eft-chat

[calm nest]

M60 is busted

Shit is low recoil, no overswing anymore

[sand pendant]

dirt cheap, really good after overswing removal, functions as a full auto sniper with no recoil

[calm nest]

And people LOVE swinging the M60

[sand pendant]

ALWAYS comes back in insurance

[calm nest]

Like really badly

[royal sinew]

M60 user: ITS CRACKED BRO
Non m60 user: What's an m60?

[calm nest]

Any time a PMC hears an M60

He swings it no doubt

[sand pendant]

the weight is the only downside it has

literally the only thing

everything else is busted

[vital sail]

doesnt it make shit ton of sound adsing

[calm nest]

There’s a short list of guns I want

[sand pendant]

even just using BCP FMJ (cuz 100 rounds of m80 tends to be expensive and annoying to stock up)

[vital sail]

and the pmc swings it around

[calm nest]

The XM8 is sick cool to see Nikita ask about that

[sand pendant]

if you launch 100 rounds of BCP FMJ at someone, doesnt matter if they wear class 6, they will fall eventually

[calm nest]

But I want that ACR and ACE

It’s been so long Nikita

[vital sail]

at what firerate

[calm nest]

Gib me plz

[sand pendant]

600 RPM fair enough

[vital sail]

worse than ak308

you aint doing shit with bcp

[sand pendant]

but then again, M60 is a full auto sniper with no recoil even beyond 200m

[light acorn]

am i stupid or sumn? where are all the scavs on shoreline???

[sand pendant]

ak308 has best RPM in class bro

shit rips

[calm nest]

This is why we need M240B

[vital sail]

no we dont

remove anything thats not an assault rifle or an smg

[calm nest]

Yes we do

If I’m not spitting

[sand pendant]

ew

[vital sail]

yooo why are you spitting

[calm nest]

993 at 900 RPM

[vital sail]

im not into that dude

[calm nest]

It’s not a good update

[sand pendant]

cuz ur shitting

[calm nest]

All I’m saying

[vital sail]

not here at least

anyway

[royal sinew]

I HAVE NO FUCKING MARKER FOR MY QUEST

[sand pendant]

[calm nest]

Like imagine hearing an M240B rip across the map

[vital sail]

oh stoogs having his best day yet

[calm nest]

As 80 M62 tracers fly past you

Pants will be shitted

[royal sinew]

I FUCKING HATE SHORELINE

[vital sail]

valid

[sand pendant]

part of me wants to grind for MOD4 in arena, another part of me knows its useless cuz it uses SPP which sucks balls in arena

[silk prairie]

go to these 3 spots.. now do it again... and again... and again...

[calm nest]

SPP is good after the buff

Mod 4 is fun now

[sand pendant]

they buffed it?

[calm nest]

Yes it’s medium T4 pen

[royal sinew]

1k kills for a prenerfed before release gun

[calm nest]

It actually goes through helmets

[royal sinew]

no it doesnt. nothing on arena dos.

[sand pendant]

mod4 is still busted tbh

[calm nest]

Maybe hit head

And don’t be bad

[sand pendant]

no recoil and overheats like half as fast as regular val

[royal sinew]

ima find a clip for u

[calm nest]

Cool

Can’t wait to not watch it

[sand pendant]

just dont use jailbrake, cuz it sucks

[vital sail]

L baits

[sand pendant]

BMD type shit

[vital sail]

dudes already pissed off

can we not add to his problems

[calm nest]

I mean he forgot the marker

Ain’t my fault

[vital sail]

reach zen'

[noble thicket]

Why so?

[vital sail]

shit map

[calm nest]

I’m too busy listening to toonz and locking in

[noble thicket]

Lighthouse is more shit

[calm nest]

Also known as 30 min queue

[noble thicket]

And I like Shoreline rn

[vital sail]

id rather lighthouse over shoreline

[harsh shell]

that doesnt make shoreline better

[noble thicket]

So many M61s from Big Pipe

[harsh shell]

everyone on shoreline should be given a trimadol for free at start of raid

[royal sinew]

@calm nest "just hit head" #videos message

[harsh shell]

maybe if they did that the map would be fun

[royal sinew]

and ofc subhumans are just afking next to resort for no reason

[vital sail]

guess his favorite word

[royal sinew]

like bro how are you prestige 2 6k hours ratting next to resort

cancer of a human

no fucking wonder im higher lvl

[vital sail]

anything else

[calm nest]

Shoreline haters don’t know how to PvP resort

[royal sinew]

no one's asking for your shitter opinion

[vital sail]

i didnt even say anything

[royal sinew]

i got shot by a bush outside resort

[calm nest]

Clearly you haven’t jumped across skybridge and tapped a guy midair

[vital sail]

hes to busy calling people subhuman

[calm nest]

Damn this queue

I might give up

[royal sinew]

if you have 6k hours and sit in a bush ratting for 20 mins you havent evolved past our ancestors

[neat leaf]

Maybe he's too busy spelling correctly

[calm nest]

If you queued up some metal and stopped caring

[royal sinew]

you couldnt tell he's below the age of 18?

[vital sail]

sorry couldnt find that o since it was lodged so far up your ass

[royal sinew]

i fucking hope so atleast

[neat leaf]

Sorry, I couldnt find that "o" since it was lodged so far up your ass.

Fixed it for you bozo

[royal sinew]

if you're a grown ass man and act like that you need help

i wouldnt want to be like honor

[calm nest]

Stoog I want you to

Queue up some good music

Lower that cortisol and lock in

[vital sail]

and get 3 spotify ads in a row

[neat leaf]

Then he shouldn't be allowed on the discord

[calm nest]

Not having premium

[vital sail]

its hell bro

[royal sinew]

he shouldnt regardless lmao

[vital sail]

i have to skip back a bit and choose another song so i dot get an ad

[vital sail]

calm down twin

listen to some sleep phonk

it does the thing

[calm nest]

My music is funny

My GFs is so innocent

[royal sinew]

sometimes honor is bearable. sometimes ignoring is good.

[calm nest]

It’ll go from like, Selena Gomez to slipknot

[flat viper]

is there no coop on factory?

[harsh shell]

you know it takes like 20 seconds to just close and reopen spotify

[vital sail]

well hello there sherlock

[harsh shell]

to skip the ads completely

[vital sail]

i just manually choose another song and it doesnt give me an ad

[calm nest]

It’s funny going from rocket man to duality

[vital sail]

or double click the playlist

[harsh shell]

p sure the rules here just want you to be of age for discords TOS which is 13

[vital sail]

i mean technically you do have to be over 18 to play the game

but i dont have to play the game to be here

[harsh shell]

the rules of the game and the discord are not the same at all

[neat leaf]

Ya, i'm not saying shit about this. I got in trouble last time i asked why it's not an 18+ server

[harsh shell]

i can call someone a fucking moron in eft and i wont be punished if i do it here big moderator might warn me

[neat leaf]

I have opinions i'm just not saying them

[vital sail]

no free speech

[calm nest]

Deftones listeners when they go to a concert and it’s more than just the Spotify top 10

[harsh shell]

how do you get in trouble for that lmao

[flat viper]

is there a coop on factory? or any that gives rep

[harsh shell]

why am i on 936 ping

[austere obsidian]

is the chat fighting again

[neat leaf]

To be fair I implied a reason the mods aren't interested in increasing it

[harsh shell]

i believe australia has been put on mars

[vital sail]

no

[harsh shell]

LMAO

[wise fog]

Anyone helping me cheasing assement part 2 i need 6 more pmcs

[calm nest]

Idk I’m too busy rocking out

[vital sail]

link your spotify to discord

[calm nest]

No

[vital sail]

i know your ass listening to sleep phonk

[austere obsidian]

relaxing phonk beats to fall asleep to

[silk prairie]

oh my fucking god i have to go to pier boat and cottages AGAIN PLEASE

[blazing plume]

i fell asleep listening to issbrokie and jenx2 last night so anything's possible

[calm nest]

No actually it’s actually creed

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRRRRR

[silk prairie]

rework every quest on shoreline dude its literally just pier boat > cottages > health resort

[vital sail]

that one creed edit!!!

[calm nest]

I need even flow next

Skate 3 Steezuz Christ

[dawn scaffold]

Lies. It's Escape From Tarkov Rob Wounded Voice Lines 10 hours ASMR

[vital sail]

got a fav genre?

[wise geode]

phonkk

[calm nest]

Escape from Tarkov: Rob Breathing and blacked stomach groans 10 hours

[wise geode]

with 2 k’s

[calm nest]

Anything metal or alt rock I’m taking it

[vital sail]

bas da da da da da

[dawn scaffold]

Bonus special, Rob Need Grenade

[calm nest]

Blow this fucker! MFF, ugh, mmmmfnnrrrgg ooo auuuughhhh fuck… AUGH, ugh MFFF schxpylpy ugh…

[vital sail]

???

[civic cairn]

hello

[calm nest]

You don’t have Rob voice

[vital sail]

they died

[dawn scaffold]

Do you have an ED?

[vagrant nova]

terminal going well rn

[calm nest]

You wouldn’t get it

[vital sail]

please tell me you died to a mortar strike

[vagrant nova]

nah we didnt have time sadly

[calm nest]

Rob ASMR

[vagrant nova]

we were close tho, like 80% i think

[vital sail]

slow pokes

[austere obsidian]

Im so sorry to the pmc outside resort

[harsh shell]

🥀

[austere obsidian]

oml

[vital sail]

i like patrick

his voice is really hot

[harsh shell]

i find this rather funny to see 20min after stoog was yapping about someone ratting resort

[hasty fractal]

wheres best place to post lfg?

[harsh shell]

??lfg

[reef condor]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[calm nest]

Reddot you seen the BSG vid of the 2 dudes in full gear they made into a menu screen

[wise geode]

#lfg-info

[hasty fractal]

kinda dead tho innit

[calm nest]

God I hope that’s gonna be in the game, as a prestige reward hopefully

The shoulder tap

Bromance in tarkov

[vital sail]

yaoi tarkov

[wise geode]

real

[harsh shell]

that sucks

go pick up a homeless guy off the streets to play with you

thats what i do

[hasty fractal]

aight where i go

[dawn scaffold]

nope. Is it a nikileak?

[vital sail]

is it stoog

[calm nest]

I actually wrote killa yaoi where he gets obsessed with me but chat ain’t ready for it

[vital sail]

ao3 or tumblr

[calm nest]

It was a BSG post lemme find it

[harsh shell]

venus

[vital sail]

tell me i wanna read

[harsh shell]

https://x.com/tarkov/status/2055000191661670834?s=20

i love sending twitter links with no embed

[calm nest]

I was just about to paste it

[hasty fractal]

aight gonna go get my space suit

[vital sail]

dont be so slow then

[harsh shell]

me typing "nikita buyanov" into twitter is noticeably faster than my average typing speed

[calm nest]

I want that so bad

That screen is fire

[vital sail]

what if we get fem birdeye, bigpipe and knight

[austere obsidian]

I think it was a timmy who thought the gates at resort were bullet proof

[blazing plume]

concerning

[austere obsidian]

he was crouched in a corner to the left of the helicopter outside the compound

[vital sail]

probably doing the marker quest

youre a monster

[harsh shell]

its not my fault he randomly posts some bullshit and thats our news source

[austere obsidian]

he was looking at me the entire time

as i mowed him down

[vital sail]

waiting out the 30 seconds

begging you to stop

[austere obsidian]

he was above level 50

[vital sail]

as he looked death in the eyes

[austere obsidian]

nvm

[vital sail]

oh what the fuck

[austere obsidian]

what is he doing

[vital sail]

fuck him then

[calm nest]

That menu screen will tank FPS by 30

[austere obsidian]

Fuck I am loving this rpdn

[calm nest]

And I’ll still use it

[vital sail]

ok but ive been seeing lots of lvl45+ dudes just acting lost

[austere obsidian]

imagine if it was stoog (he prestiged tho)

[vital sail]

dont get my hopes up like that man

[sand pendant]

im one of em

lvl 49 and still a bot

[austere obsidian]

I already have butch in my kill collection

[vital sail]

tk?

[austere obsidian]

No, actual kill

[vital sail]

oh really

[austere obsidian]

I wouldve gotten nyanners but he ran past whilst i was eating soup

[vital sail]

yeah viinex has me and i have geon

[austere obsidian]

there is a video

[stiff chasm]

hello, the rogues count as scav kill now ? because i lose so much rep for killing 1 damn scav (as a scav of course) but i lose 1,15 rep with Fence so did they change that for the event ? and i kill 9 rogues, but only scav and i lose so much rep

[austere obsidian]

tking?

[sand pendant]

geunc

[vital sail]

yes 😭

[sand pendant]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[austere obsidian]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[sand pendant]

imma bring the RD to interchange

shit gun, but i still love it

[calm nest]

The arena update is kinda heat

AK-104 with MAI

Kinda nutty

[sand pendant]

needed cuz of scout

still hate the upscaling of armor and ammo tho

[calm nest]

Scout T6 is meaningless

[austere obsidian]

oh i got a message from that guy i killed @vital sail

[calm nest]

It takes less to zero than the T5, the only thing scout T6 does is stop AP-20

[sand pendant]

that is if you pick the korund T5

which takes up quite a lot more points

[calm nest]

38 dura ceramic

Literally stops 1 bullet

The next one goes straight through

I’ve only used it once and it was a back plate

The real annoyance is enforcer I fucking hate the Altyn

Scout didn’t need a shitass T6 they need something to use against Altyn

[sand pendant]

altyn is useless anyway

9/10 times i get tapped by something like BP or M80

[calm nest]

Not against scout

It’s fucking annoying

[sand pendant]

old balance was fine tbh

[calm nest]

Pre fucking scout rework balance was great

[sand pendant]

assault with mid tier kits and ARs, enforcer with class 5 and good helmets, scout with class 3 or 4, bad helmets and good ammo

[calm nest]

Every class made sense

Assault had meta builds and mid ammo

Scout had less meta builds and good ammo

[sand pendant]

bro WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FPS DROP ON RAID START

[calm nest]

Enforcer had good armor and mid ammo

[sand pendant]

EVERYTIME IM BASICALLY PARALYZED FOR 20-30 SECS

[calm nest]

Marksman rewarded aim but died quickly

Glass cannon

Now 3/4 classes have T5

Scout can’t pen shit

Assault does it all

Enforcer does it all

[austere obsidian]

they redid arena in the last 24h or something?

[calm nest]

It’s actually the fucking cringest thing ever playing scout for shit

Fighting enforcers with Altyns that heal 8 HP a second from stims

Yeah so god damn fun

[knotty musk]

only good gun on scout is sr2m

[austere obsidian]

I enjoy my .45 ap vector

but the sr2m is really good

[knotty musk]

its nasty fun

[vital sail]

bum

[frank niche]

good is a strong word

[vital sail]

sr2m is peak

[knotty musk]

its a headshot machine

[vital sail]

or at least was when i played

[austere obsidian]

???

[vital sail]

not even altyns were a problem

[vital sail]

relax im just joking

[warped canyon]

except 9x39 cringers

but thats why they play it

im fine with both vectors tho

[calm nest]

No they pen less

It’s just fire rate SPP is med T4

[pallid talon]

Cool I have cheater in raid with me, but he just messing with me. Hopefully he is not camping my hiding spot because I have those 2 radar thingis and I want to stash them

[vital sail]

how do you know tehyre exploiting

[stark mason]

!codes

[vital sail]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[sand pendant]

man, gnezdo outpost on interchange was a fuckfest to get to

for some reason everyone and their mom needed to go there

thank fuck i got all the things from there

[still prairie]

Where can I find radar parts btw? I saw that they can be found only on rogues on reserve

[vital sail]

holy shit i made prapors guys sweat

[tight jacinth]

On rogues on reserve

[neat leaf]

I'm gonna take a wild guess that they're spamming bullets at him trying to wall pen or infinite nade bullshit

[still prairie]

Alright

[tight jacinth]

In their backpacks more specifically

[pallid talon]

Its because he was shooting around me trough the wall, like he drew around me with bullets like in cartoons

[sand pendant]

wallbangs are pretty telling, especially if he shouldnt know your exact position

i havent ran into a cheater in a minute tho

cant recall the last time i saw one in the past months

[royal sinew]

do rogues not fucking count for scavs or am i dumb

[calm nest]

Must be fuckin nice

This past week it’s like the blatant ones target me

[sand pendant]

there prolly were closet cheaters, but blatant ones ive avoided

i also dont play labs atm so maybe thats why

[calm nest]

I’ve died to 5 blatants

None of which on labs

It’s actually aids 😭

[sand pendant]

before i took a break in january i had some blatant ones

like literally beelining me and prefiring me as i sat in a random ass corner in some fuckass location on the map NOBODY GOES TO

[calm nest]

Not even cope just full on raging

[sand pendant]

just waiting for the raid to pass so i could do tasks

[calm nest]

My friend says “let’s see this “cheater” you’re whining abo- okay Nevermind.”

Bro had 9 hours

Quintuple headshot my Altyn

[sand pendant]

😭

[calm nest]

[sand pendant]

9h is pretty good tho, better than the 500h+ cheaters i saw at times

[calm nest]

The worst part

[sand pendant]

means they do get banned atleast

[calm nest]

I’ve never seen a cheater afraid to swing

Funniest shit

Ego’d the peek and he was afraid to swing me even with head eyes locked

Cheating and still afraid to swing this community is cancer

[sand pendant]

bruh, loading screen stuck at synchronising with players

3min delay

someone has a potato or sth

[calm nest]

Not before my Altyn is RMT’d

[sand pendant]

i dont even get why you would RMT in the first place

as a consumer i mean

so pointless

[calm nest]

Shit at the game

It’s actually comical when I run into a head eyes lock with an Altyn on, I’ve killed one of those cheating dumbasses before

[fluid osprey]

Any tips to were to get labs acces cards? Lvl 25 way off from getting the intel lvl 2, checked every scav I have killed, opened close to 300 drawers, killed keban and his guards a few times.. not seen one 😭

[neat leaf]

How many coloured keycards do we think is too many?

[neat leaf]

drawers, streets is the play. Rngesus will bless you eventually

[fluid osprey]

Cheers, guess ill just keep at it until I get lucky, scaved so little so rep is not good there either

[mild viper]

Seems legit

[calm nest]

You know the bug where peoples body’s were unlootable because they got stuck in the animation they died in

I have an SS of one of those guys stuck in that

Dude he was carrying some Timmy and oh my lord

I blacked his legs and went OFF

[harsh shell]

pretty ordinary tuesday for a bloke like me

[calm nest]

I ripped into that guy

[knotty musk]

viinex has escaped from tarkov

[vagrant nova]

yes!

basically almost solo

[knotty musk]

"LEFT! LEFT! LOOK LEFT" viinex looking to the right

[neat leaf]

💀

[calm nest]

Damn debtor ain’t cool anymore

[old grove]

what are intel rogue maps for?

[calm nest]

That sucks

[vagrant nova]

i was geeking out LMAO

[calm nest]

1 needed for the new questline

[knotty musk]

he didnt do debtor

[vagrant nova]

like my hands were shaking

[old grove]

guess I'm saving this then

[vagrant nova]

still are

[calm nest]

Oh yeah fallen i forgor

[knotty musk]

its so peak

[vagrant nova]

coolest experience in this game

[knotty musk]

yessir

good job listening to instructions lmao

[old grove]

Do you guys think weapons off of bosses and guards should come half durability?

[calm nest]

I miss survivor ending

[old grove]

surely glukhar former military wouldn't let his weapon get in that state no?

[calm nest]

The cutscene is good

[vagrant nova]

fallen ending was like 20 seconds lmao

[calm nest]

Have you seen survivor

[vagrant nova]

yeah just once tho on YT

[calm nest]

It’s fucking amazing

[knotty musk]

ive only seen fallen and debtor cutscenes

[calm nest]

|| “hey bro wake up” then he just fucking dies ||

[vagrant nova]

fallen has such cool armband/dogtag/background

[knotty musk]

the best ones

[vagrant nova]

thank u for ur help butch

u helped me sm

[knotty musk]

youre welcome

[old grove]

killed goons for the first time there on shoreline

couldn't find the birdman though

just got knight and and the big man

[calm nest]

I’m doing debtor next

I’m gonna pile up like 10 cards and adopt someone here

John Terminal

[old grove]

you should lowkey adopt me and me carry me every raid

[vagrant nova]

avatarsik decided to rush to the armoury in the beginning lmao

[dawn scaffold]

bold strat

[warped canyon]

that sure is a strat

[knotty musk]

he did NOT wait for the team

[warped canyon]

screw the team

[knotty musk]

and the black division took aggro and prevented them from going into the armoury comfortably together

[warped canyon]

they only there to catch bullets on shoreline

[warped canyon]

did you watch that shit unfold?

[vagrant nova]

bruh i disconnected for 4 mins, was stuck at the armoury for 5-7 mins cuz my teammate loaded in late and had no guns, cant believe i escaped lmfao

i am GOATED

[wise geode]

wrong

[knotty musk]

i was downstairs making coffee with my headset on listening to it all happen

[warped canyon]

peak

[calm nest]

I just prestiged so like

I’m kinda homeless

[warped canyon]

Just buy a home

[calm nest]

Please lightkeeper i need thisssss

My PMCs kinda homeless

[nova niche]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[calm nest]

He’s living with my scav I wanna help him out

[vagrant nova]

i am goated

[knotty musk]

sylvia i was literally screaming at him to look left and he keeps slowly looking to the right

[vagrant nova]

HAHAHAHHA

[knotty musk]

literally <2minutes left and hes confusing left and right

[calm nest]

I stg people don’t understand directions

Like

[vagrant nova]

nah i was just under a lot of pressure bro

[calm nest]

70% of the human population doesn’t know left from right

[knotty musk]

i put my mouth on my mic and just went LEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFT

[vagrant nova]

literally had both of my teammates die lmfao

[warped canyon]

its a 50 50 chance damn

[calm nest]

I told you it would happen btw

I willed it

[vagrant nova]

both of my teammates died at the start before i even got the keycard bro @calm nest

[knotty musk]

its a good thing you muted them because mayhem started dropping some very crucial false information

[warped canyon]

2007 kinda meme

[vagrant nova]

i was LOCKED in lmao

[floral edge]

Just a quick one before my shower

[knotty musk]

he started saying theres only 2 bdiv at the end

[molten trench]

^

[calm nest]

💀

[calm nest]

Dying at armory is crazy

Timmy’s ong

[knotty musk]

dude avatar just flew forward without the team and aggrod all the bdiv lmao

[royal sinew]

genuine question how

how do u die before armory is open

its just scavs no

[knotty musk]

they didnt die to scavs

[royal sinew]

how tf do u die to bdiv before armory is open

u dont interact before tha?

[calm nest]

Did he try to cross the street?

[royal sinew]

did he actually just speed past armory?

[calm nest]

Lmfao

[knotty musk]

no

[royal sinew]

???

[knotty musk]

he just ran past everything and grabbed the key, started unlocking the door and stuff before the others had even reached the armoury lmao

mayhem was REALLY far behind because he loaded in really late

[royal sinew]

wish i saw that

[livid tulip]

how does general sam get me hyped to play, hes always getting shit on

[royal sinew]

he has fun

i know horrible

[livid tulip]

wish he made more content

[royal sinew]

fr

[vagrant nova]

i got the ending and prestiged 🗣️

[royal sinew]

ok solar boy

(gj)

[vagrant nova]

ty

[livid tulip]

i should have played more previous wipes and prestiged, takes too long to level now

[royal sinew]

now u get to go replay game yay

[royal sinew]

🥀

[vagrant nova]

im probaly rushing to P4 now

[royal sinew]

same

[surreal moth]

nice

i believe in you

[royal sinew]

at p5 ima prob do another ending its gonna be so ass cuz its all money grin

[vital sail]

is savior the only ending you don t gotta farm bazillion rubles for

only the 40 btc

[pulsar gust]

where did they post something about icebreaker cant find ti

[calm nest]

Savior and debtor

[gusty relic]

??circles

[pulsar gust]

nvm

[compact sinew]

savior, debtor and fallen

[vital sail]

i heard debtor was 1 mil usd

[gusty relic]

??circle

[reef condor]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[pulsar gust]

discord so ass

[calm nest]

Fallen is literally 1 mil USD mate

[compact sinew]

still need 40 bitcoins

[calm nest]

Fallen is 140 mil

• 40 BTC

[compact sinew]

and 40 bitcoins

[calm nest]

That’s fallen

Debtor is 30 woods PMCs and 100 dog tags

[vital sail]

oh

that seems easy enough

[royal sinew]

30 woods pmcs is the only ass part

[dawn scaffold]

Um sir, you also have to go to like 5 maps and find a special map and also hit every marked room

[calm nest]

And it’s the easiest escape too

You can buy 2 cards from LK at once

And it’s only 1 blue folder

[surreal moth]

i lied

[royal sinew]

just dont be broke

[calm nest]

Oh yeah you gotta hit every marked room

[royal sinew]

or go late cuz most ppl hit all markeds

[vital sail]

not a problem

[calm nest]

But like, oh no! Keys that make my money back!

The horror!

[vital sail]

ill just get one use keys

[royal sinew]

the humble marked campers 🔥

[vital sail]

i just dont wanna go to the lk island after that and risk restarting

[dawn scaffold]

Sheeit, Priest gave me a dorms marked that I sold and turned into reserve marked keys that I just cycle the process on. Infinite money

[fallen coral]

Where do you plant the stuff on customs lmao I just searched everywhere in the cabin but didnt get a prompt

[dawn scaffold]

Directly in front of blue cabinet in front ofo entrance

stand like 2 inches in front of it and stare right at it

[vital sail]

are the rewards for event good

[vagrant nova]

i had 28 minutes left when i got the black div keycard lmao

[calm nest]

Achievement

[royal sinew]

see

[vital sail]

dont care

how much usd

[calm nest]

Early seasonal I wanna kill reshala for a zabralo and Altyn

[vagrant nova]

honor

[vital sail]

what

[calm nest]

Get a PKM and queue up the Meet The Medic theme

Imagine on factory hearing a PKM blast and as the fire settles its just

[vital sail]

cabbage is so fire

[calm nest]

Umm actually you need to buy another dorms for my cult part 2 and give me a red rebel

Because remember that red rebel

[warped canyon]

is there anyone who actually likes the heal prio bs?

[calm nest]

And that thicc case last wipe

[warped canyon]

dunno how many times it let me down

[dawn scaffold]

REMEMBER MY RESHALA YOU LITTLE SHIT?

Because I never forgot

[stray yew]

what DPI do yall play at?

[calm nest]

Uhhhh no that doesn’t compare to what I’ve gave you

[vital sail]

van you still get weapon and item cases from marked rooms

[warped canyon]

also cool. got extract camped by cheaters lmao

[calm nest]

No

[dawn scaffold]

It was more

in fact you owe me 3 more red rebels

and an abandoned factory marked

[calm nest]

Hey reddot not my fault you got mortar striked

[dawn scaffold]

10/10 uses

[vital sail]

its personal preference. believe me, youre better of finding one for yourself

[calm nest]

Ngl that was really funny to watch from my spot

[dawn scaffold]

huh?

[calm nest]

I watched that nade fly through the air gracefully

[dawn scaffold]

oh lmao

[calm nest]

Right on your head

Crested over the hill and smacked you in the jaw

[dawn scaffold]

I'm talking about the reshala I needed for my big pockets task where as we were going to stronghold I said don't kill him, he's the last boss kill I need

And you ran in immediately and nuked him

"Uh reddot, woops"

[calm nest]

I said “oopsie daisies”

[vital sail]

thats why you run solo

[calm nest]

So it’s forgiven automatically

[dawn scaffold]

Not in my eyes

[vital sail]

lets hold a trial

[calm nest]

Hey wait no you teamkilled me when I was looting partisan

[vital sail]

ill be the judge

[calm nest]

You steal my boss I steal yours

You pay me a red rebel we’re even

[dawn scaffold]

I still have all the screenshots of you teamkilling me

[calm nest]

Me too

[dawn scaffold]

you dont wanna go down that path

[stray yew]

I used to play at 1500, been playing at 600 for a while which helped but now im moving down again to 400 and increasing my sensitivity to match what I was at at 600. I dont really get how it could chagne much if I match my sensitivity when moving up and down with DPI

[calm nest]

Mr. “Who’s on partisans body?”

Didn’t even get to say a word

“I a-“

[dawn scaffold]

shooters shoot

[calm nest]

Then my brain matter went everywhere

[dawn scaffold]

sorry I hit my shots

[vagrant nova]

cant yall just kiss or something

[dawn scaffold]

we do

[vital sail]

i runn 800 dpi with 0.480 sensitivity i think

[royal sinew]

bro's in a fuckin 4/3 channel @vagrant nova 🥀

[calm nest]

^

[vagrant nova]

lmao sorri

[vital sail]

i still dont know what dpi does in general

[vagrant nova]

i aint the mod bruh i cant control channel sizes

[dawn scaffold]

In fact, I have a peculiar screenshot of you when chat was spamming during the most recent server downtime

[calm nest]

I need me another red rebel Shturman drop

[royal sinew]

?

[vagrant nova]

@vital sail can we do that topographic map thing again

[vital sail]

imagine needing a screenshot

[vital sail]

whats that

[calm nest]

Last prestige Shturman dropped me 2 red rebels

[vagrant nova]

lmfao that NEVER happened

[vital sail]

oh

[vagrant nova]

xd

[vital sail]

no sorry, big butch said its boosting

[royal sinew]

@rustic wave dw i read it lmao

[royal sinew]

lmao just get RB-VO from a scav poor boy

[vital sail]

and im low on funds

[royal sinew]

that's how i did it ezpz

[dawn scaffold]

I'm like Randall from recess. Keeping tabs on everyone

[calm nest]

#eft-chat message

[vagrant nova]

???

fabrication

[dawn scaffold]

damn, i wasnt gonna put him on blast like that lmfao

[royal sinew]

[calm nest]

He deserves it do ??windex and watch the clip

[dawn scaffold]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[dawn scaffold]

sir

[dark pecan]

Shoutout to the random kid I just carried through Terminal

[dawn scaffold]

I am a proud shitter myself

[vagrant nova]

acting like i havent done fallen with 28 mins left at the armoury 2nd try solo mkay

[dawn scaffold]

but what the hell

[dawn scaffold]

Just have comma carry you and die to the last BD mob so you can tap them and walk out ez pz

[calm nest]

Teach him how to enforcer

[vagrant nova]

i suck but i get shi done

[dawn scaffold]

Put laser on lmg, shoot lmg

Also dont forget the altyn so scouts cant do shit to you

[calm nest]

There are 2 things Reddot is good at on teamfight

1. Popping off on enforcer when I need placements for task

[dawn scaffold]

spamming Rob voice lines?

[calm nest]

2. Catching my bullet like a golden retriever getting a tennis ball

[dawn scaffold]

lmao, that would have been an amazing recording

[vital sail]

be proud of who you are

[vagrant nova]

i am lowkey

[dawn scaffold]

First round, TK comma because why not. DC for 2 rounds because Arena. Come back and intentionally jump into commas shot so he gets a TK and killed himself as well

[vagrant nova]

bruh my game crashed when i prestiged

[dawn scaffold]

HIGH KEY that is goodo

very very good

[vital sail]

imagine prestiging

[calm nest]

TK me and cause a round loss, DC, come back, instantly jump in front of my bullet and kill me

Literally 4v6

[vital sail]

thats not even prestigeous anymore!!! you guys are playing easy tarkov!!

[ashen sandal]

Any other EoD players feel like tarkov tv is just a slap in the face

[vagrant nova]

@knotty musk wth are they doing bruh 🥀

[dawn scaffold]

Nah, Veteran clothing is drip so all sins are forgiven

[knotty musk]

Dude idk

[vital sail]

which ones more expensive EoD or unheard

[dawn scaffold]

Unheard

[knotty musk]

Unheard is £50 more expensive

Well

100 actually

[vagrant nova]

fitty quid

[ashen sandal]

Unheard is $250

[knotty musk]

It's 50 extra for eod owners

[dawn scaffold]

EOD for life, never cave

[vital sail]

shouldve spent that 50 mate

[calm nest]

Also Reddot you have never laughed harder

[knotty musk]

@vagrant nova they havent even reached the armoury yet and theyre almost dying to scavs

you dodged hella bullets escaping last raid

[vital sail]

only viinex survived?

[calm nest]

Literally the hardest I’ve ever heard you laughed

[ashen sandal]

Why, Eod was supposed to be the final opportunity to pre-order the complete “gold edition” of the game

[knotty musk]

yeah only viinex

[ashen sandal]

Unheard shouldnt even exist

[vital sail]

crazy

[dawn scaffold]

Because it came together so beautifully. Truly my magnum opus

[vital sail]

the biggest bum in the team was the last survivor

[vagrant nova]

i lowkey just followed your order lmao

[vagrant nova]

hahahaha yea

[vital sail]

why are you following orders bro

[knotty musk]

viinex was fully listening to every instruction

[vital sail]

thats gay

[dawn scaffold]

you're way late on this argument

[knotty musk]

he would not have survived otherwise

[vagrant nova]

true

[vital sail]

so he was listening like a good boy huh

[knotty musk]

?

[vagrant nova]

?

lmao

[vital sail]

LOL

[ashen sandal]

Was just saying cuz they said should’ve spent the $50 lol

[vital sail]

at the same time 😭

[knotty musk]

40 minutes left and they havent fought the armoury bd yet

[ashen sandal]

It’s been so long idc about that $150 anymore just feel sad the games developers we helped develop their game for the past 10 years give empty promises :,)

It’s not the end of the world :p

[calm nest]

The perfect troll

[dawn scaffold]

If I dont pop off round 1 of TF, I'm just gonna be a menace

[vagrant nova]

escaping is not THAT hard tho when you have stims and tier 6

[calm nest]

That actually angered me because

[vital sail]

no shit

[calm nest]

How the fuck did it kill me

[dawn scaffold]

Because you tk'd me you bastard

[calm nest]

The gate was fully open when you caught that bullet

[vagrant nova]

they gotta make terminal repeatable

[knotty musk]

if there wasnt food at the end, you were cooked

[calm nest]

I think the one guy who did it was better

[vagrant nova]

etg gives like 5 energy points i think

[calm nest]

Seeing him hop right in front of the reticle

[dawn scaffold]

The guy who did it to me?

[calm nest]

Seeing your body slowly crumble over undeads body LMAO

[dawn scaffold]

I dont know what the actual hell that morons plan was but it was better than what i did to you

[calm nest]

It looked like you had a heart attack while doing a cheerleading routine

Seeing undead stand up and turn around

Staring at your folded lifeless corpse in the family guy pose

[vagrant nova]

butch just made a 67 joke

[knotty musk]

🥀

[vagrant nova]

45 years old btw

[knotty musk]

25*

[vital sail]

Ouu shiii

[knotty musk]

cant tell me you didnt at least exhale through your nose

[vagrant nova]

i did 😭😭😭

[vital sail]

immature

[knotty musk]

what the fuck is happening in this terminal raid

its all kind of fucked up

the keycard bd didnt fully spawn until after they got the keycard

[vagrant nova]

yeah idk 😭💔

[calm nest]

Reinforcements were late

The helicopter broke down

I mean if you think about it how do Bdiv even get into terminal like

They just kinda spawned in there and spread out all over

How they do that

[wicked rain]

Trolls poisoned my drink duu

[vagrant nova]

RUAF goated

[knotty musk]

leftleftleftleftleftleftleftleftleft

[calm nest]

Did you hear the Shturman VA one

[vagrant nova]

@calm nest lore wise, when you go through the door at the end of terminal where it cuts to 3 mins, why does the ,announcer‘ say that the enemies infiltrated ?

[calm nest]

It tripped me out when I first heard it and thought Shturman was in my raid

[wicked rain]

When I say bum when I say bum when I say bum

[calm nest]

They breached the extraction area

Where the ZUBR is

[vagrant nova]

he kinda sounds like him lmao

[calm nest]

He is him

It’s the same VA

[vagrant nova]

OHHHH

[floral edge]

when we planting my boxes pookie

[vagrant nova]

thats cool

[calm nest]

It tripped me my first run

Hearing Shturman yell lmao

[subtle trail]

Guys I almost finished the they are already here chapter, but mechanic sent me a message of ARRS something

Clicked on it and I got nothin

[calm nest]

It’s in notes

That’s the major evidence

[subtle trail]

Ooh

cheers love

[quiet apex]

Reserve is poppin rn

That was the funnest raid ive had in ages

[knotty musk]

the bd spawns in this raid are all kinds of fucked up

[calm nest]

It’s great when the rogues and gluey engage

[stray yew]

?event

[calm nest]

Just hearing 8000 rounds go off

[quiet apex]

They were going off at k buildings just then

[stray yew]

whats the prompt for event status?

[hollow citrus]

How was the cheating not bad at all yesterdeay, and today its just like a big Fuck you to my face. And not to mention I hope they all get banned with icebreaker.

fuck ur dma cheats,

[hardy sail]

I get it tho dma is impossible to detect almost.

[royal sinew]

got out of labs without lvl 30 and i got jammer thank fuck

even got to hit some decent cards

jammer done without buying a labs card yippie!

[hardy sail]

bro its 100k.

[royal sinew]

lvl 30 req.

[vagrant nova]

crazy how a bdiv with a m60 couldnt kill sanitar in my raid lmao

[sonic copper]

any terminal

[royal sinew]

sanitar tanks

[calm nest]

Why did you leave for your other boyfriends before I got on 😭

[royal sinew]

AI vs AI damage is diff

[hardy sail]

I gave 4 ppl my word while I was high and I had to keep em xd

[vagrant nova]

i see

[hardy sail]

I played with like so many different groups

I did event like 5-6 times in a row for each

[vagrant nova]

wish terminal was repeatable 😔

[calm nest]

Just prestiged

I need my carry

[dawn scaffold]

He dont fuck with you lil bro

[calm nest]

🥀

[hardy sail]

gota date tonite bby

Idfk how I pulled it off, I just woke up(I told her we gonna meet around evening and It is already evening)

[vagrant nova]

sad that u cant use the codes again after prestige

[compact sinew]

you automatically get the rewards from it

[calm nest]

Accidentally sparked a visit with mine at 10:30 PM from an insta reel

Kekw

[crude wing]

why is bsg support non existent

[royal sinew]

@vagrant nova can you yell at butch to increase limit i wanna watch terminal

[vagrant nova]

@knotty musk

he is teaching the other 2 rn

[knotty musk]

no

[vagrant nova]

welp

[royal sinew]

old man teaching people terminal ok goog

[median loom]

Reserve is so fucking toxic right now

[valid plume]

anybody have trouble with campers when planting the radar containers on woods/customs/streets?

[warped canyon]

ok quest line done, time to not play anymore

[vagrant nova]

W

[royal sinew]

nope cuz i did it early 🔥

shoulda done it when people werent there yet

[valid plume]

guesing you dont have a job or social life 😆

[royal sinew]

its the second quest.

and piss easy.

my total hours are 2.65k

[valid plume]

didnt deny it 😆

[lean sparrow]

do we know wether the 90fov setting from arena is coming to base game too?

[royal sinew]

i have both to deal with im just telling u its a skill issue

[calm nest]

That shit was easy lol

I did it in 3 hours when the event dropped

[lime breach]

I prestiged today

😮

[calm nest]

Did you get kappa or get a handout prestige

[valid plume]

so pretentious lmao

[vagrant nova]

oof. @knotty musk

[rustic wave]

bugged af grenade wtf is this

it landed behind the container

[knotty musk]

it didnt

[rustic wave]

there was a gap and wall i saw the nade and tried to cover myself

[vagrant nova]

gg tho

[lime breach]

handout 😎

[calm nest]

After you just insulted someone for saying they did it early

The irony is palpable

[rustic wave]

3rd try terminal fail dude i just fail at 99%

[vital sail]

when are we going to watch the next episode of hazbin hotel

[wicked rain]

Mfs be like I can’t not be ass I have a job

Like you prolly ass at the job too bro

[lime breach]

Many dont have jobs

[royal sinew]

i mean i wasnt wrong. if u did it early u were fine. i literally did all 3 first try.

i have piss poor skills too

[vital sail]

how long is the thing

[royal sinew]

couldnt carry em for shit

[vital sail]

30 secs?

[wicked rain]

Most people have jobs people r just ass

[royal sinew]

a job doesnt keep u from getting good tho

[wicked rain]

that’s my point

[vital sail]

Thats what hes saying sherlock

[wicked rain]

Ppl just ragequit after a raid or two a day and that’s all it takes em

[knotty musk]

i think this is over

[vital sail]

Long story short

[royal sinew]

or they just genuinely cant do their quests 🥀

[vagrant nova]

oof

[royal sinew]

"yeah im doing shoreline for my first quest's rogue kills"

"eventho reserve spawns 30"

[vagrant nova]

watching this is the most anxiety inducing shit

[knotty musk]

oh dear

[wicked rain]

My friend this wipe got clapped Doing jaegars plane quest like 4 times in a row, and he just put the game down

[knotty musk]

im stressing

[wicked rain]

Had like 3k hours too

[median loom]

THIS EVENT IS SO FUCKING TOXICCCCCC holy shit

[royal sinew]

its full of rats

[median loom]

Dog im just scaving quick and dying within 30 seconds per raid

[knotty musk]

OMG

[median loom]

like i cant even move and theres some (insert nice word) just sitting in a fucking corner

[royal sinew]

learn spawns

[median loom]

I know spawns dumbass, i said im scaving lol

[knotty musk]

HE DOESNT HAVE THE EVIDENCE

[wicked rain]

Facts yesterday I got into two fights and both times the second guy just lays down in a fucking corner and doesn’t move

[knotty musk]

NOOOOO

[wicked rain]

What has this game come to

[vagrant nova]

AAAAAA

[knotty musk]

im heartbroken

[median loom]

who is u talking about bbg

[vital sail]

you guys arent having a good day are you

[vagrant nova]

im literally shaking

[knotty musk]

dude

you cant write it

[median loom]

WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

[wicked rain]

Therapist

[knotty musk]

we're spectating 2 guys doing terminal

[vital sail]

and he forgot the evidence?

lol

[knotty musk]

he forgot the evidence

[median loom]

where?

[knotty musk]

in a full voice channel

[median loom]

o ok

Yea on my like 3rd run in i did that

[vagrant nova]

thank god i did fallen lmao

[median loom]

we had a dream run

[vital sail]

wait which one

avatar or mayhem

[frank niche]

xdd

[calm nest]

Dummy

What an idiot

Lookatdisdood

[vagrant nova]

the morale is low 😭

[knotty musk]

its not great

[calm nest]

Chat

Stop with this “terminal” nonsense

[surreal moth]

#arena-announcements message thank you for this BSG

[calm nest]

Clav just got brutally mogged by his judge.

We got bigger fish to fry.

[surreal moth]

just what i wanted to see

[vital sail]

what!!!?

[vagrant nova]

shut up comma

[vital sail]

you shut up

[calm nest]

Turn on the news, any channel

[craggy venture]

Shit was on purpose I swear

[vital sail]

thats breaking news idiot

[vagrant nova]

i‘ll make u shut up

[craggy venture]

????

[surreal moth]

i saw this

[vital sail]

Not here bro

[surreal moth]

tragic

[craggy venture]

????

[lime rapids]

was playing some PvE in customs and what i think was a boss chucked a grenade at me

and blew himself up with it

[median loom]

Since when do rogues kill you as a scav?!?! always?

[craggy venture]

Yes

[median loom]

even with 10 rep?!?

[craggy venture]

Only for other maps

Lighthouse is an exception

[median loom]

4 scav raids, 4 deaths 25 seconds max per raid

[nova niche]

Rogues are not Scavs

[vital sail]

what happened yo. I was too busy watching jjba edits

[median loom]

this is fucking sick blud

[nova niche]

They are exPMCs

[sharp sandal]

sylvia

[lime rapids]

which bosses sound american and throw grenades?

[blazing plume]

goons

[nova niche]

They arent friendly with Scavs

[sharp sandal]

did the server crash for you as well just now?

[acoustic otter]

server die

[blazing plume]

all bosses throw grenades though

[nova niche]

yes

[acoustic otter]

🥀

[sharp sandal]

fuuuck

[dawn scaffold]

Goons?

[sharp sandal]

JOOOOOOOOHN

[calm nest]

They assigned him to a chad judge bro

[acoustic otter]

now what will i do with the rest of my day

[lime rapids]

what's a goon

[sharp sandal]

[calm nest]

Brutal mogging occurred

[nova niche]

@rotund brook

[calm nest]

Straight up massacre

[blazing plume]

the bosses
called the goons
the answer to your question

[acoustic otter]

revive server

[granite stratus]

yo what are the chances of getting a rusted bloody key from a locked valueable case

[vital sail]

Bro got sentenced to being mogged... Crazy

[acoustic otter]

50/50

[granite stratus]

at first i thought ts was bad but i was wrong to doubt its ball

[lime rapids]

yeah well the goons were stupid and kill himself and 2 scavs with his grenade and i made out like a bandit

[vagrant nova]

i wonder how fast i can go from prestige 2 to 3

[acoustic otter]

10 seconds

[vagrant nova]

LMAO

[acoustic otter]

on a bad day

[blazing plume]

2-3 raids

[vagrant nova]

Ento i escaped btw !!

[acoustic otter]

wowiez

before me

[nova niche]

@knotty musk

[calm nest]

Judge got rated 8.4… all natural, no looksmaxxing, no ascension…

[vital sail]

Not even bonesmashing?

no substance abuse?

[lime rapids]

what about methmaxing

[calm nest]

No dude, he’s just a natural Chad

Mog of epic proportions

[vital sail]

perfect counter is crazy

[calm nest]

I know… he’s going away forever.

[knotty musk]

?

[lime rapids]

which map does bigpipe spawn on

[vital sail]

lock him up for life bro

[calm nest]

First the ASU frat

And now this…

[vital sail]

didnt he get mogged by the asphalt too

[nova niche]

what r u doing in there

[vital sail]

when he was trying to have a mog battle with it on the ground

[acoustic otter]

watching history

[vagrant nova]

he is helping the other 2 with terminal

[knotty musk]

being a caretaker

[floral edge]

im wondering the same thing

[sharp sandal]

wtf

[molten trench]

Actual goat

[knotty musk]

its joever for these two if i dont stay

[molten trench]

^

I agree

[knotty musk]

and fuck am i tired

[wicked rain]

Got bro babysitting

[vagrant nova]

butch is really helpful and helped me through terminal :P

[knotty musk]

i cannot stay for another if this one doesnt work

[molten trench]

Sorryyyy

[acoustic otter]

noob

[molten trench]

Fair enough

[sharp sandal]

Its been 5 minutes without gregtech, i'm losing my hair, can't stop hyperventilating, when will this torture end

[vagrant nova]

acting like he picked up the controller and started playing himself 🥀

[acoustic otter]

server crash got me on roblox

[sharp sandal]

Im playing guitar hero now

[acoustic otter]

im sure he remote connected in