eft-chat

[final wigeon]

She games more then me lol I got work

[surreal moth]

i find quite a lot interesting it seems

[surreal moth]

that’s how it’s supposed to be

[final wigeon]

True

[fickle kite]

how do you make her a SAHM? I wanna make my wife a SAHM

[amber igloo]

Oh so your just a different slave, my wife works

[final wigeon]

God I wish I was the stay at home dad

That would be dope

[amber igloo]

Or here me out, we just buy $1000 employed millennials edition

[final wigeon]

Lmao

With my hours I could probably justify that

[amber igloo]

God Speed

[surreal moth]

@sharp sandal did you see Axel x post on pmc karma and does that make ANY sense to you 😭

[sharp sandal]

Yes

He's absolutely right.

[amber igloo]

I don’t think that these streamers understand that their livelihood’s depend on us the “UNHEARD” that keep the fucking lights on at BSG

The true believers

[fickle kite]

People have been complaining about this game since it like first came out

[spare pumice]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[fickle kite]

yet nobody has been able to copy it and people still play it

[amber igloo]

Yup so shut up steamers and keep begging for donations

[fickle kite]

Even COD tried copying Tarkov and couldn't

[amber igloo]

Aka eat bag of dicks

[mild viper]

You mean twitter

Also yeah

Thats silly

[surreal moth]

what is pmc karma then

[fickle kite]

What's twitter

[sharp sandal]

rn just the basic thing that decides who partizan targetrs

[amber igloo]

Dick Gobbler Social

[sharp sandal]

It was supposed to be a hidden stat would increase/decrease if you killed PMCs of your own faction

It would have been developed further

But BSG half-asses features so meh

[surreal moth]

yeah that never was implemented to my knowledge, it’s just a system to try and stop campers but like no one cares

[weary hare]

Pmc karma not needed

[sharp sandal]

It was.

[mild viper]

Yeah it really isnt

[sharp sandal]

A very basic version was implemented.

[fickle kite]

LMAO

One of my daily tasks on Arena is "Claim at least 2th place"

[mild viper]

2th

[sharp sandal]

2th

[fickle kite]

twoth

[amber igloo]

I wish they would add the ultimate streamer item, to finish kappa you have to find the “bag of dicks” and the. Eat it in raid

[mild viper]

🦷

[ember forum]

offlining on Shoreline finally

[surreal moth]

huh

[ember forum]

also, the compass doesn't work on Woods I figured out lol

literally it doesn't move at all

[surreal moth]

it doesn’t work period

[mild viper]

Compass...

[ember forum]

at all?????

[weary hare]

Compass ?

[mild viper]

You mean the thing you sell

[surreal moth]

you don’t need it and it’s positioning is global i believe

[ember forum]

it worked in offline for Shoreline for me

[mild viper]

[ember forum]

oh

[surreal moth]

however some have said not even that works

[ember forum]

wh

[mild viper]

Why would you ever need a compass on woods anyways

[weary hare]

I did not know there was a compass

[surreal moth]

it’s a special slot item like a range finder

[ember forum]

I just wanted it in general but didn't know it was useless basically lol

[surreal moth]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/EYE_MK.2_professional_hand-held_compass

[mild viper]

Its also expensive

[weary hare]

Compass nah I got all of woods memorized same with all the maps

[ember forum]

I mean its helpful for being certain of what direction im going in offline raids since I lose my orientation easily

[mild viper]

Same except for streets

[mild viper]

Rangefinder is also a silly item

[surreal moth]

compass won’t help you ever 😭 you’d get more confused trying to figure it out

[surreal moth]

yeah they didn’t give those items as much utility as they could have

[weary hare]

Yeah same with those maps

[ember forum]

why are the cardinal directions in this game so fucked

half of the maps are like inverted

maybe its from them trying to work them together into open world?

[weary hare]

How many raids in ?

[ember forum]

<100 lol

[mild viper]

Just realised your group is the casulties unknown peoples

🔥

[weary hare]

Yeah you got a long way to go mud

[surreal moth]

i’m

[ember forum]

my autistic ass loves games where you experience grievous bodily harm and manmade suffering barely within comprehension

[weary hare]

Just keep running the maps

[mild viper]

Plink

[wicked rain]

bro i might be a benelli main

[final wigeon]

Such a fun gun

[ember forum]

ive made more progress than I have in the past at least but a lot of that is from arena I won't lie lol

[weary hare]

And if you can't learn in pvp cough cough just play a few of that mode of the game

[ember forum]

at least in terms of leveling

I've gotten more tasks done than ever before tho

[mild viper]

Was made so much better after you could put flashlights on it

[sharp sandal]

gregtech time

[mild viper]

Enjoy

Pierogi time

[ember forum]

what Ii've been doing is offlining the maps with a map on my phone and just getting familiar wiith each extract, seeing what they look like, then I'll do a few without any map and extract without it

[wicked rain]

shit is so fun throw som magnum buck in and its menacing

[weary hare]

That to i guess

[weary hare]

I forgot about that mode bgl

[ember forum]

so far I've learned customs, woods, interchange, ground zero, and factory, but those last two learn themselves really lmfao

[weary hare]

Better learn reserve

[ember forum]

I can't go to it yet, the game wants me on shoreline for now

[weary hare]

Shoreline ain't bad

[ember forum]

I gotta locate the port terminal

also my trader rep is lower than it should be I won't lie

[weary hare]

Down on the coast

[ember forum]

ive got a good amount of hideout stations done tho

at least for now ig

[ember forum]

west or east side?

or just the middle?

[weary hare]

Fuck if i know

I got off the left and right backwards and forwards

[ember forum]

the problem is that left and right are relative to where YOU'RE facing lol

unless you just mean on the static map itself

im pulling it up anyways, Im guessing its near loot island maybe

[weary hare]

Nah further down away fron tunnel

[surreal moth]

gregTECH

[weary hare]

Near where goon squad will touch you

Or sanitar if you go boat exfill

[harsh shell]

? the port to terminal is over near the railroad extract

[mild viper]

Which gregtech tho

[harsh shell]

dont get too close to it

[mild viper]

Pew pew

[weary hare]

My map knowledge is redneck style fr

Don't trust me I only got 1.6k hours almost 1.7k

Im a little timmy

[ember forum]

so the southeast side

got it

[civic widget]

You aren't a timmy

you're a timothy at that point

[sick axle]

This gps thing legit or it a joke?

[weary hare]

I am

[civic widget]

slight upgrade

[ember forum]

apparently it's legit

[weary hare]

Chud timmy

[civic widget]

Oh its legit

[sick axle]

Oh hell yeah

[civic widget]

Much to our dismay

[sick axle]

Finally

Na I’m glad

[weary hare]

Wait GPS? I need answers simply

[civic widget]

Im not, but I'll wait to see how its implemented before I complain

[ember forum]

on one hand I don't mind not havnig to learn the maps but on the other I think that the game having a big skill gap based on map knowledge was interesting

and it nullifies that kind of

im wondering how it'll work too

[weary hare]

Yeah mud you gotta wait like 5k to 10k hours to be considered avg I think

[ember forum]

maybe it'll be an item you can lose in raid and have to buy back?

who knows if it'll even be cheap at all

[sinful cypress]

i cant find any radar stash parts im playing pve and reserve im killing rogues and looting them but they never have them?

[sick axle]

For you people with thousands of hrs in game ye you gonna be annoyed but I just wanna enjoy the gunplay and looting. Havnt got enough time to google where things r and learn the maps it’s too tedious for newer players

[hardy sail]

its a chance to have them

[weary hare]

I ain't annoyed I'm probably not gonna use it

[ember forum]

honestly its as simple as "run to opposite side of the map you spawned on, hug the wall if you need more help"

[spice bane]

its a chance thing, usually ive gotten 4 a raid, but once i only found 1 so

[weary hare]

Boys how many hours before your considered good at the game

[storm burrow]

All of them

[ember forum]

I feel like it varies from person to person but generally at least 500 imo

[weary hare]

Fair enough

[ember forum]

and that's loose even then

[sick axle]

Yeh yall know the maps off by heart your at no disadvantage lol

[weary hare]

500 is timmy hours

[civic widget]

Hours dont signify skill

But at 1k hours you should be able to hold your own

[weary hare]

Fair point

[ember forum]

exactly

[civic widget]

I'd say 1k+ for non-beginner

[ember forum]

there's games with transferable skills to this one

[weary hare]

Not me lol

[civic widget]

anything above 2.5k should be seasoned atp

[ember forum]

especially now that extraction shooters are more popular than ever

[weary hare]

I died to a scav today

[ember forum]

even if Arc created a lot of false ideas about what they are

[civic widget]

but like the learning is still ongoing

im at 5k something still learning stuff rarely

[ember forum]

what head protection did you have on bruh

[sick axle]

Ye purely just to know how to escape. Learning where what loot is where is a completely different ball game for newbies

[ember forum]

what was it that hit you

[weary hare]

Ulach

[civic widget]

Trial and error

you run a raid and notice where stuff spawns

you memorize

and over X amount of raids you notice patterns

[ember forum]

admittedly, I wiill say, I don't know HOW the fuck people figured some of the quest locations and such out in this game before it had a wiki and shit

[sharp sandal]

Trial and error is kindof the entire thing behind Extraction Shooters.

[ember forum]

like when it first came out

[civic widget]

that's pretty much the whole point of the game

[ember forum]

oh naw dude wtf 😭

[civic widget]

no point trying to shortcut around it either

[ember forum]

you can't be letting that happen to you

I can say that I haven't been killed by scavs, so, I got that on you

[sick axle]

Like I said before it’s all easy for em to say it now but it’s only took em thousands of hours to get there

[civic widget]

Naturally

[weary hare]

Hey I'm as timmy as anyone else here

[sick axle]

I can’t possibly do that and enjoy the game

[civic widget]

but for some reason the new players seem to think that they deserve to not put in the same amount of effort

and get the same results

which is baffling logic

[ember forum]

true, that's the game though isn't it tbh

[civic widget]

hence the casualization of this game over the past few years :)

[ember forum]

"ERM WIKISLOP"

[civic widget]

game is as easy as ever so when people complain about it being too hard these days its pretty funny

[ember forum]

what exact changes make it so much easier now

[civic widget]

Praise wiki

[ember forum]

like overall

[civic widget]

Got everyone to where they are fr

[ember forum]

im not saying there are not any, the opposite really, but im just not sure what all happened

[weary hare]

Ngl I was stupid and bought a standard on steam then learned i had an old eod this game somehow still takes my money

[ember forum]

Arena is definitely one part of it

[sick axle]

Things have changed lol. Now you just get 1 tapped from spawn cuz people that have no job know too much

[civic widget]

God dont remind me of Ref

[weary hare]

And now I need to get unheard edition

[civic widget]

Ref definitely made it infinitely easier

[weary hare]

I want my 20 percent xp boost

[ember forum]

I do like that Arena made it less grindy for me to hit flea for the first time I won't lie

[civic widget]

Flea market with its soft requirements, hideout is super minor so idrc about those changes they're kinda nice

[ember forum]

that's not to say I'd use Arena to unlock it in future seasons

but it's a good way to prime someone on the game I think

[weary hare]

And I want to play dress up sim with bear and usec options

[ember forum]

especially since you can use Arena for SOME sort of practice at least, I guess

[civic widget]

meds in containers again is annoying because I like looting stuff off the people I kill, I want containers pretty limited unlike now

the ammo change was nice tho

[ember forum]

familiarize yourself with the game's feel and mechanics in a low stakes environment

[civic widget]

true

i wish arena was fun though

but it IS good practice

[ember forum]

Arena is honestly a good game when everything is as it should be

[civic widget]

i just th ink it has zero business having an exp link / transfer system

[sick axle]

Na I don’t want a full handed to you map. Atleast you have to explore to open up the map

[ember forum]

but the servers are total dogshit

and the skill gap is ridiculous

[civic widget]

^

[ember forum]

some of the ammos in that game just shouldn't be in it at all

[civic widget]

skill gap is ridiculous bcs there's no mm

[sick axle]

Yes lol

[ember forum]

.338 lapua for example

[weary hare]

Arena is pain i was stuck for a good 2 months on to great heights

[civic widget]

its very convoluted indeed

[weary hare]

Pt3

[random sphinx]

I'm absolutely thrilled with the performance on Streets. It's fantastic.

I don't like the way you're going after Activision/EA, ripping off your players with the Unheard Edition, and that's why I won't even accept this edition as a gift.

This is just my personal opinion and is not an excuse or call to hate on the Unheard Edition—just to be clear.

But the performance on Streets is absolutely brilliant. Please keep it up 💪

[ember forum]

teamfight is the only gamemode that REALLY sticks imo

[weary hare]

I think i just have a skill issue

[sick axle]

I don’t know much about tarcov but being someone that can’t put much hrs in you at a hell disadvantage just from being level blocked over getting the better guns

[ember forum]

bait...?

[sick axle]

Same

[random sphinx]

Nope

[sharp sandal]

Why tf are you posting this again

Didn't you post this earlier?

[civic widget]

performance has improved over time this is true

[sharp sandal]

oh def

[weary hare]

How do I change my tag from bear to usec

[sharp sandal]

Performance has increased a shit ton compared to ~8 months ago.

[random sphinx]

but deleted for scam ?? idk 😄

[sharp sandal]

spam.

Yeah.

[random sphinx]

But that was not scam - my honest opinion so idk

[stiff karma]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[ember forum]

Im still wondering how unity 6 will feel and look and everything

idk if anyone has played on the ETS

[sharp sandal]

Well.

ETS should still be live.

[ember forum]

I don't have storage for it rn :[

[chilly laurel]

Has performance increased significantly?

[weary hare]

Is icebreaker on ets

[ember forum]

are you saying its good or were you just saying well

[ember forum]

no lol

[sharp sandal]

It runs somewhat well, yeah.

[sharp sandal]

Ofcourse not lol

[weary hare]

Aww

[sharp sandal]

Unity 6 will still require optimization and further improvements as time goes on

[ember forum]

I heard it was like a 10% increase in performance apparently from now?

[sharp sandal]

Thats why its probably still on ETS

[sharp sandal]

Smth like that, yea.

[weary hare]

Hope it release during summer break

[ember forum]

well that's something I guess

we'll see

[glass path]

Bro dying to players with a kd under 1 fucking pisses me off, like theres no way i just got killed by this sub human garbage

[weary hare]

Wanna play it before college

[ember forum]

does progress cross over to ETS? Or is it a fresh character?

[sharp sandal]

Fresh character

But it has a preset account

[weary hare]

1kd is good now I think

[sharp sandal]

So you should have a metric shit ton of stuff alr.

[sharp sandal]

igh bro chill

[ember forum]

nice

[harsh shell]

whats with people and calling other people subhuman on tarkov lmao

[ember forum]

honestly I think I won't have too much trouble picking up Shoreline so far

[weary hare]

I think after they added where scavs dont count before I reset i had a 1.6kd or 2kd

[surreal moth]

like in raid coms?

i rarely hear people void now

[glass path]

lmao mb, just lost 2 spare parts on woods, shits rough

[harsh shell]

no i mean like stoog says subhuman everyday

now shnord is saying subhuman

[surreal moth]

cause stoog is a jerk

[harsh shell]

its rather funny

[surreal moth]

just ignore him

[weary hare]

It's tough I'm out here pleading for the 4 man to let me go in factory

[rare zodiac]

Can you kill the people on reserve as a scav and not lose karma?

[weary hare]

Reserve is an ffa

Everything for themselves

[rare zodiac]

So I wouldn’t lose karma for killing rouges?

[sharp sandal]

damn

[weary hare]

I've been killed by scavs as a scav 10 plus times by now

[surreal moth]

it happens unfortunately

[surreal moth]

use #lfg-info

[weary hare]

A man like me hasn't duo or trio or quad or 5 stack in 3 months

Im a lonely little feller

[surreal moth]

well start finding friends silly

[weary hare]

No

[surreal moth]

okay

[weary hare]

Last time I got killed from one of my boys grenade and it's to loud they just out here running

While I'm listening

[harsh shell]

i have a solution to this

"yo can you shut the fuck up for a second"

[weary hare]

They never do tho

[harsh shell]

????

[surreal moth]

COMS COMS

always respect coms

if they can’t, kick em from the group

[weary hare]

Me and the 4 other chuds running around you on interchange

[surreal moth]

you would die one at a time

[weary hare]

Yes that's what happened

That 2 man was very happy that day

[harsh shell]

dawg

who are you

[grizzled scroll]

[weary hare]

He joined today rysko

It's bot or bait

[harsh shell]

well he surely isnt a bot i gotta know who this individual is bro

i dont even

ive played hell let loose once on epic games

i know my main acc got hacked but i dont think he would join hell let loose and say i like kids

[grizzled scroll]

you dont have any proof of this

if you do, post it in #discord-mod-mail

[weary hare]

Wtf am I watching

[tender mortar]

??event

[reef condor]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[grizzled scroll]

dont witchunt here, its against the rules

[weary hare]

Medal clip or sum

[harsh shell]

lad

[grizzled scroll]

any proof at all of what you're saying is true?

[mighty geyser]

literally any kind of proof

[harsh shell]

super turbo mega troll

[grizzled scroll]

you cant just call someone a pedo with no proof

[mighty geyser]

throw it in modmail if you have any

[grizzled scroll]

lol

[mighty geyser]

otherwise stop accusing users publically

okay

[harsh shell]

not to mention i am a minor lmao

[mighty geyser]

now move on

[harsh shell]

17 years old lad

[surreal moth]

interesting

[harsh shell]

got unlucky with who he chose i guess

[weary hare]

Yeah he ain't mean no harm

[surreal moth]

anyways what’s for dinner

[grizzled scroll]

chicken rice and asparagus

[harsh shell]

pizza

[rotund brook]

this was his second time doing something like this. hes gone

[grizzled scroll]

why

whats the point

[surreal moth]

he’s GONE

[grizzled scroll]

being a dick?

[rotund brook]

nah specifically saying stuff like that in eft-chat

[mighty geyser]

literally copy and paste message

[grizzled scroll]

yeah but why even

[rotund brook]

yea

[grizzled scroll]

like calling someone a pedo can ruin their life

[weary hare]

People are chuds catfinda

[rotund brook]

oh yea why does he do it? idk man people are weird and disgusting sometimes

[fickle kite]

who was he accusing

im late to the show

[weary hare]

My boy rysko

[mighty geyser]

doesnt matter

[rotund brook]

yea we are moving on now

no more discussion

[surreal moth]

[harsh shell]

im js tryna get machinery key

[weary hare]

Aight

[surreal moth]

cats

[mighty geyser]

true

[surreal moth]

thank you

[weary hare]

Why are there so many cats and cat pfps in the eft discord

[surreal moth]

because cats are amazing???

we share our mutual love for cats

[weary hare]

Fair enough

[surreal moth]

it’s a way to connect to one another, quickly

[mighty geyser]

why do you think hideout cat has been a want for years

[surreal moth]

shared interest

[light torrent]

Hideout cat :D

[weary hare]

You boys and girls make a good point

[surreal moth]

it’s like a mini gif

[weary hare]

[wicked rain]

like bro like bro the BENELLI IS CRAZY GOOD

[surreal moth]

why how

[weary hare]

What hideout cat would you pick 🤔 i need a brown with black stripes

[wicked rain]

i just keep getting free lvl 6 kits w the benelli

[wise fossil]

what ammo

[weary hare]

Benelli is a gun that is good then bad like sometimes I think it's faster then other times I use it

[wicked rain]

magnum buck and flachette

[wise fossil]

legs?

[wicked rain]

im ripping thru tagilla masks somehow lol

i just got two in the same raid

[mighty geyser]

+1 neck hitbox crashout

[wise fossil]

ya

[surreal moth]

you shoulda seen my neck hitbox today 😭

wait i recorded it

[harsh shell]

wait this guy has a fir val he might have opened marked for me

[arctic osprey]

i saw sheefgg say tagilli masks are bugged atm

[polar delta]

you cannot take any damage on shoreline

[mighty geyser]

the state this guy left rysko in

[surreal moth]

#videos message

[polar delta]

because the goons will come and hunt you down if youre ever caught healing

[surreal moth]

rip

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[surreal moth]

you’re back

[sharp sandal]

mhm

[surreal moth]

burrito time

🌯

[polar delta]

who designed this event

[surreal moth]

me

[polar delta]

can I put you in a container

[sharp sandal]

LMAO

[wicked rain]

like a display jar or a coffin

[surreal moth]

or a to go box

[polar delta]

a wooden crate

[eternal wing]

why is there a 8.5m match making time?

[fickle kite]

burger

[surreal moth]

that might be the reason

[eternal wing]

does no one play pvp?

[fickle kite]

waht sever

[eternal wing]

oce

[fickle kite]

lol

[harsh shell]

select singapore and malaysia

[eternal wing]

borther

[harsh shell]

keep oce on but dont expect much from it

[eternal wing]

wont the rtt be waaay to high?

[fickle kite]

"why is queue 8.5m" - posted from middle of nowhere

[polar delta]

the worst part

I need to do shooterborn and the last map is shoreline

but two minutes into the raid the goons have already killed every pmc

[bold iron]

why cant i transfer from arena anymore?

[harsh shell]

tarkov has annoying ass desync even on low ping. i run singapore and malaysia from oce and it doesnt really cause me any issues

[polar delta]

it makes me want to bash my skull in

[tawny berry]

did you complete to great heights pt 3

[spare pumice]

oce queue isnt thaaat bad

[bold iron]

no

did they update it?

[spare pumice]

everyone is at work and school still

[tawny berry]

pretty sure you need to do something along those lines to transfer

[harsh shell]

that too

[bold iron]

ive transfered before

[tawny berry]

yee

[harsh shell]

time and day matters

[bold iron]

why bro

[tawny berry]

idk so you cant transfer a bunch of shit at level 1 maybe

since everyone complains arena is p2w lol

[fickle kite]

need to finish great heights part 3

i think

[bold iron]

i dont even have it

[final wigeon]

Then get it

[bold iron]

wait a minute i already did it this wipe

but when i go to arena it says i havent

[keen mango]

Yep

[odd oak]

Nikita is russian Peter Molyneux btw

[bold iron]

im very confused

[fickle kite]

who 🦉

[bold iron]

i think my games bugged

[fickle kite]

I broke your game

[bold iron]

does arena wipe??

[paper perch]

No

[keen mango]

No

[fickle kite]

I thought it did on occasion?

[paper perch]

Yeah when 1.0 came out iirc

They rolled back TGH and I think did an inventory wipe

[bold iron]

how do i fix

[paper perch]

but skills, progression etc. stayed

[harsh shell]

bro its so fucking weird seeing prestige dogtag and the guy has like 200 hours

[fickle kite]

do the quests all over again

[harsh shell]

im more mad about that than anything

cause before id see prestige and be like oh yeah that guys actually okay

[bold iron]

which ones i dont even see the one i have to do

[harsh shell]

shits just a normal dogtag now lmao

[fickle kite]

do them all

[wicked rain]

i killed a lvl 63 yesterday who still hadnt prestiged i think its a principle thing

[bold iron]

how tf did it wipe i still have all my rep with ref what happened

[odd oak]

who who?

[bold iron]

bro

[paper perch]

Best way to go about prestiging would be do to one for each ending imo

[bold iron]

i gotta do like 3 hours worth of quests to use ref

[wicked rain]

welcome to the club

[fickle kite]

I wiped it, idk man try restarting your game or somethin

[brittle crater]

Actual owl in the chat

[keen mango]

Kitty

[harsh shell]

who?

[brittle crater]

[bold iron]

im looking on the wiki i dont have any of the tasks that lead to great heights part 3

im so fucking confused

[fickle kite]

did u do balancing part 1

on main game

[bold iron]

yes i already had all of it done

[fickle kite]

submit bug idk

[brittle crater]

Me when I have the Orb of Confusion™ in my pocket

[sharp sandal]

[bold iron]

the only tasks i see are balancing part 2 provide viewership arena business and professional fitness

[bold iron]

does this have something to do with seasonal pmcs

[paper perch]

no

[bold iron]

what tf do i do

[fickle kite]

dude.

professional fitness. How did you check the wiki?

Professional fitness needs to be done a bit before great heights

brother is drunk

[brittle crater]

Reading is very hard, okay

[bold iron]

yea it is

so my ref tasks partially wiped i guess

[brittle crater]

It takes a lot of skill to put letters together and understand them

[bold iron]

i love bsg

[brittle crater]

BSG loves you too ❤️

[tawny berry]

i think if you hadnt completed TGH when they changed it, it reset all your progress to the first task ?

i forget exactly it was a few months ago

[crude violet]

Took me 2 weeks but I finally finished escort

[fickle kite]

Yeah they reworked the TGH quest line so if you hadn't completed part 5 then it reset you back @bold iron

[fickle kite]

now hire an irl escort

[crude violet]

What for

[bold iron]

awesome

god i hate playing arena

[wise fossil]

then dont fucking play it, grow up.

[fickle kite]

then play the game without transfer ez pz

[final wigeon]

transfering is for noobs anyways

[harsh shell]

some pscav pulled up on dorms earlier and just like tried to bait shots for 6 years

and then he finally peeked and got headshot instantly

W gameplay

[fickle kite]

They should add a debuff to the game if you sit in a corner for longer than 30 seconds your head literally explodes irl

[final wigeon]

the longer you sit you get like a food debuff

eats your food and water faster

[fickle kite]

your game actually wipes back to level 1

[final wigeon]

we gonna see so many people with lunch boxes in their backpacks after we kill them

[surreal moth]

yep

[fickle kite]

There's an arena task where I have to kill 5 people with nades and 5 people with flashes

SERVER CONNECTION LOST ON MY LAST GAME FOR THE WIN QUEST ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

REEEEE

Reconnected and won the game cuz im the goat. Advertising business part 4 done

[brittle crater]

Whoa why are LH players on demon time tonight 😭 😭

Was talking to some dude and he legit goes "Why do you sound 30"

Homie if you're in here, your kit is mine now

[livid tulip]

gotta love dying to cheaters, so fun. Never getting this 10 survival achievement

[civic widget]

it'll happen naturally

you wont even notice it

[muted storm]

who who who

[livid tulip]

peaked at 9 lol

[civic widget]

but is he wrong

[muted storm]

bro i am starting to hate Discord, why is this shit doubling my messages so often

[brittle crater]

😭

Bruh™

[granite token]

I think you might sounds 30

[brittle crater]

Yeah so I have been told

[granite token]

unc

[fickle kite]

get 30 kills with an RPDN 💔

on teamfight 💔 💔

[brittle crater]

It will be you one day

[harsh shell]

i should probably go find my salewas instead of just like running around pvping hoping the quest does itself

but then again

[mild viper]

Was gonna say thats rrally easy but teamfight

[harsh shell]

peacekeeper gave me a daily to kill 11 pmcs

for a salewa

so maybe it will do itself

[mild viper]

Murder

[harsh shell]

i just killed a timmy who had a 70 stack of t45m1 for his ak-74m

[brittle crater]

Just loot them off the players you kill

[mild viper]

[harsh shell]

and i think his headphones were on backwards

ran up behind him and he just started aiming and strafing infront of him

no one was infront of him

[mild viper]

Have done that before...

[harsh shell]

bro he had 2 fir noodles

[mild viper]

Big

[harsh shell]

i already got my noodles i just have to feel bad he doesnt get them

he will never find noodles again

[mild viper]

They are pretty common on gz

[harsh shell]

nah cause hes gonna need noodles

things dont exist when you need them

they only exist if you dont know you need them, or if you already have them

[civic widget]

Underrated map lowkey

its pretty decent at 21+

[harsh shell]

yeah

[civic widget]

Ppl give it a lot of shit but its loaded

[harsh shell]

only thing i dont like about gz is the MG building

[civic widget]

yeah it aint much fun to play but...

[harsh shell]

cause its just 1 way up and down

horrible to push

i like fighting everywhere else tho

[civic widget]

MG building is so cancer

i just dont like that people rat in a random corner

[brittle crater]

GZ is lowkey fun depending on your spawn

Some spawns are rougher than others

[surreal moth]

well each spawn you have to play different, in regards to how you rush and what you’re looking out for

knowing the spawns is crucial

[livid tulip]

either see nobody on streets or im dead from a random window lmao

[brittle crater]

There is no in between

[harsh shell]

lowk confused

heard a really big fucking gun across woods

died to it

[surreal moth]

nice

[harsh shell]

death screen says RGD

[surreal moth]

so someone impacted you

[harsh shell]

no RGD was thrown or landed near me

and it was on the literal other side of the map

there was no explosion

[surreal moth]

well

that’s what you died to

[muted storm]

Me.

He died to mem

[surreal moth]

i think the loud sniper on the other side of the map was just over there

and someone impacted you

you just didn’t hear it cause the audio is awful sometimes

[weak hedge]

Just returned after half a year, did they fix transit alt f4?

[harsh shell]

no yeah im looking at it ive been blown up actually

idk how there wasnt a noise on the nade pull

[surreal moth]

yes it’s gone

[harsh shell]

guy was right infront of me

[weak hedge]

thanks

[harsh shell]

i will go next

actually i probably just didnt hear the nade pull over the fucking deafening ass gun being shot

[surreal moth]

well it could have been thrown from a big distance or he could have just pre pulled it and waited

in the shadows

for an unsuspecting rysko to come along his path

[muted storm]

🙂

[harsh shell]

well no i saw him sprinting with a gun out lmao

it was just after i saw him this RPD starts going off

[surreal moth]

well that’s new information and also, there could have been another you didn’t see

[harsh shell]

shit happens

im pretty content with not hearing a nade over an RPD anyway

[surreal moth]

pmo

[harsh shell]

at least i didnt die to like

some guy taking flight

[tall citrus]

does stash value include loose currency?

[surreal moth]

[surreal moth]

probably but idk tbh

like that is value in your stash technically

[tall citrus]

and does stash value mean sold to vendor value or bought from vendor value

always wondered that

i suppose the way to check would be to sell something and if the value is the same then its sold to vendor value

[surreal moth]

go do it and tell us what you find out

[tall citrus]

im in bed lol

[surreal moth]

or @stiff marten will know

ency my beloved wake up

we need you and it’s very important and worth disturbing your sleep over

[tall citrus]

thats on federal

[calm nest]

just slaughtered 3 giga timmys on interchange

i feel bad but i need TD2 kills

[tall citrus]

they deserve it

[surreal moth]

true

they need to learn the lesson that bigger gear doesn’t always save you

[muted storm]

everything is on federal

[vagrant sequoia]

[surreal moth]

meow

sorry i’m not a furry

[muted storm]

even my mom is being carried by federal

[tall citrus]

we got federal fans coming out of hiding

[surreal moth]

he’s in my dreams help

[muted storm]

Federal doesnt have fans

[muted storm]

peekaboo bitch!

[surreal moth]

let’s start a fan club

indubitably

[muted storm]

I am under your bed bro, why is there a crusty sock here @surreal moth

[surreal moth]

OK

take geon back

[muted storm]

No.

@glad wadi you are free of schizophrenia until july 1st

[surreal moth]

july 1th

[muted storm]

firth

filth?

[surreal moth]

fermented butter

[agile stag]

did they add new lighthouse spawns?

[calm nest]

dude they were all in a row walking and i blew the ring leaders head off

the instant panic

[muted storm]

black tomato

[agile stag]

did they add new pmc lighthouse spawns and make northern checkpoint available for everyone?

[sharp sandal]

It looks like it, yea

[maiden robin]

I’m at a wall

[surreal moth]

northern checkpoint is now like southern checkpoint

[maiden robin]

I keep dieing bc my ammo sucks but I can’t buy better ammo

[brittle crater]

After the 1st it comes back 😭

[surreal moth]

if you spawn at northern you will still have northern

[brittle crater]

Stronger than ever

[surreal moth]

and i believe they made the extraction zone much larger but still in that back nook

[agile stag]

lowkey thats sick

[surreal moth]

much better change

[agile stag]

finally lighthouse is slowly becoming a good map

[reef ether]

What they messing with now

[surreal moth]

also you can spawn on the beach next to it, you can spawn in train station or in the back of it, too and other random spawns across the map

[agile stag]

i spawned at the train station and was like wtf

[reef ether]

Stop being weird

[sharp sandal]

Fed does

[agile stag]

shi is actually a crazy spawn i fw it

[sharp sandal]

He has over 450 scav runs this wipe

[muted storm]

yes

[maiden robin]

How am I supposed to get batter ammo if I can’t level up

[surreal moth]

i have like 10 scav runs this prestige tho

and i’m level 40 so that’s NOT bad

i told you i’ve been doing less and less every wipe

[brittle crater]

Loot weapon crates

[surreal moth]

W me

[maiden robin]

Then I try and shoot someone and I mage dump their chest and it doesn’t kill them

[surreal moth]

don’t worry about that, just do tasks and you WILL level up

[surreal moth]

aim face

[brittle crater]

That's the problem, you need to shoot their face

[vagrant sequoia]

opachki

[surreal moth]

don’t aim chest lol

[agile stag]

use leg meta ammo or shoot the face

[brittle crater]

Stalker gaming

[muted storm]

You seem to like the pp19, unsure though.

[maiden robin]

Yeah but I fucking suck

That’s the main issue

[muted storm]

dont suck, just do

[brittle crater]

If you have Arena, just train on there

[maiden robin]

Or is 9x19 just bad

[muted storm]

dont pull this shit and ur fine

[maiden robin]

Don’t have it

[muted storm]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[brittle crater]

🥲

[muted storm]

dont do that and u be aight

[maiden robin]

What does that mean

[brittle crater]

Arena helped me get good with guns I used to suck at

[spare pumice]

what was the update for?

[muted storm]

check the clip

[sharp sandal]

The edition bonuses @spare pumice

[spare pumice]

gotcha

[maiden robin]

One tap

Should I use the m882 the game gave me to start with or m855

[surreal moth]

listen

[muted storm]

read actually but aight

[maiden robin]

Do whatever

Aim for face

[surreal moth]

yeah that’s what i said

[maiden robin]

I wish I could mod my guns tho

The normal m4 stinks

[surreal moth]

that’s the beauty of tarkov you can have cracked gear but still be taken down by a naked man with a mosin

[surreal moth]

you gotta unlocked workbench

lvl 1

find the parts

[native crag]

you motherfuckers just sitting at weather station waiting for people to do their quest are actually so fucking annoying on god

[maiden robin]

I need the multitool and one of each of the other parts

[native crag]

you "people" deserve to get flayed alive

[vagrant sequoia]

Sorry, was replying to someone on telegram. Its a chad gun, and it sounds sick in gamma

[sharp sandal]

i need my shooter born

[surreal moth]

you can buy the multitool

[sharp sandal]

What can i say

[surreal moth]

W

he’s smart

[maiden robin]

I thought of that as I said it

From who tho

[surreal moth]

just right click, and search

related

[muted storm]

It is a kewl gun, lemme search to see the sound of it rq

[surreal moth]

i got you, pewpewpew click single fire pew pew … pew pew

[maiden robin]

I only have 3 traders and I don’t think any have one

[surreal moth]

okay you need to do more of the story task line lol

it’s mechanic i believe

do “the tour”

[maiden robin]

I can’t find any of the damn medkits that therapist wants

[surreal moth]

the salewa

keep searching, you can craft them in med station

and there should be more tasks to do

and idk if that’s related to the story actually

[muted storm]

Ooh, that sounds fuckin spicy ngl

[surreal moth]

i can’t remember it’s allways just been a task

[vagrant sequoia]

I can just clip it one sec

[muted storm]

Yeeeah

[sharp sandal]

fuckin blyatscav on the right there

[torn whale]

what mods do you have in it

[muted storm]

didnt even notice him lmao

[blazing plume]

??circle

[reef condor]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[vagrant sequoia]

Its stalker gamma so its like 300 mods

[maiden robin]

I’ve asked the 3 I have and they give me stuff for maps I don’t have

[vague shuttle]

Servers broken? Stuck in after raid screen with a losing circle

[surreal moth]

just alt f4 and game reset

[surreal moth]

these are better questions for #beginners-chat these are very early tasks

[torn whale]

so just stalker gamma right?

[craggy venture]

Is ice breaker out yet 👀👀

[sharp sandal]

No?

[craggy venture]

I’m invested 👀

[vagrant sequoia]

YEAH

caps

[torn whale]

aight ty

[craggy venture]

😢

[vagrant sequoia]

I usually add some of my own mods to it but I only recently redownloaded it so want to make sure its stable first

[craggy venture]

Stalker such a great game

So good to the point there’s a minecraft varient for $8

[gleaming crystal]

can someone explain the difference between search and attention

[wicked rain]

i got SLAP rounds lets go

[livid tulip]

stick a thumb in it

[calm nest]

holy shit why is 1 AM IC so many timmys

i feel so bad

[surreal moth]

what is stalker is it like tarkov or road to vostok

[wicked rain]

its like stalker

[surreal moth]

nice

[muted storm]

stalking

[wicked rain]

good game try it

[brittle crater]

From what I remember, both just determine how fast you loot something

[wicked rain]

gave some inspiration for tark along with dayz and others

[surreal moth]

the wiki has great definitions

[gleaming crystal]

the description is practically the same why are they even separate lmao

[surreal moth]

you’re asking the wrong questions

[wise fossil]

attention makes the white dot show up on the screen when ur near an item

search is for looting containers

[gleaming crystal]

thats perception no?

yeah thats perception

[wise fossil]

perception used to have a hearing buff

[craggy venture]

Rtv is lowk buns

Icl

[gleaming crystal]

idk man skills need a rework

[craggy venture]

Can lvl 1 not be pmcs with disabilities

[tawny berry]

don't worry skills rework is coming with 1.0

[gleaming crystal]

2.0?

[tawny berry]

imo 2.0 is the real tarkov 1.0

and at the tokyo game show im pretty sure nikita did mention skills rework for 1.0 and uhhh it never happened yet and they just mentioned it again on the last tarkovtv

[wise fossil]

really?

[vagrant sequoia]

Arguably the most immersive open world survivial game you'll play

[tawny berry]

its coming with the arena ranked rework in november 2025

[vagrant sequoia]

the mod that is

[tawny berry]

any day now

[wise fossil]

according to the skills, leveling melee increases melee reload speed

[tawny berry]

LOL

[surreal moth]

PvP or E?

[vagrant sequoia]

e

[surreal moth]

i’m fine with pve

interesting

[vagrant sequoia]

However its got really good AI

[tawny berry]

8 yr old placeholder content in a 1.0 game

[surreal moth]

it’s set in russia or similar?

[tawny berry]

bruhhhhhhh

playing tarkov and doesnt know stalker

stalker is set in chernobyl but its even more fucked up

[vagrant sequoia]

Set in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone

But like, theres crazy shit going on there with mutants and people trying to control the area because of artifacts

[surreal moth]

this sounds very cool

[tawny berry]

tarkov feels like stalker but multiplayer imo

[vagrant sequoia]

Also every NPC is fully simulated

so if you see a guy called Vlad Gregorvich, he will go around the map doing whatever tasks he has. Living the same life you do basically

[opal grotto]

is there a mod that can join pve 30

[odd oak]

are you shitting me Fed

[native crag]

i gotchu wassup?

[frank brook]

lmk if you need extra help

[surreal moth]

i’m sorry 😭

[opal grotto]

can you join so i can explain

[frank brook]

[opal grotto]

pve trio 30

[muted storm]

didnt know we got secret mods here wtf

[frank brook]

[native crag]

yeah bro like secret shopper same shit

[muted storm]

didnt know some Mac is a mod. Thats who has muted me like 3 times I net

bet*

[surreal moth]

who?

[opal grotto]

i need a mod to join before i time out

[frank brook]

cares/asked

[muted storm]

ip grabber i bet

[surreal moth]

what’s the issue

[muted storm]

me.

I am haunting his dreams

[sharp sandal]

If you need a moderator for something.

Go via #discord-mod-mail

[late mirage]

?

[sharp sandal]

@knotty musk

Go help this poor man

[brittle crater]

Butch is busy eating his breakfast rn

Which consist of baked beans, burnt toast, and a half fried egg

[vagrant sequoia]

Nah after I saw he fucking lathers his pizza with mayo, the UK disowns him

[brittle crater]

He WHAT

[calm nest]

unfortunate series of events

[vagrant sequoia]

I mean like legit fucking smothering that shit all over it too

[brittle crater]

Please say sike right now

[calm nest]

backing away from killa i ran into a PMC in mantis

[brittle crater]

Bro

[calm nest]

whom was wearing an altyn

and AP 6.3 didnt cut it

[brittle crater]

Sad times

[calm nest]

hes got a hell of a headache though 4 9 mil to the head

[brittle crater]

@knotty musk Are you really putting Mayo on pizza bruhv

[sharp sandal]

Here

[muted storm]

the one on the left is what butch eats

[sharp sandal]

a Classic Butch Pizza.

#eft-chat message

[brittle crater]

It's actually real 😭

I am legit dying right now

[muted storm]

ok what the fuck

[sharp sandal]

Bro has Pizza with a side of man spunk

[brittle crater]

Someone call 911

[muted storm]

I thought it was a joke all.this time

[calm nest]

brits put mayo on fries and it was good

[surreal moth]

??br

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1357862181311615208/N50ll0g.png?ex=67f1bf33&is=67f06db3&hm=ea8a8942b7eea52effa8b85950c0cfed7ace61fc267342834a1660ab4334887b&

[calm nest]

so they think putting it on any other food is good

[sharp sandal]

This is purely butch lmao

[muted storm]

a fuckin, ma-zza or whatever the fuck would u even call that

[soft haven]

those are gonna have to be s tier fries

[vagrant sequoia]

I mean it as a dip is ok but like

[muted storm]

The Butch Special

[surreal moth]

labys is glitched lol heard it a few times

[vagrant sequoia]

Hold the fuck on actually

[muted storm]

ill hold the on

[vagrant sequoia]

people are shitting on mayo, yet isnt there a fucking american guy that literally showers in mayo

like

[muted storm]

what

[sharp sandal]

BIG ED

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/big-ed-cry-gif-23355300

this guy

[muted storm]

OHHH

[sharp sandal]

where is his neck

[vagrant sequoia]

fucking mayo man

[muted storm]

Mayo man lmao

[sharp sandal]

mf looks like an Ark Survival Evolved character i'd have made by just fucking with the sliders

[muted storm]

#SponsoredBySalvest or sum, idk the mayo companies other than the one estonian one

[surreal moth]

lmaooo

as an american no one likes him

[chilly laurel]

[sharp sandal]

no image/gif perms is horrible isnt it

one day

[chilly laurel]

yes

[surreal moth]

i think butch physically deleted his pizza picture from earlier

must have been too embarrassing

[sharp sandal]

I literally posted it

[brittle crater]

Nah fuck that

[sharp sandal]

Are you daft

[surreal moth]

i didn’t see it

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451

[brittle crater]

This chat don't need image perms bro

We can't have a single civil discussion

[chilly laurel]

If there’s no Icebreaker tomorrow, I’m gonna die that’ll be the best event ever 😭😭

[chilly laurel]

[calm nest]

im about to hit test drive 3 before finishing golden swag and BP depot

[surreal moth]

of all the things

[calm nest]

im so fucking good at task progression

[surreal moth]

hey cranberry juice is pretty good tho

[calm nest]

surely wont catch up to me

[surreal moth]

apple jacks!!

[rigid flax]

Cran-pineapple is goated

With absolute

[sharp sandal]

#eft-chat message

[rigid flax]

I’ll be going kookoo bananas

[vagrant sequoia]

xyph just got muted lmao

[surreal moth]

butch did it, had to be

UNCALLED FOR 🚨

[sharp sandal]

yeah zepp

mute fed instead

[surreal moth]

me and zep are tight

@reef condor sup homie

[chilly laurel]

MMMMM GIVE ME THAT (enjoy your meal hihi)

[wicked rain]

stop bringing rpgs to factory

[wise fossil]

h-hi

[surreal moth]

why not

[wicked rain]

wow i killed 3 ppl

[odd oak]

@surreal moth I am tempted to rename you to "doesnt know what Stalker is"

[wicked rain]

i kill 3 ppl in 5 seconds with a usp then get rpg

[brittle crater]

Real af

[surreal moth]

impossible

i am the unchangenameable

[wicked rain]

fkn dumb

[muted storm]

unnamechangeable

changeunablename?

[surreal moth]

this has got to be the worst name yet

[sharp sandal]

ffs i still have to level the 6L70 in arena

[surreal moth]

6 what 7 ?

[muted storm]

if only it could be longer

[sharp sandal]

Ak-12 / 6l70

[muted storm]

6 7
🤷‍♂️

[vagrant sequoia]

Im actually gonna add it to automod to give a 1 day mute

[muted storm]

Lmao

[surreal moth]

oh shit

discord. nitro

it auto mods that

[vagrant sequoia]

you'll actually get banned

[muted storm]

lmao

[surreal moth]

there’s so many ways to beat it

six seven

6️⃣ 7️⃣

you’re gonna need an expert on this

[vagrant sequoia]

!mute 1452005001143779540 fafo

[reef condor]

✅ Muted federaloffender67 indefinitely (Case #206518) (user notified with a direct message)

[sharp sandal]

LMAO

[muted storm]

kekw

bros loopholing

[vagrant sequoia]

stop interrupting my stalker experience

[muted storm]

Are you a Lieutenant Colonel or Colonel, mr sir colonel

we must specify

[vagrant sequoia]

THE

colonel

[muted storm]

No further questions, thank you sir o7

[vagrant sequoia]

!umute 1452005001143779540

well