eft-chat

[sand pendant]

left, cuz i hate those cheap ass cheese slices

[void dagger]

What is the info on the seasonal wipe? When we gonna see a wipe?

[sacred saddle]

The one on the right is definitely from the midwest. Those guys make some real abominations

[vital sail]

can i do both

[knotty musk]

july is seasonal

[calm nest]

I bet you eat mounds bars

[sand pendant]

who the hell eats a mounds bar?

[sacred saddle]

They have no right to be as good as they are

[void dagger]

I hope they are able to pull it off

[knotty musk]

oh man this next one is hard

[short ravine]

@knotty musk I feel like we need a revamp with airplane food instead of stadium food

[calm nest]

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone eat a mounds bar

[sand pendant]

what even is that shit on the left?

[vital sail]

why is there a flintlock on the right

[sharp sandal]

Abstain

[glad wadi]

jalapeno glizzy

vs pancake glizzy

[sacred saddle]

fat ol sosig with an american cheese sauce boat + jalapeno

[vital sail]

right cuz at least i can wash it down with the coke

[elfin ruin]

I see it

[brittle crater]

It's time for breakfast, chat

[knotty musk]

i also see a flintlock

[sand pendant]

pancake hot dog goes hard ngl

aura

[knotty musk]

its a fucking taco hotdog

read the text

[brittle crater]

What the fuck did I walk into

[void dagger]

Do you guys think the seasonal character wipe will be popping for a while or do you think the playerbase will be too split up?

[glad wadi]

we cant read

[sharp sandal]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[sand pendant]

lmao ok

[vital sail]

send the next (that rhymed)

[sacred saddle]

Big portion of playerbase seems to like wipes, seasonal will probably have the majority of players

[sand pendant]

taco is also good ig

bit more boring than a pancake

[vital sail]

right

[floral edge]

left

[sand pendant]

also the text is like 2 molecules big on my phone

[glad wadi]

Kebab

[knotty musk]

that cheeseburger looks 10/10

[glad wadi]

it looks fucked mate

[sand pendant]

that cheeseburger gettin me hungry

[knotty musk]

get some mayo on it

[vital sail]

wouldnt say 10 but its up there

[vital sail]

please stop

[floral edge]

burger is eaten to survive

kebab is for enjoyment

[sand pendant]

the kebab looks like shit

and im a german so id know

[vital sail]

thats not a doner kebab bro

[knotty musk]

poutine and a beer vs hog wild

[sand pendant]

this shit is soulfood for us

[floral edge]

right#

[vital sail]

gimme right

[silent hemlock]

right

[void dagger]

You trying to make me hungry mofo

[sand pendant]

idk what that stuff even is

[glad wadi]

mac and cheese with pork on

[vital sail]

me neither but at least right is cheaper

[calm nest]

Butch have you seen RBK post streets buff

[harsh shell]

birdeye had 55a1 and m80

today is a good day

[calm nest]

They shadow buffed streets loot it’s wild

[vital sail]

this mf

[calm nest]

Relax is like, glory days level loot now

[vital sail]

left

[sharp sandal]

wtf

[knotty musk]

no

[sand pendant]

right description sounds yummy af

[sharp sandal]

The right one looks like smth i cannot say

[floral edge]

left

[glad wadi]

right

[harsh shell]

:3

[sharp sandal]

also

Pretzels are fucking disgusting

Sorry

[vital sail]

out of my sight bro

[knotty musk]

cheeseburger and cheesy chips with some water to wash it down

easy clear

[sand pendant]

imagine calling fries chips 😭

br*tish moment

[knotty musk]

okay let me get some pictures

[calm nest]

My first hit was bitty, PKPTS, VO and Chek 15, second was chek 13, ULTRA med, RB-VO and another bitty

[vital sail]

we bouta see some bullshit

[sacred saddle]

Its our language we get to make the rules 😛

[sand pendant]

get out

[knotty musk]

what are these

[floral edge]

fries

[glad wadi]

chippy chips

[shy drift]

CHIPPY CHIPS

[floral edge]

thick fuckers too

[sand pendant]

fries

[vital sail]

fried potato

[knotty musk]

and what are these

[floral edge]

fries

[glad wadi]

fries

[vital sail]

fried potato

[floral edge]

skinny fuckers

[quaint sable]

Fries

[sharp sandal]

Fries

[sand pendant]

borderline potato wedges tho the first one

[knotty musk]

chips and fries are different

[quaint sable]

More fries

[silent hemlock]

🥕 🧂

[sand pendant]

both count as fries in my book

[vital sail]

chips is the round ones

[quaint sable]

https://tenor.com/view/chips-potato-chips-spinning-gif-27138427

[silent hemlock]

crisps

[vital sail]

fries are the long ones

[quaint sable]

This is a chip

[glad wadi]

thats a crisp

[sand pendant]

yeah THESE are chips

[floral edge]

crisps are whatever their brand name is

[floral edge]

i say lays and pringles not crisps

[sand pendant]

fuck off br*t

[short ravine]

Wym they look perfect

[knotty musk]

chips and fries

[vital sail]

same shit

[knotty musk]

nope

[short ravine]

Fuck that's hard, left I think

[sand pendant]

literally they are the same picture

[quaint sable]

Both are fries

[knotty musk]

we're not picking

[calm nest]

Brits be like “that’s a crispa munch mucksnapper jack”

[knotty musk]

these is chips vs fries debate

[sacred saddle]

You'll only confuse them

[vital sail]

both fries

[quaint sable]

Both are fries on the side of a burger

[knotty musk]

chips are thick cut

fries are thin cut

[sharp sandal]

THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING FRIES

[sand pendant]

mfs would also call cookies bisquits like some fucking fr*nchman

[short ravine]

Ah chips left fries right, obviously

[vital sail]

you fry them both

[elfin ruin]

Chips = thick and often oven baked
Fries = skinny and deep fried
Crisps = very thin and sold in packets

[vital sail]

theyre fries

[knotty musk]

chek is right

[quaint sable]

These Europeans istg

[floral edge]

honestly

[sharp sandal]

I cant believe im agreeing with the americans against you brits

its fucking fries man

[vital sail]

its the brits bro

[sharp sandal]

And then chips are chips, LAYS = chips, pringles = chips

[sacred saddle]

Its the English language, its not our fault you lot get it wrong

[knotty musk]

fries

[glad wadi]

fabel frites to you

[calm nest]

Dude I saw some girl pour like brown sludge on fries and call it a “treat”

[vagrant sequoia]

you'll never guess where chips get their name from

[short ravine]

Nah chips and fries are completely different eating experiences

[calm nest]

Like shit from a butt on fries

[austere obsidian]

br*ts

[floral edge]

fucking criminal lack of bacon

[calm nest]

What you guys got over there

[elfin ruin]

You’re just incorrect though, about both things

[vital sail]

english belongs to the US of A

[sharp sandal]

Go listen to iceman no more mr niceman

[floral edge]

also what the fuck is that an air fryer??

[short ravine]

Ye fries, shit fries, but fries

[sacred saddle]

You guys invented aerosol cheese and are no longer allowed to make decisions

[knotty musk]

chips

[vital sail]

im not from the US. im just saying the truth 😂

[quaint sable]

Fish and fries

Type shit

[austere obsidian]

I’m going back to the UK soon, it’s actually SO over

[calm nest]

Screw Brit’s Canadians are the only people I trust with fries

They cooked with poutine

[glad wadi]

[austere obsidian]

Bro are we disregarding the inventors of fries

[vital sail]

it ain got no gaz innit

[sharp sandal]

I still like the brits more than the americans tho

[austere obsidian]

Stay away from me geon

[knotty musk]

youre not out here calling these "fries"

[calm nest]

What, France?

[sharp sandal]

only have 5-7 americans i know that are chill

[austere obsidian]

Low bar icl

[glad wadi]

Thats jenga mate

[vital sail]

you can disllike both

[sacred saddle]

You probably shouldn't we're just as bad lol

[sharp sandal]

nah

i like the brits more

[vital sail]

oh fuck off you wanted to type 6 there

[sharp sandal]

most brits i know are mentally sane

[austere obsidian]

I’m actually going to hurt you

[calm nest]

Am i one of them

[knotty musk]

costs £80 in a fine dining restaurant

[sharp sandal]

Unlike some fucker that washes his fucking chicken

[elfin ruin]

America is my favourite reality TV show

[austere obsidian]

“sane”

[floral edge]

i am

[sharp sandal]

accurate

[floral edge]

[austere obsidian]

It’s like going to the zoo

[sharp sandal]

Its funny

[vital sail]

OK NEXT

[sharp sandal]

eft-chat on a monday is more active than the last 4 weeks combined

[vital sail]

butch give us more

[sharp sandal]

[quaint sable]

Thpse are fries

[short ravine]

Nah its just were all crazy enough no one outside the uk can see it

[acoustic otter]

its all chips mate

all of it

[elfin ruin]

If I ask for chips and they give me fries I’m getting a refund

[short ravine]

More importantly what is the diameter where chips become fries

[austere obsidian]

I’m gonna sentence you to living in the east midlands for 8 years @glad wadi

[vital sail]

e=mc^2

[calm nest]

If Brit’s discovered tater tots what would they call them

[sacred saddle]

Nobody deserves that

[quaint sable]

If I go to a place and order a burger and ask for chips on the side they will look at me like im mentally insane

[floral edge]

left is fries, top rgiht is fries, bottom right is brand name

[sharp sandal]

left

[vital sail]

left what

[calm nest]

“Oi mate gimme some of those little crispy crunchers bruv”

[sacred saddle]

Isn't that Croquettes?

[floral edge]

left

[knotty musk]

right

[elfin ruin]

You’re American so they’re probably right to think that

[floral edge]

that pie is fucking nothing

give me 2 beers instead

[short ravine]

Potato poppers or probably potato balls. Maybe mini croquets

[sharp sandal]

sure

[sacred saddle]

oh are they not the same as croquettes, idk what a tater tot is

[sharp sandal]

i'll add you to the list of nice americans

[calm nest]

Nahhhh potato wouldn’t be in the name

[elfin ruin]

I’d get the chicken, can’t trust the Scottish

[sharp sandal]

There is a brit iheavily dislike tho but i wont say their name

[calm nest]

It’d be like “mini crispy crunchers”

[unique agate]

guys do i take the radio boxes out myself or just rat people trying to do the quest

[vital sail]

ahem geon

[austere obsidian]

They are all the same practically

[quaint sable]

Those thick cut fries are often referred to as steak fries in the us

[calm nest]

I’m a really nice person I’d make you biscuits and gravy

[sharp sandal]

nah geon is chill

[sacred saddle]

To be fair we're all related

[austere obsidian]

You’re my favourite bulgarian

[sharp sandal]

bro im dutch

[vital sail]

whos we bro

[sacred saddle]

the brits

[short ravine]

Nah its be something crazy like rabbit droppings or some shit

[sharp sandal]

tbf

[calm nest]

I’m just a dickhead online because it makes me feel power in my sad pathetic life

[sharp sandal]

American is literally just washed down european descendants

[unique agate]

Do you happen to lead a gang?

[vital sail]

brits<french

[sharp sandal]

[sharp sandal]

no?

[austere obsidian]

not the first time this has been mentioned

[calm nest]

Fuck my stupid chud life

[unique agate]

so you dont have a plan

[austere obsidian]

🙏

[glad wadi]

steak cut chips

[unique agate]

bro didnt get my reference to peak😭 🙏

[calm nest]

Yeah I’m a stupid chud yk

[vital sail]

i volunteer

[unique agate]

are you fat?

[floral edge]

lets do a weight off

[sacred saddle]

Sir this is discord everyone is fat except me

[floral edge]

fattest gobshite in here gets unheard

[calm nest]

Ask honor for an unbiased opinion

[austere obsidian]

Well, that was obvious, but don’t worry people still like you(?)

[glad wadi]

already won this

[unique agate]

geon takes the fat crown

[floral edge]

ik

[knotty musk]

right clears

[vital sail]

🥵

[calm nest]

Well you know I’d hope that my girlfriend liked me

[floral edge]

left

[sacred saddle]

tf is on the right

[floral edge]

i could eat both of those

[short ravine]

Left looks good, damn

[floral edge]

just give me 12 hours

[glad wadi]

fattest chud gets white knuckle

[vital sail]

hot dog, beer and car keys

[austere obsidian]

You’re a disgusting creature and should be put down like a sick dog

[floral edge]

yo already won that

i gave out the copy

[unique agate]

"thatll be 40 pounds" ahh food

[glad wadi]

im so fat

[austere obsidian]

You’re so big and round bro

[vital sail]

all of you guys are bums

[knotty musk]

this is the last one and i want some good voting

[glad wadi]

RIGHT !!!!

[vital sail]

right

[glad wadi]

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

[austere obsidian]

Geon has michelin man proportions btw

[unique agate]

if you can look down and still see your dick then youre fine

[calm nest]

I’d probably win I’m 90 KG

Not that I need it

[acoustic otter]

right

[glad wadi]

[acoustic otter]

left looks like iced vomit

[elfin ruin]

Geon actually is the Michelin man it’s his job to dress up and do the ads

[short ravine]

Right, left looks like kermits special sauce

[austere obsidian]

Geon suffers from mirror sickness </3

[calm nest]

What if it’s too tiny

[glad wadi]

they fired me for being too fat

[unique agate]

you can still see it if youre not fat

dick size doesnt matter

[glad wadi]

speak for yourself

[austere obsidian]

he’s also the food tester for the michelin stars

that’s why he’s such a lard lord

[tiny flame]

fatty

[glad wadi]

im actually normal weight

[floral edge]

sorry i had to do my best to keep a straight fucking face while in this zoom call. i'll take a falalfel

[elfin ruin]

Geon isn’t a chud he’s a chub

[visual portal]

The stuff behind the Michelin stars will never not be funny to me

[tiny flame]

Normal weight for a geon yes

[unique agate]

whats your go to holo guys

[visual portal]

Basically advertising that took actual precedent for quality

[austere obsidian]

buddy, you steal food from your ex still, fym normal weight

[vital sail]

started at the bottom now we're underground

[glad wadi]

im 6ft 9 270 lean

[visual portal]

My go to holo? Ooh. I really like the boss xe

[calm nest]

Damn…

[floral edge]

sro if thats a holo

[elfin ruin]

9270 kg is crazy

[floral edge]

im european, idk

[vital sail]

friend me again i gotta send you something

[glad wadi]

why am i unfriended again

fuck off lad

[austere obsidian]

taking too much bandwidth

[vital sail]

gives me something to talk with you about

[austere obsidian]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[unique agate]

i started using the vortex uh1 and damn its so good

[glad wadi]

im good

[vital sail]

i js wanna send a youtube vid

[visual portal]

Idk why, I only like running that sight on my 762 ak’s

[glad wadi]

i aint got shit to say fr

[vital sail]

ill send the roblox counterstrike guide later

[unique agate]

man why did i even build scav case

[austere obsidian]

@knotty musk I dead ass just missed the jump onto the trash container on big red

[visual portal]

It just feels right

[unique agate]

running it on the 308

[visual portal]

That also works I guess lol

[vital sail]

ill carry you to 15000 elo

[calm nest]

I’m currently holding a bag of homemade pralines

[vital sail]

just friend me

[calm nest]

Mmmm yummers

[glad wadi]

on what roblox counter strike

[austere obsidian]

you don’t even need a carry to 15000 elo on Cs lmao

[vital sail]

im peak 19999 elo on premier bro

[glad wadi]

we cant play together then

[vital sail]

ahem

[knotty musk]

having pizza later chat

[vital sail]

im 14000 now

[knotty musk]

gonna COVER IT in mayo

[austere obsidian]

I’ve yet to play this premiere season

[calm nest]

“Roblox counter strike” son it’s counter blox

[unique agate]

red gunpowder is 70k damn

[floral edge]

hop on counter blox

[calm nest]

M80a1

[vital sail]

ill dog yall on counter blox

[austere obsidian]

I’ve got mad skins on there

[unique agate]

yeah im crafting that shit

[glad wadi]

stop playing roblox

[vital sail]

1v1 me roblox arsenal

[unique agate]

i wonder how hard the prices gonna go up the longer the wipe goes

[glad wadi]

like football

[unique agate]

bazillion for gunpowder

[vital sail]

dont know ball

[austere obsidian]

Arsenal are winning the prem

I can’t wait

[vital sail]

and losing the champions

[glad wadi]

they are humbling PSG

[vital sail]

no the fuck they arent 😭

[austere obsidian]

Nah we are humbling PSG

[glad wadi]

whos we 😭

[austere obsidian]

I’m on the pitch bro

[glad wadi]

bro never been to the emirites

[vital sail]

5-0 in psgs favor after the first 10 minutes

[austere obsidian]

I’ve been three times

[glad wadi]

I forgot ur rich

[knotty musk]

how much mayo do i put on the pizza

[vital sail]

hat trick by kvara and 2 by dembele

[glad wadi]

arsenal have conceded like 5 goals this season

wake up dummy

[vital sail]

they bouta concede 10 more

[calm nest]

It doesn’t matter, the gates of hell have opened for which is where you will be swallowed whole.

[austere obsidian]

conceding only 6 goals in the CL is crazy

Geon, how long have you supported arsenal for

[calm nest]

What are we speaking in

Is this soccer talk

[glad wadi]

I support man united idiot

[austere obsidian]

Red mafia is united

[calm nest]

I only know professional hacky sack and hockey

[glad wadi]

we're talking real sport yank

[knotty musk]

whats soccer

[amber igloo]

How is everyone doing today ?

[unique agate]

fucking wonderful thanks for asking

[elfin ruin]

Sock car racing

[austere obsidian]

We should be allowed to scalp man city fans

[unique agate]

soccer stars

elite ball knowledge

[glad wadi]

agreed

[knotty musk]

egg and spoon race

[amber igloo]

Awesome

[floral edge]

#eft-chat message

[calm nest]

The one where they get grazed, flop on the ground and cry like bitches to get the other team penalty’s

[glad wadi]

thats called the NBA

[calm nest]

Couldn’t pay me to watch that

[glad wadi]

goofy 😭

[calm nest]

Couldn’t pay me to watch that either

[vital sail]

intense pvp on reserve with the x-17

[unique agate]

yall better be watching hockey

[amber igloo]

I’m at work, but I’m here hanging out.

[calm nest]

Exactly

[sand pendant]

there should lowkey be oscars for soccer tournaments

[unique agate]

czech republic!🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅

[calm nest]

Hockey is the only good sport to watch

Those mfs fist fight

[glad wadi]

why does no one watch it then

[calm nest]

And they just allow it

[unique agate]

we lost to slovenia gg

[glad wadi]

check mate

[calm nest]

Because they’re brainwashed

[floral edge]

i love listening to czechs talk

[austere obsidian]

Funny little people

[floral edge]

its like a pole got a brick broken over their head

[knotty musk]

gonna go toast some bagels

[sand pendant]

soccer is a huge ass corrupt industry anyway

[unique agate]

what the fuck

now that insults me

[austere obsidian]

man city moment

[glad wadi]

american be like

[austere obsidian]

can we kill man city fans

[floral edge]

czech literally sounds like a 10 year old speaking polish

[calm nest]

Football/soccer and American football teams are zodiac signs for men, it’s the male equivalent of astrology girls going like “I can’t be friends cuz ur a Pisces”

[glad wadi]

name 3 footballers

[unique agate]

so youre polish that makes sense

[austere obsidian]

who?

[floral edge]

yes

[unique agate]

its funny that for czechs polish is funny

and for polish people czech is funny

[floral edge]

kurwa

[unique agate]

kurva

[floral edge]

do pacifiku dolecisz

[bold cape]

i can actually do this (holy shit my spelling this morning

[unique agate]

ne ty

[neat leaf]

Czech republic is better than poland. the people just look a bit potato

[glad wadi]

you cant even spell twin

[floral edge]

yeah i know one

[unique agate]

dont insult poland

czech and poles are brothers

[floral edge]

@twin moss

matveyyy

wake up matvey

[bold cape]

lol

[calm nest]

Genuinely I can’t understand how that shit is entertaining being a dumbass screaming at a TV because “your team” didn’t throw the ball good

[glad wadi]

NFL ?

[harsh shell]

i think when me and this guy made contact we both got like instant lobotomies

[floral edge]

czech wife, slovak boywife, what else could a man want

[calm nest]

Literally any sport

[neat leaf]

All of europe are like fucking brothers, the countrys are all intermingled nightmares

[knotty musk]

Bagels in the toaster

[unique agate]

not true

[calm nest]

Hockey is fun to watch no matter the team you just get to see fighting and shit

[sand pendant]

as a kid i always thought "why the fuck do these mfs earn millions kicking balls around?" and that thought hasnt changed to this day ngl

[unique agate]

slavic countries stick together

[glad wadi]

Well its because they are really hard to be good at so if you have any knowledge of them its easy to appreciate the things that happen in the games

[calm nest]

And the aura is unmatched

[neat leaf]

shengen zone exists

[floral edge]

some

the rest get shit on

[unique agate]

yeah some

[austere obsidian]

Let’s play rugby Geon

[vital sail]

pickle ball

[glad wadi]

Rugby fucking sucks

[neat leaf]

Like Serbia and their close friend

[sand pendant]

wrestling without the acting type shit

[calm nest]

So skill = screaming at the top of your lungs and fighting people because they’re not following the same team as you

[neat grail]

day 87 of asking for thick thigh baddie female operators in tarkov

[austere obsidian]

Frankly, some team fans should be fought icl

[neat leaf]

YES. PLEASE

[vital sail]

one day... one day 🥹

[glad wadi]

well fighting people is silly and isnt common

[vital sail]

its not silly

its tuff boii

[sand pendant]

infinitely more entertaining than seeing balls kicked around

[austere obsidian]

I think we should be able to glass west ham supporters

[unique agate]

man what painkillers do you guys use for premedding

[calm nest]

Like genuinely can’t understand not only choosing “a team,” being dedicated enough to care about it

[vital sail]

arse enal fan sayin gthis

[unique agate]

im not paying 200k for a golden star

[calm nest]

Let alone going to a stadium for $300 and paying $50 for food

[barren tapir]

Goldenstars ibuprofen or stims

[glad wadi]

you literally couldnt kick the ball in a straight line

[sand pendant]

goldenstar ibu or propital on labs

[austere obsidian]

Enjoy your relegation mate

[vital sail]

vaseline

[vital sail]

im a madrid fan

[austere obsidian]

what position to you play

[unique agate]

vaseline is only 3 uses its so annoying

[glad wadi]

anywhere

[austere obsidian]

even worse LMAO

[sand pendant]

why is that a skill i should have? waste of time and energy 😭

[glad wadi]

if you cant do something I wouldnt pass judgement

its a hard skill to master

[austere obsidian]

Honor being a madrid fan is the least surprising thing ever icl

[calm nest]

Like sports teams are just male astrology

[vital sail]

elaborate

[austere obsidian]

I’d like to see him try to get a first touch off a cross

[sand pendant]

i dont even know 2 sports teams

[glad wadi]

[austere obsidian]

Don’t worry about it :)

[vital sail]

bitch

whatever

i dont have to listen to an arsenal fan

[calm nest]

Because you’re super pretty and awesome

[vital sail]

thank you

[austere obsidian]

Calling someone a real madrid fan is just a way to circulate word filters at this point

😭

[harsh shell]

pull up on the customs location

this time i wont get a lobotomy upon seeing a pmc

[glad wadi]

if ur a real madrid fan ur a fat idiot

[austere obsidian]

You’re so real for this geon

[vital sail]

dude got gifted an expansion and now he thinks hes tuff shi

[austere obsidian]

W geon

[sand pendant]

i dont even know whether real madrid is good or bad or who plays in that team 😭

[vital sail]

shut up man

[harsh shell]

i will kiss you

[neat grail]

damn

[glad wadi]

Ødegaard left ages ago bro

[calm nest]

Pot calling the kettle black

[vital sail]

please

[shy drift]

Divorce just got signed

[harsh shell]

lmao

[shy drift]

You're done pal

[austere obsidian]

Only one normal person plays for madrid atp

[vital sail]

arent you a united fan

[twin moss]

PŘESNĚ TAK KURVA !

[calm nest]

Apollo you don’t even know Rysko like that

[austere obsidian]

United > Madrid

[calm nest]

Name 3 Ryskos

[glad wadi]

bros jealous

[vital sail]

just chatting

[shy drift]

Maiden rysko, tsundere rysko, and clingy rysko

Ez

[austere obsidian]

They don’t have maguire 🗣️🔥

[sharp sandal]

Lmao bsg is so full of shit sometimes.

[glad wadi]

😭

[calm nest]

Wrong

[vital sail]

what about the rysko in love with me

[sharp sandal]

They have the lead programmer on camera talking about things they're working on

[glad wadi]

Hacked Rysko

[sharp sandal]

Just a rehash of TarkovTV

[shy drift]

Not real

[sharp sandal]

Lmao.

[austere obsidian]

no one is in love with you

[vital sail]

@harsh shell tell him

[calm nest]

Rysko is in love with all of us but he commits to me

[vital sail]

wow

[calm nest]

I am 🥹

[vital sail]

i see how it is

[floral edge]

just managed to immediately max out the tac map with all my tokens

[sand pendant]

kurwa jebana 🇵🇱

[floral edge]

god is good

[shy drift]

Rysko you slag

[floral edge]

one day

[vital sail]

oh my baby 🥺

[floral edge]

one day i'll get to be a va in eft and just speak polish

[vital sail]

come here

[shy drift]

What if we all get in a gay poly

[austere obsidian]

The day Courtois leaves Madrid is the day Madrid no longer has anyone normal playing for them

[twin moss]

we should scream at each other in our native languages

[shy drift]

We need British usec voices

[vital sail]

we have the dictator

[austere obsidian]

and move to seattle

[urban arch]

reshala and guards kinda just left me paralized I everything was 0 except my stomach but I got rb-vo so im not mad

[floral edge]

as if we dont already

[twin moss]

sybau

[calm nest]

Yeah but you have to be one of those girls thats like “I can fix him”

Then it cuts to an image of me in a suit and tie

[vital sail]

fuck off fam

[calm nest]

With slicked back hair

[austere obsidian]

Bro Trossard is so cute

[glad wadi]

Youre killing me

[calm nest]

Like a respectable gentleman

[glad wadi]

Straightest belgian

[austere obsidian]

I love another belgian

[twin moss]

[vital sail]

casillas was cute

[austere obsidian]

Except doku as he plays for man city

[glad wadi]

and hes gay

[calm nest]

I want an Aussie usec

[vital sail]

cant believe what they did to my fav goalie bro

cassillas was the goat

[calm nest]

“Blimey, I’m fuckin reloading!”

That’d be peak

[shy drift]

Oi caunt

I'll have at ya dickhead

[vital sail]

oi geon

[floral edge]

frankly mate the shit i could say as a polish usce for the insulting voicelines would either make bsg hate or love me given it would be directed at the bear faction

[calm nest]

“Oi, you stupid fucka! You’ll feckin pay for that one!”

[vital sail]

not funny dude

[calm nest]

Like that’d be TUFF

[shy drift]

Scottish USEC when

[sand pendant]

a pmc screaming kurwa would make my day

[twin moss]

fair enough, same to be honest

[calm nest]

I can do a Scottish accent

I’ll do it for BSG

[shy drift]

Can you though

drop dead ya wee shitebag

Yer da sells Avon ya cheeky prick!

[calm nest]

Yes my 2 niche impressions are Scottish accents and Kennedy

[shy drift]

I think you're lying

[calm nest]

John F. Kennedy is my American president impression

Everyone can do one good

But only one

If you think about it Lee Harvey Oswald was just doing shooter born

+1

[vital sail]

Ice man, no more mr nice man

[glad wadi]

he literally doesnt say it

[sharp sandal]

This new ping is full of shit lmao.

[calm nest]

FIREEEEE

[sharp sandal]

Video is essentially a less interesting 2 min version of tarkovtv.

[calm nest]

i fucking hate drake so much I can’t put it into words

[vital sail]

He does rhyme ice man with nice man tho

[calm nest]

Honor can you come pick me up

I’m scared

[barren tapir]

I haven’t seen any drake glazers tryna defend this newest album tho

[vital sail]

shut up

bro yuno miles dropped a parody song and it genuinely sounds better

[austere obsidian]

Honor really likes the real madrid of music

[vital sail]

trashman, for anyone wondering

[austere obsidian]

that’s actually crazy

[glad wadi]

drakes worst song is 10 times better than Yuno miles best song

[vital sail]

lies

[glad wadi]

thats literally a fact

[vital sail]

4 wheeler slams drakes best song

[calm nest]

Yuno miles can have my child when I have one

[glad wadi]

tik tok brain

[surreal moth]

yo

[vital sail]

drake is gay

[surreal moth]

jk

[glad wadi]

hes not gay

[vital sail]

Yuno miles is an artist

[knotty musk]

drake is a 2/10 artist

[glad wadi]

name 3 drake songs

[vital sail]

the song about martin luther king really exposes the core racism in america

[calm nest]

Drake is the biggest loser dude

[vital sail]

Ice man.
Nice man
Im cold man

[barren tapir]

Bro is corny

[calm nest]

He pulls up and says he’s poor (born into a loving family and got a TV show role early), worked his way from the bottom (worked from the middle actually)

[vital sail]

Yeah drake really is weird

[calm nest]

Then started making songs about…

Racism?

[vital sail]

Anita max win

[surreal moth]

w

[knotty musk]

drake returns
need for drake 3
drake

[glad wadi]

Fuck off man

[barren tapir]

When I hear drake I think of the pic of him biting the straw of a Starbucks drink

[calm nest]

Drake isn’t even good either his voice is like fucking nails on a chalkboard

God I hate Drake so much

[vital sail]

The one with glitter

[barren tapir]

I think so LOL

[vital sail]

god that tiktok live was so cool

[glad wadi]

someone name 3 drake songs

[calm nest]

Drake is like

[vital sail]

say drake. I hear you like em young

[barren tapir]

Hotline bling

[calm nest]

A Starbucks pumpkin spice white girl

[barren tapir]

That song pisses me off

[glad wadi]

we're so cooked man

[vital sail]

genuinely dont know any drake songs

[unique agate]

Yo i killed someone named mossad

[glad wadi]

exactly

stfu then

[vital sail]

i thought drake and kanye were the same dude

[unique agate]

be careful people

[glad wadi]

AHHHH!!!

[knotty musk]

drake is just

🥀

[glad wadi]

Kanye has like 5 of the best albums ever

[unique agate]

the one whos trying to steal fame for michael jacksons glove?

[austere obsidian]

Anyone who listens to him is just a lesser human

[vital sail]

No he doesnt

[glad wadi]

literally does

[vital sail]

No

[barren tapir]

Best I ever had ain’t bad tho

That’s old drake

[unique agate]

just listen to 2010s white girl songs and country and youll be happy guys trust

[glad wadi]

not even a top 10 drake song

[calm nest]

Ppl are lucky Gen Z wasn’t old enough to vote when he ran for prez

He genuinely woulda had a chance

Lmao

[vital sail]

Sabrina carpenter has the best albums

[calm nest]

Kanye for prez 2028

[surreal moth]

i couldn’t name a single song from anyone i think

drake is like annoying idk

[glad wadi]

I cant do this anymore

[calm nest]

Who’s anyone I think

[vital sail]

i only know rap god and godzilla

[calm nest]

Never heard of that artist

[surreal moth]

underground band not tryna get them popular

[barren tapir]

Can’t tell you the last album I completely liked other than metro and spirit box

[glad wadi]

Listen to some music guys

pissing me off

[vital sail]

hiphop aint the only genre

[surreal moth]

muse is lk the best band in the world trust

[glad wadi]

[surreal moth]

hiphop

[vital sail]

You gotta hop on bosnian rap

[surreal moth]

does anyone say that anymore

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-matt-belamy-muse-fancam-muse-muse-band-gif-19075043

[surreal moth]

how do you do fello hip hop kids

[barren tapir]

Corny ahh glasses

[glad wadi]

bro thinks hes Kanye 😭

[surreal moth]

it’s like they wanted to be made fun of

[vital sail]

Cool ahh fucking glasses

[barren tapir]

Bro got the matching vest what r we doin

Bro can’t see shit 🥀

[glad wadi]

bro tryna be kanye but with like 1% of the skill

[vital sail]

I only listen to eurovision songs

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/matthew-bellamy-muse-feeling-good-gif-6940522126428168722

[surreal moth]

it’s ye, don’t dead name him or i’ll get @lapis gust

[knotty musk]

muse mentioned

[quaint sable]

Thats a fry.

(?)

[barren tapir]

Nothing like going to a rap concert and there’s like 6 guys up there who rnt doing anything but vibing

[vital sail]

He looks like truman

[knotty musk]

"rap concert"

[glad wadi]

started from the bottom now we here 👌 🔥

[knotty musk]

bros gonna be talked at really fast for an hour

[vital sail]

Started from the bottom and we dug deeper

[barren tapir]

Nah some artists like Kendrick and even playboy carti out on like a rehearsed show

Some just have people up there. And do a lil goofy dance

[knotty musk]

i would rather go and watch slam poetry

[vital sail]

yabadabadoo

[surreal moth]

jingle bells jingle bells 🎶 🔥👌🏻

[vital sail]

id rather listen to a stand up comedian

[surreal moth]

those people aren’t funny

boomer humor

[vital sail]

And 9/11

[glad wadi]

me screaming at the drake concert

every word btw

[barren tapir]

More uncomfortable sexual jokes

[surreal moth]

cringe

[vital sail]

the ice, the nice and the cold

Id rather listen to wilbur soots band

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/muse-matt-bellamy-gif-16537800063861027540

[glad wadi]

corny ass kid

[surreal moth]

losers!

[glad wadi]

fed we're going factory

[tiny flame]

ewie

[knotty musk]

we all need to go labyrinth

[surreal moth]

i listen to like lk underground beats

[knotty musk]

i need cofdms

[surreal moth]

homer dropped his donut DOH 🔥

[glad wadi]

youre actually gonna piss me off

[royal sinew]

just hit RB-VO bro

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/zippyn-cat-zippyn-spinning-cat-spinning-cat-pupils-cat-pupils-gif-5779490232561978244

[tiny flame]

pmo

[surreal moth]

let’s go back

let’s go

[glad wadi]

sorry already got Labyrinth stack @silent hemlock @surreal moth

[surreal moth]

i have like a couple hours before i need to talk to a therapist because of what you’ve all done to me this week

[vital sail]

Can i come

[surreal moth]

no

[glad wadi]

Fuh nah

[floral edge]

im doing a bank chargeback on the white knuckle gift

[surreal moth]

W

[stuck hornet]

its siege time!

[glad wadi]

I already have like 10 hours?

[knotty musk]

geon does not want the nanners-butch labyrinth carry

[vital sail]

Thats not nice. Man

[tiny flame]

can we execute geon

[floral edge]

you know what i have

my banks number

[glad wadi]

i like when people call trip wires properly

[surreal moth]

i think it’s cause he doesn’t get loot

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tease-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-blob-blob-blue-gif-5936413218618850443

[royal sinew]

🥀

[surreal moth]

i need to go to factory DONT ask why

[glad wadi]

try it

[knotty musk]

i literally said tripwire scatter!

[glad wadi]

we're doing test drive 5

[knotty musk]

and you just walk onto it

[tiny flame]

@floral edge can you help me out

[surreal moth]

no

[floral edge]

with

[glad wadi]

you should have pre called them like oh watch out for trip wires

[surreal moth]

you’re welcome vani

[tiny flame]

executing geon

[knotty musk]

i wouldnt have walked on it if i knew it was there 4head

[surreal moth]

i’m bouta pre something

[floral edge]

how tall are you geon

[surreal moth]

3

[glad wadi]

6ft 5

[floral edge]

yeah nah im good

[surreal moth]

i’m closer

[silent hemlock]

more players less goop for geon

[glad wadi]

im like 5 ft 9

[tiny flame]

100 pounds 6'5

[floral edge]

fuckers gonna spartan rage me

[vital sail]

Ill just kill you 2 and let him loot

[tiny flame]

stick war legacy reference

[surreal moth]

800 pounds and 3 feet tall actually

[glad wadi]

you not killing meow big dawg 😭

[vital sail]

i am doe

[glad wadi]

hes 3kd

[surreal moth]

bro doesn’t know who he’s challenged

[floral edge]

number 1 gold farmer

[glad wadi]

you dont know him

[vital sail]

kd os worthles

[harsh shell]

lol i love fighting setup players in dorms who refuse to do anything

[glad wadi]

you would say that ur shit negative

[vital sail]

Doesnt sheef have like over 2kd

[harsh shell]

2 of them and they still dont push

[tiny flame]

The strat was to grind gold farmers with one spartan defending twin

[harsh shell]

ended up getting shot in the neck with flechette

[surreal moth]

lvl 4 god

[barren tapir]

That’s like 90% of Tarkov fights

[harsh shell]

i guess they couldnt handle their killa helmet friend dying to .300 m62 tracer

[harsh shell]

taking a fight is too scary

[glad wadi]

I have all my barters for labyrinth card

[harsh shell]

i js wanna get machinery key son

[tiny flame]

you're so cool rysoko.,.,...

[barren tapir]

A NOISE?!? I gotta sit still

[tiny flame]

Scav shuffling

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi @surreal moth youre being abducted to labyrinth later

[harsh shell]

lad

[glad wadi]

Fed lets go

[surreal moth]

that’s fine but i need like an actual time

[tiny flame]

Don't even joke lad

[knotty musk]

i dont have a time

[barren tapir]

Bro some pmcs will be crabbing up on a scav 🥀

[surreal moth]

we can do it together and get double the loot

[frank brook]

on call pal

[knotty musk]

i dont want loot, only cofdms

[glad wadi]

We not getting out the spawn rooms 😭

[surreal moth]

so you want loot ?

don’t lie it’s unbecoming

[vital sail]

want help with that?

[knotty musk]

i want quest items

[unique agate]

wtf i was spawnign reserve and i died in black screen to rogues

[knotty musk]

honor you are not invited

[sharp sandal]

Want me to come with?

[barren tapir]

Greed is consuming let it win

[neat leaf]

reserve pkpts or whatever it's called. underground

[unique agate]

2 seconds long raid guys

[surreal moth]

yeah well to me, that’s loot. my loot. so i e will be fighting for it

[sharp sandal]

wait nvm i dont have labrys

[vital sail]

rude. Just trying to help

[glad wadi]

❤️ 👌

[vital sail]

i got viinex the cqfdm

[glad wadi]

Our loot !

[surreal moth]

OUR LOOT

[unique agate]

im happy bsg thought about spawns when adding rogues to other maps

[barren tapir]

Don’t forget about the S tier ammo in there

[unique agate]

enjoyed a nice black screen death

[unique agate]

man i had that kit for like 15 raids

[vital sail]

Damn i lowkey beat tiktok dude

[barren tapir]

Honestly that’s the best part about labyrinth is boss ammo and player gear

[vital sail]

not getting new videos anymore

[glad wadi]

We need to go factory tho

i have 25 more kills for test drive 5

I average 1 per raid

[unique agate]

bro

[surreal moth]

W king

[unique agate]

just hide till pmcs leave

you can get 50 scavs in one raid

[barren tapir]

Factory ps12B and you will wipe the lobby

[surreal moth]

hes generous he’s leaving kills for others bro

[glad wadi]

I tried hiding

They found me

[surreal moth]

there’s very specific spots you can hide in factory

[barren tapir]

Hide underground

[surreal moth]

no

[glad wadi]

yeah but if you spawn in a gate they are coming

[barren tapir]

Then move

[royal sinew]

how do you even force tremors in tarkov again

i dont even remember

[glad wadi]

Bro said move 😂

[barren tapir]

Stims dehydration

[nova niche]

Some medical items cause it, dehydration, broken limbs if i recall

[barren tapir]

Stim like after effects

[surreal moth]

MAYO

[royal sinew]

so its just drug addiction

[barren tapir]

Guzzle mayo

[royal sinew]

guess im getting cold blooded au naturel

[royal sinew]

fuck that i want stam

[surreal moth]

gluc the mayo bro

[nova niche]

Break arm

[surreal moth]

why

[unique agate]

guys please someone feel sorry for me at least a little bit i died in loading to rogues i need sympathies

[nova niche]

Easiest option imo

[surreal moth]

no

[glad wadi]

Sylvia doesnt even play tarkov

[royal sinew]

ima just go for it naturally

[frank brook]

none

[barren tapir]

U could break an arm

[nova niche]

KD check

[unique agate]

please bro

[barren tapir]

No pk

[glad wadi]

0.61

[neat leaf]

deserved

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi @surreal moth final warning

[nova niche]

Woah it went up

[frank brook]

[glad wadi]

it keeps going up

[surreal moth]

WHAT

[nova niche]

Geons rising fast

[glad wadi]

it was 0.62

[nova niche]

Hes gaming

[floral edge]

the crumbs of m80 i have left say otherwise

[glad wadi]

then i did test drive 5

[nova niche]

Do u need more handouts

[surreal moth]

are u even on

[floral edge]

erm

[unique agate]

guys can i just buy blue folders for lightkeeper

[floral edge]

maybe more m80

[neat leaf]

yes

[knotty musk]

i am at my pc

[glad wadi]

I need all ammo

[knotty musk]

i can be on

[glad wadi]

can someone help

[barren tapir]

They r hella cheap rn bc of mini event

[surreal moth]

no trading lil bro

[unique agate]

what gun for reserve

[quaint sable]

Ill give you some m855

Sound good?

[glad wadi]

Already have 100 of it

[surreal moth]

give him 300 whisper

[barren tapir]

Any full auto really

[unique agate]

choose any i dont really care

[barren tapir]

Ball out model 1

[unique agate]

alr

[frank brook]

chiappa

[glad wadi]

dark and darker hit like 18k over the weekend

[knotty musk]

holy w

[quaint sable]

Wow, ok i was just trying to be helpful. Ungrateful dude

[knotty musk]

we're so back

[glad wadi]

somehow we are back

[surreal moth]

fake stats

[floral edge]

am i getting to plant my event boxes today

[glad wadi]

ill take ur m855a1 off ur body when im done

[unique agate]

but its -me because i dont know how to sell items on market

[quaint sable]

Man I don't even have 5a1

[barren tapir]

Ur gonna get ratted 🥀

[unique agate]

or rather how to guess the price and its overwhelming

[glad wadi]

🥀 💀

[floral edge]

not if i have butch dying infront of me

[surreal moth]

w

[frank brook]

cannon fodder butch

[quaint sable]

I recently prestiged, im working on ref 4. 5a1 SoonTM

[barren tapir]

Tru bait and if they die run away

[floral edge]

nah

butch dies and i slime them

[knotty musk]

so geon and fed are coming labyrinth later

w

[barren tapir]

Nah u say ur rotating on them to grab an angle

[knotty musk]

w stack

[glad wadi]

im almost level 35 for ref 4

[barren tapir]

Aw man ur looted?

[glad wadi]

been grinding hard

[nova niche]

So u hate me

Didnt even invite me

[knotty musk]

youre never on

[floral edge]

im on

[nova niche]

Cuz u never ask for me

[floral edge]

im not invited

[nova niche]

Vani asked for me and i got on

[floral edge]

thats right

[glad wadi]

I wont go without Meow

Wheres sonic at

[nova niche]

You just hate me butch

[glad wadi]

W sherpa

[nova niche]

The stack hates me

[knotty musk]

geon just doesnt like us

[nova niche]

First no DaD

[knotty musk]

i dont hate sylvia

[nova niche]

Then no Tarkov

[glad wadi]

18k over the weekend

[nova niche]

Holy

[floral edge]

does this mean i have a carry for planting my event boxes

[nova niche]

How