beginners-assistance

[agile oracle]

Is it possible to join an empty lobby?

[hearty mountain]

hes prob a higher lvl than me lol

[lyric cairn]

@crisp nest here is part one of the stash

part 2

[hearty mountain]

yea hes def a higher lvl lmao

[lyric cairn]

i donthave room

[crisp nest]

sell gluhars m1a

[bold kernel]

imagine not knowing what the pen is but telling me what a good gun is

[agile oracle]

Cant use all those guns at once

[lyric cairn]

why

[crisp nest]

sell the zeroed gen 4 assault

[hearty mountain]

why are u getting so mad bro

i like the pistol chillax

[crisp nest]

gluhars m1a suck

[bold kernel]

cuz u dum

[lyric cairn]

flea or fence

[agile oracle]

Or you could go die for fun

[lyric cairn]

for gen 4

[hearty mountain]

its a beginner channel for a reason dummy

[crisp nest]

@lyric cairn flea id say

[lyric cairn]

but its armor class 5 bro thats really good

[rough scarab]

It’s zeroed

[crisp nest]

maybe underprice a lil bit extra because it zeroed

[rough scarab]

Repair is gonna be a bit expensive

[bold kernel]

and im giving advice and u wont listen

tt has dogshit ammo

[hearty mountain]

cool and i like the tt

[bold kernel]

[rough scarab]

Just tap heads

Ez

[hearty mountain]

word

[bold kernel]

“assistance” wont take advice

tfw

[crisp nest]

only pistols i use are pl15 g17 g18 shrimp and 57

[hearty mountain]

i wasnt asking for advice

i was simply checking in and showing im progressing

[crisp nest]

and m45a1 sometimes with 45 ap

[rough scarab]

Only pistol I use is gold tt

[bold kernel]

dis

[bold kernel]

then leave lmao

[hearty mountain]

like why would i pay 30k for a 5-7 when i could spend 6k on a tt

[bold kernel]

lmao

[crisp nest]

57 has ss190

[rough scarab]

I got a few 5-7s from factory and it’s actually pretty good

[hearty mountain]

pestily says its good so it must be

[bold kernel]

lets go in to factory

[crisp nest]

i only use 5-7 on naked runs i dnt run geared with pistol

[bold kernel]

ill give u a altyn with a tt

[rough scarab]

I mean it actually is pretty good

[bold kernel]

ill go naked with 5-7

[bold kernel]

and slick

[hearty mountain]

u talkin to me?

[bold kernel]

ues

yes

[hearty mountain]

im getting off lmao

that was the reason i was checking

i never said the 5-7 was bad im simply saying I like the tt

closest thing i said to "5-7 is bad" or whatever ur trying to crucify me for is "tt ftw" lmao

[bold kernel]

teal is TT

literal garbage

u probably hit some kid healing up

in the foot

for like 10 dmg

[hearty mountain]

i hit 4 headshots :l

like it isnt a big deal im fully aware the 5-7 is better okay?

[bold kernel]

no helmet most likely

TT cant pen fucking paper

[hearty mountain]

why are u getting so mad bro all i said was tt ftw

[crisp nest]

is 3rd number fragment chance?

[hearty mountain]

like did it piss u off that much that u have to give me a full guide that the 5-7 is better when its obvious ?

[dusty siren]

would anyone like to play some tark with me some time (bout to get off for the night)? ive got about 266 hours in on just this wipe and ive only played this wipe. ive got a bit of stuff but i just lose wayyy more then i gain. when i try to pvp most of the time i just cant compete. i know theres much to learn but im struggling and want to get better

[crisp nest]

oh nvm you cant fragment under 20 pen

so fragment useless

[crisp nest]

like devastator toz slug

100% pen chance

but 5 pen

oh armor damage

ok

[crystal rain]

good price?

[hearty mountain]

i dont need a chart nor dont need a demonstration , the 5-7 is more expensive for a reason and the tt is cheaper for a reason

[crisp nest]

no

barter it @crystal rain im pretty sure cheaper

[crystal rain]

ok

[hearty mountain]

i also want one but i hope they drop

[crisp nest]

lemme check for u gimme 1 sec

[agile oracle]

Is the radio tower with a bunker underneath "scav bunker"?

[crisp nest]

yes

that u cant go into, yes

[agile oracle]

And if so, how do I identify south from here

[bold kernel]

im tired of trying to help new players and having them argue about shit they clearly dont understand

TT sucks you got lucky

[hearty mountain]

bro what do i not understand?

[bold kernel]

Pen and armor class

[hearty mountain]

bro it was a fucking joke

[crisp nest]

@crystal rain barter is 'bout 400k

[hearty mountain]

"tt ftw" do u really think that i said that thinking the tt is the best pistol in the game??

[bold kernel]

“Just a prank bro look at me u actually thought i was stupid”

[agile oracle]

Which way is south from here?

[bold kernel]

haha so funny

[crisp nest]

where u tryna go

[hearty mountain]

like ur crying in discord since i said tt ftw

[bold kernel]

le ebic prank

gottem

[agile oracle]

Prapor convoy and camp

And then extract at outskirts

[hearty mountain]

ur having a mental break down because the 5-7 is the best pistol in the game

[compact token]

hey @bold kernel people are allowed to like things that aren't good

[hearty mountain]

its more expensive for a reason...

[bold kernel]

[crisp nest]

@agile oracle go to the road

then go in direction of lakes

[bold kernel]

They are

[crisp nest]

opposite direction river

[hearty mountain]

actually no u can not u can only buy the best of the best items

even if ur broke

[bold kernel]

Never said that

I run a tv rig 90% of the time

[hearty mountain]

but ur trying to give me a demonstration on how a more expensive gun is better

like i feel like that is obvious

[bold kernel]

But it is

[hearty mountain]

then why are u getting mad??

[rose rock]

depends on the ammo 👀

[bold kernel]

Why are u hung up over a joke

if u were joking

[hearty mountain]

https://gyazo.com/6278d9519f11be8c15c7cd00f22616ef

[cosmic tinsel]

i fucked up

you right 😄

[hearty mountain]

ur not mad? u seem fairly angry

[crisp nest]

whats cliff stash lol

[cosmic tinsel]

sniper rock

[crisp nest]

oh

thats an extract for scav right

the like door thing

[rose rock]

the one with the zb looking exit?

[hearty mountain]

yea but im pretty sure no matter the ammo 5-7 > tt

[crisp nest]

yeah i think its that

[rose rock]

never went thorught that one actually 🤔

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah sorry was not thinking lol

[hearty mountain]

unless im wrong and i need lightS42 to give a pen and armor class guide... again

[hearty mountain]

rip

[rose rock]

my dudes clearly the best weapon is the one that lets you use a drum mag

smh

😔

[cosmic tinsel]

makarov? 😄

[agile oracle]

Is there mines around the camp?

How should I approach it I hit a mine

[hearty mountain]

im still confused on why he got so mad over tt ftw lmao

[cosmic tinsel]

yes, they're unmarked and annoyin

[rose rock]

prolly that one, i aint good with names

[hearty mountain]

woods?

[agile oracle]

Yes

[hearty mountain]

are u trying to get jaeger

[cosmic tinsel]

turn 180 degrees, heal, and walk out

[crisp nest]

i never scav woods haha i just guessed

[agile oracle]

I mean yes six

[hearty mountain]

that shi took me 6 hours or sumthing like that

[agile oracle]

I'm healed
Just power through?

[rose rock]

went there a few times, cba to lose my rpk again on my pmc run lmao

[hearty mountain]

i was struggling

[rough scarab]

Yea

[hearty mountain]

but gl

[cosmic tinsel]

do not attempt to power thru mines

walk around

[rough scarab]

As soon as you hit one just walk back

[hearty mountain]

i be full sprinting and hit 1 lmao

[rose rock]

unless you wanna die, in that case go nuts, i hope a corpse of mine made a dood venture to the minefields

[rough scarab]

Also avoiding the mines is easy

[hearty mountain]

why is da map upside down

[rose rock]

north orientation

iirc

[cosmic tinsel]

camp names beg to differ

idk its what came up in google and its right

[hearty mountain]

well gl on getting jager hope u have a better time then i did im going to sleep tho

[compact token]

I hear its more important than the gun

[hearty mountain]

i just got gasoline from prapor im boutta cream

[rose rock]

as sun tzu once said:
vector with pst is the ultimate chad move

-sun tzu

[cosmic tinsel]

snb = m61, which is a weird thing

[agile oracle]

Found and looted the camp, how do I make it out without hitting a mine now?

[rose rock]

retrace your steps

[cosmic tinsel]

dont go towards the LAND MINES

walk towards water

or towards roads

[rose rock]

what he said

[crisp nest]

@agile oracle towards water then follow the road like i said xd

[cosmic tinsel]

sugmas got the drowning response goin on hard rn

just keep feedin him the same info XD

[hearty mountain]

just dont go on woods plain and simple

[cosmic tinsel]

wow great protip

[hearty mountain]

ty 🙂

[rough scarab]

Woods is fun

[rose rock]

as sun tzu once said:

mine dont work undah watah, roads got no mines
-Sun tzu

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah i had a ton of fun gettin my 25 shturman kills tbh

[rough scarab]

I put off intro for a long time then got hooked on woods

[hearty mountain]

5k xp away from getting 13

1 more gasAn and im done

[cosmic tinsel]

where is your god now

[rough scarab]

Once you finish that quest you will find gas analyzers everywhere

[bold kernel]

Just run into the mines

ull find out

[rose rock]

that is for fishing, gl seeing a pmc that deep

[cosmic tinsel]

😄

[crisp nest]

sun tzu book so boring

[bold kernel]

my cats are bathing each other

[hearty mountain]

man 11k spent on peacekeeper i

isnt that like 1mil?

[bold kernel]

Just by usd

[cosmic tinsel]

dont do this

[crisp nest]

buy slim diaary

[bold kernel]

ur going to love having usd

[crisp nest]

for 30k or less

[cosmic tinsel]

diary or SSD

[bold kernel]

peacekeeper lvl 3

[crisp nest]

*sliiiiimmm diary

[bold kernel]

855A1

[cosmic tinsel]

both sell for more favorable trade rates that rub:dollar

[hearty mountain]

what r u guys talking abt

[crisp nest]

@bold kernel he means u sell the diary to pk

[bold kernel]

good luck finding 25K worth of those

[cosmic tinsel]

you need to spend money at pk to level him up

[rough scarab]

Go on flea market

And search diary

[cosmic tinsel]

wait until you find out about the flea market lmao

[bold kernel]

but yes sell those to pk

[bold kernel]

Just buy usd

[rough scarab]

I sniped a diary for 18k today

[bold kernel]

you lose buying on flea then selling to pk

[cosmic tinsel]

buy usd if you wanna waste money

no you dont lol

[bold kernel]

Ok

[crisp nest]

slim is 280$

if u get for 28k which u can get a lot

[rough scarab]

You can legit make money selling diaries to pk from flea

[cosmic tinsel]

^

its just you're making money in dollars

[hearty mountain]

thats currently what im doing lmao

[crisp nest]

well u dont get the money in roub

[bold kernel]

Wait slims are down to 30K

[rough scarab]

Just don’t pay like 35k for them

[crisp nest]

i buy diary then buy 5a1

[bold kernel]

literally never checked

[crisp nest]

@hearty mountain why is five talking

[rose rock]

small diaries sell for more, gettem

[cosmic tinsel]

slims and SSDs historically "generated" money

theres a few of those for most traders

[bold kernel]

Bass akwards

[cosmic tinsel]

melees to jaeger, shitty scopes to skiier

[rose rock]

weapon parts to mechanic

and for prapor i got no idea

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, thats just optimal play tho

prapor is insurance and repair

[crisp nest]

prapor u dont sell shit

[bold kernel]

You do realize you guys are telling a new player to manipulate the market with zero context as to when and what price

[crisp nest]

repair and insurance is millions

[bold kernel]

horrible advice even though it does work

[rose rock]

yeah i forgot what made his ll rise stupid fast

[crisp nest]

i told him 28k though

[agile oracle]

I made it woooo

[bold kernel]

Other guy didnt

The guy that started it

[rose rock]

a small sacrifice for loyalty level

[bold kernel]

just said never buy USD

[cosmic tinsel]

i check the market consistently

i know what im talking about

[bold kernel]

Congrats this is for new players

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah i know, i've been here giving advice for 6 months

[crisp nest]

fuck me i started 85k not intel before getting off

😡

[agile oracle]

I spawned at scav bunker and was able to clear and loot it and make my way south through both objectives and then south to outskirts

[unreal horizon]

yo Light you showed up and you're a dick, pls stop being a dick 🙂

[compact token]

^

[agile oracle]

Yea light tell me good job instead of being a chump

[unreal horizon]

just dont be weird bro

[cosmic tinsel]

you get out alive?

[rose rock]

deadass best lesson for new folk with market volatility, i remember breaking the market by accident because jaeger loves his cyclon batteires

[agile oracle]

Hell yeah

[bold kernel]

idk homeboy telling kids to manipulate flea but no advice besides just do it bro

[rose rock]

but hey, who's got water collector lvl 2 now?
das rite me 😎

[cosmic tinsel]

nice! just be careful around usec camp

[crisp nest]

therapist pays more

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, i should have given a price point and thats good feedback

i was lazy but correct

and i should have skipped being lazy

[rough scarab]

Light takes everything personally

[rose rock]

yeah had to level jaeger, therapist made ez with gunsmith before bitcoin nerf

[bold kernel]

[bold kernel]

i have ligma

[rose rock]

get well mah dood

o7

[bold kernel]

[bold kernel]

stop

[cosmic tinsel]

this is the breakeven point for SSDs, dollar traders

anything less than this and you'll do better than spending rubs

[crisp nest]

ssd kinda bad valuebecause used for crafts and higher demands

[bold kernel]

i just assumed it was some 40k rig

[crisp nest]

i think slim better

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah

[crisp nest]

insane timing

[bold kernel]

SAS drives got me like

[rose rock]

diaries for pk basiocally

[cosmic tinsel]

diaries seem to be the jam

[bold kernel]

Sas drives going for 100K rn

[agile oracle]

How come I can mount an optic on top of the carry handle?

But not just the bare rail

[bold kernel]

What

[cosmic tinsel]

some mounting is tricky

[bold kernel]

have you used a carry handle irl

[cosmic tinsel]

did you pull the carry handle off the weapon?

and what optic are you trying to mount

[bold kernel]

i think he needs a scope riser

[crisp nest]

acog goes on carryhandle

[agile oracle]

I did now and it cant slap straight on

[crisp nest]

dont use acog

acog doodoo

[bold kernel]

add a riser

[agile oracle]

It's a primary arms prism

[bold kernel]

or mount lock

[agile oracle]

I figured it woukd be better than irons

[bold kernel]

i think that needs a specific mount on ar platform

[cosmic tinsel]

you need this bad boy

to adapt to weaver rail

[agile oracle]

Would there be any detriment to having it on the carry handle?

[cosmic tinsel]

only the way it looks

[bold kernel]

Is he doing mechanic

sounds like hes doing mechanic

[crisp nest]

i dont think he is if hes using it

[cosmic tinsel]

sounds like he just wants to use it

[bold kernel]

oh no

[agile oracle]

I'm still on gunsmith 1

[bold kernel]

no it covers up more of ur screen

[agile oracle]

I just need a choke for it

[bold kernel]

dont use it

[cosmic tinsel]

what level are you

[agile oracle]

Almost 7

[bold kernel]

also the scope sits alot higher than the gun so it will be inaccurate up close

yes that is a mechanic

if you dont believe me take it and shit a wall 5 meters out

bullet will land below sights

[cosmic tinsel]

this is a barter to look into when you hit 10, its most of the gun

light is correct, deviation over bore is a thing

[agile oracle]

I got this, I just need a choke

[cosmic tinsel]

but also you should be point firing at the ranges where it matters

[bold kernel]

Wish we could sight in scopes

[cosmic tinsel]

choke and polymer foregrip

and VPG

[crisp nest]

and handguard

aka polymer yeah

mb

[cosmic tinsel]

im a moron, polymer handguard

[crisp nest]

lol

[unreal horizon]

wym? like adjust where it sits for eye relief?

[cosmic tinsel]

assume he means adjust zeroing intervals

[bold kernel]

Adjust for sighting position of the scope

[cosmic tinsel]

ok i have no idea lol

[bold kernel]

You never sighted in a sight at a gun range before

?

[cosmic tinsel]

so you do mean zeroing, lol

its got a name

[dry belfry]

Yo this is such a fucking stupid line of thought

[bold kernel]

ok mod

[cosmic tinsel]

also lights we all own guns its cool

[dry belfry]

It's zero'd already, idiot.

[bold kernel]

[dry belfry]

We get it, you own guns

[bold kernel]

No u

[cosmic tinsel]

theres a channel to flex it if you want to

[dry belfry]

What an awful flex, probably the worst one I've seen

[unreal horizon]

[bold kernel]

This hurts my soul

[dry belfry]

Your 10/22's iron sights all zero'd?

[bold kernel]

i just want to tyrn nobs

[bold kernel]

AR 15

fuckhead

guys a bigger ass than I am

[dry belfry]

Literally no one has one of those

Cool

[bold kernel]

cool story bro is ur cock over 6 inches too

[cosmic tinsel]

its a format

none of this is germane to the channel

[unreal horizon]

anyone else see a pattern or am i crazy

[bold kernel]

👀

[agile oracle]

Wow baby's 1st AR

I'm so proud of you

[bold kernel]

Ok now im being bullied

[unreal horizon]

yes

[bold kernel]

alexa this is sad

[cosmic tinsel]

policed

[bold kernel]

because its true

[agile oracle]

You sighted it in once with your dads help and wanna be a condescending prick online

[bold kernel]

What

i just wanted a mechanic

[dry belfry]

Guy went into Field and Stream with his first paycheck from working at the local Home Depot and balled out

[crisp nest]

i feel like im the only person who plays eft who doesnt own a gun

[agile oracle]

You're acting like you dont know how to act in social situations, are you out of middle school yet?

[dry belfry]

"What can I get for $639.80?"

[cosmic tinsel]

canada 😄

[unreal horizon]

same

[bold kernel]

[crisp nest]

all i understand about gun is boolet go ZOOM

[rose rock]

deadass cant even have one because i sleepwalk

[agile oracle]

[crisp nest]

canada 🍁

only epic pog people are canadian

[agile oracle]

You know its spicy when it says Several people are typing hahaha

[cosmic tinsel]

i got hunting stuff which is why i never post it

[bold kernel]

Canada sucks

[unreal horizon]

k lol

[cosmic tinsel]

nobodys gonna get hype about my forest camo 870 😄

[bold kernel]

I didnt even bring up i have a gun but somehow im flexing

[cosmic tinsel]

you asked people twice if they've used guns irl

in response to in game questions

[agile oracle]

And you own 1 AR

[unreal horizon]

ur weird dont be weird

[agile oracle]

Mr gun expert here

[bold kernel]

You can use guns without owning one

[crisp nest]

i got the 2018 super soaker

[cosmic tinsel]

you can play tarkov without having used a gun

[bold kernel]

Weird

[agile oracle]

He went in the store and was like
"Ooh that one looks like an assault gun"

[bleak condor]

no u cant

[rough scarab]

This pretty much supports the first half of the statement

[bold kernel]

yep

[dry belfry]

You can also own a gun without telling people you own a gun

Wild concept

[cosmic tinsel]

i managed to do that for like, 6 months here

whoops

[rough scarab]

Did you guys know I own a fortnite heavy assault rifle nerf gun

[rose rock]

guys guys i own ALOT of guns
in tarkov, irl i got a pocket knife and i use it to cut strings

is that enough flexing?

[bold kernel]

💯

[rough scarab]

What ammo should I load into my fortnite heavy assault rifle nerf gun

[strong barn]

choke me with your buldging flexed veins devil daddy

[dry belfry]

Insecurity AP

[cosmic tinsel]

my neighbor put pushpins in the tips of his darts and tried to shoot squirrels

[eternal narwhal]

this is the beginners chat for tarkov, if yall are gonna bitch at eachother do it in pms or another channel, not here

[rough scarab]

I’m pretty sure nerd actually makes hollow point darts

[agile oracle]

Yo I have a pocket knife too bro

[cosmic tinsel]

on the real i agree with x-static

[bold kernel]

Its all good fun here

[rose rock]

is it as dull as a tin can too?

[bold kernel]

these kids just have to be rude after getting bullied at school

[bleak condor]

load charged capacitors in the dart tips for a shocking surprise

[eternal narwhal]

idc if its good fun, channel has a topic, clearly not supposed to be here

[agile oracle]

Yea I was trying to talk on a mission and some gumbo is spamming dog poo

[agile oracle]

You bet

[cosmic tinsel]

i know. we here to help you learn

[rose rock]

welcome to the internet

[cosmic tinsel]

please don't be offensive, thanks

[rose rock]

[dry belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-notice-me-please-notice-me-need-attention-notice-me-senpai-gif-19829808

[bold kernel]

[agile oracle]

I'm in BFE eating cheese cuz I stepped on a mine and some engineer wants to beg for attention

[rough scarab]

lol

[bold kernel]

Deletus

[dry belfry]

As someone who grew up in the North, I love the term BFE

[cosmic tinsel]

bum...fuck...?

[dry belfry]

Egypt

It's like, middle of nowhere

[bold kernel]

Good to know we are operating at peak capacity

[eternal narwhal]

bum fuck egypt

[crisp nest]

^^

[unreal horizon]

its like middle of nowhere but epic

[crisp nest]

yes

[cosmic tinsel]

no shit. we use bumfuck tennessee here

never call it BFT.

[rough scarab]

Butt fuck nowhere

[dry belfry]

Where in TN do you live?

[eternal narwhal]

i live in illinois so bum fuck nowhere works pretty well

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, nowhere works too

i live in boston

[bold kernel]

soft drinks not soda

[dry belfry]

Oh cool, never been to that part of TN

[cosmic tinsel]

boston MA

formerly of NYC

[dry belfry]

Both equal distance from me

[bold kernel]

Soft drinks coke soda pop

[dry belfry]

Did you just level up?

I swear you were just 48

[eternal narwhal]

i did

[dry belfry]

gz

[eternal narwhal]

road to fiftey babeeeyy

[agile oracle]

Is mp5 good for factory?

[eternal narwhal]

yes

[cosmic tinsel]

decent!

[eternal narwhal]

any smg is good on factory imo

but i love the mp9 even more

[cosmic tinsel]

so smgs have a real price jump to be... good

[agile oracle]

I got my mp5 back from insurance but I know it's not woods or reserve material

[rose rock]

absolutely, mp5sd is even better both recoil and ergo iirc

[cosmic tinsel]

but they're low recoil face tap machines

[dry belfry]

Can definitely be Reserve material

[eternal narwhal]

^

[jolly lily]

i have to get night customs bolt scav kills and theirs fucks sitting in bushes with p90s this quest is tilting me idk what to do lol

[agile oracle]

Should I just sell all the 20 round mags for it and buy 30s?

[eternal narwhal]

reserve is much more varied map than most

[cosmic tinsel]

so if you take pst gzh and aim face, mp5 will be just fine

[unreal horizon]

9x19 is a more expensive round to run, but its def good

[crystal rain]

does this have any use?

[dry belfry]

Makes your gf Prapor happy

[eternal narwhal]

youll need some for quests but you can honestly sell

[cosmic tinsel]

honestly at level 7... maybe not best use of cash

[unreal horizon]

barters and such, nothing important

[agile oracle]

Also is the Pst gsh any good? Or should I just be a leg muncher?

[unreal horizon]

face or legs

[flint furnace]

Why does everyone camp the control boards on factory?

[unreal horizon]

face unless they have a face shield basically

[cosmic tinsel]

pst is... ok

i'll get thru faceshields better than quakemaker

[crisp nest]

they dont

u just dont know spawns

[agile oracle]

I just have a carack ton that came standard with the game

[eternal narwhal]

they dont, but that part of the map always has a lot of activity at the very beginning of the raid

[crisp nest]

theres 3 spawns near there that pvp

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, its what i would use for cheap SMGs at your level

but you NEED to go face

[bold kernel]

id just sell it

[cosmic tinsel]

its better than some ammo that wont get through the weakest face protection

[bold kernel]

i ran sks for 20 levels

[flint furnace]

i do know spawns, i know that theyre are two spawns there. but 5 minutes in there shouldnt always be a 2 man altyn squad\

[rose rock]

which is awesome because recoil aims at face with little recoil control, so go nuts and try it out

[crisp nest]

unlucky

[eternal narwhal]

3 spawns

[cosmic tinsel]

so that area is called machinery, and it and office are the pvp hotzones. sometimes maniacs camp it out

[eternal narwhal]

but 2 altyn mans is just unlucky

[dry belfry]

Also, they should grow up and go to labs with their altyns

That aint your fault my man

[cosmic tinsel]

we wear shattered masks in labs, thanks

😄

[bold kernel]

I wear altyns on every map but labs

are u stupid

[cosmic tinsel]

you need a buddy to run factory?

[rough scarab]

People run around the map for kills

[bold kernel]

everyones running 995 on labs

altyn wont do shit

[unreal horizon]

this is the problem bro

[cosmic tinsel]

if you just removed this line, people wouldnt dunk on you

[bold kernel]

god forbid

[eternal narwhal]

yeah if you need a squad to protect you for that quest im down to help out

[cosmic tinsel]

mike you wanna hold hands across the border or something idk 👉 👈

[bold kernel]

god forbid we banter

[cosmic tinsel]

just trying to help

[flint furnace]

Really? i cant do much as im broke because of hideout

[eternal narwhal]

beginnners chats tend to not have banter

[bold kernel]

Why do u think i want spergs to like me

[unreal horizon]

like just dont be a weirdo if you're going to say ~~passive ~~aggressive shit just leave

[cosmic tinsel]

factory is a 5 man map

we can get you 2-3 slots taken at least

and i'll run at goofballs like an axe murderer

[bold kernel]

Isnt that what you are doing

[eternal narwhal]

if you queue with a full team there is only 1 other pmc that can be in the raid

[bleak condor]

Ill go die on factory if yall need

[cosmic tinsel]

6 at night, 5 at day, possible to completely book factory

[agile oracle]

Yea let's roll

[eternal narwhal]

^

[crisp nest]

machinery????

[flint furnace]

That would help a lot if we got a squad

[eternal narwhal]

lots of forklifts + all the generators/boilers

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, the punisher dudes always talk about "pushin machinery"

lemme make some room

[eternal narwhal]

whats your ign

[flint furnace]

DarthBen

[bleak condor]

which chat we doing?

[crisp nest]

wtf machinery i just call it you know

[agile oracle]

Idk

[crisp nest]

what is in the room

(forklift)

[unreal horizon]

that is forklift

[crisp nest]

yeah

[agile oracle]

How do the chats work here?

[eternal narwhal]

same thing as calling fortress alamo

[crisp nest]

lmao

[unreal horizon]

fair enough

[cosmic tinsel]

apparently its supposed to be stronghold? i call it fortress too

[eternal narwhal]

factory nerds im in LFG 3

[cosmic tinsel]

kitting up for factory hold plsss

[unreal horizon]

just use whatever callout is the most fun to yell

[dry belfry]

lMFAO

sry caps im crabbing

[unreal horizon]

🦀

[compact token]

see the issue with that is that I default to "fuck"

[crisp nest]

i call it fortress too

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah pestily said its stronghold the other day

[crisp nest]

but if u call it machinery im just gonna be confused

[compact token]

this channel has more caps than any other game I've ever seen and I love it

[crisp nest]

the whole map has machinery

[eternal narwhal]

fortress, stronghold, alamo

[agile oracle]

LFG factory 10?

[unreal horizon]

Thats big papa skeleton, just north of skeleton and baby skeleton

[crisp nest]

forklift makes sense because theres forklifts hahahah

[crisp nest]

whats baby skeleton

[eternal narwhal]

i call it fortress because of the mg's and gl, and then i call 2 story const. minifort, over by icecream

[flint furnace]

So how do we squad up from discord?

[compact token]

dont play in the lfg channels plz

[unreal horizon]

1 sec i have a detailed graphic

[bleak condor]

we got a group in lfg 3

[eternal narwhal]

^

[agile oracle]

2 man #7

[cosmic tinsel]

we need like, 5 no

[crisp nest]

meevo just go slick altyn then wipe lobby

with the cheater 0 ergo sa58 with the like 170 vert recoil

[dry belfry]

lmao

[eternal narwhal]

@agile oracle @flint furnace join LFG factory 3

[crisp nest]

its not even funny i used to actually run this

[cosmic tinsel]

sigh, yes dear

[dry belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-little-toxic-yikes-disgusting-bad-relationship-mistreat-gif-14901339

[crisp nest]

but i ran it with eotech

[cosmic tinsel]

do you have the toolkits

[flint furnace]

yes

[cosmic tinsel]

im LFG in daytime factory

[eternal narwhal]

lfg 3

[dry belfry]

Great time to get those quests done

[eternal narwhal]

baby skele, minifort

[crisp nest]

wait am i dumb

you can go on it?

i thought no stairs up

[eternal narwhal]

yes

[unreal horizon]

which?

you can get on all 3

[crisp nest]

https://tenor.com/view/math-thinking-zach-galifianakis-formulas-numbers-gif-7715569

[dry belfry]

Ervis the dumbest smart guy I know

[crisp nest]

irl yes

i suck at most subjects except math

math i am very big 🧠

[dry belfry]

I really want to go back to school and get a degree in Analytics

That's not really math but

Still numbers so fuckin count it

[unreal horizon]

nombas

[crisp nest]

im done with math till uni 😄

Are keycard drops from bosses the same rarity for each colour

[unreal horizon]

I think there are set probabilities but they aren't public knowledge

like a red wont drop as often as an access card

[crisp nest]

coloured that is

[dry belfry]

Wipe is Sunday anyway, doesn't matter

[crisp nest]

because im fuming at getting yellow from gluhar still

and yellow in a duffle bag

[unreal horizon]

Thursday you buffoon, thursday

[crisp nest]

^

[dry belfry]

I heard Tuesday from my source

[crisp nest]

[rough scarab]

Wipe is happening rn actually

If you go on you can see each item in your inventory get deleted one by one

On wipe day Nikita is gonna stream himself personally resetting each account

[crisp nest]

hate this shit quest

the hitbox on the one at resort is tiny so i took so long that i died

[unreal horizon]

lol isnt there another quest thats the exact same

[compact token]

prapor has a few like that

[crisp nest]

but this one is at resort

[unreal horizon]

no literally the same places, one is med boxes and one is trading posts

[crisp nest]

havent done it yet

[unreal horizon]

like 2 quests at the same 3 locations not 3 feet apart

[crisp nest]

i did the ambulance and tank one

then i died to exfil campers

but theres a bug that gives u survived status

so the ambulance one finished

[unreal horizon]

camping is the based playstyle

[crisp nest]

they had a 2man

1 had m4 1 had mosin/svd

[unreal horizon]

eat for 45 mins then kill some dick walking to extract

[crisp nest]

they didnt take my stuff

[unreal horizon]

boom rat attack

[crisp nest]

at least

i got the gluhar m1a back

and aacpc

my aacpc is so damaged

45 max durability

[rough scarab]

I got the survived glitch for operation Aquarius

Literally jumped out of dorms and got mowed down by a kektor but it said I survived

[crisp nest]

i got it for ambulances and bp depot

[compact token]

some of them are survive and leave the area not survive and extract the raid

[crisp nest]

wait

WHAT

[rough scarab]

I mean when you’re dead you didn’t survive

[crisp nest]

LMFAO

[crisp nest]

okay im going to sleep while thnking about this

is life a simulation

i am questioning reality because of that

[cosmic tinsel]

holy shit

[agile oracle]

that was rad

[cosmic tinsel]

absolute chaos lmao

[lyric cairn]

do i need to do the headshot pmc kills on different maps from 100m+ for kappa

[cosmic tinsel]

raids with more than 2 people get insane

[compact token]

yes

but you can cheese it if you REALLY want to

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, i can give you spots to camp if you want

[lyric cairn]

its ok

[unreal horizon]

do tell

[dry belfry]

[eternal narwhal]

if youre tryna do anymore raids lmk

[unreal horizon]

I do love a good camping spot

i probably know them lmao

[lyric cairn]

campers go to hell

[unreal horizon]

yes we do

[cosmic tinsel]

you set your server to slovakia and offer nerds 1btc/headshot to go to maps with you and shoot em

[dry belfry]

We go to hell

With your loot

Lmao

[rough scarab]

Just camp road to customs on shoreline

[unreal horizon]

🐀 we loot 🐀 we scoot 🐀 rat gang 🐀

[cosmic tinsel]

and for SBiH, i just have different good spots on each map

the cheekiest one is laying on the 3rd floor of king and shooting at queen/dome

got rez done in 2 raids, like 20 minutes

[unreal horizon]

Shore and Reserve I exit camp, woods I wait for someone to go on sniper rock, customs is actually sort of tricky

[cosmic tinsel]

woods shoot at sniper rock, shoreline i play across rivers, customs i hang out in the construction and watch crack house

[rough scarab]

Didn’t pestily say camping across the river is a good spot

For customs

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah that works but its a hard shot

[unreal horizon]

yeah thats my go to

[eternal narwhal]

yes but also pestily said it so its well known

[unreal horizon]

true

[cosmic tinsel]

bait bags work real good in customs, i heard 😄

[eternal narwhal]

theres at least 3 i can think of around the river on customs that are good

[rough scarab]

Maybe camp radio tower into factory zone

[cosmic tinsel]

that small bright blue bag, make a smiley face design with stacks of 420 rubles

[unreal horizon]

I got 1 of my 3 on customs with the AGS shooting at dorms lmao

[cosmic tinsel]

i heard thats a real free way to get 2 of your customs sbih kills

[agile oracle]

agh when we were in factory I shoulda done the checking quest, I have the key and everything

[unreal horizon]

Oh yeah AGS and GL40 count as headshots, btw

[cosmic tinsel]

USUALLY

i learned the hard way not always

[eternal narwhal]

most grenades kill because fragment hits them head eyes

[unreal horizon]

I have a friend sit at RR, and when somebody comes I shoot the AGS from the bottom left corner

[cosmic tinsel]

checking is customs

[unreal horizon]

aerospace control

[agile oracle]

ah I see

should I go night?

[unreal horizon]

you'll see less people, but the ones you see will likely be juiced

[rough scarab]

Yes

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah, either way is fine

you can get in trouble both ways

[rough scarab]

Just avoid them

Rat around so they don’t hear you

[eternal narwhal]

lmk if you want more help

[rough scarab]

I avoided a 3 man chad on night customs by standing still next to a bush

[cosmic tinsel]

hiding in bush is shockingly effective

[agile oracle]

Im always up for squad shenanigans if people wanna join in

[rough scarab]

I wasn’t in the bush

I was next to it

[eternal narwhal]

aight get a few people and ill join in

[unreal horizon]

chad eyes only see movement, if you stand still they'll walk right by

[rough scarab]

I was scared to move cause it would have made noise

That too

[agile oracle]

Should we go LFG customs 12?

[cosmic tinsel]

100% true

[agile oracle]

im hoppin into 12

[compact token]

I was camping factory stairs against office and someone in an altyn walked up the stairs in front of me

[rough scarab]

I was gonna try and pop the first one but then the second one passed and I decided to just stand there till they were gone

Then I heard gun shots at dorms a minute later

[compact token]

is the ash12 good

I just... acquired one

[unreal horizon]

it kicks like crazy but yes its good

2 shots anybody to the chest with PS12B

[compact token]

this guy was using ps12a

and also didn't even hit me in 19 shots

[cosmic tinsel]

the only ammo you can reasonably use is ps12b

its a goofy meme gun

but also, its a goofy meme gun

[compact token]

This guy brought in a korund and a kitted ash12 only to get headeyesed by a lvl27 with a barter trade ak

[cosmic tinsel]

my last ash12 run i got headeyesed by a pm

never again

[unreal horizon]

ASh-12 gaming is the best gaming

[compact token]

Probably going to vendor it

[unreal horizon]

fair enough

[compact token]

Maybe I'll keep the sight

[unreal horizon]

Literally the only time I use that thing is camping d-2

because the recoil isnt manageable unless you're prone

[rough scarab]

Recoil is crazy

I thought I was hitting this dude in the chest and when I checked my kills post raid it was a leg kill

[compact token]

what do i even do here

[bold kernel]

not miss next time ;/

[compact token]

My spray only drifted towards the very end

he was hip firing a GT pistol

[bold kernel]

and definitely move when you're that close

[compact token]

I caught him while sprinting

[bold kernel]

spray doesnt matter

you missed

aim for the head only

not body

[rough scarab]

Rule one is he had Peaker’s advantage

[compact token]

then why bother loading good ammo

he was sprinting

his recovery time canceled peekers and then some

[bold kernel]

you asked what you shouldve done there

stop complaining

you should be moving

[compact token]

"hit him in the face lol" is not advice

[bold kernel]

you should be aiming for the head

[compact token]

he would have heard me if I moved before he ran out and he wouldn't have run into the ambush

[bold kernel]

it does not matter

[bold kernel]

him opening the door left you vulnerable

when youre that close dont just sit there, you'll be the one at the disadvantage, ambush or not

especially when theres only 1 place you could be

[compact token]

he wasn't prefiring me or anything

[rough scarab]

Maybe next time hide by the stairs going up and when you hear the door open swing out

[compact token]

he was going to run past stairs

I was watching top floor but heard the crunch

[bold kernel]

i really cant fathom why you'd ask for advice and then make excuses for every tip given

[rough scarab]

You just whiffed

Shit happens

Can’t hit every shot

[compact token]

Yeah I'm just trying to figure out how to deal with surprises like that

I really thought from audio that he was up top

I was in a better spot for that angle

[bold kernel]

nope, when you hear crunches they're in bathroom

the upstairs hallway sounds "normal" if you will

[compact token]

yeah I tried to move when I heard the crunch

at first I thought there were 2

but the metal sounds were from outside I think

[bold kernel]

there's really nothing major you did wrong

just have better cursor placement and move when you're that close

[compact token]

is holding away from angles and peeking audio cues usually an advantage?

im used to csgo/val/etc where its a huge disadvantage

[bold kernel]

yes you look at audio in eft

its too descriptive imo

[compact token]

oof maybe I should stick to auto weps

took an RFB into factory

fired 12 shots against a duo and didn't hit any of them

[grim reef]

Will chads take a supress SV-98?

[pine mortar]

depends if they plan on going close with it or not

[compact token]

this guy just threw four grenades at me

and he had already thrown 2 at scavs

wtf

do I just rush out the door when he pulls the pin

[eternal narwhal]

yeah pretty much

if someone is throwing nades into a building at you, if you have room, retreat deeper into it. but if its a small room your best bet is to catch them off guard and rush them imo

OR just run for cover

[compact token]

I have now killed 7 BEARs in a row

this is some of the most arbitrarily awful design I have seen in some time

[bitter crypt]

im looking for a key that goes to the door at new gas on customs

the one across the road

[carmine gust]

Factory key opens up the one across the road

[bitter crypt]

is that the only one?

[carmine gust]

yeah that little building that lets you shortcut through? that is factory key

[bitter crypt]

dont you lose uses on the factory key if you die with it in your container

yeah

[carmine gust]

no only if you use it and each has 50 uses

[bitter crypt]

ok

[carmine gust]

have to open 2 doors to get through so you use 2 uses to get through there

[bitter crypt]

weird

[bitter crypt]

ohhhhhh so thats why i lose 2 at a time

i didnt know the one next to the warehouse uses that key

i just have a ton of keys in my docs case

so i didnt know

[carmine gust]

Yeah easy to miss that.

[compact token]

9 bears in a row! this quest must be miserable on RUS servers lol

[inland oyster]

what would be a nice starter kit for me to use? I hope around 100k or less, since I only have around 800k. I would like to do runs with this, while also doing scav runs, and by this way learning the game faster

[carmine gust]

SKS with some PS ammo in the pocket. Alpha a med kit for HP and put a bandage and Esmarch in pockets.

[timber grail]

if you want to be super budget, just go with sks, a rig and backpack. only kill scav and avoid high traffic area

[compact token]

Also, the Vepr 136 7.62 is a better sks once you can get it

[carmine gust]

Truth

[compact token]

I just looted this... does this actually blind harder?

[inland oyster]

you mean the grizzly fak?

since its the only 2x2 i can think of

[carmine gust]

No just any med kit. Car, Salawa what ever. Just so you wont lose it pop it in there

[hollow torrent]

Rooster can be found in safes right? Just making sure wiki ain’t lying

[inland oyster]

@carmine gust so the kit looks like this right?

[carmine gust]

yup

[compact token]

correct

[inland oyster]

i cant run this too much though, i cant buy any car or salewa

[carmine gust]

AI2 then. Cheese is good

[grim reef]

Does SNB 1 tap thorax?

[marsh holly]

Hey just got this game nad ive run a couple runs to get used to the controls, was hoping to get someone who has a little expierence to help me learn

[compact token]

No. Even though it can punch through any armor it only does 75 damage

[grim reef]

but 2 will get the job done right?

If I 0 out the thorax do you die?

[keen sluice]

chad run with da 5 seven 😈

[dry token]

@marsh holly hey up for a few duos?

[marsh holly]

sure

[compact token]

Yes. Thorax or head getting blacked by anything other than bleed will kill ylu

[keen sluice]

holy fucking shit

i made it out

with the 5 seven

and all this fucking stuff

started with a 5-7 and an M2 with penis helm LMAO

dropped a chad

[spark hatch]

@keen sluicePOG

[inland oyster]

lmao i was looting of some dead bodies at gas station, and suddenly some pmc laid next to me to loot

[keen sluice]

57 is ducking crazy

[thorny phoenix]

damn @keen sluice

good fuxking job

is 57 really this food?

good*

also, is playing on highest matching time servers a viable strategy to get almost empty raids?

[keen sluice]

good ammo is the important part and the 5-7 can run SS190 which is one of the best possible pistol ammos

other option would be any pistol that runs 7n31

[carmine gust]

@edgy ledge The sherpa hub linked in Beginner info has some people who are dedicated to helping. Here is also good and if there is not much traffic then you can also ask in #pvp-lfg and just ignore anyone that complains. Beginners can find help all those places

[edgy ledge]

thx the sherpa req on the website looked way too formal

[carmine gust]

they also have less formal looking for help and looking for group channels

And offering help. Could look there and see if anyone has posted one recently

[glass cairn]

is anyotne willing to help me do tasks

im dont know the new woods map

[edgy ledge]

can anyone spectate me run? idk how the extract works

or run with me either works

[hot tree]

i did it while having a map open maybe it works

[carmine gust]

Offline with scavs is a great way to learn the basic PMC extracts

I could spectate a bit tho

@edgy ledge

[edgy ledge]

i played offline with pmc like 4 times

couldn t extract but killed cople of scavs

also i ll be on in 30 mins @carmine gust

[carmine gust]

ok just DM or @ me.

[edgy ledge]

@carmine gust ready when u are

[carmine gust]

Alright. If you pop into a 2 man I will follow

@edgy ledge

just let me know which one you are in when you get in one. They are about 3/5 the way down the list on the left

[edgy ledge]

im in

my mic working?

can t hear can t talk wth discord

RTC Connecting

[carmine gust]

try restarting discord

[small cairn]

Just do a direct call, sometimes that helps

[cerulean spruce]

"best" pistol in the game?

[lament sundial]

SR1MP in terms of pen

glock17 for overall

[sand rain]

anyone that can help guide me to set up night vision on my helm. i have the help bought armasight n-15 night vision and a mount but must not be the right one???

[opal tendon]

If you Linked Search the NVG, It will give you the mount you need for it. I want to say for those though, there are 2 you need to buy. So you may need to Linked Search the mount as well.

[jolly lily]

the best map to kill sniper scavs is customs right cause it has the most spawns

[hot tree]

and easier to find them for me

[small cairn]

Personally I went to shoreline, one near the power station and one near rock passage

[narrow thistle]

what kind of kit should i bring to attempt getting golden zibbo? prob will wait out the first 10 minutes of the raid

[opal tendon]

Honestly, A pistol with a flashlight, and run at night. Need a buddy?

[narrow thistle]

sure lol. i am in NA

[slim walrus]

can anyone help me im lost

just got the game

[opal tendon]

Join 2 Man #5

[opal tendon]

Care to be a bit more specific?

[slim walrus]

literally any info ill take

[wise whale]

he wont know his just got the game @slim walrus what map you on ?

[slim walrus]

i mean

generally, sorry mate

like where do i start

i dont wanna waste what i have

idk what i have

[opal tendon]

Pick a map and play it exclusively for a while. Treat every game as a learning experience. Run your scav whenever you have one.

The only what you learn Tarkov is with time.

way*

[narrow thistle]

scav run is a good move. no risk, possible reward

[wise whale]

you'll lose loot dont worry about it just go practise in offline mode to find your route and extracts etc

[slim walrus]

should i just pistol and bag or

okok

[wise whale]

@slim walrus im just as new as you played about 3 4 days and still not 100% wit it

[slim walrus]

i smell hope, thanks

[narrow thistle]

you still game? i see someone else joined lol

[opal tendon]

Hop in 3 man 9. ^w^

[barren flare]

Hey guys!
Why when a Dealers timer goes to 0, his inventory does not change? I thought that was a timer to inventory update, am I wrong?

I even click in the arrows to "update" it, nothing happens

[normal plover]

They have a certain amount of shi and when that timer goes 0 it restocks

[cosmic tinsel]

its a little goofy. if you go to the dealer's shop you may see there are another 90 seconds or something

[barren flare]

hum ok. thanks

[torpid spade]

looking to do some gpu runs but im bad at the game lnmao

[normal plover]

Do it as a scav

I've gotten 8 so far

[cosmic tinsel]

are you just looking for cash, kazoo?

you may want to try something that involves less conflict to start

[torpid spade]

yes and no, im down bad because i spent all money to upgrade and get bitcoin farm, so i need gpus for the farm

[cosmic tinsel]

ah fair

so i got real sick of divebombing IC for gpus

and just crafted/bought my cards, funding it with other loot runs

but getting shrekt in IC looking for cards is definitely part of the process

[torpid spade]

ive never seemed to make more than 50k off a raid

[primal sun]

same

[cosmic tinsel]

so best thing you can do is figure out profitable items and make sure to fill your bags in safe spots

[normal plover]

Do scav runs on interchanges can get u. 100k-1mill

[primal sun]

i dont know interchange though

[normal plover]

Better start learning

[cosmic tinsel]

tri-zips have 30 slots, belt is another 25, call it 20 after mags + meds

[primal sun]

ive only been playing customs cause im solo

[cosmic tinsel]

you fill both containers with 13k items, you're looking at 650k

just takes skipping the absolute crap items and hitting a lot of loot places

[primal sun]

can i send a pic rq? i need help

[cosmic tinsel]

IC and rezerve are get rich quick maps - they come with a lot of pvp

[normal plover]

Im also solo but bring up a map and do scav runs on interchange so u can learn it then u can run it efficiently u wanna target the tech stores

[cosmic tinsel]

sure?

[primal sun]

is this the whole ic map

or is this a part of it

becasue i saw this as well

[cosmic tinsel]

so thats the whole map, but it does not have the layout of the mall

[primal sun]

ohhhh okay thankyou

[cosmic tinsel]

first map is the most zoomed out view, and matches the top left section of your second map

[normal plover]

Use mapgenie its the best map u can get

[primal sun]

map genie?