screenshots

[worn jolt]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Convenience_store_storage_room you can also use the wiki, it's good for finding information and especially to see where keys go to and what's behind them

[edgy sphinx]

ładne mam w minecrafcie?

[ionic sandal]

nice !

[worn jolt]

cool house 👍

[edgy sphinx]

dziękuje

[marsh granite]

epic

[edgy sphinx]

tenk yu

[hasty fulcrum]

💯

[edgy sphinx]

lov

[daring oasis]

Hatchet runs all day

[worn jolt]

[marsh granite]

good job bro comgratulations

[daring oasis]

❤️

[marsh granite]

tarkov

bruh

[paper laurel]

Tf is this

[midnight jasper]

someone can send your best postfx settings?

[halcyon star]

i got 5 wallets this wipe all empty @daring oasis how many you needed for that violet

[kindred yarrow]

do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0xWkr5jQV8 Then go in an offline raid on the map u play most and press visulaize under the post fx. Tweak till ur liking. Make sure to go into bright and dark areas.

[inland mantle]

Tarkov is fucked rn

[brazen plume]

who needs 20 round mags when you have 10 round mags with 19 rounds in them

[inland mantle]

Apparently im in game

[green mountain]

i need help i bought the game and play for 1 month already and now it says i have to buy it again? does anyone knows this bug?

[thorny jewel]

Contact bsg support, nobody can really help you here as far as i know

[cunning juniper]

Yeah lmao I know but there was nothing left in the area so its ok

[daring oasis]

got 1 wallet this wipe lol

[sinful shadow]

if you want violet go to woods

i have gotten 2 this wipe from woods

[dark current]

F

Scav Round FML

[sinful shadow]

ew british player. london bad

[thorny jewel]

You will get back in that screen after you restart tarkov

[icy rose]

extracted and got this.....

[dark current]

My faith is in your hands right now

[willow hull]

every time i log in my scav counter restarts what?

[halcyon star]

@daring oasis lucky man i got a wallet like 5m ago empty again

[dark current]

F servers

[azure folio]

What the fuck

He hungry for my kneecaps

[azure folio]

i think thats normal. I atleast had it a bunch of times already

[vague tulip]

you gotta go on all the maps and get to the christmas tree

[whole oak]

Went in for flash drives or gas analyzers, came out wearing someone else's skin

[cyan rose]

godly

[vague tulip]

a daily worth a mil..

[humble heath]

[cyan rose]

yes sir

[tender thicket]

ez 700k

wait... I cant sell hgrid 😭

[vague tulip]

map?

[humble heath]

lighthouse

[whole oak]

Sell it to ragman ez

[tender thicket]

poopy 100k

[vague tulip]

i never got out of it... and i waster like 4 mil trying...

[whole oak]

Hexgrid is overrated why would you wear armor when you can impact nade someone from around a corner and never even let them shoot a bullet?

[humble heath]

notice my NVG's... 100x easier at nighttime

[tender thicket]

ahhh gotcha, im not gonna bring guns into raids now

[vague tulip]

i will consider this, thanks a lot

[whole oak]

I mean you can sell the hexgrid for 100K exit camp D2 with an RGO for about 15 minutes, get another hexgrid, and basically get free money.

[tender thicket]

exit camp 🤢

I would never go that low

[whole oak]

Words cannot describe how much easier impact nades have made it.

Its literally like the KS-23 but instead of having to aim you throw it in their general direction.

[thorny jewel]

fix your servers

[shrewd valve]

loot goblin 12 minutes pmc

[whole oak]

Lighthouse im guessing?

[shrewd valve]

yes, i dont kill the rouges i just loot the whole place

[whole oak]

Classic. I gotta find a good exit camp spot on that map, seems like it's big money.

[shrewd valve]

if u wanna exit camp i recomend north checkpoint cuz that one is the closest

[naive yew]

i just cringed

[willow hull]

this good?

[fallen mulch]

killed glorious_e on labs lol

[hard cobalt]

f

I've killed quatroace before

think he deleted the clip of it though 🙏

[vague tulip]

for a quest later on but a good extra room to loot for tech stuff and attachments

[lilac breach]

cool quest nikita

cool

[tardy sage]

ayo?

[thorny jewel]

...

[warped violet]

Loaded reserve

[green mountain]

i need help with this problem

[worldly geyser]

nice!

[rain spear]

Are you on the same account on the website and launcher for sure?

Same name on the profile page/forums?

[green mountain]

yes

[rain spear]

Please contact support in a ticket on the support section of the website.

[green mountain]

okay thank you

[waxen compass]

https://i.imgur.com/RYO64WW.png

just got thje new item!!!

[maiden eagle]

ive found one every raid....

[gaunt snow]

Hardcore grind

[dull birch]

https://i.imgur.com/vndwczI.png me too!@!!!!

[waxen compass]

who

[dull birch]

when?

[unique vapor]

new rig is dope

[waxen compass]

new WHAT????

[dull birch]

WHAT DID HE SAYYYY

[jagged zealot]

????

[whole snow]

👀

[unique vapor]

ahem

[rain spear]

@unique vapor please send that again but properly

[unique vapor]

rig

[rain spear]

Thanks

[cunning juniper]

Ayo you down Bad dawg

[unique vapor]

was typing a little to fast there

[glass bough]

@rain spear any news on the weird loading thing

[rain spear]

Not yet

[waxen compass]

goofy ass green goblion mf

[normal pivot]

shoreline stash run (look at container)

[dull birch]

check the container https://i.imgur.com/SwzQ7jV.png

[normal pivot]

thankyou

[waxen compass]

yw

[dull birch]

np u kno me

[waxen compass]

anyday but its gonna cost

5 boliar in my paypal please

[normal pivot]

nothing much in there except the key raven and ornament

[normal pivot]

boliar?

[dull birch]

new crypto

[waxen compass]

https://i.imgur.com/jsnrPd6.png

[normal pivot]

pogu

its gonna pop off or what

[cold dawn]

😑

[normal pivot]

had that a lot these days

[uneven flower]

XD

[normal pivot]

just alt f4

[royal glade]

uh

nice 👍

[ebon herald]

I will never financially recover from this

[prisma mason]

how do i have 2 weeklys

[real quartz]

just reset they acc

[ebon herald]

why that's a waste lol

[real quartz]

no

that scav karma is a waste

good scac karma makse u a good amount of moneyy

[prisma mason]

can someone please tell me how i have 2 weeklys

[primal pier]

Bug

It'll probably holler at you if you take both

[prisma mason]

well i can do both i tried reseting

[primal pier]

Huh well

[thorny jewel]

how tffff

[astral smelt]

how much is this thing worth and how do I sell it

[prisma mason]

and they are both still there

90k

[real quartz]

santtaaa

[astral smelt]

is that a lot?

[prisma mason]

nevermind its 60k

and not for how big it is

[astral smelt]

how do I sell it

[final narwhal]

you sell it

[prisma mason]

flea or therapist

[primal pier]

Flea

[prisma mason]

idk if he has flea tho

[astral smelt]

I don't know how lol

[vivid bear]

i feel that

[tranquil vector]

i hate people who do this

[vivid bear]

?

[topaz harbor]

I am actually very upset with the current status of the game.

[vivid bear]

I think youll still get the loot transfer screen

[uncut knot]

nikita fuck off|!!!!!

[vivid bear]

whenyou relog

[kindred yarrow]

Da ooga booga

[feral pond]

[tranquil vector]

they go to power, loot everything, leave with V-ex and dont turn on power, now i gotta run all the way over there and back before someone else yoinks my loot

[vivid bear]

Solid play power station good loot

couple caches there too and v-ex for karma

[real quartz]

fr gotta get that karma

[tranquil vector]

yep, but i just dont like that i gotta turn on power myself then xD

[vivid bear]

im at like -7.75

[tranquil vector]

lost 1 rep because i accidentally killed santa, at -0.68 rep rn 😦

[tranquil vector]

how the fuck

[real quartz]

im at 4,9 rn

[tranquil vector]

how

[vivid bear]

i keep losing rep because he keeps running up on me and i instinctively shoot lol

[real quartz]

how the fuck u at -7

[vivid bear]

he needs like bells that jingle or something when he runs or walks

[tranquil vector]

he didnt even loot anything lmao

[real quartz]

v ex and alot of scav runs

[vivid bear]

because not only can players dress up like him bosses are dressed like him and he shares alot of spawns with bosses so im gonna prefire it

[tranquil vector]

well look what we have here...

he should have looted better haha

[real quartz]

lol

quick 300k

[topaz harbor]

You are correct, thank the higher powers at play here. Cheers.

[vivid bear]

[astral smelt]

How do I get leveled up I can't trade

[vivid bear]

you do tasks

[astral smelt]

where do I find my tasks

[vivid bear]

you select a trader then click the tasks tab

each trader has different tasks you might not have tasks from some traders yet

[fleet wadi]

killed a guy on factory with a vaseline with 10/6 charges

[topaz harbor]

Sweet quest, I'm gonna finish it.

[deft vessel]

Lets get to 20 million by the end of 2021

[vivid bear]

@topaz harbor show ur skills

[open cipher]

Very funny bsg

[normal pivot]

where can u find this

[open cipher]

https://status.escapefromtarkov.com/

[real quartz]

they aint stable

[normal pivot]

[real quartz]

what the fuck

[normal pivot]

damn, a pile of meds? thats insane

[neat geyser]

True

[sonic crest]

Damn

[fierce swan]

yes

[topaz harbor]

I'm a casual bro

[vivid bear]

i was just curious

[cobalt shuttle]

this makes me wanna die

[glass bough]

@sonic crest i found aa game, just sitting on awaiting session start forever

[thorny jewel]

You kill Santa?

[vivid bear]

waybetter sr than me

[cobalt shuttle]

maybe 👉 👈

[thorny jewel]

Did he have good loot

[green fractal]

Sometimes, the boys are alright

[real quartz]

i feel like the only person who has good scav karma

[dense arch]

drop it

[glass night]

i joined the gang i guess

[wanton warren]

You arent alone brother

[cobalt shuttle]

i mean no lol mostly dropped him cause i thought a pmc was sprinting me down

[real quartz]

thx brother

[thorny jewel]

some dude in chit chat 2 is using ipstresser.xyz to down tarkov he said he was gonna do it at 10pm

[real quartz]

whats youres at?

[wanton warren]

0.40

Then again i just started playing for this wipe

Didnt do much yet

[real quartz]

fair enough

[wanton warren]

I like playing it slow

[scenic rampart]

somethings not right

[leaden delta]

I can’t even lie my shits at -20.38 I fucking perigee Santa cuz he scammed me he took my bitcoin and dipped

[real quartz]

fair i mean that aint bad

[sonic crest]

I wish you luck, loaded in and there was 10 mins left

[leaden delta]

Perged*

[ionic sandal]

i dont know anything about keys is there a key that i can sell on the flea m for some roubles

[tranquil vector]

dorm 114 and 214 are the only good ones i can see in there, idk anything about reserve keys, but i think both W321 and RB-ORB3 are good. also dont know is E310 is good, but its shoreline so its probably alright

the rest u can sell on flea

make sure u have done aquarius though, because u got dorm 206

also made it out with all this + OLI logistics key after being shot at by literally the entire lobby

[ionic sandal]

ight thank you

[tranquil vector]

actually got a decent drop this time, its a 'rare' drop

[woeful wigeon]

spawned with this as a scav

[wicked talon]

got marked key Pog

[barren sonnet]

swag

[woeful gust]

swag outfitting

leather cap + aviators always looks good

[wheat igloo]

yummy

[blissful wind]

this scav name tho

[covert stump]

yo

[vale sundial]

well Santa isn't very smart making a b-line sprint to me to drop me shit when im the middle of a gunfight

ok loot i guess also fuck santa

[deft path]

killed the pmc that killed me as a pmc

[real quartz]

ayoooo

[barren sonnet]

is it fir?

[real quartz]

nope

[barren sonnet]

tragic

[real quartz]

no??

[barren sonnet]

im selling mine im not cool enough for labs

[real quartz]

i bought it

[worldly stratus]

Soooooooo...new here and new in Tarkov...

[uncut knot]

maxim dropped by a fn i found in a stash

[barren sonnet]

please tell me you are joking

[real quartz]

this whyy

[barren sonnet]

your a labs gamer

[primal rapids]

not bad scav run

[barren sonnet]

bro the mparts

[uncut knot]

everything there is not mine

[worldly stratus]

Nope....

[real quartz]

labs is smexy for money

[primal rapids]

they look like macaroni

[barren sonnet]

golden macaroni

[barren sonnet]

do not go out with 3 guns and an inventory full of supplies

what a chad

[primal rapids]

what are the parts even used for can't sell on flea

[barren sonnet]

do you not have flea yet

[primal rapids]

yeah i do

[barren sonnet]

why cant you sell them

they are like 200k now

they will be cheaper in a week tho so sell them asap

[worldly stratus]

So, pistol and my M4 then? I get shot up a lot, hence the medical kits.

[primal rapids]

i can't see them on flea for some reason @barren sonnet

i'll restart my game

[barren sonnet]

Please watch a video or something on youtube for absolute beginners, going into this game blind is like willingly jumping into the grand canyon

[worldly stratus]

Copy that...

[barren sonnet]

okay stfu now

[hasty swift]

might only be barter trades

[silk galleon]

Cant hand this quest in ???

[toxic escarp]

did you exfil with the letter?

you have to make sure to exfil without being killed

[silk galleon]

yes and handed it in to medic lady

[toxic escarp]

hmmm

not sure then

[silk galleon]

ok no worries

maybe a mod will see it and perhaps will let one of the crew know

[toxic escarp]

restart game maybe?

[silk galleon]

did many times

[chrome hedge]

has anyone hit shturmans stash yet? is it worth

[final narwhal]

Lil pmc pvp

[real quartz]

yea like 5 times i got profit most of the time

[thorny jewel]

you need to use

the transfer system

[silk galleon]

how does one do this?

[thorny jewel]

@silk galleon vc? it's hard to explain

[silk galleon]

hmm cant rn in a raid

[thorny jewel]

after ping me alright?

[silk galleon]

indeed

[primal rapids]

nah restarted and it was there

[ornate cradle]

why is this in the game

[thorny jewel]

<@&551452465233657859>

[sage current]

what's this 🤣

[thorny jewel]

idk better savor it

[ornate cradle]

i bought it for 30k

to terrify anyone i come across

[thorny jewel]

labs pvp

[sage current]

you hand it in to therapist iirc

[silk galleon]

yes

[steep sandal]

Bro this is bull shit

[thorny jewel]

nice

[steep sandal]

I bought the gift card for 150 bucks and it says it only worth 120$

[rose oak]

Cus gift card aren’t as good as card

[steep sandal]

it's crazy bro

ik

but still

I just wasted my 30 bucks

[rose oak]

Not wasted….

Buy something else with the card

[toxic escarp]

buy another gift card with the gift card

😉

[steep sandal]

😆

[fluid owl]

Santa Imposter killed by the real deal

[tropic blade]

turn in the therapist quest first

[tender thicket]

looted 2 toolboxes 30 secs into scav run

[terse trout]

nice night time factory raid

[thorny jewel]

damn

[sand flare]

GOOD LUCK!

[cyan rose]

It’s normally profit for me plus chance of red rebel

[chrome hedge]

yeah i got one from shturman

idk if i should sell it now though

[outer garnet]

Last patch I only reached level 10, never played much. Finally got back into the game, never gained so much xp nor kills 🙂

[chrome hedge]

lol wait until u play labs

[vapid horizon]

• i dropped my friend a btc

[tropic blade]

BRUH NOT THE LEVEL 4s I RUN UP ON AS A SCAV WITH PPSH

i feel so bad

[karmic crater]

New bug?

[primal pier]

do you have the rangefinder attachment?

[karmic crater]

No its a vudu on an ak

[primal pier]

probably a bug yeah

[chrome hedge]

worth anything?

[barren sonnet]

does it actually display the distance?

[primal pier]

yes that seems like the actual rangefinder digits so

[karmic crater]

yea it seems to take what my friend was seeing in his ranger

[primal pier]

lmao ok

[barren sonnet]

yeah but im wondering if its frozen or actually displays the real distance

[primal pier]

spaghetti code strikes again

well move it around to see if it moves too

[karmic crater]

He looked at the rock infront of him

its a bug

[faint sleet]

That’s Metal spare parts

[prisma wagon]

level 51. seems legit lmao

101m through flea xD

[faint sleet]

Day 2 I saw a kid selling 41 graphics cards on the flea and he was level 39 😂😂

[cobalt zephyr]

wow ive never got them before lol

[faint sleet]

They’re rare

[prisma wagon]

You don't find that many in two days without cheating on interchange lmao

so gross

[faint sleet]

Facts

[tropic blade]

this is so fucked up, if I knew they were new I wouldn't have murdered them

so fucked up

[outer plume]

Just extracted with 3 Player scavs on Lighthouse

[cobalt cedar]

stuck in train ehhh

[sand flare]

worth it tho

[thorny jewel]

going towards the more geared out days of my wipe

you look silly

funny man

[chrome hedge]

haha cheater got banned

[alpine root]

go through batteye, bsg won't respond to unban requests

[thorny jewel]

hmmm i cant see shit

[alpine root]

than wait, you'll probably be banned from the discord as well

[thorny jewel]

fuck still cant see shit

[night geyser]

@lime garden is that your nft?

[thorny jewel]

still cant see shit

[chrome hedge]

idfk i cant see the damn text lol

[alpine root]

This isn't for cheating, it's for a different thing

[rose oak]

My friend got the same email. Hasn’t played the game in almost a month

[hasty swift]

could you have gotten banned for being toxic in VOIP

[rose oak]

You only get voip banned for that

[alpine root]

the reason given isn't voip related

[hasty swift]

ah

[alpine root]

don't buy the game again, waste of money as you're most likely ip or hwid banned

[thorny jewel]

someone reported me in the report voip thingy for saying

[chrome hedge]

dont this game is ass

[thorny jewel]

fuck you after killing my friend

[thorny jewel]

true

[wooden lodge]

anyone experiencing this error?

[thorny jewel]

no

i havent played this game in a week

[alpine root]

bsg will only respond if battleye has unbanned you

[cobalt raven]

cursed

[vivid bear]

https://gyazo.com/a4e33b7aa7a3318ef393aa6724270297

[woeful gust]

got this done 🥳

[chrome hedge]

did that guy jus get banned

from the disxord

[thorny jewel]

very epic my dear

[loud robin]

Yeah we have a rule

banned in game = banned here

If he gets unbanned by battleeye we'll get him back

[chrome hedge]

but what if he needs help or something

[thorny jewel]

oh

that's kinda harsh imo

but i see where it's coming from

[loud robin]

Fair enough, but it is what it is

[loud robin]

He got all the help he could by this point

[chrome hedge]

true

fair rule

[thorny jewel]

@silk galleon

[loud robin]

I gave him like 20 minutes to figure things out and personally provided him links to BE support

[thorny jewel]

yo you good?

[chrome hedge]

ic

[glass night]

\

[chrome hedge]

question how long is the christmas shit staying for

[loud robin]

idk like a week

We're never given a proper timeframe

[chrome hedge]

aight thanks

[lethal lotus]

what a stash: on the right

[thorny jewel]

clock,gun powder and flash drive

[chrome hedge]

is it on the left

[lethal lotus]

hidden stash on the right!

[chrome hedge]

left?

joking

[lethal lotus]

my first flash drive

2 to go!

[cloud rover]

rip fence rep

[chrome hedge]

i aint gonna try to find flash drives

[thorny jewel]

scav on scav violence?

[chrome hedge]

im gonna craft those shits no matter the price

[thorny jewel]

cringe

[cloud rover]

middle one is russian for santa or something

I lost 1 rep

[thorny jewel]

more cringe

[quartz wave]

Just buy all the customs dorms keys that have safes. it will take u max 10 raids to find all 5 u need 🙂

[chrome hedge]

fuck that

[copper zodiac]

S/O to the fellow scav who tossed me that labs card

[whole oak]

IF YOU ARE NOT A RAT YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO VIEW THE FOLLOWING IMAGE OR TEXT
SR1MP Trade for 1 blue gunpowder (8-10K roubles) The best pen ammo is not restricted on flea.

[cloud rover]

ok

[distant hemlock]

My Scav spawned with a labs key card

[copper zodiac]

that’s beautiful

[thorny jewel]

10k for a gun that's worth

uhh give me 2 minutes

[whole oak]

No stop don't buy all the blue gunpowder

[cloud rover]

what trader and loyalty?

[whole oak]

Are you a rat?

[cloud rover]

yes

[whole oak]

Ok then how much is the KS-23

[cloud rover]

Idk I am new

[honest hamlet]

tree fiddy

[whole oak]

Ok its prapor LL2

[hasty swift]

46.3k i think

[whole oak]

Nah ks-23 is like 100K

[thorny jewel]

from the barter or the normal buy buy get get

[hasty swift]

did they up it

normal buy

[thorny jewel]

oh

[whole oak]

They increased the price forever ago unless they brought it back down

[thorny jewel]

the barter is like uhhh

cheap if the barter still exists

[agile ivy]

wtf is this

[hasty swift]

dont do it do jagers quest for killing him

[whole oak]

8K for the highest pen pistol in the game. Slot some pistol runs into my schedule yes pls

[thorny jewel]

so you can get a kit for like 100k?

with pretty good ammo?

too op

[whole oak]

It's 7n31 for 600 roubles each

[agile ivy]

that makes no sense

[thorny jewel]

gmod ragdoll noise

[whole oak]

My rat senses are tingling.

[hasty swift]

jager has a quest to kill him and when you do it will get rid of the therapist quest to not kill him

[agile ivy]

what are the unknown rewards

[hasty swift]

check the wiki

[lilac breach]

2 violet keycards

[thorny jewel]

spaghetti falling out of my pocket

[thorny jewel]

my gear fear senses are tingling

[restive timber]

just got the Rb st key (its a pic from last wipe since my screenshot doesnt work but i did find it)

[thorny jewel]

i need

me need tank bateririr

[proven seal]

WHA

[thorny jewel]

profit

[chrome hedge]

cap

[thorny jewel]

i would eat out a rats asshole for rbst

i bet it's expensive

i think it's atleast 2 mil

[cloud rover]

probably like 800k I think

[restive timber]

@chrome hedge ON GOD

[thorny jewel]

i dont have flea so idk

[thorny jewel]

it's the start of the wipe so probably moar

ok not start

[restive timber]

i can trade it for q violet card or a taige melee or a red rebel

[dawn owl]

yo

is that from a daily?

[silent inlet]

look at my roubles

[thorny jewel]

finally out of a raid successfully

coool

[bold cargo]

cond milk

[thorny jewel]

conny milk

[silent inlet]

what about it?

[hot ledge]

I cannot wait for underbarrels to be a thing so that you can use this godless nightmare

[proven seal]

this is ammo for a thing that doesnt exist??

[keen marlin]

Almost wiped the rogue building on lighthouse

with a fucking glock 17

[hot ledge]

Oh, it exists, you just can't mount it on a gun rn

[thorny jewel]

rat gun

[keen marlin]

one last killed me :c

[mint badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282289916623454208/925890504116277278/unknown.png

[unique vapor]

one day ill get my 1km kill

[alpine root]

you use it in the gl40. Although the ammo you have is buckshot

[mint badge]

the lvndmark destroyer

[hot ledge]

Who fucking hurt you

[thorny jewel]

go see a doctor

go get therapy

[unique vapor]

myself

[thorny jewel]

go see a therapist

missclick

[steady delta]

I have 3.5 k bruh this game is ass

[thorny jewel]

"skill issue"

[unique vapor]

yup

[somber wadi]

intel from a drawer

no cap

[alpine root]

what a nice guy

[strong canyon]

what have i done

[unique vapor]

i can respect that

[somber wadi]

wow you hardily ever see people like that in tarkov at all

[alpine root]

Yeah, glad to see that there are genuine people who play this game

[unique vapor]

looted things me boy welcome

[tender blaze]

found this fucker on a reserve scav raid

[somber wadi]

labs?

[tender blaze]

reserve also?

[somber wadi]

looks like labs to me

[tender blaze]

[real quartz]

nah lighthouse 100

[thorny jewel]

Lighthouse actually

[real quartz]

called it

[somber wadi]

yeah lighthouse is pog

[real quartz]

especely with merin

[tender blaze]

is lighthouse good for scaving

[chrome hedge]

lmao going on interchange is so easy to find fuel

[thorny jewel]

this was start of wipe

[tender blaze]

[thorny jewel]

giv

giv ein roller und max energy drink

[somber wadi]

guys is it just me or can no one find gphones

[thorny jewel]

Max Energy energy drink - The Official Escape from Tarkov Wiki Max Energy energy drink (MaxNRG) is a provision item in Escape from Tarkov. Max energy energy drink, designed like a battery, but different in contents ...
Effect: Energy: +12; Hydration: +20; Buffs:: 1s ...
Weight: 0.3 kg

[tropic blade]

https://i.imgur.com/2dNoIBQ.gif stumbling into gluhar because they dont move until you open marked room is terrifying

I also killed santa

[thorny jewel]

bro you only killed 1 usec?

i killed my first like 2 days ago

[tropic blade]

dude they all died to gluhar trying to rush marked

[thorny jewel]

guys

how do i get moararararararar kills

i want to be

[real quartz]

my vissors looking kinda suspicous

[thorny jewel]

aqua fps

[real quartz]

ii scaved back into my own raid

[thorny jewel]

but i dont want to be poor

[thorny jewel]

why so wide

[real quartz]

widescreen monetor

[thorny jewel]

why

[somber wadi]

W I D E

[mental tartan]

Anyone care to explain

[thorny jewel]

the tarkov man hates you

[mental tartan]

Yup

[real quartz]

man came spraying down the stairs abbd they second his gun peaked a frame of me i got eyed

[somber wadi]

i like the rare drops

[real quartz]

sheesh

[somber wadi]

ikr

crazy

[thorny jewel]

damn dat 5 bolts gonn make me act up

thats like 100k

if bolts are worth anything\

[somber wadi]

bolts are 10k last time i checked

[thorny jewel]

last wipe they were 20-30k

[thorny jewel]

still 50k

that's good

[somber wadi]

not found in raid tho

[thorny jewel]

fucjk

[somber wadi]

so its like 25k

[thorny jewel]

then idk use it one the hideout

[somber wadi]

yeah

[thorny jewel]

craft a grenade or the other box thingy thingy

[real quartz]

sheesh got half my kit back since i ´the cheahter dindt take ittt

[tropic blade]

fuck you santa WHY MUST YOU TRY AND MURDER ME

[thorny jewel]

skill issue

[real quartz]

lets laugh and point at this man

[thorny jewel]

hahaha

[tropic blade]

Santa trying to ruin my credit score

[thorny jewel]

zamn

i am mentally challenged

don't question my choices

[tropic blade]

this shit is so fucked

[real quartz]

yep

[thorny jewel]

no helmet no hat no face cover?

CRINGE

[real quartz]

i got a helmet

[thorny jewel]

good

[thorny jewel]

I said don't question my choices

[lunar geyser]

anybody jealous?

[thorny jewel]

not really

[thorny jewel]

• face shield so you wont get corona

[chrome hedge]

where

[lunar geyser]

6 gas ans tho lmfao, reserve @chrome hedge

[thorny jewel]

like cool

[chrome hedge]

where u find them at

[thorny jewel]

the only usefull thing i see is the gpu

[shrewd quiver]

This Santa looks a bit weird

[thorny jewel]

blast him in the back

[lunar geyser]

it was a joke about people struggling to find their gas ans, i wasnt actually asking lmfao

[thorny jewel]

wait BACK OF THE HEAD THE HDEAD

[thorny jewel]

but hey you got a fpu

[shrewd quiver]

I got shot after taking this photo

[thorny jewel]

it's nothing to scoff at

the gpu not you getting shot

[real quartz]

scav karma is so profiteble

[thorny jewel]

yes

that's why i say that scav on scav violence is cringe

[real quartz]

shit spawned my 2 intel in my last 4 raids and now i get scav with sexy hatt

[thorny jewel]

but i am guilty of killing a few sscavs

[real quartz]

same

[thorny jewel]

i am not proub but once i got 1 mill from a guys corpse

[real quartz]

iim still at 4,7 tho

[thorny jewel]

like in item value

[real quartz]

damn sheeesh i feel bad for him

[thorny jewel]

feel bad for me

i still have negative scav karma

[real quartz]

oohh nooooo get that up

[thorny jewel]

im trying

[real quartz]

look at mmy smecy scav

[thorny jewel]

it's like from that meme

[real quartz]

this could be u but u shooting

[tropic blade]

the fucked part aside from the santa situation is that killing scavs that shoot at you but haven't killed anyone is the same as killing innocent scavs

[thorny jewel]

*go fuck some bitches (racial slur that starts on n) *

im tryinnnng

[real quartz]

just git good

[thorny jewel]

med tools,sugar,ump and some bs

also fold the stock on the ak if you can

it pains my eyes

[opaque barn]

Can’t

[thorny jewel]

pain

[real quartz]

ewwwwwwww

[thorny jewel]

eat the food if you can

except the sugr

dont eat surgerr

also why do you people like helmets with visors

[real quartz]

idk i feel safer

[thorny jewel]

just wear the penis helmet

sgood & reliable

cheap

[real quartz]

nah caimen is my kinda tea

[thorny jewel]

and you feel like a RAT\

THE TRUE KINGS OF TARKOV

i keep clicking on the fucking slash key and it's getting annoying\

FUCK

[real quartz]

damn

what level are u?

[thorny jewel]

13

only 2 lvl

s

[real quartz]

damn i 1 am level away from my goal

[thorny jewel]

(im not a good player)

[real quartz]

fair enough

[thorny jewel]

i hate quests

especially from jaeger

[real quartz]

dont worry me too

[thorny jewel]

WAHT THE FRICK

[real quartz]

this one especely

[thorny jewel]

ur lvl 34 wah hjow

[real quartz]

quests

[thorny jewel]

life is pain

[real quartz]

and raider farming on labs

[real quartz]

yep this one aswell

[thorny jewel]

just let me get lvl 2 jaeger you fat fuck

[real quartz]

lol

[thorny jewel]

some of his quests dont even give you rep

like WHY

[real quartz]

yep

[thorny jewel]

if i cut my foot off do i still have to do the quests from jaeger

[real quartz]

i agree

[real quartz]

ofc jageer dont care

[thorny jewel]

i want to smash jaegers kneecaps

with a mace

[real quartz]

same

[thorny jewel]

but me and mechanic are homies

[real quartz]

you wonna know what i hate more

[thorny jewel]

like his starting quests are not that annoying

also rag male

[real quartz]

this game i lost 4,5 mil to a glich

[thorny jewel]

and the rapist

[thorny jewel]

i have 4 mil in my stash rn

damn

[real quartz]

rapist is a bitch

[thorny jewel]

i would be devestated if i lost 4 mil

cant wait for 6:30 to hit

[paper frigate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747266359087333417/925908687426551888/unknown.png

[thorny jewel]

so i can go to the shop and buy some sour gummy bears

[real quartz]

damnn i cant wait 2 min till i get my scav case back

[thorny jewel]

nice

[mystic swallow]

Probably one of the cleanest scav looks I've ever had. I always get the ones with the sandals lmao

[thorny jewel]

hope you get a red key card

[real quartz]

then i would have my labs card filled

[thorny jewel]

Bsg

please remove jaegers quests

too hard too dumb too dumb again and stupid

[real quartz]

just wait till you see the adidas suit quest

[thorny jewel]

kill killa 100 times

[fleet geyser]

this key any good?

[real quartz]

yes

[thorny jewel]

that's even worse than every jaeger quest

you just get a piece of clothing

[sleek hatch]

very good supposedly

[versed holly]

Bsg plz remove “easy job” part 1 & 2

[real quartz]

if you like lighthouse keep or sell for a spupid amount of mone

[fleet geyser]

cant find anyone doing runs for them

[thorny jewel]

if you lvl jaeger you can get ap -20 and flechettes

[fleet geyser]

cant see if they have any good loot

[thorny jewel]

and the funny saiga

[real quartz]

witch ones are ez job again?

[real quartz]

not bad

[thorny jewel]

well let's see if wendys nuts smack you in the face

jokes aside

good scav case

2 military items

[real quartz]

yep somehow mil filter is 130k

[thorny jewel]

you almost got a full gearset

you only need a headset and a armored rig

maybe mags

if u a pussy

i only bring boolets

btw 35 minutes untill i get my fix

gummer bearsrs

[somber wadi]

lighthouse god tier

[thorny jewel]

a true gentleman

using a glock 17

no helmet

buut atleast you have a face cover

[somber wadi]

yes

[real quartz]

oooo

[somber wadi]

im using 6b5 class 4 rig

[thorny jewel]

#nomaggangidontusemagsimnotapussylikeseriouslyyoureallyusemags?youcanthityourshots

[real quartz]

i need more flash lights

[thorny jewel]

get a mp5

you can fit 4 or even 5

[hot ledge]

I think you can do the most with a MPX and one of the weird handguards

[somber wadi]

mpx

[thorny jewel]

replace mp with se

[digital timber]

Not a terrible drop lolbetter than the rest of them so far

[sleek hatch]

legendary?

[thorny jewel]

not to brag

[digital timber]

Nope Rare!

[hasty fulcrum]

my last rare drop from todays drops.. i am halfway towards legendary drop ill let you guys know what i got

[somber wadi]

ok how

[hasty fulcrum]

tf

[thorny jewel]

https://gyazo.com/409ffee5a06989a00fe4a789102fd9aa

wtf lol

[steady delta]

Clean yo stash!

[hasty fulcrum]

oh believe me it is cleaned, just not the guns

and the 3 rigs there

and i also dont wanna move anything in my stash right now.. dont need to loose more stuff than i already have

[somber wadi]

my stash be like

i cant be bothered to sell shit

or move stuff

[hasty fulcrum]

my ocd rn 🥲

[somber wadi]

lmao

feels bad

[frozen heath]

You had to to take a SS but not heal?

Mmmm

Did you survive

Oh

[wraith musk]

oof

[frozen zealot]

dude less than 10 mins in shorline each time makes good money

[hot ledge]

Shoreline is indeed starting to be a money map for me

Weird considering I used to hate it with passion. New exfils make life a LOT easier on it.

[somber wadi]

is this key really worth green

[hot ledge]

Hell if I know. I've played lighthouse as a scav like twice and that's it

[finite fog]

ive seen crazy shit spawn in it

like double bitcoin virtex just wild stuff

[somber wadi]

wow

[final narwhal]

Less than 5 minutes of lighthouse can make millions

[somber wadi]

and there are several of those cars on the map too...

[final narwhal]

Just one I think

[chrome hedge]

How are u able to get all of the drops

[final narwhal]

A specific car

[somber wadi]

oh nvm

yeah its only one of those ones with the key but there are many that look like that

[somber wadi]

noice

interchange?

[unique vapor]

Yesum

[somber wadi]

all maps seem to have really good loot atm

[unique vapor]

as it should be

[jade oasis]

someone is upset

[frozen zealot]

does hand drill go into junk box?

[unique vapor]

what did ya do to him damn

[jade oasis]

i killed him on shoreline

[unique vapor]

seams legit

[chrome hedge]

Yes

[sleek hatch]

must be new player from fortnite

[unique vapor]

my collection grows

[chrome hedge]

Don’t disrespect Fortnite

[hot ledge]

Wait, can you actually find that rifle like that? Where, I wanna gets me some?

[vital elbow]

We were on customs and made a scav army with the other player scavs

[unique vapor]

naw thats my r700 preset

[hot ledge]

Dangit. I got excited it was like one of those M4s that can spawn in USEC camp at the car or on the sniper perch

[unique vapor]

yup

[somber wadi]

one tapped a man with my glock

[finite fog]

the blicky

[thorny jewel]

😄

[somber wadi]

noice stuff

[thorny jewel]

i had a lot of bt in some of the mags in the blackrock

oh and don't forget the ap-m 366

[final wolf]

wtf

[dire musk]

Someone go buy this pls

[thorny jewel]

[thorny jewel]

skill issue

[final wolf]

what

[dire musk]

I’m just afraid out my damn mind it won’t sell lol

[thorny jewel]

its bc of twitch

[sleek hatch]

how much was the fee on that like 100M

[fleet geyser]

rip that fee lmao

[crimson stirrup]

it will

[dire musk]

10M FOR FEE

[fleet geyser]

lmao

[thorny jewel]

?? how

[dire musk]

and thats what 31m looks like

[fleet geyser]

21 mil for red

kinda cheap

[dire musk]

31

[fleet geyser]

thats what you got

-10mil from fee

[dire musk]

its all i need, its gonna buy me solar/bitcoin3/heating3/collector3

and 40 gpu's

[fleet geyser]

oh you haven't maxed hideout yet

[dire musk]

i dont play enough to justify it trying to grind it for more $$$

i work 14 hour days cause im a fuckin military recruiter

so pulling in free bitcoins is fine for me

[forest grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922583229184229437/925995115158315028/Screenshot_1956.png

[unique vapor]

how original

[thorny jewel]

"we do a little trollling"

[forest grail]

A massive amount of trolling

[unique vapor]

Jarvis show me the pic from 2018 of the same gun

[thorny jewel]

my boy waht the fuck

why lasers

use flashlights

i can see i can see everything

[forest grail]

they are rangefinders

[thorny jewel]

TAHT IS A RANGE FINDER?

[forest grail]

LMFAO

[thorny jewel]

waht the fuck

[forest grail]

THERE ARE 2 OF THEM!!!!!

[thorny jewel]

i still like waht you did

because you have a scope for long range fights

and a red dot for close range fights

and also we cant forget the red dot for close range fights

im eating gummy bears

im feeling good

[fleet coyote]

dude i got the cookies pog

[thorny jewel]

i cant eat chocolate

it makes me feel like shit + my teeth hurt after chocolate

[thorny jewel]

You have massive balls

[forest grail]

ho?

[toxic nexus]

I'm eating sardines in hot sauce, sweet snacks are weird

[thorny jewel]

a week ago

i ate sprats in tomato sauce

i died to reshala

• crackers

stupid gaurd

not bad combo i can tell you

[toxic nexus]

Aw yeah, I'm eating them on wasa crackers

[thorny jewel]

fish from can + crackers = (95% of the time) good combo

[fleet coyote]

okay

have a bite then

[thorny jewel]

yes

bro im from poland

i have the rubber belly perk from fallout

[fleet coyote]

that does 1d4 psychic damage bro

[thorny jewel]

lead*

[fleet coyote]

ouch

[thorny jewel]

we survived germans and ruskies

• idk how dnd dmg works

[fleet coyote]

+ratio

+yb better

[thorny jewel]

+i had sex with your dad

+im christian

[fleet coyote]

+your mom

[thorny jewel]

+ration
+your ip adress

+dont care

[fleet coyote]

+you're mad

[river echo]

poles are cool, i have a bromance with the best pole ever

[fleet coyote]

+192.168.0.1

[thorny jewel]

we are also extremely racist,homophobic and xenophobic

most of poles are

[river echo]

im aware

idek what xenophobic is, frankly because: i do not care

so i support poland in that

[thorny jewel]

xenophobia = hate on people from other countries

[river echo]

oh ok i thought it was crazy hamburger sexuality

[thorny jewel]

so basically russia,germany,romanians,turks and every other country we dont like

[river echo]

cannot forget americans brah

[thorny jewel]

but turks have good kebabs

[fleet coyote]

this is how u eat a bigmac

[woeful rover]

is this a typo?

[river echo]

nope

about what 9m in roubles for that conversion

[dim harbor]

yo guys this is the second time i wear this tactical rig and after a raid it disappears from my stash or from my pmc when i wear it. has this happened to anyone?

[river echo]

yes, ive seen people lose docs cases today

[dim harbor]

damn

[river echo]

i think its actually so funny

chances are they wont replace any of it cuz battlestate does not care

[proper comet]

just when i dont need it anymore

[dim harbor]

it pissed me off bc i had a bunch of mags with m62

[thorny jewel]

one guy lost 4.5mil worth of keys

and elipson

[dim harbor]

LOL

[river echo]

yeah i think that shit is so funny

ballstate wont replace it cuz they dont care and cuz it would be too much work

like fixing the servers is too much work

why do you wanna fix them when they can naturally roast hot dogs

[thorny jewel]

everything is too much work

for bsg

[proper comet]

its over

[river echo]

russian devs be like

[thorny jewel]

polish people be like

[river echo]

[thorny jewel]

yea i sat in my chair for 4 hours watching fuck for all i know

time to take a 2 hour nap

[river echo]

bro go to sleep

its 7:38 for u

[thorny jewel]

7:39

[river echo]

if you said 4 hours watching that then chances are you stayed up

go to sleep please

[thorny jewel]

that was a joke

some people just do nothing

[river echo]

goddam poles arent funny sometimes

[sand flare]

did they buff safes? just got these two from the same one

[thorny jewel]

true\

bro 90% of our jokes are about germans,russians and sex

or war

[last grove]

bro thats crazy

[thorny jewel]

or 3 people walk into a bar

[strange elm]

where were those safes you looted?

[river echo]

whats wrong with germans tho

[sand flare]

boneralert44

[thorny jewel]

😐

ww2

and football

atleast i think it's also the second one

[river echo]

they arent that bad

[thorny jewel]

i know

but i'm mad because some mf stole my mom's coffee

but germans are not that bad

oh also we joke about ukranians

[river echo]

its your moms coffee, not yours

[thorny jewel]

i forgot about them

[river echo]

chill out

[thorny jewel]

honestly i dont know why we dont like ukrainians

[river echo]

discount isle russians

[thorny jewel]

*belarussian