eft-chat

[glad wadi]

Yes I can carry

[rigid flax]

[high acorn]

Morning

[knotty musk]

Yo

[vital sail]

evening

[rigid flax]

Wait I need nutrigrain to be a twitch emote

Fire idea

[high acorn]

How are we all

[knotty musk]

Great

[glad wadi]

Shit

[rigid flax]

Digestive

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cry-baby-waah-waah-waa-waa-gif-7576907659847941703

[vital sail]

boomers

[vagrant nova]

meow

[vital sail]

tuff

[knotty musk]

I should get out of bed

[vital sail]

you should

[vital sail]

11/26?

[high acorn]

Yeah probably

I should start working

[knotty musk]

Yeah probably

[glad wadi]

Never work

[vital sail]

earn the right to work

[glad wadi]

dont let them make you

[high acorn]

Well I’m waiting for my merch delivery

So I’m lazy

[knotty musk]

My mouse pad arrives today

W

Time to completely fuck up my aim again

[high acorn]

W

[vital sail]

Mr beast merch

[rigid flax]

You want some sapphire skates? I’ll sell cheap

[knotty musk]

Hell no

[high acorn]

Ofc

[vital sail]

no trading in chat

ban him butch

[knotty musk]

My mouse is not that deep

[rigid flax]

Wait have I shown this cord my keyboard

It plays videos

[glad wadi]

Great heights part 3 took 2 games btw

[high acorn]

I’m deep

[knotty musk]

Idk but I can post it if you dm me the pic

[knotty musk]

!

[high acorn]

🙂

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1402910574928728186/1503312210162745446/IMG_8113.mov?ex=6a02e419&is=6a019299&hm=93b06bebaa54b35fb342b0b657290df1a672c8337f9db2b564d5e2548e29efbd&

[rigid flax]

[knotty musk]

Bloodbag keyboard

Fish

[rigid flax]

Ur getting rinsed by a dad whose got fish in his keyboard

[glad wadi]

Peaceful koi fish while he farms scavs for KD

[high acorn]

They don’t have dads

[rigid flax]

Scav KD gone, only pmc now

[glad wadi]

yeah i meant before

now its probably only like 3

[vagrant nova]

that keyboard looks sick

[rigid flax]

#Average

[glad wadi]

U suck

[rigid flax]

4 thank you

[glad wadi]

[solid trout]

Assessment 3 done

[high acorn]

Congrats

[solid trout]

Got the stims, got the kills, and I even convinced another player I didn't want any smoke I just wanted my raider kills and he let me past when I went back the same way for exfil lmao

[rigid flax]

@royal sinew koi fish slammage

[high acorn]

I hate paying bills

[royal sinew]

and im autistic for tracksuit ok bro

[solid trout]

Left him quite the mess to loot on his way out too, turns out there was raiders down there I could have just gotten instead

[knotty musk]

Lets all just go back to climbing trees and banana

[rigid flax]

I can touch my board u can’t touch that chain

[royal sinew]

twin i have a propeller hat

[high acorn]

I fucking wish man

[royal sinew]

im fucking cool as hell

[rigid flax]

[high acorn]

Playing kerby with ya pals

[royal sinew]

i run that shit irl

[high acorn]

You seem the type

[glad wadi]

👌

[royal sinew]

WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY HUH PAL

[solid trout]

Now to wait for the 24h timegate

[high acorn]

Means you seem mentally challenged

[knotty musk]

Tracksuit gold chain does NOT make up for the test of it looking dogshit btw

[high acorn]

(Autistic)

(Authentic)

[glad wadi]

no hes just dutch

[royal sinew]

you coulda just asked about my tracksuit progress

[high acorn]

Oh makes sense

[glad wadi]

we hate them

[high acorn]

Go on, tell me

[royal sinew]

ok pal i can smell your fish and chips from here

[glad wadi]

fabel frites mate

[royal sinew]

74 gonna get 80 i was at 60 today :3

[knotty musk]

Someone's jealous

[high acorn]

I fucking hate fish

[knotty musk]

Of fish and chips

[high acorn]

Christ

[royal sinew]

fuh no

[high acorn]

You need help

[royal sinew]

im having fun AND earning roubles

[knotty musk]

Fish and chips easily S tier food

[royal sinew]

i started killa farming with 25M

[knotty musk]

Spam fritter too

[royal sinew]

im at 40M

[high acorn]

All good. They’ve got red light district, that’s their equivalent

[royal sinew]

apple fritter

im not joking btw i earned 15M passively from killa farming somehow @high acorn

[craggy venture]

I want some apple fritter

[knotty musk]

Battered sausage goes so hard

[solid trout]

FUCK YOU THERAPIST

[high acorn]

Dayum that’s Gucci

[craggy venture]

Wb pigs in a blanket

[high acorn]

[high acorn]

Mid

[knotty musk]

Overrated

[solid trout]

My dailies JUST reset and she'd have given me an SJ9 for taking the fucking extract I just took

[high acorn]

Yup

[craggy venture]

I haven’t had it much

Icl

[high acorn]

Not missing much

[royal sinew]

i am really fucking confused how. i spent alot of money on SJ6s from 40 kills on. and i used NL545s till like 50 kills.

im just winning

im somehow just winning.

[craggy venture]

I spent 70mil on Trimadols

[royal sinew]

i only buy SJ6

[high acorn]

I’ve completely completed tarkov lol

[royal sinew]

trim is a joke

[high acorn]

All challenges

[royal sinew]

P6?

[high acorn]

Done

[rigid flax]

Wow in front of my keyboard

[high acorn]

Yep

[craggy venture]

It’s the best so I got nothing

[royal sinew]

BUT IM THE BAD GUY FOR TRACKSUIT

[craggy venture]

Wat kind of fish

[high acorn]

Yup

[knotty musk]

Does he know

[craggy venture]

I like tuna the most

[royal sinew]

YOU'RE THE TISM HERE

[hollow raven]

Would yall rather have a 50 ergo 50 recoil gun or 70 ergo 58 recoil gun, 650rpm?

[rigid flax]

Koi

[high acorn]

Probably not

[craggy venture]

As a pet or food

[high acorn]

O am proud

[royal sinew]

i dont think ive ever actually met M

[high acorn]

I

[rigid flax]

@craggy venture

[craggy venture]

Can y even eat koi??

[high acorn]

You have

[knotty musk]

🥀

M

[royal sinew]

then ur name is diff

[craggy venture]

OH

[solid trout]

Now what

[high acorn]

I change it a lot

[royal sinew]

istg i dont remember u

[solid trout]

I've been hard focusing Assessment so hard

[royal sinew]

either way i respect P6es

[solid trout]

I don't know what to do now.

[royal sinew]

i will however talk mad shit if i win a fight

[high acorn]

Thanks mate

[knotty musk]

💀 😭

[craggy venture]

I actually thought u eat koi fish @rigid flax 😭😭

[rigid flax]

I played kearq in last hero yesterday btw

[craggy venture]

Might be worse than using vudu on m4

[rigid flax]

Bro didn’t last

[craggy venture]

Rephrase ts rn 😭😭😭

[velvet tiger]

how long does it take to get bought cloths

[high acorn]

@royal sinew I ain’t played tarkov since 2023

[royal sinew]

ewie old ge

[high acorn]

Have no plans going back either

[knotty musk]

He just had you on

Completely mugged you off

[high acorn]

[solid trout]

Wait I'm confused as fuck now

[vagrant nova]

those interchange cash registers are frying my brain more and more

[high acorn]

He ain’t even got tracksuit = shit at the game smh

[high acorn]

Lmao

[solid trout]

I took a hit in the labs, enough to turn my thorax yellow. I had assume my plate had mostly caught it

But my armor's fine

[vagrant nova]

i got 200K left

[high acorn]

Camping interchange is the only way to play tarkov

[solid trout]

I just fucking tanked whatever it was ig

[tawny berry]

throated

[velvet tiger]

how long does it take to get bought cloths

[royal sinew]

im not a fan of slurs HOWEVER

[craggy venture]

Your evil

[high acorn]

I am

I love it

[craggy venture]

I always chuck nades

At the truck in Emercom

[high acorn]

Yo DMs always open to new words

[high acorn]

I have my trusty bush

And an impact

[knotty musk]

I'm out of coffee beans NOOOOO

[high acorn]

Good

[craggy venture]

I saw someone from the bushes area cuz I check all extract camping spots killed him but another dude from the truck pop out

[high acorn]

Coffee bad

[knotty musk]

This is NOT enough

[frank niche]

Time to go outside

[craggy venture]

Enough

Icl I use instant coffee

[high acorn]

You’ll never see me

I promise you now

[craggy venture]

Your right cuz you quit the game

[high acorn]

Exactly

[vagrant nova]

quik tap on here 🗣️

[craggy venture]

[royal sinew]

mainly just me calling them lesser humans now

[knotty musk]

I mean this is just sad

[royal sinew]

the temptation to try coffee/alcohol/smoking is outweighed by legal crackheads like butch

[knotty musk]

Might just turn him into coffee

[royal sinew]

see?

[high acorn]

Do it

Looks a prick anyway

[vagrant nova]

why the fuk is killa guarding the registers man 💔

[royal sinew]

he needs more adidas

[high acorn]

What even is it

[molten trench]

Cause it's Killa's money

[knotty musk]

Guinea pig

[high acorn]

Ah

[royal sinew]

doesnt killa live in ultra

[high acorn]

I want a pocket pig

[knotty musk]

Me too

[vagrant nova]

ts lowkey worse than the 100 killa kills

[solid trout]

Guys what do I do I completed assessment

[knotty musk]

Wrong

[solid trout]

I've spent like 1-2 months on assessments idk what to do now

[knotty musk]

Viinex you have to just watch a movie on the side

[royal sinew]

tweak.

[knotty musk]

Switch the brain off completely

[royal sinew]

time to talk to LK

[high acorn]

Starting from level one is harder

[solid trout]

cant, waiting on the timegate for the dspt stuff

[vagrant nova]

i am bro i feel so fucking dumb doing ts 💔 i feel like an ipad kid whose dopamine receptors are fried and he has to do multiple things simultaneously

[royal sinew]

go kill people

[knotty musk]

Work on kappa for prest- nevermind

[vagrant nova]

i have discord and youtube and instagram and reddit open at the same time i cant

[royal sinew]

im ngl killa farming is killing my soul

but my goal is 80 and im reaching it

atleast im learning interchange!

[knotty musk]

All that for an ugly upper

[royal sinew]

i need it.

[high acorn]

I had respect until the Reddit part

[knotty musk]

Wrong

[royal sinew]

no its nt

my autism has focused

im hyperfocused on this and this alone

[vagrant nova]

rather be 50 hours on reddit than 5 mins on BF6 😹

[royal sinew]

BF6 isnt bad other than the cancerous bug that doesnt let me play that i cant fix. when i did play it was fun.

[high acorn]

Gfys

[vagrant nova]

hahaha

[ornate basalt]

Insomnia quest is kicking our asses, most night raids theres MAYBE one other player... any tips to actually finding any amount of PMCs to do it?

[knotty musk]

How many hours do you have on bf6 matt

[high acorn]

That reminds me, bf6 update soon

[high acorn]

Like 400

Idk

[royal sinew]

run fortress pray for cultist hunters

[knotty musk]

Thought it would be more

[high acorn]

Probably is

Between 4-700

Somewhat

Idk

I only play like a hour a day

[knotty musk]

Ah that's fair

[high acorn]

I get too fucked off

People take my helis

So I rematch

[knotty musk]

I understand

They take your helicopter and instantly blow it up

[high acorn]

Half peeps can’t fly

[knotty musk]

Sounds like me

[high acorn]

Yep

Cunt

[knotty musk]

I used to do that

[high acorn]

Can’t stand people like you

[knotty musk]

Just take it only to jump out and parachute down

[high acorn]

Lmfao

[knotty musk]

Get 2 kills and die

[high acorn]

I do that when they say I can’t fly even tho I’m like 50/5

[royal sinew]

looking at a robot dog video every military is like actual uses america's robot dog just dances

[vagrant nova]

that 2nd seat machine gunner with the explosive bullets is crazy good

in the apache

[royal sinew]

i never liked BF vehicle gameplay

personally more fun to have 64v64 ground

[vagrant nova]

i had a 60 kill game once cuz nobody shot us down lmao

[high acorn]

Lmao

[royal sinew]

you've got 2 types of vehicle gameplay
You get in your tank and blow up after engagement with 2 people cuz ofc both have RPGS

[royal flare]

Interchange Night raids, you'd cross people doing chumming.

[royal sinew]

They have a tank and IT WONT FUCKING DIE

[vagrant nova]

jets are kinda ass tho in bf6

[high acorn]

I get shot down by aa a lot

They buffed aa, nerfed flairs

[royal sinew]

this guy thinks interchange has movers 😭

[vagrant nova]

u gotta fly low because if you stay under 50 meters u cant be locked on

[high acorn]

Work that one out

[vagrant nova]

oh damn

[high acorn]

Ofc

But if you’re painted

[vagrant nova]

i havent played bf 6 in a long time sadly

[high acorn]

You’re fucked

[high acorn]

New update soon

Time to get on my shit account and grief

[vagrant nova]

lmao

[royal flare]

I play with RPKs , so i try to bait them killa farmers

[knotty musk]

i didnt charge my headset over night

fml

[high acorn]

Christ

[vagrant nova]

bro i go to oli, killa is there. i go to idea, killa is there. i go to goshan, killa is there 💔

[high acorn]

Kill him then

[vagrant nova]

i have a double barrel shotgun lmao

[royal flare]

Some men are dying of thirst while others are drowning.

[high acorn]

You can do it

[shy dune]

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

[royal sinew]

GOD BRO KILLA JUST WONT FUCKING DIE

im done im going back to NL AK12 is dogshit

[high acorn]

Bro I once killed sthurman with a pistol

[royal sinew]

its this cancerous ricochet bullshit

[shy dune]

i once knifed killa

[royal sinew]

and i get 2 tapped

because this game is fucking dogshit

[high acorn]

I once ate Cheerios

[vagrant nova]

those people who grinded the 500 mil for survivor gotta be mentally insane istg

[knotty musk]

dogmod did survivor twice

300 mil and the 500 mil

[vagrant nova]

why.

is he ok

[knotty musk]

he wanted the achievements

[vagrant nova]

did they put lead and arson back into the drinking water over there

[royal sinew]

killa genuinely PMO man he just tanks shit for no reason

[tawny berry]

can playerscavs go customs atm?

[royal sinew]

like not even armor wise

[knotty musk]

he handed the case to prapor before anyone knew that it locks you out of an achievement

[royal sinew]

ye

[knotty musk]

yeah but theres only like 3 scav slots

and everything is aggro to you

[vagrant nova]

dogmod more like dawgmod

200K usd is like what 25 mil roubles

so im close 😭

[royal sinew]

1mil is about 140m ish

[vagrant nova]

cant believe i grinded more than 110 mil roubles for ts

also the 40 bitcoin

[royal sinew]

MONEY SO COOL

WE LOVE FARM

just 6 more killas today just 6 more

im fine i have an NL this time

im not gonna run into 200h demons

[rigid zephyr]

bro just dropped a player scav a millions worth in stuff and he said he just needs nails lmao

he took it no doubt but was funny

[rigid zephyr]

until they drop requirement to 5 or some bs, why I wont be bothering wasting my time when they don't respect it

[ornate basalt]

money is super easy to get, play the market and you can make a hundred mill+ a day

[royal sinew]

?

[soft haven]

what makes you say that

[sand pendant]

PKPM from 14h circle, finally a good fkn item

[royal sinew]

twin tracksuit is an endgame thing

[keen mango]

It's early game

[soft haven]

i dont think achievement was ever changed once

[sand pendant]

tracksuit is killa tutorial reward

[shy dune]

4th raid in a row now without killa nice

[vagrant nova]

like what items

[royal sinew]

my mental decreases every death/dry raid but i gain it all back after 1 kill

5 more killas then im done for today

[royal sinew]

its not bad its just fucking shittons of bad rng

killing killa? fine. getting to kill him?

[rigid zephyr]

With what they did to prestige man

[soft haven]

???

[rigid zephyr]

Made it piss easy?

[vagrant nova]

im doing hatchet runs now lmao

[rigid zephyr]

Kills tracksuit used to be 100 I think now it's 50* soon it'll be 5

[vagrant nova]

i cant take it anymore fr

[ornate basalt]

Almost anything can be profitable, food and quest items are the best to flip quick depending on your level

[soft haven]

backwards

[tawny berry]

is tracksuit kills really 50 lol

[soft haven]

it was 50 now its 100

[shy dune]

its not 50`?

[royal sinew]

75/100 rn

[rigid zephyr]

Wait it went up?

[shy dune]

And it was 100 before too

[tawny berry]

dam nnice

[soft haven]

no

[royal sinew]

4 days

[soft haven]

youre not real bro

[tawny berry]

67 hours

[rigid zephyr]

🤣😂 sorry I swear it went down must just be tripping

[shy dune]

yes

[royal sinew]

i started about 5 AM this morning its 12.

[soft haven]

tracksuit used to be tied to a quest for 50 kills

[royal sinew]

7 hours or so with small quest for grinding

[soft haven]

achievement was always 100 but quest existed for longer

[royal sinew]

i took breaks ofc

[rigid zephyr]

That's what I must be remembering

[soft haven]

the quest is gone its tied to the achievement

[lucid matrix]

guys what is hamppening if i fail visit interchaange mission and move on to the other task

[rigid zephyr]

So it's tracksuit 50 still but achievement is 100

[soft haven]

youre not real

READ

[royal sinew]

u dont fail.

[lucid matrix]

but i already dailed

[royal sinew]

both is 100.

[royal sinew]

then u played it enough to continue.

[shy dune]

Achievement didnt even exist back then, and the quest was 100

[keen mango]

Isn't it just like 15 bucks

[rigid zephyr]

Bro I'm allowed to not know they changed it, I never gave a shit about it so why would I know. I just remember it being 50

[royal sinew]

its just a measure for if u cant beat it for tour after a few raids @lucid matrix

[shy dune]

If you dont believe it, check for yourself, ill even provide u a screen

[soft haven]

i just told you its 100

[soft haven]

ill gladly see the screenshot then

[tawdry cypress]

!codes

[royal sinew]

dripped one is 100

[shy dune]

pinged u

[royal sinew]

its not 50.

[warped canyon]

the quest was 100, then it got changed to 50 and then it got a achievement

[royal sinew]

its 100.

[tawdry cypress]

?codes

[lucid matrix]

oh so it bascially let me move max 3 raids even if i die all oh them

[warped canyon]

and the achievement is 100 now

[warped canyon]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[royal sinew]

late wipe so its alot harder to start

[fading goblet]

guys, when i linked my steam account and bought some skin pack on Tarkov, i didnt get it in game actually, how to get it?

because my steam account is linked

[soft haven]

im wrong youre right

[rigid zephyr]

Thanks I didn't know, didn't realise they'd changed it again after the 50 change, thanks for being polite

[shy dune]

🫂

[soft haven]

ggs

[craggy venture]

Tracksuit ain’t worth it

[soft haven]

youre a bum

[craggy venture]

Too much Larpers

[soft haven]

go back to labs

[fading goblet]

tracksuit is 100% worth it broski

[craggy venture]

Bro have u seen the Larpers

[shy dune]

100% = drip or drown bear man

[fading goblet]

its like 100 hours of Killa farming max

[craggy venture]

Wearing ts he’ll naw

[fading goblet]

and you get it forever

[craggy venture]

Fun hater

[soft haven]

larping a washed out turkish replica

[royal sinew]

did you do tracksuit

[craggy venture]

This frickin fun hater

[fading goblet]

yes

[shy dune]

tracksuit is aura

[fading goblet]

cost me 80 mil stash value and like 100 hours of playtime

probably less

[shy dune]

80mil stash value?

[royal sinew]

show your profile

[craggy venture]

Lost its aura when achievements came out

[warped canyon]

how tf you die so often killing killa

[shy dune]

not really tbh

[fading goblet]

yeah, i was popping stims

[shy dune]

before it was just useless to get tracksuit since it wipes

[fading goblet]

other killa hunters?

[shy dune]

ah

[royal sinew]

stims dont cost 80mil

[warped canyon]

Skill issue?

[fading goblet]

gear does

[royal sinew]

i popped SJ6 half my raids for killa so far and ive earned money.

[craggy venture]

No wait mb the killa spawn increase

[royal sinew]

so you DID die?

[craggy venture]

Not the achievement

[fading goblet]

yeah, i actually get players in my raids, i dont PvE like you

[warped canyon]

skill issue located

[tawny berry]

what teh fuck lol

why is reshala at the transit to interchange

[royal sinew]

lmao get fastre

[warped canyon]

lmao get better

[shy dune]

yall are gooning too much

[craggy venture]

I would love to get tracksuit

[warped canyon]

25/7

[craggy venture]

If people stop ratting with it

Smh

[fading goblet]

or just kill Killa and instead of wasting 8 minutes running to far extract, just disconnect

[shy dune]

Im gonna get tracksuit just to exit camp with it kappa

[warped canyon]

someone said Crabsuit, loved that.

[neat nacelle]

??codes

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[shy dune]

AURA

[fading goblet]

CRABSUIT?????

tracksuit players are opposite of crabbers

[craggy venture]

Wkey icon turned into crabsuit it’s tragic

[soft haven]

???

[craggy venture]

Now people camp in corners with it

[soft haven]

tracksuit is worthless

[warped canyon]

ye this dude is ragebaiting

[craggy venture]

It’s sad

[warped canyon]

no way hes fr

[craggy venture]

Bro

Check out all the labs main saying it

[fading goblet]

i mean, lately everyone is camping fr

[craggy venture]

Their saying it

[fading goblet]

i went into RB-BK, killed 2 guys outside

i went inside, looted them

then suddenly 3 people ambush me from bathroom

[warped canyon]

bathroombros

[craggy venture]

I’ve probably killed more tracksuit player than Timmy fits rn

[fading goblet]

i kill them, check one was streamer

and they are 5 man camping RB-BK for fun XDDD

[rotund brook]

Wiping progress in 3

2

[fading goblet]

they just ragebaiting people by camping there

[rotund brook]

1

[fading goblet]

i even clipped that sloppy shit

[rotund brook]

Okay stoog starting over now

[craggy venture]

All im begging is for people to stop playing like a wuss

💔

[fading goblet]

they were all full gears and i was naked with shotgun XDDD

[soft haven]

i lowk just quit after 47 kills and let it wipe

and got the 100 next wipe

[harsh shell]

stoog will hit 99/100 and then nikita will accidentally hit the wipe button

[rotund brook]

Hi Rysko

[royal sinew]

my luck will say

[harsh shell]

bc as we know he has a big red button at his desk that wipes

[craggy venture]

How long till next wipe when u had 47kills

[harsh shell]

hi

[rotund brook]

He gave one to me too

[soft haven]

at least weeks

[craggy venture]

You coulda done it

[soft haven]

oh easily

[craggy venture]

what made u quit

[soft haven]

i just didnt feel like it

its a videogame

[craggy venture]

Ohh

I guess bro

[gilded juniper]

any news on seasonal characters?

[craggy venture]

Tarkov tv

[knotty musk]

july

[craggy venture]

Can you prestige in seasonal and it’ll be connected to perma account

[gilded juniper]

nice

[craggy venture]

That’s what I’m thinking

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catfish-fish-lick-licking-gif-14153499571512939630

[gilded juniper]

thanks

[royal sinew]

go from night to day instantly have to kill 1 guy and run into 2 shitters

not dead either

[craggy venture]

I would love the face tats icl

[rotund brook]

Heyo Butch it is late and I am tired

[sand pendant]

We are losing billions of gallons of water for this

[frank niche]

we dont know, they said no and maybe so we gotta wait and see

[rotund brook]

Worth

[vagrant nova]

bro always eepy

[soft haven]

theyre getting good at making me wanna play the game

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pufferfish-pufferfish-cat-fish-catfish-gif-9997139051265883971

[rotund brook]

It is 2:30am

[soft haven]

dont even have to do chores

[fading goblet]

i dont think so, when you check the screenshot of profile selection, the achievments like tracksuit were seperate

[craggy venture]

It would be nice if they add a new map that can’t let you crab

[vagrant nova]

perfect time to poker

[fading goblet]

so i think prestige will be seperate too

[craggy venture]

Fuh

[knotty musk]

when asked about prestige in seasonal, nikita said no and then said maybe

[soft haven]

sore muscle status effect leads to groaning

[shy dune]

@royal sinew 5/5 without killa 🥀

[rotund brook]

Ngl… maybe you’re cooking…

[fading goblet]

@craggy venture also i think it was directly stated that prestige = permanent only and no prestiges on seasonal

[rotund brook]

Nah I’m going sleep. Too tired to think about poker strategy

[royal sinew]

day raid cuz no night time AND I HAVE TO PVP TWICE

[craggy venture]

I’m still mad the uh getting both sides of the clothes except for EOD

[royal sinew]

I CANT FUCKING FARM KILLA WITH THESE CRETINS

[craggy venture]

Like ???? Dude????

[vagrant nova]

oki goodnight

[frank niche]

he said no and maybe, we wont know until seasonal

[craggy venture]

Sigh is wtv

[warped canyon]

skill issue

[craggy venture]

Imagine we can keep ammo in pouches again

That would be nice

[royal sinew]

dogshit monkey with an NL took my legs i couldnt run for killa spawns

subhumans

[fading goblet]

??? painkillers??????

[sand pendant]

Giving up my uni assignment, im too dumb to understand doubly linked lists

[warped canyon]

ew nl players

[sand pendant]

this shit is mad confusing

[fading goblet]

try painkillers maybe?

[shy dune]

imagine pre medding

[craggy venture]

You don’t premed???

[frank niche]

i just hope seasonal has more accelerants to gameplay like the 10% slower stamina consumption

[fading goblet]

yeah, when i run Killa i just SJ6 + propital at start

[craggy venture]

I run Trimadol

[knotty musk]

-50% audio walking through bushes

youre funny

[craggy venture]

😂

[sand pendant]

lets add free tripwires while we are at it

[fading goblet]

idk i didnt really need that

[frank niche]

bushes cant hurt me once im in labs

[sand pendant]

seasonal gonna be rat heaven if they adopt these changes

[fading goblet]

SJ6 with elite strenght and endurance is already almost unlimited stamina

can basically run through whole map

[soft haven]

thats what the big fish say

[craggy venture]

Crab walkers will

[warped canyon]

butch still mad about the bushwalkers

[craggy venture]

And dark office dwellers

[austere obsidian]

Bro why did i not go Gz for td2 earlier, this shit kinda easy now

[knotty musk]

i rarely die to bushwalkers

[fading goblet]

last time i went labs i got killed by someone camping bush outside of red XD

[royal sinew]

its ok to be a fucking moron. i can be on PKs but it wont stop the 3 bleeds and 60 total hp

[shy dune]

Im still curious what other perks they thought of

[craggy venture]

Yea I check that bush usually

[frank niche]

most crabs are still dogshit and die regardless

[shy dune]

zagustin and etg does

[fading goblet]

perforatan-zagustin

idk skill issue?

[royal sinew]

"i lost 80m for tracksuit"

[craggy venture]

they either die cuz of prediction or they actually win the whole raid

[warped canyon]

skill issue called

[austere obsidian]

i’m surprised my pmc isn’t overdosing on the amounts of meds i use a raid

[fading goblet]

LMAO GET FASTER

[fading goblet]

i dont loot during it like you monke

[royal sinew]

hey i win my gunfights you dont

[craggy venture]

70% of my labs raid I died to crabs

[soft haven]

lvl67 strength

[craggy venture]

20% cheaters

[fading goblet]

yet i have Tracksuit, you dont

[craggy venture]

10% wkeyers

[fading goblet]

not to mention lobbies are dead rn

[royal sinew]

what prestige are you

[frank niche]

w keying is a dying art sadly

[fading goblet]

2

[royal sinew]

LMAO only 2

[fading goblet]

it is so easy to farm tracksuit now lol when noone is playing

yeah, only 2, i have life

[knotty musk]

tracksuit means nothing btw its also ugly

[royal sinew]

fucking baby prestige

[royal sinew]

what is it you have tracksuit or a life pick a choice

[fading goblet]

prestige is just timesink

[soft haven]

congrats on doing chores

[unique agate]

tracksuit is aura but it looks so ugly

[fading goblet]

tracksuit is 100 hours of playtime

[unique agate]

it needs a new model asap

[fading goblet]

its not even that much

[fading goblet]

fr

[rotund brook]

Hates it because Coxxy has it fr

[royal sinew]

maybe make it sound like it

[shy dune]

tbh probally even less dependant on the spawn%

[fading goblet]

i am using the new arena one Bear Londale? or whatever the name is

[unique agate]

the new paid tracksuits are very nice looking

[knotty musk]

i NEED this

its the best upper

[fading goblet]

it looks so good

[unique agate]

the jacket?

[fading goblet]

yeah, the jacket

[unique agate]

poor usecs tho

[knotty musk]

not for long

[vagrant nova]

i wish somebody asked nikita about the old tracksuit on tarkovTV

[unique agate]

wha the fuck is that abomination

[fading goblet]

with unheard you will be able to use both sides

[unique agate]

yeah i think thats unfair

[knotty musk]

unheard usecs will be wearing the bear lonsdale

[fading goblet]

bear lonsdale looks so good

[unique agate]

honestly for me tahts worse than unheard getting 20% exp bonus

[austere obsidian]

go to sleep

[knotty musk]

bsg really cooked with the lonsdale

[unique agate]

why the fuck would that be an unheard only feature

[rotund brook]

No

[fading goblet]

simply wa tching your hands looks so good

[austere obsidian]

wait what level on arena do you get it at

[fading goblet]

every time i am taking meds i get so distracted with how good the hands look

[craggy venture]

Their so lucky I have a job to buy the $50 expansion

[knotty musk]

its in the tac map

[craggy venture]

😂✌️

[austere obsidian]

also you got the healing axe?

[fading goblet]

factory tactical map, the new one

[austere obsidian]

ah ffs

Time to buy it I guess

[unique agate]

i was thinking of buying unheard

but idk i just remember how tarkov was during unheard release

[craggy venture]

I was thinking of buying unheard just to use some bear drip as a usec

[unique agate]

and i dont think im gonna spend money on that

[rotund brook]

No not yet

I like the usec fullmetal upper

Makes me happy

[glad wadi]

Buy unheard or else

[fading goblet]

@royal sinew let me explain it to you then - every player who is actually good already has tracksuit, so noone is farming it now, you have it on easy mode

[royal sinew]

meanwhile i just ran into 2 other farmers

[sand pendant]

says the chud who got gifted unheard

[fading goblet]

2 farmers? only?

[vagrant nova]

found nikita

[fading goblet]

4 months ago it was full lobby of killa farmers

[austere obsidian]

back to work geon

[solid trout]

Think thats the first time I've ever killed a man for his croutons

[royal sinew]

yes, because i fucking got legged by both and had to reset. i got to check 2 whole spawns.

[fading goblet]

10 people every raid spamming nades to find killa

[solid trout]

The worst part is the fucker lied and did not have croutons

[fading goblet]

OHH NO, YOU HAD TO RESET????

poor guy

[rotund brook]

Geon is British nikita btw

[fading goblet]

ratted out instead of W keying

[austere obsidian]

bro I’d join in on insulting Geon, but i got gifted it too

[warped canyon]

@glad wadi buy ur own unheard

[royal sinew]

delusion to think im gonna go look for killa while 2 people came from the other 2 stores and my thorax is black. no wonder you lost 80m.

you're just fucking braindead 😭

[fading goblet]

yeah, i dont have gear fear like you

[royal sinew]

actually non-thinker holy shit

you're the tracksuit dudes who get killed 30 secs off rip in labs

"yeah so i play braindead im cooler"

[fading goblet]

wtf?

i never said that

[rotund brook]

Chudheard edition

[royal sinew]

its called logic and reasoning

pretty fucking obvious its true

"just go push shit with a blacked thorax"

[fading goblet]

imagine pressing your shift + W broski

[rotund brook]

Why are we fighting guys

[royal sinew]

imagine losing 80m cuz you cant learn to not take a fight

[rotund brook]

Lot of hostility here and not enough good vibes

[shy dune]

theyre bitching over who touches less grass

[austere obsidian]

Two monkeys fighting lmao

[fading goblet]

no, i take the fight and learn from it way more than you running out

[unique agate]

its like a red name guy could do something about it

[royal sinew]

im a rat for winning 2 gunfights and leaving while killa farming with a blacked thorax

[solid trout]

God I never realized just how close Lighthouse and Shoreline are

[knotty musk]

i cant wait to wear bear lonsdale as usec

with my face tatts

[solid trout]

Like you can actually see and partially walk onto the other map

[harsh shell]

whos better at going to the psych ward

[royal sinew]

ok bud have fun with your 6k hours of deaths.

[fading goblet]

i dont have 6k hours

[warped canyon]

kekw

[glad wadi]

Reeeee

[fading goblet]

i have 1100 hours

[unique agate]

bro gonna be looking like every eboy VRchat character standing in front of a mirror😭 🙏

[austere obsidian]

I hope they walk back on the cross faction clothing just out of spite to you

[royal sinew]

explains alot.

[rotund brook]

That’s so cool! It’s almost (and I know this is hard to understand) that’s the purpose of me typing a message.

[rotund brook]

Both of you move on.

[fading goblet]

yet i have tracksuit, you dont

[knotty musk]

unheard edition on top

[royal sinew]

if you ever wanna post a profile to prove you own tracksuit go ahead tho

id love your stats

[fading goblet]

i have KD 1.22

[knotty musk]

@royal sinew @fading goblet tracksuit ego arguments are NOT This deep

[rotund brook]

@fading goblet @royal sinew you guys are too tilted take a breath

[knotty musk]

cut it out

[warped canyon]

tracksuit doesnt show ur good. prestige does

oh wait...

[fading goblet]

nooooo

they made prestige so simple :((

[royal sinew]

im only asking for a profile ss now im no longer actually trying to continue im genuinely curious about their profile

[fading goblet]

i dont think they should have touched that

imagine having prestige 6

spending LONG TIME doing that

[harsh shell]

i mean neither of them showed youre good

[fading goblet]

and then they make first 4 prestiges easy mode

[harsh shell]

oooohhh i can quest yip yap

[glad wadi]

why do you need to show ur good when no one cares

[sand pendant]

prestige wasnt even hard before the changes, just a time-sink

[vagrant nova]

i did that bro. I am prestige 6

[harsh shell]

just shows you like. have a brainm

[vagrant nova]

i am devastated

[fading goblet]

so basically they negate the prestigious status of prestiges

[shy dune]

A wise man once said, dont try to impress others

[unique agate]

literally😭

[fading goblet]

ngl i could have already been prestige 6 in the new system

not in the old one, but in the new one i could have

[gray rover]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
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Arena:
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[glad wadi]

stop gate keeping prestige

[unique agate]

real!!

[sand pendant]

Geon spitting facts

[fading goblet]

it wasnt gatekeeping imho

[glad wadi]

we get it ur good

[fading goblet]

it was grind

i didnt have prestiges

i was doing them slowly

but now its super fast and easy

[unique agate]

the ammount of HKs i have from playing labs is insane

[fading goblet]

so basically it isnt prestigeous anymore

[glad wadi]

getting p6 before changes wont stop me from laying you out on customs

[unique agate]

why is that THE ONLY gun that people run on labs

[fading goblet]

because it shoots faster than M4

[vagrant nova]

i only encounter as vals on labs

[rotund brook]

Really? I’ve not seen an hk in forever

[rotund brook]

Yea I see a ton of mod 4s these days

[unique agate]

ive had 4 in my raid yesterday

[fading goblet]

i have seen so many HKs in last week

[vagrant nova]

cuz u dont play the game

[royal sinew]

wish i got mine earlier...

[shy dune]

im about to crashout 6/6 no killa

[knotty musk]

unheard users rise up

[fading goblet]

mod 4 is so goated

[rotund brook]

Im literally the tarkov player

[fading goblet]

0 recoil, 70 ergo

crazy gun

[rotund brook]

They can’t we can’t hear them

[vagrant nova]

bro would rather spend time with his gf than help me with the 200K usd 😒✋😒✋

[neat grail]

day 79 of asking for thick thigh baddie female operators in tarkov

[solid trout]

Whats the most reliable AK? Not the .308 one

[rotund brook]

Yea it’s terrifying

[warped canyon]

damn.

[rotund brook]

Truest thing I’ve ever read

[unique agate]

AKM is still goated

[fading goblet]

dont play AKs, play NLs

[unique agate]

i feel like 7.62x39 needs some love

[austere obsidian]

what are you doing for USD right now

[unique agate]

BP is annoyingly hard to get for not even being that good of a round

[solid trout]

I'm just doing peacekeepers fucking blueberry mission and I wanted a weapon to look the part, and as far as I can tell, UNTAR would be equipped with AKs

[unique agate]

PP is too weak

[vagrant nova]

nl545 is so good i can do 10 raids in a row and not die lmao

[solid trout]

Or whatever the russian military uses

[fading goblet]

noooo UNTAR is opposite of russians bro

[glad wadi]

Ak47s

[solid trout]

Thinking RPK

[fading goblet]

they use M4s

[vagrant nova]

i queue GZ > loot pcs and hideout shit > disconnect > repeat

[harsh shell]

actual russian military right now is given like

[fading goblet]

UNTAR = United Nations

[solid trout]

That's not how UN peacekeeping works.

[harsh shell]

a stock ak 74

[vagrant nova]

i can get 10 wires in under 5 mins

so i just sell them for 25K on the flea

[fading goblet]

when you get peacekeeper quest and he wants you to wear UNTAR, he also wants you to use M4s

so people know it was his guys

[solid trout]

UN peacekeepers use the weapons issued by their home country. UNTAR would be equipped with russian equipment

[fading goblet]

so lorewise they use M4s

[frank niche]

Whats the kd looking like

[solid trout]

See now theres an actual thing to go off of

[fading goblet]

because Peacekeeper literally demands you to use M4s with untar

[vagrant nova]

fuck i lowkey forgot about my kd

[warped canyon]

ohno not the kd

[harsh shell]

0.27 ahh

[vagrant nova]

it was 1.15 before this shi

its probaly at 1.05

[solid trout]

Now to make an M16A1 I like

That still looks "official"

[vagrant nova]

i probaly got 30 awols now lmao

[fading goblet]

my KD went down a lot since beginning of wipe

most bad players stopped playing

[frank niche]

Oh so you haven’t done a lot of runs yet

[rigid scaffold]

Error-1000 happenng to anyone else?

[solid trout]

Actually nah I'll go M4

[fading goblet]

just restart game?

[solid trout]

they changed KD to only count player kills

[rigid scaffold]

i did

[vagrant nova]

i did but i was extracting, but now i just DC

[fading goblet]

yeah, but even then

i was looking at my PMC to death ratio before

[harsh shell]

i just started playing again and my kd is just going up and down so drastically

[fading goblet]

not counting scavs...

before first prestige i was like 1.6 KD?

now i meet way better players

because most of casuals stopped playing

[keen mango]

Why are you awake

[fading goblet]

• i dont play 12 hours a day anymore like at release so my skill is way lower xd

[rotund brook]

Why are you awake

[keen mango]

You answer first

[austere obsidian]

both of you go to sleep

[fading goblet]

all mods go to sleep

[slate osprey]

dangerous game you're playing

[fading goblet]

then i can continue arguing with Stoog

[warped canyon]

just slide into his dms

[keen mango]

Oml not again

[slate osprey]

important note: you have to power slide like scavs do in eft

[royal sinew]

this is why i refuse to play EU especially on interchange #videos message

fucking average interchange resident

[slate osprey]

I gotta see this

[fading goblet]

wait, so you refuse to play EU and you call NA shitterland

[royal sinew]

yes

[fading goblet]

are you going to play in Asia or what

enjoy chinese hacker gang

[royal sinew]

i play RUW where everyone including timmies moves fights and has gear on

because atleast im fighting the same fucking species as myself

instead of crab hell EU or braindead NA

[slate osprey]

I don't see anything wrong with this
just a guy holding an angle after he heard you

[fading goblet]

timmy with gear on?

[royal sinew]

yes. they dont have gear fear. but they dont run mindlessly at people.

[rotund brook]

Why not play Russia north

[royal sinew]

ping

[slate osprey]

• russians are cracked and I don't feel like getting dumpstered on each and every time

[royal sinew]

this is every interchange exchange ive had in 3 raids on EU (the only ones with "pvp")

[royal sinew]

its ok to be delusional

[austere obsidian]

EUW and NAE is shitterland

[royal sinew]

i recommend arc raiders for a better experience @slate osprey

[slate osprey]

I mean, imo Tarkov is a game about tactics, holding angles and such
Not running amok and jumping around like you own the place lol

[royal sinew]

i wasnt. he was laying there before i even came over.

[fresh leaf]

loool

[royal sinew]

im killa hunting.

[austere obsidian]

RUN/RUW I get to just run into fights instead of fighting the fifth bridge troll cosplayer of the day

they gonna start asking me riddles soon

[slate osprey]

are you surprised by people being rats? it's a very effective playstyle lol

[royal sinew]

holy shit he found the point!

its almost like i dont play EU because of this exact reason!

[slate osprey]

skill pissue imo

[soft haven]

combat initiative is an advantage

[royal sinew]

delusion ❤️ we love being shit

i bet you rat and thats why you defend it

maybe if BSG stopped countering movers

[slate osprey]

I remain versatile

[royal sinew]

we'd be able to aggress on rats

[slate osprey]

I can do both ratting and chadding

[royal sinew]

surely

but yeah man ratting is so fun i love losing all stamina on 1 shot

[fading goblet]

depends

[unique agate]

is 29/29 t6 plate still good

[royal sinew]

if it goes against the rounds its foryes

[fading goblet]

if i feel good about pushing, i can hear him and know his position after hearing

[slate osprey]

ww2 soldier still fighting after 50 years 💔

[fading goblet]

i can push

but if he stops moving before i can hear where he is, i obviously wont push

[soft haven]

it will behave like a t6 against the first bullet

[royal sinew]

you lost 80m we not believin this

[unique agate]

lmao

[tired perch]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[slate osprey]

exactly, the playstyle of treating tarkov like it's a boots off ground game, however much fun it may be, is not the kind of playstyle I like

[short ravine]

Depends on the plate, for some that's gonna block 2 hits, others 5 or 6 hits

[unique agate]

being able to wear headphonest with champion helmet is so good

[fading goblet]

you are ratting outside of raid without even checking killa spawns

[slate osprey]

I like taking things slow in PVP, unless I have a specific quest to kill pmcs

[fading goblet]

i just go there, kill Killa, disconnect

i dont care about money

[royal sinew]

we love illiteracy

[slate osprey]

if I can avoid conflict and do my tasks then I'm perfectly ok with that

[fading goblet]

if i want money, i run reserve marked rooms - so much fun pvp in bunker

[rigid flax]

notice how the end of this sentence becomes subjective

[royal sinew]

did it get buffed?

[slate osprey]

the design of the game was to be grounded in general

[fading goblet]

i dont feel its worth for the GP coin cost

[unique agate]

man first labs raid i found an altyn boy

[rigid flax]

you clearly havent played the previous titles

[royal sinew]

eventho i fucking hate him for it bloodbag is one of the few people who can pull off W keying properly

[unique agate]

shot him like 6 times in the face lol m80 aint getting through

[slate osprey]

fym previous titles

[rigid flax]

my point exactly

[royal sinew]

this isnt bsg's first game

[unique agate]

IT WAS GLORIOUS

fuck me bro

[slate osprey]

ohh, so contract wars

[rigid flax]

tourist moment

[royal sinew]

do u know where the TKPD is from

[fading goblet]

i played that on FB

[slate osprey]

I started playing on patch 0.12 what do u want from me

[fading goblet]

i had some semi rifle for GP coins

it was like 80 for 1 day or some shit like that

that game was monetized as fuck XD

you paid to rent gun daily

[rigid flax]

and so what makes your opinion have the weight in regards to what the game should or should not feel like? where does the entitlement come from?

[unique agate]

man i just got swagged on by glorious

[slate osprey]

because I've got over 1k hours and have played the game for quite a few years? I have good experience lol

[royal sinew]

glorious beat ur ass?

[rigid flax]

that means nothing

[craggy venture]

Son

[royal sinew]

@unique agate IS THAT AN ALTYN???

[unique agate]

yeah right off spawn XD

[craggy venture]

1k hours don’t mean shizzle

[royal sinew]

IS SOMEONE GETTING KARMAD?

FOR NOT HAVING AN ALTYN?

[slate osprey]

it does when you have a job

[soft haven]

if someone has 23k hours theyre the best player on the planet

[craggy venture]

I have a job and it still doesn’t mean shizzle

[rigid flax]

[royal sinew]

NOW AINT THAT IRONIC @unique agate

[soft haven]

i dont have nitro, tree

[glad wadi]

tung tung tung sahur

[cunning marsh]

29 / 29 / orginal HP number

[royal sinew]

not hating on u btw @unique agate i just love proving altyn is goated

[slate osprey]

either way, I've played long enough to know that the game was intended to be boots on ground lol

if you're a mover and like jumping around then

get fukt lol

[rigid flax]

1k hours over the course of time since .12 is a horrible indicator for anyone assuming your opinion of how the game should be played

you dont play the game

[unique agate]

yeah just with i still had some

[slate osprey]

I play it every day!

[cunning marsh]

29/29/35 ? Plate is probably okay for a little more abuse
29/29/85 ? Plate is trashed and you need a new one.

[craggy venture]

One raid per day lemme guess

[unique agate]

man okay im happy with that if it was glori i love that guy

first raid of the day didnt go so well

[royal sinew]

@harsh shell HEAR THAT?

YOU HEAR WHAT IM HEARIN?

[slate osprey]

around 3-4 raids per day since I don't have much time during workdays

I come back home at like 7pm :p

[rigid flax]

1k hours since .12 is not every day unfortunately

[harsh shell]

im hearing sell it to vendor

[royal sinew]

one of the few id donate a kit to

[slate osprey]

I did have to take a several month long break cause my poor computer at the time was struggling hard to run it

otherwise after that I started playing more and more

[short ravine]

3 minute raids

[unique agate]

yeah

[rigid flax]

goalpostmoving dot gif

[craggy venture]

How much is ur keyboard

[rigid flax]

$350

[craggy venture]

Mines only 100

And it’s from China

🤯🤯🤯

[rigid flax]

mine has fish, also from china

[craggy venture]

Oh yea 250cfor the drip

[slate osprey]

wah wah wah yeah, I've still played a lot of the game
1k hours isn't little

[rigid flax]

[craggy venture]

Er

[rigid flax]

i would bet a paycheck your sprint is on toggle

[craggy venture]

Who tf does that

[slate osprey]

I like it that way

[glad wadi]

I played 400 hours with sprint and ads on toggle

[slate osprey]

I don't like holding down a load of keys at once

[spice bane]

is it made of gold or smth?

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[spice bane]

although tbf, mine was like 270 so i shouldnt say too much

[slate osprey]

👋

[rigid flax]

court adjourned, non-pvper cannot direct the gameplay of a pvp game

[sharp sandal]

bro

what

[knotty musk]

your ads was on toggle?

[glad wadi]

I actually thought you couldnt change it

[short ravine]

I was gonna defend your right to have an opinion, but its just objectively crazy to use toggle sprint

[rigid flax]

it can play videos

[sharp sandal]

If you thought you couldn't, fair enough, but still man