beginners-assistance

[dawn geyser]

#beginners-chat

[whole thistle]

Based

[topaz forge]

[frigid finch]

got this from a weapon box....thoughts?

[whole thistle]

Veterans chat when

[gaunt dock]

why is it impossible to find someone to duo in lfg

[dire folio]

Very good weapon

Dont sell

Mod and use

[topaz forge]

very good gun when you get the attachments for it

[frigid finch]

ok, will keep it tucked away until i dont suck and am not broke lol

[topaz forge]

kinda hard to budget mod out though

its best to spend a lot for it

[mint light]

best gun in the game

[frigid finch]

yea, my budget sks is putting in work right now

[mint light]

literally

[frigid finch]

sweet, i rarely find guns that are ??? anymore....so was the first time i saw it

[mint light]

mutant is insanely fun, customizable, and good

[whole thistle]

Salesman

[mint light]

fr

love that gun

[frigid finch]

cant wait to use it in a month lol

[whole thistle]

Mutant industries top sale representative

[mint light]

it has 0 recoil and shoot op ammo

[topaz forge]

i need a screenshot of all my mutant builds too

to send like that

[whole thistle]

Use it unmodded with a kobra sight coward

[mint light]

Lch mutant is so drippy

[frigid finch]

i am a coward

[mint light]

did u see my cool mutant 1v2

https://streamable.com/ker571

[topaz forge]

ye i think i did see that one

i will see it again now

[jaunty axle]

i dont like this game

[topaz forge]

🔥

[whole thistle]

That's what they all say

[topaz forge]

the burst on the last guy

[bold kernel]

tarkov sucks lol

[mint light]

pscav kill me

i had no armor they both got zeroed

[whole thistle]

rip volskaya industries

[mint light]

he had da buckshot

[mint light]

brooo

hanamura

[whole thistle]

And Anubis

All gone

[mint light]

Anubis sucked ass

unbalanced

[whole thistle]

I like the first point

Volskaya best map

[mint light]

hanamura was my favorite

queue sad song

[whole thistle]

Rip bro he ain't do shit

[mint light]

my spotify gave me free premium

[whole thistle]

Why

How

[mint light]

like randomly

i can just pick songs now

i think its bugged

[topaz forge]

damn

[whole thistle]

I cannot use Spotify free on mobile it's so fucking bad

[mint light]

wby can i pick song

the song cracked tho

[whole thistle]

I start listening to a doja cat album and it starts playing like fucking 50 cent

[mint light]

bruh

[dawn geyser]

[mint light]

cracked

remember when

[dawn geyser]

You're abusing your image perms

[mint light]

he showed up in super bowl

[mint light]

soz

[mint light]

i was freakin out

he was like

[whole thistle]

I never watch the superb owl

[mint light]

go shawty

[whole thistle]

No kyap

[mint light]

and then snoop dogg stole his car

[mint light]

goes hard

the half time show and commercials

[whole thistle]

Oh lord

Mw2 soon

10 days

[mint light]

im so hyped for the campaign

mw2019 campaign was gamer mode

[whole thistle]

I can't wait to watch the release trailer then wait until Christmas to play

[topaz forge]

the campaign looks nice but i am not paying $70 for it lmao

[mint light]

i also play the multi

[whole thistle]

Dmz comes out like 2 weeks after the main game

[mint light]

i loved mw2019 search n destroy

people called me rude words

[whole thistle]

Based

[topaz forge]

call of duty makes me angry

[whole thistle]

I was called a cheater several times

[topaz forge]

so i will not play it

[mint light]

i was really good

i used amax and classic ghost skin

[frigid finch]

call of duty has sucked since original black ops 2

[mint light]

with shadow skin

[whole thistle]

Grinding gun levels makes me feel hollow

[mint light]

the executions were so cool

they were so gritty

[frigid finch]

i cant blame cod...its more the entire playerbase is trash now, so the game just isnt fun anymore

[topaz forge]

lmao i got an execution in the mw2 beta and it was so bad

[whole thistle]

they use guns in all of the mw2 executions

surprised me

[mint light]

i had ghost so i used the default ghost one where he just slides past u and shoots u in the head

[mint light]

but they are so much worse than the 2019 ones

[whole thistle]

All of the old characters in mw2 look dumb as shit

Why do they have goofy masks

[mint light]

dude

new ghost looks like shit

[whole thistle]

Bro got a mask over the mask

[mint light]

classic ghost is the coolest one

its just a balaclava

[whole thistle]

Stupid balaclava was so good

[mint light]

im gonna rebuy mw2 remastered

[whole thistle]

Also he has a cool voice he didn't sound like omen

[mint light]

mw2 campaign is so good to me

[mint light]

he was just british lol

did u play 2019 campaign

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[whole thistle]

New ghost voice makes me angry

[mint light]

its okay

[whole thistle]

Pack a day smoker

[mint light]

he calls u a slag

in the execution voiceline

or the revenge ones

[mint light]

did u remember evil ghost in 2019 lol

[frigid finch]

i feel like i spend more time managing my inventory in this game then i do actually raiding

[whole thistle]

no

[mint light]

Mace

it was just ghost but on the other faction

basically

and he was cool

[whole thistle]

It gets a lot better when you get cases

[whole thistle]

Oh the guy with the funny scars

[frigid finch]

ive got some cases lol

[mint light]

yeah

[whole thistle]

It might be a skill issue

[frigid finch]

its a hoarder issue

[whole thistle]

I relate

[dawn geyser]

The lack of organization hurts me.

[frigid finch]

i just auto sort

lol

[whole thistle]

I hate auto sort

[frigid finch]

its trash for sure

[whole thistle]

I literally sort 2 times per wipe

And just slide things in

[dim summit]

What are the best ways of getting first aid kits? I'm trying to complete the beginner missions but every time I go to where it says it spawns online and they're never there.

[brittle canyon]

go there again

until it is there

[jaunty sentinel]

Yeah either didn’t spawn or someone got to it first, just check again

[brittle canyon]

either you find the salewas first or you find enough to build medstation

[glacial patio]

@dim summit what map are you running?

Try reserve if you haven’t already there’s quite a few med spawns that usually go unlooted

[jaunty sentinel]

Beware of raiders

[jaunty mantle]

Any as val users here? Trying to see how effective loading it up with bp and tap firing would be

[mint light]

just use it in auto

but u could semi fire it

but auto fire is broken in cqb

[jaunty mantle]

My +22 recoil BP bullets say otherwise lol

[mint light]

they basically two tap everyone

as val sucks ass at range

[thin nacelle]

i need 60 round mag for ak 74u anywhere i can find it

[brittle canyon]

toilet lv2

[dim summit]

I was running customs. I'm new so I was making sure I thoroughly learned one map before moving to another.

Does it spawn regardless of me going in as a Scav or my main character?

[glacial patio]

@dim summit yes and if you’re running customs did you try crack house?

It’s the two story building next to ruaf extract

Going in as a scav is just loading into a raid that’s already in progress

[brittle canyon]

customs, woods, factory, interchange is the order you’ll encounter quests in

lots of meds in woods at fob

[dim summit]

Okay, I'll try going to the other maps. Google says it's in the storage area and the 2 gas stations on customs so I've just been going there.

[brittle canyon]

use mapgenie

toggle med spawns

[dim summit]

Mhm, that's what I'm using.

Oh wait 🤦🏾‍♂️.

I've had it set to only show extracts since that's what I've been learning.

Forgot I can toggle everything else lol...

Thank you.

[brittle canyon]

meds in new gas is locked behind a key, only 1 medbag in old gas
really there’s just crackhouse

[urban hatch]

how much scav rep you lose for killing gluhar

[wind sparrow]

0.2 per scav boss

[median hornet]

does anyone know a good map for reserve

[topaz forge]

!wiki reserve

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Reserve

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Reserve

For the quest, see Reserve (quest).
Reserve is a location in Escape from Tarkov. It is the seventh location that was added to the game.

​

General data

Type

Other location

Duration

40 minutes

​

Characters

Players

9-12

Enemies

Scavs, Scav Raiders, Glukhar

[topaz forge]

theres a couple there

the 3d one is very nice

oops theres 3 3d ones

anything made by re3mr is amazing

[median hornet]

ooo yh the 3d looks v nice

ty

[frigid finch]

is this any good?

[topaz forge]

yes

that gives you one time access to labs, it also sells to therapist for about 70k, and is needed to be fir for a quest later on

[frigid finch]

so keep it for the quest?

[topaz forge]

yea

[frigid finch]

can someone please explain why someone was able to open a god damn door without making a sound?\

[topaz forge]

uhhh audio occlusion sucks

thats about it

[frigid finch]

awesome...fucking great...

i love dying because i didnt hear a single footstep or door open

[topaz forge]

yea tarkov audio is notoriously awful

[frigid finch]

i had good a good headset and everything

[topaz forge]

it gets everybody killed every once in a while at least

[frigid finch]

not a single fucking sound

[stiff fractal]

Did you have a headset on?

You’re basically deaf without one

[topaz forge]

.

[stiff fractal]

Then yeah audio is certainly inconsistent and rough

[lost ore]

Woods zb bunkers sometime have them.

[lost ore]

Pretty sure you can craft them in hideout as well.

[jaunty mantle]

Yall using NVG on resort?? Trying to figure out what to run

[oblique ruin]

Flashlight

[solid fern]

whats the best way to lvl up?

[woeful spruce]

Completing quests

[solid fern]

ok hanks

[hybrid panther]

Could someone help me to get to jagers camp? I either get lost or sniped

[tough gyro]

What’s the best way to level stress?

The fastest

[dire folio]

What even is that stat qwq

[zinc canopy]

I’m assuming stress resistance

!wiki stress

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Stress_Resistance
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page stress for a direct link or !wiki search stress for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Stress Resistance

Stress Resistance is a Physical skill in Escape from Tarkov.

​

Overview

Type

Physical skill

Effect

• Decreases chance of getting pain shock
• Decreases tremor oscillation
• Elite level: Berserk mode

[dire folio]

Berserk mode

owo

[zinc canopy]

Pretty sure it’s bugged btw

Like most skills

[dire folio]

Skills aint real

There is 3 skills

Endur, strength, and metabolism

[zinc canopy]

My metabolism is awful I need to start eating more in raid

Sniper skill also exists just for the task nothing else

[dire folio]

I never fucking eat

Almost got me killed on my last raid today

Anyways night night

[zinc canopy]

Good night

[dire folio]

Ive been swearing too much today blegh

[zinc canopy]

Not a problem aslong as you can stop doing it in environments where you shouldn’t

[dire folio]

I mean just on discord i have

Here

Ok🐱💤💤💤

[mild mirage]

Hi guys, im on reserve and just killed a raider, does this mean glukhar is here 100%?

[zinc canopy]

Raider or guard two different things

[mild mirage]

so in reseve raiders can spawn without boss ?

[zinc canopy]

Raiders and guards are two different things

So yes

[mild mirage]

yes let me clarify I thought raiders only spawned below

[zinc canopy]

No they can above too

[mild mirage]

but I killed a , what I think a raider is, up top

oh ok

thank you

[zinc canopy]

With train or hermetic I believe

[limber cliff]

yeah train or hermetic

[mild mirage]

I killed him between the barracks

those 3 buildings

thats why im confused

[limber cliff]

what

white pawn black pawn?

[mild mirage]

yes

[limber cliff]

probably a gluhar guard then

[mild mirage]

in the middle area

helicopter

[limber cliff]

yeah that's weird i dont think they roam that far

[zinc canopy]

Yea raiders usually spawn toward train station

[limber cliff]

gluhar does spawn at helicopter though so it was prolly him

[mild mirage]

Ok thank you guys i'll investigate and see if I see the boss

[zinc canopy]

Could be a guard do you know what loot they have?

Good luck

[limber cliff]

if you instantly get 3 parts of your body blacked out it's gluhar

[mild mirage]

he had aks-74U with 45 round mag suppressed

[limber cliff]

what ammo

[zinc canopy]

What ammo what armor/ helmet

[mild mirage]

PS ammo

5.45

[limber cliff]

prolly not but it's still possible

did they have tier 4 armor with tier 4 helmets?

[mild mirage]

and he had AFAK and nades

nop

[limber cliff]

oh then yeah it's a gluhar guard

or a player scav

[mild mirage]

im scared

[zinc canopy]

Wiki doesn’t show them having a 74u but raiders do

[mild mirage]

it must be a wild raider

[zinc canopy]

Might just be a raider either way be careful

[mild mirage]

yap it said Raider on post raid screen

[flint crater]

What are you guys crafting in Workbench L2 that's makin you some profit?

I'm runnin Wires and the AK craft over and over

[fervent ermine]

Possibly aggroed out of bunker or away from train?

But i have seen people seeing raiders on heli

[peak fulcrum]

Hey guys!!

Any low lvl fresh players are welcome to tag me or dm me for any help on task or just questions on how to play the game in general.

I will do my best to answer any questions you may have so don't hesitate to ask!!

[proven marlin]

If your playing Scav and killed other Scav can u still evac in Scav house or Scav bunker!?

@peak fulcrum If your playing Scav and killed other Scav can u still evac in Scav house or Scav bunker!?

[clear flume]

yes

[peak fulcrum]

yes

although i would not recommend you shooting a scav unless they shot you first as a scav

[proven marlin]

other Scav killed me in bunker when I was evacing

Last 2s

Do u know where to get drill? I want to upgrade stash

[lusty valley]

interchange

I found 2 there in 1 day

[proven marlin]

Is that a map?

Is that map called interchange or place in woods

I’m lvl 5 so idk all the map name

[lusty valley]

it is called interchange

it is a mall

[proven marlin]

All pro will be there

[lusty valley]

what?

[fierce sedge]

if some streamer killed my friend and I went into his stream to see where he was and then naded his is that considered stream sniping and is stream snping bannable or nah

[fierce sedge]

Just stay on customs and factory

[lusty valley]

….yes

[mint light]

bro was stream snipin 💀💀

[fierce sedge]

all other maps have like big pros

[lusty valley]

no

lol

[fierce sedge]

theoretical ofc

[proven marlin]

Not wood?

[mint light]

play woods and customs

do not play factory

[fierce sedge]

idk when I was low level

[mint light]

ur gonna get shit on lol

[lusty valley]

I neman yeah

[fierce sedge]

I went on woods twice

[lusty valley]

any map

[fierce sedge]

and got popped in 10 minutes

[fierce sedge]

nah what you go in with an ultima shotgun and fletchet and your fine

[lusty valley]

you got to go in the eighth erea

[proven marlin]

I’m playing wood. I only know wood

[mint light]

woods is the easiest map in the game in terms of fighting and has easy loot and all the noob tasks

[mint light]

yeah a lvl 5 has that

[fierce sedge]

double barrel

works to

[lusty valley]

ew

[mint light]

they cant buy flechette diggy dawg

[proven marlin]

I wanna ask one more thing

[lusty valley]

in woods

[fierce sedge]

7m works

[mint light]

no it dosent

[lusty valley]

just buy a vpo and mod it

[mint light]

7mm sucks ass

just use sks

[lusty valley]

it will kill

[fierce sedge]

op sks is so sexy on woods and shoreline

[proven marlin]

If u upgrade the stash is it permanently or do u reset ounce the season ends

[mint light]

7mm requires leg or headshots to kill. which is never ideal

[lusty valley]

*wipes yes

[mint light]

resets on wipe

[fierce sedge]

reset unless you buy EOD, correct me if im wrong

Well not EOD in specific

the other updates to

[mint light]

eod is already max lvl

[lusty valley]

not me 😭

the pain

[fierce sedge]

me and my friends all purchased EOD

cause we were having a stash crisis

last wipe

[lusty valley]

same

[proven marlin]

My stash is terribly idk what to sell so

[lusty valley]

feed nikita

[fierce sedge]

Nikita is a sexy man

[lusty valley]

yes

we we we will we we

[lusty valley]

My boy

[fierce sedge]

Try to bag stack youll get a lot of space

[jaunty sentinel]

Stop hoarding so many bags lol

[lusty valley]

backpack stack 😭

[mint light]

gosh darn diddly that stash

[fierce sedge]

sexy rfb

[mint light]

the sight isnt

[fierce sedge]

Just bag stack everything into that tri zip

[lusty valley]

you can sell half of that too prob

[proven marlin]

My bag is all full

[fervent ermine]

Take mags and pistol grips off guns

[lusty valley]

yes^

[mint light]

he got dat foliage green stock!!

[fierce sedge]

Ive only seen one rsass this whole wipe

[lusty valley]

just use the gear

[mint light]

i buy rsass

[fierce sedge]

and I used it for mechanic

[mint light]

its a cracked gun

[lusty valley]

gear fear is bad

[fervent ermine]

Amazing gun

[mint light]

best dmr

tbh

rsass and m1a

[fervent ermine]

Best 308 is mdr and sa58

[lusty valley]

vpo 😎

#1

[proven marlin]

What is white access card thing

[mint light]

vpo is bong water

[mint light]

u can go to labs

[lusty valley]

I love it

[mint light]

its actually awful lol

[lusty valley]

I shat on soo many people

[proven marlin]

My brother said don’t sell but

[lusty valley]

I dropped a mdr child

[mint light]

cool

[fervent ermine]

How many geared pmcs have you killed with it?

[mint light]

thats not a gun thing

[lusty valley]

4

[fervent ermine]

Tan or black

[lusty valley]

black

[fervent ermine]

Run a good gun and you’ll kill triple the number

[mint light]

i can also kill people with shit guns it dosent make the gun good

[fierce sedge]

ive found 2 merins this wipe

sucks theyre worth nothing now

[lusty valley]

that’s hr best I got

can’t mod anything els

[proven marlin]

Is 6:20dark?

[mint light]

nah

[lusty valley]

no

[mint light]

dawn

[fervent ermine]

Nah

[mint light]

orange haze a bit

[proven marlin]

I have tons of questions lol 😂 I can’t seem to understand all the things in tarkov

[mint light]

we all did

[fierce sedge]

Just got one tapped through a bush by some pmc

Dont even know where he was

Went to tab out for a minute smh

[mint light]

lol

flir

[fierce sedge]

maybe

it was daytime

It was a scav run

[proven marlin]

I got killed playing with random team 😦

[mint light]

dont play with randoms

[fierce sedge]

in this server?

[proven marlin]

No

[jaunty sentinel]

Never ever join a random

[fierce sedge]

I play with randoms I run behind them so they dont try nun funny

[jaunty sentinel]

Guaranteed death

[mint light]

i am the peacemaker

[fierce sedge]

Lol

now kill 2 of them

[mint light]

nah i want red card

[fierce sedge]

wdym

how do you get red card from that

[mint light]

fence rewards

[fierce sedge]

oh

ok

Found a slick in raid yesterday

[mint light]

and scav rep

[fierce sedge]

died from no energy

[mint light]

bruh

bruh dont know what healin is

[fierce sedge]

I was

but like

I forgot to eat

and I was at 10 energy

when I came in

[mint light]

how long are u in raid for

[fierce sedge]

and couldnt find food the entire raid

[mint light]

just insta leave

pop propital and leave

[fierce sedge]

I dont use injectors lol

[mint light]

why

[proven marlin]

I disconnected when I got very good loot bruh

[lusty valley]

MA_X what is a good gun that I can mod with lvl 1 traders?

[mint light]

sks

vepr km

ump

[lusty valley]

you can’t get that unless you barter

[mint light]

buy knifes from fence

[proven marlin]

What’s cheap gun that noobs can use

[mint light]

what i said

and mosin

mosin is funny

https://streamable.com/k6bxxg

[fierce sedge]

bro factory raid with a mosin bt and basic armors

and your chilling

[lusty valley]

nice

[mint light]

basically easiest game ever made

[lusty valley]

why not put headphones on?

[mint light]

idk why im scavvin

[mint light]

tagilla mask

[lusty valley]

ah I didn’t see it

[fierce sedge]

Why do you scav factory

nothing good

ever

[lusty valley]

that’s all I do

[fierce sedge]

y??????

[lusty valley]

scav fav shoreline and interchange

[proven marlin]

Where should I Scav

[mint light]

free money and im lazy

[lusty valley]

2 mil in 6hr

[fierce sedge]

fair

[mint light]

factory is realistically the second best scav map

[proven marlin]

500k in 1 day….

[fierce sedge]

loot wise no

[mint light]

because u can just instantly extraxt and u make 100-200k

[lusty valley]

I mean yes

[mint light]

yes

[fierce sedge]

I actually did find an rsass on factory and the green killa mask once

but thats it

[lusty valley]

the cabinets and weapon mods

[mint light]

why would i play factory if i didnt make money

[fierce sedge]

going into raid brb

[limber cliff]

factory best map for scav rep farming

[lusty valley]

ez map

[limber cliff]

in every way

[lusty valley]

5 people

[limber cliff]

customs or lighthouse best map for making scav money

[mint light]

i do be bullying pmcs on factory

[mint light]

customs is a huge L

[limber cliff]

there are no hostile pscavs on customs

[proven marlin]

I just lost everything bc of disconnected

[mint light]

loot on customs dosent exist

[lusty valley]

seiga drum mag fletch rounds 😎

[mint light]

that is not my issue i never die to pscavs

[limber cliff]

whereas every lighthouse pscav is a violent gorilla

[mint light]

ump

[limber cliff]

customs has so much gas

[mint light]

tell that to my 53 survival streak on scav

[proven marlin]

No one Scav woods?

[mint light]

scav woods is cool

[lusty valley]

yeah

[lusty valley]

but if you get a bad time you prob fucked

[limber cliff]

scav woods yawn as fuck

[proven marlin]

I only know how to evac in woods

[mint light]

woods is the easiest map in the game

[lusty valley]

yes

big loot too

[mint light]

yeah lots of bittys

[lusty valley]

village is the best

if you are a solo

[mint light]

sunken

its ok

i hit medcamp and kill all the pmcs and extract with a pscav

[proven marlin]

I don’t know how to evac factory

[lusty valley]

A lot of rare spawns

[fierce sedge]

i only scav woods

[lusty valley]

top floor window

[fierce sedge]

Ive gotten so many sex monnshines from there

[mint light]

camera bunker door best factory extract tbh

[stiff fractal]

Woods is goods

[lusty valley]

got to the builder go to top floor open door and go to the window

[proven marlin]

Factory easy map to evac?

[mint light]

yeah

[lusty valley]

yes

[limber cliff]

its actually viable to camp it on a pmc for labs cards

[mint light]

the map is like 75m in total

[mint light]

how bored are u

just buy labs cards

[proven marlin]

Where do u use where card

[lusty valley]

labs

[fierce sedge]

What level traders do I need to buy lab cards

[mint light]

mechanic 3 therapist 4

[lusty valley]

flea

market

[mint light]

banned on flea for like a two years

[jaunty sentinel]

Banned

[fierce sedge]

Im close to mech 3

[lusty valley]

oh

[fierce sedge]

two and a half more levels

[lusty valley]

get good scav rep

[fierce sedge]

We should 4 stack woods

[mint light]

game starts at lvl 32 tbh

i only play duo

[lusty valley]

15 is where you can start doing shit

[limber cliff]

not saying you should just that you could

[mint light]

https://streamable.com/qhqhhq

[limber cliff]

i have so many labs cards i dont need to camp for the,

[mint light]

customs players bro

always so lost

[lusty valley]

ik

[mint light]

still died like a boss

[limber cliff]

customs is a new player map

[fierce sedge]

What gun is that lol

[limber cliff]

only worth going to on scavs or for quests on pmc

[mint light]

rd704

[lusty valley]

there was a man in the bush with fir scope camping extract in interchange

[fierce sedge]

sexy

[mint light]

customs has good pvp if u have someone that isnt lvl 4

otherwise reserve and labs best

[fierce sedge]

bro I got so pissed yesterday

[limber cliff]

factory is the most well rounded map in the game 🙏

[lusty valley]

reserve is the 2 easy to extract from @proven marlin

[mint light]

sometimes i kill people on customs and lose money in ammo

[lusty valley]

no

[fierce sedge]

I was doing smoke grenade run yesterday cause I was bored on labs

[limber cliff]

yes

[mint light]

bro said smoke grenade run

[fierce sedge]

and I smoked it off and ran using the smoke for cover

[lusty valley]

bro 5 man and you got to whole place to your self

[limber cliff]

i'd believe this if smoke grenades werent dogshit

[fierce sedge]

and some idiot one tapped me tthrough it

[limber cliff]

ok now i believe it

[fierce sedge]

never using smokes again

[mint light]

labs is zesty this wipe

people are scared to plug keyboard in on labs

[lusty valley]

I refuse to go to labs

[limber cliff]

there is not a soul on labs past 10 minutes in

unless they're camping red

[fierce sedge]

labs was dead af yesterday

All run nothing to do

[mint light]

https://streamable.com/wfifpx

what do these people do

[fierce sedge]

didnt hear a single gunshot or anything

[whole thistle]

Have they fixed the dive

[mint light]

a long ass time ago

[whole thistle]

Damn

[mint light]

like a week after it came out

[limber cliff]

where are you queuing for these npc lobbies

[mint light]

a lot of us servers

If u want pvp play atlanta

[whole thistle]

that's just how na is

[limber cliff]

i have a bug where people shoot back at me

[whole thistle]

This is true in every way

[mint light]

atlanta is a good server

new york

[whole thistle]

Gang war

[mint light]

on eu romania

[limber cliff]

so the hood translates over to tarkov

[mint light]

bro im in tarkov o block

[fervent ermine]

Romania is dead now

Some streamer said them on stream

ratfest now

[mint light]

what a sad time

[mint light]

i think

u are a ping abuser

jajaja

[fervent ermine]

I think

You are bad

[mint light]

RAHHHH

[limber cliff]

queue orlando

free runs

everyone in orlando is dead

🙏

[mint light]

no actually

[proven marlin]

I made 50k scaving factory

[mint light]

montreal is the most dead server ever

montreal is how i get half my quests done

[fervent ermine]

Rst

[mint light]

we 1v1 in like a week

i buy eod

[limber cliff]

hurricane ian making orlando meta

[fervent ermine]

Ok

[mint light]

i will clap u

[fervent ermine]

Sure man

[mint light]

those people cant even play 😭

yes

big noob crusader jaja

[whole thistle]

I love Florida servers

I have unironically seen 1 person with a face shield ever

[mint light]

it has floridians and they are all crazy

[fervent ermine]

Fake

[fervent ermine]

You are american, your entire life is fake

[proven marlin]

My next Scav look good

[limber cliff]

toasted pop tarts nasty as fuck 🙏

[fervent ermine]

A lie made up by the cia

[dawn geyser]

Windows+Shift+S =p

[fervent ermine]

Good morning kwon

I think it is morning in the us of a

[whole thistle]

I live to consume product

[whole thistle]

it's

[proven marlin]

???

[dawn geyser]

Howdydoo Crusader

[limber cliff]

get lightshot

[dawn geyser]

It is indeed morning

[whole thistle]

Screenshot bind

[limber cliff]

you can actually take screenshots not pictures of your screen

[whole thistle]

You don't have to get anything just press win shift s

[proven marlin]

How do I cure my body

[dawn geyser]

Shortbind for selection screenshot

[limber cliff]

cure his body 🙏

[whole thistle]

What

[proven marlin]

All my body dead

[whole thistle]

Use meds

[lusty valley]

therapist

after you come out of raid

[whole thistle]

Also just heal after a run

[proven marlin]

This thing

[whole thistle]

Medkit

Cheese

Car

[lusty valley]

yeah after a raid it ask if you want to heal

[proven marlin]

I think I skipped that

[whole thistle]

Use a medkit then

[lusty valley]

remember next time

[proven marlin]

Ok

Thank u

[lusty valley]

bring nothing and put stuff in your safe box and leave

go like woods

[whole thistle]

Bro just use an ai2

[lusty valley]

it only has 100

[whole thistle]

And he has 200 health missing

Buy 2

They're cheap as shit

[lusty valley]

or spend noting and gain 40k

[whole thistle]

bruh 💀

[lusty valley]

either or works

bruh to you too

[proven marlin]

It’s 0 bucks to cure my body after raid

[lusty valley]

for the first 20 raids I think

[whole thistle]

Yeah but you have to go in raid with half health and extract

[limber cliff]

the cure 🙏

[proven marlin]

Why u praying

[lusty valley]

i missed that part lol

[proven marlin]

Am I wrong saying it

[lusty valley]

no most people say heal

[proven marlin]

I’m bad at I flush

English

I’m Japanese

Half American

[lusty valley]

ah nice

[limber cliff]

the cure 🙏

[limber cliff]

youre not saying it wrong its just funny how you say it

[lusty valley]

I am USA part Mcdonald’s

[proven marlin]

My school teached me in class

[whole thistle]

love mcdonald!!!

[fervent ermine]

Why in my channel?

[lusty valley]

I only like the fry’s now

[fervent ermine]

I own this channel

[limber cliff]

heal and cure are the synonyms but they mean different things kind of ?

[lusty valley]

cure is more like you are sick

[proven marlin]

Your ice cream machine always broken right? Everyone say it

[lusty valley]

yes Lol

[olive bough]

You channel?

Fool

[lusty valley]

oh shit

[olive bough]

[lusty valley]

the power of sherpa

[proven marlin]

I only play Scav rn

I can’t win a fight

[lusty valley]

make sure you play pmc

[whole thistle]

You can't really progress by doing scav only

[lusty valley]

I could not win a fight either

I win some now

[limber cliff]

if it's your first wipe it's not a bad idea

[lusty valley]

I only got 130hr

[whole thistle]

130 hours on only scav?

[lusty valley]

NO NO

[proven marlin]

Me 30h

[whole thistle]

I thought the other guy sent that message mb lmao

[lusty valley]

there are people with 4k hr who just play to shit on new players

[fierce sedge]

pov big streamers

[whole thistle]

They play to shit on everyone

You just get caught in it

[mint light]

L

[lusty valley]

I heard people are download rat scanner

[limber cliff]

wow you really clipped on him

[lusty valley]

those poor kids

[limber cliff]

the level 4 with a scav ak and emercom hat

[mint light]

he shouldve known better

[proven marlin]

I’m doing costom to do my task

[fervent ermine]

Train hard armband

[whole thistle]

"gaddum"
-socrates

[fervent ermine]

Surely

[proven marlin]

I can’t evac lol

[mint light]

thats the train hard armband

[whole thistle]

Use a map

[lusty valley]

he wants to talk about your car extend warranty

[limber cliff]

bro that's a red armband 🙏

[proven marlin]

Someone using machine gun

[mint light]

nah he got train hard

he is cracked

[lusty valley]

omg I found the best gun in game

[limber cliff]

it looks like he has a moustache too

[fervent ermine]

no im psure its train hard my guy

[proven marlin]

What’s the use of a diary

[whole thistle]

Sell

[limber cliff]

i cant tell the clip is in 360p

[lusty valley]

money

feince

[whole thistle]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/escapefromtarkov_gamepedia/images/2/27/2021_Customs_by_PaulRIISK.png/revision/latest?cb=20210202221431

[lusty valley]

spelling 10/10

[lusty valley]

good map

[whole thistle]

Peacekeeper better

[lusty valley]

na

usa man stinky

[whole thistle]

He literally gives you more money

[lusty valley]

ik

[whole thistle]

He's polish

[lusty valley]

I just refuse to sell to him

[proven marlin]

What’s close

[whole thistle]

Just wait until you need to buy ammo ever lmao

[fierce sedge]

where are you lol

[proven marlin]

I’m solo

[fervent ermine]

He is fake

[whole thistle]

We don't know where you are

[lusty valley]

no clue why were you are

[dawn geyser]

Man took a picture of glass blades

Where am I

[whole thistle]

Post a pic of the area around you @proven marlin

[mint light]

LMAO

BRO WANTS ME TO MOW HIS LAWN

[lusty valley]

The grass

[dawn geyser]

lol

[fervent ermine]

He is in forest near dorms

[mint light]

mr red

[dawn geyser]

West side of the map

[whole thistle]

You're right next to crossroads

[fervent ermine]

Proning near gas station

[olive bough]

Are we playing “where did we spawn”?

[fervent ermine]

No it isnt

Near new gas

[olive bough]

I wanna play too!

[whole thistle]

Oh wait that's not big red lmao

Jesus

[mint light]

this is next to new gas

[whole thistle]

Win shift s pls

[dawn geyser]

Oh

[proven marlin]

Yes

[mint light]

he looking at chemical building

[dawn geyser]

You're right

[lusty valley]

veitnam

[dawn geyser]

Juron for the love of god, take screenshots

[whole thistle]

None of them are nearby you need to cross the map

[fervent ermine]

Big Red without the red

[whole thistle]

He's at big

[proven marlin]

Damm

[dawn geyser]

What about the smaller building

Is it just

'

[proven marlin]

Everyone shooting around me

Hotspot

[lusty valley]

hide

we help

[limber cliff]

juron doesnt need to take screenshots

[limber cliff]

juron is a thoroughbred pimp

[olive bough]

“I see one, he’s at ‘!”
“…what?”

[mint light]

is yeat the new pablo picasso

[limber cliff]

yeah

[dawn geyser]

[fervent ermine]

Small red

[lusty valley]

I use my Samsung fridge to taken screen shots of my pc 😎

[whole thistle]

Big grey

[fervent ermine]

I shot my screen

Fuck

[proven marlin]

Machine gun guy spraying everywhere

[lusty valley]

what

[fervent ermine]

Instructions unclear

[dawn geyser]

[whole thistle]

It's probably just people fighting at dorms or fortress

[fervent ermine]

You said to screenshot

[whole thistle]

Just go around them

[fervent ermine]

My screen isn’t working now

[dawn geyser]

The puns

[lusty valley]

he is prob dead

we can’t help his ass

[olive bough]

They are uh

[lusty valley]

5 of us

[dawn geyser]

Do it.

[mint light]

i agree

[olive bough]

Definitely a constant in life

[lusty valley]

can’t help

[dawn geyser]

Oh I thought you were about to make a pun about puns

[limber cliff]

biboddy tonka biboddy tonka biboddy tonka

🙏

[olive bough]

Welcome to #beginners-assistance

[lusty valley]

😂

[fervent ermine]

I say where he is

Good enough

[olive bough]

How can we not assist you?

[lusty valley]

not me

[fervent ermine]

Uninstall tarkov

[mint light]

my money big bodied my money tonka

[fervent ermine]

Wait that is assisting

[lusty valley]

no It is stuck on my pc

[fervent ermine]

Nvm keep tarkov

[whole thistle]

uninstall life

[lusty valley]

eft my life support

[dawn geyser]

[clear flume]

uninstall system 32
makes tarkov run faster

[olive bough]

Hey kwon, since you said that I change name more often than you clean your guns

[limber cliff]

yeat and lil pump are rap messiahs

[fervent ermine]

You are fake

[olive bough]

Have you cleaned you guns yet? I want to change name

[whole thistle]

Did you know if you crush your PC with a hammer it'll make yarkov run better

[mint light]

kwon is a real shoota he never do any panicin

[clear flume]

yarkov

[mint light]

where is that lyric from

[lusty valley]

remove everything that ain’t eft

[mint light]

shotta flow

[limber cliff]

stop drinking hateraide

[proven marlin]

I’m in a building

[lusty valley]

deleted system 32 you get 1 more fps on lighthouse

[proven marlin]

Every yt go here to fight

[mint light]

huge

[limber cliff]

juron a real shooter

[whole thistle]

Keep going lol

Or loot that place

Big loots

[lusty valley]

grass then a building

[limber cliff]

juron saving the opps from himself 🙏

[proven marlin]

I can find dead body if I’m lucky

[lusty valley]

😎

[whole thistle]

Just loot the boxes in there

They're good

[mint light]

@whole thistle pirates on a boat

[whole thistle]

Dinosaurs on a boat

[mint light]

tyrannosaurus rex on a boat

[bold kernel]

aaa i have too much stuff what do i do also there are like 3 rigs that are empty but thats not gonna do too much thats gonna be enough storage for like 1 raid also sorry for the image spam

[mint light]

@whole thistle should i return to cute cat pfps

[fierce sedge]

I just hit the luckiest shot on some kid close quarters with a dvl

[mint light]

holy image spam

[whole thistle]

@bold kernel are you from the north

[bold kernel]

i live in india

[whole thistle]

Return to Disney baddies

[bold kernel]

yea sorry

[fierce sedge]

He had an opd sks and was shooting me but he didnt have a helmet so I qujck scoped and one tapped him

[limber cliff]

i want tarkov zombies so fucking bad

[mint light]

did u enjoy that arc

[supple herald]

No.

[whole thistle]

greatly

That was the anger arc

[dawn geyser]

[bold kernel]

so what do i do?

[mint light]

the anger arc

[limber cliff]

why not

[mint light]

zapwag was saying disney princess

i have a 1-1 vote

[supple herald]

Would be lame and boring and off theme

[limber cliff]

youre lame and boring and off theme

[mint light]

arent scavs as braindead as zombies

[limber cliff]

scavs dont get progressively harder

[mint light]

same thing

they do

[dawn geyser]

Kpop

[supple herald]

[mint light]

who is a cool kpopper to be

i will be

jung kook

[bold kernel]

anyone?

[limber cliff]

im rofling right now skull eomji x8

[mint light]

how however u spell it

[broken pasture]

buy cases and sell ur stuff

[limber cliff]

sell literally everything that you arent gonna run in the next 3 raids

then buy containers

[bold kernel]

i havent unlocked flea market

[mint light]

i can be like that one british guy and be jimin

[dawn geyser]

Sell FP-100, PGW, Thermostats, The AK-105 (Keep attachments), Toz, weapon parts,

[dawn geyser]

PLEASE. NO.

[broken pasture]

what lvl ?

[dawn geyser]

That guy is

Something.

[proven marlin]

I got killed by Scav

[bold kernel]

i need the toz for that quest which needs a toz

[whole thistle]

@bold kernel you could sell off of these

[bold kernel]

10

[mint light]

i wonder if he regrets it

he wanted to be asian

and it didnt work

such a weird guy

[lethal compass]

"trans-national"

[mint light]

bro went into the plastic surgeon and his request was "fuck me up"

[limber cliff]

what the fuck are you talking about

[mint light]

jimin

bts

[limber cliff]

bts 🙏

[bold kernel]

i guess that helps but i will need more storage still

[mint light]

@whole thistle what disney baddie do i do next

[dawn geyser]

He's the type to never admit it

He definitely does

Or maybe he likes the attention

[broken pasture]

honestly just sell what you don't need you need more levels to get more space

[mint light]

i think before surgery he was like decently good looking too

[proven marlin]

How do I get a box

Yt stash full of box

[bold kernel]

i am not sure what i dont need and thats the exact reason why i asked here i feel like i need everything

[proven marlin]

They put everything in there

[dawn geyser]

I would honestly sell the scout rig/umkas

And sell everything I told you to

[clear flume]

boxes like that are a higher level item

[bold kernel]

ok

[whole thistle]

Pocahontas

For Columbus day

[dawn geyser]

As you progress you'll unlock containers

You'll find them on traders

[mint light]

is that like cultural appropriation

[supple herald]

Like the thicc items case

[proven marlin]

I bought junk box but can’t fill anything

[supple herald]

Best item in game

[dawn geyser]

Yes you can.

Barter items

One of the more important ones

[clear flume]

yes

[whole thistle]

Idk

[mint light]

who else is a disney baddie