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nuh uh
:
uh oh
man 😭
ty
hes a goat
i cant believe i actually did that shit 2nd try lmao
i feel bad for that dude we slimed out tho 😭🥀
ngl
he was wiggling and shi
the teamwork was NOT it
it was like watching 3 guys trying to do it solo all at once
Was there a fourth you guys fucking murdered?
ig being solo on my 2nd run was my strength lmao
how does terminal quieing work. like if i get to the gate and swipe as as solo.. i can still b queued with others?
yes
yes
what the helli e
Solo/duo is the way to go
I feel like that's what I should honestly do, that way I don't have to rely on anyone
so essentially i HAVE to grief the other pmc im grouped with
as per rules of the online world
bruh you jumped onto the van when the scavs were coming like 😭🥀
u can shoot through the window
Guaranteed 3 seats minimum so teamwork is actually common
oh really?
still sliming him tf out tbh
I didn't know you couldn't come close to the arsenal
kekw
So I just went there asap
Yeah I carried a guy through terminal on my survivor
i did it first try tho 😭
i did terminal
i remenber when you were forced to kill the random you queued with because there was no vacant seats
those were the days
And BD would just wallhack powerslide you
i prefered that to the lobotomized easy mode BD we have now
You mean raiders?
raiders lowkey harder than BD
those last 2 black div groups are scary tho
oh 3 seats on the BOAT okay i get it now
i thought it was really only 1-2 seats and u had to pvp
the only bad group is the one right before you open the door to the boat area, and it just becauset hey are like 6 or so and can flank
the ones at the boat you can outrange or even usually are dead to ruaf
ngl i would smoke them everytime
because you never really know how people are. they might just murder u at the end
and face no consequences
nikita fuck your rogue event ❤️
Prapor give me my insurance NOW !!
insure with therapist
^
how mny opf the new cases u need for quest???
this is why you insure with therapist
the old bag holds onto it quite a long time too
so if you’re afk from game for a few days it doesn’t matter
6
grandma khabibullina
7
!
is unheard edition worth?
sure
If youre going to invest a lot of time yeah
if you play A LOT and will play for a long time
I'd recommend playing the game for a while, seeing if you like it.
I did
If you REALLY like it and plan to play it a lot for the foreseeing future, then yeah, it could be worth it.
It was def worth it to me
alr thanks for the feedback
when are you on
not sure i was playing earlier and got dicked around so bad that i just threw the head up and stopped
E
Is that the cornbread guy
e
yes
its always 50% off
Don't fall for it, stay golden
@sharp sandal @acoustic otter @nova niche server revived.
Do it!! Join the chad pocket team
it's not p2w it's just p2LLAI
im saved
cross faction clothing 🙏
Don't let the timmy pockets sway you
p2LLAI!
i was about to go to bed
it booting up
p2looklikeanidiot
im gonna miss salewa in my pockets...
will be up in around 90 seconds
just put the gold name back on
so uhh
ez
ohh
Eh you can have it back just don’t break everything
Truuuuuu
Someone with gym in their hideout here ?
AK-308 gang
give me back my gas mileage!!!!
nah
Cheating in GTNH funnily enough only causes more problems
maplestory fresh when...
Terarria my beloved
the presets in arena suck lowkey
the defaults they don't expect you to actually use?
tarkov is a psyop goog the only valuable questing i got rn is ragman
i dont wanna play IC
Wait xyph idk if I told you but I believe I was the first one to accidentally blow up my base
i cant even move 1 meter without getting teleported
doing what
read rule 1
ok
This games cooked today.
I guess ill just play labry all day cause you cant play labs
were u tempted to get it tho
good games tend to last that long
warframe still beckons me 
Everytime I watch my little brother playwarframe idkwtfh is going on
He puts his head into a wall, clicks a button and he absorbs the map
check their latest warframe out in horror
then goes at mach 12 towards the end of the map
There's no way I'm the only one who needs to launch the game 1-15 times before it actually works on steam right? I'm someone who likes Tarkov more than every other game, and some days (most days lately) I just give up after 3-4 tries to launch it because I'd rather just open Deadlock or something and play right away, I wonder how many people just give up and don't/stop playing.
i love my revenant prime ❤️
I’d get a dying light hoodie, probably my favorite game of all time
Ifk abt the head into wall part he might just be slow
Good memories there
SEE? IT WORKS
I hate picking up these Radars brother
lmao
I love my wukong prime ❤️
Not like I’m gonna
Thank you for making my countries economy rise
Wukong and Zephyr
150% critical chance whilst floating on zephyr prime is yummy numbers
Bro lives in harran
oh yeah I'm finally out of prison
Forge
@knotty musk cryo stole the work phroge
stop copying me
Core memory
Reciepts?
DL1 duper joining and dropping you like
4 billion of some fuckass gold weapon with 9 billion damage
Dropkick does better fr
80000000 explosive arrows and a bozak
Ok but I picked him up and released ole buddy
wtf game are you talking abt comma?
Explosive arrows >
i couldnt get to him because too many spiders
I wouldnt know I never played dying light 1 or 2
I only know that they had a cyberpunk collab
Spooder
DL2 was meh
korek machete my goat
grapple in dl2 made up for any of my complaints
But DL2 was just mid
I mean
It's hard to make a good story abt zombies nowadays
After telltale decided to bless us
Rip my goats</3
Idk the whole scene of avoiding the nuke that shit was tuff
i still havent fnished the telltale walking dead
finished season 3 and didnt do the one after
Minecraft story mode
why tf did they add 4 different bullets and model a new gun just for it to be impossible to get
Season 4 is much better than season 3.
endgame content will be like that
If I am to play the walking dead telltale series I'm probably just gonna larp and watch it
Detroit become human was fire tho
BRO HOW DO I GET OUT OF 3RD STORY DORMS BATHROOM
Take a shit in the toilet and pray you don't sit on a needle
Watch Berleezy play it
His commentary, SPECIFICALLY ON SEASON 4
is fucking hilarious
pretend your dead
I'd try using a door
im legit stuck due to the garbage in the way
lmao
ohhhhh
ditch your backpack, it works sometimes
tried
low profile so you don't get stuck
keep trying
I've done it
worth it to steal someones insurance fraud kit
i have a kitted vss, nl and a bunch of loot and 2 level 5 rigs im pissed
@floral edge You gonna play Horizon?
the new one ?
Someone send me an ak-308 build ty
japan 😍
ye
raid ended, this game is so aggravating
bruh when you think youre good at the game then play labs youll genuinely realize theres levels to this shit bruv
ye
doubt it, why do you ask
just juandering
i havent been big on forza
tried 4, tried 5
had the same issue with it as i did with crew 2
dialogue all sounded like they're talking to me as if im 8 years old
crew 2 was fucking unbearable for that
bought a key for 1 eur and wanted a refund
LOL
is there a server for arena?
last racing game i played was nfs unbound
The whitest narrators and dialog you right lmao
and i have ea play so i always get it
hola soy dora type va
forza is amazing! i used to play the forza motorsports a lot when i was a kid
my friend and i would make art cars to sell on the market
mind you we were NOT artists but i think they were so bad they always sold
@tiny flame
Viinex you’d be jelly
I agree
@tough jacinth ratting like that is crazy
I just had a yummy sandwich
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161/180 lmao
whats peoples go to spots for sg-c10
An explosion eated half my base
lmao
I forgor how boilers worked
Black ops WaW, black ops 1, black ops 2, black ops advanced warfare, black ops 3, black ops infinite warfare, black ops 4, black ops Cold War, black ops vanguard
We should be on black ops 17
I had just automated water production so I was excited to hook it up and then I hooked up the last pipe and then I no longer had machinery
Not whatever we’re on now
Reserve marked rooms and PKPTS
cheers
What are people’s go to spots for being better at the game?
the main menu
Factory lol
Hmmmm
This server channel actually
Cuz it seems like all the professionals in the game gather here to complain
Praying to Nikita
Me 🙋♂️
The fuck do you think this place is for?
Yes, i'm a green lumberjack
for chatting, says in the name.
Nah, it's to be oppressed by the mod team not letting us react
bc they're fascists
the reacts would get graphic fast i’m sure
I'm sure we'd live
the discord overlords won’t allow it
and a few people would get banned. truly horrible
just give us gif perms
i cannot find cultists ANYWHERE anyone have advice?
they have strict rules the server has to follow
Ill ask nikita to give us perms
ban butch
When you do find them try and shoot them with your gun
Customs nighttime after 22:00
stop leaking the secrets yo
don’t tell this guy how to kill a PMC
youre mistaking me for geon
And pigs fly 😂
ahh thanks thought we were going to to jelk
What can i do if i am not receiving the verification email to log in. Been trying for 6 hours now…
WHAT
by stronghold, right? im not ahvin any luck. maybe RNg
maybe
tis guy
don’t think about it too much
can the culty boys spawn in the new buildings?
What can i do if i am not receiving the verification email to log in. Been trying for 6 hours now…
Just go factory
tagillla like 10 times, no cultists
just go customs and hover back and forth from panda to crack
Do more
Factory is easiest, faster and least risky
can someone tell me why i'm dead before i load in on reserve to goons?
this fucking game
understandable everyone is pissing off elsewhere
what is panda? stronghold?
yeah
wait
idk panda is provide viewership
yea i peeked for like 1 sec on shoreline and i instantly get head eyes by death knight but it is what it is
anyone want my shit for prestige ?
i was dead the moment my characther spawned
What can i do if i am not receiving the verification email to log in. Been trying for 6 hours now…
thats wild lol
no trading here so no
its not trading
well it is
anyone knows the fastest way to level up endurance
giving stuff away is trading ?
i’m not gonna argue with you but i’d suggest not doing that
What can i do if i am not receiving the verification email to log in. Been trying for 6 hours now…
when u enter a raid ur giving stuff away when u die ?
Where are you guys finding knight?
yeah i did that like 10 times yesterday then i rage quit
What can i do if i am not receiving the verification email to log in. Been trying for 6 hours now…
i felt more like i was robbed
can you not just give your homie everything before prestiging?
no
The offender got offended 🤔
why
boosting
so?
tos
but whos supposed to know?
hehe, toz.
Youll be sound
bro what?
if someone fills his bag of ammo and gives it to his teamate how would they know
just kits at a time basically
its boosting and against tos
Other way you could do that wouldnt be TOS I guess is fence it
If you get caught
ragebait @knotty musk
im on the phone rn ffs
leave
Be on phone then not moderate man
what if you guys make a bet
bro stop trying to fuckin loophole. It was said its TOS simple bro
1v1 in factory and winner takes all the loot
Fuckin incomprehensible to read bro.
@glad wadi wakey waket
Who is this guy
Federale wants your location.
i dont think im in the right channel to find loopholes
You're not
the right discord you mean
truly sorry
the right app you mean
sad that you dont keep the ending icon on your profile overview 
Nah bro you can drop your teammate 8 T-7’s
i approve your apology this time
They’ll never ban you
alright

ong
what if i go into a raid with them and they accidently tk me
T-7 unironically the worst item in the game
T-6-7s
What if i was going to do escort in one run and took out my whole stash
Tutorial on how to get cheaters to touch you
fuck you
why
have you found the fastest way to lvl up endurance yet
it is NOT
They're cool for the first 30 seconds before Cheater Team 6 is on you
💁🏼♀️
man doing terminal was so fucking cool
yeah
i wanna do it againnnn
noone cared about him untill he started mentioning people
i did like 3 runs just running around exploring
I still havent escaped 🙂
I mean you can do some default gym workouts or some cardio, personally I do a mix of pushups and some running to boost my endurance
did u find something interesting ?
what?
i found some weird back corners
but nothing to crazy
just do stairmaster bro
i’m in the middle of building my orange lego cat
so real, your glutes will thank you
and jump rope
youre telling me to what
i do cardio with comma
What the hell did rope do to deserve that?
lunges
bro got instantly muted for that 🥀
what the HELL
+rep ngl. I kinda like fumbling around with the like, weight strips. Or weight loops theyre called
jump rope
they can’t ban us all
in new bp for arena i can get tagilla voice?
i’m gonna jump rope now
and jump rope
I go to the gym every day, that’s the only place with a vending machine near me.
im gonna rope jump?
you could try that but you might trip
you trippin dawg
can anyone here hula hoop?
Daily reminder to get a fairlife choccy milk
you got a schedule or sum for gym stuff? when legs, when cardio, when push/pull n such?
can anyone here FIT in a hulu hoop
Ive fallen... and I cant get up
Personally as a 500 pound 5’1 tarkov streamer can we please stop talking about gym
It’s making me feel very hated
And I don’t like it
I second this
Bro u said u go to the gym every day, what contradiction is this
you’re the circumference of a huluhoop
huluhoop
Bros in the discord more then the game
hooloo hoop
What do you think I use as a belt
hoopaloop
Kid named second monitor
that’s not a thing
your waist is a oerfect circle?
no shit. You arent real either
you keep putting the wrong word first
birchs*
A quarter of bros hours are sitting in stash typing in discord
brunches*
branches
@knotty musk are you still talking to bossman about your payraise?
blanch killed the chat and he’s not even here
AFKing another game
Tarky PMO earlier ngl
bleach
beach
cleat?
I am dying right now sorry bro
what’s happening
god what hell do you live in
I don’t actually go to the gym lmao
Estonia!!!
schizophrenia is scared of this man
lmao
this makes an insane amount of sense
of course. you have a russian flag in your pfp, it has to make sense.
I used to be fat my legs are already big
are the weights you, and your enormous stomach
pfft
Yes
hourglass
I just have.
which figure
are AI scavs spawning on shoreline during the event? i need to know if i killed pscav loading into the game or ai scav (i hope it was pscav)
you’ll never know
I have a fuckin upside down triangle
Actually I have a pic of pink shirtless that was sent consensually to show off a sunburn and nothing more
yeah.... but my legs arent as skinny as his
🫰🏻 and make it snappy
a gru gif
haha, funny.
a gru gif
so you’re built like a square
rectangle
basically lmao
rectangle maybe if you’re lucky
more or less rectangle, but I will accept skwear
butch is built like a rectangle but it’s 2D
which dimensions
i hope he doesn’t see that
hey! hey emo boy!
fat as shit emo boy
Any baddies hmu
hi
okay so we're just picking on me
femo boy
hi bruch
accept dm
Nah I looksmaxx
brick.
i max everything
Bet
my food intake, my credit cards, my sadness
There’s no DM
i max the max. Tax the max?
I’ve been lied to
0.2% got to prestige 2 btw
I will take a webcam pic right now
i can’t ever prestige even tho i kinda want to
only thing i can do for story that doesnt require labs is the eye of the world shit on shoreline, lighthouse and woods
2 maps with the event which i wanna avoid ngl
what lvl are u
idk 40 but i have 3 duck figurines and it’s just so tough i can’t give them up
gal*
i got the duplication glitch and it gave me more than i’m supposed to have
who can help me survive labs if i die lol i've never played it before i'm currently camping a room hoping the lobby clears
and i think discords lagging
when i prestiged
do you have the duck hunt achievement ?
oh my god these fans bro
😭 🙏
in my profile, with 3 kermans, and my own dogtag
you will get a new figurine after prestiging
Son 😭 😭
killed by coxxy of course
I’m crine 😭
yeah you get 1
and you can’t buy sell transfer or anything
Proving to OEFT haters that I’m not actually 5’1 500 pounds
i prestiged but then i realized that i will probaly only play with my seasonal character now lmao

rip icebreaker
literally in like a week
he dont fw the cold
@vital sail tell em the truth
comma is an overweight mexican
planting these crates and my game crashed 🔥
what the hell
ooo
hamster struggling now?
can i not use someones gym anymore ?
can i get the survived status by getting the exploration bonus of 200xp on factory ?
u done the event no?
Yurr
u prestiged?
Yurr
bum
Fuck you
🥀
I’m sexier and ur mad
i cant find people to go interchange with wanna join me bum man
its genuinely so fucking bad trying to get myself to go back
I got 4 kills my first IC raid
Get good maybe
Also I’m not on Tarky I’m sitting at my computer doing nothing
map dogshit
bum prime
still stuck behind lav 2 for hideout cuz of sewing kits FUCK
honour*
Go to the smugglers base on shoreline
im not going to snoreline just for that sadly
id rather be shot than play on that cheater hell
plenty on woods then
there's like 50 sub 1k hour "chair gamers" on every region there rn
especially in cultist bunkers
Have they stated when unheard of get the bonus EXP?
im gonna farm scavs and sit in the back of the big 3 in IC for a bit and see if that works first
hopefully never
ever since i switched to RU West i basically encounter nobody sus
legit the best change i made in this game imo
finding humans is great
RU West is literally FILLED
viinex wanna join my torture on IC i need someone that isnt a wildcard
whats ic ?
interchange
no
icdeez nuts
bitch
Viinex I’ll mog you next
getting a mf who doesnt main it to play interchange is like telling a crack addict to stop doin it
futile attempt ah
time to go into IC with 6 mags 200 packing because i refuse to aim and will spray anything i see down with my UMP
im hiding at gate 0 on factory rn so i get a survived status exfil lmao
(im bored and want to full auto)
Prove it
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i finished this lego back but i have an extra piece and it’s big
butch is like 40 kg he has the jawline of a knife
something is not right
he will mog u comma
I’ve never seen Butch
So I wouldn’t know
nogen is becoming a labs player
he’s very handsome
this is horrible news
L butch
please he deserves the glazers he’s basically a model
w glaze
How tf are you supposed to tell scavs vs pmc's? I accidentally killed a scav player as a scav
clothes
Viinex me vs. Butch
so there's really no way to tell other than guessing by what they look like?
Which one is hotter
Clothes, voice lines
Sometimes gun if they aren’t geared
guessing?
busge
pmc clothes are wildly diff
guessing?
butch gotta be beautiful the way he talked me through terminal
all it takes is wearing a pom pom hat to fool him
oh I guess I've never noticed their clothes, I just look at gear I guess. so pmc's have nicer pants and whatever on?
bro
Yes
he FINE fine
Everyone seen Butch but me
You know why? He’s scared
Petrified
I think before he said I’m the last person he trusted when I said to prove he wasn’t 600 pounds
how bad is it to accidentally kill a scav as a scav?
🥀
i cant WAIT to be time gated to icebreaker 🤩
fr
😍😛
dude killa hunters are so free i heard the flashbang and just waited for him to pass me
timegate every single part
mfs predictable
make you wait 1 minute to unlock a door
but make there be like 45 doors and 30 min game timer
W butch underrated mod and genuine good human
how about take me to my box planting spots 
thanks fed
Ehh let’s not go that far
im gonna be real vani
“Human”
im watching the boys with my gf soon
Might be pushing it
he's like 70
Spoiler: || Homelander and butcher get married and make out because it’s a secret love story ||
viinex wanna see me with washed out red hair
homelander btw does something crazy! he recognizes that he doesnt need solar power for fallen btw
LMAO
another day to wait 🥀
yes
i go sleep good nigh
hughie actually builds solar power to fuck him over
And bro won’t DM me
I thought we were friends
Like sibling love where you fight but deep down respect each other
w glaze
I even saved your SVD mags
good night xyph!
genuine question can you actually look away from flashes in tarkov
ive never tested it properly
prepare to be dissapointed tho. everything fell off SO hard
Oi ewie, we gota dig down and stop omelanah

bu-bu-bu-but i have to labrys farm
my-my-my roubles man
yes absolutely
you only get flashed if you’re looking at it
ok so i cant
i have a really funny picture of me from 2019
go on
where im literally like
Not even sharing with the class
Draco Mogfoy
he looks beautiful icl
insane
ive killed tagilla 15 times and not seen a single damn culty boy
Giga chud
oi
Ewie we gotta go to tha labs
where on interchange can i find a fuckton of sewing kts
labs? but butcher, labs isnt even worth it anymore
can i be frenchie
No, frenchie actually gets women
but Monsieur 😔
2019 was 13 years ago
Butchere, we need to go to ze labs
honorable mention to this image
feel old yet
what kind of mention
I’ve made zis special little bourgeoisie
who’s lips are those
🥀
I call it le impact grenade
lips?
ya top left corner
oh my fucking god bro
Butch you’ve never seen me have you
your hands a little nsfw
died to a 0.08 kd player lol
I thought you have 🥀
how
he’s bad
yeah no dont care tbh
oof
not much to see
i’m really enjoying the bluntness
please comma, let me be the only one
if i didn’t read that in butch’s voice id still be scared of butch
w glaze
Gooning to it 💔
dont expose me
its cuz ur a chud
shhh, im here
BUT IM A CREEP
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IM A WEIRDOOOOO
that’s okay
no your just a chud
usec eod cloth looks incredibly good
Honor trying to E-date
everyone calm down
can we get an E dating VC going
yea
not trying
That’s just duo calls
im down for dat
just doin
idk im just being glazed in my dms and im all for it
tis guy
Oh fr
alright im breaking up with you
comma is baiting me in my dms
Can I have my shirt back please
no
No I just had to counteract the glaze
Humbling experience yk
im still rocking your hoodie
butch fine fine
i believe in you
You don’t even know what’s on it
cigarette burns
Nah it’s a lil grim reaper
damn you aint niche enough
nice
My belly is big enough
same but i don’t have any of those
oo
It’s like a little ashtray
i dont like smokers sorry
that’s what a belly button is for
Finding reasons
innie gang
Red flag 🚩
beige flag
My dog drooling over Mac and cheese
fatass dog
Relatable little dude
He is a big dog
mac and cheese sounds gross
Bigass black shepherd
w glaze
the dude nobody invited
It’s very yummy
Gotta do the pain of this quest
Dog gets Mac and cheese as a treat
ew
Ok so is love and affection for animals a red flag too?? An ick???!!!
Gosh dating in 2026 is impossible
why are you screaming. its giving me the ick
i scream a lot
I don’t love you anymore
breathing gives me the ick
that gave me an ick
Existing? Ick.
talking? ick.
yo shut the fuck up bro
thank you
Whatever I’m gonna go back to my Soylent and play smash brothers and watch Rick and morty or maybe big bang theory
soylent
smash brothers huh
Maybe invincible Vs.
That game looks like such slop ngl 😭
I’d rather play that like brawlhalla lookin game with US presidents I see on my reels
im ngl ive never liked nogen vids cuz its all hallway pvp but the way he plays labs is fucking terrifyin
shit got me watchin
watching that vid rn lol
don’t @ me again
dude im just bored its actually interesting
are we serious
hes a demon dude
if this is one of his first times he's a fucking natural labs main
he's gonna be on there 24/7 if he learns it i bet
another one fallen to the lab
wont drop reserve
this shit seems like he might
he gets
-His pvp
-His gear
-His loot
its all he plays for
someone missed 2 shots on me when i was alt tabbed on woods
how bad u gotta be bruh
90% sure that's an AS VAL/AI/300m+ shot
Hey all, I heard Unheard is getting clothing faction swap and XP modifier for group
correct
Anything new coming for EOD?? Seems like its been years since anything new for EOD
They just got unique clothing
@me
you’re so late
Good jokes take time

quick wit is better
The creatures on lighthouse are mad today dude, I just had a team rush my south road spawn and camp the ridge. I wonder how long till they figure out I just dipped hahahah
No they dont
okay
that is crazy
Son😭
can i go terminal again after completing the game?
omelander done took me son
can you help me with my question pls?
you cant do terminal more than once
thx bro
like repeat terminal after doing an ending ?
dont worry about it viinex
You, and your little Bieber, edging in the back of your RAV4 in the car park at Bucca di Beppo 🗣️
yea, cuz i need to help my friend with it






