eft-chat

[vital sail]

buy it on steam, check out streats. refund

[maiden robin]

It was a gift from my parents and grandparents to double as a school laptop

Idk how much it was

[knotty musk]

i play on a much worse laptop when i travel around

[vital sail]

threw in a fun fact

[knotty musk]

it holds up

[maiden robin]

Why not

That’s why it’s a fun fact

[grizzled scroll]

itll probably be fine for tarkov..i just think gaming laptops are questionable

[maiden robin]

I don’t disagree with you but it’s all I got

[vital sail]

laptops are cool

mobile

[maiden robin]

Should I buy from steam or battle state

[grizzled scroll]

battle state

fs

[knotty musk]

buy from steam

[vital sail]

steam

[knotty musk]

if you dont like it, refund

[old grove]

Mr Butch

[knotty musk]

or if it doesnt run how you want

[old grove]

does leveling up strength reduce inertia?

[grizzled scroll]

oh yeah you can actually refund from there

nvm buy from steam

[maiden robin]

Ok

[grizzled scroll]

dont be like us uncs who had to use xsolla 👴

[old grove]

xsolla hahaha

[grizzled scroll]

(fuck xsolla)

[maiden robin]

How badly do I have to no life if I want to be half decent

[vital sail]

uhh

[old grove]

well the game doesn't wipe anymore so

[maiden robin]

Bc I still have school to deal with

[knotty musk]

you have to dedicate a lot of time

[old grove]

you can take your time

[knotty musk]

to learn it

[grizzled scroll]

you'll never be great

[old grove]

well to learn yeah

[vital sail]

HALF decent not realy much time

[maiden robin]

🤣🤣🤣

[urban arch]

im in school and its not too bad

[grizzled scroll]

but you can be smart

[maiden robin]

whats your field

[vital sail]

if you use all of your resources right

scav at the right time for the right reasons

[grizzled scroll]

you'll only die half the time

[vital sail]

dont develope gear fear

[grizzled scroll]

[urban arch]

algebra 😂

[coral cave]

??events

[reef condor]

There are no ongoing events.

[grizzled scroll]

math major

[maiden robin]

I played arena breakout on my phone and I had horrible gear fear

[grizzled scroll]

you poor soul

[vocal shoal]

scaving in reserve is godly

[maiden robin]

Engineering major✌️

[vital sail]

yeah bro

[grizzled scroll]

always has been

[vital sail]

brother

[knotty musk]

better get over that

or youll never improve

[grizzled scroll]

my goat reserve

[vital sail]

and gear is tarkov is much harder to get

[vocal shoal]

yeah but not having to transit there is the best

first scav raid and I killed a pmc that looted a marked room

[maiden robin]

I’m gonna buy the base version

[knotty musk]

Wise

[grizzled scroll]

when it first came out and raiders were guarenteed

[vital sail]

common sense

[grizzled scroll]

pre scav karma reserve was a fucking warzone

going outside was a death sentence

i miss no scav karma

[vocal shoal]

I usually try to behave but I shot a dude thinking it was a pmc and it was another pscav

[grizzled scroll]

made the "dog eat dog" experience so much more real

[knotty musk]

My only advice is you're gonna die a lot and don't let it destroy you. You need to get over gear fear ASAP or you'll never improve

[vocal shoal]

I went to him and said sorry and told him to kill me cause I didn't want to lose rep but he was chill asf about it and just spared me

[maiden robin]

Should I store a little bit of gear or just send it every time

[vital sail]

yeah lowkey just push every gunshot at the start, empty out your stash

and start rebuilding from scratch

[knotty musk]

Don't listen to HONOR btw

[vital sail]

opposite day today

[grizzled scroll]

just made 80 off ufc bets

[maiden robin]

I’ll listen to the gear fear part

[vagrant nova]

look to my right and i see the hollywood sign 🗣️

[vital sail]

you gotta empty out your stash when starting out

[vital sail]

what movie are you watching you fattie

[knotty musk]

Once you get comfortable with how the game plays, get a feel for the gunplay etc then just start running kit properly. Always trying to wear your best gear helps you survive

Confidence is king

[vital sail]

have pride

[vagrant nova]

watched the new boys episode and MAN

no spoilers but its poop

[knotty musk]

Shush

Ive only seen like 3 episodes or something

[vital sail]

is the boys good

[knotty musk]

Maybe 2

[lyric walrus]

riperoni ? marked not loading ?

[old grove]

does increasing strength reduce inertia?

[vagrant nova]

yeah but its kinda stupid

[vital sail]

yeah

after i saw homelander looking at some ladies

uhhh

[old grove]

William!

what a surprise

herogasm, those who know

[vagrant nova]

S1 was peak

[vital sail]

too bad im spoiled on like everything cuz of tiktok

[abstract briar]

starts really good than draws out too... idek how to describe it lmao just say not as good lost my interest BUT worth it to see if you like it

[grizzled scroll]

theoretically its less weight which means less inertia so yes

though i believe all gear has a base turnspeed rate

[grizzled scroll]

dont use it

[vital sail]

dont use tiktok?

[maiden robin]

It’s downloading

[vital sail]

you trippin

[grizzled scroll]

invincible is better

[maiden robin]

It says it’s boutta take 1 day to download

[grizzled scroll]

better comic and better show

[vital sail]

title card is NOT better

[vital sail]

no need to update us on everything twinnie

[abstract briar]

black sails better show

[vagrant nova]

boys comic was insanely mid from what i‘ve heard

[grizzled scroll]

the whole theme of the boys is to make fun of superheroes and flaws of the United States

[grizzled scroll]

it is, but its funny

[wanton hare]

@knotty musk when you prestiged with two endings done, did you get both posters sent to you after prestiging?

[knotty musk]

Yes

[wanton hare]

hell yes

[grizzled scroll]

the show doesnt even go in the same direction as the comics at all

so idk how its gonna end

[vital sail]

take a guess

[vagrant nova]

it hasnt since season one tho lmao

[knotty musk]

Please don't go into spoilers

Or possible spoilers

[grizzled scroll]

invinicble at least stays true to it for the most part

[knotty musk]

I know nothing

[vagrant nova]

yes

[grizzled scroll]

IOMA GET YA BLOODY HOMELANDA!

[maiden robin]

Is it supposed to take that long? Or is bc the first bit has a lot of stuff

[harsh rivet]

Is there any info on when icebreaker will release?

[knotty musk]

Oi hughie

[grizzled scroll]

hm. how? u are stupid human man

[vital sail]

'omelande

[vagrant nova]

just nobody come back pregnant 🗣️

[grizzled scroll]

I GOT ME BLOODY CONPOUND V' OMELANDA!

[knotty musk]

Omelander done killed me woife, and took me bloody son

[vagrant nova]

woif

[vital sail]

oi heughi

feel bad for everyone named hueghui

[grizzled scroll]

i bought the 3 bundle pieces for invincible second hand for 60 buvks it was a fucking steal

[vital sail]

id hate exams even more than i do now

[grizzled scroll]

new cost like 180 bucks for all of them

[vagrant nova]

flip them on the irl equivalent of the flea market fr

[knotty musk]

Oi hughie

[lyric abyss]

i was not aware killing cultists was so easy and profitable what the shit

[knotty musk]

Viinex is hughie now btw

[grizzled scroll]

i like em, robert kirkman does some really good comics

[knotty musk]

Yes he does

[austere obsidian]

You're the deep

[knotty musk]

I'll take it

[grizzled scroll]

twd comics was nice too, shame the show turned out so dshit

[vagrant nova]

i am the deep

no i am

[lyric abyss]

+180 ppbs + 90 bp + 90 7.62x39 bp + rb-bk + rb-vo + 3 knives + 4 level 6 plates are we deadass

[grizzled scroll]

i hope they do an animated version of the twd

[vagrant nova]

he is literally me

[knotty musk]

I love the comics

Im #1 twd fan

[austere obsidian]

tbf he is kinda hot icl

[knotty musk]

Bro?

[vagrant nova]

he is hot

especially in gossip girls 😭💔

[austere obsidian]

He is like objectively hot man

Not even like in a gay way

[vagrant nova]

anthony star also looks good icl

[lyric walrus]

the thing is to "find" them

[vagrant nova]

soldier boy aswell

[lyric abyss]

i have a pretty consistent and safe method that i will not disclose

[knotty musk]

I'll agree with that one viinex

[lyric abyss]

i just didnt know it was so worth it

[vagrant nova]

if i was gay bro

i would want him

[lyric abyss]

hungry man bread

[lyric walrus]

is it better than my method ?

[austere obsidian]

you are though

go get him tiger

you got this

[vagrant nova]

why not ‼️

[lyric abyss]

its pretty good

[austere obsidian]

I believe 🙏

[vagrant nova]

[grizzled scroll]

hes a munch id do things especially when he did banshee

[vagrant nova]

lets just say i am seeing massive growth myself 😭🙏😭🙏

[knotty musk]

?

[vagrant nova]

u dont get it.. yet

[wise geode]

He’s doing something crazy rn

[vagrant nova]

hope the next message is normal 😭🙏

[knotty musk]

Im 1k exp from level 20

[grizzled scroll]

lets just say this SOLDIER is having THE DEEP-est thoughts about HOMELANDER

[knotty musk]

Theta in 1 task

[stuck hornet]

who

[vital sail]

did you __ me

[grizzled scroll]

[knotty musk]

This is gonna be my permanent character now I think

[grizzled scroll]

no such thing as permenant boy

[knotty musk]

Ima be pissed if I cant prestige in seasonal

[odd oak]

Nikita is russian Peter Molyneux btw

[knotty musk]

Juggling prestige + seasonal is gonna be a piss take that I don't have time for

[grizzled scroll]

same guy who got p6 btw

[vagrant nova]

after handholding btw

[knotty musk]

That's different than juggling 2 active profiles at the same time

[vital sail]

why would you even prestige on main anymore

[knotty musk]

Completion and permanent rewards

[grizzled scroll]

you have all the time in the world brochacho 😭 🙏

dont lie

[knotty musk]

Nop

I dont

I do right now but I won't soon

[grizzled scroll]

[vital sail]

they would be dumb as fuck if they didnt give seasonals prestige and gave main more

[knotty musk]

They gotta give incentive to playing main I guess

If they do

[vital sail]

why would they want that

[knotty musk]

Because the MAIN character is the MAIN character

Like what

[vital sail]

eh

i thought everyone was treating just like any other wipe

just waiting for seasonals

[knotty musk]

That's the players, not bsg

Bsg definitely intend on the permanent character to be the main character

[vital sail]

ion care about what they want

[knotty musk]

Using seasonal as a way to add more rewards and dynamic gameplay

[vital sail]

they exist to please me

that's just weird no?

the longer the main character goes the more people will switch to seasonals, theyre better off putting almost all of the budget to that

[gusty hollow]

whats the new arena update

[knotty musk]

Even in the past, nikita said seasonal is there to unlock rewards for your main character

[gusty hollow]

whats in it

[knotty musk]

A big nothing burger

Just some fixes

[grizzled scroll]

shootout is cool

i hope they add comp back

i liked mw 2019 gunfight

[knotty musk]

Ranked is coming back as a blastgang exclusive first

[visual portal]

If they do it needs a serious overhaul and actual reasons to play it

[grizzled scroll]

they need to add random presets

[vital sail]

idk i just dont see it lasting

[grizzled scroll]

if i wanted blastgang id just go play cs tbh

i dont see any fun in tarkov mechanics with bg

[vital sail]

Not even new players would want to play main character in the future right

[knotty musk]

Well that's what it's gonna be to start with

[vital sail]

Cuz people will only get richer and out-gear them constantly

[wicked rain]

pressing a/d while sprinting changes the lean angle

[knotty musk]

People still play ABI and that doesn't have wipes

So

[wicked rain]

tf does that even mean

[vital sail]

In abi you can get top tier ammo and armor right away

[knotty musk]

Your character will lean more when sprinting and strafing

[grizzled scroll]

the angle of which you're leaning probably

[rustic wave]

man, kruglovs activated card will be crafted tomorrow, i hope there aint no more 20+ hour crafts/timegates after this, i hope i can just get the bioweapon from pkpts, give 1 million usd and craft the last keycard and escape this weekend

[grizzled scroll]

[dusky heart]

I started this wipe while it was pretty late (3ish weeks ago) and have had verry little issue

[vagrant nova]

do we tell bro

[knotty musk]

Do we

Might have to

[grizzled scroll]

[vital sail]

We're all made by our experiences ig

[wicked rain]

bros cooked

[rustic wave]

i remember butch saying theres multiple timegates and one around right after prapor getting 1 million usd, but i wasnt told how long

[vagrant nova]

do u have solar power btw

[rustic wave]

yeah

[vagrant nova]

okay good 😭

[rustic wave]

4 hours left for my 18 hour keycard craft but it will be 4 am so i will go terminal and swipe it later

[vagrant nova]

after giving the 1 mil there is a 24h timegate

[rustic wave]

ok that was the answer i was lookin for

[vagrant nova]

and the terminal keycard craft is about 5-6h

5h 20 for me

[vital sail]

put 3 hour worth of fuel

[rustic wave]

is it like purely 24h or just 12h(like,after halved timegates) because mechanic also says "a day" before he makes a deal with elektronik(40btc) but it took me less than 12 hours as i logged in and saw he was already calling me

[rustic wave]

shi lemme check how much fuel left

[vital sail]

my dumbass actually did that btw

[rustic wave]

last time i checked it was 200 hours but i forgot when it was

[vital sail]

i think i put in like 3-4 hours less worth of fuel

so i had to restartd

[rustic wave]

whats ur route btw

[vital sail]

Savior

[rustic wave]

how close

[vital sail]

But probably wont get it

[vital sail]

Getting major evidence

but cba doing the story chapters

and then the scav coop extract and btr questline

[royal sinew]

you can actually tank a CBJ headshot with a CQCM

[rustic wave]

which ones u did, i did all story chapters except handing over items from batya and killing priest, i literally gave up after 160 raids on the priest

[royal sinew]

guaranteed in arena

[fast meadow]

Anyone up for a Terminal round?

[lyric abyss]

it feels pretty good to need a second money case after being a shitter for 3 wipes

[vital sail]

Labyrinth and accidental witness

[vagrant nova]

fallen goated anyways

[vital sail]

lyin

[lyric abyss]

160... bro where are you looking, it took me four in a place with a 15% spawn rate

[vital sail]

Savior is the best

[rustic wave]

questline for btr aint that long and price of independence isnt really hard, coop extract is doable, i could literally help u do it if u struggle with it

[vital sail]

I like being the good guy

[rustic wave]

woods customs shoreline factory, checked all possible spawns, in one case priest killed himself with a nade(on 160th raid) where i lost my mind and gave up, i also got my priest kill stolen like 2-3 times

[lyric abyss]

jeez louise

[fast meadow]

Found them on Woods village after 4-5 raid. They are very well hidden.

[lyric abyss]

poor guy

[noble briar]

anyway to get the shootout que shorter?

[lyric abyss]

mine were just proned in the middle of the road lol

[rustic wave]

ok i got 76 hours of fuel left ill just refill it tho, its just one fuel tank and another 10% one

[vital sail]

Got mine on factory. Had to asi help here vuz i couldnt find priest lol

he ended up being at labs transit

[vagrant nova]

craft a lot of terminal keycards btw

[rustic wave]

i know where they spawn and everything, i just got crazy unlucky rng

[vagrant nova]

5-10 minimum

[vital sail]

Imagine not first trying it

[vagrant nova]

i will first try it btw

[rustic wave]

i will bc we made a promise with my duo together that if one of us dies, other one kills themselves

[vagrant nova]

wot

[vital sail]

in game

[vagrant nova]

why ?

[rustic wave]

since terminal cannot be repeated and if one of us escapes other one has to do terminal solo

[knotty musk]

I almost first tried it this time round but I got wallbanged through an entire shipping container

[rustic wave]

ill just nade myself if he dies

i only lose the keycard anyways nothing else

[vital sail]

Do people still camp the transit

[vagrant nova]

cant terminal be repeated ?

[full sorrel]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[knotty musk]

No

[cold brook]

Next you’re getting wall banged in the container

[knotty musk]

Unless you reset

[vagrant nova]

Yes. ask the M995 in my brain

[vital sail]

What brain

[knotty musk]

He wasn't camping it, he was going to terminal himself

[rustic wave]

and he just started unlocking armored case so i have plenty of time, like he probably has more than 50 hours of timegates to catch up to me so ill lowk keep spamming keycard craft

[vital sail]

We all know your head is hollow bro

[knotty musk]

Just arrived at the same time

[vagrant nova]

bruh we ran from tunnel to there tho 😭

[knotty musk]

Yeah he probably came from lighthouse spawn

[vagrant nova]

bro couldve lowkey let us pass

[knotty musk]

I wouldn't even risk that

[rustic wave]

eh ill just skip my college lessons and do it in a weekday in an empty server, CBA messing with random campers on terminal cuz its not even pvp its just camp

wait for me antarctican agarthan server

[vital sail]

Missing college for tarkov

[vagrant nova]

actually me

[vital sail]

loo

man i havent been to uni this week at all

[vagrant nova]

once u start skipping lectures u will always do it 🥀

[full sorrel]

what is gladiator-s

[knotty musk]

I was playing hearthstone on my uni ipad in lectures

[full sorrel]

and why did I just get it on arena for free

[rustic wave]

i've been absent on my monday lessons for the 14th time in a row , idc about that dumbahh lesson everyone passes it anyways

[knotty musk]

Playing vs my friend

[vital sail]

Addiction

im definitely not passing this semester bro

[vagrant nova]

worst part is when you have one at 8am and its the only lecture for the day 🥀

[knotty musk]

Feel that

[vagrant nova]

like my ass is NOT going

[cold brook]

That sounds perfect wdym

[vagrant nova]

i had one on monday and i skipped it lmao

[vital sail]

worst on eis the one thats around mid day

[rustic wave]

i got a worse one, 8am two lectures+the next lectures are at 3pm

[vagrant nova]

omg

[cold brook]

You get to wake up, speedrun a class and you’re done hells early

[rustic wave]

on tuesday

[knotty musk]

One of my days in third year was nothing all day and a lecture at 4pm

It sucked so bad

[vagrant nova]

its a time waste and also you gotta commute 😔

gotta wake up at 6am to shower

7am catch the train

[vital sail]

As much as i hate mornings mid day/late lectures suck ass

[cold brook]

Morning shower ❌

[knotty musk]

Night showers are the way

No one morning showers

[rustic wave]

eh at least u was just chilling for the morning right? my ahh has to stay in the campus for the whole day doing nothing bc its not worth to commute back and forth mid day

[nova niche]

Im sick

[vagrant nova]

i have to shower in the morning bro i feel so dirty when i dont 😭

[nova niche]

This is butchs fault

[cold brook]

Mornings are for a quick wash at the sink while you brush your teeth

[knotty musk]

I lived in campus

[old grove]

I do

[cold brook]

You ain’t gonna catch me morning showering

[rustic wave]

afternoon shower is the best gng i just take showers right after i come home

[knotty musk]

At the same time, huh?

Third hand

[cold brook]

Noooo

[knotty musk]

Yes

[vital sail]

mornings are for coffee and self hatred

[nova niche]

See he admits

[cold brook]

You don’t need to brush your teeth with 2 hands 😭

[nova niche]

Punish him

[brazen karma]

only 7h of tarkov left

[vagrant nova]

i have wavy hair tho if i dont shower for a day it gets super frizzy

[knotty musk]

You need 2 for good face cleaning

[cold brook]

You just fill the sink and submerge yourself

[vital sail]

Do you brush your teeth with one hand and wash your face with the other

[knotty musk]

Ahhhhhh the "WHERE IS THE MONEY" strat

[civic widget]

Are you practicing for when you get waterboarded or what

[vagrant nova]

SKYLER

[vale sequoia]

Cbj in the mcx kinda slaps

[cold brook]

Brush brush brush, pause, dunk, brush, brush, brush

[vagrant nova]

WHERE IS THE MONEY 🗣️

[cold brook]

Lowk maybe

[rustic wave]

im just wasting my time doing an ending purely to distinguish myself from the 25lvl prestige timmies bro i rly just wanna prestige and experience my ll1 trader poverty again

[vital sail]

We love giving people swirlies

[vagrant nova]

idk if i like or hate seasonals

[vital sail]

Its literally just tarkov

[vagrant nova]

i dont wanna miss out on the BP 😔 my fomo is crazy

[knotty musk]

Must play seasonal

Black division clothing

[rustic wave]

i wont play seasonals at least mainly, thats for sure, i'd play them if they were the only choice but when i have the option to continue from my permanent character ill just keep going with my permanent character

[vital sail]

They should have free traits and paid traits for tarcoins

[vagrant nova]

idrc about the black div clothing 😭 like we have so many black clothing styles and types in the game

[vital sail]

and paid ones would be op shit like 50% mor movement speed

[knotty musk]

Home slice has no drip

[civic widget]

?????

How about no????

[knotty musk]

We don't listen to honor

[vagrant nova]

u wear welding goggles bro

[vital sail]

Get me on the dev team

[civic widget]

wtf kind of suggestion is that

[knotty musk]

Welding goggles have the most drip

[vital sail]

Bag chasing one

[vagrant nova]

we need more tan drip icl

[vital sail]

more p2w

[vagrant nova]

i wanna stick out on the map

[rustic wave]

make a new edition for 450 dollars and make ur character have zryachiy stats just casually tanking 3 rounds of 5.45 bs into ur head right

[vital sail]

Give unheard users ability to choose 2 good traits for 1 bad

[vagrant nova]

gimme neon green

[rustic wave]

nononono they wouldnt do that, must release a new edition first

[vital sail]

Ouuu shii

[knotty musk]

Just get the prestige hawaiian shirt

[civic widget]

You’ll never be eligible for that kekw

[vital sail]

Neon black

[drifting lance]

Like tan tan? Or MTP Tan?

[vagrant nova]

i wanna stick out more. like i wanna be spotted 200m

[drifting lance]

What is this GTA 2?

[vital sail]

neon brown clothes for the rats so they can roleplay the shit stains they are

[vagrant nova]

anything sand/FDE/Tan/brown ish

[rustic wave]

damn when i actually think about it, as an april fools joke or something it'd be amusing if u could just play as a boss and choose it as a 3rd option in pmc/scav screen, like loading into a raid with a random kit of a random boss

[fresh leaf]

sooo, update, went to the room twice got 2.

[vital sail]

what if i choose priest and farm marked keys

[noble thicket]

Told you

[fresh leaf]

bro honestly im kinda mad about it 😄

[noble thicket]

[rustic wave]

no no no, has to be randomized fully, it'll just have the "boss" as option like scav, random boss random kit no loot only the equipment, best chance u get zryachiy with ak50 worst chance u get reshala

[fresh leaf]

there so much military spawn its ridicolous. i nmean i already been to this room but holy moly i couldve gotten these so much faster i guess

[vagrant nova]

too many people moving around with all dark clothing and rigs

shi boring

[vital sail]

Glukhar worse than reshala

[rustic wave]

or wait just replace scav option with bosses for april fools instead. like u click scav and u lowk just spawn as tagilla

same hp and voicelines too

[fresh leaf]

im gonna go there a third time if i find one again im really mad haha

[rustic wave]

green ones are the most boring and dull looking

[vagrant nova]

russian military clothing is green tho so it makes sense

icl we need more green drip aswell

everything is always black or gray like 😭🙏

[gray compass]

anyone know any way to get more 9.3 7N33? ammo keys ofc but i typically get nato ammo from them

[cold brook]

There’s plenty of green drip but barely anyone runs it

[rustic wave]

yeah most if not all military clothings irl are forest/desert or urban based camo. but seeing most ppl just roam around all green is boring, i loot someone and their body is just a green camo bush. meeeh. ill just run my shiny arena stuff, but i might also change to a green drip if i actually find a fire one

[rustic wave]

that bullet is a myth bro. never saw it. never found it on looting dead pmcs, never got shot by it

[vagrant nova]

when i switch back to usec i‘ll wear my arena tan drip

[rustic wave]

yea i was also thinking the same

rn my character is the ugliest looking bear ever, ill just switch to usec tho purely for lighthouse wtp easy access

[grizzled scroll]

subway or jimmy johns?

[mild viper]

Subway

What is jimmy johns

[calm nest]

just W keyed 4 ppl on ground zero

[odd oak]

Brats!

[calm nest]

its fun being the guy juiced there for no reason

[mild viper]

Fokka!!

[ancient crane]

wait so is seasonal wipe already out or still in the making?

[vagrant nova]

Bear EOD looks pretty good

[trim plinth]

[knotty musk]

july

[mild viper]

The kitty had kittens

[odd oak]

Here have an orange

[ancient crane]

okay thanks

[mild viper]

So mystical

[odd oak]

Show

[mild viper]

I didnt take any pictures

[tight bolt]

Servers down?

[mild viper]

Ill get some after work

[rustic wave]

reminds me of me getting w keyed by 5 ppl with shotguns in gz, managed to kill 3 bc they were not wearing any sort of good armor, that was the scariest shi ever bro i was minding my business then i heard 5 crackheads screaming in VOIP

[light torrent]

That orange is truly delightful

[mild viper]

Sitting outside and every 5 seconds my phone is gettint covered in dust

I <3 65kmh winds

[gray compass]

yeah i haven't ever found any and it sucks cause i really like the TKPD
the only 7N33 i have is from the tkpd quest

[wicked rain]

i wish you could practice nade throwing in the hideout

for the lean throws

[mild viper]

Offline raid..

[warped cipher]

Is there a way to move my account to a different email?

[knotty musk]

enable mobile 2fa and change your email from the account center

[warped cipher]

How may I do this?

[knotty musk]

from the account center on the website

[royal sinew]

11sr baited me with a keycard from valuables.

[urban arch]

what is some underused drip

[royal sinew]

USEC vektor

[warped cipher]

But I cant login because the other email that im trying to move the account from is deleted

[knotty musk]

then youre gonna have to contact support then

??support

[reef condor]

[e-mail]

[knotty musk]

youll have to prepare all proof of purchase via bank statements

[scarlet sinew]

im having issues loading into raid, pre 1.0 I would always load in before the deploy timer and now im 90% like 1-2 mins late after my duo spawns in.

[rustic wave]

sucks that FMJ is also 44 pen so u cannot trust it with thorax onetaps.

[knotty musk]

its because of the new matchmaking. It just doesnt wait for people now

[royal sinew]

@knotty musk were ur arena boxes cracked with loot or nah

[rustic wave]

yes i also have this, not when im solo tho, only if im in a team, either me or my friends just spawn late, we never spawn at the same time

[knotty musk]

they were fine

[vagrant nova]

like u

[royal sinew]

dealing with mine rn

ew gross TD1

[scarlet sinew]

well like some raids i spawn in on time with the raid deploy screen but majority are afterwards

[knotty musk]

yeah its just because of the thing

[wicked rain]

do you guys ever use fixed 4x scopes

[scarlet sinew]

smh breaks my heart

[rustic wave]

only used them very early wipe when i had no other option for long range. the PSO and pilad.

i hate fixed scopes tbh

[scarlet sinew]

yes bruh me too

[floral edge]

only fixed zoom scope i use is the monstrum

[scarlet sinew]

idk if my specs are outdated now i have a i78700, rtx 2080 and 32gb of ram so idk

[rustic wave]

the existence of scopes like tango6,tac30 or even the toggle-only options like specterdr and valday320 are blessings in this game

[rustic wave]

if ur running the game fine then its fine. i got 16gb ram, 5600x,3070 and all of my raids are smooth as butter except in streets when i zoom in with a scope

[scarlet sinew]

the game is smooth its just loading into raid

[nova niche]

acogs

[royal sinew]

im like 2 quests off theta btw @knotty musk i did GH 1-6 so fast it was surprising

[nova niche]

not to be confused with Akog

[knotty musk]

i just have the final task left, just gonna wait until tomorrow tho

[rustic wave]

the loading one is just weird for me bc my ssd is really fast and expensive(its out of my pc's league) yet i still manage to spawn late when im with friends. no problem when solo

[royal sinew]

i need overseer but idk if ima do a whole ass shoreline for tha

[nova niche]

just go get from Goons

[rustic wave]

could take less than 5 mins depending on ur spawn tho, look it at the bright side

[royal sinew]

bring pistol
reset until customs spawn

[surreal moth]

goons

[royal sinew]

that's all im hearin

[civic widget]

Pistol running in 2026?

[surreal moth]

i messed up

[surreal moth]

ya if ur good

i got 4 setup kills today

[royal sinew]

its called prestige. and pistols arent bad.

[rustic wave]

pistol into shoreline? hell nah.

id understand maybe if u were going inside health resort but

[royal sinew]

i mean it'll just be a scav dinker

idrc about exfil

[rustic wave]

i mean, a 10 rounder sks with iron sights would be way deadlier in case u faced a pmc

[royal sinew]

maaaaan

im poor

[rustic wave]

i assume ur current options for rounds are smth like 9x19 green tracer and on sks its like 7.62x39 fmj

[rustic wave]

whats ur current lvl btw, bc when i prestige ill just boost thru flea market with arena and grind some money there by selling hideout items straight up

[royal sinew]

SP

[civic widget]

Youre not killing anyone with that shit unless it’s like .45 AP lol

Unless theyre legit bots

[rustic wave]

7.62x39 sp? yea i think u can go with a pistol idk which one u'll choose. i thought u could craft 200rnd of fmj

[royal sinew]

im not looking for pmcs?

[civic widget]

You don’t need to look for them?

[royal sinew]

my entire point its a scav plinker

[knotty musk]

definitely not an excuse hahahaha

[civic widget]

Oh boy

[rustic wave]

he just gonna get overseer from shoreline its not a POI except redrebel extract

[civic widget]

What? It’s a loot hotspot lmao

People go there all the time

[royal sinew]

ok twin keep asking dogmod for rpgs

[knotty musk]

what

bruh the one rpg he gave me i didnt even ask for

[royal sinew]

fuckass factory run

[rustic wave]

istg never ever saw anyone there except redrebel extracts

[royal sinew]

backblast clear headass

[knotty musk]

he told me not to put a kit on so i said yes and he brought me an rpg

[civic widget]

Stoog youre in no position to be shit talking anyone lmfao xD

[royal sinew]

that's great i didnt ask for an opinion

[vital sail]

thats not an opinion in my opinion

[rustic wave]

sucks that only viable pistols in this game are glock18c and fiveseven/usp if u got spare 45acp ap. like seeing a normal 9x19 pistol is just nonexistent unless someone is just THAT poor to not bring even a kedr into a raid

[civic widget]

We never ask for your bad player opinions daily either but here we are forced to read them, so you’ll get to hear mine

[nova niche]

go get carried again stoog

zzzz

[final wigeon]

Just have your friend bring you a kit

[civic widget]

Those 3 are really good at least

[royal sinew]

"you dont play the way i do so you're shit!"

[sour stag]

you also forget they are pistols

they arent supposed to be good

[civic widget]

You don’t need to play my way to not be shit

[sour stag]

the 3 mentioned are just outliers

[gusty hollow]

1000 hours, im starting to understand that wifi is more important than pc specs

[royal sinew]

ah yes my bad that wasnt what this was about and the way i play this game nooo

[civic widget]

But if you’re constantly broke and are pistol running to grab a key…. odds are you arent all that good

[vital sail]

depends

[civic widget]

Good cpu helps massively, esp if it’s x3d

[royal sinew]

its almost like im overexaggerating. and im just disconnecting after grabbing to get my quest done asap.

[gusty hollow]

i just turn on smooth motion

[civic widget]

Lmfao

[rustic wave]

yeah, glock18c literally got me all my stirrup kills on eu labs late wipe with ap 6.3, 1200rpm is crazy, and fiveseven/usp just slap hard with fast semi auto clicks and no recoil. would love to see .357 being viable tho, with maybe an addition of a new revolver and a new bullet variant for that

[vital sail]

Did my stirrup with tokarev

[sour stag]

the 357 deagle could be good if they added better ammo for it

[rustic wave]

steel balls right there

[civic widget]

I’m beginning to think Stoog is the new resident Belmont

It’s been a while since we’ve had one

[vital sail]

Why cant you just hug it out

[civic widget]

Yeah, I’ve been enjoying 57 as well with the 30 rounders and ss190, it slaps

[rustic wave]

exactly what i was thinking but i dont think they would just add better ammo, they'd prob bring a new gun with it at least, which would even be better

[wise fossil]

please upvote this idea: https://tarkov.community/posts/10615/add-a-news-crawl-news-ticker-to-show-pmc-and-events

[civic widget]

Also revolver speed loaders when?

[sour stag]

did you have any specific gun in mind that you wanted to be added

[royal sinew]

atleast im not being a prick and joining convos 24/7 ❤️

[sour stag]

real

[civic widget]

Our pmc reloads revolvers ridiculously slow

[civic widget]

I do as I please, and at least im not spouting nonsense 24/7 like you

[sour stag]

let me larp as buster scruggs

[vital sail]

if you want private convos take it to dms

[royal sinew]

havent seen you play and all your opinions are just hating on me for not donating kits

[rustic wave]

just any old fashioned .357 revolver or wait even a better thing if they just added .44 magnum

[civic widget]

“Joining convos” -> it’s a public server

[elder river]

Holy frickin tuff boi

[royal sinew]

there's a difference between adding to a conversation and starting an argument

[sour stag]

big iron starts playing

[civic widget]

You just have gear fear

[lunar grail]

@rustic wave has invaded the convo

[vital sail]

geargear

[royal sinew]

gear gear

[civic widget]

Phone hates me ^^

[vital sail]

typo of doom

Automatic argument loss

[civic widget]

Nah just autocorrect

Honor your opinions are equally dogshit pipe down

[sour stag]

turn off ac lol

shit is hot ASS

[civic widget]

I’ve seen what you proposed for this game

[vital sail]

Ouu shiii 👀

[civic widget]

So true

[rustic wave]

ok that made me laugh so hard bro thank you for that typo no offense btw

[elder river]

Bro this tuff blud is destroying you guys

[royal sinew]

what opinions do you have again

[vital sail]

You guys just arent ready to accept them yet

[civic widget]

None that benefit new players, for one

[royal sinew]

not what i asked.

[vital sail]

dogshit

[civic widget]

But he wants more p2w and a 50% move speed modifier on seasonal so

That’s an automatic no

[vital sail]

ouu shii

[royal sinew]

just give seasonal a perma sj

[civic widget]

Right honor ?

[vital sail]

yeah

[elder river]

Nikitas done worse i dont see why not

[sour stag]

what

[civic widget]

You heard me

[vital sail]

give unheard players stronger traits

[civic widget]

See

[sour stag]

unheard players should get respawns frfr

[vital sail]

bro youre so right

[scarlet sinew]

now we're talking

[vital sail]

and it does a shockwave that kills anything nearby

[sour stag]

let them call in an FPV drone

[civic widget]

Be more specific and im happy to share

[sour stag]

do you guys think they are gonna go ahead with the drones

[scarlet sinew]

eft warthunder collab

[vital sail]

Give unheard players an edition to the blue fire story chapter where they can recreate the emp blast

[elder river]

Trash vs garbage

[sour stag]

bmpt in tarkov

[civic widget]

If theyre surveillance only maybe ?

[scarlet sinew]

btr 82a coming down interchange highway

[royal sinew]

i asked for an opinion. ANY opinion.
and you generalised whatever you have in mind without elaboration

[vital sail]

and literally everyone else gets their account reset

[scarlet sinew]

please dont mention the bmpt i have ptsd

[sour stag]

iirc i think thats what they were doing

[civic widget]

Kay here’s one, remove flea market and player scavs from the game

[vital sail]

pass

[elder river]

Remove flea market lowkye aint too bad though

[sour stag]

you should see my lineup

[neat leaf]

yes

[vital sail]

scsvs shouldnt get removed

[scarlet sinew]

you're speaking to a wallet warrior bud please show some respect

[sour stag]

how much

[vital sail]

dont need to grind when the benjamins are there to carry me

[royal sinew]

what's the reasoning behind both tho, i dont like pscavs myself but im genuinely curious. and flea isnt exactly my cup of tea either but this version's decent

[civic widget]

The people who disagree are either too new to not understand why it ruined the game a long time ago and/or haven’t played during the times when it was disabled and realized how fun it was imo

[elder river]

Money spread righ tnow shot it

[sour stag]

my friend spent like 7k on the snail lol

[versed violet]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[civic widget]

Casualized raids

[scarlet sinew]

this is tuff

[civic widget]

It’s a ruble grinding simulator

[scarlet sinew]

i have like 7 modern vehicles are for the usa so idk

[civic widget]

I’d like to see people go out to specific maps and spots to actually look for certain things

[elder river]

I might be larping though i stopped playing for when the remeove flea market event was active

[royal sinew]

it always has been in the end

[civic widget]

This would require a trader overhaul as well

[scarlet sinew]

vehicle spread in 12 minutes tune in

[sour stag]

i have 5 prems

[vital sail]

Chore simulator

[royal sinew]

fair enough. i like the way flea being lvl locked so atleast u need to task

[astral idol]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[civic widget]

As for pscavs, it’s a crutch and an annoyance

[vital sail]

Hows it a crutch

[civic widget]

Yeah it’s not super awful right now

[scarlet sinew]

yea all of those 7 are prems cus why grind when wallet is right there

[civic widget]

But it was so fun without it

[sour stag]

#screenshots message

[scarlet sinew]

my two fav games eft and warthunder so like miserable maxxing

[sour stag]

i am evil

[civic widget]

I like early wipe a lot where gear is mostly non meta and people run whats available

These days it’s all the same shit in raid

[royal sinew]

i mean early wipe it was all like that

[lunar grail]

You can still kill meta peeps with Timmy gear

[scarlet sinew]

add liberals to eft

[royal sinew]

hear me out. thats cuz of permawipe.

[civic widget]

That too

[sour stag]

scav lifes matter

[civic widget]

Twitch drops fucked early wipe hard

It got bypassed

[royal sinew]

pscavs are good for new players to keep their feet on the ground so they dont just hatchet run tho

[civic widget]

They don’t and I’ll personally detonate any Scav I see

[royal sinew]

i never got any cuz i fucking hated the concept

[scarlet sinew]

mechanic spotted giving away free gear to low income scavs

[civic widget]

Valid

[royal sinew]

i know you dislike newer players but that's what it was made for

[civic widget]

Also stoog if you’re afraid of running gear just run UMP kits

[royal sinew]

it could just be level locked after 10-20

[civic widget]

cheap and always comes back

.45 FMJ still hurts a lot

[sour stag]

peacekeeper seen shooting scavs trying to get help from the UN

[royal sinew]

this was while i was typing to u (i was just tryna exfil but either way) #videos message

[civic widget]

Runnable stock with irons

[civic widget]

Lemme see

[fickle kite]

Delete PVE from the game

[civic widget]

1s

[noble briar]

is there any good way to get the shootout lfg shorter?

[nova niche]

[vital sail]

Ragebaiters flooding in

come one come all

[lunar grail]

[fickle kite]

PVE player spotted

Neutralizing threat

[vital sail]

Damn you caught me mr holmes

[civic widget]

The screen is just black with audio

[elder river]

Chud

[lunar grail]

Real men play seasoned pvp only

[fickle kite]

Chudcel son or thot daughter

[royal sinew]

its very dark but i 1 tapped a shitter with a full gearset while tryna take path to lighthouse (no i didnt die 5 secs later to his boyfriend shut up)

M9A3 btw

[scarlet sinew]

real men force wipe their accounts every week and see how far they can get

[vital sail]

Child neglection

[elder river]

Hell or hell

[civic widget]

I’m not saying it ain’t possible im just saying proper players who are wearing full coverage ain’t dying to pistols unless they’re clueless

Ronin and altyn chuds won’t care

[royal sinew]

i mouth shot him ❤️

[royal sinew]

im playing night to cancel these shitters out

[civic widget]

Also why is it so dark I can’t see it on my phone at max brightness

No nvgs?

[royal sinew]

01:00 raid time

[elder river]

im lowkey like really big and fat

[royal sinew]

nope.

[nova niche]

why not

[royal sinew]

rawdogging nighttime

[vital sail]

Thanks for the fun fsct

[royal sinew]

because fuck tank helmet NVG 🥀 i cant buy others

[scarlet sinew]

r/meirl

[nova niche]

tank helmet nvg is op

[elder river]

Np bro

[civic widget]

It’s not bad tbh

[royal sinew]

i genuinely hate the hearing

[vital sail]

just chatting atp

[royal sinew]

its all about the hearing on tank helmet

i dislike it alot

[civic widget]

But if you can see then fair

[civic widget]

Earbuds

[royal sinew]

i go off NVGs to click people's heads

[urban arch]

any tips on how to survive one labs raid? I only got one shot

[royal sinew]

i. am. level. 18.

[vital sail]

Sound>sight

[royal sinew]

im literally just speedrunning theta

but this dogshit fuckass map has bad spawns

[vital sail]

Ouuu shiii

[civic widget]

🥀

[fickle kite]

Uninstall

[royal sinew]

i went nighttime to get terminal/labrys chumps

AND I STILL GET JUMPED

I DONT GET IT

[fickle kite]

My favorite thing to do in labs is rat

Imagine going to labs all geared only to do to a naked Mosin man

[dull axle]

Hey with the turning in evidence to Kerman, can I turn them in sporadically or do I have to do it all at once?

[civic widget]

Sporadically is fine

[dull axle]

Thanks

[tiny flame]

Sporadically

FUCK

[elder river]

Im gonna be real with you when i doordash food and h arrives i lift my keyeboard up in the air above my head like a tusken raider but only for a little while because im so fat

[royal sinew]

GOD SPAWN YIPPIE

[scarlet sinew]

who would like to play escape from tarkov with me and win

🥇

[royal sinew]

"and win"

[tiny flame]

??lfg

[reef condor]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[scarlet sinew]

winning part is to be determined btw

[tiny flame]

tbd

[lunar grail]

What food did you order?

[scarlet sinew]

i dont believe in lfg

[fickle kite]

If you use Sherpa services I think less of you

[elder river]

Mcdonalds because i had so many points because im so large and in charge

[tiny flame]

and I don't believe in the winning part

[scarlet sinew]

you might get tired of winning

[elder river]

They call me captain of the fries for your information

[scarlet sinew]

liberal mindset

[tiny flame]

username explains

[lunar grail]

Shame that their burgers are getting smaller, I may be wrong

[tiny flame]

these gah damn llllIBERALS
Cracks open white claw

[scarlet sinew]

this is tuff i cannot lie

[royal sinew]

i need noodles and iskras maaan

[scarlet sinew]

anyways back to my original message who would like to win so much that they’d get tired of winning??

[royal sinew]

ts sucks

[urban arch]

will insured gear on labs be returned or does it not matter?

[scarlet sinew]

hmu for more info, 20 dollar dm fee

[fickle kite]

No

[tiny flame]

It won't be returned

[lunar grail]

Nope

[urban arch]

alr thanks last time I ran it I insured and wondered why I didnt get it back

[civic widget]

I’d rather that than them whining here about the game being at fault for every death

[fickle kite]

No I’d rather they whine and then I make fun of them and ragebait them

[royal sinew]

ive never seen sherpa services in action ngl

[scarlet sinew]

dsync

[stuck hornet]

true

[scarlet sinew]

game dsync or he’s hacking are the only reasons i die

[civic widget]

@lilac vapor is very real

[noble briar]

can you change your region on arena?

[civic widget]

(And very nice)

[tiny flame]

Yes

[nova niche]

"nice"

[noble briar]

how?

[tiny flame]

In game settings

[royal sinew]

border sniper didnt even fuckin kill me i just got blackscreened YOU BITCH

[civic widget]

You love him, don’t lie

You’re a big softie

[fickle kite]

Delete PVE, remove Sherpa services, decrease arena transfers to 5% of what they currently are every week, delete main PvP character, go back to 6 month interval wipes, time lock loot tables behind beginning/middle/late wipe, twerk, charge phone, eat hot chip.

$10000000 profit

[nova niche]

no im sick

[lilac vapor]

It's not like we stream it lmao

[lilac vapor]

lies

[stuck hornet]

i have

[royal sinew]

nah just in general.

[stuck hornet]

ive seen invective sherpa

[tiny flame]

it's because of server desync fr

[royal sinew]

its not hateful ive just never seen it

[slow bloom]

escape from cheaters.. huge cheater on customs

[noble briar]

I WAS ON MEXICAN SERVERS THANK YOU

[tiny flame]

yw

[elder river]

im huge...

[noble briar]

it was taking me 20 minutes to q into shootout

[tiny flame]

hey look a possible sherpa,,..,

[tiny flame]

Rip

[scarlet sinew]

build a wall on customs to keep the cheaters out

[tiny flame]

I cant make myself play arena until the dailies are fixed

[scarlet sinew]

whats wrong with them

[sour stag]

How are they broken rn

[noble briar]

how r thay bad?

lmao

[tiny flame]

for me they just don't work

[fickle kite]

Don’t worry you’re gonna get 20 minute queues on NA as well when Nikita creates another player base split by introducing the seasonal PVP characters

[scarlet sinew]

someone should fix that

[sour stag]

Bros screen is a wall of yellow

[tiny flame]

legit js doesn't sync between being in menu and in-game

[elder river]

I'll get right on that and deploy a patch

[scarlet sinew]

thank you nelson

[wise fossil]

ya idk hes trolling with this shit fr

[scarlet sinew]

it might be your graphics settings

[tiny flame]

There was a patch last night but I'm highkey getting ready for an airsoft milsim event so

[sour stag]

What do you run

[elder river]

Theres no limit to the larp

[tiny flame]

Mk14 replica

[scarlet sinew]

the larp chooses you

[royal sinew]

also arena boxes gave me 5 zvesda rounds

thanks arena

[sour stag]

Build it like glucoses

[lilac vapor]

?? How else would you observe it?

[sour stag]

Larp as glucose

[scarlet sinew]

arena gave me battlepass drip

when is skull trooper coming into the arena battlepass

[tiny flame]

perhumpst

[noble briar]

lmao

[tiny flame]

I have an lpvo, pec and bipod on it so

[sour stag]

Do you sherpa in the sherpa server or is that server just to find sherpas

[elder river]

Definitely not from this season the clothes look ass

[scarlet sinew]

yea literally

still bought it though cause fomo

[royal sinew]

just in general i dont even see u guys at all or interacting with newbies

[elder river]

Bro

[royal sinew]

is it just in the discord?

[light adder]

a sherpa stole my lunch money

[vale sequoia]

bro am i the only person who enjoys end of wipe pvp the most? Dont think imma even touch seasonal characters as long as perm character pvp isnt dead

[scarlet sinew]

im a sherpa

i got a to your q’s

[lilac vapor]

That's typically where we sherpa. We can find people elsewhere, but usually it's in that server

[lilac vapor]

??sherpahub

[reef condor]

https://discord.com/invite/sherpahub

[lilac steppe]

HELP ACCOUNT WAS STOLEN

[nova niche]

I sherpa Invective btw

[scarlet sinew]

did you find it

[tiny flame]

I never see sherpas talk here thats why they're probably nice

[vale sequoia]

gg

[elder river]

I'll get right on it

[royal sinew]

so its mainly in the discord as i asked

[noble briar]

get nelson on this

[nova niche]

Nothing we can do here about that, whats the account ID

[elder river]

Already on it

[scarlet sinew]

did u insure ur account

if so prapor might bring it back in a day

[lilac steppe]

Lol I wish but the jack ass forgot to log all devices out so im still on my laptop deleting all the stuff he's been redeeming

[tiny flame]

I know this randoms account ID it's 405744304150282240

some random

[scarlet sinew]

how do u know my id

[elder river]

Why bro keep tjat shit

[vale sequoia]

change the password bro

[lilac vapor]

dawg all I saw was you hadn't seen any sherpas interacting, I'm not actively reading this chat unless I'm pinged

[civic widget]

Lmao

[tiny flame]

Do not redeem the card

[royal sinew]

im just confirming

[lilac steppe]

I can't he change the email and everything can't change anything from launcher

[scarlet sinew]

we need allergies in tarkov

[tiny flame]

Soon.

[vale sequoia]

gg

[scarlet sinew]

lactose intolerant so you cant drink milk

[elder river]

Im sorry but nikita and me cant help now

[vale sequoia]

he must have hacked ur email to change the email no?

[noble briar]

@lilac vapor

[sour stag]

You sneeze and reveal ur location lol

[tiny flame]

Make a new email

Shrimple

[lilac steppe]

Gotta be the dumbest hacker tho how you forget to check the box that logs everything out lol

[tight jacinth]

Pollen allergy pmc

[scarlet sinew]

you have a pollen allergy so during the summer on woods you constantly sneeze

[elder river]

1 Lega medal for 12 use allergy med

[sour stag]

With level or money

[civic widget]

Sherpas are not carry services.

[sour stag]

^

[tiny flame]

Cause they're too WEAK clearly..,.,,,

A person that helps newbies

[civic widget]

Someone who teaches new players the ropes of the game

[sour stag]

to help you learn the game not play it for you

[tiny flame]

A teacher

[noble briar]

an experienced tm

[blazing plume]

ts gotta be bait

nobody is this stupid

[elder river]

Sorry i would help but The Professional is all booked out today

[noble briar]

8:30 q time in shootout rn

😔

[scarlet sinew]

nelso can help but you have to rsvp

[civic widget]

If you don’t know how to you don’t deserve it to begin with

[blazing plume]

you can't get to level 25 on your own?

[civic widget]

Especially with how easy it is right now lmao

[scarlet sinew]

chad conservative mindset

[tiny flame]

Saplinga how do I queue into shoreline.,.,.,z

[elder river]

Sorry kid (Starts massaging your shoulders)

[civic widget]

Step 1: build up a lot of self hate

[sour stag]

😭

[urban arch]

i just killed a guy on labs and I didnt want to fight lowk proud of myself

[tiny flame]

already done cause I willingly play(ed) arena

[elder river]

Take my gold kind stranger

[civic widget]

Bless your soul

[urban arch]

now I need to get out of here I got a broken arm and leg

[noble briar]

ive been on 4 two hours and have played 2 games bc of this fucking q times

iswtg

[tiny flame]

Is there patch notes for the arena technical patch yet

[civic widget]

I don’t play arena

[tiny flame]

I wanna know if I can unwillingly play or go back to the ball crushing factory of subnautica vr

[civic widget]

I’m the last person to ask about arena related things im ngl

[tiny flame]

I wish to be like you

[elder river]

Yes but they didnt change shit basically

[sour stag]

They had the patches in the annoucement

[civic widget]

Never finished season 0 tac map either

And I haven’t bought the new one

FOMO is killing my soul but I can’t

I just can’t play that shit lol

It’s so unfun

[urban arch]

LESS FUCKIN GO THERE WAS AN EXTRACT RIGHT NEXT TO ME

im prestigeing tmw now

[zealous plover]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[elder river]

+1 Updoot

[noble briar]

??codes

[sour stag]

Rock scout sr2m and head tap people

[civic widget]

I can kill people

That’s not the issue

[elder river]

Be a chud like me and play 25 last hero games to unlock the mod 4

[civic widget]

The issue it’s just not fun even when winning

[nova niche]

imagine playing scout

[tiny flame]

I literally can't progress the battlepass

[noble briar]

as an enforcer main i cant relate

[elder river]

Scout lowkey armormogs you

[sour stag]

I didnt mean it like that i just meant scout is braindead easy so you can just zone out and forget you are playing arena

[sour stag]

I play everything beside assault

Scout is just the easiest

[civic widget]

I’m still annoyed at the fact I grinded my gold mp7 camo and it’s not in main game

[tiny flame]

L....,,,

[sour stag]

i dont think they are ever adding that

unless they add arena skin dlc to tarkov for 25 bucks

[elder river]

Im still upset nikita had to tell me to remove the golden tt from arena and i had to comply

[civic widget]

They said they would

Still waiting

[tiny flame]

I got all of my 10 battlepass levels via doing matches with ZERO operationals

[sour stag]

oh fr

[elder river]

Will be will be will be

[sour stag]

nvm then i stand corrected

[tiny flame]

I had to get 500 exp for the BP via PLAYING THE GAME....

[sour stag]

thats rough