eft-chat

[daring gazelle]

whatt?? o_O

[sand pendant]

real shit

[wise fossil]

yeah ur a girl

[royal sinew]

"you arent overpaying us. go fuck yourself!"

[ember forum]

hop on Marathon chat

or I'll 3D print you a new body 🗿

[royal sinew]

COD disguised as an exfil shooter

[knotty musk]

its because of steam platform rules

[daring gazelle]

lol how tho actally

[quick python]

pretty sure i caught tagilla watching xrated VR in the corner giggling just before the maint reset...but i just walked the F away before he got angry

[royal sinew]

still think its bullshit in general

[wise fossil]

idk u asked

[knotty musk]

still not bsgs fault

[ember forum]

I like the arcadeyness of it honestly but I do not care for DBNO/revive stuff in my extraction games generally

one reason why solos is better imo, outside of assassin spam

[vital sail]

shazam

[daring gazelle]

[knotty musk]

this is coming to tarkov btw

[limpid robin]

tf is going on

[ember forum]

we already talked about it, sadly

[wise fossil]

ok

[royal sinew]

im still upset that they replaced EOD and are STILL milking unheard

[tight jacinth]

More stash space to buy when? :<

[royal sinew]

even unheard doesnt get a break

[ember forum]

I feel like if you spawn with less and less max limb health or whatever each time you get back up it can work

[daring gazelle]

nothing?? o_O

[vital sail]

any details on it? Will it be like ABI where you get downed by anything thats not a headshot

[sand pendant]

lowkey feeling like playing kedr leg meta on labs when servers are up again

just run into labs with some garbage kit and shit on metaslaves

[vital sail]

lowk gotta add self revive kit

[royal sinew]

and arena just bricked half my programs and crashed while loading in awesome.

[daring gazelle]

wtf

[royal sinew]

well made game

[daring gazelle]

its such a joke

[royal sinew]

arena doesnt work half the fucking time its so bad idk how they did it

[daring gazelle]

but hey atleast they are working on it

[sharp sandal]

Hello chat.

[ember forum]

thousands of ping

[royal sinew]

they have been working on eft for 10~ years and still are fucking up

[vital sail]

guten morgen

[royal flare]

Guess i will just hop on femboy aimtrainer for now.

[daring gazelle]

@wise fossil why you added me? o_O

[limpid robin]

they made a femboy version?

[sharp sandal]

You do know that happening with Arena is like... a 1% of the playerbase type thing right?

[wise fossil]

why u accept it

[sharp sandal]

Lol

[ember forum]

ball knower

quite literally

[daring gazelle]

well i am one here ;D

[sharp sandal]

if people don't report it, bsg won't know its happening

[royal flare]

Yes, it's peak.

[ember forum]

he's not lying either I've seen it on Steam lol

[vital sail]

Osu

[royal sinew]

the fact it has done it multiple times is my issue

[daring gazelle]

[limpid robin]

Dont trust 99% of tarkov femboys brah

[sharp sandal]

Then make a bug report mate.

If its not reported, it won't be fixed.

[wise fossil]

my fault

[daring gazelle]

what my steam profile?

[quick python]

i promise if you turn the game back on ill dry hump a lemon with my nostril before every KP like a fat kid on a diet...please.

[royal sinew]

its not a magic fucking button

[sharp sandal]

In a lot of ways, it is.

[ember forum]

in my library 👁️👅👁️

[sharp sandal]

Two very insanely annoying bugs i had faced particularly with LK were fixed within 2 weeks of me reporting it.

[daring gazelle]

owh i thought you meant my steam profile, don't look at it :3

[sharp sandal]

And a specific crash i had whenever using the shooting range in Arena.

[ember forum]

why do you have femboy feet as your favorite game bruh

[sharp sandal]

Reported it and in the next patch it was fixed

And remember.

Arena isn't in 1.0

[daring gazelle]

i don't?

[sharp sandal]

Arena is still in beta.

[ember forum]

my bad I meant furry hitler (real btw)

not real as in that's actually bro's favorite game but that is a real fucking thing 😭

[daring gazelle]

its funny that you haven't actually seen my steam profile

[astral nacelle]

What was the update for, any patchnotes or just the p2w stuff they added

[daring gazelle]

basically nothing...

[limpid robin]

We get it bro your trying to get attention cause ur a femboy

[light torrent]

I reported the missing DLC bug recently, the one that procs when you buy any new DLC, and they fixed it pretty fast

[ember forum]

next to nothing that we know of

[fluid vigil]

6 hours to add xp bonus. Usual BSG stuff.

[ornate sapphire]

i just wanna prestige in pve D:

[vital sail]

Ts ruined my tomorrow bro💔

[astral nacelle]

rip

[daring gazelle]

sometimes, but i ain't no femboy who is downbad for stupid shit

[ember forum]

dont piss the femboys off, theyll throw kidney stones at you from all the Monster

[vital sail]

monster

[ember forum]

how should I feel

[vital sail]

creatures lie here

[ember forum]

🗣️🎶🔥‼️

looking through the window

[wise fossil]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3aOPE6CMuxsBSbl88mQUmM?si=ef0e103849bf4ac6

[ember forum]

no embed, mods, put the leeches on him

[quick python]

GAMES UP!!! not tarkov though

[wise fossil]

no embed

[limpid robin]

Femboys on tarkov genuinely need to chill brah

[daring gazelle]

Scrape aswell :3

[limpid robin]

tf does scrape mean

[daring gazelle]

@wise fossil this dude

[ember forum]

if I get killed by a femboy on labs I think I'd genuinely recreate that one moment in Dead Space 3 where the guy screams and then fucking explodes

[wise fossil]

dont @ me please @daring gazelle

[royal sinew]

lmao larped with a scav kit for a task and did bettre than sweaty builds

[daring gazelle]

i responded to ur dm

[limpid robin]

Thats how it works

[light torrent]

Radar part percentage chance on rogues is remarkably less than I would’ve imagined. Little guys don’t even have a backpack most of the time :(

[limpid robin]

happens

I used to be big on the whole monster shtick but it hurt my heart and spiked my anxiety so i just sip coke now

[daring gazelle]

prob not a real femboy, might be just one who is a femboy only on the internet which is stupid or someone who has that nickname for fun

[final wigeon]

kill the ones that do

[marble elm]

Is game back yet

[limpid robin]

its been only 2 hours

[marble elm]

two hours too long

[daring gazelle]

so one more hour

[marble elm]

Im like 200k xp away from level 40

[daring gazelle]

wait no it takes 4-6 hours ffs...

[limpid robin]

dumbahh

[ember forum]

chat why does it feel like 5.7 SS190 out of a 5.7 is like god smiting the person on the other end, and then out of the P90 it's grains of rice

[marble elm]

I shot a scav 15 times in the ass with ss190 out of a 5.7 earlier

[royal sinew]

because the 5.7 isnt spraying and height over boring

[limpid robin]

1 is full auto the other is semi, your likely hitting your shots more often with the 5.7

[marble elm]

I think the round is just cooked

[light torrent]

So true! But in a bizarre twist, even many of them don’t have a radar part.

My luck may be bad or the odds are just that low

[limpid robin]

Are you Pscavving?

And do you have the quest enabled/accepted?

[final wigeon]

every backpack i checked had 1

[torn whale]

No ledx?

[royal sinew]

literally all of them on reserve have 1

[daring gazelle]

:c

[neat silo]

when will the servers be turned on?

[limpid robin]

2 hours minimum prolly

[light torrent]

PMCing since the start of the event, quest activated, hours on hours of Reserve surviving roughly 2/3rds of the time.

I’m very confused

[limpid robin]

idk then man, if you have the quest activated and your pmc'ing, should be dropping

[atomic pecan]

So why does unheard gets more than EOD again...

[carmine ice]

I need tarkov... I can't go through withdrawals...

[noble cedar]

game up?

[paper pumice]

Cuz moni

[worthy wren]

are there patchnotes for patch 1.0.4.9?

[light torrent]

It’s baffling but I’ll keep at it

[noble cedar]

cant wait to spend more money for bear clothing🤤

[light torrent]

Creature 🩷

[royal sinew]

i literally always get radar parts off bags like 1/10 bags doesnt have it idk how ppl had issues

[silent hemlock]

🥞

[light torrent]

The incredible reality is how different people have had different experiences. For some folks it’s been smooth sailing. For others it’s been a confounding and considerable timesink

[light torrent]

Hamptor

[royal sinew]

im just gonna say skill issue cuz personally even when i spawned dome/pawn side i could do it.

[limpid robin]

pancake 🤤 \

[royal sinew]

just meant id have to use some rat clearing tactics in train and such but i did it

[vestal gulch]

When the server plans to get up again?

[limpid robin]

use ur noggin and check the announcements

[light torrent]

Killing whole teams of rogues every raid and finding many empty backpacks is the polar opposite of a skill issue. I’m very confused why I haven’t found more, because it isn’t for lack of trying

[limpid robin]

r u sure you have the quest accepted

[royal sinew]

ive literally never had this issue. im def convinced someone took em before u looked.

[royal sinew]

its not a fucking quest item. this isnt related.

[light torrent]

I’m not stupid. It’s been active the entire time

[limpid robin]

you need the quest accepted for them to drop

[royal sinew]

also @light torrent the ones at hermetic are the ones u gotta look at not the fuckass E2 dudes on the GL

[final wigeon]

i dont think that makes sense lol

[royal sinew]

?????? fym???? they're ingame items.

[tranquil spindle]

Thats not right .. you can get them before you get the quest to plant

[cloud pollen]

i hope full patch notes is gon include sex in tarkov finally

[light torrent]

I’ve sifted through every rogue at every location on the map where they can be found.

I’ll keep trial and erroring it. See if the drops improve

[cloud pollen]

personally i could only find them on reserve. heating pipes and top of depots, but not as a scav because 3-8 raiders spawn and they're easy to confuse with rogueis

[native marsh]

Only rogues with backpacks have the radar parts. No backpack no radar part

[light torrent]

I’ve exclusively been doing Reserve. It is the only place

[light torrent]

I am fully aware, and many backpacks have lacked them entirely

[knotty musk]

no ledx

[native marsh]

Wack.

[noble cedar]

game up yet?

[knotty musk]

this isnt true

[cloud pollen]

noes

[ornate sapphire]

what about 2 ledx 🐹

[cloud pollen]

+1, quest not needed

[stark valve]

yo is this The Unheard Edition - 20% XP bonus going to go give 20% on like normal quests we complete in EFT? or just raid XP

[knotty musk]

raid exp afaik

[light torrent]

Very. But nothing to do except keep at it

[cloud pollen]

please add sex life dlc to EOD

[knotty musk]

Your active edition will increase the experience gain in raid:

[coral urchin]

this is actually such a lit change tho

[strong spear]

EOD prices would shoot up to the millions

[cloud pollen]

u cant buy eod though...

[strong spear]

Third party markets

[stark valve]

arena match XP also 20%?

[cloud pollen]

ey yo even the recommendation is criminal

[knotty musk]

no

[vagrant nova]

is the xp buff only for groups or do i also get the 20% solo ?

[strong spear]

I never recommended it

[knotty musk]

these accounts get banned btw

[short ravine]

Both

[native marsh]

Both. :3

[harsh shell]

viinex asking cause he got no friends

[vagrant nova]

????

[cloud pollen]

you proposed it as a solution, legally this is recommendation

[coral urchin]

sounds lit

[strong spear]

mmmmmmm
I deny all allegations

[knotty musk]

wait ive just realised something

only the unheard exp goes to all group members LMAO

[vagrant nova]

bro used his 15 sec slowmode to throw shade at me

[knotty musk]

the rest are just personal

[short ravine]

You want a stadium burger?

[strong spear]

Yup lol

[harsh shell]

speaking of which
butch what the FUCK is this

[cloud pollen]

bro you gon have so much work removing 5man from discord

[short ravine]

Fr? Lol that's kinda crazy ngl

[harsh shell]

next thing you know theyll take my thoughts away

[ornate sapphire]

that's unheard of D:

[knotty musk]

● Left Behind Edition - 7% XP bonus;
● Prepare for Escape Edition - 9% XP bonus;
● Edge of Darkness Limited Edition - 12% XP bonus;
● The Unheard Edition - 20% XP bonus, applied to all group members.

[vocal arch]

when did the update start?

[knotty musk]

2h20m ago

[sand pendant]

??delay

[vagrant nova]

2h 23 minutes*

[vocal arch]

thank you

[harsh shell]

of course you would know mod boy

[short ravine]

Haha typical bsg

[knotty musk]

viinex about to get muted for reason " 🤓 👆 "

[keen shell]

half the community is here rage baiting people during every update lol

[vital sail]

Does it stack? Like 4 members 80%xp

[vagrant nova]

you would never mute me

[strong spear]

No

[knotty musk]

no of course not

[vital sail]

scam. Make it stack

[ornate sapphire]

stax

[runic axle]

when wipe

[knotty musk]

Group bonus does not stack with other bonuses or with itself. For example, if players with Prepare for Escape and The Unheard Edition play together, each will receive 20% more XP. Same goes for a group of multiple The Unheard Edition players.

[cloud pollen]

give unheard 35% damage taken reduction

[ornate sapphire]

yus

[vagrant nova]

just 5 stack and get 100% xp bonus 🙏

[sand pendant]

lets just give everyone max traders at lvl 5, games too hard. smh my head

[knotty musk]

viinex has 2 mutes on his name and both were me fucking with him

[short ravine]

I pray this is rage bait

[cloud pollen]

give EOD 5% more expensive prices on flea

[ornate sapphire]

when am i getting my class 6 exoskeleton suit D:

[vital sail]

unheard players are the sponsors of the game duh. They deserve it

[vagrant nova]

can u make the slowmode like 2 secs 😭 this shit is basically like being muted

[vital sail]

theyre investors. The F students

[knotty musk]

depends if people continue behaving

[cloud pollen]

EOD is the investors, unheard is just product buyers

[short ravine]

Feel like you're the type of guy to buy a new game and immediately use cheats to max your level and stats

[vital sail]

you got me

[harsh shell]

pls ill be a good bear

[strong spear]

:O

[knotty musk]

i wish you could have a personal slow mode

[muted storm]

Banger

[knotty musk]

link clicker

[vagrant nova]

😭😭

[harsh shell]

alright bro

[vital sail]

Link click

[cloud pollen]

??circle

[reef condor]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[strong spear]

It's called !mute

[keen shell]

no? i am a true believer

[muted storm]

link-licker

[harsh shell]

youre just mad colonel gave me the unheard code instead of you

[vital sail]

Shut up man

[knotty musk]

why would i be mad at that

i bought it with my hard earned money

you took charity

[harsh shell]

its called a hustle son

[muted storm]

Birch doesn't need charity, unless it is alcohol

[vital sail]

Do you sell courses

[vagrant nova]

you ALL are mad that colonel gave me the recipe to the 7 spices for his kfc fried chicken

[knotty musk]

i dont drink

[muted storm]

you bitch....

[glad wadi]

your all just mad I get everything for free

[harsh shell]

🥀

[knotty musk]

?

[warped canyon]

enough

[strong spear]

birch is a better name actually

[ornate sapphire]

just invest all your monies into the lottery until you wins and then spend it all the next day like god intended D:

[vital sail]

Insulting a mod?? Bannn

[sand pendant]

okay class 6 scout is actually disgusting what the fuck

[knotty musk]

geon literally rides the staff team to get free stuff and it keeps working

[vagrant nova]

birch wood 🗣️

[glad wadi]

AYOOO!!!!!!!

[harsh shell]

kentucky fried chicken fried chicken

[muted storm]

Ask birch how many times have I called him a bitch. Quite a lot of times

[vital sail]

Chai tea

[warped canyon]

Geon lvld that hustle to max

[regal sonnet]

Guys how do you navigate through woods

[glad wadi]

I dont even be asking

[knotty musk]

like he got a free factory tac map yesterday

[warped canyon]

name the trees and remember them

[knotty musk]

from me

[vagrant nova]

if drake was on the mod team it would be worse

[ruby berry]

tarkov is literally easy mode now

[glad wadi]

they spoil me

[native marsh]

With a sherpa. 💀😭

[muted storm]

Geon is like that one guy in every friend group that just sits there and gets stuff for no reason.

[knotty musk]

geon is the goat tho

[harsh shell]

butch im p sure all the stuff he gets from the "mod team" just comes from you bro

[tough junco]

Saying Unheard are the sponsors of the game are complete mongoloids. They'd make much more money making a better game, but buying unheard because they tell you to is a big part of the problem. There will not be any new players to the game, and that is a huge problem, Tarkov already has such a bad rep. But then again, maybe Tarkov is only for true believers now

[knotty musk]

he keeps us all humble

[vital sail]

geon is the pretty princess

[muted storm]

Or he is just poor

[knotty musk]

it doesnt

[warped canyon]

Geon is the mods E Kitten

[harsh shell]

said the geon lover guy

[muted storm]

Yup.

[vagrant nova]

increase the slowmode

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi is this true

are you the kitten

[vital sail]

the puppy

[muted storm]

THE kitten lul

[glad wadi]

I might be the kitten

[strong spear]

:O

[vital sail]

what happened to shame

[glad wadi]

but they get nothing in return kind of a weird deal

[knotty musk]

i literally took my own money and gifted geon the store tracksuit

[vital sail]

They fet your attention

[muted storm]

When are you gifting me happiness.

[glad wadi]

maybe we're just friends or something

[vagrant nova]

butch doing charity work fr

[knotty musk]

we might be

[glad wadi]

Lets meet

[ruby berry]

can i be ur friend

[knotty musk]

no

[vital sail]

Can we play the food game again

[muted storm]

ouch

[ruby berry]

wow

[strong spear]

damn

[knotty musk]

geon is too football minded for me to want to meet him

[glad wadi]

i guess hes just a sugar daddy

[knotty musk]

hes only gonna talk about man united

[daring gazelle]

guys is game on again?

[muted storm]

back to "fuck Geon"

[vital sail]

talking about garbage

[ruby berry]

like football football or soccer

[glad wadi]

we can talk about tarkov

[short ravine]

Ban him

[tough junco]

man united the football football team

[daring gazelle]

awh its not :c

[knotty musk]

alright guys

time for scrandle

[vagrant nova]

united, my favourite seat warmers

[vital sail]

Spurs over united

[knotty musk]

left or right

[glad wadi]

anyone want Viinex insta

[ornate sapphire]

both 🐹

[ruby berry]

right

[tough junco]

buy unheard instead

[vagrant nova]

bro dont 😭 im sorry

[vital sail]

Neither

[short ravine]

Left looks banging ngl

[knotty musk]

yo

[ruby berry]

left looks like my dogs vomit

[ember forum]

left

[muted storm]

I got a sausage compared to some shit that looks like FUCKING VOMIT

[ember forum]

right looks like it's been sitting out for like 45 mins at the very least

[celest smelt]

why not both!!

[knotty musk]

alright next one

[ruby berry]

i dont even have a dog

[muted storm]

yeah that one

[vagrant nova]

3 quid for that is cheap asf

[ruby berry]

right for sure

[glad wadi]

right

[knotty musk]

dog or slop

[muted storm]

Sorry but what the fuck is that on the left sposed to be. It's literal vomit bro

[ember forum]

this is an assault on the senses

[acoustic otter]

jesus christ

[knotty musk]

mushy peas init

[vital sail]

ill just take the single frank

[vagrant nova]

left for the taste right for the shape

[ruby berry]

right has the forbidden bun

[ember forum]

yeah the glizzy is the easy choice here

[muted storm]

Just eat peas bro. No need for mushy

[knotty musk]

the dog gets delivered to your seat as well chat

keep that in mind

[ember forum]

gotta eat the peel too

[knotty musk]

2.15 for seat delivery of the dog

[muted storm]

oh my god, I am going to spoil one of the next ones, but the pizza slice looks like it's been sitting for 9 days in the sun

[knotty musk]

stop it

ren

stop

[muted storm]

You will understand what I mean bro

[glad wadi]

do not spoil it

[ember forum]

the German planes are not flying overhead bruv 😭

[knotty musk]

alright

[vagrant nova]

a normal hotdog like that gotta be 20 bucks in the US

[vital sail]

Spoilers in the spoiler channel please

[muted storm]

I will spoil it. I hate you guys so much I am spoiling the shit

[ornate sapphire]

right, maybe it's poisonous D:

[glad wadi]

left

[knotty musk]

easily the right one

[vital sail]

Right

[vagrant nova]

sixteen fucking pounds

[ember forum]

what the FUCK is that on the right, what in god's name is that abomination

[knotty musk]

thatss a pie

[harsh shell]

left

[ruby berry]

what in the actual fuck is the one on the right

[knotty musk]

pie

in a bun

[muted storm]

Looks like mold has taken over

[knotty musk]

delicacy over here

[ember forum]

why do British people think that every meal needs fucking millions of grams of sodium and carbohydrates

[harsh shell]

lad im not eating a fucking pie in a bun that would be dry as shit

[glad wadi]

Wigan Kebab

[vital sail]

Theyre bri ish

[ornate sapphire]

death by biscuit

[knotty musk]

the pie can go in bread

[harsh shell]

"delicacy" youre fuckin shtewpid brev

[ruby berry]

the pie can goto hell

[knotty musk]

left or right

[native marsh]

Dude America got bullied so hard during the super size me campaign that McDonalds removed an entire size option

[muted storm]

the mushy peas on the right look decent. They look like I would expect mushy peas to be, not the freakshop above.

[ember forum]

Bri ish people food

"it's just more fawkin bread innit really"

[knotty musk]

holy

[ember forum]

the difference is that Americans won't pretend that McDonald's isn't slop

unless they're braindead

[knotty musk]

now this one is a hard one

[muted storm]

Theres the pizza

[glad wadi]

right

[vital sail]

Ill take the napkin

[knotty musk]

this is tough

because i could smash both

[vagrant nova]

does the pizza come with 15 lbs of mayo

[knotty musk]

3 times over

[muted storm]

That pizza looks fucking shit bro

[harsh shell]

just gonna take the chips and like. throw the unmelted ahh cheese away

[ruby berry]

they either overcook it or dont cook it at all

[ember forum]

I think the styrofoam might be the best option here

somehow more flavor, and more fiber

[knotty musk]

the mayo is too white for it to be mayo

idk what that is

[ruby berry]

sour cream

[muted storm]

the cheesy chips. Shove em in a microwave and you aight, but fuck that pizza bro

[glad wadi]

so the slices of plastic cheese dont bother you

[vagrant nova]

mayo expert over here

[ember forum]

thats some school cafeteria pizza

[knotty musk]

im the mayo manager

[craggy venture]

alright who fucking broke the launcher

[harsh shell]

downtime bruv

[muted storm]

I have never seen pizza in a school cafeteria. Simply put, that pizza looks rancid and dry

[knotty musk]

left by a mile

[craggy venture]

bruh

[glad wadi]

hmmm right

[ember forum]

both of these actually look good

[harsh shell]

nah unheard is gonna be better now its worth trust

[muted storm]

Left looks fuckin good

[ornate sapphire]

so much food in the right 🐹

[warped canyon]

ye left

[ruby berry]

some dirty nachos

[ember forum]

is that a chipotle crema I see

very nice

[muted storm]

right one got some jalapenos too it seems, that is kinda fuckin goated tho

[ruby berry]

dusseldorfer

[knotty musk]

left one has misc shaped meat

and chips

[vagrant nova]

omg the nameee

[ruby berry]

what the fuck is a dusseldorfer

[ember forum]

what is behind the fries on the left? Sausage + gravy?

[ornate sapphire]

I just make my own foods, safer that way 🐹

[knotty musk]

what is it viinex

tell me

[high hornet]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[vagrant nova]

this is called currywurst and its a traditional german food

[warped canyon]

Currywurst

[knotty musk]

yeah so easily the left

[ember forum]

im taking the nachos easily, sorry

[worn tundra]

why is the game not working

[vagrant nova]

düsseldorf is just a city tho

[knotty musk]

its down for update

[ruby berry]

its hard to fuck up nachos but you did it

[warped canyon]

left

[ember forum]

you're jujst bullshitting atp

[vagrant nova]

left

[worn tundra]

again

[knotty musk]

im gonna have to take the brownie with biscoff ngl

[ember forum]

what is wrong with both of you

[glad wadi]

both looking good

[knotty musk]

biscoff makes me weak

[worn tundra]

What is there to update. Its 1.0 already

[ruby berry]

that relish is wack

[knotty musk]

that dog and chips is not worth the 12 quid

6.25 for that brownie tho

[vagrant nova]

imagine its hot outside and u put that on your lap and the chocolate melts likee

[ruby berry]

australia takes the L on that one

[ember forum]

FUCK no both aren't looking good 😭

the hot dog itself looks dry as hell, relish sucks too

the fries are the only thing saving it

[knotty musk]

its a hot brownie already

[glad wadi]

bro is deep analysing a glizzy

[sand pendant]

well, just dropped a 50 bomb just using scout with an uzi pro

[vagrant nova]

every drake fan ever

[knotty musk]

the glizzy gladiator 💀

[ember forum]

Last Hero?

[ruby berry]

hes the glizzy analyzer

[sand pendant]

the class 6 plate is fucking insane and needs to be removed asap

[glad wadi]

just you bruh 😭

[knotty musk]

right

[ember forum]

calling Gas Analyzer this from now on

[molten trench]

Vii

[sand pendant]

checkpoint

[warped canyon]

bruh they already proven they dont care about balance xd

[vagrant nova]

right

[ember forum]

easily easily right

[vital sail]

im the ice man. No more mr nice man. Just wanna cook some rice man

[knotty musk]

but that pizza would slap i think

[glad wadi]

?

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi this pizza looks fire right

[ember forum]

the pizza wouldn't even be BAD but the flatbread just looks nice

[vagrant nova]

AHHAAHAHHAAHHA bro

[knotty musk]

just put some mayo all over it

[ruby berry]

why do u need a fork for a wrap

[glad wadi]

both looking good

[sand pendant]

yeah, just was reminded of that in my recent game. i lived so many fights i shouldnt have cuz of this busted ass armor

32 durability doesnt even matter if you get 2 free kills cuz they literally deal no damage

[knotty musk]

cheese burger

[glad wadi]

i feel like left is hitting more

[stiff marten]

yum

[knotty musk]

left is gonna slap

[vagrant nova]

right

[ember forum]

it's mint sauce

fucking lunacy

[knotty musk]

viinex wants the green chips

[glad wadi]

too much bun

[knotty musk]

the left one is gonna taste like a rustlers

[ember forum]

pretzel buns have always been a gimmick

[knotty musk]

left

that chicken club sandwich looks like i could die

[glad wadi]

what the frick is that

[ember forum]

left for sure, what is that sandwich even wrapped with???????

[knotty musk]

its french

[vagrant nova]

left

[ember forum]

left by default then, eugh

[warped canyon]

pls censor that

[ornate sapphire]

i glanced briefly at the picture and i thought the right was a cat D:

[vagrant nova]

it could be cat meat icl

[harsh shell]

left

[knotty musk]

oh man

this next one

[warped canyon]

also @knotty musk #screenshots

[ember forum]

chicken tenders and pizza are like the two things you can hardly ever fuck up, unless you undercook the chicken ig

[knotty musk]

which glizzy we taking bruh

im taking the polish dog

[warped canyon]

riught

[ember forum]

right is picture perfect bruh

[knotty musk]

left

the right one has that squared off glizzy

[ember forum]

that shit looks PRISTINE

the left one is proboably good too tho, its nerfed because the guy in the pic did't add anything

[vagrant nova]

i want both of them in my mouth

[sand pendant]

i dont like pickles on my hot dog, so left

[knotty musk]

shits been sitting in a jar for way too long

[ornate sapphire]

polish dog is good enuf plain 🐹

[sand pendant]

pickles are good for a lot of things, hot dogs aint one of em

[knotty musk]

too much sauce on the right one

[vagrant nova]

need that glizzy touching my tongue fr

[knotty musk]

stop

[sand pendant]

fuck me, i need some grub, butch u making me starve

[vagrant nova]

sorry 😭✋🥀

[mossy iris]

I love playing scrandle sometimes, a few days ago there was just a 'live rat, free for fans'

[knotty musk]

this dog on the right looks divine

[vagrant nova]

left

[ember forum]

I feel like drinks are kind of hard to compare tbh

[tall citrus]

do you drink a daquiri or slurp it

[sand pendant]

the onions below the glizzy on the right sell it for me

[tall citrus]

or does it fall over you

[ornate sapphire]

left, im going to need it to eat half the things we've seen so far D:

[knotty musk]

the bun on the burgerruiins the entire thing

so i take the pizza

[regal leaf]

arena is in maintenace?

[ember forum]

I'd go left too becasue I don't actually like hot dogs/sausage that much

[sand pendant]

man, 9mm feels so good with 40 pen in arena, why cant main game have that 😭

[ornate sapphire]

24 dollar burger D:

[ember forum]

that burger is falling apart the second I try and eat it in the stands, I'll take the za as well

its a good looking burger but just a mess fr

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi

we need the food fanatic on the case

[vagrant nova]

icl the burger looks fantastic

[sand pendant]

the messy ones taste the best

[mossy iris]

you will die before finishing that burger

[ember forum]

take one patty off of it and I'll take it instead

and add carmelized onions

[sand pendant]

that burger looks divine ngl

[knotty musk]

the bun ruins the burger

[tawny berry]

burger>pizza

[mossy iris]

I hate giant seeds

[knotty musk]

and its 24 quid

[tawny berry]

its a disformed bun but that looks good as hell

[ember forum]

oh yeah nvm then lol

[sand pendant]

oh for 24? fuck no

[knotty musk]

za is 7

[mossy iris]

thats 3 pizzers

[knotty musk]

burg is 24

[ember forum]

I enjoy pizza more to begin with anyways

[sand pendant]

what kinda burger is 24 bucks? i can make like 12 of those at home for that price

[mossy iris]

scrandle is mostly at football/soccer games

[hollow cairn]

The burg looks gas asf

[knotty musk]

dog food or fish glizzy

[ornate sapphire]

dog food D:

[mossy iris]

so its overpriced stadium food mostly

[vagrant nova]

fish the long way

[sand pendant]

i fk with it, ngl, fish glizzy goes hard

[knotty musk]

served in literal kitchen roll

[sand pendant]

based

[tall citrus]

that shits cold as ffuck

[knotty musk]

@floral edge how is polish sausage

[ember forum]

at least the left one is innovative ig

[dense palm]

why are arena servers so bad

[ornate sapphire]

i expect half of these things to be cold like they forgot to microwave it first and was like bon appetite D:

[dense palm]

200ping on OCE

[knotty musk]

the left is gonna slap so fucking hard

[ember forum]

we should've gotten an image with a cross section on the left, it skews it

[sand pendant]

man, fuck you butch, im like spongebob in the "i dont need it" scene

[knotty musk]

i need to eat something soon

im hungry

they are not sending their best

[mossy iris]

bucket of insects

[ember forum]

gobble gratuitous, gargantuan gaggles of glizzies while not gagging

[sand pendant]

right looks disgusting, pizza looks fine

[ornate sapphire]

why is that thing on the right labeled as steak D:

[warped canyon]

pizza looks boring

[vagrant nova]

fallout iguana on a stick on the right

[ember forum]

both of these piss me off the more I look at them

[knotty musk]

oue abd peas >>>>>>

[warped canyon]

but the steak looks like a hazard

[ornate sapphire]

we need gordon ramsey to taste all these for us

[knotty musk]

holy typing

[sand pendant]

actual 1mm steak. cut it in stripes and itd pass as shitty bulgogi

[knotty musk]

oue abd

[ember forum]

again, both look good, but I still want the nachos more personally

[mossy iris]

16.50 pounds for those nachos is sad

[knotty musk]

that pie is gonna be the best pie

[ember forum]

shit better weigh at LEAST a full pound

[vagrant nova]

pie and peas might sound fire

[ornate sapphire]

im inspired to be a chef, I'll just sell balogna sandwiches for 20 dollars D:

[knotty musk]

need i even ask

[ember forum]

both of those look pretty alright too

[ornate sapphire]

ill take 3 of the left D:

[mossy iris]

you can only get 4

[knotty musk]

hotdog and chips clear this so bad

[sand pendant]

id eat both at the same time

[ember forum]

what is the mystery liquid this time

[ornate sapphire]

my cat threw up on the left one D:

[sand pendant]

both look disgusting

[knotty musk]

thats definitely some version of mayo

[shy drift]

Where's the deep fried pizza

[mossy iris]

that sauce looks like the chicken nuggets from mcdonalds before they get cooked

[ember forum]

it has the color of thousand island

[sand pendant]

mayo on fries is ass and ill die on that hill

[knotty musk]

???

[shy drift]

Also can we drop the 15 second cooldown??

[knotty musk]

do i have to remind you of who i am

!slowmode 2

[reef condor]

✅ Set 2 minutes slowmode for #eft-chat (native slowmode)

[tall citrus]

why am i being asked to login to the launcher again

[knotty musk]

!slowmode 2s

[reef condor]

✅ Set 2 seconds slowmode for #eft-chat (native slowmode)

[knotty musk]

FUCK

[sand pendant]

a bald man?

[ember forum]

kewpie mayo can work I think, beyond that its a no go

[shy drift]

Lol

[knotty musk]

a quick 2 minute slowmode

[shy drift]

I was like wow ok petty much

[honest reef]

Brit food in a nutshell

[ornate sapphire]

set a 6 hour slowmode and wait for tarky tark to come online 🐹

[knotty musk]

okay enough of this i have to go and eat

[sand pendant]

rip dot_rich

[ember forum]

bro made me want the birria torta from the place near me at 3 AM 🥀

basically a Mexican French dip lmao

[pine raptor]

are servers still down?

[blissful sorrel]

yes

[pine raptor]

Are we deadass with the 5 hour wait time?

[ember forum]

Battlewait™ games

[blissful sorrel]

They started 3 hours ago so I'm hoping it will open in 4 hours

[ember forum]

cooked

[blissful sorrel]

HOPIUM

[pine raptor]

f that

[knotty musk]

it was a 4-6 hour update

[ember forum]

he means another hour from now or less ideally

[rapid anvil]

when is the update done?

[pine raptor]

anyone got a rich uncle who can buy this company?

[rapid anvil]

how many hours from now

[ember forum]

can we all become shareholders of Tarkov too

BSG and by extension Tarkov

[blissful sorrel]

an hour, two, or three hours

[pine raptor]

ye i got a 20 dollar bill that has something to say

[rapid anvil]

👍

[ivory birch]

Im still mad that I bought EOD because it said it would include all future paid content yet unheard is still coming out on top with more features

[ember forum]

Malcolm Moneybags over here

[knotty musk]

eod still gets all future paid dlcs

[eternal wing]

how longs the update got left?

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi im ordering greggs rn

[pine raptor]

😭

[ember forum]

that referred to DLC/expansions

[knotty musk]

4 pizza slice box

[ember forum]

so as much as I love to rag on BSG, they were fair with that

[eternal wing]

bossman, how longs the update got left? or been going for?

[knotty musk]

its been down for 3 hours

[eternal wing]

So... minimum 1h to go?

[mossy iris]

1-3 hrs left

[glad wadi]

just went LIDL

[coarse stream]

so todays patch is just the xp adjustment and new drip?

[ember forum]

that's assuming they don't exetnd it too lol

[coarse stream]

i can finally wear the drippy arena jacket

[knotty musk]

im getting 4 pizza slices and a thing of chicken goujons

[mossy iris]

yes

[glad wadi]

Pastel de Nata

[ember forum]

I imagine they wouldn't but its not impossible

[blissful sorrel]

I remember promising myself not to use my credit card to buy EOD...Then a month later, EOD got removed and I got forced to buy unheard with my credit card KEKW

[coarse stream]

hopefully its more than just those 2 things

[ember forum]

wtf is a goujon

[ivory birch]

Idk man just seems like the only time they’ve applied that was after pressure from the community to include PVE. I just want the extra clothing customization lol

[ember forum]

Ive never heard that term

[glad wadi]

chicken tender

[blissful sorrel]

Tenders basically

[ember forum]

do they call them that in the UK?

[glad wadi]

yeah

or chicken strip

[ember forum]

that is the first time I've ever heard it lol

[knotty musk]

4 pepperoni pizza slices

[ember forum]

yeah this is normal in the states too lol

[knotty musk]

and southern fried chicken goujons

[glad wadi]

4?

[knotty musk]

normal 11am meal

[glad wadi]

what the flip

[ember forum]

nah I need some chicken and waffles now

[ember forum]

can't find a place that does it near me

hurts my soul

[mossy iris]

I could go for some pizzer

[keen oasis]

okay bro we get it🥀

[eternal wing]

wanna order me some?

[glad wadi]

£8.95?!?!

[knotty musk]

fuh no

[glad wadi]

Bargain of the century

[knotty musk]

i almost bought 6

[eternal wing]

brother

[ember forum]

Little Caesars >>>>>>>>>

[glad wadi]

we dont have little caesars

[ember forum]

true

[vagrant nova]

damn those fried chickens would be like 10 quid here

[glad wadi]

Greggs isnt a pizza place either

[ember forum]

sadly for you

[knotty musk]

greggs clears

[ember forum]

in sausage rolls maybe

[austere obsidian]

Clears my bowels

[knotty musk]

i couldve added a sneaky chicken roll just to try it

[glad wadi]

Hincapie

[knotty musk]

chicken roll is 1.70 btw

[austere obsidian]

I wish bro

[ember forum]

I'd slap a baby for a fresh pre 2015 Costco chicken bake

[austere obsidian]

Can you get me one

[knotty musk]

no

[eternal wing]

god knows that 80% of that is NOT chicken

[austere obsidian]

:(

[knotty musk]

of course its not

[vagrant nova]

those are cheap asf here

[knotty musk]

its congealed chicken feet and eyelids and turned into a long phallic shape

[vagrant nova]

like 1.1€

[ember forum]

I like the roll they use

texture looks peak

[eternal wing]

nothings better... yummmm

[ember forum]

this is why you always get tenders and not nuggets because its going to be at least somewhat more decent quality

chicken nuggets taste like im eating TV static bruh

[eternal wing]

Can someone @ me when games up? Much love

[knotty musk]

the announcements channel will

[ember forum]

Butch, what's your take on Jaffa Cakes

[knotty musk]

i like jaffa cakes

the normal ones

[ember forum]

I feel like I might like them too

I didnt like the Terry's orange tho

so im not entirely certain

I like chocolate and orange but the orange syrup tasted so fake

[pallid thistle]

How long is the update gonna take?

[clever shoal]

someone said 6 hours but im not sure how long lol

[vagrant nova]

like 300 minutes

[harsh shell]

it started 3 hours ago

should take another 1-3 hours

[pallid thistle]

Okay thanks!

[harsh shell]

if bsg doesnt delay it

[ember forum]

imagine if we got icebreaker

[pallid thistle]

Yeah right

[harsh shell]

if bsg delays it you will see this chat losing their shit

[pallid thistle]

😅

[ember forum]

rightfully so, unless what I just said is true

taking this long for what was in the patch notes is fucking ridiculous

[pallid thistle]

Naah they said after this event icebreaker will come

This event stops 21 of may

So somewhere after these date

[ember forum]

yeah, that's why I was guessing the 22nd too

[wise geode]

servers back

[native marsh]

Is that a question or statement?

[pallid thistle]

Liar

[white mesa]

i don't have an update on steam what do i do?

or is it supposed to be like that

[ember forum]

maybe it'll come when they finish the downtime on the launcher?

[white mesa]

is there any idea when servers are back?

[ember forum]

within the next 3 hours supposedly

[wise geode]

Whatever makes you happy

[ember forum]

server?

hardly even kn-

[muted storm]

funny.

[ember forum]

💥💥💥

[brave gull]

I really dislike the pay to win road they decide to follow. We go deeper and deeper. I hate that xp/cosmetic update.

[wise geode]

server

I barely know her

haha

[harsh shell]

oh shutup lad

right fuckin bellend you are

[native marsh]

I love the cosmetic update couldn't care either way about the xp bonus.

[ember forum]

"who're you??"
"Ronnie Pickering"
"who?"
"Ronnie Pickering!"
"Who??"
"RONNIE PICKERING!!!!!!!!!"

[whole mica]

john cena

[ashen sand]

hey can I play tarkov on a new PC on the same account I ve been playing on my older rig? Just got a new PC and I want run my old account on the new rig. Is there anything I need to do so I wont have trouble with BSG?

[quick python]

Does it count as virginity if its a toaster?

[acoustic otter]

yea just login and ure good

[glad wadi]

what

[ashen sand]

thanks mate

[atomic flame]

what do they mean with New bonuses are also available to players who already own the upgraded editions.

in the patch notes

are they adding additonal bonuses that they didnt write in the patch notes about?

[ashen sand]

So you get xp bonus over what expensy edition you purchased. thats kinda lame. and the bonus factors are too high, like 10-20%

[fading fjord]

how is it lame> if one of your team have it you all good boost

[knotty musk]

only for unheard

unheard gives it to the group

the rest is just personal

[fading fjord]

i got all

[ornate sapphire]

maybe with unheard edition i can finally have frens 🐹

[glad wadi]

I wont allow any version lower than unheard in my stack.

[ornate sapphire]

no poors allowed 🐹

[eternal wing]

are seasonal wipes a thing yet?

[knotty musk]

no

[modern gale]

how much is unheard edition

[ashen sand]

I wouldnt mind if it wasnt so high, like 20%? thats too much. bare faced p2w. its like your best skill is your deep pockets

[modern gale]

it will add to the no man left behind edition?

[ornate sapphire]

they should release a p2w edition that comes with a class 6 exoskeleton suit that can't be looted and never loses durability 🐹

charge 10k for it

[fading fjord]

@knotty musk thats what i am saying how is it lame ? if one of your mates have Unheard you all get boost

[ember forum]

when's the $500 edition that lets you drive and shoot from the BTR on any map out

[ivory birch]

Id like a definition as to what they say is DLC. I love the game but there has been added paid content to the game that EOD hasn’t gotten.

[pine raptor]

Server up yet?

[livid creek]

??headset

[ember forum]

the announcements don't say so so uh, no

[native marsh]

Typically announcements don’t come immediately. Easiest way to know is if you can update your game. Thats a sign servers are soon to be up.

[ember forum]

last time I remember it being pretty fast

[ornate sapphire]

game's been live for an hour already 🐹

[native marsh]

Cap. I checked and no update. Smash the hamster time

[keen mango]

Still waiting for the 200$ trader that sells anything to be added

[ornate sapphire]

hamster go squish 🐹

[ashen sand]

if you are a solo and not an unheard deep pockets, the edition based xp wont touch you

[ornate sapphire]

they should just offer their own ingame esp service for like 100 dollars/month 🐹

[noble oyster]

I NEED TO PLAY

[molten willow]

Icebreaker delayed due to hantavirus found on pmcs

[atomic flame]

If you play with people here on the discord someone will have the unheard edition when you group with them, so I dont think its too big of an issue tbh

[haughty jay]

Icebreaker isnt coming out today right?

[sour stag]

no

[atomic flame]

no thats july I think

[ornate sapphire]

i have unheard edition but you gotta play pve, i don't play with the sweats 🐹

[haughty jay]

damn, got a bit stoked for a second there

[noble oyster]

life so boring during these updates

[worthy vessel]

why do they need to do this shit update during a timed event ☠️

[white arch]

Bruh its around 6h downtime relax

[wintry kraken]

When will unheard be available on steam?

[vital sail]

addicts

[ornate sapphire]

do you know how long 6h is in hamster time? D:

[worthy vessel]

makes 0 sense

[haughty jay]

When did the servers go down? When are they currently due to go live?

[sour stag]

when 1.0 comes out

[ornate sapphire]

that's like 120-150 hours in hamster land D:

[thorny sphinx]

It's a whole day for some of us

[noble oyster]

6 hours is a life time

[formal bough]

Idk why but i thought unheard was a limited time offer way back

[worthy vessel]

I dont know any other game that needs to shut down for 7 hours to adjust 4 numbers

[formal bough]

As an upgrade to EoD

[noble oyster]

isnt it already?

[ember forum]

if you're a USEC and you have a BEAR in your squad, do Rogues aggro...?

[noble oyster]

rogues are always angry

[ember forum]

or is it just towards the bear?

[worthy vessel]

interfaction squads will get you banned

unless you buy unheard

[wise geode]

The servers are up

[noble oyster]

liar

[vital sail]

They're up

[wise geode]

See

[noble oyster]

dont hurt me

[worthy vessel]

liar 2

[eternal wing]

tf is icebreaker?

[noble oyster]

iceman album

[vital sail]

Livin under a rock

[fading fjord]

haah

[vital sail]

Mr nice man?!

[eternal wing]

took a break due to... tarkov

[noble oyster]

not so mr nice man now

[thin elk]

liars liars all of ya

[vital sail]

Im uncold🔥

[noble oyster]

janice stfu

im gonna have to go play r6 since i cant get my tarkov fix

[vital sail]

Escaped hell to go to nether

[worthy vessel]

servers are on ||fire||

[noble oyster]

facts

[vital sail]

Yo waiitttt

[noble oyster]

i was good at r6 tho, tarkov not so much

[vital sail]

What if they add blindfolds and make a new survival path quest

Survivalist path- third eye. Kill pmcs while blindfolded

And its kappa required

[noble oyster]

i feel blindfolded when i play normally

[vital sail]

Two negatives make a positive

[worthy vessel]

and the one after, kill enemy PMCs in a specific 1 meter squared area while they are rloading and have a blindfolded duo in the party

[noble oyster]

is this what drug adicts feel when they cant get a hit, waiting for the game to update

[vital sail]

permaybe

[dim valve]

360 mosin legshot while bleeding, poisoned and dazed

[marsh hearth]

They're in the trees!
"Kill 17 PMCs on Woods location while wearing a blindfold with the M16A1 assault rifle"
Rewards: 5k EXP, 2x Fleece

[real linden]

6 hours of updating just to add extra XP and no optimization.💀

[dim valve]

in dorms

[vital sail]

and a badge of honor

[noble oyster]

[marsh hearth]

also permanently removes one of your legs upon completion, requiring you to pay 20mil to therapist for a prosthetic which has limited durability

[regal sonnet]

Is the server back on

[noble oyster]

anyone here OCE

[noble oyster]

no

[regal sonnet]

Ok

[prisma vapor]

How many hours will the Tarkov update finish?

[vital sail]

what about punisher part 6-7. kill 7 pmcs in a single raid 3 times. Unlocks the six seven emote

[noble oyster]

3 days

[young vault]

"allows using clothing regardless of faction"; does this apply to apparel unlock on the website?

[thin elk]

when did the server update start???

[marsh hearth]

if i die to a cracked out PMC doing the 67 emote im uninstalling atp 😭

[white arch]

Mfs will do anything but check the announcements

[vital sail]

Truth nuke

[noble oyster]

probably 5 hours ago

[prisma vapor]

?..

Does it take 3 days?

[vital sail]

2 more hours dude

[noble oyster]

2 more hours feels like years

[thin elk]

just went to launch and it popped up i had to go out for a few hrs and came home to ts

[marsh hearth]

what a good time to install battlefield 4 again

[ember forum]

servers are down just so you guys know

don't thank me

[vital sail]

Thank you

[arctic osprey]

hey guys are servers down?

[noble oyster]

i think its time for bloons td6

[vital sail]

I don't know

[arctic osprey]

dang

[opal abyss]

yes, still updating

[vital sail]

Can you?

[prisma vapor]

Thank you! I want to upgrade to the Unheard package and play it right away 😄

[noble oyster]

nah they are up

[vital sail]

Its may i

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi greggs arrived

[vital sail]

Couldve just dmed him yknow

[ember forum]

that took fuckin ages

[thin elk]

u gotta start at base game then buy from there upto unheard yeonrim otherwise it wont work

[knotty musk]

i live far

[ember forum]

rip

[blissful comet]

when are prestiges coming to pve any1 know?

[vital sail]

Holy profile pic

[noble oyster]

LMFAO

[thin elk]

god tier pfp

[opal abyss]

does anyone know if other faction clothing is only for ones you purchase from the website or you can get the standard ones from ragman now too?

[vital sail]

i dont know

[blissful comet]

ty ty

[opal abyss]

i dont even know if BEAR has diff clothes to buy from ragman actually lol

[glad wadi]

tonight i complete test drive 5

[opal abyss]

never wiped as BEAR

[vital sail]

6-7 months into wipe btw

[nocturne steeple]

mann i reinstalled the game last night and went to play this morning and its updating i have the best timing

[thin elk]

you mean tomorrow geon lol

[glad wadi]

have you done it

[vital sail]

2 weeks ago

[glad wadi]

get a job 2 weeks ago

[vital sail]

loserr

[pallid thistle]

easy money part 1 done, less gooo

[muted storm]

do setup nerd

[torn whale]

Wish prestige gave benefits like extra stash and trader bonus start not just bare minimum

[noble oyster]

why work when tarkov gives you all fulfilment

[opal abyss]

@glad wadi do you like custom keyboards?

[vital sail]

i dont know

[pallid thistle]

👈

[glad wadi]

wtf is that server tag

I invented geon

[knotty musk]

no way

[glad wadi]

I have fans

[knotty musk]

norway man

[opal abyss]

Geon the GOAT of custom keyboards youre too late to claim the title

[eternal wing]

the original has arrived

[glad wadi]

NORWAY 🇳🇴 😂

[vital sail]

Shut up fam

[barren kestrel]

when was last arena wipe?

[nocturne steeple]

sorry :(

[sour stag]

1.0

[vital sail]

sup big Y

[nocturne steeple]

[eternal wing]

does eft wipe anymore?

[vital sail]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[eternal wing]

reset progress

[glad wadi]

but no i dont like custom keyboards

[sour stag]

prestige

[eternal wing]

ew

[barren kestrel]

tf i thought they didnt wipe arena

[barren kestrel]

sup g

[sour stag]

they half wipe it

[vital sail]

i dont wipe at all

[barren kestrel]

nice profile picture

[vital sail]

cuz i dont let shit bother me

[knotty musk]

they wipe arena stash with pvp wipes but armoury and stuff doesnt wipe

[noble oyster]

facts

[glad wadi]

he could only have gotten that idea from benjamin netenyahu

[sour stag]

.

[nocturne steeple]

[glad wadi]

Alex Jones in the big 26 😭

washed unc

[sour stag]

is that his name