#beginners-assistance

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bold kernel
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Ok

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phew

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i got out with both guns

craggy sapphire
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Okay rb st is complete dogshit

bold kernel
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i mean atleast i have 100k in ammo

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so that was prob like 300k run

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noice for hatchet i'll take it quick

craggy sapphire
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Hatchet run is absolutely disgusting

regal python
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^

small cairn
craggy sapphire
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lol

small cairn
craggy sapphire
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I was doing that before

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But now

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IF you HAVE money

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IT is a disgrace

small cairn
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occasionally still hatchet run for funsies

craggy sapphire
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..

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1 billion?

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And u hatchet run?

small cairn
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1 bil?

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its 100 mil worrysweat

craggy sapphire
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No

small cairn
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...yes confused

regal python
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107mil

craggy sapphire
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OH wait

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Sorry

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Thought it was ten numbers

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But still

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You hatchet run?

regal python
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i got like 3 mill and never hatchet ran a game

bold kernel
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i thought i was bad hatchet running with 1 mill

small cairn
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Like rn

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when I can't be bothered doing kappa I hatchet run

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or fuck around with scavs

craggy sapphire
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k

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Btw

sharp badge
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how do u even find guns lol

craggy sapphire
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Can anybody check how much this would cost?

regal python
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alot

cerulean spruce
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@manic egret Mic spammming in vc lol

regal python
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500k per roller

craggy sapphire
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No

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Like 300-400k

regal python
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gold chains are only 20-30k

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350k for moonshines

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idk if region matters but rollers are 620k bud

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70k gold skull

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145k lion

chrome nova
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rolexes was 350 today

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last I checked

regal python
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check again

chrome nova
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loading in raid now, but I mean if they now more expensive it means that some time during the day they might be 350 again

regal python
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500k rn

barren oasis
sharp badge
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anyone got any tips for learning interchange

uncut forge
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can any1 help me make sum money im really poor

bold kernel
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whats the best melee

uncut forge
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RR

small cairn
bold kernel
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the one i can kill people with

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the best at killing

small cairn
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UVSR Taiga-1 or Miller Bros. Blades M-2

sharp badge
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any of this worth keeping to sell on the flea ?

bold kernel
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technical

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bulbs, wires,

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pretty much all the technical items

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the spark plug can be used in inital hideout upgrade.

sharp badge
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dvd ?

bold kernel
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na

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sell that

small cairn
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keep croutons for quest

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thats it I think Notes

unreal horizon
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keep croutons and spark plug

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if we told you to keep every item you'd need you wouldnt make any money

bold kernel
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true but keep the bulbs 100%

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that shit like triples price on flea lmao

craggy sapphire
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Customsd be bussin

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10 min raid

bold kernel
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wtf

drifting jolt
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@craggy sapphire why no slot to reload? D:

unreal horizon
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mans brought his paracord to customs xd

bold kernel
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can you not sell melees or smthing

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i dont see any to buy : (

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sell it to jaeger

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na i'm trying to buy a good melee on flea

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but they're none

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oooooh

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lol

trim aspen
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The machete is interesting

bold kernel
trim aspen
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😉

bold kernel
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iam sooo fucking exited

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i think i will cum after its done

trim aspen
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hahaha

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Imagine my excitement constructing the bitcoin farm

bold kernel
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wow

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that must be very expensive

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like did u found those graphic cards or did u buy em

trim aspen
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Idk how but I managed to buy 9 graphic cards and found 1

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THEN THEY NERF IT THE NEXT DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lusty raft
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newer player looking for a group to learn from

green portal
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investing in the stock market is a big risk

bold kernel
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how

trim aspen
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Price was around 840k

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Now it's below 600k afaik

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Said that it will keep dropping

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I don't really care tho

bold kernel
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yeaaa

crisp nest
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its still dropping

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most likely will go down to like 300-400k

bold kernel
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well the price will drop forever

crisp nest
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b4 stopping

trim aspen
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I get my money mostly by stealing from the wealthy, and killing the poor

bold kernel
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wow

trim aspen
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🤣

bold kernel
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you are opposite of

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uhh

trim aspen
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I got that line from a certain youtuber

bold kernel
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what was his name

trim aspen
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Hobin Rood

bold kernel
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yeaa

small cairn
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AquaFPS said something similar: "I steal from the rich and die to the poor"

bold kernel
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you are opposite of root hobin

craggy sapphire
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what?

bold kernel
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robin hoot

craggy sapphire
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lol

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Hood*

bold kernel
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hoo

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d

craggy sapphire
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Sorry

bold kernel
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3 more hours

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AAAAAAAAAAH

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im so hyped

craggy sapphire
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You should be

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IT is such a relief

sharp badge
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why is tarkov so hard to learn

trim aspen
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That's what makes it satisfying actually

bold kernel
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yea

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you gotta use brain to play this game

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or you can just be chad yea that an option too

crisp nest
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or just click head

small cairn
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Or just rat ratJAM

crisp nest
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unless you are dirty camper

bold kernel
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yea dont camp

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especially dont camp extract

unreal horizon
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hold w and click face 4head

barren oasis
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hide in trees, it always works n its free fat gear

cerulean spruce
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It's an unspoken rule that you're not allowed to kill people at the extract

trim aspen
# bold kernel you gotta use brain to play this game

Just a funny run I had back in 2018, thought I'd share it before I forgot.
The game is called "Escape From Tarkov" to the people asking.
https://twitter.com/AlexanderFJ_7 (not really posting anything here yet)

The interview is by The_Real_Spark: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkYmKSqZFBH8mPVjc48SZmw/videos

-thanks for all the kind words ever...

▶ Play video
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Like this guy

bold kernel
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wow

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vewwy cheeeky

crisp nest
bold kernel
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not cool >:(

barren oasis
crisp nest
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what

barren oasis
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nun its dumb

trim aspen
crisp nest
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high ground is a disadvantage unless you are on like a mountain

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on a hill you peek with your head so you will die

barren oasis
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no it aint cus no one looks in the tress

bold kernel
boreal sail
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can someone help me do a task in shoreline?

crisp nest
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yes but that means you're a virgin for camping

trim aspen
crisp nest
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yooooo riley pfp @boreal sail

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noice

boreal sail
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😄

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So can anyone help me do a task?

barren oasis
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guess im out of debt boys

unreal horizon
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gaming

barren oasis
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time to buy more gpus n go back into debt

bold kernel
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did you see it?

regal python
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terrible

trim aspen
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Yeah, but not the newest ones

bold kernel
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my friend loves star wars and all ways tries to talk about it but i dont care

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i love anime and no one wants to talk about it :c

barren oasis
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the only thing star wars tht peaked my intrest was the legos when i was younger

bold kernel
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xd

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yea i wanted the

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uhh

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ship

barren oasis
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but other then tht idc for the movies

bold kernel
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the weird ship

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like the C shaped ship

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i wanted it

crisp nest
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milennium falcon?

bold kernel
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but it was too much expensive

barren oasis
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we all did it looks fkin cool

bold kernel
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uhh idk

trim aspen
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Han Duos

crisp nest
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lol

craggy sapphire
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REserve be bussin

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1pmc kill

regal python
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just murdering star wars up in here

craggy sapphire
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And two scav kills

bold kernel
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it look so cool

flint axle
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one of the red keycard spawn locations is west wing 218 right? I got the key from a scav run & I'm like level 6, I wanna try get it just so I can piss off my high level friends lmao

full harbor
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is there a map with like the realistic landmarks and not just cartoon?

green portal
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I have two Doc cases now, what would be best to split them into?

barren oasis
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OH and the clone wars cartoon on CN was pretty cool

green portal
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in terms of maps

flint axle
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the 2 map keys you run most

green portal
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oh I see

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I wanted to do "This map + this map"

bold kernel
bold kernel
flint axle
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you can do that too, but for the full sets they usually take a full docs I thonk

bold kernel
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god i fucking love the new soundtrack

green portal
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I only have 15 keys so splitting in two probably helps me the most

flint axle
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yeah ima run shoreline & pray for the red keycard, try get a world record lol, I'm level 6

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got the key 2nd scav ever

barren oasis
crisp nest
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takes like 2 mins

bold kernel
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the new in game soundtrack

flint axle
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u have music turned on?

bold kernel
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WTF i searched the millenuim ship or how its called and suddenly i have this thing in my recommendation

bold kernel
flint axle
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I ain't even got interface sounds on lol

craggy sapphire
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made about 700k from one reserve run

flint axle
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i'm tryna hit the jackpot on 218 as a level 6 xD

craggy sapphire
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lol

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You need like 30 mil to sell a red card

flint axle
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just having it there though, humongous flex lmao

unreal horizon
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barter it for GPUs

craggy sapphire
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lol

flint axle
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or a few THICCs

unreal horizon
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several GPUs

flint axle
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got the 222 key so thought I'd try my luck lmao

unreal horizon
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there's a barter up now for 70 gpus

flint axle
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30000 raids later

crisp nest
flint axle
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seen the stacked bois with like 6 lmao

chrome nova
crisp nest
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oh

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yeah i forgot u cant get in marked 🤣

crisp nest
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you cant trade non-fir lol

chrome nova
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and grenade cases

cerulean spruce
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oh tyty

viral prawn
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Why do people buyTHICC cases for 30mil, isnt the barter way cheaper

pastel current
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who is the first dealer i should level up?

viral prawn
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All of them

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You should be pounding through quests so as you hit level req they level

strong aspen
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Therapist is easiest

pastel current
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I can't find the kits for her

strong aspen
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You’ll be spending lots of money on Ragman too

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Kits?

viral prawn
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You dont need to spend any money with most of the vendors you can buy stuff for less than it costs to sell it to them

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And just buy stuff off market at level 10 and sell it to them

pastel current
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Swella kits

unreal horizon
viral prawn
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Craft them in your med station

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Anything crafted is found in raid

craggy sapphire
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Fuck me dude

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This dude crouch walks all the way to me

pine needle
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has anyone ever accidently joined the wrong squad in start menu and play about half the game without noticing you were in the wrong lobby? just me ok

craggy sapphire
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SO unfun

pine needle
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litterly ran around with a random squad for 30 minutes

craggy sapphire
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NOOO

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NOO

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NOOO

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I JUST BOUGHT AMMO FOR 2 MIL

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NOO

chrome nova
chrome nova
craggy sapphire
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Dude

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I ahve been playing all day

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TO earn some money

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And then

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My game decides to put my m61v ammo from the top down instead from the bottom dowm

chrome nova
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next in your lessons will be "sellng something cheap for a huge price and pay HUGE fee"

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i feel you man, we all been there

wise grove
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? what do you mean with top down

near edge
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yooo can anyone help with some woods quests? i gotta end 15 scavs and do search mission

chrome nova
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he clicked on "sort price" column and it turns expensive up

bold kernel
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i feel bad for you

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sorry to hear that

craggy sapphire
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NOw i onlt got 1 mil

bold kernel
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:c

crisp nest
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ffff

bold kernel
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well at least the person who sold it is happy KEKW

crisp nest
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@craggy sapphire do gunsmith quests

bold kernel
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what is the best way to get big loot?

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loot

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yes

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xd

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if u have keycard

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k

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u can go labs

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buuut

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its vewyy risky

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cheapest way

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hmmm

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hidden stash

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they have good loot

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and they are free to use

craggy sapphire
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IU literally played all day to get that money

unreal horizon
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ok

crisp nest
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hidden stash is boringgg though

fading violet
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labs is not even that profitable unless you know the map very well and are confident in your skills

craggy sapphire
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ik

crisp nest
bold kernel
craggy sapphire
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I am lvl 31

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And yes

bold kernel
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wait what

craggy sapphire
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i have done the,

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them

crisp nest
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f

bold kernel
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u r lvl 31 and 1 mil?

craggy sapphire
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You know

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Buying and upgrading stuff in your stash

bold kernel
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oh

craggy sapphire
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Hideout*

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IS pretty costy

bold kernel
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well

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i dont upgrade it

craggy sapphire
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If you didin't find like ten gpu's

bold kernel
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its kinda useless

unreal horizon
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dude you hatchet ran for so many gpu's how are you poor

craggy sapphire
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Mine is almost maxed

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They are all non fir

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Ands they are in my gpu farm'

unreal horizon
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exactly

craggy sapphire
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Just upgraded it to lvl 2 today

unreal horizon
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you should be able to make money without farm, it's just a bonus

craggy sapphire
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Got 22 in it

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Ik

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I've made about ten mil today

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Bought hella keys

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And done some huge mistakes

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Sucxh as buying ammo for 2 mil

granite dagger
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Just did the gunsmith quests and bought like 6 gpus or so and never had to worry bout money again

unreal horizon
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so you know how easy it is to make money

craggy sapphire
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I know all of the safes on reserve

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And i got the best keys

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OR i mean

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Like all of the keys

fading violet
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you hatchet run reserve?

craggy sapphire
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No

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I run m1a

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With m61

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And a trizip

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And i go bunker and rb-st

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Rb-st has been dogshit lately tho

proven stone
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LF help with Woods(Prapor's missing convoy)

fading violet
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AESA has tanked so much in value, made reserve a worse money map now

craggy sapphire
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But if you have ther ps keys

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You get hella suger

fading violet
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is RB-st like the best loot location in reserve other than drop down?

craggy sapphire
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wYes

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Drop down is shit now

fading violet
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the key is pricey tho

bold kernel
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I need help with a marked room key run?

craggy sapphire
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Yeah around 1.4 mil'

fading violet
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when I do reserve I just go up to dome try to snipe some people and go down to D-2 and check raiders and loot some loose shit and leave lol, never went to the other locations, might check that key out

random salmon
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willing to help new players lvl 43 NAE

bold kernel
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me

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ples

fading violet
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everyone and their mother is rushing marked room now since everyone got a free key from punisher drops

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I am not going there for like two weeks

unreal horizon
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yeah dorms is hot now

crisp nest
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i missed out on hgrid and marked

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and all i get is a attack2 bp

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lol

craggy sapphire
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This is what i am talking bout

bold kernel
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where do you get this

craggy sapphire
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ps bunker

bold kernel
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uhhh

craggy sapphire
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Hermetic door

bold kernel
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uhh

craggy sapphire
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Reserve

bold kernel
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oooh

craggy sapphire
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xd

chrome nova
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yeah those 4 cages is worth their keys

bold kernel
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i dont know that map

craggy sapphire
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lol

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Really good to know'

bold kernel
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i would like to go on reserve buut its little laggy for me

crisp nest
craggy sapphire
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Yes

chrome nova
crisp nest
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it has trucks so i call it garage 🤣

chrome nova
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well... it has truck at the server garage too )

craggy sapphire
bold kernel
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chonky boy

wet aspen
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Every time I am trying to loot someones body someone comes out of nowhere and shoots me any tips to prevent that from happening?

crisp nest
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did you kill the player who ur looting

wet aspen
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Yes

crisp nest
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if so clear everywhere near you

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and loot fast bcuz ppl hear your gunshots

chrome nova
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i am level 53 my third wipe and I still dying looting people on the open spaces ) just deal with it or kill people in more secluded places

bold kernel
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looking for sombody who can help me with punisher

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sry shootout picnic

craggy sapphire
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Yeah

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That was really hard

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I got out

fading violet
crisp nest
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lol

fading violet
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real ratty but it works well, so many times I got another kill because someone came up and tried to loot my kill

wet aspen
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Makes sense what’s a good hiding spot on factory?

random salmon
fading violet
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oh factory

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you just take their tag, their gun and leave lol

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if you have a backpack just ctrl click everything

random salmon
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lvl 43 NAE willing to help

bold kernel
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guuuyuws

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GUUUUUUUU

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YS

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guuuuuuuuuys

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OMMMMMMMG

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MMMMMMMMMMMFG

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RED KEYCARD

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YEEEEEEEEEES

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AJHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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IAM SOOO SHIVERIMNG

crisp nest
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on factory u just clear around, below etc.

craggy sapphire
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Sure

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Send pic

bold kernel
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😭 FUCKE YEAAAAAAAA

crisp nest
craggy sapphire
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YEah

unreal horizon
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pics

bold kernel
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hahahaha

craggy sapphire
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I got a red keycard

bold kernel
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yeeeeeeeeees

craggy sapphire
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Yeah

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That is your stash

unreal horizon
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sheeeeeeeeesh

bold kernel
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yes its minee

craggy sapphire
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Is it?

bold kernel
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😭

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my first

craggy sapphire
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Howww!?!?!?

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What level are you?

bold kernel
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idkkkkkkkk

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17

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customs

craggy sapphire
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..

bold kernel
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scav

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fuck yes

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hahahah

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I WIN

craggy sapphire
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HOw

unreal horizon
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good shit

craggy sapphire
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Is this possible

unreal horizon
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congrats that's huge

craggy sapphire
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I kill everyscav i see

bold kernel
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in a wallet

craggy sapphire
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I check every red card spawn

crisp nest
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yeah any card can be in wallets

craggy sapphire
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And i sitll havnt found a single keycard

bold kernel
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i didnt even want to go there

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but

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FUCK YEAAA

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ohh my god

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lvl 2 stash and red keycard

craggy sapphire
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HOOWWWW

bold kernel
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BEST DAAAAY

craggy sapphire
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100MIL!!!!

bold kernel
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yeeeeeees

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YEEEEEEEEEES

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HAHAHHAHAHAH

craggy sapphire
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You are so fucking lucky

bold kernel
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YES IAM

craggy sapphire
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I weon't even have 10 mil

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Now you nered to fucking upgrade your stash

bold kernel
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fuck yea

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and its found in raid

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yes

craggy sapphire
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And buy some cases

bold kernel
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YES

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omggggggg

unreal horizon
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my advice would be to trade for a thicc and a fuck ton of GPUs

craggy sapphire
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¨Yeah

unreal horizon
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do what u want with it tho

small cairn
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Easier to just sell it, the chance that someone is gonna accept the barter/trade is slim IMO

unreal horizon
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they have 7 mil, cant afford fee

crisp nest
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hack3rmaN6346 is literally gonna hack u for the card

craggy sapphire
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oof

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I just died

crisp nest
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ff

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now go beg wink for money

bold kernel
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wait what

crisp nest
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@bold kernel i trade u yellow card for red

bold kernel
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xd

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ok

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seems legit

unreal horizon
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trade offer: I receive red card, you receive 2 packs of croutons

bold kernel
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mmmmmmh

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thats seems fair enough

crisp nest
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ill give 2 yelllow and 2 crouton

bold kernel
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ooooh

small cairn
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Give him 1 rouble for it pepeBigBrain

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actually no

unreal horizon
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2 yellow 2 crouton and a toz

bold kernel
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TOZ?

small cairn
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Ill take your red keycard, if you pay me 1 rouble worryAscend

bold kernel
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yea so many good offers

crisp nest
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so i typed red keycard into the gif search...

bold kernel
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wtf

crisp nest
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me coming to take ur keycard

bold kernel
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xd

unreal horizon
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mogus

small cairn
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@bold kernel Btw I just realized, you have escaped tarkov, you need a red keycard in order to uninstall the game and be free PB_pog

crisp nest
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lol

bold kernel
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oh

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im

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im....m

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im free

small cairn
bold kernel
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from this hell

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thank god

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btw if you give me crouton u can go with me

twilit lily
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so do all Rotor "Muzzle Breaks" not count for the silenced kills in Punisher Part 2?

small cairn
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I...I can escape too?

crisp nest
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🥵

bold kernel
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yes my children

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give me crouton and i will take you to the heaven

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i fucking need 50 mil to create a offer

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fuck

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fuck

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fuck

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shit

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shit

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fucl

twilit lily
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that's why its usually barter

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and stop spamming

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geez

bold kernel
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ok ok

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srry

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but im

bold kernel
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so much happy

twilit lily
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you can use more than 2 words a send, lol. Yeah, felt similar with the Med Key i got yesterday

bold kernel
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well i got fucking ultra med key and red lab card

twilit lily
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that ultra med will get you at least 4 graphics card

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that's what i got for my trade for it

bold kernel
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poor

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i got 10mil

twilit lily
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i got 700k cuz i keep fluctuating, lol

bold kernel
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you keep what

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fluctotiang

twilit lily
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i can't spell

bold kernel
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yea me too

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but

twilit lily
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and for some reason what was counted as proper spelling cuz no red line so eh

craggy sapphire
#

I have 1.4 mil bc i bought ammo for 2 mil

twilit lily
#

Ok but really, does using a VPO-215 with the Muzzle Break count for Punisher 2 or not?

bold kernel
#

what do i do now

twilit lily
#

cuz i know the Roto 7.62x54 and 7.62x51 don't work

bold kernel
#

like what can i store in item case

#

everything?

twilit lily
#

just about

crisp nest
#

pretty much

bold kernel
#

weapons?

twilit lily
#

yes

#

backpacks, rigs, armor, etc

bold kernel
#

idk what to fuck to do

#

what if no one boughts it

#

i will be poor

craggy sapphire
#

I JUSTY KEEP ON DYING

#

DUDE

#

nvm

#

I am down to

bold kernel
#

i will have the most expensive item in the game but iam poor at the same time what do i do

craggy sapphire
#

1.1 mil

#

YOu are not poor

bold kernel
#

i know but i cant sell it

craggy sapphire
#

I ma poor

unreal horizon
#

what lvl are you?

#

wink

bold kernel
#

17

unreal horizon
#

would you agree farming it at labs is kinda off the table?

bold kernel
#

well im scared of labs

unreal horizon
#

thats always an option

bold kernel
#

i want item case

#

:P

#

4 item case's >:(

#

do u think someone will buy?

#

if i die do i lose my compass

#

nope

#

cool

#

how do i use i t

#

idk

#

i never manage to get one

unreal horizon
#

pressing U opens it

bold kernel
#

Thanks

#

am i celebrity now ?

#

i got a survl lighter is it worth anything

#

idk

unreal horizon
#

not really

craggy sapphire
#

OH wait

#

I am under a mil :D

unreal horizon
#

cool

random salmon
#

anyone need help?

mild walrus
#

yeh

#

which map should i be playing as a new player

craggy sapphire
#

MEEEE

mild walrus
#

died like 3 times now

bold kernel
#

customs

mild walrus
#

anyone want to play or nah

random salmon
unreal horizon
#

up to you, note that the difficulty ratings on the map menu don't mean shit though

bold kernel
#

guys

#

what the fuck do i do with the keycard

mild walrus
#

so no one wants to play

random salmon
random salmon
bold kernel
#

yes

random salmon
#

so you can either sell it

#

which you prob cant afford to sell

bold kernel
#

well it cost 50mil to sell

random salmon
#

or you can get a labs access card and go into labs to use the keycard on red room

bold kernel
#

yo yo can i sell it for 4 item case's ??

unreal horizon
#

I wouldn't

bold kernel
#

uhh

random salmon
#

you can put it up for items cases, but not many people will buy it

bold kernel
#

yea.... :(

unreal horizon
#

because barter shit needs to be FIR, idk if anyone will have 4 FIR

random salmon
#

@craggy sapphire what do you need help with

bold kernel
#

what the fuck do i do!!!! :(

random salmon
#

just hold onto it until you can actually use it

bold kernel
#

but

#

sir

#

i want money

#

:c

random salmon
#

you can make money off of the card if you dont sell it.

#

get some good players to take you to labs and you can loot the red room

#

because it wont be worth it to sell

bold kernel
#

what is in the red room

small cairn
bold kernel
#

wait what

crisp nest
#

items case isnt even 1.5mil

#

dont trade

#

for 4

random salmon
#

don't worry about what spawns in there

bold kernel
#

is it some nanotech things

#

???

unreal horizon
#

it's high value items

random salmon
#

its good loot

#

like bitcoins can spawn

bold kernel
#

whaaaaaaaat

random salmon
#

and clocks

bold kernel
#

ok ok shut

random salmon
#

and lions

bold kernel
#

shut

#

no spoilers

#

xd

random salmon
#

but red keycard room has 2 keys

#

one is the red keycard and the other is labs arsenal key

bold kernel
#

frick

random salmon
#

it is like 60k

bold kernel
#

oh

random salmon
#

its cheap

bold kernel
#

good

#

good....

random salmon
#

and thats where all the bitcoins and stuff spawn in that caged off room inside

bold kernel
#

well

#

im scared

#

i dont want to lose the keycard

random salmon
#

it's guaranteed profit if you keep and use it

#

you wont

#

put it in a docs case or sicc case and you wont lose it if you die

bold kernel
#

well i accidentally discard some thing like 2 lvl5 armors

#

cuz like you know

unreal horizon
#

idc how dumb you are, you won't delete a red card

random salmon
#

put it into a case because then you wont have to worry about discarding it because oyu should never discard docs cases or sicc cases

#

if you do delete a red card though, you are mentally disabled

bold kernel
#

the discard shortcut is slow

#

i click it then i move my cursor

#

and then what i point at is discarded

strong barn
#

Remap the delete key on your keyboard to something else like M or some mouse button you dont use

crisp nest
#

fuck i forgot factory key

#

it spawn in office tho right

bold kernel
#

i guess

#

i fucking only want cigarettes is it so much to ask, and then i get labs keycard

#

like

#

wtf is this

#

im not saying anything

#

but i want cigarettes

#

iam so fucking lucky

craggy sapphire
#

I am so fucking sad

random salmon
#

why

bold kernel
#

he lost 2mil to ammo

#

and keeps dying

random salmon
#

damn

#

how did he lose it to ammo?

bold kernel
#

he bought it from flea

craggy sapphire
#

Game glitched

random salmon
#

and how much money does he have

craggy sapphire
#

Rn

#

I have 1 mil

bold kernel
#

not even 1 mil

#

oh ok

timid kraken
#

can someone help me start up

random salmon
#

you'll bounce back

craggy sapphire
#

Play scav

#

Learn the maps

random salmon
#

lvl 43 NAE looking to help

bold kernel
#

@craggy sapphire go get some choky milk

craggy sapphire
#

And do quests

timid kraken
#

gorilla

#

plz

#

i have 70 grand lmao

craggy sapphire
#

Don't have any rn

random salmon
#

damn

timid kraken
#

and nothing

bold kernel
craggy sapphire
#

Do scav runs

twilit bluff
#

guys i need help for quest in shoreline

random salmon
#

yeah do scavs

timid kraken
#

ik how to play i just dont know maps and shit

craggy sapphire
#

I don't do shoreline quests

#

Idk why

random salmon
#

i'm not going to give out kits if you have nothing

craggy sapphire
#

Lets hope for dome spaw

random salmon
#

so do scavs

bold kernel
#

1 hour until i cum

timid kraken
#

ik gorillamo

native tartan
timid kraken
#

im not asking for that

#

im just asking for help

random salmon
#

imagine having to upgrade stash size

#

how am i going to help if you don

#
  • dont have anything
craggy sapphire
#

Nicew i died againm

bold kernel
#

bro

#

dont play today

timid kraken
#

idk:(

bold kernel
#

its not your day today

craggy sapphire
#

CRacker

#

You have my m1a

#

I think

unreal horizon
#

lol

random salmon
#

@timid kraken what is in your stash

unreal horizon
#

he could've just built it, it's not the most intricate weapon

timid kraken
#

mags water and amo

#

ammo

bold kernel
#

how good is that armor?

random salmon
#

you may be beyond salvation

timid kraken
#

i have this key tho scan 306

random salmon
#

and that armor is lvl 6

#

top 2 best armor in the game

#

right next to the slick

bold kernel
#

wooow

random salmon
#

slicks are still better tho

bold kernel
#

well

random salmon
#

306 which wing?

craggy sapphire
#

Isn't this the best armour in the game?

random salmon
#

no

obsidian minnow
crisp nest
#

fuck yall bringing ks

random salmon
#

yeah its for a quest

craggy sapphire
#

Sew it up good part 3?

obsidian minnow
craggy sapphire
#

I am on that quest

obsidian minnow
bold kernel
#

wait if i go missing in action i loose my stuff but i dont lose my exp right?

craggy sapphire
#

Already handed in the 0-50%

random salmon
#

the zabralo armor isnt that good because it slows your movement and turn speeds down a lot

native tartan
craggy sapphire
#

Oh

#

Okay

#

When ytou see someone first at long range

#

That gun is god tier

twilit bluff
#

i need help

obsidian minnow
#

KS23 is fucked bruh, i was using it with shrap25 and was getting owned, switched to shrap 10 and it's OP

native tartan
#

ya m61 hurts

craggy sapphire
#

YEah

craggy sapphire
#

But 20 m61 bullets for 2 mil

#

Bought*

obsidian minnow
bold kernel
craggy sapphire
#

Yeah

native tartan
#

what

obsidian minnow
random salmon
#

@crisp nest what ammo do you use?

craggy sapphire
#

NOw i am down under 1 miöä

small cairn
craggy sapphire
#

mil

bold kernel
#

when you fucking discard red keycard

native tartan
#

iuarwejirwgg

crisp nest
random salmon
#

your sa-58

obsidian minnow
crisp nest
#

the sa58 im using m80 to level PK

random salmon
#

ok

#

that'

bold kernel
#

but i didnt discared it yet so im fine PrapKEK

random salmon
#

*thats good

crisp nest
#

what a pog build amirite

random salmon
#

m80 is the lowest you should use

crisp nest
#

people hear me scoping across the map of factory

#

0 ergo gang

native tartan
#

during that raid i lost like 15 m61 due to dropping a mag while reloading and not realizing

random salmon
#

thats fucking gross

crisp nest
#

wherent they 170k last week whyd they drop?

rose rock
#

Man i can drink a coffe and its still lifting the gun

random salmon
#

so @craggy sapphire i will help

#

but we arent doing money runs

modest tulip
#

hey scenario, you have a heavy bleed and you cant heal it in time so your head or thorax black out, you then have either a fracture or blacked leg does running then kill you by taking that damage

crisp nest
#

yes

rose rock
#

Eventually yeh

#

Always bring a cms if youre in alpha container

modest tulip
#

damn, and there is no way to heal a blacked head or thorax thats why its so deadly

fading violet
rose rock
#

There is, CMS and Surv12 heal blacked parts

random salmon
#

also careful if you use mules because they deal damage to all body parts

rose rock
#

Puts it at 1, but you can heal the rest

craggy sapphire
#

Okay

#

What we doing?

#

Let me justr do a scav run'

#

And get a red card

random salmon
#

no dont scav

modest tulip
#

i thought you couldnt heal blacked thorax and head

random salmon
#

ill scav with oyu

craggy sapphire
#

k

crisp nest
#

@random salmon If yall are NA mind if i join in?

random salmon
#

@craggy sapphire

#

sure

craggy sapphire
#

?

#

Okay

#

What map

random salmon
#

join my voice call i started with you killa

craggy sapphire
#

I don't have a mic

random salmon
#

wtf

craggy sapphire
#

I can go and get one

random salmon
#

how am i supposed to play if you dont have afucking mic

formal gate
#

is the scav case worth it to build? or did i waste 6m building it lmao

craggy sapphire
#

But i am kind of a squeker

random salmon
#

mics are necessary for team play in tarkov

craggy sapphire
#

K

#

Imma go and get my dad's old mic

random salmon
#

@craggy sapphire @crisp nest join 3 man squad 8

modest tulip
#

yeah yall dumb af you cant fix a blacked head or thorax

paper prawn
random salmon
paper prawn
#

it still has pen of 7n31 and more damage and way cheaper

crisp nest
#

but the stuff thats worse than it is garbage

random salmon
#

yeah more flesh too

crisp nest
#

so its the baseline

cinder hound
#

M80 bad cuz

#

If u are comparing it to 7n31

#

7n31 shoots out of a smg

#

It sprays like 30 rounds in 1 or 2 seconds

#

M80 goes da da da da da da da

#

Also high ass recoil guns without fully modded

#

So u can not compare it to 7n31 lul

unreal horizon
#

^ what you said

cinder hound
#

Im assuming that most of the people in this channel will be using m80 in either the hunter that goes bang . . Bang . . Bang or a stock sa58 that full autos to the ceiling lul

strong barn
cinder hound
#

I mean

#

Im here half to meme

#

🙃

#

The only way i help noobies is to have a good laugh while i do it, or theres no point in me helping 🤣

unreal horizon
#

it's goofy shit, AND everyone still understood perfectly

#

I see no problem

cinder hound
#

And i'd say its working pretty well

#

I think i have helped around like 35 people I met in beginners vc and they are all over lvl 25 doing great now

#

And like a bunch of randoms in this text channel 🙃👍

hardy aspen
#

Ayyy, anybody wanna help a super noob with some of his first raids? lol

twilit lily
#

geez, why does sniper rifle skills take so much to level up

fading violet
#

have you tried reloading a mosin for 30 minutes yet

cinder hound
#

I remember last wipe loading into shoreline with lps

#

And reloading watching anime

#

Picking up 40 rounds and reloading again

#

Then nading myself

#

🤣 🤣 🤣

versed kindle
#

any new players want help? we will play on eu servers and any map

hardy aspen
#

@versed kindle I'm in NA but my internet is rather fast. I could probably get away with the ping if you wanna try?

crisp nest
#

but it works xd

cinder hound
#

If they are close

versed kindle
#

sure lets try @hardy aspen

cinder hound
#

It works ok

crisp nest
#

well i do just go for headtaps at farther range

versed kindle
#

private call or server call?

cosmic isle
#

yo can sum1 help me hit level 10\fid jager

hardy aspen
cosmic isle
#

can sum1 help me get to jager and export?????

unreal horizon
#

search up a map, i'd encourage you to do that quest solo

#

it's one of the easier ones

cosmic isle
#

dude ive been trying for 6 hours

#

i get to jager then get fucked up on my way to export

bold kernel
#

GUYS i will c.....u...m..mm ahhh

#

im so exited OMG

barren berry
#

*laughs in + 4-5 lines added to stash*

bold kernel
#

wait what

#

i dont trust you :<

fading violet
#

you get 10 lines aka 100 extra slots

bold kernel
#

yea

#

thats what i though

#

:)

frosty flint
#

laughs in eod

cosmic isle
#

yo can sombody help me get to level ten

#

i need help bro

fading violet
#

#pvp-lfg find people to quest with you will hit lv10 in no time

bold kernel
frosty flint
#

absolutely

cosmic isle
#

thanks

bold kernel
#

or after wipe

frosty flint
#

buy now

bold kernel
#

og og

unreal horizon
frosty flint
#

itll carry over

bold kernel
#

thank

#

xd i dont no

#

wait

#

if you say no it sounds same as know

idle trail
#

my game used to run at 144fps before this patch, now i can't get above 60fps, my limit is set to 144
how fix?

frosty flint
bold kernel
#

hmm

#

so should i buy eod or buy little worse version

floral perch
#

@idle trail check nvidia control panel global frame limiter settings

fading violet
#

depends if you want gamma

#

imo the only thing worth it about EOD is gamma

bold kernel
#

oh shit

#

fr?

#

oh god

#

fuck yea

fading violet
#

the stash upgrades and trade rep are just minor bonuses imo

unreal horizon
#

stash you get anyway, starting rep is like 3 quests worth doesn't really matter

floral perch
#

eod is best verison tbh. the gamma is insane. 3x3 slot to take shit with you. docs case, grizzly kit, then do whatever lol

mellow rock
#

can someone help me do quests?

idle trail
#

@floral perch Danke mein Freund

floral perch
#

@idle trail day-nah-duh

#

XD

bold kernel
#

AAAAAAH

leaden rose
#

any low lvls wanna do quests ? im now just starting to play since the wipe smh

leaden rose
tiny sable
#

what tasks do you have

leaden rose
#

few

#

some on woods some on customs

#

just a bunch of random ones

tiny sable
#

i have some woods tasks too

#

what room you in

leaden rose
#

not in one

tiny sable
#

LFG woods 4

vale geyser
#

i got this key on a run, a wiki told me its worth 180k on flea market, what should i do with it / is it worth to keep it or sell it for money early game

bold kernel
#

ok imma upgrade to eod i will be the cool guy B)

vale geyser
#

im only level 4 so flea market is a long way later

bold kernel
#

idk bro cant help u

#

im new too

unreal horizon
#

i'd keep it to sell then

spice dome
#

Can some1 teach me how to play? Lol I get most of it just need help with customs extractions and the map generally. Watched videos and still confused.

mellow juniper
unreal horizon
#

get a map up and learn exfils in offline mode or on your scav

vale geyser
#

@mellow juniper i dont have resort unlocked i think

unreal horizon
#

it's a location on shoreline

mellow juniper
vale geyser
#

shoreline of woods map?

unreal horizon
#

the map shoreline

#

lol

vale geyser
#

i think im still too new to this rip

unreal horizon
#

you're good we all start there

fading violet
#

west 216 is rushed pretty often, as a new player I would not go anywhere near resort

#

just sell the key

paper prawn
#

i just deleted one of my bags

#

with a couple of mill worth of shit

unreal horizon
#

if you're poor i'd advise against marked room

#

because of how contested it is

paper prawn
#

try rb vo or rb bk

#

not verymany players at bk anymore

unreal horizon
#

tru

paper prawn
#

or atleast on au server