampart]

this is my first wipe and im level 21 I wanna get a fresh start with everyone and see how I do next wipe

[cold fog]

lmao I was about to ask if I was the only one having issues

I can't even open the launcher rip

[silk moth]

are servers wucky rn?

[unkempt ingot]

wipe

[prime comet]

yeah they are

[mystic summit]

damnnn i better not lose my gear lmao

[lusty rampart]

oh wtf I just got kicked off the game

[icy fable]

?

[mystic summit]

i was jst loading in and they crashed

[lusty rampart]

dont they usually give a heads up before they wipe?

[unkempt ingot]

people in russian server are saying its wipe

[prime comet]

it's not a wipe, chill out

[mighty lagoon]

quickly panic

[icy fable]

[mystic summit]

when i go to change servers it says there's an internal server error

[prime comet]

they're just having server issues my dudes

sit tight, it shouldn't take long

[lusty rampart]

def wiped, I just logged back in and im at level 1 everythings reset

[mighty lagoon]

stop being calm, PANIC

[mystic summit]

lying ass 😂

[lusty rampart]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[prime comet]

spreading misinformation i see

[icy fable]

DON'T CALM, KEEP PANIC

[prime comet]

nice link

[mystic summit]

think they're back

[icy fable]

someone tripped over the cable in the server farm again...

[lusty rampart]

What I cant send gifs? LMFAO

[icy fable]

nope

[cold fog]

no fun allowed, this is Tarkov

[icy fable]

only people with red names can, to spite us mortals

[lusty rampart]

mans over here looking like Simon Riley

[cold fog]

so what I'm hearing is I shouldn't load into a raid

[prime comet]

that was the point

it's my in game drip because helmets are useless

[dry belfry]

Shattered Mask only appropriate drip

[lusty rampart]

Facts I always run Ghost balaclava and shades, Ghost has always been my alltime fave only time I run helmets is when I find the boba fett face mask

[prime comet]

the tac-kek

the level 2 faceshield with top tier drip

[lusty rampart]

yes sir

[prime comet]

fun fact

the gp-7 face mask goes underneath it

[lusty rampart]

How do I use my workbench faster? im trying to craft Ma56a1 but it says 12h lollll

[lusty rampart]

no shit?

[minor mural]

This is normal. It will slowly get faster as your raise ... hideout management? crafting? one of the two

[lusty rampart]

big bummer

[lusty rampart]

That looks kinda sick

[icy fable]

wonderful

[prime comet]

and another one

you can wear the perstily mask witht he full jaw caiman

[lusty rampart]

I hate that my nose peaks through the boba fett mask lol

[steady goblet]

gah dam

is that ur scav?

[prime comet]

no that was just some drip i found out about ages ago

[steady goblet]

oh

[prime comet]

that's what i go for now

[steady goblet]

more xp than i can imagine

[lusty rampart]

im level 21 kind of a timmy, if anybody wants to teach me more about this game so im not so scrubby next wipe

[steady goblet]

why do i have the im new here say hi thing again

[lusty rampart]

only been playing 30 days

[prime comet]

i'm not the best but

[bold kernel]

6.5 times more xp than me lol

[prime comet]

at max gang

we try and teach everyone we can

[lusty rampart]

Max gang? is that your discord? I have a channel I play with a few of the boys in but thats it

[prime comet]

it's one of the tarkov clans yeah

it's not mine, i'm just one of the mods there

[dry belfry]

It's not a clan

It's a lifestyle

[prime comet]

it's not a cult

either

btw

definitely not a cult

[dry belfry]

It's also not a cult

[dawn geyser]

Please promote only in #❌〡community-servers

[prime comet]

[dry belfry]

[prime comet]

i dont have perms

kwon pls

[minor mural]

membership to max clan requires that you be muted at least once /s /s i kid

[dry belfry]

Really probably not far from the truth

[prime comet]

i've never been muted

[dawn geyser]

Apply for it then

[prime comet]

i've got that clean sheet

for the operator role

that kwon wont give me

[dawn geyser]

You keep asking for it you won't get it

[minor mural]

lol, I'm taking the piss plz don't look into that too much

[dawn geyser]

I don't think Mods has asked for it

Or if he has I don't remember

[minor mural]

but what if I like purple better than blue?

[prime comet]

i just hate cyan

[lusty rampart]

I gotta work on my Raiding too I lowkey suck at PvP I struggle against simple raiders

but im a god in Warzone lmfao

[minor mural]

their AI is insane. I could kill them no problems in past wipes but the current one is nuts

[split dagger]

Its okay I believe in you

[minor mural]

the one advice I have @lusty rampart is that if they rush you, they always will appear on a right peek (for them). So I prefire the peek and they run into it

[split dagger]

Just keep going labs and dying to them

You'll learn

[icy fable]

the best method tbh

[fervent ermine]

if you right hand peek them they are basically blind, also choose high pen/flesh ammo

[icy fable]

it's a humbling experience

[lusty rampart]

oooooh thjank you, I ride bulls IRL and cant keep some NPC raiders im like tf bruh

[split dagger]

Thats how I learned to fight them

[fervent ermine]

They can have hexgrids

[split dagger]

They were very scary in the beginning

[dry belfry]

No, it was a very unexpected surprise

[split dagger]

Still are but I die less

[fervent ermine]

They can see through things you cant, they have no damage reduction through glass for some reason

[minor mural]

They have three "bugs"

1. They will fire on you even if their weapon isn't visible
2. They are capable of tracking you through walls and will fire if they can penetrate it
3. If a bullet penetrates your armor, it is has a 100% fragmentation chance. You'll hear one shot and see three hits on your death screen

[icy fable]

valuable info, especially nº2

[minor mural]

TBH, raiders just feel like hackers

[fervent ermine]

It isn’t tracking through walls, you were there for the server last time (desync) so they shot at the location you’re on server side

Which killed you even though you moved from location client side

[minor mural]

there are three reliable ways to cheese boss AI this wipe.

1. Throw a grenade and kill them while they reposition
2. Prefire at head height
3. Snipe at extreme range

[prime comet]

ok i did it

i applied to get teh advertising role

[split dagger]

👍

[fervent ermine]

The clan role?

Max already has it

[prime comet]

max cult rise up

[prime comet]

the role so i can advertise too

in the clans section

[lusty rampart]

Well id be down to join, can use all the help I can get honestly

[prime comet]

president and hampter have it, we're just covering more time zones you see

[fervent ermine]

Isnt hampter also eu

[prime comet]

hours ahead of me

[fervent ermine]

Ah

[prime comet]

but yes, he is

[fervent ermine]

5:49 for me, what time is it for you?

[prime comet]

3:49

shit i finish work in 10 minutes

better pack my shit down lmao

[icy fable]

[fervent ermine]

Paid to chat

Ez money

[minor mural]

what do you think I'm doing? lol. And my wage is criminal

[fervent ermine]

I heard wages in us are abysmal right?

[icy fable]

working in IT experience

[lusty rampart]

Wish I could, I haul livestock for a living but its damn good money.

[minor mural]

I have a masters equivalent in a STEM field, but my wife works for peanuts

[fervent ermine]

Is the pay good in that field?

[minor mural]

dm

[dry belfry]

Is that you in your pfp?

Riding a freakin bull

[lusty rampart]

Yes sir, I rodeo w/ bullriding and Haul horses for $

[dawn geyser]

TX?

[lusty rampart]

CA

[dry belfry]

I want to ride a bull

Only motorcycles rn

[cold fog]

are the servers still shitting themselves?

[lusty rampart]

Better bring your nuts

[dawn geyser]

[dry belfry]

You ever get stepped on or kicked?

[prime comet]

Basically all day too

[lusty rampart]

Broke 5 ribs, Tore my shoulder twice, Dislocated my knee.... so yeah a few time lol

[prime comet]

I’ve just been here talking shit and annoying alespic

[dry belfry]

Dislocating knee makes me physically cringe

[bold kernel]

bad airdrop had no weapon

[dry belfry]

Been there with the ribs, that wasn't bad. When they go into your lungs is when it really stinks 🙂

[prime comet]

I dislocated my shoulder before

[lusty rampart]

that PFP I was riding with broken ribs on that ride

[prime comet]

That sucked ass

[lusty rampart]

yeah I have too, hand got hungup in the bull rope on the opposite side I was on, Doc said when I landed it popped itself back in lol