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I actually missed precious arena time
Went to see my GF then Pepsi threw every game
Pepsi bad confirmed
Enforcer main ping abuser
Nah frosbite was annoying asf it just made the raids feel clunky, too slow for an already ratty playerbase
frostbite was just anti fun mechanic
there's a reason they added the lovely arena mask for it
hated every bit of it
it made me feel good cuz people stopped having good helmets for a bit
not being able to run nods was ass
guess im wrong. maybe ill do an ending at p5 then im unsure
Honestly frostbite was annoying until I realized how dead night raids on factory were and had like 20 tagilla masks
i guess i just enjoyed the fact anyone could win
were so up
Ran only tagilla til the event ended
especially since i was on insomnia and other night tasks at that moment
This is huge news
GZ? which servers are u bullying shitters on? i had to kill a fucking black meta kit MDR for my fucking HDD
Uhhhhhhhhh
dunno im not host
🥀
Wait he's cracked
ey, thats one map worth of bullets for shooter born
you got it chief
where tf are the cultists??? up the damn spawn rate already
spare a crumb
I only have crumbs man i prestiged too
do you wanna eat and leave no crumbs with us
@knotty musk
No thanks I'm all tarked out today
I got a new bank card like 3 months ago and forgot to activate it
Just now remembered
who's carryin u pal
no one
Not you, for sure
🥀
oof stoog got folded
Honestly funny when it’s really windy and blows the hair out of my eyes and I remember what it’s like to see clearly
im lvl 8 id hope not, idk why you're butting in.
get a haircut hippie
I have to be involved
Im already at to great height 3 btw
can you give me a crumb of m80 sylvia
Gonna have theta soon
Sure
this time i will conquer labyrinth!!
what's the obtain the ticket to tarkov part of story again? case right?
ak308 with good ammo here i come
when is the shorline event coming out
go bald so you can cosplay as geon
What shoreline event
Who said it's shoreline?
Idk
the live the other day he had said it
Who
do red flares owkr on gz
Nikitta?
big event on shorline before the new map
hi
WWhy red?
yea
do u need
Woah no trading guys
just like a stack or two
I’ll go bald and join the police
Kollontay cosplay
oki
because im a fresh prestige chud

bro rebought on steam😭 🙏
Tbf
L
rebuying game on steam is big L
I got it from a giveaway during christmas
How else will I earn time played by AFKing launcher
i think half the server does i just dont see the point
u gotta think smarter people
Wait do I even need solar power for debtor ending
no life
no
launcher has been open all day
oh nyo
Lmao so I spent 6m on it for no reason
my insurance
do it.
ive been watching stuff for a few hours
@keen mango ask @vagrant nova why i recommend solar panel
does insurance work on laby?
57 hours left
But I was stupid
Nope it's like labs
well rip 170k
Get used to it lmao
yeah idc lol
just playing for fun
not going back to customs for velociraptor kills
that gun is so fucking ass its insane
Holy fuck
@floral edge lets go
akog doing bs
Zero life
UGH
why am I with 2 chuds rn
atleast its AI farming
live akog reaction
imposter
altynless
Hard carry incoming
oh yeah I still have a red armband from when discord was dying and we were trying to do labs without discord
Yeah yeah sure
It is
More hours a month in tarkov than Coxxy spends in McDonald’s in 3
im ngl going nighttime has been a fucking blessing
If I don’t take my promo code or twitch drop loot and I prestige, will it still be in my messages after I prestige?
its so dead and i can just waddle and do my questing
i cant resist player shots
Anyone had the dirty Dr Pepper at McDonald’s
i always drop one but the mag size is what gets me
That shits kinda fire
ur fault for sure then 😭
you get them all anyways
u can run 45s no>
you can?
lowkey when you press right click on the horse in minecraft it kinda looks like he is doing the 67 no
dude shut the fuck up
anyone know good spots for scopes like vudus vortexs etc?
honestly
if i recall
:(
on players you kill
wait you're right
You’ll say this but not that I’m sexy when i need jt
whats going on wit AI today ?
seems to be the best place
Ai?
labs
go hit red
shatuns hideout sometimes spawns good lpvos
sowwy ily
but those scopes you mostly get from PMCs and flea
I claimed drops from last time, never opened them, prestiged and I got them on my next life
do you have skier 3
Really? Even the twitch rare and epic boxes?
time to hit shoreline grab a USB get told to fuck off by RUAF and find a bunker door 🔥
you can also barter for the 1-8x scope from jaeger
i do
yes
Awesome
Save up ram and do the mechanic 3 barter
yeah i hit all the barters
time to hit shoreline without solar power 🗣️‼️ (me)
wait if i prestige i get all my drops again?
try to buy a scope per refresh but its rather expensive
pMC are looking into ground and i have partizan on my ass every game rofl
Twitch drops?
why the fuck am i saving 90 drops on prapor then
Yeah if you got the twitch drops last time, you get them all back every time you prestige
nah yall trolling
Yes
after this raid im clearing my stash and opening the drops
just prestige
I got all mine back yesterday when I clicked it
(thats a lie i never clean my stash)
no i refuse to prestige
im gonna max my skills and never prestige
idc about prestige changes
the only change that shouldve been made was skill retention
skills mean nothing tho
The skill retention is fine
idk max strength/endurance are pretty impactful
theyre nice
but not never prestiging nice
max strength and endurance is great wym?
i prestiged 1 when prestige released
yall never had 12.12 elite strength and end
and thats probably the prestige my acc gonna die on
Been getting a lot of delays on streets recently. Estimated time 3 mins in at 6 currently…
idk man i like to start my raids not overweight
saw some dude in vc the other day crabwalking to level covert movement
like tf yall on
thats what im gonna be doing too
I love being a fat stupid chud with 500 rounds
completionist mindset
aint that the only way to level up cover movement?
gonna be a problem tho my covert lvl is 6💀
then never prestige
did this
2 prestiges this wipe.
and now it feels useless 🔥
Only skill I've had elite in the last 3 wipes is metabolism
^^^^
my ping when tested is totally fine on any site but on tarkov it's over 300 on any server
just opened my 17th marked key on reserve(no pkpm) without a bitcoin
if I had completionist mindset in tarkov I think I wouldve left this game already
When i prestiged to 6 with elite metabolism, I start my character with 16 metabolism
yes but to intentionally crab around is crazy
I'm not going to be prestiging myself lol, dont have the time or interest with seasonal coming up
Anyone else getting lots of delays on streets? I did queue night but damn
I hate playing Lighthouse, so yeah I aint getting kappa ever
im just waiting for partisan and then my snowball attempt starts
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did anyone see that guy recently
wouldnt prestiging be part of completeing it?
i dont think ive seen him since the start of this wipe
dont come at me with my own logic man
ppl with good headphones, both irl and in game will hear you regardless
okok
Ive seen him way too much
Yea he’s hard to find it shouldn’t be on snowball imo
Im scared to open tarkov again because I have the flashbang p6 background on
I forgot to take it off
my friend also never saw him in this wipe with a thousand raids but i saw partisan like 10+ times in my first 200 raids
please post a video of your zyrachi kill attempt
man im cooked i forgot all the key spawns on laby
imma be camping my room like a lil bih
i walk somewhere
500 gunshots
nvm
thanks man
environmental hazards in tarkov are crayz
someones gonna be camping your room like a lil bih too xd
dont bothe
is the ash-12 effective enough shadow of tagilla? im unsure of how much ps12b it would take to break his hat
whenever i wear tagilla mask suddenly everyone in the lobby has 5.45 bs or m80a1 and i get the craziest onetaps in history, literally doesnt happen when im using a normal helmet or altyn
Kinda like when the missus wants a selfie while you’re like already in bed and forget to turn the flash off and get your retinas taken away
this is the same effect as using it in terminal/labs. sometimes it'll save you. 90% of the time wont.
Yeah exactly
got tagilla yay
Common male experience it’s happened to us all
No
5,2 talkin bout sum "missus"
yeah it was cancer
i wouldnt trust it. each round would damage his helmet alot but yk ash12 is ash12, just pick a more consistent gun. anything that can use 5.45 bs, ssa ap or m80a1(or better) would do the job good
but make good ammo spawn on other maps
I’ve hit so many filing cabinets recently looking for a labs card. Feel like they nerfed it lol
and not only streets
fair enough
absolute skill issue problem btw
no one should have access to t5+ at all times
i havent gotten any in raid. i used to get a lot from file cabinets and pscavs but i just craft all of mine now
not hating on u specifically darppy
bro my survival kit fixed my fracture instead of my blacked out hand
what the fuck is this shit
just in general on people who want high pen consistenyl
Yea sadly I’m too low lvl now to craft
thats why i always just drag the surv kits specifically to where i want it, its not like its a quickheal too it takes 20 seconds so might as well do it carefully
killa guaranteed in laby
i think laby killa should be perma t6 for funnies
i dont run high pen all the time, but i find it is not excessively difficult to be net positive in ap ammo
killa tagilla 100% on laby, the only occasion where u can avoid both is if tagilla decides to camp a corner for the entire duration
im alive
if ur dumping two mags on prefire maybe not, but ive never not had as much bp/bs as i want
i know i just fucking hate the people who go "I NEED 55A1 AND 80A1 BRO"
Sometimes killa spawns in anyway if enough time passes with tagilla dying
Ive had it happen a couple times
oh i agree people just gotta learn to shoot for the head
Actually 5’9
they really gotta seperate up/down mousewheel keybinds
yeah hes so silent. i was looking around for the last player on labyrinth and faced killa without seeing tagilla. turns out the dude killed tagilla and died to killa and killa was camping his corpse like damn
I know literally nobody gives a shit but this headset i've been using has been on the wrong switch for 4 years. It's like i have a completely different headset omfg, its AMAZING
it appears i am in a fucked position.
damn i didnt know, never happened to me bc my curious ahh always just pushes him if hes camping since i would be so paranoid knowing he can just decide to roam at any time and surprise me
there is a man in resort
Hell yea brother
now, face or legs, depending on ur ammo, what are u using?
Nah I’m the most painfully average dude out there
Make REA decent again lol. I remember finding bit coins here now it’s just ass
there are multiple people fighting fuck allat
my default skin is not your culture
It's insane man!
Bad audio makes tarkov so much harder. When I upgraded my mic it was so much better. So I feel you
i genuinely think tarkov suffers heavily from audio
I haven't even tried tarkov yet, Hell i'm just blasting music right now 😂
a squad of 4 camping rb-vo waiting for me to come 🥀 holy unemployed
if it was improved man...
like ok dude u lost 2 lives but got an sr3m with 10 rounds of sp-6 left in it, now celebrate together. fkin jobless
i was fucking with a trio on reserve at bunkhouses ratting. 2/3 died the third "ran away" (ratted me from afar and legged me once i took 5 mins to wait for him and looted his buddies fully already)
I’m actually John Doe
man ihave the whole lobby for myself
tahts a shame i was looking forward to some laby pvp
Yo if I’m gonna run terminal, should I run 80A1 or M61
12 water low metabolism and a mf IS STILL UPSTAIRS MAN
I JUST WANTED TO FIND KNOSSOS
like half an hour ago around rb-bk i killed a guy, reloaded, killed his friend too, and realized i just dumped all my mags to ground with fast reload while escaping down into the bunker. couldnt loot the dead bodies too since they were too close to their last guy alive
Neither, run 55a1
SOST
Never again
Why
so fun.
Jam
Don't mag dump
Cant help it, aint so skilled
yes
They can respawn near the end
warmonger sounds cooler
Guards sometimes respawn in waves of 2-3
Warmageddon
Warmaggeddln
like when a few minutes left into the raid, they may just respawn and jumpscare you, almost died to them that way when i was looting,
Why the fuck is there SO FUCKING MANY SCAVS AT LEXOS
so extra for what
I JUST KILLED 30!
and they burst ur limbs crazy too, them using shitty ammo only makes it worse
I bring two Model 1s and when the first one gets low durability I drop it. The second one still jams
I completed terminal yesterday with a g36 and 55a1 lmao
maybe theyre twins
Lucky man
Nah the worst is the AP-20 pump guards because they rapid fire that shit it’s horrendous
butch do you think i should be using 5.45 bp or bs instead of 55a1?
Just aim face and don't mag dump is the only advice
For what
terminal ofc
No
Didnt you have SRO on that bitch aswell
55a1
I just had a triple jam happen on my second ar, at the point where the boss and black division push you
No
no scope
Vudu
whats the reason i wanna know
oh
Why doesn’t the Unheard Edition on Steam include the Season Pass? What you did is really not cool, Nikita.
guess i mistook it for sum
I’ve only ever done terminal with .308
yo where is the loot on laby its so fucking bad
all over on the ground gng, the entire map is like a marked room on its own
For terminal?
Does enough damage to kill instantly to the face and punch through helmet if you miss the face
if you walk out of laby with less than 3mil of loot you have no eyes
Mhm
5.45 has bad ricochet
Tf is that
bs, bp or 7n40
damn, cuz i barely have 55a1s left and like 7000 of bs,bp and igolnik
Nl545
ong 7.62x39 for terminal
ill just stock up on 55a1s with labs before i go
Plus if you bring 556, the bdiv mostly use 556
Oh
So you can steal their mags instead of repacking
I did terminal with an M60 last time so I can’t relate
Not crazy to say
Ratatatatatav
That's based
i still dont like mutant, rd on top
tweakin
rd way less bouncy
are their guns bad or can u just cop their guns too, or are they just low durability like usual ai guns
gooning
LMAO BLANK RFID
Like i used long barrel suppressed g36 on my last run and had 0 issues
M60 is unironically a good gun and that was before they removed over swing
Idk I never pick them up
It’s even better now
Pretty sure they have low dura
but they have good ammo
noted, can i bring m995 instead
As long as I don’t jam, I’m fine, I just keep dying at that last 3 minute stretch
M60 is probably the most fun thing you can use in this game
cuz as i said i ran out of 55a1s bc i used them regularly
run no supressor then
No, it'll destroy your gun
I already am
also free insurance
nobody picks that shit up
It can’t jam, has 100 rounds, super controllable recoil
just reset my character anyone down to run it?
ok ill just use it in my normal raids instead. same case with blackout ap or cbj too?
M60 is good for terminal just cause it literally can’t jam and the BD drop boxes of 993 now
Don't use .300 in terminal. Shit bounces too much
So you can steal 993 M60 boxes
Id recommend 2 exactly same guns. 7.62 guns have small mags, so id choose 556 with 60-100 rounders
I’m already doing that
Honest to god the only thing you need to do is take it slow and only shoot head
take it slow huh
Double gunning terminal is so extra you don’t need it unless you’re a PvE player that dumps 50 rounds on 1 AI
They don’t usually jam at a bad time, but it had happened. I’m at around 20 runs now. I’m just gonna weapon swap
You don't need to rush shooting AI
alr ill keep spamming labs before i reach terminal to get enough 55a1s then cuz i didnt bother doing the quest to craft it, such a misery i kept my higher tier rounds but used this one mainly
some people get unlucky
i would unironically run RPD for terminal
If you don’t want to jam just use M60 lmao
M60 can’t jam
I just might
lowest full auto recoil in class, 100 rd mags, no jams
even cooldee ran 2 guns. Its not dumb
My mate did RPD since I dropped him a bunch of MAI before prestiging
Like 7 bubens of MAI and BP lol
wonder if anyone ever did terminal with only a bolt action or a shotgun
does water or food 0ed kill you?
If your gun is being burned so much that you're jamming, even unsuppressed, you're doing something wrong
without max metabolism yes
Just because cooldee is a good player doesn’t mean everything he does is smart
servers down? says cant connect
like after a timer or just slowly
Two guns
Two guns is still too much
yes unless u got elite metabolism, your health keeps dropping like a bleed
Idk maybe Radian Model 1 just sucks
No energy you'll just die after 5 minutes
it doesnt
ty this is what i was referring to
you lose health slowly. if its just water OR food you can outheal with propital, if its both, youll lose 1 hp per second
better safe than sorry. Its basically your last raid in the game. Doesnt harm to have a crutch
with prop i mean
is it an instakill after 5 min even if u heal urself or do u mean u just lose health slowly enough to die in 300 seconds?
You just drop dead
Tbh if you have issues with terminal now you’re an absolute burger ngl
Old black div was fucking aids
Yes
why tarkov arena keeps fk crashing on me? i cant play a match without problems
idk im not doing terminal
Bdiv now are bricks
Hello all
another thing learned, never spent more than 3 mins with fatigue before i had elite metabolism, i assume elite metabolism also prevents that since i ran half an interchange raid with a blacked stomach
Hello matt
How’re you butch
RUAF winning gunfight at ZBOAT was hilarious
idek why that happened
Im chilling. How about yourself
“Oh boy I can’t wait to hold this right hand so they push me!”
The evil black division PMC with see-through vision:
Not choking
"choking tho"
They can just do that. They did it on my first ever winning run
Got mistaken with your mam
my mom doesnt choke men
You’ll be surprised
Sorry to hear
nuh uh
yes, you will die even with elite metabolism if you have a blacked thorax or head tho and run out of food/water
Life is life m8
Certainly is
i guess ill just go sleep like a good boy and get my remaining 2 bitcoin from tetris barters tomorrow, 38/40 bitcoin, 10 yesterday and only 2 today(2 out of 20 uses of rb vo and rb bk)
Take day as your last, never know what will happen 
its just really funny "the BDIV here are the most cracked" and they were dont get me wrong but then they're just dead 😭
Such a good boy
Yeah it's rng if the ruaf do their job there
Do you like m80a1 or m61 better for terminal or maybe it doesn’t matter
same bullet
i had a blacked stomach only on that raid but i didnt take damage at all towards my head or thorax
RUAF at armory were goated too
M61 if you’re too scared to hit head and wanna spam thorax
M61 for thorax demons
its just black thorax or head. unique interaction
I always ran 993
yeah i accept defeat after running thru a brand new rb-vo and rb-bk today, got every single other item that can spawn there except bitcoins, got only 2 btc total
Muscle memory from old terminal
labs
How far it’s fallen
btw found a blank RFID first shoreline run was just running and looting scavs for food/water
reserve markeds are good for keycards, terrible for bitcoins
my money up 🔥
probably a bug, u just take one tick of dmg towards ur head or thorax then, and elite metabolism fails as its supposed to prevent it
run labs for bitcoins, much better odds
Its just 450k
yeah but rb-vo used to give me double bitcoins i swear
that's more than what i have. im lvl 8
eh ill do it later, already got 38/40 bitcoins now ill just buy the rest 2 tomorrow when i get mechanic resets
Old BDIV were like the hardcore wipe when the guards bugged that one patch and only hit headshots no matter what
Ew you prestiged
sorry 9*
im speedrunning p4 and i wanted the funny voice. either way i had nothing else left
No surviving that
And they frequently tried to shoot through walls
*oh for fucks sake shooting cans 🥀 *
Dude you couldn’t even hold a right hand they’d shoot you through it, you’d have to cower in a corner waiting for the power slide like a Timmy in 2019 on his first interchange raid
oh i remember that one. i know when i played pve with a friend and he got literally onetapped by a rogue from over 100m away (no gunshot, so silenced)
Prestige is for losers. Real cool people just reset their account
Literally
new BDIV feel really just odd.
Haven’t played tark in like 5 months is icebreaker gonna be a map map or just an arena thing?
that ai bug back then was nuts
New map
dude rob is the funniest voice ive ever heard
When town
nothing can top patrick. His voice os so deep and dreamy
Town doesn't exist
id literally run altyns only in pve (i hated hardcore, so no pvp that wipe) cuz ai just fucking beamed your head
I love it now when they just throw 72 nades in the card area
Sadge
his pain grunts are hilarious on rob and his voicelines and such feel like rogues*/Bdiv
I duo’d and my mate sat on the front entrance and just tapped them as they threw 80 grenades at me
i only run nikita voice for his barking sound
dude its so fucking annoying
spam hold breath when out of stamina
didn't it get merged into Streets
its peak
Ai shouldnt get grenades in this fame bro
its unfair.theyre fucking clankers. They do high level trigonometry to green fuck your ass
You guys have it easy shhhh
me magdumping a drum of BP at some random fuck who barely hurt me
My like third terminal death? I was running from pumping station up towards the train tracks after killing the 2 that spawn on the road
I’m going to assume so, I remember the description being it was the outskirts or something but I also remember the map position being above terminal not near gz/streets so
pumping station
#screenshots message ok pal
Dead accurate with .300 AP instant double headshot
my first ever terminal run was a fucking instant death at card
average hardcore wipe ai death ngl
Don't make us say it stoog
is pumping station british
@knotty musk big pipe provides some fun for next raid
fuck yourself i did terminal with old BDIV
So did I LMAO
im just washed rn cuz tracksuit took the life out of me
its overuse
reminds me of when i was sniping from dome and glukhar just fucking sniped my ass from knight building with his ash12
All this and still no terminal 
i did 40 in 2 days
no shit im playing poorly
Wonder whos fault that is
(Sherpas)
New toy
Cant wait for nikita to reduce tracksuit reqs to 20 killa kills, and it shares between your team
the good nades too 💀
Does anybody knows if i fucked up my savior ending by completing the quest "the higher they fly" from skier in the whole BTR shenanigans
??wiki
Check wiki it has warnings on the appropriate quest pages
as long as u side with BTR at very end it doesnt matter what quests u do
Price of independence must be completed
you just need a certain amount of rep no?
correct, price gets u there
huh
when are you becoming the water and the ice scav
Im steam powered now
i did i just cant seem to find nothing saying so thats why
you're going for savior without knowing that quest?
im not even close to btr quests so idk man
doing one thing at a time
wait what ending will i get if im doing the evidence for kerman rn and already gave more than two and fuck up btr
im just wondering if now that i have completed skiers first task i should go down his route
Fallen iirc
eugh
If you fucked up btr you get put on survivor
Not fallen
Survivor was left side ?
these names sound so alike
It just puts you on it
is survivor the prapor one
Yeah the 300m/500m
hell naw
Mixed the names up ^^
yeah. fallen is towards the 40 btc side when you refuse to work with kerman, survivor is the only one with an entirely different path
Yo ass tweaking butchsaw
What
Best not fail then
no way you didnt get that
fallen is also prapor one but its 140 million+40btc+a quest instead of 300 million
i lowkey wish i could switch to debtor rn
you made your choice
if u didnt get the case from LK yeah. if u got the case from lightkeeper then u skip those parts and instantly go for keycards after handing over 1m
true
im so confus
bideo bames bad
why cant i just tell kerman to fuck off now
honestly if ur going fallen its just better to keep the case, i only went fallen bc i was TIRED of hunting cultists with crazy rng unluckiness, i was doing savior and got almost everything done except price of independence
fallen the goat ending
savior is the goat
nonono
But i cba vetting all the evidence
we want tarkov to burn
wait like can u repeat all the decisions u made? like cant u back out after giving 2 major evidences and it kicks you to debtor?
getting spoiled here😭 🙏
tarkov yes, but not its people
It’s whichever one that gives you the coolest menu screen
As i said. I already chose to continue
story chapters are crazy easy except some parts of "they are already here"
which is fallen
Sounds like I need to do fallen
ah ok didnt even know there was another point of no return after handing over 2 evidences
Will there be no more force wipes on main pmc? I heard there will be some seasonal pmc or smth
Dont like "go here, get this, speak to this"
There isnt
Correct. Seasonal is coming in july
1000000%
thats what im complainin about
Ngl the transition into debtor is the silliest shit
but i guess it wouldnt be a point of no return then
yeah just time consuming but if u got cultist kill from "they are already here" the story chapters can just be easily speedrunned, i like them as u dont even need to extract for any of those
or most i would say i think not all
which ending is the least expensive?
the story is just shit
afaik savior?
lorewise kerman doesnt give you any reason to side with him
Saviour probably
i KNOW i had 3 ammo cases and one is gone now istg shit is dissapearing from my stash
How will it work tho? Will the seasonal pmc’s get some other servers so they don’t run into full kits start of the wipe or
Iirc he basically hid something from you like 3 times already by the time you get those 2 evidence
Yeah separate servers
yes
If you side with him youre dumb
fallen and survivor is just pay to skip and debtor is like an easter egg ending that u unlock after doing one decision and u-turning
survivor is way easier if u get the case from LK, fallen is way easier if u keep the case since u just buy some stuff and hand them over to prapor nothing else in ur way
when will we be able to pick what achievement badges show on our profile
like all of your bullets now have 67% more pen but your character cant walk straight on every tuesday at 3:20pm
thats all i care about
i wish
if my game ran like those CS2 surf videos id never stop playing
@quartz orchid dont be weird
what is the crime hmm?
rule 1 nsfw
Enjoying a meal? A succulent chinese meal?
true, such as a joe
some fucker called wolfboypawjob just dropped 90 kills in my LH game
purely out of love and admiration
AND hes legit
I make a mean sloppy joe
honestly the price jumping from 300 to 500 million is crazy, and you literally gotta give kappa unless u can do those quests in 72 hours, thats so stupid, id just restart my account if i somehow accidentally was locked into 500 mil route
had some fatass yesterday running an AKMN with MAI AP and dropped a 70 bomb
pretty sure he hit a headshot everytime he fought me
Ive seen him before
hes rlly fucking good
blicky
If you post yourself violating OSHA would you be banned for NSFW
NL chop shop
Why can’t I keybind voice lines or gestures with other keys? Is there a way
Right click the thing
Some people just breathe Cheeto dust and illegal stimulants to play good it’s oki
the NL with 7n40 is pretty crazy ngl
I CAME 2ND THO!
It only lets me with F keys
i beat him in like half our gunfights
on everybodys soul we stealing adderall for LH
Imagine taking steroids but they make you better at video games
Yeah
downside is you morph into a moderator
you get a permanent greasy hands and weight gain
Lmfao
big if true
@knotty musk is this true
do you have permanent greasy hands and weight gain
100%
and are you bad at arena
especially coxxy
the greasy hands would piss me off the most
im morbidly a beast
no your doctor actually said your morbidly obese, but you kept growling at him
Were you the doctor
its hot where i live rn and i also have sweaty hands and it pisses me the f off, like i dont even have a counter for it without absolutely ruining my mouse grip,like washing my hands doesnt help too
I wasnt actually I was the delivery driver you hired to deliver three pizzas into your exam room
Ah thanks
should i prestige instantly or na
How many hours have you got
towel meta
tape carpet to your mouse
i just started pretty much
depends on what u want, u might complete some achievements ur close to, or do an ending if ur close to that too
ight
yeah lowkey just enjoy having hella gear and stomping on kids
yeah but it just ruins my grip on the mouse if i put anything between my hand and the mouse, i just keep cleaning my hands, literally holding an entire roll of paper towels on my desk for a reason entirely different than the usual lmao
go fuck on some people on woods
lmao
Where are you at
northwestern turkey
I was hoping youd say like the Uk
nah but for some reason i still get less ping in euw than dubai or smth
they say some shit like "Its a god damn 'ot one today mate" and its a crisp 76
I get better ping to mexico servers than EUW
NA W I mean
from which country
US Florida
kedr doin too well i cant let go
i refuse to bring a "better gun" to gz
if i can kill one black MDR with it i can kill another
yeah but why not use run the MDR
because IM POOR and DONT HAVE M80
valid
new map soont tm?
lvl 9 no m80 🥀
end of this month supposedly
cant spam meta MDR
has anyone found the new multicam gladiator-s in raid? if so is it a loot/barter only or does it spawn on rogues\
New map, and icebreaker as an event map like labyrinth
90% sure its arena
do they stop sweating as much after a few games
do we know any info on the new map he mentioned? Not labyrinth the other one
I get sweaty ahh palms for my first few games of the day
annoys the life out of me
chat is this true
please, i just ask this, fix arena, it crashed every single match
for the past 3 days
WHO LIKES BEANS ON TOAST
so you know whats funny lmao
no you havent told us
WHAT
the steam unheard edition doesnt have season pass because of steam platform rules
AYY LMAO
No
season passes = Dlc?
Yeah
lol scav life coming 2032
does it come with game crashes too?
fastest way to get exp in tarkov?
Labyrinth
really?
Yeah
even if you die?
Not if you die
so its slightly cheaper?
It'll still be like 15k or something
Theres actually suprising
It will be, there's no pricing info yet
reserve drawers never hurt me
reserve drawers are like the giving tree
they've only given and never taken anything in return
reserve scav nobody hits the probably 50 cabinents in both knight buildings
then you can go underground if youd like
big Ls
im about to get reserve
Yeah reserve is nice, just insure your backpack so you can use the sewer manhole if you get a good item
yeah running ground zero 10 raids in a row when you start is mega annoying
Are tagilla and killa still on factory?
There are no ongoing events.
shooting cans now wine after then just rough tarkov which is basically "run a shitkit into the door and blow up"
they did have burning rubber
first raid baby
and killing like 15 scavs on it
sucks the room is ass now
back in the day youd get a copy of every marked key and an inch on your dick
now it gives you some purple items and a smell
Okay DJ Khaled
Ive gotten a marked room everytime we have opened it
Although the Shared bedroom was like 2 of hte times
one time we opened it had 2 marked
you dont even need to blow up what😭
i cba surviving GZ if i dont gotta
this map is dogshit 🥀
shell of its former self
The first open I got probably 4 marked keys and one of the interchange keys
im crying this dude fucking killed himself to finish the quest
the weapons door one
What did they do to the game bro
Yea thats valid I never knew it before
it was always a cool concept
they should have some labs room like that, it can only be in your rig/backpack no secure container
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i was talking about opening the drops an hour ago
for some reason they disappeared on prapor
i havent but im probably gonna. rather not waste time on that dogshit map.
what drops
never heard of that before
Does anyone have good advice on how to reliably find GPS far-forward signal amplifiers?
LABS has been unforgiving, to say the least, and I'm unsure how frequently they appear anyplace else (including the Hideout cultist circle)
ew gross i have to be on shoreline 🥀
If I own the standard game, do I get PVE too?
nope!
I own it from 2020
🤣 Why tho lmao
This sounds like a scam
Buy the same game two times to simply remove Cheaters? lol okay. Yeah.
ayo my twitch drops disappeared fr
nikita was listening when i said im gonna open them
lmao i hope it got fixed
I've seen exactly one cheater in the past month and a half. It's been good
Yellow and Violet are where I have found both my hideout items at
Thank you 
I found a chek 13 key in a drawer before a labs card lmao
Can you still spam factory transit as scav to customs and spawn right at the factory transits
Idk
kind of
u spawn at random instead of close
getting to Jaeger note has been a pain for me smh
so just go to the closest transit each time
Thanks
who ever was just camping gz vex with his buddy
eat my nuts enjoy pulling his kit out
Never gotten from hideout.
Labs is your best bet.
Yellow/violet has given me them most frequently, but if you learn the valuable spawns on labs then you should find them regularly.
It’s only on labs really
So what the other dude above said
Yellow/violet/red
Thank you both!
My core issue currently is poor map knowledge and subpar PVP. I tend to kill a guy or two and then inevitably get overwhelmed by their teammates/third parties and die.
I suppose so
sucks for the casual player but u gotta thug it out
^^
joining a stack helps
sometimes you gotta just leave and not risk anything
Also try to negotiate with people in voip
ppl that play labs just to play it typically are chill with people tagging along in my experience
^
Here’s my advice. Play a few round vs bots. Then play for real. Learn where the good loot spots are and avoid dangerous locations like red / violet until late game or not at all
That's rad! Are there many of those here?
Just say youre there for this one item and low-key someone might be willing to let you pass if it means they get to loot everything else
Very fair!
yeah just go to #pvp-lfg
Why the hell I hit insane shots with mosin on 100+ meters when I finished all tarkov shooter tasks
But when I was doing them i couldn’t do a shit
I've had that happen on other maps, so true! Maybe that could work if I play more solo...
yeah when i needed a gps last wipe i swiped red for a guy so he would let me live lol
I've give it a gander!
Keep in mind noise is so loud in labs. So if you run they will hear you. The chads
And they will come
The good ppl know what sound you hit and can pin point it fast lol
Like if you step on wood spot they will know
Terrifying
I killed a very beefy man while getting to the transition on Factory, spawned in LABS. Made a little too much noise roughly 60 seconds in. Two dudes full-tilt for me. I kill one, and before I can reload my MP7 the other peeks and downs me. It's brutal out there
Straight up you can just hide and wait for 10 minutes and then roam more freely and check loose spawns
Yes this is good advice
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Lot of people just PvP at this point in wipe lol
just play until you clear the lobby bro no having to hide for 10 minutes
just makes the gameplay worse and more filled with rats
Like, labs is insane fun if youre there for the pvp. But for task and hideout items it is the most awful thing to be stuck on in labs.
True!
Not everyone is good enough to do that. So that’s always always going to be a part of the game
Im not coming home from work to stress on labs. Rather queue in, take a quick shower or smth then come back 10 min later to do my sht
I'm just there for the GPS thingy for now. I really like interacting with people as my Scav and having a maxed out Intel Center makes it much easier to gamble
Yea you got this just take it slow
Play it at your pace bud, we believe in ya!
While a friend is away I may poke the LFG chat to see if any stacks would be willing. I even bought Violet and Yellow, so no burden

Yellow, parking, admin, med tent (that area can be scary) are are pretty good spots for that stuff. Violet if it hasn’t been hit but don’t rush there lots of PvP there lol
the SCARY zones
you can easily hit yellow
Not fun having people shoot down on you in med tent area lol. But some gold* spawns
before red and double get done
Yea agreed yellow is good to rush to when you spawn by it
Yellow is a nice room!
I extracted successfully after hitting it once. Sadly no GPSA :(
heck yeah
WHY Is EFT Arena Bugged, thier is no Preset Classes OR Custom Classes ?
huh
?

Twat
figures i kill a duo on lighthouse, then run into a three man
its impossible to get tasks done this late lol

when is the multicam gladiator vest coming to eft
why arent my pmc kills counting for silent caliber im using a saiga 12 its 12g my scav kills count but no the pmc?
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boys i'm running for cultists, woods or custom?
customs
where to find electronic components?
PCs
Fuck toolsets those things don’t drop in them
Just play GZ and farm PCs
streets pcs are good
guys where can I find a drill fir
How far along gunsmith are you?
nah its for lavoratory or sum
whats up with 5+ min night queues?
i think you get a drill as a reward for a gunsmith task no?
The gunsmith taskline
which one tho
Part 7 and part 16 give you a drill
yeesh im at 3
Do em that’s easy as hell


