beginners-assistance

[open hedge]

No

No longer

[sterile veldt]

I've only extracted customs if I didn't have like 3 ZB extracts

That's what I have 90% of the time

[scarlet jetty]

ZB-1012 and 1011 are easy

[sterile veldt]

Don't you need keys tho

[open hedge]

Cross roads trailer park and zb1012 have no requirements

[empty tendon]

All of em are easy, it’s just how you approach them

[scarlet jetty]

nah

[empty tendon]

U only need factory exit key for the stronghold one

[sterile veldt]

I got 2 factory exit keys

are they reusable or one time use

[empty tendon]

There you go

[dusky geyser]

50/50

[nimble lion]

Alright thanks, might just barter my dorms keys for something

[dusky geyser]

you can use it 50 times

[sterile veldt]

k cool thanks

[dusky geyser]

also you can """repair""" it by bartering it to jaeger ll2

[delicate canyon]

"repairing"

[open hedge]

Give it to me for my fantastic service

[open hedge]

Shush

I had a few mil like a week ago but I keep upgrading my hideout

[nimble lion]

If I get a third one sure lmao

[sterile veldt]

Is there a guide on progression anywhere like what order to do stuff in

[scarlet jetty]

In what order to do what stuff?

[sterile veldt]

for your base I meant

like to build shit

[scarlet jetty]

Oh, there's requirments for each one yeah

[sterile veldt]

is there ones that aren't as useful as other that I should focus on

or just all of em

[open hedge]

You need everything for everything

[empty tendon]

Just build stuff if you have the money and meet requirements

[sterile veldt]

k cool

[scarlet jetty]

^^

[empty tendon]

Expensive but u make it back from scavs and pmc money farm easy

I built my scav case earlier this week and brought me down to 1.5m

Then I did a bunch of gunsmith tasks and got bitcoins and got back up to 4m

[open hedge]

Bruh I usually have 1.5 million as my usual cash amount

[scarlet jetty]

I'm sitting on 22 mil right now lol

[open hedge]

I spend a lot of money

[empty tendon]

Ye if u focus on tasks and don’t focus on good loot it’s hard to make money

[scarlet jetty]

As do I

[open hedge]

I’m focus on dying

[empty tendon]

That too

[dusky geyser]

i focus on cosplaying as a dead body on customs

[open hedge]

It’s hard to make money when you fucking suck at the game

[dusky geyser]

ikr???

[open hedge]

But I refuse to be a rat

[empty tendon]

I mean you can just take like an hour or two to just chill and farm nighttime woods

So much loot no one there

I do that when I have a bunch of bad runs

[bold kernel]

which of those should i sell on flea?
or are they all trader only?

[robust robin]

Can you not just filter by item and see yourself

[bold kernel]

im not lvl 15 yet

[robust robin]

Vendor if you arent gonna use it

[split dagger]

Sfera is shit

Zsh is meh

[rugged carbon]

I don’t think you can sell level 4s and up, so they’re all pretty much worthless on the flea.

[open hedge]

Every time I go a map at night I get laserer across the map by an m4 to a guy who is like definitely probably cheating or at least using hacks to see locations

Every night raid is pure hell for me

[empty tendon]

Ye hackers do farm night as well

[scarlet jetty]

Save the TC-2001 and both the 6B47s, sell the rest to the traders

[split dagger]

Or he has thermals

[open hedge]

People hunt you like there is a 1 billion dollar bounty on you

[split dagger]

[bold kernel]

aight thanks
isnt the exfil pretty good aswell?

[split dagger]

Yes its good

[open hedge]

Exfil is great

[split dagger]

Use it or sell it

[bold kernel]

but?

[open hedge]

Only a idiot would sell it

No downsides

It’s just a good helmet

[bold kernel]

ah okay nice

[split dagger]

I mean do you want to use 100k helmet with 30k rig

[bold kernel]

so it should be worth extra on flea? xD

[split dagger]

You cant sell it on flea

[open hedge]

It’s not on flea

[scarlet jetty]

You can buy 2-3 other solid helmets for the cost of it

[open hedge]

But save it for some nice kit

[scarlet jetty]

No point in using it unless you run high end gear

[open hedge]

It’s good

[open hedge]

You can’t even buy it so therefor it has no cost

[split dagger]

https://tarkov-market.com/

[open hedge]

[scarlet jetty]

81k to vender, you can buy it from PK iirc

[open hedge]

Yes only after you complete samples

Which is like impossible

[scarlet jetty]

Samples is easy lmao

[robust robin]

Black card user

[open hedge]

Ok magically find me me stims then

Conjure them with your witches pot

[split dagger]

Labs black

[scarlet jetty]

Bet

[open hedge]

I can’t afford that nonsense

[split dagger]

Just play better

[open hedge]

Plus last wipe I went black like 50 times and I didn’t get the stims I needed

Always got the ones I didn’t need

[split dagger]

Well new wipe new stuff

Black spawns all the samples stims and you'll get them all in no time

[open hedge]

Well first I need the damn card

[robust robin]

Then access

[scarlet jetty]

Only stim I'm missing is Meldonin, I'll get it once I actually start doing the prapor quests for it

[robust robin]

Then cheaters

I got meldonin from a water treatment box lol

[open hedge]

I need the 3tbg and meldonin

[bold kernel]

i got one

[scarlet jetty]

I've got a bunch of none-FIR ones

[sleek briar]

Nice, me and a friend were in a room. Guy walks in shoots both of us within half a second head,eyes

[bold kernel]

i got one fir

[split dagger]

Or you can go black bishop on reserve and you'll find your stims eventually

[still hamlet]

servers dying or something?

[scarlet jetty]

My go to spot for stims has been resort this wipe, they spawn everywhere

[split dagger]

I haven't had any luck on shoreline

Just tons of propital morphine and adrenaline

[open hedge]

^

Same shit I find

[scarlet jetty]

Really?

Where are you guys hitting?

[split dagger]

I hit all the good rooms

[open hedge]

I hit literally every single room

Gpu on a good day

That’s it

Nothing else is good that I’ve found

[hazy thicket]

shee

i want to get it full!!

[open hedge]

Wow you have about 17 times more money than me

[hazy thicket]

😳

Its only about 8.2 mill

[open hedge]

I have 500k

[hazy thicket]

xd

[open hedge]

Due to Various reasons

[hazy thicket]

I have 3 GPU too but i don't have flea

[robust robin]

8 mil without flea wow no tasker i see

[hazy thicket]

no task

I prolly would want that 15 lvl XD

[scarlet jetty]

Scav main?

[hazy thicket]

maybe

scav + interchange

[severe vortex]

whats the food case called?

[open hedge]

A waste of money

[robust robin]

Holodilnik

[hazy thicket]

[robust robin]

Not bad for when you are doing the barters

[scarlet jetty]

Or for hoarding sugar until it hits 70k

[robust robin]

Isnt it like 100k now, last time i checked

[scarlet jetty]

Still 80k iirc

[open hedge]

True chads sell all items to fence

[sterile veldt]

how are you that rich as lvl 6

[open hedge]

I should do a wipe like that

Sell all to fence

[robust robin]

Scav main, never gets pmc exp

Im guessing, or he doesnt care about tasking

[sterile veldt]

I thought scavs gave u exp too

[open hedge]

No

[robust robin]

Scav and pmc levels are seperate, so are skills

[sterile veldt]

ah ok

[open hedge]

So can I get kappa on my scav

Hit scav level 52

[robust robin]

Shooter born in scav lands

[sterile veldt]

so if I level up stanima or something on scav does it transfer over for every scav I play on or just that one I'm using currently

[open hedge]

No anything a scav does stays on the scav

Scavs share points

Not with pmc tho

So you can build you scav up

It just won’t affect your pmc

[sterile veldt]

ok cool thanks

and he said something about selling gpus on flea

do they sell more on there?

[robust robin]

Way more

[scarlet jetty]

500k or so

[sterile veldt]

ah ic my friend found a gpu and sold it to trader

ill tell him

[open hedge]

[robust robin]

Fuckk

Also farming 4

[open hedge]

Nah true men don’t do farming 4

[scarlet jetty]

Only do farming 4 if you intend on getting kappa

[robust robin]

I want exp to level up to get more traders

[open hedge]

That task doesn’t give enough xp to be worth it

At all

[scarlet jetty]

Plenty of other quests for that

[robust robin]

Also fertilizers

[scarlet jetty]

It's a loss of money still

[pseudo breach]

do i need a fuel tank o should i sell it

[split dagger]

If u are planning to use hideout keep it

[open hedge]

Fuel is the only thing that makes your hideout useful

[pseudo breach]

i dk i havent got much space left in my inv need to sell sum stuff but dk what

do ineed vodka

[open hedge]

Sell your soul

[topaz violet]

WOO just got all my traders to tier 3

time to get some actual good guns now!

[open hedge]

I’ve been stuck in the mid 30s levels for 15 years

You cannot leave

[split dagger]

Now get them to level 4 to buy good mods for those guns

[open hedge]

How the fuck do I get out of this stage of the game

All the quests are fucking horrible

[split dagger]

Do your quests boy

What quests do you have left

[open hedge]

A lot

I’ve been ignoring most key locked quest since I don’t have the keys

But most of the don’t lead to big chains

[split dagger]

Buy them?

[open hedge]

Can’t afford many of them

[split dagger]

You are probably talking about shoreline quests and most of the keys aren't actually bad

[slender granite]

Sum1 want to help me out on customs im new to the game and cant navigate

[open hedge]

I have every shoreline key

Almost every

Missing just a few

It’s mostly reserve that I’m missing

[split dagger]

So what quests

Oh I didn't do any reserve quests

Fuck that

[open hedge]

Ok so we are similar

Im also trying to complete chumming but I never find anyone

Interchange is full of ghosts

Need to do more PK quests but his are a pain

I hate lighthouse

It’s kind of a shit situation right now

[split dagger]

You can join piranhas discord and there are people that will help u with keys

[open hedge]

If I was home I’d do a task list but I’m not home

[split dagger]

Thats how I did dorms marked

[open hedge]

I have a friend that has the key

So I did that

[wispy stratus]

show off ! hehehe

one tap to the head, should have be learning the book instead

[open hedge]

Bro doesn’t even use wallets

[sterile minnow]

Money case when

[open hedge]

I don’t even have a money case

I’ve never needed one

Broke moment

[sterile minnow]

First wipe im actually staying above 4mill

going somewhere atleast

[open hedge]

500k going strong

[sterile minnow]

Oof thats rough

[open hedge]

3 rd wipe and I still don’t spend responsiblely

[topaz violet]

is the ak-103 any good if i like to solo on customs or should i get an smg instead

[sterile minnow]

Know how that feels ngl

[open hedge]

I finally pulled myself to decent money yesterday day and was like “hmm now seems like a good time to buy a weapons case”

[sterile minnow]

I somehow gain more than I spend
Weapons case is big worth imo

[open hedge]

Use what you like anything works with good ammo

[topaz violet]

ill probably just stick with the vpo then honestly

[open hedge]

Yeah they are only like 700k

[topaz violet]

its been ol' reliable with me

i love the 136

[open hedge]

I use the vpo ak with drum mag full of AP

It’s shit but fun

[topaz violet]

oh the 209?

[sterile minnow]

Shit foreal? I thought they were atleast a few millies

Guess imma buy one then

[open hedge]

Nah mechanic barter is cheap as fuck

[topaz violet]

sounds like u could really punch a hole in some people with that

[sterile minnow]

Thats mech 3?

[open hedge]

Yeah AP-M is cheap and does great

[open hedge]

Yes

[sterile minnow]

Ap-m ammo legit gave me ptsd, scary shit

[sterile minnow]

Pog, gonna yoink one

[open hedge]

Drum mag if that shit and bring it to labs makes you a menace

[sterile minnow]

Only got 1 from a task since they were pricey at flea

[open hedge]

What task?

I bought my only current one

[sterile minnow]

Asking difficult now

Not entirely sure what task

Just been trying to push through most of them just for lvl 40

[open hedge]

Bro the mid level 30s got me fucked up

[sterile minnow]

Yeah PK special equipment task gives one

Man fr its SHIT tasks

[open hedge]

What task unlocks that?

[sterile minnow]

Lemme c

Looks like wet job 6 leads into it

The cleaner, throphy and then special equipment

Wait Thats lvl 40 req wtf? Hold on

[open hedge]

That’s so much tasks

I just need to get my fucking led x for my thicc items

[sterile minnow]

Hmm I mustve barted for it then

Since It's like 3 tasks which gives it

[sterile minnow]

Wanna trade? I'll give you ledx for othalmo

[open hedge]

Not found in raid

Not possible

[sterile minnow]

Yeah sadly

[open hedge]

I find those other things every now and then

[sterile minnow]

On the same shit task just omega cucked by oscope

[open hedge]

Led x is impossible without craft

And I’m broke

[sterile minnow]

Yeah I didnt even try, Just crafted it

Not cheap at all

[open hedge]

Can you donate me the money to craft it

[sterile minnow]

Should prolly get out of bed and run more woods

I hear @vagrant cargo is fairly rich

Im 4m timbo

[open hedge]

I’m at 500k

I’m a little below that

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah I’m barely richer

[open hedge]

I need one of those 200 million giga rats to donate me their entire bank account

I’d spend it I like a week

[rain wing]

wtf is ram for

[open hedge]

Barters

[vagrant cargo]

Wow

[sterile minnow]

mans sitting at 15m

[vagrant cargo]

That ain’t me

[vagrant cargo]

Prolly 16-17m by now

[sterile minnow]

"barely richer" this motherfucker

[rain wing]

good headphone or nah?

[open hedge]

No

Mid asf

[vagrant cargo]

They’re alright

[violet furnace]

depends on u

[sterile minnow]

havent really felt any difference with headsets

[rain wing]

this or sordin?

[sterile minnow]

other than the cheap gssh ones

[open hedge]

Sordid is chad

[sterile minnow]

which are utter fucking dogshit

[violet furnace]

i like m32, but now i use tactical. my freind uses comtacs. It depends only on u

[rain wing]

I got the sordin off some fat cunt with Redut armor

mf pushed me while I was splinting

smh my head

[split dagger]

M32 or gssh

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah

[split dagger]

Only

[vagrant cargo]

What difference does it make I’ll lose it

[rain wing]

keep or sell smt?

[open hedge]

Give it all to me

[rain wing]

it's for barters right?

[vagrant cargo]

Actually gross

[rain wing]

👀

[vagrant cargo]

The fuck is smg

[sterile minnow]

gssh???

[rain wing]

smt?

[split dagger]

Whats wrong with gssh

[open hedge]

Everything

[split dagger]

I like to hear my footsteps

[violet furnace]

m32 make u hear more bushes sounds. comtacs r more for footsteps, ghhzs just make ur game louder ( all things but not ambient ). razers r similar, but more footsteps

at least thats what i heard

[rain wing]

I got 2 sugars :)

[open hedge]

M32 let’s you hear the bush wookies from across the map

[split dagger]

Its easy for me to hear people with gssh or m32

[rain wing]

what should I flea sugar for?

[split dagger]

Idk check flea?

[vagrant cargo]

gssh are crunchy

[rain wing]

keycard are kinda useless to me cause I'm too much of a pussy to labs

[vagrant cargo]

80

[rain wing]

most of em are barters

[vagrant cargo]

Stfu it has the best loot in the game

[rain wing]

but my pmcs balls haven't sagged yet

[vagrant cargo]

People don’t do barters for sugar they buy it 80k

[sterile minnow]

yeah uhm no

you dont use headsets to hear yourself

[split dagger]

Lol

What are u on about

[rain wing]

bartering for keys

[split dagger]

Disable bartering offers in options

[vagrant cargo]

That’s called a fucking scam

Remove barter offers

[rain wing]

aight

keep?

[vagrant cargo]

cheapest lvl 4 helmet

it’s alright I’d rather have this than a dick helmet

[rain wing]

I have achhc rn

[split dagger]

Its just a helmet

Dont stress about helmets

[rain wing]

but

drip

[vagrant cargo]

the fuck

he should absolutely stress about helmets ?

[rain wing]

lmfao

[vagrant cargo]

ulachs save lives

[rain wing]

I mean tbf I get shot in the face most of the times anyways

[vagrant cargo]

altyns create demi gods

[rain wing]

altyn is too chad for my rat mentality

[vagrant cargo]

You suck

[open hedge]

Exfil facesheild

[split dagger]

Yea run altyn with 0 perception

[tame shard]

no u

[split dagger]

You wont hear shit

[rain wing]

no shit I suck

I wouldn't be here everytime I boot up the fucking game if I didn't

lmfao

[vagrant cargo]

ok so ? you can’t die + just bump the audio up whatever

[vagrant cargo]

swaggest helmet

[open hedge]

Imagine not having a purple name

[vagrant cargo]

however I do not like the samples task

[tame shard]

ive been listening to the angry birds theme song on loop for 5 hours

[open hedge]

Facts drippy and effective

[vagrant cargo]

Imagine boosting the server of a game with like a million players

[open hedge]

I did it for the name

The color

[vagrant cargo]

Weird

[tame shard]

he did it for the name

[violet furnace]

ok, but who asked?

[rain wing]

should I sell the tnt bricks?

[open hedge]

I had an extra boost so I figured I wanted the drip

[vagrant cargo]

I asked and I care

[tame shard]

the color

[vagrant cargo]

Plus love you

[rain wing]

I have sec l2 already

[vagrant cargo]

Use for upgrading your door otherwise sell

TNT is decent MONEY

[violet furnace]

oh yea i forgor sorry 💀 💀 💀

[tame shard]

🚎

[vagrant cargo]

People who use BiS : 🤓

[rain wing]

so this is what people were telling me about

fuck

[vagrant cargo]

People who snipe with a scav PM :

[vagrant cargo]

Very annoying quest

[split dagger]

Why does it matter if you cant hear people that are coming to you

Youll die either way

[vagrant cargo]

i can hear em just fine

you sure your sound works ?

sure i hear em LESS

[violet furnace]

if u play solo, and u have ur game vvery loud, u can hear more than u think

[hazy thicket]

ez

[vagrant cargo]

but when they ain’t too far you can still hear em

[frail anvil]

bro this has such a good fucking repairability its insane

[rain wing]

the fuck is this

[vagrant cargo]

eh whatever ill just shoot buckshot in your stomach

[open hedge]

Chad armor

[split dagger]

Just buy new one

[vagrant cargo]

Why would he buy a new one

1.4 points is nothing

Like nothing at all

[frail anvil]

dude

i repair this armor and itll still have 39 hitpoints

[violet furnace]

price. new one is 24k more. i think that any mmac with mroe than 37.5 dura is still very good

[rain wing]

mmmm

monee

[frail anvil]

this is insane

[vagrant cargo]

it’ll all go down very quickly if you ain’t careful with your spending

[rain wing]

anything on this ak worth anything?

[rain wing]

yeah I can tell

[frail anvil]

we flexin?

[rain wing]

oh I'll keep the muzzle brake

[sterile minnow]

ammo, sights, flashlight

[vagrant cargo]

kinda weak sorry

[open hedge]

Can I have some

[sterile minnow]

762 bp is veeery big

[vagrant cargo]

also flexing in beginners assistance is horribly cringe

[tame shard]

sigh loads up game

[frail anvil]

says the guy who barely finished punisher 3

[tame shard]

[rain wing]

bp ammo good I'm assuming?

[vagrant cargo]

At least I ain’t broke like you my guy

[dull tapir]

OH we flexing now?

[sterile minnow]

OOF

[vagrant cargo]

flex on this mf broke ass yea

[frail anvil]

broke*

?

[wary valley]

Wish i still had 25 mil

[frail anvil]

lol

[tame shard]

how is 10 mil broke 💀

[wary valley]

Time to go get my flex screenshots brb

[frail anvil]

lol

[dull tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910900620570005564/944710940526526464/unknown.png

[vagrant cargo]

wooooo

[open hedge]

I need more money

[scarlet jetty]

Not bad really but still not the best in the world

[scarlet jetty]

based

[frail anvil]

i know i know

[vagrant cargo]

That ain’t half bad

[tame shard]

you have no right to participate in this

[vagrant cargo]

Damn

[tame shard]

mr lvl 48

[open hedge]

Please like stop playing this game for 20 minuets

[dull tapir]

no : (

Tarkov life

[open hedge]

Go outside

Please

[vagrant cargo]

Ok you’re gross now

Go get laid

[frail anvil]

wait

[vagrant cargo]

Idk find yourself a girl

Or a man

[tame shard]

how about you try that yourself

bozo

[vagrant cargo]

Ive got a girl yknow

[frail anvil]

youre not the one to talk here reeses

[open hedge]

Use your tarkov money to pay me to do things (I’m being serious I will do things for money)

Poor moment

[vagrant cargo]

“bozo”🤓🤓🤓

[frail anvil]

anyways

i think ill just repair it

[wary valley]

#915638580947329118 message

Bruh

[vagrant cargo]

yea you repair that cunt

[open hedge]

Repair your dignity

[wary valley]

No worky

[vagrant cargo]

Copy media link not message link

Idiot

[frail anvil]

my dignity is still in tact

[open hedge]

Oh

I wish I could say the same

[wary valley]

Same wipe

[vagrant cargo]

973 ₽

[wary valley]

Different moments

[sterile veldt]

hahaha poor! I got like 8k rubles beat that

[vagrant cargo]

Buy a fucking ammo case

Uh mags case

[wary valley]

I have 4

[open hedge]

Buy another

[wary valley]

And i got like 1k bs

[frail anvil]

i mean fair enough rat

[vagrant cargo]

Another one + weapons case

[wary valley]

And that was a long time ago

And i have a weapons case

[frail anvil]

you probs sold most your shit in your stash

[vagrant cargo]

You can literally see his stash

[wary valley]

During the 24 mil time no

[vagrant cargo]

What the fuck is going on in your cunt head

This mf is keeping everything

The most useless shit

Why do you have 9x18

[sterile minnow]

you seem a little australian for a french guy, Gard

[frail anvil]

gardredd what the fuck is your problem

[sterile minnow]

dw hes just off his meds today

[wary valley]

I love gardredd

[vagrant cargo]

I dated an australian guy

[sterile veldt]

yea what's your fucking problem you fucktard!!!

[sterile minnow]

ill refill once I meet sanitar

[tame shard]

gardredd just makes problems

[wary valley]

When he has his snickers

But gardredd is not himself when hes hungru

[sterile minnow]

doubt

[frail anvil]

man is more like he drank alcohol with some meds

[vagrant cargo]

Why

[frail anvil]

jesus

[sterile veldt]

good impression?

[open hedge]

“French person detected preparing slurs”

[sterile minnow]

[sterile minnow]

spot on

[sterile veldt]

thanx

[sterile minnow]

should hear him in raid on voice

[vagrant cargo]

I never said fucktard

[open hedge]

I have

[wary valley]

Fr*nch 🤮

[sterile minnow]

hes like the abusive mother and youre the child getting verbally rekt

in french

[vagrant cargo]

I’m not an abusive mother

I think

[sterile minnow]

hey now

[open hedge]

Abusive father

[vagrant cargo]

No

I’d rather be a mother

[wary valley]

U are

[rain wing]

is redut m chad armor?

[sterile minnow]

since we're all for this meme shit called diversity, we gotta play the parts

[wary valley]

Mommy?

No

Mommy?

No

[vagrant cargo]

It’s alright, redut m is the medium one not the very big one right ?

[open hedge]

This is off topic mods ban them

[wary valley]

Yes

[sterile minnow]

I was not part of this, Kwon!

[wary valley]

Yes u were

[sterile minnow]

how delet

[vagrant cargo]

Kwon isn’t a mod you slug

[open hedge]

Better than then some things but there is definitely better

[rain wing]

it has the

groin flap

[wary valley]

Yup

[vagrant cargo]

It’s broken

[open hedge]

It’s medium grade I’d say

[sterile minnow]

same shit hes blue debabadabodai

[vagrant cargo]

@sterile minnow are you against diversity and all such things

[sterile minnow]

not really the place to talk politics, is it

[vagrant cargo]

you started it + don’t care

[tame shard]

ban him hes talking politics

[vagrant cargo]

🤓

[sterile minnow]

[vagrant cargo]

temp

[sterile minnow]

I blame gard

[open hedge]

Maybe we should get a mod

[vagrant cargo]

who’s temp

[sterile minnow]

idk its a temp emote in a discord Iguess

[vagrant cargo]

do you have nakomaxhine irl

[open hedge]

Yes

[sterile minnow]

I volunteer for tribute

[vagrant cargo]

why does it say temp

[tame shard]

knew it

[sterile minnow]

fuck modding

[uncut depot]

repair it and it will be pretty good for like 3 or 4 raids if you keep repairing it, its better than like 70% of the armors in the game

[vagrant cargo]

AH I SAW YOU

[sterile minnow]

cus its called temp

[sterile minnow]

?

[wary valley]

@dawn geyser did u promote from normal person to mod?

[vagrant cargo]

THE LOGS WILL TELL THEM THD TRUTH

[wary valley]

Zamn he did

[vagrant cargo]

YOU SAID “FUCK MODS”

[sterile minnow]

you just said fuck mods why did u do that

[tame shard]

gard why you lyin

[vagrant cargo]

@wary valley hey what’s the deal with kwon?

[tame shard]

and saying fuck mods

[wary valley]

😳

[young prairie]

Can you still get dorm marked in jackets?

[wary valley]

He has promoted

[sterile minnow]

this man is on today

[wary valley]

Yes

[vagrant cargo]

kwon has so many Asian women on his profile

[young prairie]

Ty man

[sterile minnow]

he does?

she does?

[open hedge]

Kwon is a mystery

[vagrant cargo]

kwon is a woman ?

eh I should’ve guessed

[rain wing]

aight

[open hedge]

No one knows they won’t tell anyone

[vagrant cargo]

:romaniansquidward

[split dagger]

It must be a man

[vagrant cargo]

Why

Plenty of gyals on discord

[tame shard]

just assume gender

done

[sterile minnow]

no girls play videogames

[open hedge]

I think it’s a dude based on behavior

[wary valley]

It must be a mother figure

[sterile minnow]

you all know that

[open hedge]

Facts

[split dagger]

No women would have that many asian pics on their discord

[vagrant cargo]

Well you’d think I’m a woman due to my overbearing masculinity

[wary valley]

Ive seen some with more

Unfortunately

[sterile minnow]

been fucking facts since the first game ever released and will be facts til end of time
debunked, move along

[vagrant cargo]

Nah you’re wrong, I know some weird hoes that would definitely worship some kpop star

[wary valley]

Yup

[vagrant cargo]

I completed borderlands 2 with a womzn

[sterile minnow]

makes me wonder tho, why is there a chat time limit on #beginners-chat and not assistance

[vagrant cargo]

Because were supposed to help people

[sterile minnow]

no they were aliens shapeshifting into women

[vagrant cargo]

Instead of being stupid

Why are we being stupid here

[sterile minnow]

idk we just went full r word

[vagrant cargo]

Man I feel like we do that often

Are we toxic ?

[hazy thicket]

[sterile minnow]

no less toxic than we need to be

[vagrant cargo]

you’re lvl 6 shut up

WAIT THATS TOXIC

[sterile minnow]

[vagrant cargo]

NOOOO

[hazy thicket]

What level are you?

[vagrant cargo]

idk

[sterile minnow]

gone fucked up first minute

hes 28

[vagrant cargo]

I forgor 💀

[sterile minnow]

or lower

[hazy thicket]

how much money do you have

[vagrant cargo]

983

toi le

roubles

[hazy thicket]

noob

[sterile minnow]

15m cus hes a timbo

[vagrant cargo]

NOOO

[pure mist]

#beginners-assistance message

[hazy thicket]

i got 8.6 mill

[wary valley]

Bow down

[sterile minnow]

gotem

[vagrant cargo]

Unironically why’s the lvl 6 calling me noob

Wtf

[lusty glacier]

a month later, i realise the t h i c c weapons case is able to be sold on the flea..

[lusty glacier]

no brainer..

[vagrant cargo]

That’s a legitimate question sometimes

[sterile minnow]

got called out, when is the 1v1 tournament

[open hedge]

Literally no stash space

[hazy thicket]

good loot but money where?

[sterile minnow]

only when we talk with you

[vagrant cargo]

this mf has low money low level why’s he calling me a noob

[wary valley]

No moneys?

[hazy thicket]

no moneys

[sterile minnow]

[pure mist]

Not really lol. Look back, weren’t you just toxic lol

[wary valley]

Here

[sterile minnow]

its just banter

people seem to be so sensitive in this day and age

[hazy thicket]

Oh money is there yes yes

[pure mist]

Not anyones fault that you suck… @vagrant cargo

[surreal parrot]

Gardredd you sound butt hurt 🤣

[wary valley]

Bruh just noticed

In 5 lvs i lost 25 million rubbles

[vagrant cargo]

💀

[sterile minnow]

this even worth it tho?

[lusty glacier]

wtf doink

[sterile minnow]

I mean, obv if youre running labs

[open hedge]

I can buy keycards without barter

[vagrant cargo]

I am butthurt why is he talking mean stuff

[open hedge]

🥱

[vagrant cargo]

I can’t wait to be lvl 35 just for that

[sterile minnow]

skill issue ^

[pure mist]

[wary valley]

Im lv 36 and 2 mil

[tame shard]

wtf

[wary valley]

When i was lv 35 i had 1k roubbles

[tame shard]

how much

[wary valley]

When i was lv 31 i had 26 mil rubbles

[hazy thicket]

I'm lvl 6 and 8.6 mill

[wary valley]

We live in a society

[wary valley]

No pmc?

[hazy thicket]

pmc too yes

[vagrant cargo]

It’s alright

You don’t need cash

[tame shard]

💀

[vagrant cargo]

By lvl 36 you get sooo much shit

No need for cash anymore

[sterile minnow]

Can get even more by 38

14k exp away

[vagrant cargo]

Sick

[hazy thicket]

are you sick?

[sterile minnow]

On cloud 9 rn

[hazy thicket]

I'm healthy :)

[open hedge]

I’m on no cloud

[sterile minnow]

Bout to be cloud 10 gotem

[wary valley]

Whos joseph?

[open hedge]

I’m playing tarkov at school just scaving for money

[sterile minnow]

500k just above ground cloud

[wary valley]

Bruh i typed mommy 2 times and now everytime I don’t type its on my suggestion bar

Bruh

[tame shard]

sus

[sterile minnow]

Wait How? Do you have personal pcs?

[hazy thicket]

mommy milkers

[hazy thicket]

No u

[pure mist]

What else would you use lol

[sterile minnow]

Proposterous

[hazy thicket]

school desktops

Best

[sterile minnow]

I mean we get school pcs

Cant install fuckall

[full anchor]

does any1 know a consistant way to get fir ibruphen

[sterile minnow]

Not that it could run eft

[sterile minnow]

Woods

[wary valley]

Joe

Mommy

Misinput

[open hedge]

Loot

[sterile minnow]

[hazy thicket]

[wary valley]

This is no longer beginners assistance it never was

[pure mist]

Son

Misinput

[wary valley]

Mommy

?

No

[pure mist]

Son

[wary valley]

Mommy?

No

[pure mist]

Son?

No

[cerulean phoenix]

Does the Peacekeeper ever give any Tasks?

[open hedge]

Scaving at school

[vagrant cargo]

@wary valley

[wary valley]

Yes

[wary valley]

Fat l can’t see face

L

[vagrant cargo]

I’ll be your dommy mommy

[wary valley]

Ok

[vagrant cargo]

Let’s go in a raid

[wary valley]

Bye @pure mist got a new mother figure

[wary valley]

Gotta go to the store to get milk brb

[vagrant cargo]

Wow.

[pure mist]

Fuck you, son

[vagrant cargo]

That sounds fishy.

[pure mist]

He’s going to the “store”

[vagrant cargo]

Well I lost my son

[dull tapir]

i wish this game was permanently deleted so i wouldnt be playing it anymore

[vagrant cargo]

ok can u help me instead

I’m so bad you’ll lose all drive to play

[dull tapir]

I am dying day by day playing this game

[vagrant cargo]

I’m sure it’ll work

[vagrant cargo]

Noooo

Help me before u die

[dull tapir]

Dw if i start dying irl youll get my stuff

[vagrant cargo]

Oh

I mean I still rather you don’t sue

Sue

Die

[dull tapir]

Which will probably be soon considering im playing this game daily

[vagrant cargo]

It’s preferable you don’t die

[dull tapir]

My brain is dying

[vagrant cargo]

Nooo

[pure mist]

#beginners-assistance message

[vagrant cargo]

HEY actually

I have an idea

[pure mist]

Actually hilarious

[dull tapir]

Thats me everyday

[vagrant cargo]

Well

Maybe repair your brain ?

[pure mist]

[vagrant cargo]

It can’t be that expensive

@dull tapir would you be down to help a handicapped level 4?

[pure mist]

My dads a neurosurgeon it’s expensive

[split dagger]

damn you are actually playing in school

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah but isn’t it usually paid for if it’s life threatening

[pure mist]

Not really

[dull tapir]

I cant rn i was just getting off

[open hedge]

Got 2 flash drives from that scav

Pretty pog

[vagrant cargo]

Wait how ?

Maybe my country is just too social

[vagrant cargo]

Wtf

[open hedge]

Being social is for the weak

[vagrant cargo]

💀

[open hedge]

Flash drives

Only 355k boys

We rich

[dull tapir]

Can i have them all

[open hedge]

No

[dull tapir]

What if i ask very nicely

[vagrant cargo]

You have 100mil

[dull tapir]

My money dissappeared i swear

[vagrant cargo]

Wtf

[dull tapir]

There is no skill based matchmaking

[open hedge]

I may be broke but I could just not be

Some redditor is gonna dox me just from showing that much of a room

[hexed thicket]

what map would be the easiest to level up in?

[vagrant cargo]

Because people who play this game don’t have a significant other

By doing quests

[dull tapir]

Practice

[pure mist]

Labs then factory then anything

[dull tapir]

Tarkov is a hard game

[vagrant cargo]

🤓

[pure mist]

Only if you’re not spending time with it

[hexed thicket]

either do quests or get a lot of kills every raid for the xp

[dull tapir]

No

[sterile minnow]

Put the effort into learning

[dull tapir]

I spend all day playing this game and i still die alot

Ive died 3 times in a row now

[sterile minnow]

Thats how you gitgud. Do tasks for lvls and unlocking things aswell as insane exp

[open hedge]

Get good by having skill

[pure mist]

Instead of complaining which a lot of people do

[sterile veldt]

looking at your stats you 100% live in Idaho

[sterile minnow]

💯

[pure mist]

Hangout here for half a day you see 200k people complain

[sterile minnow]

Including me about busted AI

[pure mist]

Like that gardredded dude

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah but can you CARRY ME

[sterile minnow]

[pure mist]

[vagrant cargo]

that is the worst my username has ever been spelt

[pure mist]

#beginners-assistance message

[sterile minnow]

Gurtrudd

[knotty palm]

what should I do with purple twitch rivals armband, I see its only going for barters on flea

[vagrant cargo]

Eh that works

[pure mist]

Gardredddddeddded

[dull tapir]

I suck

[vagrant cargo]

You put an extra ed in there

[sterile minnow]

Scandinavian womans name, very old timer name

[pure mist]

Why not

[open hedge]

Sell it for a barter

[split dagger]

you arent broke bro just sell shit

stop hoarding

[open hedge]

No

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah I know

[sterile veldt]

reeses was I right

[knotty palm]

what barter?

[sterile veldt]

do you live in Idaho

[dawn geyser]

You guys are wild, where did I even come into the conversation ' - '

[tropic falcon]

Any beginners who need some help with shit?

[vagrant cargo]

Idk it’s odd

[open hedge]

My 40 million rouble gear is worth using not selling

[sterile minnow]

a wild Kwon appears

[knotty palm]

yes

[pure mist]

It’s oddededdddd

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah we were wondering if you’re human

[hexed thicket]

is the flash shotgun still any good

[split dagger]

yes

[vagrant cargo]

It’s OP

[hexed thicket]

still?

[split dagger]

its OP as fuck lol

[knotty palm]

what should I even barter it for

[open hedge]

Most of my stash worth is probably dog tags

[split dagger]

zvezda in chamber and 3 shrapnel 10

[vagrant cargo]

This mf a murderer

[split dagger]

that shit 1 taps

[hexed thicket]

wear it

it's cool

[vagrant cargo]

It’s ugly

[tropic falcon]

Same tbh, got a good number of them, I think 350+?

[vagrant cargo]

💀

[hexed thicket]

i have like 4 :(

[pure mist]

Labs armband best armband

[tropic falcon]

All level 10+

[vagrant cargo]

I got a lvl 1 dog tag

It was a poor idiot camping a bathroom on reserve

[split dagger]

you dirty bastard u killed him in his first raid ever

[vagrant cargo]

I even took his mp5 before noticing his level

[open hedge]

I have like 120 or something dogtags I should probably sell them I could have more but my kills are often followed by death

[vagrant cargo]

How could i have known

[dawn geyser]

The question is, did he have an MRE and Water in his backpack?

[vagrant cargo]

Yes.

[vagrant cargo]

He also had the starter baseball cap

[dawn geyser]

[vagrant cargo]

And his commando and paca

[knotty palm]

sheesh

[dawn geyser]

His first Rodeo and you sent him to the Shadow Realm

[vagrant cargo]

He got a commando and used 2 mp5 20 rounders

Yeah I didn’t mean to

He actually hit me in the arm

[dawn geyser]

[vagrant cargo]

I didn’t expect someone in the toilets

[frail anvil]

another one

[vagrant cargo]

He also made no noise

[open hedge]

If I find a wild level 1 that’s friendly on VoIP I’m gonna kill him

[vagrant cargo]

He spent like 6 minutes not moving in the toilets

[dawn geyser]

[pure mist]

He’s shitting

[open hedge]

Gotta teach him not to trust people

[tropic falcon]

Thats... Not necessary

[vagrant cargo]

Zamn that is sad

[void sapphire]

TROLL

[vagrant cargo]

But fr he shot my arm

Then he panicked

And crouched

[tropic falcon]

Killing level 1 or below level 10 is pointless usually anyways

[frail anvil]

wdym troll?

[vagrant cargo]

Mf stayed crouched while I took aim

saddest shit

[open hedge]

They need to learn

[tropic falcon]

They will, doesn't have to be from you

[scarlet jetty]

Sure but why should you be friendly when others won't be?

[vagrant cargo]

Next low level I shoot ill say hi and give him something

[vagrant cargo]

Because that’s called not being a cunt ?

[scarlet jetty]

They can always turn around and try to kill you

[tropic falcon]

So? If you're swimming in gear who cares lol

[vagrant cargo]

Well you make sure you’re never exposed to them if you’re being friendly

[tropic falcon]

I generally PM -15 people I kill afterward asking if they want their stuff

[vagrant cargo]

I ain’t friendly unless I got the drop

[tropic falcon]

Or if they need help

[scarlet jetty]

I do that if I've had a good fight with someone

[vagrant cargo]

No one ever offers me my stuff

[tropic falcon]

Probably cause you're sitting around waiting for noobs to come out from the shitter

[open hedge]

Bruh

[tame shard]

why

[tropic falcon]

Why not ?

[open hedge]

Sell them

And give me the money

[scarlet jetty]

Keep them, trophies are cool

[open hedge]

I just sold a bunch of mine

[tropic falcon]

For me its memories

[open hedge]

I keep memorable dog tags

Sell the random shits

[scarlet jetty]

I just keep them all for dogtag barters

[open hedge]

I also collect my friends dog tags as a hobby

[tropic falcon]

I can't seem to find people to kill on Pier

[vagrant cargo]

false

He just shat on me

[tropic falcon]

Do people even come on pier at all?

[rough scarab]

Shoreline?

Maybe at the start of the raid if they’re looting the safes or looking for sanitar

[open hedge]

Pier is only a location you go to if you are boss hunting or questing

Nobody wants to go there

[scarlet jetty]

^^

It's a bad place to go, easily trapped and seen

[tropic falcon]

Why make and end game quest that requires 15 kills there :/

[open hedge]

Who knows

[tame shard]

bsg knows

[bold kernel]

Which quest?

[tropic falcon]

Capturing Outposts

[bold kernel]

this level like 20 sum guy saw me walking around after i spawned in and killed 2 guards. i looted their stuff then headed to get on train(that’s where i met him) he asked me what lvl i was and told him 6(which is the truth) he said “you’ve got some nice stuff” told him how i got it and asked him if i could run with him after the scab and he said sure. tried to fucking put a couple 12 gauge bullets in my back and i luckily had the raider gear on and didn’t die

shit like that pisses me off

Ah yeah

[devout abyss]

so i just started anyone wanna help me with some quest please in like an hour im just about to shower and shit and that before i get back on

[sterile veldt]

I hate going in as pmc and just getting one tapped even with a helmet on

[devout abyss]

i do know how to play and all that i was playing on my friends account before i bought mine today

[sterile veldt]

kinda big suck

[devout abyss]

face mask thats armored is better then a helment

specially the ronnin i think its called

[sterile veldt]

ah also should I level up my shop keepers

[devout abyss]

honestly ya you should on my buds account i got him to lvl 18 and most traders to lvl 2 and its awesome but sadly i got to redo all that shit again xD

so its gonna be a fatty 2 week grind

[tropic falcon]

U in EU or US?

[devout abyss]

US

[tropic falcon]

Can help you probs at some points

I'm in EU but should be fine

[devout abyss]

ok that would be awesome my dude and same since im in Canada i get both good ping to most US and some EU servers so 100% we can try

[tropic falcon]

Yeah just add me and should be good

I assume you're pretty new though right?

[bold kernel]

If you're on later tonight and need help, i'd be down to give you a hand. Dm me if you're down to play in like 8ish hours

[devout abyss]

no i played on my buddys account from lvl 3 to lvl 18 and also did all those quest after so i know the ones after gunsmith part 2 and all the others just dont know the first few that i get

[open hedge]

I am available for renting after 5:00 US central time (please I need money)

[delicate canyon]

If you're running scav kills sure, won't save you from a PMC attack

unless its pistolings

[tame shard]

felt like peter griffin bro

i could barely move

[open hedge]

Use mule

Or just level strength

[tame shard]

im too poor for that

[open hedge]

I’m mega poor and I’d do it

[devout abyss]

a nice caleman helmet with all the pieces for it or that ronnin face mask are better then a norm helment or even a class 3

[jaunty cliff]

Mule isnt that pricy

[delicate canyon]

Trying to get my 3rd sicc case for reserve, mfs bought out all the nails