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During prime time meaning the time of day when the most people are on
buy me one wolfboy im trying to get loot and cant have it
what lvl are you
ik but since more r trying to join thats why theres a queue, the reason of queue is bc ppl r trying to join bc they want theyre drops
they should cancel the whole twitch drop bullshit, i mean really, people waiting to get something, come on grow some balls and get in the raid
No, even before drops the servers were under heavy stress, this is bsgs temporary fix
Saw one have 4 at crackhouse 
Nooooo need to wait 20hrs for my pack of milk
a small profit scav run
6.5 scav karma btw
inb4 marked room key, ultra med key and labs card in his pockets
rrippp
POG SCAV
-32 rep?
i got - 32 rep and my scav cooldown is 9 hours
kekwww
i have -2.39
-6.?? here
I have 2.19 rep lmao
Managed to get in and kill a PMC who had the last violet ornament I needed though
thats boring
zero to hero run, go
im going for the lowest rap
There is a game update and you need to download it
now i found how bad human being i am
You’re just hurting yourself but ok lol
yes
wonder who's the pvper out of the group
the life of a standard edition EFT player
"Such heavy loads occur only during prime time" Well then you should probably have the capacity for your prime ppl right here. I understand that a business is to profit, but a business is also to invest. And this is "almost" outrageous.
is there a way to upgrade bc its sucks being standard editon, i never have space
DO NOT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
i love discoord
Yes, you can upgrade your version while only paying the difference
where do i do that, i need it bad
thx
interchange scav run, got an airdrop
where do i do it on the page
Login and then under your profile you should be able to upgreade
u can upgrade ur stash in the hideout (its quite expensive though, but very nice to get)
umm went in as a scav put the scav stuff in my stash and now the stuff is gone but my scav is the same and has the armor i picked up at the end of the raid. servers again??
ok thx
When logged in you'll see the “you purchased this package” message under your current package. Scroll down to your desired account upgrade (such as EoD but works on any upgrade) and you'll see the following which shows the price to upgrade. This price will depend on your current version and any applicable game sales
Translated, it means you're royally fucked
ok cool
Guys I have just extracted with scav and found Killa loot right
broooo
just had a fight with my stash wtf?
put all of the stuff to my stash, wtf is this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734437843702775822/927571071148900482/2022-01-0315-35_0.png

theres no shot lmaooo i just had a 2m scav run and i got authorization error after i extracted lmaooo
got out of a scav run on interchange doe
I dont have the loot in stash but on the scav 😄 HOW?? 😄
now u have a gamer scav
stacked run omg suck me off please
pretty nice scav run
What to do
nice
delete the game
nah was talking about the evasion armband
its only a 20k player queue lol dw
It used to work for me
delete that picture your card info is in it man
Worth fuck all unless you're going for kappa
lol
windows xp here
Yeah i have windows 7, I played the game 2 days ago
its 80k on flea lol
Exactly
80k for a one slotter isnt bad lol
it disappeared, im submitting a ticket. fucking shit
@topaz iron Its working now
got it running on amd radeon 580 with an i3 2500k on 4:3 30hz
dem levels though
bruh my game has crashed 3 times in 20 mins
same
damn lol yea i just got an error and had to restart after extracting on a scav run with 2 gold chains 2 rollers a militube and a bunch of other shit lol
Nothing to freak out about
Definitely nothing special
great
what
bad rep?
@trail aspen
if this happens should i wait or alt f4?
well yea but its still always cool to have lol i killed someone with a rivals armband earlier lol was mad confused like they were wearing it
alt f4
23k queue, close the game and join while u can
0.40
odd
its a bug lol it happens sometimes
no scav spawns without a weapon, most likely a bug
bro spawned as killa
well 30min in que loads to this

nice
wow stood in que for 30 mins just go get this
hood classic
imma guess that this game finna die soon, if they dont get this undercontrol
bro i just upgraded my game
HOW TO FIX
i mean, its in Norwegian, kinda hard to translate + guy is on windows 7
Not even close, the issues are because the game is more popular than ever
ITs danish
mb, dont really know the difference
no weapon? or had to ditch it?
i had already put them in my stash lol
i feel like the servers are stable for the ones that are in the game, but that might not be right
as i said, it will die, if they dont get it undercontrol, people wont want to play if they have to wait an hour to open the game, and then end up having to reset the game, and wait another hour
Thats what the queue is doing
somewhat lol theres still a lot of backend errors
drip or drown
Update time needs to download the update first GG
funny number
If the game starts to decline there wont be an hour long queue
Stuck on this screen for 20 mins
same
and here we go, back in queue again
this guy really using windows 7
F
im stuck on 1
update people! there's some kind of patch
pog, now PLEASE LET ME IN 🙂
cancel, then check for updates
-1000 each 15 second
Huh
fuck thanks chief
you can make them in hideout, or he was grinding
probably rmt, it happens so much. all barter listings are 50> gpus
among us funko pop
I want a refund!
probably yeah
Takes 30 hours to craft btw
true 2mb
Either he's no lifing the game or cheating. I doubt it's rmt considering they're all FIR
96 hours
Guess what I did yesterday... I shot a freaking cat right in its furry ass for being on my land

Sheesh, a lot longer than I though. Have something crafting so couldn't 100% check it
it could still be rmt, they can find an empty server, load up a bunch of accounts, fill the entire raid, then let 1 account loot and repeat
anyone else with this issue?
true
That's not rmt
obv they then sell the stuff and sell the roubles to people (or sell the items so the buyer can sell/use them)
wtf is that, it is too much hard work
money is money, idfk how it's done, but this would be my guess
I need to star spending stuff
lol
LMAO
can some1 leave pls xD
😐
what do I do in this situation, I cant move it to my stash
i just wanna buy a couple mags from flea..... game is so annoying
jesus fucking christ did everyone get this at the same time
i am the first
me too
servers just went down i think lmaoooo
update the game bro
guys how long is the queue?
So don't update so you can keep your game on. I used teamviewer to start my game from work so I don't have to queue for 2 hours when I get home 😄
theres a update?
flea doesnt even open for me man, hell, even the game doesnt open for me
yeah click cancel, check for updates
ah i see thanks
Yeah here ya go my friend. I'm out. Only have 2 days off left before back to work 50 + a week. I'm going back to Steam for some Squad I think. You guys have fun.
are u kidding me.... i liked sleeping while keeping my game open....
damnn think queue is bugged
yea but you take a slot for other people that actually wants to play the game
yup im just getting errors trying to launch the game, i think it all went down
fuck other ppl lol
fuck, i cant go afk in my stash anymore
thats what im saying what else am i suppose to do? lag out of a PMC run?
im pissed, i just lost my evasion armband
CAN ANYONE ELSE NOT LAUNCH THERE GAME

i think the servers took a break
it'll load
theres a new update
MY GAME IS LAUNCHINGGGGGGG
same
;-;
already updated lol unless theres a 2nd one
i am number 1 get on my level
Yeah, surely it will load 
yup, i'm in
i had that same screen after a 504 and it loaded after 5 min
thanks for being stuck on this for 5 mins
i just hope they have your slot reserved for you at least 5 minutes before it expires
still first in queue, 20 minutes in. bsg whats going on?
update
game update
lol idc either way ill just let it sit there and watch some netflix wasnt gonna play much anyways
update ur game
ah fuck igt
5 minutes after a long queue see you later after 5 months when the game is playable
only reason im even keeping tarkov open normally is so i can just farm my scav case lolol
Queues will be shorter now anyway due to this 
are drops over?
they end on the 8th i think?
Press OK, and wait. Drops are not over
bro i just didnt upgrade my game for the servers just to shit the bed
they're getting DDOSSED
hey it actually worked
ppl they are getting ddosed
Yikes
Good is what you mean, and you're hella late to the party.
I like it. I just can imagine this channel being ass about it. Also just came back home from work 🙂
apparently duffel bags are op now
just better
they can spawn bitcoin and GPUs but its very rare lol
dont care, didnt ask + ive been on the loading screen for half a century + ratio + you fell off
Ah alrighty, I'm matching right now.. but 11 min matching time already 
better back out D:
HOW FUCKIN LOW IS UR KARMA
damn ig i got lucky then
abandoned village on shoreline is GOAT
nice cant even play even if i wanted to lol
xqc viewer + cringe + why all the + ? 

its not a karma issue its a bug issue
sever ded agian
mabye a xqc viewer + dont care + didnt get it from him + ratio
bruh just came out 22k queue to get backend error
ait + cool + lets + talk + normally + 
i dont trust going into raid rn ngl.....
when you got the 504 error message, how long did it take before you got back in?
0.40
i wish nikita would ban xqc purely out of spite. all he does is play with gear that he receives from viewers and gets carried hard and puts in zero effort into tarkov. i would bet my money that he will leave tarkov in less than a month from now
You can try, but matching times are 
.
i just clicked the ready button like 50 times and it took like 2 mins to just start my que.... and idk like 5 mins lol
bug, shit servers.
NO WAY HOW POGGERS 
dont click that lmaooo
@rain spear TY ❤️
its not a bug, people buy them so fast, the servers dont have time to display everything correctly. so sometimes, u can still see old listings that got bought literally 0.1 second ago
my scav is straight drippin
That's what i meant with shit servers 
I don't want/need this. Anyone want it?
they could always spawn bitcoins
what is this error haha
not a bug though 
also not shit servers as its intended to be shown like that
bruh, i literally just got in...
never have for me ; 3;
????
its wingdings haha
bruh why did my message get deleted
oh wingdings.. what about the final character?
its not actually wingdings haha, its probably some computer language the game doesnt know how to display in english
ill take it baby boo
giving a labs card to a naked guy? we dont want streakers in labs man 😛
nvm i guess i need 3 for a quest. 
makes sense
😦
LOL
In the life of a money magnate...
I did it fir the bois
how much
nice lil interchange run on the TV
128x1 ruble kekw, yes I counted QQ
Started with the UMP now we here, started with the UMP now we motherfucking here.
ong lol i love the ump this wipe its hella fun imo
ye I like it too
xd
Woods ❤️
@hard cobalt gratz
bro got the santa pack in woods
Not meta by any means but if anyone needs a bufget AKM Series for anything - Costs 87k
Airdrops make everything 10x better considering you can actually find people there 🤣
havent got one in past 10 games
ye seems they are more rare now, haven't been getting many either
Last one I got had mostly food and some level 3 armours, they really nerfed the loot
nah nah not true, some of them are just shit
yeah some are shit some are dope af
Got a zhuk-6 when they were first added, now I find mostly crap items
OH XD one of the guys i killed added me, lets see what he has to say 💀
“Camper”
I think it's the guy i got the SVD from, hit my nastiest one tap hipfire ever on that dude
should i just buy ultra med key? lol
im guessing like 3-4 mil minimum
very nice game, this was customs btw, u can get spawn camped :/
bro I got killed by a tiktoker
Stats?
my man is still clueless to where i was LMFAO i was ontop of the guy
nah, its been terrible for me, 20 rooms in, not even an ophthalmoscope. avg room i get is 1 bandage, 1 hemostat, 1 h2o2, thats it
ye
it was a few days ago
https://i.imgur.com/TLMWZst.png
i asked cuz i got like 14m lol
yea ive opened like 600 duffles and still havent gotten a GPU or btc lol gotten a lot of rollers GP coins and other shit tho
valuables box is coming along
KEEP FOR YOUR QUEST WHERE U GOT AHANDEM OVER
i play since a year and thats the first time that i found a gpu inside a duffle bag
o.o I've only found rollers in valuable spawns and GPU's in PC's
I love the title - "junk"
lol
BRO YOU KILLED SANTA
ye nah if it was i'd be in here crying rn 😭
u killed the santa killer.... good work
oh I see you're a Santa killer killer
❤️🔥
still a murder, calling the Police

this guy is gonna arrest you
https://i.imgur.com/oyaUQzj.png
killed sani, was too heavy so left my stuff
Thanks god you killed Urolog
BRO ONE OF SANI GUARDS NADED HIMSELF
what attachetments do i need 4 the mp shotgun quest
search on google tarkov quests
Dat ak looks beefy
you mean this? https://i.imgur.com/6yUPZrh.png
i just realized i think ive found a GPU everytime ive went to Interchange lmaoo
thx
Just buy the barter shotgun from mechanic and buy the plastic pistol grip from jaeger (if u can) else follow wiki
yes i know
sorry caps XDF
new sniper = Mts
Nearly there 🙏
Just wait for escort kekwkekw
Apparently I'm supposed to shoot my way out of this map..#ScavLife
Fun fact: u can shave a bit of money by not using the plastic forgrip thingy and just get a sprut
craziest scav run i ever had....
welp there goes me playing tarkov for the day
thats 20 minutes max lmfao
the queue is hell but hey at least the servers are working so much better
I already gave up playing in the evening. Only play during morning/day
it hasnt moved at all in the past 2 hours
kEKW Got shot by ak scavs from 300m
That's not 20m, had 30k queue and that was 30 min+ qq
welcome to tarkov
Welcome to hell.. Now the signs have a different vibe
every queue i've had so far was about 20 minutes at 40-50k, 60-70k was 30 minutes
Lucky you O_O
also, finally no more stash problems 🙂
i just accidentally killed santa again
im so unlucky in marked rooms, got 2 keycard holders so far, 1 wallet with nothing :((
how did u get marked key?
24 marked key uses and 6 wallets, no cards
gib something to poor new player
like what? lol
even the docs case i found had no keys
run lighthouse its easy tech
bro anything
lighthouse is too scary
what do you need? lol
letss goo labs lets goo
yep, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/927256232866226236/927284262607134800/unknown.png <-- lighthouse with a sks
anything help u know i dont even know how to do most of the tasks
what a great feeling
Been trying to do these 3 lighthouse quests for forever, but there are barely any scavs to find, and it is with almost 100% certainty i get HS while running along the long road. How have people completed these?
IMO is it just too much scav killing for one map which has little to no scav spawns in those specific locations. Either up the spawn chance, or decrease the amount of scavs needed.
you can go to youtube for most of your tasks and also scav Lighthouse a lot you can learn it pretty quick in like 3 or 4 runs and just watch a couple videos over where to find loot its very good map u can come out with like 500k minimum every raid
sit on tip of the mountain and snipe the scavs. i believe that is the easiest way
wtf did they remove factory from punisher pt 6?
thats what i do but i get lost 80% of the time or die
That just gets me counter sniped as soon as i peek over the edge 😦
Yes they did
rip its gonna take like a month to get epsilon
gotta love raiders this was the dmg done to 2 of them
im new mid raid and got this, is it good?
its like 30k if i remember correct
why cant i craft my scav case
Do you get an error when trying to do it?
Or only that
the deadest labs raid ive ever done
yeah, it deleted one of my lucky scavs with 8mil+ worth of shit in it
It should give you an error about taking one with an item in it.
And you may have to empty the first junkbox you bought.
i have the same problem, i can send screenshots
another day of waiting in queue
Try emptying the first junkbox you bought or crafted.
200k on flea :))))
its cus it takes the first scav box that you bought so you havve to empty it
i still have my stuff
yeah it just gave me the box back, after i restarted, I emptied the box. but i still cant craft the box
died with 2 aesas and a bitcoin cuz i got sniped from 100 meters away by the gunner rogue lol
you ahve to restart and it will be unbuilt again
Used up 2 dorms keys. Found 3 keycardholder 1 red, 1green & one yellow. THen found like 5 incjector cases, 4 doccs, 2 keyholders & maybe 2 ammo cases 🙂
ive tried 5 times
I dont think i want to sit thru queue again. ill just deal with it tmr
weird that whats happend to mee
what??? when?
that shouldnt happen
You may need to empty one by one to see which one it's trying to take. This was a hotfix to have it not take one with an item in it.
i emptied all my boxes, ill see if it will work later today
will we ever get the possibility to manually pick one? so we always know we choose the right one?
I have someone who told me that putting the full ones in the sorting table and then going to build it fixes this.
@vapid horizon
Leaving only empty ones
but you cant leave the character screen while having the sorting table open?
"To make your scav box: Go into hideout, go into first person by pressing "enter", then tab to open inventory. Put the scav boxes you want to save in your sorting table, press tab, then walk over to scav case and manually build it. "
This is what 300k in insurance looks like 
45 acp fmj good?
ap is better but fmj is nice
yeah i only have one mag of ap
guys how long is the queue? i wanna reset the game so i can fix my scav case
short like my pe-
you have to empty the first scav junkbox you bought
it cant be used if it has items in it
thats what i saidddd
just 4 sum1 to shoot ur legs out and finish u off like an old dog, jk dope set up. hard flex btw
Hopefully no ks bois
BITCH
😆
aint no way
i do the same with btc
you really used the utility key 36 times
yea i like the look of it
Kitted stim nice
thx it just looks cool so why not use it as a labs kit
taking a while to say im first in line
i did, and it worked! thanks for the help @rain spear
💀 only good if good ammo
👍
ap 6,3 or rip is what ima bring
the guy she told you not to worry about 😎 🥂
dude finally dlss (even though im an amd user and cannot use it 😦 )
@lucid yoke i took your place, did you get in?
ye
@lucid yoke how long did you wait in queue as #1 ? its been 5 minutes already 😦
i waited bout 5 mins matey
finally.......
@lucid yoke thank you for that information.
you lucky bastard
didnt find a GPU this time but it did me one better
you can so that stupid mission now
or trade it for another good key like merin 😉
merin has gotten me some good shit
is that rare
Oi I got purple balls anyone interested xd
very lol u cant buy it on flea anymore so it sells for like 4m+ worth of items in barter lol
oh shit, i have one of those lol
I sold mine for 1m 😦
why?? i updated a long time ago, what's happening again
honestly
bruh.... its used for a task and has a lot of weapon part spawns and stuff but ppl want a lot for it rn
awesome
Was in desperate need for cash at the time (almost 2 weeks ago)
look at the barters for it now lol merin key house key dorm marked GPUs and a bunch of other shit
q.q
ive been here for an hour. im drenched in sweat, literally shaking because i can finally play but i know im just gunna get destroyed by rounds i cant even hear from someone i cant even fucken see
https://i.imgur.com/pAHvbWK.png im coming babe
Stonk
yea same
dont restart if youre in queue number 1, i just got in after waiting
took like 20 mins for me
Almost there
U still stuck on that task or something
ye lol a lot of ppl are
I got a friend that has it so guess I was lucky
Fun
Some kid gave him 2 btc to open it
tell ur friend to help me with it rq so i can trade it for merin or marked key lol
and my game is bugged fucking hell if i exit the game ill be in que
nice
why are we here just to suffer?
first thearmal scav of the wipe:)
Easy
You can craft violet card in intel level 3
position 1
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664851693480968202/927618818371624960/unknown.png was fun loosing the backpack and guns after getting an item move error
too fkng blessed
No, I'm #1
mad cap he's cheating on you with me ;)
Tarkov 2022 - official gameplay
i fucked another dude his name pestily
how long do i have to wait?
customs
😎
Kekw
imposter
why add this if servers still dont work
im first you donut
ran out of time on interchange
Atleast I won the fight, right?
poggers
no. I'm first 😡
some idiot pmc stayed till 5mins left and got blasted by scav
N 🧊
i think im stuck
help me stepbro
we can help each other out 😏
no im first
guys just leave the queue so i can get in 😃
thank you guys, because as I was writing this i got in 😎
New event

i didnt nvm i just got in
oops you clicked receive all, now you have 10k roubles

3 mil
oh no
3.5
lol thats a bit better
i was about to load in..
the bad ending
I GOT IN WITHOUT QUEUE WTF
i traded that for a dorms marked 3rd day of wipe, what is it actually for? just for military batteries right?
santa's sacrifice will be remembered ( he took all the bullets for me )
the good ending
how many ppl in queue right now?
how did u find a fir gzhel on interchange? from an airdrop?
FR 💀 :
i actually got up to 5.2m 🙂 upgrading stash to lvl 2 now
killed some1
theres a spawn on the manikins on generic on Goshan side, there they can also spawn in all the mill crates
ez
Threw an Exfil Helmet in a Bush as a Scav because i didn't want PMC to get it killed PMC and FUCKING SANTA PICKS IT UP tried killing santa because why not and He insta Headshots me ? wtf is this game
oh shit i didnt know that! thanks 😄
My pc bluescreened
all good man just of 4 years of tarkov u know rando shit like that lmao
the bad ending
cry baby lmao
poggers scav raid
but do they spawn often? im guessing its very rare to find them
now i have queue,wtf
the worst ending
yea there very rare ive seen probs less than 20
didnt get queue and my game blue screens...
the bad ending
They need to fix their fucking game this is bullshit
whoops you have to put the cd up your a-
atleast its a good hipfire guide
so what do i do with this shit now
IT ARRIVED 
in before "movement error"
nah it actually is crafting
when i constructed mine, it kept taking the full scav case and then throwing an error
wait is the scav junk box a new req forscav case? Can't remember that being there
had to fucking move everything out of the case and then construct it
do you select the scav junkbox so it doesn't take a full one or how does that work?
i had to go first person, get the scav junkbox in and out of the sorting table, and then it took the one that is empty
sell it to the rapist
also i need some help so i'm transferring my scav loot right by putting stuff in the sorting table, and i expand it but now the top of the sorting table is off bound of the screen so i can't drag it
bro.....
took ages, I almost slept
lol i waited 10 mins to leave my game nice... right when i took that screenshot it sent me to the menu....
send halp? 
this is an existing rouge name
yeah
LOL
i know just killed me in offline 😄
how long is q?
I've waited for like 40min
like
how many players
negative scav karma ftw ez mtube
what in the actual fuck
that mtube makes me hard bro
yesterday I got a few keys in spawns that are worth between 600k-1m on flea
good for you my scav just wont load into raid
feel that
i got out from lighthouse with a pretty good loot and lost all of it, is it a new bug or are anyone else noticed that? :/ oh and nothing FIR 😄
anyone else getting SO MUCH moving items errors?
I've been spawning with good kits with negative karma as well. However, this is just too good haha
now I need to get out without server dying and me losing my stuff 
that and 36k xp for turning in 3 condura and 5 fleece lol not bad
hideout stuck on this screen. just got in after queue what to i do. infinitely loading after an items moving error
Weekly quest?
yea
2 weeks ago got a daily to turn in 2 h202 and got a gpu
Damn, that's nice. I'm getting screwed with my weeklies.
wtff damn lol how much xp u get? i need 1 more level for 30 now after that 36k xp i just got
i have to extract from reserve 20 times
I WATIED TWO HOURS AND I DIDNT EVEN LOAD THE MENU YET
I wouldn't mind that one.
i dont really feel like playing on reserve i have an other day tho
total out of over 18 hours of loading I got 1 hour of playing in the past two days
fun
Seriously game is 💩again
almost in after like 35 min of waiting
yeah man
nice game
same, I guess we waiting together
imagine trying to get into the game for an hour only for a backend error crashing your game and having to rejoin the queue
Yea, are you the new buyer? Expect downtime and glitching. Don't worry insurance will cover it all quickly hands contract
should be around 30 mins at best
yea
:PEPECRY:
people just alt f4 when they get error just wait
very nice
it just looks like everyone is getting these errors at the same time lmao
they are tho
scared of leaving the raid now
nice
yeh probably the servers crashing or getting ddossed
blank screen? im not reloading, that shit took me an hour

bruh momento
yea looks like its down 4 real
yup
is this okay?
cyberpunk tarkov
Only 75k in queue, I jumped off the train just to hit a bus :c
something tells me that im not going to finish matching huh?
Nice scav on lighthouse
Pog loot
yeah i didnt want to leave so its fine
zamn 11 seconds left
I’ve had a 50minute que this wipe
where tf u find all that shit in raid
oh baby labs is fun
i cant grab my task rewards.... time to wait in queue i guess.....
GL third week? Shower please
also looted up killed a scav who shot at me and got 0 xp and no loot
why do I never get anything good on scav runs? are you guys having more luck on your end?
actually had one 40 min ago wolololol
as you can see not really
fuck these damn ornament spawns
oh amn that's actually rough
moved the basic scav kit that i got so my time is not completely wasted and the game even took that from me xd
total sensory deprivation
the only good thing today is that its finally finished
damn you've gotten far with the hideout
been waiting in queue for this long start to load in then i get this error
Whats with all this que stuff why they add it?
you should skip the queue when you load back in
cmon man just waited 30 mins to get in
wtf 3 taasks 1 trader
server overload and btw same error
just waited through que and it instantly kicked me do i restard or will i have to do que again
theres an update i think? had the same thing now this, just press check for updates
went afk for 20 min, servers down again? (didnt get kicked as thats past 30 min of being afk)
i just joined the game after a fucking queue and now im out again fuck this shit
ah yeah prob launcher update
no launcher update for me... i did check for updates
check for updates maybe
cant even download the client lmao what a shitshow
well fuck
wait for 30 minutes to get into the game
ye they gettin ddosed for sure
yeah why r these people doing this
Enough about that, that is an amazing daily quest, an easy kill for 2 aesa’s
tried to extract now stuck on black screen rip
like y would u want to ddos a fucking game company, u die to a extract camper or somethin
i got out of a raid with like 30 hp and now i just hear the bear voice seething while blackscreened
they wont get into any information because every company these days has ddos protection
ye all i hear is audio from the map
welp boys, waiting time
anyone else having this problem when dying? my screen is just black and i can hear sounds
im just getting errors rn trying to launch the game
Inside the mind of a DDOS'er:
- plays EFT
- dies to chad
- quit the game
- sits in 100k queue
- gets in the game, immediately crashes
- gets mad about pixels
- starts DDOS'ing and ruining the game for everyone
- repeat
whats the mind of a cheater?
they aren’t getting DDOS’ed you freak
chill
I HATE ERROR 106105!!! I HATE ERROR 106105!!!
gotta love this game, wait 1 hour, in queue, do 2 raids, crash an dhave to wait another 1 hour
Inside the mind of a cheater:
- plays EFT
- gets killed by a chad
- spends all his roubles and goes all in for 1 last raid
- dies to extract camper
- rage quits
- squeals in discord against mods
- looks for cheats
- pays $400 a month for cheats
- gets banned
- buys new account
- repeat
i know
ig i wont be playing anymore today, at least i got in ONE raid and got a quest done lmao
Guys lets go spam their NVIDIA stream with "update your fucking servers" or similar
queue isnt moving tho
no shit server dead
whats the mind of a rat
no i actually wanna know what they r gonna do with nvidia 😦
utility key opens 4 doors each side, and if you hit each door every raid it burns through
remember guys! no refunds!!!!!
more servers aint gonna do anything if anything it would make the problem worse the reason why the servers are down atm is because they are getting DDOSED
My ass. That's fucking bullshit. Where do u get your info from besides other players?

nikita himself he did a podcast the other day where he said they were having constant ddos attacks
be Nikita
tarkov servers broke
entire player base whines about it
institute server queue to fix the problem
entire community rushes to 0lay the game, creating 100k+ queues
entire player base whines about it
do a launcher update for some reason
people can't play the game cause error 106105
entire player base whines about it
Inside the mind of a rat:
- wakes up
- rushes to his pc
- plays tarkov alone in the dark
- buys shotgun with flechette
- goes interchange
- loots tech stores
- goes to extract
- share a picture on discord
- flex his loot for 10 hours
- plays till 4 am at night
- sleeps for 2 hours
- repeat
Easy to say when there is no actual proof, Nikita can say whatever he wants as long as his company is limited xD
mind of chad
true
he is in
how
idk, i was waiting to extract from my scav on a black screen for like 20 min and now im back in inv
Inside the mind of a chad:
- plays EFT 24/7
- thinks he is L4ndmark after killing 3 timmy's doing stirrup on factory
- boasts about every raid he does
- gets called out
- squeals and goes back into raid
- dies to rat
- spends another 1.5m on flea
- boasts about his kits
- repeat
-boots up eft
-spends 20 million roubles on gear after grinding traders to ll4
-goes into raid
- kills half of the PMCs and scavs on the server
- heads to extract critically overweight from 500kg of gas analyzers
- dies to extract camper
- game crashes
- whines on eft discord for 5 hours
i think mine is better ngl 😛
fake
nope just got this message after loading in
brother your a random i didn't tag you you aint the original
he is fanboying, its ok, im starting a movement haha
next up: inside the mind of... NIKITA?
ok, and?
im in q
im in the game instantly xD
that an inside the mind of error messages of tarkov
I'm in perpetual error purgatory
Nikita = error 106015? 😮
what about mind of a timmy has that been done yet?
win + shift + s
Casual lighthouse raid
mind of a rat is similar, but i can do mind of a timmy if u want
66k queue lmao
Tarkov players crying at a black screen asking what it is knowing full damn well theres bad server issues currently
timmies havent chosen yet to be rats or chads
Shhh u scare them
why is your name teamrocket ?
people gotta play to progress still or they wait till they are fixed and they are 45 levels behind everyone an get shit on every raid
cus im part of teamrocket, my friend's called james and together we blast off
finally
Inside the mind of a Timmy:
- hears about EFT
- immediately buys EOD
- loads up the game
- forgets to empty his backpack
- goes into raid
- dies
- (repeat previous 2 steps 10 times)
- now has nothing left
- starts begging in VOIP
- gets betrayed by rat / chad
- ragequits and asks for refund
- nikita laughs
- repeat
a day in the life of nikita
Inside the mind of a real chad:
- hears about EFT
- what a shitty game
nah thats rust man
(every rust player:
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW)
I live in your modem.
dont get too excited
my hopes are high
god is good
My drops lol
thats attleast 50k
heard of tan man, now let me introduce to navy man
I went in as a Chad and came out as mincemeat
How did you survive
I didn't ; M80 tore right trough my T5
Hot
3 shots blunt damage to head from M80? You're the luckiest person alive. Your helmet survived three shots you should have died.
i just did a fucking 1v4 in 1 minute lmfaooooo
Lighthouse?
It's my thorax haha
they call me the
ugh sorry, I just got up lol.
whats wrong
look at the ground
LOL
Labs PC's op
i bless whoever kills me..... or gets killed by me
They probably won't see you haha
LEGGO FAKE SANTA TAKE 1
May the beard protect and guide me :prayge:
Btw, it's loaded with PPBS, a scope would ruin my image as a forgiving Claus
First thing Ima yell is "SANTA IS HERE"
Good luck with that shit ammo
lets wait in queue for the third time, keeps reseting my place in queue. pretty awesome waiting simulator for $140
People with eod should have priority in queue, just kinda makes sense when you think about it
well yes, assuming they have a brain. That would drive up sales for eod
ur pfp is very fitting
so i have been told
also fastest killstreak i have ever had in eft, 1 minute 1 second for 4 pmc kills 🙂
wow you are so good : D
thanks ^^ :}
if only i could get in a raid :\
thats like 10 min bro
if only i had space in my stash
thats the third time ive waited through the queue bro
ah shit mate, sorry 😦 Was stuck in blackscreen after a raid for 10 min 😄
love it
LETS GO!
it doesnt load game, it just says [play] and when i click it the queue restarts
haha L
Oficially done with hideout. Solar power and btc lvl 3 not worth it
isnt it kind of weird one of the dailies for therapist is a quest where you have to kill PMC's?
no its not weird 😄
shes gets more business from that, STONKS
trying to level ur recoil or smth?
The pistol is fun to use
was gonna say cus thats a couple mags lol
yea its easier just to buy new mags and do quick reloads cause who tf is gonna pick up a 500 rubel mag
stable servers 
what are in the rooms?
Are those holes usually in the back?
Props to the BEAR guy going into the water treatment. But none can escape the RAT
Aww yeaaah
i had that it fixes itself after a long time
I've been watching for the first drop since 2pm - It's now 8pm.....
Like - Seems there drops aren't working properly either....
just dont watch it its a waste
mah boy
im proud of you
switch streams
valar morghulis brudda
yes
i’ve gotten a ledx like every other raid or every 3rd raid, gpu every other raid, what servers are you on , i could show you ?
i cant play right now but thx ill check it out when i can
i’m east coast if you ever wanna duo, there’s usually so much loot i can never take all
what does the price you pay have to do with the waiting
maybe sometime but im eu so my ping wouldnt be very good
mine are working fine
wtf is this scap drop 🙂
What's your karma?
Am I ever gonna load in or will I need to force disconnect my game completely and wait a whole hour to get back in the game due to the massive queue? I've been having problems like this all day and it's frustratinng
0
how many zabralo's are in each mechanic restock?
all this air drop loot is gone thanks to a server error fuck you bsg FUCK YOUUU
Nice, that's pretty lucky then..! I started getting a lot better stuff after passing 1.0
bro what
i just spawned wtf?? im lvl 1 and i even took some of my good gear 😦
I didn't knew about karma before
100, if it’s the one for the aesa
Jaeger had italian for dinner, presumably spaghetti. He is now Le cacciatore
Take a few car extracts and you'll be fast up there
How much white lab card cost?
oof. you in europe? I can help you out
Think I am good to take a break for now
. Tips for anyone, buy Phased Array Elements while they are cheap.
You can't sell it on the flea market anymore, I think it's about 150k to buy from Therapist lvl 3
Therapist lvl 4 I think actually
nope, ur missing a bit of fire to the servers and some vodka in the hand
ok gimme a sec gotta pull up photoshop
how?
wow epic virus link
do some raids to recover from that bs
i was doing some scavs or looting w/e but i cant extract how do i find em?
if you double tap 'o' you can look at your available extracts
and open a map on your browser to see where they are at
how many ppl in queue right now?
too many
15kk
factory best pvp
more like pvp noob
lmao if you’re killing pistol/shotgun noobs sure
already got an mk18 from pvp in factory but sure
this is better
no way and mk18!??!! that’s crazy!!
they are not all rats as well, sometimes you run into geared players
“sometimes not rats” and “best pvp” don’t go together LMAO
did you lose that kit this fast ?
correction should be factory is best pvp if you’re a shitter and have to rely on having 10x better gear than someone to get a kill
if you insta typing in chat
ok bro im scared shitless rn
don’t be it’s 1 gpu only like 450k
alr heading to exfil
insane PVP on customs
well back to queue 3 time love this game
they did the queue system, yay!
damm thats wide
I got a widescreen!
told you best pvp
Oli do be treatin me well
PPBS is the strongest 5.45 ammo
7n40 is now i think
I think he meant PP GS, he probably mistaked it.
It over pens a shit ton and does fuck all flesh damage
It's absolute dogshit
dude why the fuck is santa agro'd at me i didnt shoot him
probably
is t545 any good?
ur on a scav run 80% of ppl/things wont shoot u lol dw
can anyone get me a screenshot of the launcher queue please? lol
why so many propane tanks... they're like 10k on flea lol
30k and for the jokes
ah still under 10k per slot lol unless you need RR then they kinda poopoo
Rather take shit out than take nothing out man
i got a warning cause i was saying shit about the servers lmfao
u got that labs loady for a reason lol go clap some rats
just killed some bozo with a thorax shot with pp ammo lol
he was an UMP enjoyer lol i have like 6 umps in my stash at all times....
same lol
this the build that i love rn ngl... cheap with AP just slaps everyone around... that one FMJ is just in the chamber lmaoo
get rid of those MP5s and the PPSH..... lmaooo
make me
but why..... mp5 is decent but PPSH is so bad lmaooo
i like it
he a rat
oh nah
ngl i mightve killed u on factory once.... i killed a dude with like 40 PPSH mags on him lmaooo
guys i found it in a raid and im looking forward to sell it, should i list it on the flea for a trade or should i put in on the flea for like 2 mil ROUBLES
dont think u can sell it for roubles, but i also just got mine today and i have the task still so idk what i should do with it lolol
I CAN
ah well if ur broke sell it for like 3 to 4m lol or ask for merin or marked key or sum those will make hella money
wait is there a task with that key tf
I can't figure out what's wrong with my gunsmith part 8 build
yup it sucks but there is, i also need SMP key but no luck so far with that one, will prolly find ultra med before i find that one
black mag?
isnt E222 a decent key?
does it matter? he only asks for a magpul mag
im playing the game for like 1.5 years and i dont remember RB-ST having a task.
One gun needs to be fully black
this is what it should be like @upper pivot
is this bugged why is it costing 6k ?
no i didnt lose it
its a task
Tax
ok, thx
woah is it like a new task or smth
no also doesnt rb-st have that peacekeeper task
no clue but yea it sucks dick lol
bruh fuck that ima sell that shit for 2 mil
could prolly get more for it lol
ya but and for 2 mil its 900k
yeah revision part 1 requires rb-st key
ah yea just do a barter for it then lol
ya idk what for merlin key ? even tho i dunno lighthouse yet lol
could go for merin house or dorm marked lol check the barters on flea for it
ya im seeing a bunch for dorms marked lol
https://i.imgur.com/uY7TpZQ.png sexy boy
yea also the hillsidehouse key is debatably better than the merin key imo lol
oh ya what tf is that house key i literally dont know anything about the game i havnt played the previous wipe they chanced sm
Great, going down 300-500 every 5-10 secs. This sucks dick
tf is new about this game? i have barely played since wipe
dw its going kinda fast
erm everything is going to shit
QUALITY
Yeah, i hope i get in within the next 30 mins
fair enough
looks like he likes men.....
flechette and magnum buck users really love that armored rig lol
anyone got any spar white ornements
ye
lol i havent been running ppshs recently, lucky you though ;)
ah, was so confused when i saw them lmaoo
inertia, lighthouse, airdrops, new weapons and attachments, new recoil system, all meta armour and ammo cannot be but on flea, new meta (akm and ak74) labs cards can only be brought from max therapist, new faction on lighthouse (rogues, semi friendly to usecs) im pretty sure thats it...
u forget the server update.... they crash every 6 hours and theres now a que
ahh yes and the ddos attacks
how much hp does this need for me to sell to ragman?
more than 10
60% or more I think
cool
Does anyone else have this? Pretty sure the toothpaste isnt supposed to be this big
shhhh
its been like that since hideout came out mate
do these people have accounts that got hacked? (in regards to the prime thing)
Yooo some idiot actually used a phone number to scam what a dipshit
i think so
finally found someone running the christmas scar
bro are scavs suppose to 1 tap u from 150 meters away? lol
why u gotta show ppl the intel spawn no one ever checks....
Its time to bully some people on woods
what intel spawn?
don't worry about it and look at my about me😶🌫️
lol
If you come to factory like that I'll chew your legs off with a ppsh
man i tapped Shturman and his guards then a fucking scav 1 tapped me outta nowhere....
someone already did that to me with Flechette Ammo, with this kind of gear @final wolf
altyn on woods?
lol
@topaz valve Dont need sound with Reap-ir
yo do the car extracts are capped at 0.03 ?
im only a lvl away from 30 so i can get btc farm 2 but im too lazy to grind tasks on a TV....
.03 is the lowest they can go yea
altyn on woods?
sick
anyone else getting this while loading in? I dont know if thats a common issue
also woods+lighthouse
never seen it before
game fixed yet?
wanted to load one mag and boom
my game crashed and now im back in the queue that took me 2 hrs to get in ty bsg
game fucked up again, at least i did some progress
yeah servers getting ddosed again most likely
yeah brother happened to me as well, well time to wait a few weeks and hope that everything is back to normal
end the twitch drops
didnt nikita say they getting ddosed
huh
yep..
idc unddose it

