beginners-assistance

[whole thistle]

oh you got the mount that need a top bit

[mint light]

what a goober

[limber basin]

got it

ty ❤️

[merry wadi]

goober 🤤

[mint light]

what

[merry wadi]

Fuck, anti spam

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

goober

Holy shit

Best scav gun?!

Wait shit wrong chat

[dense canopy]

can I find an awl on reserve ?

[fossil compass]

anywhere

[dense canopy]

Guess I am just unlucky, are the parrots any good for anything or should I sell ?

[fervent ermine]

Needed for a task but pretty common

[dense canopy]

Ah ok

[merry wadi]

Dude I just got fucked by a mine even though i wasnt even in a minefield

fuck woods

okay I think i got it

So i just stay away from grass

in woods

[valid trout]

U were

No mines anywhere else except for minefields

[potent crater]

where do you think you were then???

[merry wadi]

At woods

lol

I dont fucking know? I saw a light and I walked towards it

[potent crater]

I mean how do you think you died to a mine if you wertent where mines are

[merry wadi]

Well I wasnt in the minefield area. The one surrounded by the 💀 signs

[potent crater]

pretty sure not all mind fields have signs

[merry wadi]

Bruuuh

thats fucked

[potent crater]

I know that is true on lighthoues but not sure about woods

¯_(ツ)_/¯

learn the map

[merry wadi]

I have

well a little at least

[potent crater]

then how do you not know where you were

[merry wadi]

Its never happened before lol

[potent crater]

oh you are gonna step on so many landmines before you are really good at the map

[merry wadi]

Is woods the hardest map to learn? Its got like 3 landmarks, all trees, biggest map in the game and invis snipers and mines

[mint light]

no map is hard to learn

[merry wadi]

[stiff fractal]

Woods best map

[merry wadi]

TO LEARN?!

[stiff fractal]

Not even close

[stiff fractal]

Yes

[merry wadi]

FUUUUCK

[stiff fractal]

Go learn it

[merry wadi]

As in difficulty or loot?

[stiff fractal]

Best for everything fr

[merry wadi]

difficulty too?

[stiff fractal]

Easiest

[merry wadi]

dear god what are the other maps like?

I swear customs is easier

no way woods the easiest

[stiff fractal]

Not at all

[merry wadi]

Im in denial naaah

fr?

[stiff fractal]

Woods is the safest map by far

[merry wadi]

SAFEST?!

[stiff fractal]

Not even joking everyone will agree

My first wipe i had a 64% survival rate playing woods and I joined late wipe

[merry wadi]

wtf

[stiff fractal]

And a 7 kd fr

[merry wadi]

Not for my head,eyes it isnt

god damn

IG everyone is really spread out

[stiff fractal]

I promise its worth. Wanna see some woods loot?

[merry wadi]

Sure

[stiff fractal]

Scav run

[merry wadi]

BTW the woods run I just did, I got sniped at right next to spawn.

[merry wadi]

holy

[merry wadi]

Did I spawn at outskirts?

i think i did

[mint light]

all my high kill raids are on woods

[stiff fractal]

3 hours of woods

[mint light]

spartan lying

[stiff fractal]

Wut

[merry wadi]

Wut

[stiff fractal]

Lying bout what lol

More woods

[modern orchid]

Why the fuck car extract aren't always spawn

[stiff fractal]

It is on woods

[modern orchid]

Interchange

[merry wadi]

Is that a fucking 50 cal?

[stiff fractal]

That im not sure. I think all cars should be always up

[merry wadi]

Did you grab that from woods?

[stiff fractal]

Killed someone for it but not 50 cal lol

[merry wadi]

Damn well looks like it?

[stiff fractal]

Its a 308

Or 7.62x51

[merry wadi]

Oh

[stiff fractal]

Same thing

[merry wadi]

We;; 7.62 mm = idk inch

[stiff fractal]

Here is a 338

I actually lose a full bag of loot from this run lol

I had to drop it to lose weight and couldn’t find it

[merry wadi]

Unlike you, I cant kill a fly

[stiff fractal]

Still left at 72kg

[mint light]

wood

[stiff fractal]

W

Still my favorite woods raid with the 338

+mosin

[mint light]

ratio i had a shotgun

[merry wadi]

338 is quite low caliber for a sniper no? Sorry I know near fuckall about guns

[stiff fractal]

I had 12 bullets lol

[stiff fractal]

Very big lol

[potent crater]

1 shot thorax through any armor lmao

[mint light]

big bullet

[stiff fractal]

338 is what my uncle used as a marine scout sniper in bosnia

[merry wadi]

oh

damn

so wait 50 cal rounds are fucking massive then?

[stiff fractal]

Its bigger than the guns you thought were a 50 cal lol

[merry wadi]

oh

what?

[stiff fractal]

But 50 cal is bigger than 338

[merry wadi]

yea that ik

[stiff fractal]

338 travels faster and less drop though from what I understand. 50 is so heavy of a bullet

[merry wadi]

True

[stiff fractal]

Isnt the ash supposed to be a 50 cal?

Someone who knows

[mint light]

12.7 is russian 50 cal

same role

[stiff fractal]

Ah so essentially

[potent crater]

how close is size?

[merry wadi]

but it's designed to mess someone up

right?

[stiff fractal]

All bullets are

[merry wadi]

true

what about subsonics lol

[potent crater]

just made to be quiet lol

[stiff fractal]

Subsonics in this game are kinda meh

[potent crater]

still definetly hurt

[mint light]

50 cal on humans 💀

[merry wadi]

IRL too if you have armour right?

basically just sharp bb bullets

[mint light]

armor does fuck all irl

[stiff fractal]

Cant say from experience lol

[potent crater]

Not really for mp7

[mint light]

you still get fucked by blunt force

[merry wadi]

yea true

[stiff fractal]

But yeah irl armor is poo

[mint light]

i cant wear hexgrid and become god

dont work

[potent crater]

I have all the experience with getting shot IRL

[stiff fractal]

Some bullets are designed to pierce tanks so even if you wear a tank irl you arent safe

[merry wadi]

What os hexgrod

[mint light]

armor

[merry wadi]

i hear about it all the time

is it good?

[potent crater]

really good in game armor

[stiff fractal]

Hex grid

[merry wadi]

damn

[potent crater]

I would consider it besyt armor in the game

[merry wadi]

How

[stiff fractal]

The black one in my bag

[merry wadi]

doesnt it have holes and shit?

[potent crater]

not really holes i dont think

[mint light]

💀

[merry wadi]

hmm

[mint light]

yeah the armor just has holes in it

just open ass holes

[stiff fractal]

Air flow

[merry wadi]

bullet flow

[stiff fractal]

Makes u run fast

[potent crater]

does it tho?

[stiff fractal]

No

[potent crater]

why dont professional runners wear hex grids???

[merry wadi]

Because professional runners aren't gettin shot at

[stiff fractal]

Try it

[merry wadi]

not yet at least

[stiff fractal]

Maybe youre onto something

[mint light]

because they already have cool shoes

[potent crater]

but he said it makes u run fast

[merry wadi]

Add nikes in tarkov

[stiff fractal]

When i ran track i had a sick pair of hot pink track shoes

[mint light]

i have crocs

[potent crater]

looks like crocs

[merry wadi]

LMFAO

[potent crater]

yah lmao

[stiff fractal]

They were super light. The spikes on the bottom weighed more than the shoes

[merry wadi]

dripping

[stiff fractal]

Pmcs have dad shoes

[mint light]

most insane drip is the scav with socks and sandals and a hole on the big toe

[stiff fractal]

This is drip

[mint light]

thats not the chameleon

[stiff fractal]

All black with exfil is so clean

[potent crater]

Tan man on top

[mint light]

chameleon is fire

[stiff fractal]

Plus sr-25 is such a good looking gun

[potent crater]

east or west wing more populated

[stiff fractal]

East probably

[potent crater]

bro so dead

no one is coming resort i guess

[stiff fractal]

In my experience tasking there i run into more people in east rn

[potent crater]

I feel like all tasks are in west tho

[merry wadi]

Am I the only one who has no friends that wanna play tarkov?

[stiff fractal]

Thats all of us

[potent crater]

we all just play with people from #pvp-lfg

[merry wadi]

I think its because im the most mentally unwell out of all of them but

[stiff fractal]

If we had friends we wouldnt be here talking all day

[merry wadi]

Yea but most of them are like 30-60 years old

[mint light]

i have friends no cap

[potent crater]

in lfg?

[merry wadi]

I cant fucking relate

[potent crater]

I play with like 16-20 year olds most of the time I find people

[merry wadi]

rlly?

im the youngest tarkov player then lmfao

[stiff fractal]

Everyone is a kid bro its weird

[merry wadi]

15

[stiff fractal]

I can tell by your pfp and bio you arent old enough to drive

[mint light]

also british

[stiff fractal]

Im the oldest person in the discord

[potent crater]

are you 60

[mint light]

84

[stiff fractal]

Ill be 85 in the fall

I like woods because it reminds me of the old days before we had 50 states

[merry wadi]

lmfao

I've noticed

[stiff fractal]

Who else remembers the Louisiana purchase?

[merry wadi]

i dont like this pfp dont ask why i have it

[merry wadi]

When the dude in louisiana bought a cola?

[stiff fractal]

A tarcola

[merry wadi]

lmfao

[mint light]

🖐️

[stiff fractal]

Is that you in your pfp?

[merry wadi]

Do you guys get piss-shit afraid when you play tarkov?

[stiff fractal]

No lol

[mint light]

no im not a pussy

[merry wadi]

Presidente face rebeal

[mint light]

yeah

[merry wadi]

:(

Im literally playing tarkov to get over my paranoia

[mint light]

tarkov is schizophrenia cope mode

[merry wadi]

agreed

Im a massive pussy irl

[mint light]

it also induces schizophrenia

[potent crater]

how do you guys get pun 4 kills

[mint light]

i dont

i dont do it

[stiff fractal]

I wont play with people if i don’t like their name, pfp, or bio. I immediately judge the person based on how they present themselves. Will not play with ttv named individuals.

[mint light]

thats so based

[potent crater]

I should have done that

[mint light]

spartan likes disney princesses

[stiff fractal]

Yes

[mint light]

spartan please crop your profile pic correctly i will explode

[potent crater]

hahahaha i saw that too

[merry wadi]

Damn

[stiff fractal]

It saves me time. Anything drug related, sexual, or memey is also a no. Im a no nonsense individual

[merry wadi]

agree

[mint light]

spartan says that then does some dumb shit like bring milk into raid

[merry wadi]

My PFP is usually just jokes that I make with my friends

[stiff fractal]

Old people cant crop I just got the internet. My isp is earthmail

[merry wadi]

Well you need them strong bones in tarkov

[mint light]

“do you want a milky beverage” -spartan

[potent crater]

this one guy has TTV in his name and i palyed with him a few times becuase i was trying to help him when he was new and oh my god he pisses me off sometimes

[potent crater]

how old are you???

[stiff fractal]

Milk is good for hydration and energy and cheap

[mint light]

you can buy asval tube with it its cracked

[stiff fractal]

Ttv people either stream (i think streaming is unhealthy. Anyone who actively seeks attention from strangers is someone ill never relate to) or they dont stream and so the name is just stupid. Not worth

[stiff fractal]

23

[merry wadi]

The reason I want to put a ttv in my name is so I can stream and get a kill and when my victim joins, ill just start roasting them lol

[merry wadi]

Fuck attention I want money

Thats the only reason id want to stream

[stiff fractal]

And that is something people do at 15 lol.

[mint light]

i got ratted on by a ttver and wized immediately went to their stream and shit talked then 💀

[modern orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFFlmC1wzU

[potent crater]

^^^ dont think anyone wants attention unless they are on tiktok i think they want money because they watch streamers and are like huh sems like a fun career sitting anround and playing games

[merry wadi]

Its not fun, Its kinda easy

[cobalt frost]

anyone able to help me stack some roubles and knock out some quests?

[stiff fractal]

Another thing. I dont believe in expending large amounts of time to try and grow something with that small of a chance to succeed.

[potent crater]

how mumch money are you making off streaming bro

[merry wadi]

Im not

[potent crater]

then how do you know it is easy

it just isnt

[merry wadi]

Well all you gotta do is game

[potent crater]

bro naaaah

[mint light]

https://streamable.com/qpdbjq most cracked labs clip

[stiff fractal]

Streaming to make it big is a fools dream.

[merry wadi]

tell that to snoop dog lmfao

[mint light]

snoop dog

[merry wadi]

I never expect to make it big

[potent crater]

bro that is like saying being rich is easy just ask bill gates

[merry wadi]

Ok bro

[mint light]

this seems like streamer copium

[stiff fractal]

Snoop dog was already a millionaire with millions of fans before streaming. He didnt have to build an audience through streaming

[potent crater]

Doesnt pick up your mic :(

[mint light]

i have my mic turned off in clips because that shit is stupid!!!

[potent crater]

ok

[mint light]

it picks up my breathing even when im just like normally breathing

makes me sound like some geek

[potent crater]

hahaha

[merry wadi]

Made a big mistake talking about streaming lmfao

[potent crater]

my VR headset does that

[stiff fractal]

Best way to have a twitch following is to have a following elsewhere and bring it to twitch. Youll never get noticed nowadays streaming with 0 viewers behind 10,000 other people

[merry wadi]

Quest 2?

[potent crater]

Rift S

[merry wadi]

Ahhh yea

[mint light]

https://streamable.com/svjolp

[merry wadi]

I miss mine

my sister broke it

[potent crater]

IDK i dont really agree with @stiff fractal but I dont agree with you either

[potent crater]

what did she do

[merry wadi]

Im not very agreeable mol

[cobalt frost]

guess not :/

[merry wadi]

She fucking destroyed the cable

I gave it to her for a week and on the second day, she gave it back because "I broke it"

[potent crater]

I dont think streaming is easy at all but I dont think people who actively seek out attention is what streamers are or they are mentally ill or whatever he said

[stiff fractal]

There are more lottery winners than millionaire streamers.

[merry wadi]

But im not looking to be a millionaire

[potent crater]

ikr it isnt easy to be a streamer but I dont think they seek attention they seek money

[mint light]

this is encouraging me to start gambling. thanks

[potent crater]

^^^

[merry wadi]

I just want to find a small hobby to make a small amount of money

[mint light]

a job

[potent crater]

I was playing with this guy on rust and he gambled a skin, lost 70 dollars and got off

[potent crater]

^^^

[merry wadi]

Good plan. Lets pool our money and split

[potent crater]

sounds like a great ideaw if you dont have much money

[merry wadi]

😫 😫 😫

[stiff fractal]

Do it for fun and no other reason. Thats the only way id encourage someone to start streaming if they have no following prior to streaming

[merry wadi]

FFS im 15 with nothing better to do other than program a game for a little

[stiff fractal]

Glhf

[merry wadi]

Im on a quest to get jager

[potent crater]

that is true but i dont think it is easy and if you ever get a big following you wont think it is easy either

[stiff fractal]

Lol

[potent crater]

we would be better without him ngl

[merry wadi]

lvl 7 and still no jager

[stiff fractal]

Jaeger is a homie

[potent crater]

jaeger tasks are incredibly stupid

[stiff fractal]

Some

Most

[merry wadi]

Im looking for like 70 viewers tos

tops

[merry wadi]

My homies fucking hate jager

[mint light]

aspiring streamer

[stiff fractal]

Getting 70 from 0 is harder than getting 500 from 70

[mint light]

i would rather just be good at a video game and go pro

[merry wadi]

True

[merry wadi]

but im not going proooo

[stiff fractal]

Lots of streamers were pros before content creation

[mint light]

then u wont be watched

[stiff fractal]

Git gud

[mint light]

your either extremely funny or ur cracked

[merry wadi]

:(

[stiff fractal]

Thats it

[merry wadi]

What if im a schizo?

[mint light]

like shroud, dude has no personality

just good

[merry wadi]

Lmao time to fake mental illness

[stiff fractal]

And everyone thinks they are funny and cracked but they arent and they will work at wendys forever

[mint light]

take ur meds

[merry wadi]

:(

awww

[potent crater]

exactly isnt that why Trey is popular? He is insane? And isnt aqua absolutely dog shit but funny

[mint light]

trey isnt that good people just meat ride him for some reason

average player

[merry wadi]

What if im both dogshit and unfunny 💪

[stiff fractal]

Youre that because youre 15

[potent crater]

then you are 90% of streamers

[potent crater]

who do you think is really good then

[merry wadi]

Yea i know what you mean

[mint light]

me

[stiff fractal]

No 15 year old is funny lets be real

[mint light]

WIM is pretty cool too

any smilew player

[potent crater]

idk depends how old you are

[merry wadi]

No 15 year old is funny in an ADULTS perspective

[potent crater]

^^^

[mint light]

i agree some what

[merry wadi]

I can make some yt kids poppy playtime amongus video lmfao

[mint light]

my humor just consists of cats doing dumb shit and thats literally it

[merry wadi]

all the toddlers will love me

[stiff fractal]

15 year olds just arent funny bro. They arent smart enough and havent been through enough

[merry wadi]

My man 🤝

[potent crater]

they arent smart enough ahhaa

[merry wadi]

:(

[merry wadi]

Ok fine watch this

What do you call a cow that had too much to drink?

[potent crater]

a very hydrated cow

[mint light]

the horses name was friday

[stiff fractal]

Being funny takes a level of intelligence. Fart humor doesnt go very far

[merry wadi]

an AlCOWholic

LOOOOL

🤣

[potent crater]

ancowholic

[mint light]

spartan want to hear a joke

[merry wadi]

fuck

[stiff fractal]

The fact that you sent that makes you not funny lol

[stiff fractal]

Not really

[mint light]

my jokes are good trust

so a horse walks into a bar

and the bartender says, why the long face

[merry wadi]

@stiff fractal You sound like someone with a nice house, nice car, an exciting job and a fulfilling life.

[stiff fractal]

I have a feeling this joke will continue regardless of my desire to hear it

[mint light]

the joke has been told

[stiff fractal]

I live in an apartment and have no job or car

[potent crater]

nah I feel like he thinks he is really good, he is really good, and he thinks he is really smart, and he isnt really smart

[random turret]

anyone doing tasks rn?

[stiff fractal]

I leave my house once a month

[mint light]

spartan is pretty peak

[mint light]

i should take him golfing sometime

[mint light]

now its not funny anymore

[merry wadi]

My man 🤝

[stiff fractal]

Im actually quite smart but dont feel the need to prove anything lol.

[merry wadi]

Beat you to it though

[merry wadi]

I am really smart

[mint light]

no i told the entire joke

i dislike you now

[merry wadi]

:(

I can prove my intelligence. Ask me anything

[mint light]

sub to my youtube channel for more labs clips!

[potent crater]

im sure you are smart but the way you talk sounds like you like to talk about your IQ to people

[stiff fractal]

I believe you are as smart as a 15 year old can be fr. No shame in being an age

[merry wadi]

Im an age 😔

[stiff fractal]

Nope. Don’t mention my iq lol

[mint light]

peter, the horse is here

[merry wadi]

What's there to mention lmfao

[potent crater]

hahaha

[stiff fractal]

He believes im the type to tell people im smart. But i do not. I just sit here and talk about tarkov and answer beginner questions

[potent crater]

you dont say you are smart just how other people arent

[potent crater]

a guy had this and i ratted him so hard

[stiff fractal]

I only said that being 15, you would be limited in the things you know and experiences youve had

[merry wadi]

Diobolical

[potent crater]

know the bridge with the tank for scrap metal on it next to power station

[stiff fractal]

Trust fall

[potent crater]

???

you posted that when I said chameleon shirt is a tactical disadvatnage

[mint light]

speech bubble

[stiff fractal]

I can count the pixels in that image

[fervent ermine]

He likes to shitpost

[potent crater]

I cant count

[mint light]

that would personally be a waste of time

[stiff fractal]

No shame in that

[stiff fractal]

There are 3

[potent crater]

hahaha

[potent crater]

do you know the bridge tho

[fervent ermine]

Imagine being able to count past 1

😎

[merry wadi]

The only thing im limited in is my negative fence rep

he fucking hates me

[potent crater]

1 more bro

[potent crater]

have you done a single task yet?

[stiff fractal]

Be kinder to him and his people

[merry wadi]

I am

[potent crater]

I am the kindest he loves me

[fervent ermine]

Fence a bitch

[stiff fractal]

He doesnt see it that way

[merry wadi]

I go around giving scavs the best head of their life and they respond with a buckshot to my jaw

not very nice >:(

[fervent ermine]

I will ping kwon and he will ban for meme posting

[stiff fractal]

I have a 3.4 fence rep because i dont kill scavs when i scav

[potent crater]

I dont think spartan wants to play with you after saying something sexual oh no

[potent crater]

I have 5.3 I think

[mint light]

not a meme. weapon build

[merry wadi]

Maybe next wipe...

[potent crater]

Can you help me?

[merry wadi]

AT least now I can do some woods runs

[potent crater]

have you done a single task yet

[merry wadi]

Umm

[stiff fractal]

There are other reasons

[stiff fractal]

With?

[merry wadi]

prapors watch and debut

only

Also mad respect to the hollow knight pfp

[mint light]

i have to watch what i say around spartan or he will ghost me forever and never sherpa me again

[potent crater]

Im on this fence task to heal a heavy bleed, I have the esmarch can you just shoot me in the leg or knife me in the leg a couple times? (HOW I GOT 5 FENCE REP)

[merry wadi]

🤝 🤜 🤛 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[stiff fractal]

I do play with pres against my own 18+ rule

[mint light]

im just too good

spartan i have news

[stiff fractal]

Im off the game for the night lol

[mint light]

NEW MICROPHONE SOON

[fervent ermine]

Why not me 👀

[potent crater]

naaaaaaaaah 18+ what if tmrw is my bday and im 17

[stiff fractal]

Boy or girl?

[potent crater]

did you not get what i was saying?

[mint light]

microphones dont have genders

[stiff fractal]

Guess not

[merry wadi]

SO UNFAIR 😠!!111!!
Im turning 7 next week but I promis i am matur enof

[potent crater]

say that in game to trick people into hitting you for free fence rep

[stiff fractal]

I have no sense of humor

[potent crater]

but general sam ruined it

[mint light]

general same is kinda reddity but he has a few funny clips

[stiff fractal]

Oh lol yeah i could see that working but i dont voip

[merry wadi]

I love him. He is my spirit animal. He is ALMOST as insane as I am

[potent crater]

bruh

[mint light]

https://youtu.be/wT7QKkPM9UQ?t=130

this is moderately funny

i laughed

[stiff fractal]

I dont like interacting with people enough to voip

[merry wadi]

🤓 No social life

Jk bro we all loners here

[stiff fractal]

Im married. Thats my social life

[merry wadi]

Yea. Married to tarkov and your right hand lol

JK

[potent crater]

is it a boy or girl I wont judge

[potent crater]

hahaha

[merry wadi]

both

[mint light]

what

why does this matter

[stiff fractal]

My preference is female but i wont judge you promise

[merry wadi]

Hes just curious

Microphones are so meta. What happened to the cups on a string?

[stiff fractal]

Also pres is very gay so be respectful

[mint light]

REAL

i be eating rainbows n whatever

[stiff fractal]

Delicious

[merry wadi]

Handshake
🤝 🤜 🤛 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[mint light]

what

[potent crater]

resort pvp is awful

[mint light]

its fun

[stiff fractal]

Pres is actually the only gay person i know

[potent crater]

best way to get my last kill for punisher 4?

[mint light]

preferably with a gun

but who am i to judge

[merry wadi]

Go woods. Thats what the sherpa propaganda tells me.

[stiff fractal]

Pres will be level 6 tomorrow i am so excited

[merry wadi]

Ahem, @stiff fractal

[mint light]

go to reserve

[mint light]

that is kinda real

[stiff fractal]

Bless you

[misty ginkgo]

It sucks if you’re bad

[potent crater]

i just dont like how it is big long hallways

[mint light]

abuse right hand peek, win

[misty ginkgo]

That’s why reposition is a thing my guy

You don’t have to go down the long hallway

[potent crater]

because you are great at positioning :)

[misty ginkgo]

You can go the 2 other ways they’ve made

[mint light]

run down the entire hall and never enter a room ever

[potent crater]

^^^ what i do I just W key

[stiff fractal]

I dont right hand peak i just run at people and use 40 rounds of 55a1

[misty ginkgo]

Wdym?

[green portal]

what are the meta sights right now?

[mint light]

u use m62 and Bp

holo sight

[green portal]

the XPS3-0?

[potent crater]

I siad you had bad positioning when you posted a clip on labs with an MDR

[mint light]

30mm sights if ur a cringe boy

[mint light]

yes

[misty ginkgo]

Bro what

[green portal]

right on, ty

[mint light]

tan is cool too

[misty ginkgo]

Send the clip

[green portal]

tan what?

[stiff fractal]

I used the g36 with wized a couple hours ago. Actually takes 6 years to kill someone with 556

[potent crater]

you had an mdr and said like how do i shoot this many bullets and not kill

[mint light]

tan holo

[potent crater]

you pushed through a hallway and got stuck between 2 people and somehow lived

[merry wadi]

By your logic, reserve is my purgatory

[fervent ermine]

Some shit about moving and shooting makes you inaccurate i think?

[mint light]

650 rpm with weak bullet

[misty ginkgo]

Ohhh, at green?

[mint light]

shit gun

[stiff fractal]

G36 is so bad i hate it

[potent crater]

think so

[mint light]

i said it was gonna be mid just use m4 or 416

[green portal]

ty, looks good on the budget slapper

[merry wadi]

speak for yourself, im using an aks

[misty ginkgo]

I mean, my position was great enough for my enemies to not kill me.

You die in resort, who’s worst?

[stiff fractal]

But wized and i killed 5 people at usec camp and scav bunker earlier so basically woods is labs

[mint light]

true

[potent crater]

im the farthest I have ever been in tasks and 10 levels lower :(

[stiff fractal]

I also pushed shturman with a nade and he almost killed me

[mint light]

i need to grind tasks hard

[stiff fractal]

Was kinda lucky ngl

[merry wadi]

Welp, Imma head off my brothers in god. Amen

[potent crater]

with the new movement glitches you can dolphin dive bunny hop while throwing an impact nade

[mint light]

bro said amen

[misty ginkgo]

And a guy teleported thru the ground

My peak was nasty tho

[merry wadi]

🙏

[stiff fractal]

He did vanish

[misty ginkgo]

I peaked all the time while spartan was waiting for me to die

[stiff fractal]

Yes i told you to die for me

I brought your stuff back twice though fr

[mint light]

i like hitting someone 18 times and spartan shoots them once and they die

[potent crater]

its aiming and not using 9x19

[stiff fractal]

Reshala

[misty ginkgo]

WOODS PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY INSANE RATS BTW

[potent crater]

best way to get my last one kill for pun 4

[mint light]

rn its been 5.56

[merry wadi]

My people

[stiff fractal]

Everyone but me and the people i play with yes

[merry wadi]

@misty ginkgo Me too 🤝

[stiff fractal]

I push everything fr idec if i die. I got infinite money glitch

[mint light]

woods players are actual AI

[potent crater]

how should i get my last kill for punisher 4?

[mint light]

by asking over and over

[potent crater]

ok

[merry wadi]

Agreed. I'm a bot

[stiff fractal]

With shoot

[potent crater]

Guys how do i get my last kill for punisher 4

[stiff fractal]

Me killing shturman

[merry wadi]

I fucking hate this cat

[mint light]

im the shturman spotter

[misty ginkgo]

Me and spartan were fighting a trio.

I kill a guy with a quick peek, real 12.12 inertia style.
I then decide to push after healing my blacked arm, and a guy is looting a green weapon crate while his teammate is holding the stairs. - his teammate shoots me 2 times in the head with mp5, ulach saves me

[stiff fractal]

Pres did you see my shooter born?

[potent crater]

56a1 is a tracer right

[mint light]

looting while teammate dying

[stiff fractal]

Also he fell through the map

[stiff fractal]

Tactical. Basically r6 siege

[merry wadi]

Does anyone else fucking hate this image?

[merry wadi]

💪

[stiff fractal]

I got all 3 of my shooter born kills on woods and zero on every other map and itll stay that way

[mint light]

i do not care

[merry wadi]

Fair

[stiff fractal]

I like all cat images

Pres has seen my cat

[merry wadi]

Other than this one, I agree

Fuck this stupid piece of shit cat

[merry wadi]

Like that girl who has a mental breakdown over minions

[stiff fractal]

Looks like he is

[merry wadi]

The drill would probably spin the cat

[merry wadi]

menace

Aight well i actually gtg now

amen brothers

[mint light]

mashallah

[stiff fractal]

Reshala to you sir

[misty ginkgo]

I don't think they expected us to push

[stiff fractal]

Woods gamers never do

[misty ginkgo]

And he looked geared

[mint light]

pushing in woods dont exist

[misty ginkgo]

fr

[merry wadi]

alhamdolilah

allahuakbar

salama waleikom

<3

[stiff fractal]

Thats why being the one pushing on woods is so strong. They arent ready

[mint light]

at this point this gotta be mocking

[stiff fractal]

It’s unnatural

But im off to bed. Later fellow woodsmen

[mint light]

bye mr sparta

[misty ginkgo]

shurba

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/uDw2w3FNTlDGk/d1337lCNBkJI?invite=cr-MSxYSXosNDI2MzM0NCw

12.12 peak be like

[mint light]

wtf

spartan lets u voiceline spam

what voice are you using, do u like more than usec 3

[timid zinc]

how much is the twitch rivals armband worth?

[potent crater]

a lot

[timid zinc]

me rn

what does it barter for?

[mint light]

ok leave

[timid zinc]

thats the plan

almost died lol

[sacred badge]

nice

[mint light]

now wear it

[timid zinc]

yah but now what to do with it

[mint light]

wear it

[timid zinc]

nah

idgaf about it

if i died sure

but its FIR

[mint light]

you are insanely weird

[misty ginkgo]

I need to for me to be able to kill the pmcs

Im using Patrick

One of the new onmes

[sacred badge]

your game looks like fortnite

[misty ginkgo]

I have 7k hours in fortnite

That's where my skill comes from

[mint light]

better than usec 3??

[timid zinc]

bruh best weekly possible

[misty ginkgo]

I like the new ones, yeah

[timid zinc]

which yall think is the best?

[misty ginkgo]

literally free xp

40 pmc in 1 week

Is so easy

[timid zinc]

easy

and 33k

[mint light]

quiet breathing?

[misty ginkgo]

what

[timid zinc]

but i meant PMC voice

[mint light]

do he be loud breathing

[timid zinc]

which is best for USEC

[misty ginkgo]

Patrick doesn't really.
Im trying the other new one now

[misty ginkgo]

Patrick or usec 3

[timid zinc]

which one is usec 3

[misty ginkgo]

Josh

[timid zinc]

yah thats the ones i like

GOOOOOODD ONE

[misty ginkgo]

Only difference is the voice tbh

I don't like the squeeky voices tho

So annoying

[timid zinc]

they should add a voice line like "Haha run away like the bitch you are!"

[misty ginkgo]

Would much rather have some giga chad male

[timid zinc]

na

we need that mordhau voice lines

squire with super low bitch

[misty ginkgo]

"One down"

[timid zinc]

yep!

GO ON THE FOURMS AND CRY LIKE THEB ITCH YOU ARE

[mint light]

shitty payday reference

[timid zinc]

bruh payday is so fucking good wym

payday 2 had the best gun modding of its time

change my mind

like that shit allowed you to make stupid shit

[mint light]

locked behind paywall, insane modding!

[timid zinc]

to be fair, its like 13 bucks to get every single DLC in the game

[mint light]

on discount sure

[timid zinc]

bruh wtf is my luck???

how do you get the red cartriges

for the flare gun

or any cartriges for that matter ive only seen red

but idk how to get green or yellow

[sacred badge]

yellow seems rare af i've only seen it once

[timid zinc]

yah i might buy it off some dude on a trading discord tbh

but how do you get the cartriges?

[misty ginkgo]

DLC Unlocker is a thing my guy

[mint light]

what is that

[abstract bough]

keep sell?

[mint light]

pirating! real!

[sacred badge]

sell, its not worth much

[timid zinc]

sell

[sacred badge]

flea prices barely above vendor sell cost

i usually just dump them on vendor

[misty ginkgo]

Cheat that unlocks dlcs.

Without you having to pay

[mint light]

this is called pirating

[timid zinc]

https://gg.deals/pack/payday-2-legacy-collection/

all the gun modding for 11 dolla

[mint light]

random third party seller

people just cannot use steam

[timid zinc]

this site gives like 15 differnt options

[misty ginkgo]

Why use steam if you can save money?

[potent crater]

Anyone able to find the like 24/7 flat earth discord server i Cant find it

[mint light]

less shady

[timid zinc]

this its like 70 bucks on steam

[timid zinc]

than buy from official resellers

[heady helm]

The what?

[timid zinc]

fanatical, humble bundle, greenman gaming

[misty ginkgo]

Why tf would i care about it being shady.
I've saved so much money by using third party sellers.

[potent crater]

I cant find the flat earth discord I just sit in there and talk shit

[misty ginkgo]

Homie is a flat earther fr

[potent crater]

👀

[heady helm]

The world isn’t flat but Antarctica doesn’t exist that’s for sure

[potent crater]

huh

[misty ginkgo]

I can agree with this

[placid hedge]

the worlds def flat other wise we would be rolling down the sides of the earth ez science

try standing on a ball

[heady helm]

Penguins? Yeah right okay sure those totally exist, all paid actors in suits

[placid hedge]

yeah def fake

[heady helm]

And how come they only let “scientist” down there huh? It’s all a conspiracy to get us to buy more Dawn dish soap

[potent crater]

GUYS I FOUND IT

[heady helm]

Dm link pls

Imma need that

[potent crater]

I was already in it but didnt see the server icon 💀

[sand pewter]

hello, any recommendation on good places to find eagle gunpowder?

[placid hedge]

In Buried barrel caches
In Dead Scavs
In Ground caches
In Sport bags
In Weapon box (4x4)
In Weapon box (5x5)
In Weapon box (6x3)
In Toolboxes

and its randomly sitting on tables and shit in houses

[sand pewter]

i see

[placid hedge]

i find alot randomly in the village next to car extract on woods but it seems random

[fervent ermine]

You mean australia?

[placid hedge]

you mean the island pestily lives on and no one else

[fluid linden]

which one should i do on my scav case

[heady helm]

That one too

A country of ex prisoners that gave up their gun rights ? Yeah, sure

Next you’ll tell me that Americans were originally from Britain lol

Like everyone knows we were spawned from the droppings of bald eagles

[pearl copper]

CMS or surv kit?

[heady helm]

Do you have room for surv kit?

[spiral flicker]

Surv is better but it depends if u have space for it

Also surv can repair fractures and it will give more hp to blacked limb

[remote zealot]

surv if it has atleast 6 uses, otherwise cms + alu splint

[spiral flicker]

I would still use it even with 3 uses because then u can just put it outside container and get some more valuable things

[violet furnace]

what r best items to craft? in workbench i do wires and capacitor, maybe ammo if i need more, in med i craft propital when i have ibu and godlen star at 1/2 dura, but what else is ok? hot rods aren't bad but that take 12 hours. waht should i craft in lavatory?

[smoky copper]

hey guys... does anyone know what local problems on POST means in the tarkov launcher?

[limber cliff]

sling to cordura

[violet furnace]

what else in medstation? and what in nutriton? or should i not bother there?

[limber cliff]

i personally dont

[violet furnace]

i want 2 craft, so hideout skill lvl up faster

[limber cliff]

i do pile of meds to cheese for the hideout xp tho

but it's like 2k profit so

nothing

[violet furnace]

but xp

ok ima do it

[limber cliff]

yeah then craft cheese

[remote zealot]

my favorite is the VPO .366 AK > Weapon Parts > AK 74 > sell everything but the stock and foregrip

[signal nexus]

... how do i fix it lol. 1700 hours and never seen this

[abstract bough]

Is there any way to hold breathe and move? It looks like moving turns off hold breathe

[spiral flicker]

No u can't move while holding breath

[sterile adder]

rb-st is selling for 130k, I checked the spawns on the wiki and it is rlly good and also used for 2 quests. Was it worth it?

[spiral flicker]

Don't buy it, get it from quest

Spa tour 7 iirc

[sterile adder]

i'm only on tigr safari rn, and 130k you can make back from like 3 good scav raids on reserve

i think the spawns in there are worth it might as well, since I like reserve

[spiral flicker]

You can make 500k in 1 good run on LH or woods

But yes if u want

[sterile adder]

yeah, scav runs on lh especially when you spawn in the new area are so good

its almost never looted

[abstract bough]

best map for iskras? ive been doing customs and usually do the caches in the north but i havent found any

[heady helm]

@abstract bough For Jaeger task obtaining Iskras: These boxes on interchange have a 100% spawn chance of Iskras

[abstract bough]

oh wait really. damn time to learn that map. is it hard for noobs?

[heady helm]

Nah especially not the outside area

1 black crate near the APC near e-com extract

And one on the concrete fence near a dumpster right past power station

Two guaranteed iskras without ever setting foot inside the mall

[abstract bough]

ok ill do that just load in with a pistol

that map is so confusing for me so itll be lucky if i get outside

[potent crater]

who do you guys think is the best player

[sterile adder]

lmao i just did a scav run on lighthouse and found a cyclon, the military signal thingy (cofdm) and a mule stim

[dense canopy]

Propane good for anything or should I trade it for the armor prapor has ?

[abstract bough]

what type of crates are these

im trying to show them on mapgenie

[woeful spruce]

Used for a fuel trade i think but if youre low level and low on space the armor trade isnt bad

[spiral flicker]

Yea but I went there like a week ago and I found 2 pmcs and they were so chill bruv so we went to coop extract

[dense canopy]

Sweet thanks

[spiral flicker]

Propane is for spa tour 7 too

[woeful spruce]

Thats very far away if hes a beginner

[spiral flicker]

Yea that's true

[dense canopy]

Yeah I started last week currently trying to lvl up my hideout but keep dying to extraction campers so I loose the loot I need

[potent crater]

im a marksman you can tell

[heady helm]

Not sure what the name of the crates are you’d have to wiki that part

Just know about the 100% iskra spawns from sherpaing new players in my discord

[wispy willow]

weapon box (small)

[spiral matrix]

anyone want to help me out i just got the game and went through my first match and epically failed at

[abstract bough]

any good spots on customs for large stew and rye?

[tame knot]

building with computers near zb-011 tends to drop lots of food on top of the wooden crates on the south side

[dreamy dew]

Hi I am a fellow timmy can someone help me with inv. space thanks (lvl.6)

[gray fossil]

Whats the best way to level up?

[dreamy dew]

tasks

[gray fossil]

ok

[fluid linden]

RED REBEL

YES

[brittle canyon]

BLUE PATRIOT

NO

[dull dome]

yo kinda need help on that watch fr new to eft

[spiral matrix]

as long as i dont have to pay would you like to help me?

[simple plank]

is this worth repairing then selling to ragman or should i just sell to fence?

[sharp orchid]

when you put smth on the flea market and it doesnt sell do you lose the money for the fee

[brittle canyon]

repair once and use it and throw it away

[brittle canyon]

yes

and your flea rep decreases

[distant inlet]

U will need that for a quest later

A found in raid gzhel

I’m pretty sure

[simple plank]

alright thanks

[eager imp]

i need good runs for getting stuff for my hideout

everything is level one

[brittle canyon]

interchange

hit toolboxes

[simple plank]

^scaving interchange is a good way

[eager imp]

Got it

thanks!

[white silo]

yeah

[white silo]

save it for the quest if you havent done it already

[robust maple]

where can i find the key to get into the tarcone directors office on customs terminal warehouse

[simple plank]

barter trade therapist or find on scavs/jackets

[sharp orchid]

that sucks ass

then im asking myself why people are putting ridiculous barter offers up for some items even tho no one would take them

they're literally paying over a million in fees

[high umbra]

big brain

[sharp orchid]

like has anyone ever traded a thicc item case for a marked key

that sounds unreasonable

[brittle canyon]

rmt, baiting, or just braindead

[slim fiber]

what I gotta do to finish mechanics first quest, the building the shotgun. I have 55 ergo, an exteanded mag, 4 slots, and a laser light,

[bold kernel]

can someone help me unlock jager

[brittle canyon]

durability, recoil

"recoil sum" is vert plus horizontal

[slim fiber]

does dur have to be 100?

[brittle canyon]

above 60

[sharp orchid]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=gunsmith+-+part+1&scope=internal&navigationSearch=true&so=trending

[slim fiber]

getting to level 15 is taking so long, I dont know how people level up so fast, raids take so long, and scav runs dont add anything

[crude grail]

tasks

[sharp orchid]

i took me over 80 hours to get to level 15

and im a complete noob

[crude grail]

focus tasks

[sharp orchid]

wtf is going on here o.o

[robust maple]

im trying to do tasks but finiding this one key is impossible

[brittle canyon]

1. force tasks
2. don't die trying to force tasks

[brittle canyon]

farm dorms jackets there's like a hundred

[crude grail]

looks like 12 messages. click on each conversation and click “receive all”

[sharp orchid]

its just showing old messages as new for some reason

[crude grail]

note, when you die and return to main menu it will show phantom messages. age-old bug.

[sharp orchid]

i only had 3 messages

[sharp orchid]

customs is my most hated map

i cant go 3 steps without being headshot by a sniper

[robust maple]

also best place to get salewa first aid kits?

[sharp orchid]

and getting rolled over by a fully kitted out dude

[robust maple]

for therapist task

[sharp orchid]

i found a lot in the scav camp on woods

[slim fiber]

my current tasks:
"Checking" I dont currently play any map other than woods, just so I can focus on learning the game and not the maps for now
"acquaintance" dont know where to find all that shit and live
"Gun smith 1" dont know how to find what I need and live, and cant buy things without leveling up to 15
"shortage" dont know where to find salewas and live.

honestly annoying that everyone has the same tasks, cause it just feels like cheating and senseless to just look up the answer to everything and just ask other people for what I need i know ive only had the game less than a week, but the beginning feels particularly fuckin slow, and I just want to play

[sand pewter]

do i lose my items that are in the specs slot?

[sharp orchid]

no

you keep em

[sand pewter]

i see thanks!

[sharp orchid]

[crude grail]

i’m going to be honest with you. this is an incomplete game. to that end, it will be borderline impossible for you to know where these tasks are without looking it up. i have doubt they’ll ever add an in-game way to know some of the info

you think you’re not playing but you are. this is the game.

[sharp orchid]

you find the stuff for acquaintance in those big wooden boxes and in houses

[brittle canyon]

run 3 steps

[sharp orchid]

i am

[brittle canyon]

not in a straight line

[signal hatch]

the game is alot of googling no matter what u do

[sharp orchid]

literally getting headshot (in my eye) while running with a bunch of cover around me

[crude grail]

you don’t get to question how people level up so fast but also 2 messages later, say you refuse to look anything up. it’s not how this game is designed. if you want to raw-dog it, be my guest but it will be very very slow and frustrating.

[signal hatch]

☝️

[slim fiber]

well im just used to being non dependent on the internet usually, its just not how I like gaming most of the time, and the first thing I learned about the game is that everyone everywhere uses an online website too see everything in all maps everywhere

[crude grail]

then you should try your hand at googling tarkov for a single person.

and that’s all i’ll say about that.

[sharp orchid]

yes

if i got to lvl 15

you can make it too

[crude grail]

we were literally all there once.

[slim fiber]

do tasks reset in wipes? are they the same in each wipe?

[crude grail]

entire game reset for everyone across the board.

i promise you. you will struggle through those tasks right now. then when wipe hits. you’ll remember them and you’ll be the one that’s 15 in a day.

[rigid light]

What's the cheapest infared laser?

[robust maple]

how long ago did it reset and whens the next one

[crude grail]

second half of june.

and who knows

usually anywhere from 6 months to 10

bsg is on their own time

[robust maple]

oh wow lmao ok

[crude grail]

it takes many people an entire wipe just to understand wtf they’re doing

myself included

[robust maple]

i played enough last wipe to learn a few of the maps but i never did any tasks

or ever touched the hideout

[crude grail]

hideout is good but acceptably can be ignored. you miss out on early access to some high tier ammo and a quick way to get some task items.

and after a time your hideout starts to pay you back a little at a time

[slim fiber]

what are major differences between wipes?

[wispy willow]

new content

[crude grail]

depends. sometimes it’s a new map, sometimes it’s game changing features

[sacred badge]

"new content"

[crude grail]

sometimes both

[wispy willow]

that was a joke

[crude grail]

new maps and guns are new content lol

[sacred badge]

new items and stuff to look at

[crude grail]

there’s also usually an interim patch during a wipe where they add a few more things. guns and maybe some other features.

[sacred badge]

waiting for that SR-2

[crude grail]

i think armor hit boxes are on the horizon.

[sharp orchid]

are the 100 min and 6-9 players on the locked maps placeholder

100 minutes seems crazy

[crude grail]

ya most of that info is placeholder

or otherwise totally irrelevant

it said factory is a “breeze” lol

[sharp orchid]

also someone said the other day they are thinking about removing raid timers is there any truth to that claim

[crude grail]

wouldn’t know i’m just an idiot online

[torn copper]

are the 3 reserve marked keys buyable on flea or can you only find them on scavs or jackets?

[crude grail]

you can trade for them via flea market. but most people just copy-paste the same rivals armband/x keycard trade for everything of any value. so. best bet to just check scav pockets and jackets

[wispy willow]

2 of them are like 150k each bcs most reserve marked sucks

[young niche]

Guys what is a good place to find salewas for shortage quest?

[crude grail]

crack hous on customs. med camp on woods.

[sharp orchid]

whats med camp ?

i always go to military camp

[crude grail]

idk what it’s actually called. i just call it that. it’s the only big camp on the map

[sharp orchid]

the one infront of ruaf roadblock

[crude grail]

yap

[sharp orchid]

military camp

[crude grail]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[sharp orchid]

but yeah

same suggestion always find salewas there

[young niche]

Alright iam going to try my luck 😄

[simple kernel]

@crude grail do u know whether Gingy key chain only spawn in 314 marked room? or any marked room?

[crude grail]

any marked room. you can also get it from caches and safes

and prob duffles cause they’re totally random.

[simple kernel]

ooo okok

hunting for that rn

thx

[crude grail]

i was actually watching her the other day and she got asked that shit a lot lmao. only reason i know

[simple kernel]

lol

[sharp orchid]

here are all the med spawns on woods

as you can see they are very concentrated in that one camp at the bottom

[crude grail]

ah yes.

that does seem to be the most optimal spot based on these findings. excellent work

[robust maple]

my scav junk box is almost full, should i sell everything inside or keep the stuff?

[crude grail]

as semi-veteran of the game i say get another box.
there’s also diagrams of what items you’ll need for tasks in the future.

do you have flea

[robust maple]

no thats what im tryna get rn im lvl 12

[crude grail]

okay. okay jenga-tetris until 15. check what’s valuable from there and sell as you want. you can also wiki items that are worth a good bit to be sure it’s not needed for a task.

there’s a LOT of items and it’s gonna be chore-y to check them all. but once you know, you know.

[robust maple]

ok, thanks

[sharp orchid]

i just went straight for the stash upgrade at lvl 15

[simple kernel]

@robust maple there u go

[buoyant mason]

I've legit never owned a scav junkbox

[robust maple]

thank you

[robust maple]

first thing i bought once i got the 1.1 mil lol

[buoyant mason]

I'm a guy who only takes enjoyment when my funds go up, i sell most things unless i KNOW i need them for quests, with hideout items i just sell em high at the start then buy them back later once theyre cheaper 😄

[crude grail]

that’s acceptable too. tbh i forget that’s a thing

[sharp orchid]

i mean its straight 100 more spots

more than a thicc item case