beginners-assistance

[golden glen]

what ever map u got keys for to get more safes

[hasty olive]

Time to look for a squad lol

Shouldn’t have sold all my Shoreline keys

[golden glen]

customs is good

[open hedge]

Dorms 110 and 114 both have safes

Found many gps there

[golden glen]

tarcone directors office to

cheap key

u need for mission anywya if u doiung tha

[hasty olive]

Yeah i got that quest item

My tm8 already looted the safe then

[golden glen]

safes got gpus?

[primal breach]

i found a gpu in east wing 218

*219

[open hedge]

No

Just gp

[thorny phoenix]

its the most fun ive had in this game like ever

[open hedge]

Shotgun sniping?

[thorny phoenix]

silenced ap-20 slugs

YES

ITS SO HILARIOUS

i got like 700k profit cause lvl 40 guy couldnt even hear where i was shooting him from

tapped him to stomach

he opened shturmans stash and looted caches

[open hedge]

Shturman is cannon fodder

Almost as easy as tagilla

Only boss I have trouble killing is killa because he sneaks up on me

[merry dust]

Same

[open hedge]

He’s sneaky as fuck until he isn’t

[buoyant mason]

you are now a normie like the rest of us, welcome back to blue

[merry dust]

I can reboost if I want to

but nah

[buoyant mason]

blue best though

[merry dust]

tark not worth my time

[open hedge]

Can you boost a gpu into my Bitcoin farm

[merry dust]

I got a lot of other stuff to worry about

[buoyant mason]

that sounds ominous

[open hedge]

He’s probably running from the government right now

[merry dust]

in what way?

good or bad?

[open hedge]

[buoyant mason]

bad, is ominous ever good? 😅

[merry dust]

good point

but you’re not wrong

many things are going bad

and Tarky isn’t something I can focus on

[buoyant mason]

I send panda hugs good sir

[golden glen]

not a bad pistol run?

[buoyant mason]

[open hedge]

Shrimp is best pistol

[clever wave]

can somewan help me learn labs im lvl 31 just dm me if you want to help

[velvet blade]

can I find a list/infographic with all new GP trades?

[merry dust]

[open hedge]

[merry dust]

[golden glen]

try offline mode that's been helping me to learn angles

[unique steeple]

Flea market

[open hedge]

My Bitcoin farm only makes 30k profit ever 38 hours

I need more gpus

[merry dust]

AHHAHAH

yeees

more labs players

I’m not helping but go learn that pls

more pvp if I ever come back

[open hedge]

I only play labs if I have a 5 stack

[clever wave]

i tried it once and i instantly died

[open hedge]

Even then I still don’t do labs unless I have good keycards

I only have yellow

[merry dust]

Not worth

Like 0 loot if 5 stack

maybe 100k Epcot

[clever wave]

so now i hope soemwan can help me show the angles loot and shit

[open hedge]

Less chance for solo cheaters though

[clever wave]

more chanches for carries tho

[open hedge]

I carry my team lol

Can’t have a carry if you are the carry

[clever wave]

no peaple that pay hacker to cary them

thats surtenly true tho

[open hedge]

Hackers should all burn in hell

Respectfully

[clever wave]

not respectifly by me tho

they can fuck off

[open hedge]

Indeed

[golden glen]

shoudl i just sell everything in my scav box?

[open hedge]

Depends

[clever wave]

do you have flee?

[golden glen]

yeah

[open hedge]

[clever wave]

how far are you in hideout?

[open hedge]

Only sell it if you don’t think you’ll ever need it

[golden glen]

i don't do hideout

[clever wave]

yeaa hide out is prity good tho

[open hedge]

Bruh

[golden glen]

what I need to keep for it?

[open hedge]

How do you just “not do hideout”

That’s like 1/3 of the game

[golden glen]

idk i dont' see a point

[clever wave]

you can make a fuck ton of money

[golden glen]

how?

[unique steeple]

this man is getting kappa next wipe

[open hedge]

Also hideout can craft items needed for tasks that would be traditional hard to find

For sure

[golden glen]

liek what items?

[open hedge]

Car batteries certain chemicals

[golden glen]

i got car batts

[open hedge]

60rd mags

[unique steeple]

ledx

[golden glen]

i got those to

[open hedge]

Gunpowder

[golden glen]

got gunpowder

[open hedge]

Gpu

[golden glen]

not ledex hto

I got gpu

[open hedge]

It’s easier to craft then to find

[golden glen]

what I need ledex for?

[open hedge]

Many things

[golden glen]

a mission?

[open hedge]

Also you can craft stim shots

Ledx is for tasks yes

[golden glen]

i need to go back to labs?

how many ledex do i need?

[open hedge]

Just a few not many

[golden glen]

this time I won't sell it

rip

3?

[open hedge]

You won’t need them for a long time

You probably won’t get there this wipe

[golden glen]

oh ok so i can only save them next wipe

does hideout reset on the wipe to?

[open hedge]

Yes

[golden glen]

ok

might aswell not do it then

[clever wave]

yea you get a full reset of everything

[open hedge]

But hideout also can increase your physical skills making getting shit done easier

[golden glen]

hmmm

[open hedge]

Let’s you get more rp and money from traders shorter scav cool down

Hideouts are essential to doing thing effectively

[golden glen]

i don't do scav either tho

[open hedge]

Still the rp and money boost helps

[golden glen]

rp?

[open hedge]

Trader rep

[golden glen]

oh

i think I only need to get it up on fence

[open hedge]

You need all your traders maxed for kappa

[celest sage]

Wait really

[open hedge]

Yeah there is a prapor task that asks for that and I believe it’s required

[celest sage]

I thought you just needed prapor therapist skier peacekeeper ragman jaeger

[open hedge]

Plus if your trader arnt maxed by level 50 your just dumb

[celest sage]

Im not going to do that long of a grind

For 6.0

[open hedge]

Everyone but fence

[celest sage]

O

[wet otter]

42*

[open hedge]

It was an example

[celest sage]

40*

[open hedge]

No you can’t max out at 40

[golden glen]

39

[wet otter]

you cant have all max traders at 40

[celest sage]

Isnt 40 all that’s needed

[golden glen]

lel

[celest sage]

I thought the hardest was mechanic at level 40

[wet otter]

no

[celest sage]

Did they change it

[wet otter]

ragman is 42 for max

[open hedge]

Mechanic is 42

[golden glen]

bruh obv i got mine maxed at level 2

[celest sage]

Ohhh ragman

Mechanic is 40

[open hedge]

I thought mechanic was 42

[wet otter]

no

its 40

[celest sage]

I was just thinking of the thicc weapons case

Because I remember getting it at 40

[wet otter]

last wipe it was 40

[celest sage]

O

[edgy nymph]

upgraded to EOD today. looks sick duznt it

[wet otter]

awesome

[open hedge]

[wet otter]

[open hedge]

Why you using my emotes

The troll face is mine

[wet otter]

[open hedge]

[wet otter]

[river rampart]

no troll spam

[sand herald]

Wow, egde of darkness? Must be a new pack

[open hedge]

We are communicating through emotes

It’s not spam

[sand herald]

too late

[wet otter]

fr

[sand herald]

muted, kicked, banned, blacklisted

[bold kernel]

can you find a weapons case in costumes marked room?

[wet otter]

advanced troll language

[open hedge]

Really low chance but I think

[sand herald]

costumes marked room what? if ure talking about marked room no not anymore

oh

customs

[open hedge]

Did they change it

[wet otter]

ayo the cultist left his clothes in marked room 😳

[sand herald]

yea

[open hedge]

Make marked have the old odds of being able to spawn any item in the game

[unique steeple]

kappa

[sand herald]

waist pouch

[open hedge]

I would perish if I found kappa in a marked room

[unique steeple]

free eod upgrade

[open hedge]

I have eod

[unique steeple]

ill take it then

[sand herald]

no i will

[unique steeple]

nah

[sand herald]

do u have standard

[fallow spade]

no

hideout is useful

especially for ammo crafting

[open hedge]

Hideout has best ammo crafts

[unique steeple]

yep

[open hedge]

Snb rounds for red gun powder is very nice

[wet otter]

bp craft 😩

[open hedge]

But I like keeping my as Val ammo

[sand herald]

val gamer?

respect

[open hedge]

Sometimes

[wet otter]

val gaming

[sand herald]

best gaming

[open hedge]

If I’m going all out I usually use a rpk

[wet otter]

my all out is m4

lo

[open hedge]

Cringe

[wet otter]

or vals

vals good

[open hedge]

M4 are used to much

[wet otter]

i have a shit ton of 9x39 bp

yeah they are good

[open hedge]

Petition to remove all the pen on m4 rounds

[last grove]

m4 with 28 recoil though

[open hedge]

Still cringe

[wet otter]

with 17 ergo 😎

[last grove]

i have a whole 30ish ergo excuse u

i may have weak arms

[open hedge]

[wet otter]

wa

do you use 30s bro

[open hedge]

Ergo is overrated tho

[wet otter]

whenever i use 20 inch m4 i have no ergo

[last grove]

ill find my m4 secc

[sand herald]

if im havin 30 ergo i might as well run a 21' sa-58

[last grove]

SA-58 was nerfed so hard though its min recoil is like 80 something

[feral jetty]

Ergo is absolutely not overated

Min recoil is 98 with 21 ergo

Sa-58 favorite gun but dogass

[open hedge]

No need for ergo if you have 3000 bullets in you mag

[sand herald]

no way?

[last grove]

thats why i run 100 rounders in my m4 with war mage

[wet otter]

maybe i was wrong

[last grove]

[feral jetty]

Except for when you don't have peaker advantage

[wet otter]

mayb e

just maybe

[sand herald]

we talkin 21' PRS GEN3 RK-2 CASV FAL?

[feral jetty]

Yep

[last grove]

i do not have 30 ergs with a drum mag

[sand herald]

that shit 98 recoil??

[feral jetty]

Buffertube mount and striker advanced

Its either 98 or 88

With 21 ergo and thats when using a shift and 30 rounders

[wet otter]

last wipe i used to use gen 3 stock and rk-2 on my m4s lol

[feral jetty]

With the bmd combo

[wet otter]

i couldnt hold my gun up for more than 2 seconds

[last grove]

i still do

[wet otter]

my god

what is that

[open hedge]

Sa 58 is good I don’t know what you on 50rd drums of m61 will annihilate anybody

[wet otter]

that poor poor m4

[last grove]

max endurance gives you a lot of extra hand stamina

[feral jetty]

Compared to an mdr with a rk1 and a thunderbeast and call it a day

[last grove]

so ergo for that doesnt really matter

[wet otter]

i know it does

[open hedge]

I have max stamina

[feral jetty]

Oh yeah sure 50 round drums on a gun that has 21 recoil with 30 rounders and a shift

Sure sounds fun to me

[last grove]

it does

[feral jetty]

Feel free to take it in, free m61 for whoever finds you

[wet otter]

ayo mcx gaming????

[feral jetty]

Considering m61 gives plus 10 recoil

So 108

[open hedge]

That’s not hard to control tho

[last grove]

mcx looks cool bvut i wish it had a buffer tube adapter

let me stick an advanced tube on it

[feral jetty]

That's cool and all, but you're still majorly disadvantaged against a dude with any gun 60 or below vertical

[wet otter]

they brought it up

on the podcast

[open hedge]

Why not just “get good”

[feral jetty]

Mcx best build has 66 vertical recoil

[wet otter]

it should have the same one as mpx

[last grove]

oooo yay

[wet otter]

they use the same stock system

[feral jetty]

Ye it should

[wet otter]

its just a little pic rail on the back

[feral jetty]

Reese the sa58 is my favorite gun in the game, it's still dogshit

Idc though still use it

[open hedge]

Not dog shit if you hit your shots

[last grove]

style over function

you might be dead

but you looked cool as hell dying

[feral jetty]

This is like talking to a brick wall

[open hedge]

Just hit your shots it ain’t that hard

[feral jetty]

"NoT dOgsHiT If YoU HiT YoUR ShoTs"

[last grove]

what if i dont wanna hit my shots

[feral jetty]

A fucking aps is great if you only head eyes people

What's your point

[open hedge]

Exactly my point

[feral jetty]

So every gun is good

[open hedge]

Any gun is good if you’re good

[last grove]

ya but you could be gooder

with a gooder gun

[open hedge]

I will never use an m4

I alway sell them

I hate m4s

[feral jetty]

Lizard over here using common sense

Can't believe you would use your brain in this situation lizard

[last grove]

i have no brain im a lizard

🦎

[feral jetty]

Obviously we're ment to use m9s with pbp and just tap

[last grove]

PBP GZH is too high pen for us god beings

[feral jetty]

Because redundancy is irrelevant

[open hedge]

I think recker is just mad that I’m better than him

[feral jetty]

Clearly

[last grove]

we're using PSO in this shit straight from a freshly bought mp5 from peacekeeper

[feral jetty]

Naw I just dunno how else to talk to you

Sarcasm is all that seems to make any of this legible

[open hedge]

You just don’t understand

[last grove]

this is why youre broke

[open hedge]

I’m broke because I don’t give a fuck about the stupid ass meta

I play for style

And fun

I don’t care if m4 has no recoil

[feral jetty]

Weird way to say broke

[open hedge]

You’re just mad I’m not a meta slave

[last grove]

i think you'ree in the wrong channel for your fight against meta slaving

this is a helper assistance channel

[feral jetty]

You're only rejecting it because you have to have money to build meta guns

[open hedge]

I use a toz with a scope for shooter born in heaven

I have enough money for meta guns

I just don’t care to spend it on them

[last grove]

we get it, this is #beginners-assistance though

[wary valley]

Weird way to say broke

[feral jetty]

You dont teach new players to use dog shit and just get good

[open hedge]

I killed tagilla with a toz

I’m just better than you

[wary valley]

Weird way to say broke

[last grove]

hes broke

[sonic arrow]

found a red card on a scav, is it worth anything?

[last grove]

about three dollars

[wary valley]

No discard it

It gives u a dumb debuff

[sonic arrow]

ah ok

[feral jetty]

Don't

[sonic arrow]

imma chuck it

[feral jetty]

JAEGER

Don't duxkinf

[wary valley]

Do it

[sonic arrow]

thx for the help

[wary valley]

Nothin

[last grove]

chuck it in the customs river

[feral jetty]

Don't fuxkinf do it moron

[last grove]

ill come grab it

[feral jetty]

42 mill

42 mill

[sonic arrow]

will do

[feral jetty]

42 mill

[last grove]

isa joke recker

[wary valley]

🗿🗿🗿🗿

[feral jetty]

With what Reese has been arguing I don't have faith

[open hedge]

I feel like recker doesn’t understand how people play video games for entertainment

[wet otter]

@sonic arrow if you throw it into the river you can eat my nuts

[sonic arrow]

bruhhhh shotgun scav got me

[feral jetty]

I feel like you assume I only use meta shit

Because I argue that using dumb shit braindead guns is bad

[last grove]

understandable have a nice day

[open hedge]

You are literally yelling at me for saying a gun you don’t like is good

I think you just mad

[wary valley]

Just found one thnx for luck

[feral jetty]

How many more times will I say

The sa58

Is my favorite

Gun

In the fame

Game

[last grove]

sa58 looks cool

[feral jetty]

Before you read

Reese

How many more times

Tell me

[wet otter]

favorite gun does not mean its useable at all

[buoyant mason]

[wet otter]

my fav gun is svd lol

[open hedge]

How many times will it take you you to realize I’m fucking with you

[feral jetty]

Exactly doctor

That's my whole point

[wet otter]

legit run it on fuckin factory

[sonic arrow]

imagine having to run an altyn every rai, if you are gtting shot in the head that much youre just shit

[feral jetty]

The sa-58 is a garbage cannon and I love it

[open hedge]

Although I do run a toz with a scope because I think it’s funny to kill people with it

[sonic arrow]

i love this

[feral jetty]

I feel like that's more pain then fun

[open hedge]

No it’s really not actually

[feral jetty]

I like running a shotgun with ap-20s and a scope for shooterborn

That's funny asf

[open hedge]

I did actually kill tagilla with a toz with an acog

[unique steeple]

fuck u

[wary valley]

Ez clap

🗿🗿🗿

[feral jetty]

Rat you weren't joking?

Lmao

[wary valley]

No

[feral jetty]

Fir docs and wallet

[wary valley]

Docs case on bag cause i like to live dangerously

[feral jetty]

Got da ensured ushanka

[last grove]

red card gang lets go

[wary valley]

🗿🗿🗿🗿

Shhhh

[sonic arrow]

i got chu

[wet otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768325779829293097/854059581582606406/unknown.png

real

real

REAL

[wary valley]

I just googled red card tarkov prices

And found a screenshot lmao

[sonic arrow]

da triple labs card tho

[wet otter]

FR

[last grove]

my mans bringing inn the

shoreline keys to labs

[open hedge]

My favorite keycard is yellow

Really good loot

[wet otter]

that was last wipe lol

i didnt have 5 sicc cases

[silent pumice]

Flechette rounds any good??

[open hedge]

Yes

Low damage per pellet but in total it does a lot

Leg meta go wild

[last grove]

i got the non fir red card due to unfortunate incident

[wet otter]

as soon as i found mine i jumped out the winder and ran to rock passage lol

it was night so it was dead as hell

[open hedge]

London servers are super dead

Barely run into anyone ever

[last grove]

might i suggest killing people

[open hedge]

That’s why I don’t go London

It’s boring

Great for gpu farming on interchange tho

If you’re into that

[last grove]

i just want caaaards

[wary valley]

Time for labs farming

[last grove]

without paying 360k

[wary valley]

God bless my ping

[open hedge]

I get like 150 over there

No lag

[wet otter]

auto usa inter

night

lo

[open hedge]

What

[wet otter]

pvp + easy rouble

[open hedge]

Interchange on central us daytime is a shit show

Literally gunfight that last the whole raid

Chads everywhere

Can’t catch a break

I like fights but those fight are you usually getting into killed by a guy with a vector using leg meta on you from across the map

[last grove]

i thought you were pro gaming

go kill em

[open hedge]

It’s all people with m4s slicks and vectors and it’s aids

[last grove]

just

shoot emm

[open hedge]

I can take a 2-4 stack but not a 5

[last grove]

why not

[open hedge]

Most people run 5

[last grove]

shoot em

[open hedge]

Because I only have so much ammo in 1 mag

[last grove]

might i suggest reloading

[open hedge]

Oh thanks

[last grove]

you only need 5 bullets

[open hedge]

When i get on later I’m gonna try and get a shoot born in heaven with a toz

[last grove]

i went through all the tasks now i wait for somewhat easier daily tasks

i do not want to extract labs 7 times in one day when i dont play that MUCH

[open hedge]

Relatable

[wary valley]

Carry me

[last grove]

curse u prapor

there that one actually shows its labs lol

[narrow gull]

actually pretty easy

[last grove]

dosent even give me enough money to pay back a single card

[open hedge]

You get back almost 1 keycards worth of cash for wasting 6 cards

[last grove]

i just dont have the timeeee

[narrow gull]

i got 22 factory extracts :(

[wary valley]

femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut.

[last grove]

at least that doesnt cost 200k each time

[open hedge]

Ez I do that for fun

[last grove]

im a woman i can not be big dominant chad

[dull tapir]

Keycards are 130k each rn

[last grove]

where tf are you getting 130k cards

[narrow gull]

you do it for me then :)

[dull tapir]

Therapist

[narrow gull]

therapist

[last grove]

wait woa

why are they cheaper

[dull tapir]

Event

[wary valley]

U can have big strong muscles

[last grove]

oh

[open hedge]

My meta build

[last grove]

i still can only buy 1 card every few hours

lame

[wary valley]

I can enjoy pegging too

[last grove]

i do not i am a stick

no

[wary valley]

Chad is not gender specific

[open hedge]

Indeed

[wary valley]

And strong is not about muscles its about mindset

[open hedge]

Correct

[last grove]

i am not big chad i just scream and sometimes shoot people

[open hedge]

I rush dorms with a shrimp and somehow get kills

[dense monolith]

does anyone wanna help out a newbie and buy my blue card?

[last grove]

the shrimp is good tho

[last grove]

how much

[dense monolith]

how much can you spare

or are willing to give

[open hedge]

12 Rubles

[unique steeple]

13

[dense monolith]

tempting offers

[dull tapir]

2mil

[unique steeple]

Take it or leave it

[last grove]

how about ten sheckles

[open hedge]

I got 11 shmeckles

[last grove]

die

[open hedge]

No

[open hedge]

I’ll give you my yellow for it

Yellow card

[last grove]

ill give you my red card for it, i swear its not a normal card with red marker on it

[open hedge]

Bruh

[glacial cedar]

I stg na has better loot than eu

[wary valley]

I guess ima look for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut. Somewhere else

[last grove]

yes you will have to

[wary valley]

femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut.

[dense monolith]

but actually does anyone wanna buy it?

[last grove]

nah blue card kinda poopy

[unique steeple]

u gotta sell it on flea

[last grove]

if its not FIR, sell it to fence

[dull tapir]

Or use it

[unique steeple]

[wary valley]

Trueeeee

💀💀💀

[dull tapir]

But selling to fence is the smartest

[last grove]

blue card does not give much shit though

[dense monolith]

what should i sell it for?

[last grove]

one thicc case

thats what its been running for on the market

[open hedge]

Yellow key has the best loot

[unique steeple]

barter it

look at the similar barters

[last grove]

they don't really get sold all that often though

[dense monolith]

is it true if no one buys your trade on flea then the item is not found in raid anymore?

[open hedge]

What does blue card even have behind it

[unique steeple]

no

[open hedge]

No

[celest sage]

No

[dense monolith]

ok good

[unique steeple]

also u should just keep having it up there

til someone buys it

[last grove]

but if no one buys it, your rep tanks

[celest sage]

Almost nothing

[unique steeple]

just keep it up there

[celest sage]

Extend the timer

[unique steeple]

dont let it run out

[last grove]

tru

i dont think ive ever used the extend timer feature

[wary valley]

Hodl

[open hedge]

Yellow key is shit it only turns off an alarm

I don’t even want it

[dull tapir]

Yellow is amazing

[wary valley]

🗿🗿🗿🗿

Stop criminal

U have violated the law

[open hedge]

How so

[wary valley]

Idk

Nobody is answering to my femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut. In lfg chat

Sad days

[dull tapir]

🤔

[golden glen]

lel just sold all my junk boxes

oof

[open hedge]

Why

[wary valley]

He broke

[golden glen]

bc m995 is alot

[wary valley]

💀💀💀

[golden glen]

full case now lol

[open hedge]

Bro

ThAts not necessary

Just 856a1

[wary valley]

femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut.

[golden glen]

now i can dump mags and not worry

[golden glen]

huh?

[wary valley]

femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut.

🗿🗿💀

[open hedge]

[last grove]

what if a fella is wearing a maska

hmmmmmmm

[unique steeple]

Ur lvl 23?

[golden glen]

yuh

[open hedge]

I’ve been 2 tapped by 856a1 with a level 5 mask

[last grove]

level 5 is not a maska

[unique steeple]

Why tf do u have 70m

[open hedge]

It wasn’t a maska

[last grove]

i know

thats why im saying they're not comparable

[open hedge]

But still

Those bullets work

[last grove]

its the diff between a korund and a slick

except hte maska sucks

unless you're killa

then fuck you killa

[open hedge]

I use the maska you trying to fight

Only on factory

[wary valley]

What cartoon is that pfp from 🗿

[open hedge]

Ben 10

[last grove]

idfk the dude im matching with picked it ofr me

ill go ask his dumb ass when he wakse up

[golden glen]

should i have more by now?

[wary valley]

Thnk u

[last grove]

90m by level 15

[golden glen]

damn

[last grove]

i believe inu

[open hedge]

Bro I’m level 37 and I don’t even have 2 mil

[golden glen]

u had 90 mill at level 15?

[last grove]

by level 2 you should have 15 mil

[unique steeple]

It’s physically impossible to have 70m by 23 so I’m declaring cap

[golden glen]

red keycard lel

[wary valley]

Just scav run

[golden glen]

i don't scav

[unique steeple]

I’m not playing a game to be bored

[open hedge]

That’s boring as fuck though

[wary valley]

Go fk urself

[unique steeple]

How much did u sell it for

[wary valley]

Go back to where u belong

[solid agate]

where can i find lots of dead scavs for tv10 rigs

[wary valley]

The trash compactor

[solid agate]

need 2 for ragman

[wary valley]

Labs

[open hedge]

Factory

[buoyant mason]

clearly either lucky loot or rmt

[wary valley]

But the fee for red card is massive if its so many millions

[golden glen]

40 on the dot I think

[open hedge]

About 16 mil to put it up

[solid agate]

can the white gas masks are from scavs too right

[last grove]

man you'd need to sell like 3 red keycards to have 70 mil cause of the fees

[unique steeple]

Fee? 15m?

[wary valley]

Mf gonna say he had lv 3 intel before lv 23

[unique steeple]

Lmfao

[open hedge]

Bruh

[wary valley]

💀💀

[last grove]

he hasnt upgraded his hideout al that much

he doesn have 110 ENERGY

spend money on ur hideoutmaaan

[wary valley]

Broke boi

I have 110 energy

[open hedge]

Next thing you know he’s gonna say he doesn’t use guns because they arnt necessary

[unique steeple]

lol

[last grove]

the only thing you need

is a sword

[unique steeple]

I love my m2

[last grove]

i have more knife kills than i have grenade kills lmao

[open hedge]

I use hatchet

I don’t know how to get sword

[wary valley]

Guns are a construct created by the chadarchy to say only way to earn rubbles is with guns

[unique steeple]

lmao

[last grove]

complete flint from skier

[open hedge]

I have 30 knife kills

[last grove]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Flint

[open hedge]

2 on pmc

[last grove]

idk how many on my scav

[open hedge]

Pmcs are very hard to melee kill

[wary valley]

Me too

[open hedge]

Very much luck is required

[last grove]

not if you're both shit at the game and run out of ammmo

but one of you has a m-2 tactical sword

[open hedge]

That’s how I got my first one

[wary valley]

Never happened to me

[last grove]

i stabbed one on night factory after i threw a bunch of zaryas at em

[open hedge]

Bruh

Im gonna do a funny later

[golden glen]

lets go bby 2 btc today

[open hedge]

Ks23 only flashbang rounds

Melee people to death

[last grove]

bring some armor so you dont like get insta killed from them spraying randomly

i speak from experience in attempting the same thing

[open hedge]

No armor necessary I’m just too good at the game

[last grove]

blind people are random

[open hedge]

I’ll dodge

[last grove]

incredible

[open hedge]

[wary valley]

Im so poor in tarkov

I need to prostitute myself for a cheeseburger

[open hedge]

I only have like 1.6 mil

[dull tapir]

Play woods

Ez money

[open hedge]

Had 400k a few days ago

[last grove]

where monay

get monay

zoop zoop

[open hedge]

I always get sniped by a guy with a thermal on an m4

[wary valley]

I made 4 mil in like 3 runs so i agree

[last grove]

bring thermal on your toz

[open hedge]

Bet

[dull tapir]

Only select 1 server if you really want to make money

And don't want pvp

[open hedge]

Wtf does that mean

[dull tapir]

Also scav on woods is ez money too

You can select servers

On the launcher

[open hedge]

Yes but you said 1 server

[dull tapir]

Yes you can deselect what ever servers you're running and only play on 1

[last grove]

you pick one server

[open hedge]

How do I just chose exactly what server oh today I want to play on server 101102174922200222#fu

[last grove]

you pick one server

[open hedge]

I’ll pick your mom

[open hedge]

[last grove]

see you click

only one

check box

[dull tapir]

Left click remember

[open hedge]

I only do that if I need to play with people overseas

[last grove]

we are not talking about overseas

[open hedge]

It would make me a rat if I did that

[dull tapir]

Dead servers = less pvp = money

[open hedge]

Rat mentality

[last grove]

i jus wanna do tasks

[open hedge]

Then do them

[last grove]

I DID

but now i just have

daily tasks

[open hedge]

Good

[last grove]

and for some reason

I CANT FIND BEANS

[narrow gull]

when you don't like dying to pvp

[open hedge]

I find many beans

[last grove]

i have no beans

it is the only thing i need besides a stupid wz wallet

[open hedge]

I haven’t seen any in like 2 weeks tho

I found one of those yesterday

[narrow gull]

hit dem ration crates

reserve hermetic

[last grove]

yea i should prolly head to customs or reserve

[open hedge]

Reserves is only good as a scav

[last grove]

reserve is fun on pmc tho

fight some ppl and then get assaulted by an army of pscavs

[open hedge]

In my lobbies I just get one tapped by cheaters running m995

From across the map

[narrow gull]

reserve is awesome for pmc too

[last grove]

sounds like you need to get good

[narrow gull]

just don't get cheated on

[open hedge]

Ah yes

Just don’t die to cheaters how have I not thought of that

[last grove]

works for me

and we're both central us so its not your servers

[open hedge]

It’s definitely just my servers then

[last grove]

we in the same PLACE

[open hedge]

I swear bro I run into so many cheaters on that fucking map

Maybe it’s just my luck

[last grove]

nah i think its just some gamers there

only time i've died suspiciouslly was on labs

[open hedge]

[last grove]

where i headeyes'd through a wall with M855 (not A1)

pwp

[somber summit]

I wouldnt be so fast with accusing of cheats. Some is lucky most if just random yolo

[open hedge]

Bro

If you’ve seen what I’ve seen

You’d be suspicious

[somber summit]

Go ahead and show me then

[open hedge]

I don’t clip things

I don’t even have a thing for it

[somber summit]

Everyone has lol.

[open hedge]

Well I don’t use it

[last grove]

use it

[open hedge]

That’s a lot of effort

[last grove]

nividia or amd?

[open hedge]

I don’t even know what button it is

Nividia

[river rampart]

nvidia

[last grove]

turn on shadowplay

in geforce experience or your ingame overlay

then press alt-f10 to save the last (however long you set it to) minutes

[somber summit]

A whole lotta effort indeed. Pressing a hotkey after something happened.

[open hedge]

That’s too much effort

No deal

[last grove]

crazy

we'll never get that evidence then

[somber summit]

Yea... Kinda suspicios how noone ever clips their cheaters

[open hedge]

I will say there was more early this wipe but less recently

So that’s nice

I’ll probably start going reserve again

I’m just traumatized

[golden glen]

lmao it's sus that people don't clip cheaters?

[last grove]

traumatized man

[somber summit]

If it was THAT many id have taken atleast a clip or two. I dont like throwing out cheaters if i cant say for 100% that they are

[open hedge]

Also there will always be that one guy that says you’re just mad he’s better lol

I know how cheats work because I know people who bought expensive cheats to see how hackers play

[last grove]

without proof thats usually p much what it is

[open hedge]

It’s pretty aids

[golden glen]

but why should that be our job why can't the devs just get better?

[open hedge]

Also I don’t know reserves well so I get get head tapped from angles I don’t know

[somber summit]

Aaand someone doesnt realize that cheaters vs devs is a neverending cat and mouse game

[golden glen]

What does Aaand mean?

[last grove]

lmao what

[golden glen]

idk hes saying I should clip evey cheater I find

[last grove]

triple A games still have cheating problems, theres not a giant dev conspiracy where they're all just shit at their job

[open hedge]

Devs ban people people buy game more it’s a perpetual cycle

[last grove]

its just a really hard problem to fix, like rainy says its a cat and mouse game

[narrow gull]

1. it's a cat and mouse game, but bsg is def not doing everything they can to mitigate the issue
2. cheaters do buy the game again, but usually with stolen credit cards so bsg doesn't actually get anything when refund order comes in

[somber summit]

There are cheaters (never seen one but they are there) but not even close to as many as some proclaim there to be

[narrow gull]

you're just playing on the wrong servers then

[somber summit]

Im playing on the right servers then

Idek on which servers im playing

[open hedge]

I’ve played on servers where all pmcs died as soon as we spawned in by a guy called “getshiton”

[somber summit]

And that wouldve been clipworthy.

[open hedge]

Yes it would’ve

That was last wipe

[somber summit]

Rn its just yea ok then.

[narrow gull]

also fact of the matter is some cheaters avoid populated servers because there's automated bad for extremely high k/d

[bold kernel]

its sus that my pc cant record while playing tarkov

[last grove]

thats definitely just a you problem

[narrow gull]

also a lot of people run radar and wh that may not be obvious and can be dismissed by "he prob heard me"

[somber summit]

Yea thats pretty sus. Shadowplay has no impact on performance

[bold kernel]

it doesnt?

[somber summit]

No lol.

[bold kernel]

damn might just record my raids then

[celest sage]

After dynamic loot it has ledx and stuff all the time

[bold kernel]

what

[somber summit]

They get a chunky filesize, so you maybe just want to use highlights

[bold kernel]

where is that ledx spawn

[pure mist]

it's after after that

labs wasn't buff at dynamic loot

it was buffed after dynamic loot

[narrow gull]

that event is over isn't it, they just manually gave that room some spawns

[open hedge]

What event

[strong meteor]

So I've been seeing a good bit about changing server to find empty raids

[fervent swift]

It's not a event

[pure mist]

what event

[strong meteor]

but that never works for me

[narrow gull]

the one where they moved loot out of key rooms to "test dynamic loot"

[narrow gull]

it was

[fervent swift]

It's a still in progress loot system

[strong meteor]

no matter what server I pick i still run into full teams of juicers

[narrow gull]

and why do you think that

[fervent swift]

They're still tweaking it

[narrow gull]

and why do you think that

[fervent swift]

Because they've literally said it

[narrow gull]

and where did they say it

specifically that "dynamic loot will be in effect after the test event is over"

[fervent swift]

Like imma go dig around for week to month old posts

[open hedge]

Why do you talk like a YouTube advertisement

[narrow gull]

sure they prob are still tweaking it on their personal test server(if they have one) but i've never heard of dynamic loot being a thing since the event

[fervent swift]

Because it was the initial implementation of it

[narrow gull]

it was a test of an initial implementation

[fervent swift]

The whole game is literally in beta my dude

We're all still playing the test

[narrow gull]

that doesn't help your argument

also is tarkov down for anyone?

[fervent swift]

[bold kernel]

im ina black scream and i hear looting noises did i fuk ma game?

[pure mist]

no

the game fucked itself

server problem,

[bold kernel]

shit

[strong meteor]

I tried to load into a raid and it didnt work

[open hedge]

Just load in better gosh it’s not hard

[fervent swift]

Realest of skill issues

[open hedge]

Ikr

[stray rain]

i just got the error code 522, how do i fix it?

[open hedge]

Everyone is having problems

[celest sage]

No fix everyone has it

[open hedge]

No fix rn

[pure mist]

you don't

[stray rain]

thaks for the information

[narrow gull]

server ran out of vodka for cooling

[open hedge]

Vodka op

[humble relic]

Guys I'm getting this error: Error on POST https://launcher.escapefromtarkov.com/launcher/config?launcherVersion=12.10.0.1721. Status code: 522

does anyone know why?

[open hedge]

Everyone is

Everyone is dead

[last grove]

game borked

[open hedge]

It’s over the game is deleted

[humble relic]

Any fixes?

[open hedge]

No more tarkov

[last grove]

no fixes

[narrow gull]

2 messages up man

[last grove]

game is borked

wait a while

[buoyant mason]

why are people insistant on not reading up

[last grove]

hey hey guys

i know yall just like talked about it

but why is my game borked??

[open hedge]

Probably an internal server error

[buoyant mason]

I got an error does anyone else have one?xxxxxxx

[open hedge]

Everybody’s game is dead

[buoyant mason]

I hope that wasn't in response to me, you shouldn't have wasted your finger energy 😅

[last grove]

i have no finunger energy

[glacial cedar]

lmao

game dead

[bold kernel]

did the hole server shit its self?

[last grove]

yes\

it did

[narrow gull]

UNLIMITED FINGER POWAH

[glacial cedar]

tarkov got tarkov'd by a ddoser

[buoyant mason]

Theyre actually just releasing lighthouse right now

[narrow gull]

i like how this instantly became shitpost channel

[open hedge]

I live here

[glacial cedar]

well rip most of yalls loot

wont be getting the kits rn

[open hedge]

Seriously if you scroll up I’m a looming presence

[glacial cedar]

nikita is downloading porn on the tarkov wifi

[bold kernel]

i extracted as the server shit it self will i getany of my stuff?

[glacial cedar]

nope

[last grove]

its a solid maybe

[open hedge]

I’d say maybe as well

No promises

[bold kernel]

[glacial cedar]

i extracted as it died aswell, im just having low expectations tbh

I got black screen when i extracted and then went to reset and now cant establish server connection

[bold kernel]

should we alert the crew

[pure mist]

no?

[bold kernel]

me angy

[pure mist]

bc they are not in charge of server maintenance

[bold kernel]

ah

[lone hinge]

same lmao

[bold kernel]

same

[pure mist]

and 100% they won't even check messages

[bold kernel]

u think ill get my stuff?

fair

[lone hinge]

lmao i tought my pc finnaly died and closed the game

[bold kernel]

maybe

[lone hinge]

i hope my scav run loot isin't gone i was beafy

[bold kernel]

[glacial cedar]

[open hedge]

I think that they should implement a gear return system if a server crashes

[dawn geyser]

Servers are having issues, sit tight.

[glacial cedar]

way to point out the obvious genius

[pure mist]

imma fly to the servers and see wtf is going on

[lone hinge]

soo the mf stole my scav gear

[pure mist]

[dawn geyser]

You're so funny I forgot to laugh

[lone hinge]

toxic moment

[glacial cedar]

when did I even make it a joke

if you think thats a joke you need better memes man

[lone hinge]

hes coping

leave him bee

[open hedge]

Malding

[unique steeple]

Lmfao u saw what he replied with

[open hedge]

[lunar herald]

My game might have froze right after I extracted?

Should i wait or restard

I can still hear the birds and wind

[open hedge]

Bruh

[dawn geyser]

Yeah, servers are having issues right now, just sit tight

[lone hinge]

neither

[open hedge]

Restard

[lunar herald]

I am a restard

[open hedge]

Lol

[lone hinge]

@open hedge

[glacial cedar]

lmao

[lone hinge]

gues how much i have now

[open hedge]

1.5 mil

[lone hinge]

from my scav runs

12mil 🤡

[lunar herald]

What map do you run?

[open hedge]

Cringe can I have some

[lunar herald]

And anyone else having issues rn?