beginners-assistance

[crimson wharf]

is the heal enough to be worth it?

[uncut depot]

propital is also a painkiller, much better than morphine. Green etg is not

[split dagger]

Etg is when ur hit bad and there are more people

[upbeat elk]

Green stim can outheal 3 heavy bleeds.

[jaunty cliff]

Typically I take one etg into raid if I get royally fucked up but propital normally ill use

[split dagger]

Pop etg and propital and ur healing fast as fuck

[crimson wharf]

they stack?

[split dagger]

Yes

[crimson wharf]

what about side effects?

are any of them super bad?

[split dagger]

No

Some hand tremor but nothing much

[jaunty cliff]

Side effects are energy loss, hydration loss and tunnel vision when the stim runs out

[topaz violet]

Very cool video, never tried the scar l but ill give it a go

[split dagger]

If ur doing surgery with etg and propital your part will be healed in lesd then 5 seconds

[crimson wharf]

so i could use a zagustin and propital and basically get the same effect of using a etg?

[jaunty cliff]

No

[upbeat elk]

what? did u read what zagustin does?

[split dagger]

Zagustin is for bleeds

[crimson wharf]

or is etg that superior?

[jaunty cliff]

Zagustin doesnt heal you it just removes bleeds

[crimson wharf]

well i read that etg can out heal bleeds

but i am assuming propital cant

[jaunty cliff]

It heals quicker than bleeds take health away

[brittle canyon]

it can but you need to deal with the bleed anyway

[split dagger]

If ur super hit and there is more people to fight pop zagustin heal thorax and head and ur back in fight

[upbeat elk]

Yeah, i said that ETG can outheal 3 heavy bleeds but that doesn't mean you should compare it to zagustin

[crimson wharf]

could i compare it to a zagustin AND a propital?

[upbeat elk]

Doesn't make sense

[crimson wharf]

kinda same use situation where i need to heal quickly

[jaunty cliff]

No

[split dagger]

Zagustin is just for bleeds men

Propital gives u pks and heals

[jaunty cliff]

Different situations to use entirely

[upbeat elk]

3 heavy bleeds is a very rare situation anyways

its just a stat, that it can outheal

to make u understand how fast it heals

[topaz violet]

Why can't we rub mayo on the woundd

[upbeat elk]

In THAT specific situation, you might compare zagustin + prop to ETG, but its only in that situation. Anything else and it's not really comparable.

[jaunty cliff]

Propital is like oh shit just saw someone lemme prop before I go fight them, or in the middle of a fight with a team or sum where like one limb got shot. Etg is when you have 3 heavy bleed and a light bleed with 5 blacked limbs, and zagustin is when you have a bunch of bleeds

[crimson wharf]

so etg is more of a rare use kind of thing

[jaunty cliff]

Yea since its 100k not 20

[topaz violet]

Etg sounds like a dream on factory

[jaunty cliff]

Nah

[crimson wharf]

i have two that are FIR, no clue where they came from

[jaunty cliff]

Just toss them your injector case or sell them

[upbeat elk]

might be from tasks

[crimson wharf]

i don't have injector case rn

[jaunty cliff]

Cop one its sooo worth it

[crimson wharf]

i just got epsilon so i was considering getting one which is why i am asking

[jaunty cliff]

100% get one its saved my life so many times

And the mule for those 75kg raids is huge

[crimson wharf]

should i replace my ibuprofen with the case?

[jaunty cliff]

Probably

[crimson wharf]

and then just keep morphine or something in there for my painkillers?

[jaunty cliff]

Cuz for pks just use propital

[brittle canyon]

yea just have multiple morphines

[astral gorge]

if the car is running at customs does that mean someone activated it

[jaunty cliff]

No

[crimson wharf]

no its always on

[bold kernel]

Fuck morphine, but props in there instead

[jaunty cliff]

@crimson wharf

[bold kernel]

Props are better than morphine and only slightly more expensive

[astral gorge]

is there anyway to know?

[upbeat elk]

That someone activated it?

[astral gorge]

ye

[jaunty cliff]

Go next to it and therell be a timer if you hand over the rubles

[crimson wharf]

i do have a metric shit ton of morphine though too

[upbeat elk]

Yeah, in your extraction list it will turn green

[brittle canyon]

if the exfil window says return to the area or whatever it means someone paid

and then it goes red when it departs

[crimson wharf]

should i just sell all my morphine and reinvest in prop?

[frail crown]

I can't seem to pre-order the game at all on thebsite? It just keeps saying payment failed try later.. I have enough money and my card isn't blocked at all. Anyone have any idea or if this is a common problem at all?

[jaunty cliff]

Yes they're so much better

[brittle canyon]

russia lol

[jaunty cliff]

Its a russian company

[brittle canyon]

they fucked now?

[upbeat elk]

It all depends on your financial situation. Best is to use regular PKs, then morphine, then prop.
That is if you want to save money.

[jaunty cliff]

And some banks dont allow purchases out of the country

[astral gorge]

ok

[dusky geyser]

i forgot what system BSG uses

[astral gorge]

xsolla isnt it

[jaunty cliff]

Yee

[crimson wharf]

my financial situation is up and down constantly

[jaunty cliff]

Isnt xsolla like a swedish company or something

[dusky geyser]

financial situation

[astral gorge]

apparently its east coast of america

[upbeat elk]

Wasn't BSGs sales based in UK or smth? I don't think they do business through RU

[astral gorge]

i think

[bold kernel]

If it fucks up your economy, then no. Morphone sells for like 12k and props are like 20kish if im not mistaken. Not really a huge deal either eay

[jaunty cliff]

Its in cali

[crimson wharf]

i think i am consistently surviving enough that i could start running props

what quests should i start focusing now that i finished punisher?

[jaunty cliff]

Just work on miscellanious quests to level up

[bold kernel]

Fucking love props. Total game changer for me. They're just slightly better morphines. But if you got the injector case, you got no good reason to be running them now. Good luck!

[upbeat elk]

Just focus on maps that u have multiple tasks on. I always tried to do like 2-3 quests at a time if i could.

[crimson wharf]

thanks, what is the best way to get the case?

[jaunty cliff]

I just dont do tasks

[bold kernel]

The therapist barter

[whole thistle]

Weirdo

[crimson wharf]

i've been doing a lot of interchange tasks lately trying to get ragman 3 for stash upgrade

i also need to save up 8 mil

where can i find cowboy hats?

[bold kernel]

Saloons

[crimson wharf]

is that legit or a joke? 😂

[bold kernel]

LOL joke my bad. Cowboy hats are primarily found off dead scavs

[crimson wharf]

i swear they never spawn with them

[bold kernel]

Yeah, i think that's one of the more uncommon things they run with. I would focus on doing that passively. Do other quests but just remember to keep an eye on it

Hidden stashes also have hats in them but it can be a little rare

[crimson wharf]

fair enough

guess ill try to get my shooter born and tarkov shooter done on woods

and junkie

[frail crown]

Damn so I gotta wait till this shits over till I can buy it lmao

[jaunty cliff]

Nah they boring af

[jaunty cliff]

Maybe not the payment service is based in la

[bold kernel]

Sbih can suck a fat one. Thats my last kappa quest I have and I just havent had the patience to bother with it anymore

[frail crown]

I guess I'll keep tryint

[crimson wharf]

so far i have been managing to get the kills while doing other quests

[bold kernel]

No, the company is based out of UK. You should still be able to buy the game

[frail crown]

That's strange

[bold kernel]

Different playstyles i guess. My eyes are like really bad and I don't have glasses so looking that far away without some scope is really hard for me

Thats why im usually playing more up close and personal

[crimson wharf]

ohhhhh, well i got all of my customs ones doing punisher 6 and most of my shoreline ones doing the earlier punisher parts

[split dagger]

Fuck shib

Shib needs to be removed from the game no cap

[bold kernel]

Not wrong. Very annoying having to alter your playstyle THAT much for THAT long to complete a quest primarily determined by luck

[split dagger]

I just wont do it

Ever

[bold kernel]

Eh, i'll do it once I'm like lvl 60

Its my last kappa quest

So it can wait

[split dagger]

I cant be bothered to snipe people

[bold kernel]

Yeah, i hate sniping. ADHD plus shitter eyes is a bad combo

[split dagger]

And the rewards aren't good

To make me snipe people

[bold kernel]

Yeah, only worth doing for kappa

[vagrant cargo]

unironically geared ppl camping beginner spots are most likely virgins 💀

THANK GOD im not a BEGINNER haha that would SUCK

[bold kernel]

Can confirm. Am virgin and likely will be for a long time

[vagrant cargo]

wow

just get laid its not that hard

[bold kernel]

Okay, wanna fuck?

[vagrant cargo]

eh

ight whatever

[bold kernel]

Myyyy man!

[crimson wharf]

how do you guys play that you cant get shooter?

[bold kernel]

Pardon?

[brittle canyon]

gun

[crimson wharf]

what would you say is your playstyle?

[bold kernel]

Big dick small brain

[crimson wharf]

ahhhh

[vagrant cargo]

murderer

[crimson wharf]

valid

[vagrant cargo]

i just died because my gun was too long

[frail anvil]

Tactical

[vagrant cargo]

im exclusively using pistols now

[bold kernel]

Fuck pistols. Use toz. Short barrel and hits like a truck

Never misses too

[vagrant cargo]

💀

[frail anvil]

Then you can just use db

Shorten and go

[bold kernel]

Real men use toz while the boys use DB

Its about making a statement to the enemy. Db just says you're a rat. Toz says youre a man with nothing left to lose

[frail anvil]

I bet if you could youd try to snipe with it

[woeful spruce]

real men uue the DB like a baseball bat

[vagrant cargo]

i do that with a mk18

[bold kernel]

Slugs in the toz with a valday 1x/8x scope. Free kits easy

[vagrant cargo]

i unironically sold my lapua AP ammo idk why

[bold kernel]

Rest in peace pog ammo

[frail anvil]

Im one level away from prapor ll3

[brittle canyon]

ok

[vagrant cargo]

did you complete punisher 5

[bold kernel]

Hype af. Whatcha need to hit l3? Levels?

[tame shard]

why won't the game just start

[vagrant cargo]

if so say hello to the best ammo in the game

[frail anvil]

Ye

[frail anvil]

Stuck at it

[woeful spruce]

probably bugged matching try to back out or alt f4

[bold kernel]

You're bugged. You gotta alt f4.

[vagrant cargo]

5 is an easy one tbh

4 is the worst

[bold kernel]

You shouldn't lose your kit

[tame shard]

nah im trying to get into a dead game

[frail anvil]

I think im at 4

[vagrant cargo]

4 is horrible

shoreline kills

FUYCK that

[bold kernel]

Hm, when that happens to me and it takes that long, I'm always bugged lol.

[vagrant cargo]

FUCK

[tame shard]

yeah i went on back and now im in the lobby again

[frail anvil]

Yes

[woeful spruce]

the scav vest part is the annoying one here, it kinda disincentivises running a full auto gun to resort cause of no mag slots

[vagrant cargo]

yeah if i start magdumping it wont work

if i could id just run a scar l tbh ?

[tame shard]

isn't there a point where the game will just start?

[split dagger]

I ran mdr with 100 rounder mag

[tame shard]

even if theres not enough pmcs

[bold kernel]

I ran a modded out Mp 155 for that quest. The shells only take one slot and AP slugs hit like a truck

[split dagger]

No your stuck in que

[woeful spruce]

yea, but if its been matching for 8 mins it means its bugged

[vagrant cargo]

i dont have nearly enough ap for that

[bold kernel]

It has to reach a minimum number if im not mistaken

[tame shard]

i guess i can only do scav runs then

on this dead server

[bold kernel]

You only need like 20 and you can buy 30

[vagrant cargo]

scav runs only go in already existing servers

[woeful spruce]

what server you on?

[tame shard]

ekaterinburg

[vagrant cargo]

im not waiting for jaeger royalty to do an early quest though

[tame shard]

ik

[bold kernel]

Oh okay

[split dagger]

I did punisher 4 when I was level 30

[vagrant cargo]

punisher 5 is so fine and punisher 4 is so dog

[tame shard]

i load in really fast as scav like 2 minutes

but it seems really hard to get a new game as pmc

[woeful spruce]

damn, thats kinda in the middle of nowhere no wonder the servers dead but maybe if you check auto server select its gonna join you up with some other servers with aceptable ping

[tame shard]

i went on it on purpose though

💀

[bold kernel]

Lmao

[brittle canyon]

“Lmao”

• toomanybongos, 2022

[bold kernel]

“Lmao”

• toomanybongos, 2022
  -xy, 2022

[vagrant cargo]

🤓

[tame shard]

“Lmao”

• toomanybongos, 2022
  -xy, 2022
• toomanybongos, 2022

[bold kernel]

Ah shit, shoulda put quotes on that

Jesus christ lmao

[vagrant cargo]

i am BORED

this is my little punsiher break

[nova sentinel]

Was there an update

[vagrant cargo]

NO.

MAYBE.

[bold kernel]

No and I doubt there will be one for a minute :(

[nova sentinel]

I saw in the tweets that new boss on customs but was it just someone being corny

[bold kernel]

Corny im thinking

[nova sentinel]

Ok ty

[bold kernel]

There's already the cultists and reshalla. Where they gonna put another boss at?

[nova sentinel]

Yeah

[bold kernel]

Maybe way down the line?

[woeful spruce]

i wonder if bsg is actually getting any money from new tarkov purchases now. i heard many russian companies are having trouble with being able to use payments from the west i hope they survive this shit and keep working on updates

[bold kernel]

Same. I know their company is based out of the UK but getting the money from the UK to Rus might be a challenge

[frail anvil]

bsg is in london from what I heard

[vagrant cargo]

bruh i love it when mfs in factory spend 100k in ammo to kill a pistol runner

[woeful spruce]

yea, but if they cant get the money to rus to pay their staff they arent gonna work for free

[frail anvil]

well we will see

[cobalt sluice]

how much is rb-rs?

[frail anvil]

they havent made any announcements regarding what is going on

[whole thistle]

They have a business registered in Britain with public docs so that's what most people talk about, they actually work in moscow

[woeful spruce]

saint petersburg i thought

[whole thistle]

Same thing + I've heard both I have no idea :(

[bold kernel]

If push comes to shove, we'll all queue up for a russia raid and do a scav/pmc extract with the nikita crew

[woeful spruce]

lol

[brittle canyon]

their physical location is in st peters

[whole thistle]

It's st Petersburg @woeful spruce

U rite

[vagrant cargo]

I FORGOT TO HEA:

HEAL

IM GONNA DIe

[frail anvil]

rip

[bold kernel]

:o

[whole thistle]

St Pete, Florida

:troll:

[frail anvil]

flo rida

[vagrant cargo]

actual virgins on factoruy

[bold kernel]

You're just jealous that while you were out having sex with the popular girls in school, they were mastering the raid.

[vagrant cargo]

💀

mf who said anything bout girls

im fucking MEN

[dusky geyser]

hmm...

[whole thistle]

BASED!! BASED AS HELL!!

[vagrant cargo]

im actually bisexual this is not even a joke

[bold kernel]

Respect

[vagrant cargo]

💅

[tame shard]

sus

[whole thistle]

Go out and get some he/him pussy

[dusky geyser]

🧯

[vagrant cargo]

i mean tbh its been MOSTLY girls but men are just so GOOD

[bold kernel]

Dude so alpha, he just cancelled women

[vagrant cargo]

fucking love men

[bold kernel]

Not based

[tame shard]

wtf

[whole thistle]

My exact thoughts

[dusky geyser]

ze/zem pussy 💀

[tame shard]

mane

[vagrant cargo]

fucci mane

[whole thistle]

🦁

mane

[bold kernel]

I'm not gay but women are pretty cringe sometimes. Always telling me to stop playing tarkov and shower because I smell like shit. My mom is the worst

[whole thistle]

[vagrant cargo]

i hate factory players tbh ?

[mint light]

best budget gun?

[bold kernel]

Sks

[vagrant cargo]

depends on range

from up close a broken vss

or an mp155

[mint light]

why i want it brokey

[bold kernel]

Cheaper if brokey

[vagrant cargo]

cause its BUDGEt fool

[bold kernel]

More shitty if brokey

[whole thistle]

Because they're cheaper (but jam constantly)

[vagrant cargo]

mf dont know what budget mean

[bold kernel]

Probably gonna jam up on you

[vagrant cargo]

vss doesnt jam often

for me

[mint light]

dog what if they gun be like clicky clicky and dont worky

[vagrant cargo]

oK THEN broken ppsh

[bold kernel]

Then die

[mint light]

ong

[vagrant cargo]

ppsh literally cannot malfunction

[bold kernel]

Wat?

[mint light]

the vss mags kinda be big dolla

[bold kernel]

Is this for true?

[vagrant cargo]

8k mf

[vagrant cargo]

yep

[mint light]

the 30 round?

30 round mag is 30k!!!

[vagrant cargo]

its realistic though have u seen a ppsh barrel

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[vagrant cargo]

WHO THE FUCK Cares it kills in 2 shots use 20s

[bold kernel]

Don't listen to gardredd, he literally just gets killed by virgins on factory all day

[whole thistle]

Use 20 rounders lol

[vagrant cargo]

fake news i never play factory

[bold kernel]

LOL CAP

[mint light]

k zaddy

[vagrant cargo]

plus i hAVE Sex

[vagrant cargo]

i unironically almost never go there

[whole thistle]

If you want real budget just use shotguns not broken vss @mint light

[mint light]

you play tarkov

[vagrant cargo]

i hate this fucking map

[whole thistle]

ban

[dusky geyser]

malfunction as in stop working? no
malfunction as in shoot your leg off when you bump it? hell yes

it either works or it went through it's ammo and wants more

[mint light]

what ammo on da vss

sp-5?

[vagrant cargo]

it shoots faster when overheating

[whole thistle]

Sp5 is sigma

[vagrant cargo]

flechette

🤓

[whole thistle]

Apex rampage

[mint light]

is sp5 epic poggers!?!??

reddit!!

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[vagrant cargo]

it unironically gets faster and faster

[dusky geyser]

also dont forget the shitty drum mags that were mismatched around

[vagrant cargo]

I think the barrel is just too thick for its caliber

[vagrant cargo]

drum mags did have a lot of issues

[mint light]

can i put dust cover on da vss

[bold kernel]

Its forbidden

[dusky geyser]

yeah you have to fit a drum to your PPSh

[vagrant cargo]

nO NEED ITS ALREADY FUCKED UP

[dusky geyser]

but if it fits

oh god it works

[whole thistle]

Yeah but they're pretty expensive and don't do much

[vagrant cargo]

71 rounds

[mint light]

okey okey

[vagrant cargo]

Btw 762 tokarev should be better

[mint light]

so now am i the best tarkov player

[vagrant cargo]

why are they so shit

[whole thistle]

TT meta

[vagrant cargo]

its not a bad round

[dusky geyser]

7.62x25 > 9x19 fight me

[whole thistle]

Definitely

[vagrant cargo]

that should be the case

[dusky geyser]

not in tarkov

[vagrant cargo]

but this game is stupid

[mint light]

dude i have like 30 pmc kills im cracked😎💪

[dusky geyser]

hell; even in tarkov on lower level cartridges

[vagrant cargo]

762 tokarev actually pens better than mostp istol calibers

[dusky geyser]

LRNPC shreds

[vagrant cargo]

im talking irl

[dusky geyser]

we need AP 7.62x25

ah

[vagrant cargo]

762tokarev should be better than 9mm

instead its worse

worst game ever.

[open hedge]

Ppsh would be meta if you could put attachments on it

[vagrant cargo]

add bubba ppsh ingame

[dusky geyser]

7.62 is on the same page as 6.5mm British

[sterile veldt]

do you guys ever try shooting a gun and realize it's semi auto and not full auto

[dusky geyser]

better than the NATO counterpart but fuck you we are not adopting it

... for whatever reason

[vagrant cargo]

thats why i just use semi guns for no bad surprises

[vagrant cargo]

what teh fuck is 6.5bri ish

[whole thistle]

Not creedmore

[vagrant cargo]

.303?

idk

what the fuck is it

[open hedge]

20mm handgun Cartridge

[mint light]

valorant gamer

[sterile veldt]

I forgot the keybind to change firing modes so I just tap instead of holding when shooting

[vagrant cargo]

creedmore is pretty cool even tho it doesnt have AP variants since its civilian shit

[whole thistle]

B

[sterile veldt]

yessir

[vagrant cargo]

just use m1a SASS no recoil monster

[sterile veldt]

thanks

[whole thistle]

Plastic :)))))+()(

[vagrant cargo]

no reoil and semi only

[vagrant cargo]

ehsat

what

[dusky geyser]

bro i went on the page for the cartridge and i got sent to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Censorship

what the actual fuck

oh its because im using a vpn

[whole thistle]

It was 6.8 or 6.5 that the military was making plastic casings for

[dusky geyser]

fuck it

arma 3 6.5

[whole thistle]

NIKITA??

[vagrant cargo]

why are scavs so cracked

[dusky geyser]

caseless ACR time

[whole thistle]

I TYPED MILITARY NOT NIKITA

[vagrant cargo]

i got headshot while jumping around a corner

[vagrant cargo]

6.8

6.8 for remington ACR

or masada i forgot

nah remington one nvm

[mint light]

is mcx with da blackout bullet any goot

shataa bullet

[dusky geyser]

ye

[mint light]

i basically just pooped on pmc and he had it

so

free gun

💪

[open hedge]

When are you gonna get a full auto shotgun

[dusky geyser]

you mean a

[vagrant cargo]

that thing isnt real

[dusky geyser]

"""destructive device"""?

[vagrant cargo]

its from arma you fucking fool

absolute slug

bloody idiot

[dusky geyser]

damn!

[sterile veldt]

I love running in factory with a pistol or smthn and ending with decent gear

[mint light]

tarkov players cannot go 10 seconds without calming down and not insulting someone

[dusky geyser]

i wish you could reply to two messages at once

[vagrant cargo]

NOPE dont care

[mint light]

i think i love you bb

👴🏿

[dusky geyser]

im sorry sir your internet cafe session has only 10 minutes left

[sterile veldt]

hmmm this u?

[mint light]

💀

[rain wing]

tarkov players hate tarkov

[dusky geyser]

please close your email account

[open hedge]

I ran factory with tagilla gear and a mp7 with 40rd mags just to get impact grenaded by a useless cunt

[rain wing]

I hate myself for ever deciding the buy tarkov

[mint light]

yeah

[sterile veldt]

LMAO THE SAME THUNG HAPPENED TO ME

[mint light]

im an oldhead

[sterile veldt]

Had an mp7

[dusky geyser]

i am yet to see impacts on factory

[rain wing]

literally the worst fucking game

[sterile veldt]

then I got stunned and pushed

didn't die by the grenade

[frail anvil]

and thats why you go to factory with a useless shotty

[dusky geyser]

probably because its people who either cannot afford them or people who don't need them

[sterile veldt]

but it got me killed

[dusky geyser]

fucking altyn chads

[mint light]

yeah i just use dogshit weapons on factory

free kills

[sterile veldt]

some fucking weirdo threw a stun as soon as it started and it somehow hit me

[open hedge]

I’ve vowed to only use impact grenades on that god forsaken map

[mint light]

just broke ass shotgun

[rain wing]

factory nades only when?

[frail anvil]

i still have to go there to complete secure perimeter

[mint light]

flechette is my beloved

[dusky geyser]

:)

[frail anvil]

flechette is god

[sterile veldt]

bro I hate those weirdos just sitting in random shit in factory

[mint light]

sitting in shit

[dusky geyser]

i will grab an LPPV full of F1s

[sterile veldt]

I killed like 9 scavs and just get killed by some dude in a crate with a pistol

[mint light]

rgn

[sterile veldt]

because i fell off a ledge because map bad

[frail anvil]

bro this server literally is deader than dead

[mint light]

on factory?

bruh

[sterile veldt]

ye

[mint light]

yeah

[mint light]

how

[rain wing]

there are like a total of 3 ledges on factory smh my head

[mint light]

did u jump out of office

or something

[sterile veldt]

I was trying to walk around something and it just pushed me off the edge

[rain wing]

💀

[sterile veldt]

idk exactly where but I shouldn't have fallen

[mint light]

💀

[sterile veldt]

there was obviously like 5 ft for me to walk on

[rain wing]

cope harder

[mint light]

rip

[sterile veldt]

but apparently the game just said no and both my legs died

[mint light]

i have never died to fall damage😎

[vagrant cargo]

bro i killled 2 dudes and got 3rd partied

this game SUCKS !!

[whole thistle]

I have several times trying to learn the sniper rock parkour

[split dagger]

Or you can say you did that intentionally to level your stress resistance

[vagrant cargo]

i jumped off the sniper rock once

[vagrant cargo]

i never learned it help

[mint light]

i dont go to woods

i value my mental health

[vagrant cargo]

wow your tastes are wrong

woods is the best map

[whole thistle]

I love woods

[sterile veldt]

woods is the worst map

[mint light]

walk in a fucking forest for 30 minutes

[whole thistle]

No that's shoreline

[rain wing]

fuck woods

[sterile veldt]

Lighthouse best

[vagrant cargo]

bad tastes

[sterile veldt]

I've never played shoreline

[mint light]

lighthouse fps 💀

[whole thistle]

Don't

[mint light]

dont

[vagrant cargo]

its not that big shut up

[rain wing]

walk in a forest then get fucked from 3 lightyears away

[mint light]

yes

snipers

[whole thistle]

Bring a scope

[mint light]

only snipers and fields and trees

[vagrant cargo]

maybe its a skill issue ?

[sterile veldt]

it's like that in customs too

[rain wing]

it is

[mint light]

no it isnt

[rain wing]

just

[vagrant cargo]

i murder pmcs with shotguns on woods

[rain wing]

less trees

[sterile veldt]

I just get shot from some random dude a mile across the map

[mint light]

peiple in customs are stupid

[rain wing]

a lot less trees

[vagrant cargo]

just gotta know the map or something

[rain wing]

and getting hunted by mr sniper scav on the big tower thing

[split dagger]

Or maybe you have bad awareness

[mint light]

sorry all the treess just look the same

[split dagger]

[vagrant cargo]

the rocks dont

[mint light]

customs is probably the easiest map

[vagrant cargo]

the buildings dont

[sterile veldt]

or maybe I don't have cheats and can't see people through walls and shit

[split dagger]

There arent many spots to get shot on customs

Lol

[whole thistle]

true

[split dagger]

Your jusr bad stop complaining

[mint light]

customs is also fun tho

so idrk

i bring my lvl 1 friend and he dies and its rly funny

[split dagger]

People that think everyone has cheats are just bad

[sterile veldt]

how the fuck am I supposed to automatically know someone's aiming at me from across the map on a building

[split dagger]

Because there arent many spots for snipers?

[sterile veldt]

who said that

I said I don't have cheats

I can't see random people from across the map

[rain wing]

just don't go dorms

[mint light]

dorms

🥺

[rain wing]

you can just do the funny thing where you do absolutely nothing for like the first 10 minutes

[bold kernel]

My rule of thumb is that if your name isn't in gold and you killed me, you're a hacker. No middle ground. Ban on sight

[split dagger]

Where do u get shot from across the map on customs

[mint light]

0 fun strat

[rain wing]

then stop ratting for a bit until you hear a gunshot from big red side

[rain wing]

rat strat

[mint light]

ratting is boring

it works

its not fun

[rain wing]

but

big nomber

[sterile veldt]

no clue I never know where they were because everyone that's killed me only needed 1 shot because they have more hours with sniping than I have living

[dusky geyser]

ratting is boring

[mint light]

im just gonna run at u with funny gun and kill u

and if i die

gg

idc

[vagrant cargo]

Just so many choke points

[mint light]

whats ur valorant rank

are u cracked

[sterile veldt]

nah

[mint light]

do u like omen buff

[sterile veldt]

I guess

[rain wing]

omen changes are

ehh

ig

yoru is still the worst agent in the game

[split dagger]

Maybe learn the map and stop complaining the fuck

[vagrant cargo]

who

[mint light]

everyone in this discord is so fucking mad

like all the time

its hilarious

[split dagger]

Customs isnt woods

[sterile veldt]

dude shut the fuck up this is beginners assistance the fuck do you think I'm doing

[rain wing]

what too much tarkov does to an mf

[vagrant cargo]

my dick fell off

[sterile veldt]

I can't learn a map in 2 days lmao

[mint light]

people need to like play some minecraft every once in a while or sumn

[vagrant cargo]

you can

[frail anvil]

reminds me of rust chads

[rain wing]

actually customs is one of the easier maps

[split dagger]

You said customs has many snipers

[vagrant cargo]

anime pfp and racial slurs enjoyer ?

[sterile veldt]

yea I've memorized the map it's pretty easy

[vagrant cargo]

mf talking bout scav snipers

[mint light]

customs my beloved

[sterile veldt]

I havnt memorized every spit a sniper could be sitting

[split dagger]

You can count customs sniping spots on one hand

[sterile veldt]

no

[rain wing]

I will never forget that time I ran into a duo in customs and I killed the chad and his timmy friend ran off

then another pmc came up to me, dropped an esmarch and basically disappeared

[mint light]

if u want a straight answer trooves u just gotta like play kinda safe ya know lol. cant just run in a street

[rain wing]

I turned the corner and looked back and he was gone

lmfao

[mint light]

i dont get sniped on customs that much

[frail anvil]

no I played the game a while ago players in rust are mad af and my pfp is my OC

[dusky geyser]

fuck you

[mint light]

i dislike rust

so much

[sterile veldt]

I don't like I almost always stick to the borders

[mint light]

on the walls?

thats why

[vagrant cargo]

mf im not talking about u im talking rust mfs

[mint light]

or like map border

dont do that

i wouldnt

[sterile veldt]

map border

[dusky geyser]

yeah dont

[mint light]

yeah i wouldnt hug map border

noob trap

[sterile veldt]

why not there's a whole lot less angles

[dusky geyser]

there's nothing there except for mines and snipers

[open hedge]

Just be better

[dusky geyser]

that are 2-shot

[open hedge]

What map are we talking about

[mint light]

custom

[frail anvil]

one of many reasons I stopped is cuz of sheer amount of brainded players saying shit they shouldnt even say

[sterile veldt]

customs

anyways imma go cuz school

[mint light]

everyone on their is extremely bigoted and under 13yrs of age

[uncut depot]

the majority of bullets 2 tap thorax, excluding high pen rifle calibers, 4.6 and 5.45 etc etc

[vagrant cargo]

This game is quite hurtful if ur gay and black

[mint light]

people are just not pog

[dusky geyser]

so bear?

[split dagger]

Its bullets that can 2 tap not guns

[vagrant cargo]

556 doesn’t if u use m995

[jaunty cliff]

No

[rain wing]

but ak 😩

I'll probably go usec next wipe

idk

[mint light]

bear supreme

[dusky geyser]

i will go bear next wipe

[rain wing]

m4 seems funny

[bold kernel]

Have you considered being white and straight?

[vagrant cargo]

Racism ?

[dusky geyser]

i like screaming russian voicelines at russian people

[frail anvil]

Ekaterinburg server is dead af

[dusky geyser]

hop on Novosibirsk

[mint light]

what is that

[dusky geyser]

4m factory wait

[frail anvil]

server for tarkov

[rain wing]

is it actually possible to load into a raid with like 3 people if there isn't enough?

[frail anvil]

thats not bad

[rain wing]

or

[split dagger]

Yes

[frail anvil]

been waiting 11 mins for reserve

[mint light]

where is that

[rain wing]

russia

[split dagger]

Your prob stuck in que

[frail anvil]

somewhere in the middle of nowhere in russia

[uncut depot]

wtf do you mean no

[frail anvil]

been matching for 12 mins now

[split dagger]

Just set servers to auto and you'll find matches in no time

[frail anvil]

i know

[mint light]

is it late at night in eu or what

[uncut depot]

back out you have infinite matching bug

[frail anvil]

im testing

[split dagger]

You are most likely stuck in que

[frail anvil]

empty server

[split dagger]

Restart ur game

My rule of thumb is if im waiting more then 5 mins im stuck in que

[jaunty cliff]

Pistol calibers dont all 2 tap thorax

!ammo

[tribal robin]

https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/Ballistics

[uncut depot]

trust me even on a empty server you won't have 12 minutes queues this late into wipe

[uncut depot]

9x19 and most 9x18 do, .45 is overkill

[mint light]

is there more na or russian players for this game

[uncut depot]

I think 9x18 PBM is the only 9mm that doesn't 2 tap thorax

[uncut depot]

na by far

[mint light]

i am going to learn russian to understand funny tarkov people

[vagrant cargo]

.45 is out there with all rounds hitting for more than 70

[vagrant cargo]

They say homophobic slurs sometimes

[jaunty cliff]

Doesnt 7n31 have like 35 damage

[open hedge]

I’m going to learn Russian to become the funny tarkov people

[mint light]

yeah bad people do that

[frail anvil]

i wanna know whos their scav VA

[mint light]

👎👺

[mint light]

they gave him drugs before the session

[bold kernel]

Literally tried learning russian. Its annoying learning the gendered versions of words

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah and it hurts me cause I’m gay

[rain wing]

I should really run a ump some time

[bold kernel]

Brain too small to learn that language

[mint light]

most words are gendered in languages

[rain wing]

or a 45 vector

[vagrant cargo]

Nope

[rain wing]

no?

[bold kernel]

Is english like a big exception?

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah 100$ per trigger press lol

[mint light]

yes

spanish has gendered words

like every language

[open hedge]

Japanese doesn’t really have gendered words

[split dagger]

Im not russian and I can understand 70% of scav voicelines

[bold kernel]

Ah okay. Yeah i know. Can't get past that gendered language stuff. Always confuses me to figure out if some object is male or female

[open hedge]

The table is female

[mint light]

its reallt easy

[brittle canyon]

most asian languages aren’t gendered I think

[vagrant cargo]

Tables are girly

[mint light]

la mesa

[rain wing]

the chair is a male

[mint light]

💪💪

[hearty phoenix]

i’m learning russian now lol

[vagrant cargo]

Nope

[jaunty cliff]

45 vector is cracked

[bold kernel]

Teach md

Teach me

[mint light]

they just swear mostly

[rain wing]

yeah

[bold kernel]

Puta

[mint light]

uh well in spanish

[split dagger]

Best scav voiceline is when u hit them in hand and they start screaming hand

[bold kernel]

I'm ready for mexico

[mint light]

just el and la

and o and a endings

thats rly dumbed down

but thats the basics

[bold kernel]

Yeah but how tf you know if this is female or that is male

[mint light]

uh

[split dagger]

Yea pretty much

[frail anvil]

wait tables are female?

[mint light]

because the word says so

[uncut depot]

not since the last time I used it, since they took it off of prapor I haven't really cared to touch up on 9x19

[bold kernel]

Literally gotta learn every noun?

[brittle canyon]

yes

[mint light]

yes bruh

[bold kernel]

Can't just learn table. Gotta learn la table

[rain wing]

I mean

[mint light]

mesa

[rain wing]

how else do you learn languages

[mint light]

table is feminine

[bold kernel]

Fuck spanish. All my homies hate spanish

[mint light]

la mesa

[jaunty cliff]

Idk either it just seems like it should have less damage than 995

[bold kernel]

Table is table

[brittle canyon]

oh and don’t even get me started on conjugations

lmfao

[vagrant cargo]

Fuck you

[mint light]

oh my god bruh

[bold kernel]

Table isn't vagina table in english

[frail anvil]

not in my lang its not

[brittle canyon]

spanish fucking sucked

fortunately I moved on

[rain wing]

female table 😎

[mint light]

spanish grammar is so hard

lol

[bold kernel]

Tbh, mad jealous of bilingual people. More power to you guys

[mint light]

compared to english

[vagrant cargo]

7n31 has 52 damage yall

[rain wing]

trilingual when?

[split dagger]

English grammar is just weird

[mint light]

thanks 😎

[bold kernel]

Quadlingual dlc coming out this summer

[split dagger]

Its not hard its just weird

[vagrant cargo]

And a whopping 39 pen compared to ap 6.3’s sad 30

[open hedge]

Bro I’ve always had one wish and that was to be able to speak every language fluently

[jaunty cliff]

Thats literally so dumb

[vagrant cargo]

39 pen btw

[mint light]

ong then i could like be talkin to people n shit

[rain wing]

I heard pentalingual expansion coming out in 2023

[bold kernel]

[vagrant cargo]

I think I’d rather it stay off traders or maybe ll4 prapor

[mint light]

yo when im like 60 yrs old can we have like a learn every language implant in my brain

[rain wing]

gotta upgrade the skill tree first

[jaunty cliff]

I understand that 7n31 doesnt exist in game but for some reason I think 995 should do more damage than 7n31

[rain wing]

😩

[mint light]

ong

[split dagger]

Why not now?

[mint light]

Triste 🥺

[open hedge]

M4 bad pistol hood end of arguement

[vagrant cargo]

M985 does like 40

[mint light]

because we are not technologically advanced enough 😎

[vagrant cargo]

French

[mint light]

spanish

[vagrant cargo]

We are

Triste is Spanish ?

[mint light]

yeah

sad

means sad

[rain wing]

can't we just get a google translate implant

I don't care if the grammar is fucked

[mint light]

and make sure the translate fucking sucks

thats more funny

[rain wing]

just want to swear in every single language

[vagrant cargo]

homophobic slurs

[mint light]

have u seen pestily play with those chinese guys

and they used translate

[rain wing]

using google translate for my mandarin assignments are always so fucked

lmfao

[vagrant cargo]

Mandarin

[rain wing]

english grammar just built diff

[mint light]

everything that dosent have latin roots is pretty fucked

[vagrant cargo]

[rain wing]

💪

[mint light]

or dosent have like

our letters

idk what its called

like mandarin got the cool letters

so it dosent translate

well

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah ik what u mean

[split dagger]

Because the letters change depending on the context

[rain wing]

well mandarin doesn't exactly have letters

[mint light]

what are they called

[rain wing]

kinda sussy wussy

the characters

[mint light]

characters

like

prapor

[vagrant cargo]

The characters have Tiny tiny differences that make a big difference

[mint light]

he is a character

[rain wing]

are like made up of a bunch of symbols

that mean random shit

[rain wing]

yes like prapor

or therapist

ragman too

[mint light]

or peacekeeper!’

[vagrant cargo]

Ragballs

Who’s the sexiest trader ?

[mint light]

ragman

by far

[rain wing]

prapor

[mint light]

look at how suave he is

[vagrant cargo]

Peacekeeper looks great on game art but his trader image is horrible

[mint light]

my man gets bitches

[mint light]

he looks like an alcoholic dad

[vagrant cargo]

His trader image is unironically gross

[rain wing]

they literally took the worst picture they could take of him smh my head bsg

[vagrant cargo]

While on the game’s art he’s fucking hot

[mint light]

smh my head!!!

[rain wing]

fr

smh my head.

[mint light]

smh my head.

period

can we go back to using telegrams

that would be really funny

[vagrant cargo]

Who’s telegramz

[mint light]

I am in your walls STOP

put stop when a sentence is over

telegram

[jaunty cliff]

I agree

Shall we start a petition

[rain wing]

HOLY SHIT I KILLED THIS MOSQUITO WHICH HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR HALF AN HOUR

GET SHAT ON

[tame shard]

HOLY SHIT I KILLED THIS MOSQUITO WHICH HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR HALF AN HOUR

[mint light]

what is a mosquito

like the bug

[tame shard]

GET SHAT ON

[rain wing]

yes

[mint light]

why do u have mosquito in winter

oh wiat

asia

[rain wing]

we don't have winter here

[mint light]

not winter!!

[rain wing]

it's either hot and raining

or hot and not raining

[mint light]

what country

[rain wing]

indonesia

[mint light]

oh my god my friend is indonesian

he also speak english

[brittle canyon]

oh my god my friend also speaks english

[jaunty cliff]

How much is a ticket from boston to indonesia

[dusky geyser]

the best one is mechanic

[rain wing]

mine too

[brittle canyon]

just kidding I don’t have friends

[rain wing]

I hate english man

worst language

[mint light]

do u gotta learn it in indonesia or something

[upbeat elk]

holy shit, your friends speak english? mine do too! what a coincidence

[dusky geyser]

i literally couldnt send it to this discord because of the nsfw filter

[mint light]

memek

[dusky geyser]

they dont

[brittle canyon]

this is millions to one

[dusky geyser]

how curious

[rain wing]

😳

bro?

[dusky geyser]

they all speak russian

[mint light]

he told me to say that

[dusky geyser]

i wonder how

[rain wing]

it means pussy

[mint light]

i dont know what that means

[rain wing]

lmfao

[mint light]

ok lol

[brisk pebble]

why not working?

[jaunty cliff]

No buffer tube

[rain wing]

gun skil isu

[brisk pebble]

oki

[mint light]

do everyone in indonesia just be learning english or something

[rain wing]

ehh not really

[mint light]

i have met two indonesian people and they both speak fluent english

[rain wing]

I just go to an international school and we have igcse curriculum so we're forced to learn english pretty much

[dawn geyser]

I'm sure most countries have english as their second

[rain wing]

yeah

like all of my friends primarily speak english lol

[mint light]

can u free style

[rain wing]

like

[mint light]

👴🏿

[rain wing]

mix n match?

[mint light]

rap

[robust robin]

Stubborn english people that expect everwhere to know the language

[rain wing]

in indonesian?

[mint light]

do u got bars

[dusky geyser]

nikita give me my fucking gun back

[split dagger]

You learn the most basic shit in school

[jaunty cliff]

All Indonesian people have bars

[split dagger]

You'll learn more in games

[mint light]

is this true?

can they get griddy

[dusky geyser]

NIKITA GIVE ME MY PMC BACK

[mint light]

WHERE DID HE GO

[rain wing]

LOL

[mint light]

MR PMC

[dusky geyser]

fucking romania

[rain wing]

MR PMC??

[mint light]

MR PMC COME BACK

[split dagger]

Hes in hideout making drugs

[mint light]

he dosent want to escape no mo

[rain wing]

is what true

?

[split dagger]

He will come back dont worry

[dusky geyser]

nah, he already escaped

[mint light]

that u can spit bars

[dusky geyser]

he has completed the game

[rain wing]

yes

very true

100%

trust

[mint light]

ok

lets see it

ill drop the beat

uh

uh

[rain wing]

wait no

[mint light]

beat sound effect

hey man whats with the spotify

did u steal my name

[lusty glacier]

why measurin tape is 20k?

[mint light]

uh

it measures

[worthy void]

is it just me or is the game not even fun to play if u just started? the only guys i run into are buffed as F... and that makes that every battle i loose. can loot some stuff but not able to gett some good roubles for it beqause flea still locked. someone gott some advice/tips?

[rain wing]

wait that's my name too

💀

[mint light]

og my god

[mint light]

uh just avoid fight

scav

kill

[split dagger]

Focus on tasks and avoid fights

[rain wing]

https://youtu.be/YUk3_WlEo2k very bussin

[mint light]

WHY CAT

[split dagger]

If u rush your task when u spawn you will most likely encounter someone

Chill a bit and then go

[lusty glacier]

tarkov measuring tape surges in sales as survivors forced towards DIY options as a result of the limited remaining supply of russians surplus kalashnikovs

[rain wing]

send it to your friend

🙏

[sterile minnow]

Hideout id guess
could be cus dailies too

[mint light]

rush jaeger task at the start of wipe

win

[brittle canyon]

buy eod

win

[dusky geyser]

rush jaeger task

buy eko

buy vpo-209

kill.

[whole thistle]

Why would you need to buy things for daily quests

[jaunty cliff]

Unlock flea do tasks, you can ask for help too in #pvp-lfg

[rain wing]

don't buy tarkov

win

ez

[brittle canyon]

don’t live

win

[dusky geyser]

waiting for hideout upgrade dailies

[whole thistle]

Possibly

[rain wing]

shit that kinda big brain

[dusky geyser]

"install solar power" for 3k rubles and malboro

[lusty glacier]

its government grant

[worthy void]

thnx! will try again later on today

[mint light]

do u need homies

i am a pro at doing tasks and dying immediately

[open hedge]

“Use 3 fuel cans” 12 hours remaining

[lusty glacier]

theres loads of 1/100 cans on flea

easy

[mint light]

dont fuck with the senator

[rain wing]

I'm very pro at dying

[mint light]

i got to dorms extract and it got to 3 seconds and i died

😎💪

[rain wing]

chad

[mint light]

dying is funny because you pov stays with ur corpse

so u just faceplant

[rain wing]

I forgot that I paid for extract

and the car left

[mint light]

car went

vroom

[rain wing]

car scammed me smh my head

[mint light]

🏎️