#beginners-assistance
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shift W wins fights
what ammo would you suggest a lvl 8 should run?
7.62 ps has the best penetration that you can get
Yum
thanks m8 <3
maybe
Another example of a sclerotherapy treatment using the VeinLite LEDX Skin Transilluminator.
I wish lmao
goliaf handguard goes so fucking hard
https://streamable.com/8pkz7c CLIP RATIO
na players are bots wtf
all of the people in my clips are under level 20 lol
most NA players are good
do you think i can post my half finished clip comp here without getting smited
no
i will ratio you
When i play i just get snioed across map or prefired around a corner
go to labs with me and spartan
we are so cracked labber
this is how i deal with good players
you say you will run labs with wized and i
you are betrayer
idk spartan isnt toxic
i thought this was just gonna be a clip of you running away
that wouldve been funny
how may i acquire this handguard
but grenades are my cope against good gear
they literally are
eu players are shift w chads
mechanic
he was searching jackets while i was running on metal 2 feet away form him
Maybe their deaf
vertical audio
when i play eu servers (germany and london) its all rats
what level good sir
i was on the same floor as him just outside
https://streamable.com/e6r7fs my friend is the ultimate hype man
my friends are unintelligent
i can tell
my friends are nonexistent
they have american psycho pfps
watch this video @mint light
sell or keep?
you people are braindead
the american psycho pfp is the guy that died btw
is this r6 bruh
there were footsteps where i was watching i dont know what they were doing
we all heard it
you are playing with bad team, do not 5 man in max gang
i still haven't gotten endurance lvl 2 since the armour i wear is like half my carry weight
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None of my traders have these attachments
all of my usual teams are fucking useless
yes they do
i wouldnt even 5 man with a group of the best tarkov players ever
my friends arent usually that braindead but one of them purposefully gives bad comms
just check all of them. nobody has it
even tho that would just be clones of me
only person i play with a lot that can actually comm is wized
i have almost killed him so many times because he said "i'm dead" then ran at me
xander does not know what a fucking callout is
i literally just used that gun on a level 8 account
i have the gun but not the attachments
@mint light i think you would also enjoy this clip
literally yes they do
is this in an offline raid
yes and i flashed him so hard
no
idk what to say then. not in my traders
have you ever heard him give good callouts
you just put down a teammate
2
pres does xander ever give callouts when playing with you
i dont play with xander he plays with some other jerk offs
I think i may have broke my bed
they were having a non consensual tt battle then the winner was murdered in the name of justice
what
I think i broke a board
there is all of them
whenever i play with him he rats with meta gear and never gives comms
like in half?
how what
My voice has been compared to corpse husband if he smoked
Yes
i do not believe that
@mint light ginelle 2.0
i thought you were not a male
THIS IS SOMETHING GINELLE WOULD SAY
FEMALE JOKER
deep voiced woman
ginelle is a man
@dire foliodo you happen to suck at valorant
valorant is shit
I dont play valorant
gosh darn
ok not ginelle 2.0
I have played it
we need to get u and ginelle to duo whilst we spectate
I was okay
i will have a field day
I still dont know who ginelle is
were you there for the gin vs v2 1v1
the female joker
that shit went so hard
no
oh my lord
a good compatriot of ours
ginelle is the turtle from over the hedge
omak
we should get her to join this
and go female joker mode
one time alain joined this server to harass you
this is the worst picture ever
did he
Ive taken worse
bruh all i can see is fucking gold bar
GOLD BAR
Wood
is that a water bottle
why is it so shiny
i just took a sip of water and felt a solid
Woods irl fr
in the background
im gonna vomit
it was a cockroach
cleanest tarkov player room
i told ginelle about the valorant yeat buff and she actually turned on yeat
still got like 4 kills
Its because im in the middle of packing
Moving
packing heat to roll up on da block?
PACKING HEAT
oh lame
MOVING ON THE OPPS??
def
To a house
the house of the opps?
Sure
dude im going to do a drive by on ginelle in a hellcat with yeat on full blast
Bells
yea,,,t
yeat bell
My hair is turning grey
just driving by, no guns right... right?
its gonna get to a point where i unironically start saying twizzy
Twizzy
twizzy bonka
old
Im not even old
i keep finding clips of me getting shit on and it hurts my feelings hardcore
48 yr old middle aged bald man
7 years old?
this was one of the first things i clipped
pre inertia ad strafe is so funny
ur so fast
it look so wrong
Yeah
@whole thistle
i will never stop seething over this
How he no death
seeth
i hate tarkov
thats what im sayin!!!
is that me talking
best clip ever
3am prank (gone wrong!!!!)
yes
(gone sexual)
GINELLE CLIP
idk lmao
Drugs
WHO IS GRUNTING IN THE VC
Me
zapwag
fum
every time i see this clip im sent into a spiral of cope and seethe
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gorilla go ooga
this is actually really funny
i read that as lights and i was very concerned
I did
the chicago grim reaper
Probably
I dont turn my lights on
when she suckin yo nuts but you a gangsta
I live in darkness
like 50k
i just randomly found it in a houes
best ever tarkov clip
god damn fr?
you say that like its a high amount of money for its weight and size
He a worm
man i havent plyed in forever idk
crazy how mfs switch up when i shoot them in the head
They go bed
Gross
Better than french atleast
"i killed a guy if u want his stuff"
and that was true
but i did not give him stuff
Rip
i respect the french because they have spent the last 500 years hating the british
french femboys go wild

https://streamable.com/5jrv75 i thought this was funny
im gonna go feral
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Two of my friends and trans and french
set me up fr
my mw s&d gameplay
Ones 17 and the others like 21
im 16 fr
because i dont want to buy an expensive ah rifle
1 year older than me scary
what
u dont buy stuff in mw
The bad part
The 17 yo has a boyfriend
i will kill him
I think shed cry
Probably not
cope
mashallah
omak peak human
this is a way better clip
WHAT
Wtf
skilled on
he bled out
no he didnt
tarkov servers lmao
did you not notice the explosion
THE BOMB
Definetly was from tsking too many drugs
that was the "did you open that door" man btw
tell me something no peak about me
My bed is too small
Im 6'1
gay + american + human + tarkov player
im jk
GAY IS NOT AN ISSUE
man what the fuck
i just be slobbering man
Gay people
Gay people
weird am i right
gay people
Im a gay people
join the club fr
zapwag is coping
I'm 6'1
*seething
all of zapwags height went into his forehead
Lol
zapwag send a forehead pic asap
zapwag 5'4
dont make me quote the bible again
i need a retrial
Glock 45:5 Thou shall not face the might of .45 ACP
most americans are short
that is why
i know
move to germany
americans are itty people
My family is decently tall
most people are fucking giants
not german max
everyone is 6'5 in germany
german max 4"11
just like ginelle
eww
And other stuff
Doja 9:17 "Can't call me stupid with this big ol' fucking forehead motherfcker"
Doja, the cat
Pop smoke is dead
i want to choke jeager with my bare BEAR hands
Sexually
i think it's for the better for everyone in tarkov
im legit chatting in oeft while hunting this bitch shturman
no, murder
@fervent ermine u have heard flexin?
no
rip lil homie
this song is fire
bruh
only if i can convince him to have less dogshit quests
Also is your name a rimworld referance
it seems it is
Yay
what is rim world
it got 10/10 on steam wtf
Not really
the sims is the best sim game fr
I have too many mods downloaded
me but payday 2
So my army of cat girls can havr genetically modified tortoises and weild nuke guns
interesting
cat girls
Yems
what about
These were my first thoughts after waking up from a surgery like a month ago
femboys
Yes
you are such an npc
You can producr estrogen
prove it
And testosterone
sooooo anyone wanna play with a noob?
what
You say that while you mumble along to yeat
doja cat is so mid idk how zapper wagger listens to her
yeat is my king
my solution
Mod
my everything
For it
Yes
real
why
@whole thistle whats my celebrity look a like
i cannot help but think every white guy looks like channing tatum
flexing and she got a thang are fire pres
you look like channing tatum?
Warcrimes expanded 2 is a fun mod
bruh
Im sorry
Look up ugliest man
I dont even know what i am
bruh
Zieglegansberger or something idk
german person
most american name i will ever see
yeah he native
scheisse
Max Longtree
Alex Brown
john smith
Maddox
My legal name is after one of my moms ex boyfriends
REPORTED
bruh is your name actually john smith
no
ok since you dont seem that white lmao
John smith is the most common name in NA
Your mom doxxed you when we were playing hunt showdown
or is it Joe Smith
its john
my mom be making food fr
My mom
the most common name is Mohammed bruh
Never met a mohammed
Your mom
Is mean
my name 
you live in america bro
Canada
I have met like 3 Muhammads
aint nobody gonna me muhammad in NA
north america
Shush
there gonna be even less muhammads
is it
Just Florida things
florida is shit
Theres alot of different races here
Id assume man
muhammads are probably not very accepted in society in na
Can you please dissolve Quebec
they hate arabs
Yeah
DISSOLVE QUEBEC
Poutine is gross
crusader should be sultan fr
They are accepted
No one actually cares fr
I live in a country town
are arabs accepted though
zapwag do u like poutine
Yea
You can't post the spiderman picture here
Everyone is accepted brah ๐
do not go to texas
Guns
texas is a death wish
i own gun
Why
i be gunnin
Everyone owns gun
target shooting is fun
Guns dont exist here
Americans is why
I was going target shooting weekly with my dad then he had a stroke
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I thought you were
and take notes
You leave us Brits alone
Geller has
geller has BITCHES

You said you were peak human when we were talking about trans french girls
One
lmao
i am peak

Meth
Saying "Geller has bitch" sound a lot meaner
fi love meth
So to become more peak you do meth
how are we not banned yet
Because max gang
gustavo fring be like "i will kill your infant daughter"
the conversations we're having would prob get us banned
no i mean the trans femboys thing
We are the assisted
They know beginner chat is just off topic chat
max gang on top
We didnt ssy anything bad
They are baddies
THEY ARE
that used to be weapon modding before kwon added slowmode
trans people are baddies lowkizzle
If admin get mad ill be like grr, arr you bring transphobic
I thought kwon was one of us ๐ข
Then boom
kwon is a max ganger
Admin get banned
genius
Me fr
are u trans fr
Am i
howdy
just got into tarkov
i have the sudden urge to play gta
I have that instslled but i have no dlcs much sadge
play r6 siege presd
i have all the heists
Do you regret it yet
Ew
it is shit game
Except golden grin casino i have that
i want him to suffer
golden grin is cool
na as a scav i killed 3 dudes and got some okay ish stuff
i have so many payday mods
I wanted the folding gun
like black ops zombies sound track
My ps4 account vetter thsn my steam
the fmg 9
bo2 zombies sound track was insane
Probably 4 scavs be fr
1 had a dog tag
Oh wait I misread @white turtle
I think its similsr to it
fmg 9 iron sights are so awful
Youre not supposed to kill scavs when you're playing as a scav
There's a rep system @white turtle
good
The fmg9 isn't the folding stealth meta gun in payday
have u unlocked the yeat buff
It's some keltec object
shooting scavs best as scav
yea it sucks
crack cocaine gun?
Cavity 9mm
im also chill with knowing that ill just lose shit that dosent bother me i use to play rust a lot
cavity
Sub 2000
the cavity is good at stealth
yo
if you kill everything are you stealthy
You can hide it in your cavities
Yes
no one to say otherwise
Exactly
ive filled up my scav junk box but i have no idea what i should be keeping and just quick selling
in payday i just use ar15 platform weapons because i am a basic bitch
Silent assassin is fun asf don't @ me
Waffle
Post junk pics
what
๐ง
i love waffles too
waffle suppressor from tarkov
omg
sorry bout that by yeat
theres a bloody sort button lmfao
Yes
My mom used to make really good homemade ones
@mint light hes from the Geller place!!!
GOSH DARN IT
Has anyone here ever had a good shawarma
oh my god crusader
Sodium
just eat a burrito
Do you guys have them in na
Yes
burritos not as good
so what should i be keeping / selling to clear more space?
sell the golden rooder fr
anything you dont need for tasks
crusader u need the yeat buff
sell everything with a purple background if you dont plan on doing collector
Ourple
what is a yeat buff
Everything, including the food market, is global nowadays believe it or not
listen to yeat
He gets a buff from listening to yeat
ok
does he do a line after listening to yeat or?
sometimes
Nickelback is funny
fuck shturman
look at this photograph
He just starts yelling racial slurs really loud it's kinda concerning
this bitch dont wanna spawn
so not worth keeping stuff for hideout later on? im assuming i can just buy it off the market once im lvl 15 if need be right?
I DONT DO THAT
UNTRUE
NOT REAL
Keep hideout stuff
Nickelback has 2 barable songs
disappointing
Bearable
barable
Are you able to bar?
ok thanks for the info guys
Proof
yeah my name is max
"mmmmrhfnfnrennnnnnhhggrfnnnn"
-yeat
get in max gang call show proof
Maximillion
Maxwell from dst
maximinnion
Banana
banana
I kinda want to do my makeup
minions are so funny for no reason
Nvm i dont
How about you make up some fucking sleep
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Sleep is hard
knifed
i just meleed a timmy to death lmao
Brb in 6 hours
do a ton of melatonin and die
Timothy
i have not taken tylenol in forever
This is why its hidden
lil pump kinda funny tho
Beginner chat btw
We know
kwon stop bully
We assist
i have assisted when they arrived
When assited d needed
they are in need of assistance no longer
Just dont scroll up
yeeh
You guys are talking about stuff you shouldn't be
yeah
just dont od that
Move the rap talk to #general-chat
what if we talk about tarkov rap
No drug stuff.
tarkov rap
im on that propital!!!
propital from tarkov
i be healing!!!
Muless
ingame of course
Backpack full of vasaline
Slippery like a snake
i like snakes
Snek
fuck
kwon please no warn
go nom nom
Pets for tarkov
i want a dog in da hideout
Tarkov dance
name him mr dog
Mr dogoo
we already have targets for shooting range
WHAT
NO
A day
chamber from valorant
He goofy
Pew
add deagle to tarkov
Recoil
I love helping beginners
Im the begginer
I will start to assist beginners now
I cant even spell
are they adding the rsh or is that like a myth
Look how beginner i am
rsh would be wild
It is confirmed that the rsh is going to be added
first wiper?
thats wild
basically russian deagle
First wipe acctuslly playing
ok so first wiper then
wtf
How should I go about completing propose first quest? Iโve just been running customs and dying trying to get the mp-133 12ga shotguns from the little corner store after the bridge
Died alot didnt learn the game
just get them from jaeger
Jaeger
Oh so I should do that mission first
Cause I tried to unlock him once, loaded in and stepped on what I think was a landline
And escspe from tarkov
Landmine
walked out of the map
Died instantly and gave up lmao
they call @stiff fractal mr usec camp
no one calls him that
I love woods
we had a good raid streak today me and him
Damn ok, also can someone explain pmc spawning? Does everyone spawn in at the same time or do people come and go during a raid
i think we died like once
same time. player scavs spawn later
Ohhh thanks
woods isnt labs
who tf said woods is labs
Labs makes me anxious
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go to lab
come lab pres
its like lab but tree and big and with building
Tarkov is not a good game for me, i have bad anxiety
Can I scav run woods for jaegar quest or do I need my pmc for it?
dont we all
Pmc
i have run like 12 labs raids today
Kk
I will let you guys know I I get blown up from a landmine
is the mechanic 3 barter expensive
I had a panic attack cutting radishes the other day lol
bruh u going cray cray mode
nice
scav main pov
It was like my 3rd scav
on first day?
mech barter is 10 poxeram 5 kek tape
i didnt scav till like 4th
get lvl 35 then
ima start hoardin
I hoard
yes it is morning now
like 19
i have like 10 hours this wipe
Breh
What is max level
are they goood
last wipe was 79
17 okay
what he said

Seems easu
EZ
Foofighters boring
what was ur favorite
overhead mcx
Thats fun
Peanutbutter cup
crazy
Nutella also gross
@fervent ermine max gang is always at 99 members ๐
wrong
i can invite on of my 10 alts
It is
thats less cool
come join max gang bucko
What is max gang
come be member 100
my children
Gang gang
beginner chat takeover
he is my daddy
crusader u will be my rich oil tycoon sugar daddy
How to be child
yeah
we took alespic
we even took you an alespic hostage
anyone know why this is showing such a big profit when u can't flea market the stuff ?
its your turn
Is m995 good
yes
very good
yeah
2nd best m4 ammo i think
not good against AI, good for pvp
5.56 is fun
yeah
its the best, ssa ap is dogshit
I have some i think
ssa ap is better tho
higher pen doesnt mean better
Shoot them the brain
i am not raider
head is 35 hp
armor pen damage reduction and range have a factor
atleast know ur facts
he is talking about raiders prob
my fault little jitimus
max headshot dmg with 995 is 29 ๐
or range
omg im actually so tired
Take the raiders head and wear it for more health
i prefer 995 myself but idk where u come up with these numbers
eft ammo website
Brian
real trap shit
ssa ap does 38 dmg
max headshot range of "29" im assuming its in meters shit dont specify
5.56 has awful range and damage drop off
best cheap single fire weapon?
rfb prob
true
55k to 3 shot most people
Sks
sks is no where near as good as rfb