eft-chat

[unique agate]

so far ive enjoyed the ak101 the most

[royal sinew]

30 sec queue on shoreline im so gonna get fucking instakilled off spawn by some dude

[nova niche]

everyone whos used my guns said they ran well

[unique agate]

even though i died that raid to aimpunch

[willow berry]

give me a build

[nova niche]

fuck hold on

[sour stag]

goon corner

[mild viper]

Ds3 mentioned

[willow berry]

[mild viper]

And danganronpa, ik what you are...

[royal sinew]

i feel naked w/o my chain bro

[calm nest]

USEC PMC brags about new paycheck like a Blue Flame won’t send him back to his level 1 hideout

[willow berry]

im caught

[nova niche]

preferred caliber?

[willow berry]

545

[nova niche]

ok

i may have a premade one already

gotta check

[unique agate]

MP9 raid over i got sniped

next gun

[royal sinew]

USEC mfs talkin bout sum "ROGs aint shit" watching me (BEAR) lob a nade into terragroup cuz one of them yelled at me.

[royal sinew]

grabs Smg
plays outside

[dusky mason]

what's the forecast for icebreaker ?

[unique agate]

im doing the event?

[dusky mason]

this week end ? right after the 21st ?

[noble briar]

fuck

[floral edge]

kia sorento

[unique agate]

next gun

[mild viper]

Smg on woods my goat

[noble briar]

my internet is so ass

[floral edge]

anymore advancements in the drip department now that ive just got home

[nova niche]

no i got sad realizing i had to buy stuff again

[light torrent]

I had the most peaceful possible raid as a scav on the rogue-infested Reserve. Not a single soul fired a single shot

[floral edge]

[unique agate]

choose gun for my next raid on reserve

[royal sinew]

ew i bet u run AXMC mp7

[mild viper]

Yippee

[nova niche]

i want this fucking attachment

[surreal moth]

stop whining

[visual portal]

rpdn, suppressed

[nova niche]

but idk who its from

[surreal moth]

just buy it

[light torrent]

Yippee!! Peace in our time

[mild viper]

Just an smg no backup lol

[unique agate]

alright

[floral edge]

surely we ask nikita for a stimulus check

[nova niche]

it says it exists

[surreal moth]

i’ll buy one for you

[nova niche]

not on flea or trader

[floral edge]

which attachment?

[unique agate]

dont have much ammo for 7.62x39 but ill try

[floral edge]

erm

[mild viper]

Ive ran sako usp

[floral edge]

let me check arena

[willow berry]

uh

[nova niche]

uggghhh

[royal sinew]

stay away from me freak

i dont want whatevre you have

[dusky mason]

[mild viper]

Alot

[nova niche]

it really completes this build

[willow berry]

skier

[floral edge]

lets see it

[royal sinew]

mmm scav callout no scav i love tweaking

[light torrent]

My stash is overflowing again. Tarkov giveth

[floral edge]

i fuck with it

[fallen sage]

whats a good budget scope

[royal sinew]

#screenshots message rate da G36 of fucked up looks

[light torrent]

That looks like a gun from ALIEN

[mild viper]

Fire emoji out of ten

[floral edge]

here

[nova niche]

not there

[floral edge]

2nd chunk of tac map

[nova niche]

gods damned it

[floral edge]

so likely a ref item

[royal sinew]

god tier stats btw

[nova niche]

@willow berry this is ur gun

[royal sinew]

0 recoil beamer

[royal sinew]

😭

[mild viper]

😭

[royal sinew]

3x

not a 2x

[willow berry]

omg

[royal sinew]

a fucking 3x

[nova niche]

yeah, a 3x, to see further? duh?

[floral edge]

stoogs just a meta chud

[willow berry]

time to go reserve

[royal sinew]

dude TS pmo i put on my lucky shirt and im lucky again I WANNA USE TRACKSUIT

[nova niche]

one of my best guns

[surreal moth]

yes

[royal sinew]

NOW IM CONSPIRACYING AGA-

[surreal moth]

that thing for so well

[royal sinew]

i hope you die

[floral edge]

when are we 5 stacking with your builds

[willow berry]

[tacit rain]

why is christmas stuff spawning i just got an ornament off shturman and found a santa beard in a duffle bag

[royal sinew]

never got removed

[nova niche]

some of my others

[floral edge]

wheres the beasts

[calm nest]

Santa beard is still a thing never seen an ornament drop tho

[floral edge]

the aks

[honest tusk]

XP % changes are so lame. do better bsg.

[willow berry]

i killed a guy using that uzi before

[nova niche]

def wasnt me cuz i havent ran it yet lol

[royal sinew]

are you the one designing reshalla's guns?

[nova niche]

no, reshala wishes he could be me

[royal sinew]

is that why he had a 34mm MDR?

[nova niche]

u know what

new gun time

@floral edge pick

[floral edge]

sylvias applying to be in charge of gunsmith tasks

mm

[willow berry]

he had leg rounds and tried to leg me across the map

[floral edge]

sr 25

[calm nest]

Gotta have a random 1x under the scope like that one build

[floral edge]

no

[nova niche]

hm

[floral edge]

gunsmith tasks are cheesed dogshit

[calm nest]

Mechanic just needs that useless 1x under the scope

[floral edge]

sylvias builds are functionable

[nova niche]

tan SR or black SR

[floral edge]

you pick

[glad wadi]

i died

[nova niche]

ill flip a coin

[barren tapir]

Tan

[calm nest]

M110 for the drip factor

6 different colors

Tan lower, grey upper, black handguard

[nova niche]

wait a sec

hm

[noble briar]

my game is just constantly at 500 ping bc of these shitty ass servers

[glad wadi]

[surreal moth]

ak 545

[calm nest]

I actually love fighting Kaban

[royal sinew]

can u run new arena attachments in arena?

[calm nest]

Almost died yesterday because Gus pushed me and ate a 993 to the mouth point blank

[surreal moth]

i can tell the future #eft-chat message

[calm nest]

Screamed as I cycled the DVL

[floral edge]

they are thinking

[unique agate]

rpd raid starting now

silenced ofc

[royal sinew]

im so pissed i did spa tour in 1 raid this shirt is lucky

[calm nest]

Lemme see it

[surreal moth]

weak

[calm nest]

That shit better be built for recoil

If I see an ergo grip and non-PRS stock

[unique agate]

stock is slimline and grip is canted

[unique agate]

built it the way my customer ordered it

[surreal moth]

your customer

[glad wadi]

stupid MXLR ratted me

[surreal moth]

you died to a single shot gun

[vital sail]

smart mxlr

[surreal moth]

pathetic

geon time for factory

[unique agate]

bro stood still in tarkov😭 🙏

[glad wadi]

same

how did u know

[surreal moth]

ok

[vital sail]

Better than dying to deagle with mjolnir

[glad wadi]

i did factory

[unique agate]

cuz we are interlinked

[glad wadi]

[surreal moth]

i should take the lightrail and get pizza

someone feet me

feed

[floral edge]

Excuse me?

[vital sail]

me and the boyzzzx

[nova niche]

it

is done

[surreal moth]

i’m still hungry

[glad wadi]

whats sanitar spawn chance

hes pissing me off

[surreal moth]

8

[nova niche]

it is long so hard to screencap @floral edge

[glad wadi]

wdym 8

[floral edge]

Unlike either of us

[surreal moth]

idk i just said a number

[royal sinew]

why is it so offputting but works

[surreal moth]

thought it might make you go away

[nova niche]

you all write off my builds

[vital sail]

looks like a firearm

[nova niche]

but they are always proven

[floral edge]

There are many srs but this one is mine

[nova niche]

ok

[surreal moth]

now you see the power of the super ultrawide

[nova niche]

someone choose anothr gun

[surreal moth]

ak 545

[north cove]

why is there terrorists like fattyc_mloads RAGE hacking ON FACTORY GODDAMN

[floral edge]

Ahem

[royal sinew]

AK308

[surreal moth]

NO

[unique agate]

one pmc down already

this thing fucks

[vital sail]

Blicky

[unique agate]

irons are bad tho

[surreal moth]

easy

use a

[unique agate]

20 durability on my t6 plate

[nova niche]

ok i cant finish that SR yet i gotta unlock the black variant of that stock

but its saved

[surreal moth]

can you make a cool x17

GOD

[vital sail]

Suppressor longerthan the gun

[barren tapir]

Do the yellow tape pistol grip

[surreal moth]

“cool”

you’ve pmo now chud

[glad wadi]

he said cool

not disgusting

[surreal moth]

geons got my back

[vital sail]

Now now

[surreal moth]

and my feet

if he wants them

[barren tapir]

Stubby mdr with long barrel and a drum mag

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

geon

[barren tapir]

34mm scope with a raised 1x and a ranger finder

[surreal moth]

geon

[barren tapir]

It’s art

[vital sail]

geon

[surreal moth]

stubby MXLR when???

[nova niche]

this was when i was playing with vani and akog and got randomly shot at

[stiff marten]

Supressive fire indeed

[vital sail]

quantity over quality

[surreal moth]

she killed it whatever it was

[nova niche]

I didnt hit a single shot but i scared the dude and held him down for vani to kill

[surreal moth]

oh

[floral edge]

I killed it

[surreal moth]

you wish

sorry

[nova niche]

arna time

[vital sail]

Fym it

[surreal moth]

do you even play

[vital sail]

theyre human aswell

[nova niche]

not anymore

its a corpse

[vital sail]

corpse

[nova niche]

vani killed good

[vital sail]

corpse husband

[nova niche]

what?

[surreal moth]

corpse bride

[nova niche]

i got feds

[surreal moth]

my WHAT bro

[vital sail]

you dont know corpse husband?

[surreal moth]

stop robbing me

[nova niche]

its a person?

[vital sail]

straight boomers here bro

[nova niche]

my assault class makes me chuckle

[surreal moth]

i might have dementia

[nova niche]

look at him

[vital sail]

The among us pro. With the deep ass voice

[visual portal]

You could fit one more stim in there

[nova niche]

no clue

[visual portal]

why not

[stiff marten]

Not much lately

[nova niche]

never watched among us stuff

[royal sinew]

fucked up lookin gladitor

[vital sail]

Dont pmo bro

[nova niche]

could fit 2

[floral edge]

its honestly a goated strat

full auto rpd with no muzzle brake, give them an epileptic seizure

get the kill as they're stunlocked

[surreal moth]

my class is yellow rain jacket and sun hat

[unique agate]

rpd raid successful thanks bro got my radio thingy and dropped a pmc

taking it to streets

[surreal moth]

PLEASE add cowboy gear bsg i wanna larp as a cowboy so bad

i want boots and a hat and a new revolver

[unique agate]

cowboy hat and mustache would like to call you

[surreal moth]

give me a 10 gallon hat and assless chaps

[unique agate]

and the RSH bro thats the big iron

[nova niche]

@floral edge look

at my child

[floral edge]

looking

[nova niche]

my chud

[surreal moth]

goblin

[nova niche]

my little chud

[glad wadi]

3 rogues down

[sacred zephyr]

🤠

[surreal moth]

half gnome

[royal sinew]

ok seriously how the fuck do i use the gridlock handguard in tarkov

ive been fiending over them for so long i dont get it

[unique agate]

edit preset and mod your gun bro

[nova niche]

Lemme guess

no cross faction clothes in Arena

[royal sinew]

fuck yourself

[floral edge]

he looks silly

[floral edge]

yes

sadly

[nova niche]

typical BSG

[surreal moth]

dang

[nova niche]

omfg

[surreal moth]

omfg

[lament notch]

bruh.... watching the PvE chat is crazy. They think they're good or some shit lol

[floral edge]

fuck this shit

sylvia

get on vintage story

[nocturne steeple]

[surreal moth]

[nova niche]

look at my other non chud assault child

[surreal moth]

his name is definitely like derrick

[floral edge]

now look at my chuds

[nova niche]

my two mostly survived the purge

[royal sinew]

#screenshots message

[surreal moth]

no

[floral edge]

why is vc so dead today

[royal sinew]

im unhappy to say this is a working gun

[unique agate]

because vcing with random strangers is dangerous

[floral edge]

i mean the vc with all my friends that are in my computer

[nocturne steeple]

[burnt crest]

anybody know who is using the name insane_bro? dude has 12k hours 6 prestige

[floral edge]

i dunno

i just post cat pics man

[nocturne steeple]

he sounds pretty insane

[hollow rock]

god I forgot setup needed mp shotguns, I just went on a fucking rampage at 3 story dorms 😩

[royal sinew]

@nova niche is it on par with your builds yet #videos message

[floral edge]

speedsofter special

[royal sinew]

the recoil is 57 172 and the ergo is 67,5 😭

its actually fucking insanely good

[frank brook]

[royal sinew]

i hate it

[glad wadi]

oops i just killed a duo

[royal sinew]

IT WORKS SO WELL BRO WHY

[nova niche]

I mean I guess

but u painted it goofy to be goofy

thats just silly

[royal sinew]

its a goober gun

[willow berry]

i got 2 with it and lived

[floral edge]

something people are missing

[frank brook]

canted irons ❌ canted red dot ✅

[floral edge]

is that sylvia builds them for actual use

[royal sinew]

w/o paint it looks like shit

[nova niche]

with what

[surreal moth]

you’ll never guess why

[floral edge]

not goofing

[willow berry]

the build

[royal sinew]

who says i cant

[nova niche]

see

works

[willow berry]

the mag saved me

[surreal moth]

nice

[floral edge]

guns go into 2 categories

you? goofing

[nova niche]

yall laugh

[floral edge]

sylvia? usable

[nova niche]

but im an expert

Im sure stoogs is usable

[royal sinew]

wanna bet i can topfrag with it tho

[nova niche]

but he didnt need to paint it

[floral edge]

not really no

[royal sinew]

its VERY usable

[nova niche]

[floral edge]

what isnt on arena

[royal sinew]

#screenshots message

[royal sinew]

look at the stats

[floral edge]

ive had a shorty bone stock model 1 with irons that is fine

[unique agate]

finally fucking stashing quest done

[royal sinew]

the video showed the recoil. its basically non existent

so when do we get to use the attachments (handguard) we earned

inside of arena

ITS M4 ONLY???

GOOOOOG

[south smelt]

servers are shit again or is it me? i got kicked out mid raid for "server connection lost" but my ping was normal and i cant recconect back

[royal sinew]

the new handguard only works on M4 base 😭

[floral edge]

gg

[royal sinew]

u have to swap ur M1 base to M4 for it

[unique agate]

ive had a lot of crashes today

[royal sinew]

thanks arena

[glad wadi]

what is Rogue Intel Maps

[unique agate]

its from goons

on shoreline only

[royal sinew]

knight

he has it

[quaint sable]

Mr mod i need help with something

[south smelt]

i had no crashes but its weird i got kicked out mid raid and now i cannot connect back

[paper perch]

I was in such a good game of Arena and I just got booted since the server shat the bed, wallowing rn

[unique agate]

im dead on streets to some random 20 raids guy

[floral edge]

what

[south smelt]

server died for u too?

[glad wadi]

event task?

just took it off a pmc

[mossy iris]

yes

[surreal moth]

it’s probably out of context don’t listen to him

[royal sinew]

ye

[paper perch]

Yeah I was mid-match, goated team, winning and now I'm getting waffle stomped

[royal sinew]

ok im ngl the new gridlock handguard is so cool imo its worth removing my M1 upgrade

[south smelt]

i got kicked out like 19 minutes left in customs raid and i cannot recconect

[paper perch]

Yeah I couldn't reconnect to my match either, I think the servers in some regions just collectively shit the bed

[royal sinew]

i made an off-brand spear lmfao #screenshots message

[south smelt]

bro thats fucking ass

im gonna permamently lose my shit cuz im gonna go MIA

[crude juniper]

same

[south smelt]

bye bye korund vm and flux

[crude juniper]

was about to extract

[unique agate]

backend error

[royal sinew]

might aswell disconnect and hope u get ur insurance

[south smelt]

and comtac 6

[unique agate]

i think servers are ggs

[south smelt]

if i dc from the raid it wont come back i think

[royal sinew]

it does. DC = "death"

[vague zodiac]

Its alright its just a kit you can easilly get another kit

[south smelt]

im lvl 18 so not rly

and i suck at pvp

[vague zodiac]

Same boat here

I have nearly 13 mil now

[south smelt]

350k scraping the barrel here

[vague zodiac]

Its alright if your running solo you'l get better just remember movement is key never sit in the same spot

[glad wadi]

just survived a headshot while looting

thank you helmet

[paper perch]

ITS DONE IT AGAIN

[vague zodiac]

Its alr i recommend night raids

[paper perch]

[vague zodiac]

I survived a headshot whilst in pvp dorms earlier and cuz of thst i own a tier 6 mcx kit with quadnods now

[glad wadi]

AS VAL is so goated

[royal sinew]

BRO HOW THE FUCK IS MY FUNNY BUILD BETTER THAN MY NORMAL BUILD?

HOW DID I MANAGE THAT?

😭

[south smelt]

bro i cant even dc from the raid

[vague zodiac]

Once the raid timer runs out your character will die so if its insured it will come back iether way

[south smelt]

Bro wth happend

i got the shit from my raid like i exfiled? But i got dc

[royal sinew]

server shutdown= autoexfil*

[civic widget]

^

[south smelt]

oh aigh

[royal sinew]

i once got a TKPD cuz of that

[harsh crow]

Has there been any screenshots of the new clothes coming at all? I saw some on the stream.

[noble briar]

WHY IS MY PING AT 730

WTF

THESE SERVERS ARE RIDICULOUS

[harsh crow]

Close cornhub

[paper perch]

The servers have absolutely shit the bed

I just reconnected and was a ghost in the game, couldn't cap points, people couldn't see me, gun wouldn't fire etc

[south smelt]

brooo

this shit rolled back my task

i was abt to get the arena trial

and now i have go back again

bs bro

[calm nest]

Gottem

[paper perch]

Its joever the ||nuke went off and Tarkov just died in real-time||, killing the servers

^ Story spoilers

[harsh crow]

🌽

[surreal moth]

okay

[floral edge]

fuck my chud life

[calm nest]

It’s over || Nikita fell over and caused a cloudflare crash || which killed tarkov

^ BSG slander protection

[paper perch]

TRVTH NVKE in the bit #eft-chat

[paper perch]

Your match is gonna DC halfway through cuzzy call it quits until they unfuck the servers

[floral edge]

@quaint sable you're a freak dawg

[surreal moth]

real

[halcyon wind]

I didn’t get the quest from Peacekeeer for the event?

[timber citrus]

lmao i got the white knight spawn in the little bunker divot thing, took about 5 steps out of my spawn and got one tapped

yeah this event is actually the worst

[stuck hornet]

@sharp sandal yeah it might be over

completely gg

[floral edge]

drop a 100k

[stuck hornet]

6.8m dps

[surreal moth]

get a little less dps

just a little

[floral edge]

i just want 2 round wins

[surreal moth]

stop hiding it

[floral edge]

what this?

[rotund brook]

Reserve during this event is so funny

The rogues on reserve are the most terrifying mfs

Still killable though even at level 9

[royal sinew]

"oh man i can snipe hermetic from white kni-"
"THUMTHUMTHUMTHUMTHUM"
"BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM"

[final wigeon]

Huntress tornadoes bout to go crazy

[harsh onyx]

is task progresion for group in game yet or no

[fair lodge]

No.

[timber citrus]

im trying to do co op right now on reserve... its like

testing my patience

[royal sinew]

time to get a friend

[timber citrus]

im going in with a pm, a mask and 2 smoke grenades

nah bro its not even worth it at this point the pmcs are just hiding up and sniping

ive died out of my spawn twice now by pmcs even after waiting for a little

[glad wadi]

Shoreline growing on me

[royal sinew]

i spawned in E2/coop 24/7 and just took a fucking break atp

i also swapped server instantly

[unique hill]

The bosses event on reserve was bad too

I had fun, but when u spawn open field and get instant tapped by kolontay

[royal sinew]

"this map is awesome"

3 bad raids later:
"THIS MAP BLOWS"

[glad wadi]

I didn’t say awesome

It’s playable

[timber citrus]

i dont like reserve to begin with

[royal sinew]

the map except the entire shore is

[timber citrus]

so like this event is making me avoid it even more

[glad wadi]

I don’t mind the pier building

[rancid flint]

i like shoreline after its rework

[upper steeple]

servers working for u guys?

[rancid flint]

the extracts were dog water before it

[timber citrus]

usually im on the events but this one im not even going to bother

[wanton hare]

When are they going to sllow me to see my ending badge on profile after prestige/reset!

[royal sinew]

still not going to rogue beam hell

ill play more shoreline/reserve once the dogshit events are done

[glad wadi]

The rogues just let me kill them for some reason

Their controller disconnected

[rancid flint]

there should be a "tropical storm" event. get some thunder and lightning and heavy down pour

[blazing scroll]

happens when i play scav

[timber citrus]

man that raid i did was almost fun

[rancid flint]

i pray for the days of a stalker cross over but that prob wont happen

[timber citrus]

guy shot half a mag of ammo at me thats worth my kit literally 10 times over

have fun looting my makarov and balaclava 😂

[blazing scroll]

atp some players can just throw away ammo like that

[floral edge]

i can assure you people with high tier ammo are not making sure killing you is profitable

[timber citrus]

oh i know

[blazing scroll]

did they change K/D?

[timber citrus]

just kinda funny

[floral edge]

kd is player only now

[blazing scroll]

Oh, no wonder I was seeing 0.XX

[timber citrus]

i could care less about my kd at this point i just want my scav co op

[brittle crater]

Only huge mega chuds think kd is a statistic worth paying attention to in a game where you're expected to die a lot

[bold cape]

just rename it thermal hell

[rancid flint]

make it so thermals wont work

[bold cape]

[timber citrus]

i heard a dude outside my building load the 8 round GL

just now

LMAO

[rancid flint]

tuff it out shitter you dont need thermals to play in a storm

[glad wadi]

Bro saw 0.13

[rancid flint]

go in blind like a man

[blazing scroll]

wtf I can use bear clothing now???

[unique agate]

where tf are goons on shoreline?

[median loom]

So dumb question when doing the Tour i thought Prapor gives you a free keycard to get into labs?

Am i missing something here?

[blazing scroll]

gas

[bold cape]

hahah you think i have a good enough computer to play during weather events...or even just fog.......

[rancid flint]

if i can play on a 1660ti i think your fine

[bold cape]

or even other players shooting. (1060 gamer)

[rancid flint]

get better specs

[bold cape]

working on it, the economy is in shambles. and so is my pay

[rancid flint]

i got my pc pretty nice only 1.9 for brand new pc

[surreal moth]

I NEED the boxes

[blissful mantle]

Do the rogues on shoreline drop the RADAR parts too?

[blazing scroll]

no

[unique agate]

only on reserve

[blazing scroll]

only on reserve

[blissful mantle]

bet

[bold cape]

onyl reserve according to the notes

[unique agate]

gl bro, im finally done with it myself

[floral edge]

i really hope you didnt pay 1.9 grand for a system with a 1660ti

[rancid flint]

nah

mines like a 4090 or somthin like that

with better ram and crap

[south smelt]

finally got the 3 day arena trial. Time to nolife it and get as much as i can

[blazing scroll]

full system w a 4090 for 1.9k????

[rancid flint]

yeah

called microcenter

[blazing scroll]

that card is like 2k on its own

[wintry oyster]

What's the event on reserve?

[floral edge]

should be able to get theta free

[bold cape]

i gota get down the one in KC again

[rancid flint]

go to microcenter

they dont ship parts its all on site so there prices are lower

think there was a few sales that day too

dont take my word as gospel

[blazing scroll]

the card sold at microcenter from anywhere around 1650 to 2100. if thats true thats nuts

[tawny berry]

??event

[reef condor]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[abstract beacon]

fellas do I give the therapist money to unlock more maps

[rancid flint]

nope its a 5060 lol

not a 4090

[blazing scroll]

ah. that makes more sense.

[amber estuary]

Just a 5060? Or is it a 5060ti?

[tawny berry]

depends if you wanna go to streets of tarkov already or not

[rancid flint]

5060ti

[abstract beacon]

do you recommend it to fresh meat

[bold cape]

depends how good is your rig?

[rancid flint]

got 32 gigs of ram insted of 16 and new big ol SSD and tower

made me a happy boy

[abstract beacon]

struggling on interchange decently

[blazing scroll]

dont go streets then lol

[mighty geyser]

yes, you will absolutely need to unlock all the maps

[amber estuary]

8gb VRAM or 16GB VRAM variant?

I just bought a 5060ti 16GB from microcenter for $480 before tax... So what made your system worth another 1.4 grand?

[carmine ermine]

the new update adds so much swag to the game for unheard players

[abstract beacon]

isn't 250k a big ass investment

considering that I probably will not be able to go through the map properly

[final wigeon]

2000 isn't for tour

[surreal moth]

what

[quaint sable]

Just for you pookie

[carmine ermine]

USEC Legionnaire Olive + BEAR Reitar is such a sexy combo to run ngl

[floral edge]

im freakier

[rancid flint]

it was a whole new set up

tower,ram,gpu,SSD,powersupply,motherboard

whole 9 yards

and they put it together for me

but i deff need a new monitor

16 gig varient

[wise fossil]

bitcoin dropped 30k

aaaaaaa

[median loom]

So does prapor not give you a labs keycard for the tour anymore?

[gilded skiff]

Does anyone know how to fix ragman not offering tracksuit after this patch I have the achievement ofc

[viscid zenith]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[royal sinew]

istg everything broke

[amber estuary]

sweet, that should last you a 3+ years

[sharp sandal]

Wtf man

[stuck hornet]

Rank #3 in the game for lightning arrow DPS

[rancid flint]

hopefully. the 1660 lasted me 6

[urban arch]

I accidentally just flicked the shit out of another player scav and I feel so bad

not really but then I died

[bold iron]

are seasonal pmcs matched with non seasonal pmcs?

i js died to a lvl15 with the tutorial mpx on ground zero and he has eod

[royal sinew]

LMAOO

u got jumped by a late start

[bold iron]

i was on my scav 🥀

[royal sinew]

ok u deserve it

[bold iron]

whats wrong with scavs

[analog lotus]

Is Tarkov.edv down?

[royal sinew]

u scav GZ ur a nerd and jump timmies

[bold iron]

brochacho i am a timmy i have 200 hours

[royal sinew]

aye, fair enough.

[sharp sandal]

Thats fucekd

wtf

[wise fossil]

bsg lazy as fuck for not giving us an actual hideout cat

[final wigeon]

Prob more important things to worry about

[ember jacinth]

Is it just me or does the sort tool thing suck balls?

[surreal moth]

frankly as cool as that will be, there’s so so many more things at the core of the game that need addressing. everything from anti cheat to stability issues and random little glitches i’m sure it’s not on top of their list as much as the community wants it

[vocal shoal]

don't think we'll ever get a proper anti cheat

besides, it's more money for bsg

[glad wadi]

I’m the anti cheat

[final wigeon]

As apposed to what other anti cheat

[sharp sandal]

I mean.

[final wigeon]

It just sorts stuff?

[sharp sandal]

BSG made a recent announcement with the upcoming changes they plan to add.

[upbeat thunder]

yall how long is the new sale lasting for? the 150$ unheard editon?

[rotund brook]

Geon is the anti cheat

[final wigeon]

Tomorrow I think

[sharp sandal]

20th of May.

[upbeat thunder]

fuch

[sharp sandal]

This offer is active until May 20, 7:59 AM BST / 2:59 AM EST.

[rotund brook]

Anyone remember John AntiCheat who appeared like 10 months ago here and just was John AntiCheat?

I miss that guy what a guy.

[vocal shoal]

they mentioned anti cheat stuff?

I forgot about it

[hardy sail]

F for that purchase

[final wigeon]

Or ignored it

[vocal shoal]

I just want performance patches and that's it

[final wigeon]

Then why you complaining about cheaters

[surreal moth]

a guy that’s a guy?? what a guy man

[vocal shoal]

ram prices still too high for me to upgrade mine so

[surreal moth]

just do it

[bleak plank]

sea of thieves reference

[surreal moth]

can we get some anti-tarion going

[violet quarry]

How do i get promo codes

[sharp sandal]

hey now

[final wigeon]

Like for purchasing?

[sharp sandal]

None of that

john is a G

[violet quarry]

nah ig

[surreal moth]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[surreal moth]

[rotund brook]

Careful before I take away the pink name bucko

[surreal moth]

i’m sorry!! 😣

dang it

i can’t say discord. nitro

without a period

[gusty hollow]

can unheard edition users get BEAR clothes on arena?

[sour stag]

i think its to stop people for begging for it

[leaden fiber]

Yes

[median loom]

I hope they fix this tracksuit bug i wanna rep my tracksuit cuh

[leaden fiber]

lol

[gusty hollow]

i didnt get the clothes

i think nikita made a mistake

[errant rock]

yo

is there anyway to report tkers

[sharp sandal]

Clip it and send a report via #discord-mod-mail

[errant rock]

i can't clip it

[sharp sandal]

Usually it can only be properly reported WITH proof

[errant rock]

is a screenshot enough?

[sharp sandal]

I'd assume probably not, but you can try.

[errant rock]

i also have witness proof

[lean bear]

record ur gameplay with something like outplayed

[vocal shoal]

dammit could've killed two juicers as a scav but my avt jammed after the first mag

did kill one

[errant rock]

is the bot that messaged me

the one i send the stuff to?

[rain wind]

does anyone have screenshots of what the BEAR Lonsdale shirt looks like in first person?

[surreal moth]

my chemical romance

[sharp sandal]

Yes

[sly stirrup]

Does anyone know when the event will end?

[leaden fiber]

??events

[reef condor]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[leaden fiber]

Till the 21st as said in announcements

[sly stirrup]

hm, wonder what time of day it ends

[errant pagoda]

Do you guys think the perma account servers become completely dead after seasonal drops?

[vocal shoal]

can someone sell a working LCD at fence?

[tawny berry]

lol

[errant pagoda]

Just craft it

The stuff is pretty easy to get on shoreline

[vocal shoal]

I don't have workbench level 2

[dusky mason]

I wonder if t7's are good on terminal

[nova niche]

@prime python no

[prime python]

Wrong chat

[brittle crater]

Drink water

[stuck hornet]

@sharp sandal nvm we still going

[sharp sandal]

wHAT THE FUCK

bro

Thats just overkill

[stuck hornet]

yeah just a little bit

maybe we get likeeee

9m soon

[sharp sandal]

bro 6P34 actually lowkey goes hard in arena

[weak fulcrum]

hey guys, dunno if this is the right place for this but for the event task alloy, if i plant the first camera then transit and die on lighthouse, do i have to go back to shoreline to do the first camera again?

[glad wadi]

No

[royal loom]

brand new wave of cheaters came in today feels like. W update

[vocal shoal]

i'll ask again, someone sell a working lcd on fence

[royal loom]

I'll sell it

[surreal moth]

idk i haven’t had issues

[royal loom]

4 times in 15~ raids

2kd 40h

1.7kd 10 raids, 27hours

fully juiced

[vocal shoal]

you'll get the banned message in a few days

[wise fossil]

agreed

[weak fulcrum]

thank you!

[craggy yoke]

Ong

[trail kettle]

Are marked keys any good right now?

[leaden fiber]

Yes better than 2 months ago

[glad wadi]

AS VAL is goated

[surreal moth]

yes especially with PAB9

[vocal shoal]

working lcd plz on fence

[surreal moth]

i have like 3k rounds i NEED m855a1 unlock

[royal loom]

bro I sold one

i mesaged you aswell,

[craggy yoke]

pls tell me u did the part of the quest and realised u need to do extra and u started freaking out?

like panic panic panic

[ember jacinth]

Just spawned into factory as a scav, bots instantly started shooting at me and the guy with the sledgehammer was coming after me. Any ideas why?

[vocal shoal]

someone must've nabbed it already god damn

[royal loom]

ok

[vocal shoal]

I kept updating

[royal loom]

message me we will time it

I will sell another one

[wise fossil]

are you new?

[vocal shoal]

go ahead and do it

[ember jacinth]

pretty new yeah

[weak fulcrum]

sure did! but i ended up killing knight and getting the intel for the next part so it sorta worked out hahahha

[wise fossil]

the guy with the sledgehammer is tagilla and he's the boss of the factory

[craggy yoke]

xDDDDDDDD

wp

[vocal shoal]

if you already did, someome bought it then

[ember jacinth]

ah yeah, forgot his name. any ideas why the scavs were after me though? I didn't even shoot

[wise fossil]

were you a scav or player?

[ember jacinth]

scav

[trail kettle]

Boss aggroed on you

[ember jacinth]

oh that makes all the scavs go after you?

[wise fossil]

whats ur fence rep?

[ember jacinth]

.19

[wise fossil]

ok ya idk then

[trail kettle]

Yeah, it would be the same as killing or hurting a scav. When near scav bosses just keep your distance to not get fucked

[ember jacinth]

alright ty. I spawned right next to him lmao

[wise fossil]

do u need help with anything lop? i have 1k hrs if u want to play lmk

[ember jacinth]

Not rn, ty though! I'll message you if I do, getting off soon

[oak hare]

so I am a new player and how am I supposed to do quests that require going into shorelines resort? Last game I went and there was some random 37 level guy camping the roof

[sharp sandal]

Thats just kinda how it goes lol

[royal loom]

and always will be 😄

[oak hare]

amazing :D

[arctic osprey]

i think im in love with the sa58

this thing fucken rules now

[civic egret]

When can we expect the wipe?

[arctic osprey]

never

there are no more wipes, these characters are permanent now. in the coming months they are going to be adding a new "seasonal" character that runs parallel to these, and that will reset every (iirc) 6 months

[lunar grail]

@arctic osprey vs @civic egret

[carmine cliff]

!event

[strong spear]

July

Around July*

[final wigeon]

Do you have 6 rep?

[arctic osprey]

??event

[reef condor]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[glad wadi]

We love tarkov

[carmine cliff]

tyty

[arctic osprey]

❤️

[pallid talon]

why'd they remove that streets quest where you had to grab all the paintings?

i just now thought ab that

[arctic osprey]

huh yeah

weird

i kinda like quests like that that make you explore little out of the way corners of their maps

[lost canyon]

on woods why does the emercom stop for the btr sometimes not show? am i missing something

[errant pagoda]

Need to be 6.0 scav rep to be trusted by the bosses

You also can’t kill the boss or you lose rep

[arctic osprey]

yeah if you go near the bosses without more than 6 scav rep, all the scav and boss ai turn hostile

[vocal shoal]

shoreline is a gold mine for dead players

[arctic osprey]

reserve too, most people dont know how to fight rogues

[surreal moth]

appreciate the glaze, keep it up chatter

geon is going places i can tell

[glad wadi]

Thank you master

[vocal shoal]

I found 3 bodies near tunnel extract

and knight but knight was looted

a dude with an ak 308 as well

[surreal moth]

dang it

[vocal shoal]

but a very damaged one

[surreal moth]

we need those knight notes

[vocal shoal]

one of the players had the notes and I picked it up

I think I just fucked up and sold it to fence but I don't think i'll be able to do the questline anyways

haven't been able to get access to LH

[surreal moth]

ya you need LH

[vocal shoal]

maybe I can just transit, rat until there's little time and extract just to get that done

I can extract out of shoreline easily as well, idk about reserve though

[surreal moth]

true

[slender musk]

do the xp bonus apply for arena?

[analog lotus]

are the maps down?

[jovial ingot]

Yo can someome teach me how this games armor works bec I swear i must not know how it works bec I just got a hit count of 2 with lapua ap and all of it got absorbed by armor it didn't even show a damaged delt to body stat plz teach me what I did wrong

[surreal moth]

there’s some pretty good information on the wiki

[vocal shoal]

if it was absorbed you got hella unlucky

[surreal moth]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Ballistics

here’s a page, there’s additional pages as well

[errant pagoda]

Do you guys think it’s worth grinding to lightkeeper now for the mod 4 and spear or will the current wipe die out before it is completed

[surreal moth]

just do it

[frank jewel]

whats the nwe update

[jovial ingot]

It all got absorbed 100% of the ap lepua 2 times

[barren tapir]

Not for the spear no but to escape Tarkov yes

U don’t get hybrid after u do pain in the ass tasks from him

And the spear is $1200 to buy

It’s too easy to get equally good guns and ammo to justify imo but it is a fun gun

[surreal moth]

buy it

[jovial ingot]

So I was reading it and ya i shud have done at least blunt dmg my boy killed him and he only had lvl 4 plates how with 2 shots do I not only bot pen but also not di blunt dmg did I get blanks T-T

[jade tide]

??CODES

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[arctic osprey]

seems to me like a lot of people in this game think trees are hard cover. i keep getting ez kills because people hide behind them and i just keep shooting

[errant pagoda]

I just want the mod 4 over anything but the only reason is for normal PvP idk what to expect once seasonal releases in the next 1-2 month

[frank niche]

i hope they rework unlocks for seasonal and make is faster pace

[arctic osprey]

? yes you do, once you finish his task you can buy hybrid from pk

[fickle kite]

are they wiping with the seasonal character update

arena*

[frank niche]

no its a new character

[fickle kite]

so no arena wipe

how is that gonna work

are they doing seasonal characters for arena as well?

[frank niche]

no

[fickle kite]

soooo

[arctic osprey]

dunno

[fickle kite]

it's so over 💔

God I love when my Arena crashes on the last round

[surreal moth]

please

[fickle kite]

no

[chrome ridge]

what was the highest level someone has ever been ?

[final wigeon]

Some streamers in previous wipes push like 76

[calm nest]

Hybrid is still trouble in the big city

[final wigeon]

Personally 73 was my highest

[calm nest]

You gotta do all the tasks which is actually

AIDS

[barren tapir]

yea

[calm nest]

Especially the mountain kills fuck that

[barren tapir]

woods is the worst thjo

YEA LMAO

[calm nest]

I did it my first ever wipe

[barren tapir]

I did it once never again

[calm nest]

Literally 2 days straight of nade spamming and baiting shots

Shit was misery kekw

[barren tapir]

i spammed red flares

[calm nest]

Trouble is goated tho

W task

I got rich as fuck AND had fun PvPing, it was when they were doing the 100% boss every week thing pre-hardcore, I did it when Kaban was 100%

So much fucking fun man

[amber igloo]

I’m just gonna Say it because Airwing’s stance is normal but a lot of the these streamers got it backwards. People buy unheard and convenience because their real life is inconvenient. Working a lot of hours, marriage, kids, etc. Everybody doesn’t get to play video games all day. So if I pay hundreds more than you to support a franchise you get to enjoy more often than I do, THEN I want CONVENIENCE. And if my convenience inconveniences you, then you don’t have real problems and your name may as well be Peter Pan.

[surreal moth]

8

[calm nest]

unheard isnt really overpriced considering the nature of tarkov

[fickle kite]

TLDR: Remove PVE from the game

[calm nest]

Tarkov you pay $250 and commit 2000+ hours into it

[amber igloo]

I didn’t say it’s over priced good lord

[calm nest]

Compared to buying 3 cod games for $80 each

[calm nest]

I know just adding to the argument

Like I feel better paying $250 for tarkov than $80 for a cod you put 200 hours of fun into then it gets shit

[fickle kite]

It's just poor people, don't forget that unemployed people have the most time to yap

[hardy sail]

agreed

[calm nest]

Like I’ve put almost 2500 hours in

$1 for every 100 hours I’ve played

And I love this game

Worth every penny

[fickle kite]

2 types of peeps complain about unheard:

Poor people
Streamers who get paid to play 9+ hours a day and get mad someone can pay to compete with their grind

[noble briar]

i am the first 🙂

[final wigeon]

You'll never be able to tech compete with a streamers grind nor pay for it

[fickle kite]

pro tip: get job at mcdonal, work 3 days, buy unheard, quit job at mcdonal

[fickle kite]

that's why they should release an overlord edition for $500 that gives me kappa

[noble briar]

im less poor more stingy which I guess just means i should get over it

[final wigeon]

That would be overboard lol

[wise fossil]

ok so the game is literally pay to win now LOL

[final wigeon]

Not even

[noble briar]

ehh

[final wigeon]

Oh no some more exp for supporting the game

[dapper aurora]

would have been nice to know that they were going to lets the clothes be interchangable, i woulda unlocked more bear clothing, pos

[final wigeon]

They did on the tarkovtv stream

[arctic osprey]

i mean its not warthunder or anything, but the advantages that paying more gives you are definitionally p2w

[final wigeon]

Semantics

[fickle kite]

now it's pay to win?

[dapper aurora]

bruh, the season 0 and season 1 battle pass on arena were months ago

how is it pay to win, more xp,

[fickle kite]

as long as a lvl 5 can mosin one tap you in the forehead, the game is fine

[arctic osprey]

😂

[dapper aurora]

how does levling make you win

[final wigeon]

True

[final wigeon]

It doesnt

[dapper aurora]

ok so its not pay to win

[final wigeon]

Just people need something to cope about

[amber igloo]

Escape from Peter Pan

[dapper aurora]

more xp does not equal pay to win

[arctic osprey]

you can kill a f-15 with a biplane it doesnt change the fact that wt is riddled with p2w hahaha

[final wigeon]

True p2w is paying 10$ for an AK no one else can get that has 0 recoil and 100ergo

[arctic osprey]

paying for faster progression is again definitionally p2w

[fickle kite]

all I do is smoke weed out of my bong and rat on tarkov 9+ hours a day, I'm very upset that others can pay to skip a lot of the grind with their earned money from their j*bs

[glad wadi]

W life

[amber igloo]

I think a mod deleted my wonderfully crafted arguments

[arctic osprey]

w mod

[dapper aurora]

@fickle kite you choose that playstyle

[fickle kite]

I do have some major concerns over the attachments locked behind pay walls on Arena, that is true p2w territory.

[final wigeon]

Yeah that's cutting it close

[fickle kite]

nuh uh, I should be rewarded for being a stoner that lives in filth and only plays tarkov

[glad wadi]

Major concern over +1% recoil

[final wigeon]

I don't arena so I could care less

[glad wadi]

I just died to +1% recoil

[fickle kite]

It doesn't matter, it's locked behind a paywall. It could be +.001% recoil

[glad wadi]

Pay then 😭👌

[fickle kite]

Skins and cosmetics idgaf

[sharp sandal]

why are you awake

[keen mango]

Birdeye is a twink btw

[fickle kite]

but locking certain attachments is cringe and creates a slippery slope towards $10 AK's

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[fickle kite]

Alright Nikita create an Overlord $500 bundle that gives me max hideout from start of wipe

[glad wadi]

I would buy 10 copies

[fickle kite]

I would unironically buy

[glad wadi]

They deserve it

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

I love tarkov

[sharp sandal]

Arena queues are dead as fuck rn.

[glad wadi]

It’s 3am

[sharp sandal]

Even on US servers

[amber igloo]

Nikita please release the $1000 Employed Edition

[fickle kite]

?

I'm queueing up just fine

5/10 wins for this stupid fuckin task

Once I finish all the tasks on arena I can finally play the main game

[final wigeon]

Why? Just so you can int all your gear away?

[fickle kite]

yeah and then I reset my account and do it all over again

[final wigeon]

Just have to last 2 week intervals

[fickle kite]

$1250 bundle that let's you reset twice a week

[final wigeon]

Lmao

Tbh even if you just worked the normal 40hr work weeks. You still have tons of time to play tarkov

[fickle kite]

Seeing as how there's like 9000 guns in this game idk why they don't just go the COD route and give us skins we can buy. Not like stupid skins in COD but just like some sleek skins

[final wigeon]

They could make tons of money just on cosmetics

Gloves would be a great addition

[tawny berry]

idk it's taking them literally 10 years to implement weapon skins in eft for some reason

they first teased it all the way back in a 2019 tarkov tv

[fickle kite]

Skins for knives, go the CS route

[final wigeon]

Even more melee weapons

Which would need more skins

[fickle kite]

They seem to be kinda doing it with the PMC skins in the shop which is nice

but yeah like just add some cool ass skins, ig too much work

[final wigeon]

Oh I'm buying urban responder pants when I get home lol

[fickle kite]

$15 to add a pet cat that roams around your hideout and adds no benefit, 100% people would buy that shit up

[amber igloo]

So I can get kappa with a flick a the wrist

[final wigeon]

Or just get kappa

For free

[amber igloo]

Oh wait it’s called cheats , the cheaters do it lol

[final wigeon]

That's not free tho

[amber igloo]

People crying about video game fairness in an industry full of cheaters is insane to me, real Peter Pan shit

[fickle kite]

Wasn't it revealed some of the devs made cheats for the game?

[final wigeon]

Get shit on

[fickle kite]

lol get sniped

[frank star]

anyone know what happened to FourtyOnes twtich and youtube? the USEC JOSH/3 voice actor?

[amber igloo]

Unheard, cheater, unemployed in mom’s basement, what the real difference ?

[final wigeon]

You can get kappa while still working

Idk what the complain is

[amber igloo]

It’s been 3 years, still haven’t been able to

[amber igloo]

Unheard XP bonus is not pay 2 win, more like pay to live, a life with employment

[fickle kite]

start slacking off at your job, get fired, file unemployment, take a month to get kappa, find a new job

[amber igloo]

Ahahahaha

[fickle kite]

or better yet say you need to take FMLA, take a month to get kappa, go back to work

[amber igloo]

Love ❤️ u

[final wigeon]

I got kappa in like 40days and I work and have a family lol. Not Tryna be rude but might be skill issue

[fickle kite]

yeah but now you gotta do it without ESP

[final wigeon]

Shiiiii

[amber igloo]

You will be divorced before Tarkov sunsets, or you already are……?????

[final wigeon]

I am currently married. Prob easier because we both game

[amber igloo]

Lucky Gen Z pig

[wise fossil]

is nikita single? i will transition to a woman and become his wife!

[fickle kite]

My old job got bought out by an indian company, they fired everyone, I got severance package, spent a month playing Tarkov and got Kappa on the hardest wipe, stopped playing for like 2 years. Now back

[final wigeon]

Kinda lucky for sure

[amber igloo]

as a millennial I’m hardly ever allowed to play

[final wigeon]

Yeah it's definitely a time in kinda thing.

[sharp sandal]

??

no lol

[fickle kite]

I remember hearing about this several years back idk

[amber igloo]

My wife exchanged BJ’s for slave labor and attention around the a house, I am a proud slave

[velvet apex]

Is there an Arena channel?

[final wigeon]

I am also millenial

[fickle kite]

??arena

[reef condor]

Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/EueARD5byy

[amber igloo]

Your Millennial wife isn’t a “gamer”, u just have big dong edition

[surreal moth]

interesting

[sharp sandal]

#screenshots message

[amber igloo]

@final wigeon Lucky bastard I hate u lol

[surreal moth]

funny i clicked screenshots the second you send that and was like wtf what’s this 😭

[sharp sandal]

[surreal moth]

the number has been climbing