eft-chat

[harsh shell]

nuh uh

[stray yew]

damn thats crazy im always rushing to get out right after I shoot it

[final wigeon]

it is perm as long as someone else doesnt shoot theirs. meaning enemy

[royal sinew]

double tap O to see no?

[keen mango]

Has res always been orange?

[surreal moth]

i never did

[stray yew]

ohhh

[surreal moth]

yes

[harsh shell]

yeah

[surreal moth]

wait

[harsh shell]

mmm

[keen mango]

On release?

[harsh shell]

res unit

labs

[jagged cloud]

yo whoever those three guys on customs that js literally carried me thru a boss, ima bust one out for yall tn love yall

[final wigeon]

yah i tested it on GZ and streets. you can sit out there the entire time. Even if an enemy shoots theirs but i have little testing on that

[harsh shell]

youre gonna what

???

[surreal moth]

yes

[keen mango]

Are you sure

[harsh shell]

idontgiveashitaboutviltrum

[surreal moth]

yes i consulted the council as well

[royal sinew]

tapping killa's head over and over like hammering in a fucking nail 😭

[harsh shell]

lad 💔💔💔

[rotund brook]

I consulted Rysko and he said “ǝƃuɐɹo uǝǝq sʎɐʍlɐ sɐɥ ʇᴉun sǝɹ”

[royal sinew]

tagilla bitcoin investor holy shit free BTC in his hideout

[lyric abyss]

ts is like forrest gump buying apple stock

[royal sinew]

im amazed he had one

all i see is MCables 90% of the time

[lyric abyss]

it should be two bitcoin halves that spawn there

like he bit it in half or something

[rigid flax]

[acoustic thistle]

100 percent does, it says its a bolty ingame 😛

[stray yew]

is there an air drop event going on or what?

[mild viper]

??events

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[mild viper]

No

[harsh shell]

meow

[craggy venture]

You missed the factory one

[mild viper]

Meow :3

[mild viper]

The tagilla and killa one?

[acoustic thistle]

LEFT ALT + SHIFT + PRINTSCREEN new cheat code

[craggy venture]

Yea

[mild viper]

I knew it was happening i just didnt want to play

[craggy venture]

Fair

I’m stuck in labs eitherway

[harsh shell]

i love labs

pulling up on the laboratory 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[stray yew]

there is legit a airdrop in every raid ive been in

[craggy venture]

I pull up, wkey, die
I pull up, wkey, die
I pull up, wkey, die

[mild viper]

What happened to the maiden

[mild viper]

They know the method

[harsh shell]

having maiden in my name started to feel like corny idk

or you mean my other acc

the link clicker

[craggy venture]

I think I’m tilted dud

But I see no signs

[harsh shell]

nah

[mild viper]

Uh idk

[harsh shell]

js shoot them in the head

[mild viper]

Do you have 2 discord accounts??

[craggy venture]

Yes

[harsh shell]

did you not notice that this is a new account

[royal sinew]

mmm marked key

[craggy venture]

[royal sinew]

thank you killa

for your kind donation

[mild viper]

Oh oops

I see now

[craggy venture]

I need to go labyrinth

Cuz I ran out of t5 ammo

[rigid flax]

Hey I’ve seen that name before I wonder where

Almost like it’s a video title

[craggy venture]

I need a new name

New identity

🤔

And I came across a YouTube recommendation

Named bloodbag

Hmmm

[rigid flax]

All good I’m flattered, it’s a solid title

U should see my notepad

50+ no reason

[craggy venture]

I think I have more

In my head

I need to start playing grassmaps labs is throwing me

[rigid flax]

This is the way

Time to break out the spaghetti models

[craggy venture]

I still need to make a tage

[rigid flax]

Better use a thrash track

[timid leaf]

Got a sbih kill today, am happy

Dropped him like a sack of potatoes on interchange, was running towards ultra med and I said "no thanks, that's my possible ledx"

There was no ledx but he was stacked so I'm happy regardless

[craggy venture]

My last sbih was from outside marked room hill to dome on reserve

[timid leaf]

I still got a majority of them to do. Customs is done because of setup

[craggy venture]

I left reserve gz and streets and sl

Not doing it

[timid leaf]

I'm just doing them rn cause I need to level my bolt actions for wet job p6

[royal sinew]

marlin
scav armor
GSSH
GZ spam

specter if u want cheap

[solid trout]

bolt action 9x39 when

[royal sinew]

📿

[solid trout]

Do you have Arena?

[timid leaf]

Yeah but I wanna raid

[solid trout]

Take a cheap mosin in with you then

[timid leaf]

I'm out of the house 7-6 everyday so I'm gonna spend my free time playing the mode that's more fun lol

[timid leaf]

Yeah upgraded from my mosin to a marlin off a dead dude

[solid trout]

Whenever you're doing nothing, empty the rounds, reload it, and check the mag now and then

Those give weapon class XP

[timid leaf]

Oh didn't know that

[solid trout]

Wanna know something funny?

@timid leaf get a mosin, take the internal mag out and put it in your pocket and put ammo in it, then go into the shooting range and try and reload the mosin with it's mag missing

[gray compass]

22lr guns would be fun

10/22 or a bolt action 22 of some type

[craggy venture]

He’ll naw I have a shit ton of axmcs

Eitherway I main the m700

[trail plume]

I have a problem with tarkov for a long time, visual clarity when using scopes, playing on 4k no DLLS, scopes are blurry because the game renders pip scopes at lower resolution on purpose ! there is no fps benefit. this is not a bug but sabotage

[solid trout]

Note to self, bind "Team Status > Down" to a key

Very good at making PMCs think you're an AI

[void canyon]

I had a nutty thought

what if you could only buy/sell on the flea with GP coins

so there was a really limited amount of currency

and then everything else came from traders

[hollow raven]

reached level 3 traders and now i feel aimless

[void canyon]

right click to aim

[hollow raven]

level 4 so far away and i dont wann do boring task 😭

[void canyon]

bro just grab an akm and murder people

its the best

rocking an akm with the shitty spectre optic that costs like 20k

[hollow raven]

hmm perhaps i do...

[timber citrus]

It's the opposite for me I hate running around with no goal

[void canyon]

im just trying to max my levels on all the guns

and stats

[craggy venture]

Spam labs

[void canyon]

marked and cursed runs are fun too

[wintry tendon]

[rich sparrow]

hi

[lost hemlock]

Looking for mates to complete the terminal in PVP.

[wintry tendon]

#pvp-lfg

[solid trout]

Today was the day I realized Tagilla no longer scares me

At all

He busts his way in and I just beat hum to a bloody pulp with a scav's vepr without taking a single hit.

[lost hemlock]

👍

[trail plume]

can someone explain this #screenshots message ?

[hollow raven]

where get card

[solid trout]

what card

[wintry tendon]

not to be mean

[hollow raven]

labs card

buy flea?

[solid trout]

access card?

[rotund brook]

heyo eft-chat

[solid trout]

Flea, Therapist 4, Ref 4

[wintry tendon]

everyone run altarion here

[hollow raven]

wait id lowkey be down to learn labs, but ill probably need like decent ammo 40+ pen right

[solid trout]

yeah

@hollow raven To note, while you need a card to run an offline, the offline run wont consume the card

[void canyon]

all you need is a silenced makarov with a drum mag

[keen mango]

My cat hurt me guys

[solid trout]

You can learn the map offline if you wish

[wintry tendon]

leg meta

[hollow raven]

well more accurately i wanna learn to fight like lab players

maybe make me more confident to push regular fights

[hollow raven]

vector has been so funny on factory

[solid trout]

God the more I use them the more I wish 9x18 was viable

[nova niche]

It is viable

Click head

Ez

[knotty musk]

Damn

[wintry tendon]

how u light pink i want it

[knotty musk]

Why is guest popping

[wintry tendon]

give it

[knotty musk]

Its 7am

[surreal moth]

shut up

[iron otter]

do I need these folders full of logs from 2 years ago to run the game?

[surreal moth]

you arent invited

[wintry tendon]

please

[nova niche]

Im inviting Butch

Hes allowed

[surreal moth]

slep

[iron otter]

can I delete them without paralyzing my game

[surreal moth]

i said i missed butch when all these strangers started joining

👼

[knotty musk]

Yes

[iron otter]

peak

[nova niche]

Load bearing log files

[knotty musk]

These guys better be ready and willing to lay down their lives for me to be bait for my kills

[nova niche]

Wrong

They hate u actually

[knotty musk]

Shocker

Who doesn't

[nova niche]

Especially Fed

Hes such a hater

[solid trout]

Whats even the "meta" ammo for 9x18

[nova niche]

SP7 i think

[trail plume]

do I need to report this issue as bug or I have to do a community suggestion to fix it? #screenshots message

[knotty musk]

Upscaler?

[nova niche]

Toss it in community support to see if anyone else knows of it, and if not then bug report

[trail plume]

native, no dlls no upscale, pure native

[knotty musk]

Interesting

[trail plume]

I should uploaded in png instead jpg

[knotty musk]

I could see the difference in the screenshot

[trail plume]

not only that makes images blurry but it also removes details

[knotty musk]

My only guess is that they've adjusted the PiP to render at a lower render resolution

[surreal moth]

i helped him so much yesterdsay

im his number one baitrer

[knotty musk]

Wrong

[trail plume]

yes! thats what I was saying, inside pip it downscales while the outside of scope is stays the same

[surreal moth]

even if i get distracted sometimes

[trail plume]

squad does the oposite

inside the pip is same resolution and everything outside of of scope is lowered

[solid trout]

Not even PB PBM?

its the highest penm ammo

[trail plume]

I think BSG inverted by mistake!!!!

the should let pip be same native rez and the outside of scope view to be lower

thats what squad does

[knotty musk]

The meta with 9x18 would be flesh ammo

[surreal moth]

[silent hemlock]

[vagrant nova]

i was sleeping :( sorry !!

[keen mango]

Meow El Gato got my thumb

[solid trout]

kedr drum mag when

[trail plume]

also, this doesnt benefit fps, because the larger portion of the screen outside of scope renders at native resolution.
in order to benefit fps they should had render pip at native resolution and whats outside of scope's view to be at lower resolution like squad does.
I think BSG devs by mistake did the opposite and didnt realise what they done...

[void canyon]

Modernization kit for PPSH when 🙁

[knotty musk]

its only a guess, it could entirely be bugged and no one noticed yet

[void canyon]

I wanna dump 300k in mods into a ppsh

i need to do this

[trail plume]

I bought expensive 4k monitor, to get rid of this problem hahahaha

[trail plume]

f Nikita

scammed me to buy monitor

[silent hemlock]

killa farming with pm pistol

[solid trout]

Tagilla has thermal vision and ignores smoke grenades, good to know

[void canyon]

I have too much skill issue to do that

tho the 155 with magnum to the legs has done well for me

95% of interchange is actually pretty nice with a shotty

[void canyon]

i have 25 str and 8 endurance :9

this is a thing

[wintry tendon]

[void canyon]

i need to stop running heavy kits with too many mags

[hollow raven]

quick questuion, do you need to unlock lighthours before labs
edit: naw i think theyre separate

[void canyon]

but its fun to not run out of ammo

[lavish flint]

No u dont I unlocked labs first and then i payed mechanic 20000 usd for unlocking Lighthouse

[vital sail]

nah, only heavy hours

[hollow raven]

bye bye 1 million 🥹

[vital sail]

tough crowd

[silent hemlock]

❤️

[surreal moth]

🎰

gamba

[void canyon]

is there really never gonna be a wipe again

[pastel tiger]

seasonal characters will wipe

[solid trout]

there'll be seasonal characters

[solid trout]

but our current characters wont ever wipe

[void canyon]

seasonal characters.. like in path of exile?

Are we gonna have leagues?

[rocky rapids]

Why i cant get confirmation mail

[void canyon]

Random popup shrines for an entire wipe?

[solid trout]

They're characters that will wipe, and they can level some kind of battlepass system

You don't need battlepass to access them, just they're the ones that will be progressing it if you care about it

[void canyon]

i was kinda hoping it would be like poe where every wipe would have some jenky half baked mechanic but the more fun ones stay in

then your guy goes to the general server so you can never play them again but you still have them for the principal of the matter

man i hope thats what happens

[knotty musk]

its gonna be kinda like this

[void canyon]

honestly thatd be lit

they should scalp us for voting rights on new features

"true believer pass" and then you pay 15$ a month to have 'input'

(its not real input)

[cloud drum]

how to do custom game with friends with more than 5 people?

[vital sail]

why do you need more than 5 people

[knotty musk]

i heard the ETS had uncapped lobby limits

not sure how true

this was a w raid

[rocky rapids]

guys why i cant get e mail for

2 hours still waiting to confirmation :C

[knotty musk]

of the 5 pmcs i just killed

1 of them put another kit on

[torpid shore]

I sued to have issues just had to get trying ever 10mins or so in between trys. Cheek junk n spam to. And one would come through in then end. Just do it and watch netflix

[vagrant nova]

W

[knotty musk]

first raid too

[cloud drum]

ef

figured it out

[solid trout]

well

That's one way to kill a 5 man

See a duo, stalk em a sec cause they're looking the wrong way, get a bit closer, they spin, and I full auto. They hit me as I shoot so I back off, reload, heal, peek and spray again. They're dead, step back, pack the mags, go up to loot and theres 5 fucking dogtags with my name on them

idk where the other 3 fucks came from but they all just decided to run into my bullets

Kentucky Ballistics made .50BMG RIP

[knotty musk]

ive gotten 7 kills in 2 raids

[austere obsidian]

you are a bully

[surreal moth]

tru

[vagrant nova]

you are quite literally the goat

[knotty musk]

this guy is mad i killed him

[vagrant nova]

prestige 6 wtf

[knotty musk]

with survivor and fallen ending

he loves farming money it seems

[quaint shoal]

prest 3 i need someone to shoot me with a blicky a lot of times plz

[vagrant nova]

idk why so many people run that cqcm mask

it kinda sucks

[knotty musk]

just killed a duo

i had svt again

[trim birch]

Anything super cool in tarkov TV?

[knotty musk]

we dont know yet but probably icebreaker

[knotty musk]

uh oh

[trim birch]

Oh it hasn’t happened yet

[knotty musk]

no its later today

svt vs thermal

[austere obsidian]

what map are you on

[knotty musk]

woods

[vagrant nova]

ceramic is so bad

[austere obsidian]

Surely i go tagilla hunting

[vagrant nova]

my ghzel breaks completely after one maybe two raids

also rsass with thermal W

[jade mango]

what does the MxgicFPSApr26 code do?

stuff inside of arena or what

[keen mango]

Yeah

[warped canyon]

Wqnna know a magical skill

To do it urself

[gray compass]

lv6 uhmwpe plate barter from ragman my goat

[vagrant nova]

yeah that barter is kinda crazy

also one ram for uhmwpe tier 5

[solid trout]

Always a jumpscare moment when you forget Tagilla is extremely resistant/immune to explosives, direct impact his ass and he just runs through the smoke

[surreal moth]

you’re doing amazing

[cyan sluice]

yeah he eats explosives like snacks

ive hit him directly in the face with a vog-25

[knotty musk]

what is this

[keen mango]

LMAOoooo

[cyan sluice]

either had to shit when they loaded in or tanking their stats to rage later

really like the new load times but hard to take dabs n stuff between raids now cause you get in so fast lmao

[surreal moth]

idk but something did not go right on his prep before raid

[knotty musk]

this was at the end of the raid 😭

[surreal moth]

those ppl use factory and don’t bring guns

maybe he ran out of ammo

[cyan sluice]

ive ran into dudes that used bots to walk/run around trees on shoreline by swamp

[surreal moth]

and was just hoping you wouldn’t see him

i’ve done that before

[solid trout]

it looks like this to me

[cyan sluice]

the most evil thing ive ever done in tarkov is just camp rafters in og factory with an ak and grenade launcher

[solid trout]

He's out of ammo, knew you were coming for whatever reason, and got in the foxhole

he probably turned faster than he meant to and shuffled

He just wanted you to walk past lmao

[surreal moth]

he might have stashed his kit and was trying to run to an extract unnoticed m or something

[solid trout]

With an empty shotgun? Why not stash that too?

[vagrant nova]

im telling u bro RU west players are so unpredictable

[solid trout]

tbh I wouldn't have shot him

[knotty musk]

its not ru west

[solid trout]

simply cause if he could kill me I'd have been already dead lmao

I'd have just nodded, flipped him off, and kept walking

[vagrant nova]

ah did u switch back to EU ?

[knotty musk]

also why are you telling me this

ive been playing russia west for over a year

[knotty musk]

i want the early morning eu gamers

[vagrant nova]

ohhh i didnt know

[surreal moth]

we he may have had ammo and ran our

idk man

[solid trout]

then drop the gun

[surreal moth]

here a coin for your troubles

[quiet salmon]

this guy fed would rather fucking chat in eft chat than play obenseuer

👿 👿 👿 👿

[solid trout]

In any case, if it had been me he'd have lived.

I simply do not give a fuck about killing someone unless they're a threat

If he can't shoot me, then he can go. If he wants to try stab me, I'll shove my baton so far up his ass he'll be crying police brutality.

[knotty musk]

i have to get woods kills

[solid trout]

Either way, eh.

[knotty musk]

so

he was dying either way

[solid trout]

Fair enough then

[surreal moth]

i’m tried and going to bed and watching disenchantment

[knotty musk]

6 more to go

[surreal moth]

W

[solid trout]

fucker would have gone to ragman to fix his pants and left ragman wondering if it was something going out or something going in

[gray compass]

15 bitcoins for 2 extra pocket slots best investment of my tarkov career

ragman scammed me lowkey

[solid trout]

I'm an EOD/Unheard player

[gray compass]

would be funny if you could pay 15 bitcoins to get 2 more pocket slots and make it 4 2x1s lol

[void canyon]

Did they ever fix the HHS?

[jade mango]

what is it

[jade mango]

%

[keen mango]

Stuff in arena lmao

[jade mango]

yea'

what in arena

[spice bane]

3 crates

[jade mango]

lame

[jaunty terrace]

anyone elses traders not working

[knotty musk]

w

@surreal moth i found him again

[quiet salmon]

@vale hornet hi ^

[knotty musk]

fuck

[chrome token]

they told me its cause you havent showered

go bathe stinky :3

[craggy venture]

Why you pink now

[cerulean holly]

can i not kill any scavs until i coop extract from all places for the ticket?

[knotty musk]

@vagrant nova i have gotten more kills in these last 4-5 raids than i did for the entirety of yesterday

i need 3 more

my kd is now 1.2

[vagrant nova]

good job bro

i also have the same situations where i can do excellent in 5 raids and then the next 5 raids i do terrible

gotta wait 2 hours to reflash this dspt

[craggy venture]

My kdr is dropping

[north cove]

Sometimes i wish i was as talented as these 7 kd 50 hour accounts

[craggy venture]

Me nineteen

[unreal sentinel]

How is the M1A after the attachments change? Still floaty? I wanna make an M14 EBR

[vital sail]

nineteen yo man talkin bout some "me nineteen"

[unreal sentinel]

Yo @visual portal I saw you got a 9800X3D too, what GPU are you pairing it with? I have a 9800X3D, 7900XTX and 64GB RAM. Tarkov runs buttery smooth

[vital sail]

died so much yesterday i deleted the game bro

[void canyon]

why is the sawn off limited to 1 per reset

gonna have to stockpile

[visual portal]

9070 xt / 9800x3d / 32gb ram

[unreal sentinel]

nice nice. 32GB RAM is fine w current RAM prices

[knotty musk]

1 to go

[unreal sentinel]

I do excellent in arena but then get shat on in base game

[visual portal]

i dont really see a point for more than 32 rn with gaming

tbh

[solid trout]

the one where you need to co-op extract?

It doesn't care as long as you co-op I think

[vital sail]

well yeah theres a reason theyre 2 different games

cleared out night dorms yesterday just for car to not be there and died to some 70 hour chud cuz i got stuck on a bush

then went to labs and died of spawn

And that was my cue to delete the game

[solid trout]

@cerulean holly
PvP: Co-op exfil with a scav on Woods and Reserve. It doesn't care if you kill scavs
PvE: Kill 5 PMCs on Interchange without killing scavs in one raid, and same again for Shoreline.

[knotty musk]

aaaaand we're done @vagrant nova

[craggy venture]

I’m 18 and talm about the 19th person saying ts

[vital sail]

ok twin

[craggy venture]

Don’t twin me twan

😡

What the frick

[vagrant nova]

WWW

you only got the amulets left right ?

in the marked rooms

[knotty musk]

yea

[vital sail]

ok lil bro

[knotty musk]

i dont think i died today

[vagrant nova]

oh shit

[knotty musk]

that was 17 kills

[vagrant nova]

are you doing the ending asap ?

[chrome token]

the new arena game mode is fun

[crystal phoenix]

is there anyone with amd ?

[knotty musk]

no im holding off i think

[chrome token]

why?

[crystal phoenix]

i want to have good visibility but this amd ahhh software is way worse then nvidia

[vagrant nova]

do you have to craft the keycard again when you die on your attempt ?

[chrome token]

I can send you what vanilla use as they are on amd and are probably using something good

I havent played in ages

[crystal phoenix]

if you have then i would appriciate

[chrome token]

shall I dm you?

[crystal phoenix]

yea

[knotty musk]

no i just bring lightkeeper some blue folders

1 blue folders = 1 card

[vagrant nova]

okay that‘s good

[knotty musk]

svt is a slept on weapon btw

completely slept on

[visual portal]

AVT has the fun switch too

[vagrant nova]

i do so bad with 7.62x54 guns i only have the meta ammo saved up

[cerulean holly]

how to lure scavs into the woods coop?

[knotty musk]

now to bring lightkeeper 100 dogtags

[harsh shell]

go run svd on labs

[vagrant nova]

u will never catch me in labs

again

[vital sail]

Sj9 traumatized bro

[vagrant nova]

yea

[chrome token]

pretty sure they are attracted to gunshots

[vital sail]

i actually got belt to ass yesterday bro

Dont think i survived a single raid

[cerulean holly]

ok i will try that ty im struggling with woods coop for ticket lol

[chrome token]

if it makes you feel better I never could get it done

but others claimed they did that

grenades to

dropped loot

[knotty musk]

@sharp sandal i got 17 kills without dying today on woods

its done

[vagrant sparrow]

Is the BTR rep the same as scav rep?

[knotty musk]

no

[vagrant nova]

cant wait to prestige again so i can go back to usec and be the tan man

[knotty musk]

I might be going bear

Using the vitaly voice from p3

[rotund brook]

You will not be making it I’m hitting the “reset viinex account” button

[vagrant nova]

bear drip is phenomenal but i need to be tan

[cerulean holly]

have u escaped yet

[vagrant nova]

i do not consent to my account being reset sir 🙏

[rotund brook]

Hmmmmm let me think

[knotty musk]

I need that Lonsdale drip

British flag on it

[rotund brook]

It’s Nikita’s account not yours. Overruled. Resetting now

[knotty musk]

Gotta rep

[rotund brook]

Hmmmmmmmm

[chrome token]

no I just downloaded it back after going on haitus at 1.0

🥀

[vagrant nova]

if Viinex=presentinchat
do executable nice_attitude.exe

[chrome token]

got the itch for arena but I dont care to suffer through pvp

[rotund brook]

if sleepy
ChatGPT.prompt(“how do not sleep need wake pls”)

[vagrant nova]

colonel gifted me the bear senezh and i think its the best clothing for bear

it looks amazing

[rotund brook]

nice_attitude was a virus your computer is now infected.

[vagrant nova]

thats not real code tho

[keen mango]

hm?

[vagrant nova]

stop larping as a coder

[chrome token]

alternatively you could think for yourself

[vagrant nova]

i am the real programmer here

[rotund brook]

And yours was?

My bio is real python

[vagrant nova]

yeah of course

[rotund brook]

What

[vagrant nova]

its not ?

[keen mango]

Chat gpt

[keen mango]

It is

[vagrant nova]

a python is a type of snake genius

[chrome token]

outsourcing your brain to ai lol

[rotund brook]

Oh nvm Cody he’s right

Python is a snake I’m cooked

[keen mango]

Oh fuck

[rotund brook]

[chrome token]

who needs to think when ai can do it for you

[rotund brook]

Hey chatgpt how do I buy a burger

[tacit lotus]

Python psshhhh come back when you use Rust

[keen mango]

NO!!!

Don't USE IT

[vagrant nova]

i felt the neurons in my brain melt when i typed that out

[rotund brook]

On principle I refuse because rust is cringe and optimized and we don’t do optimization here

[tacit lotus]

Fair

[keen mango]

Fr

[rotund brook]

My code should be a Rube Goldberg machine that is so complex that no one could ever understand what is going on behind the scenes frfr

[keen mango]

It should be in binary

[chrome token]

bethesda would love you

[vagrant nova]

i only code in assembly

[rotund brook]

I made a whole ass processor in RISC V and it was cool. It performed pretty well

[keen mango]

How easy is tac map

[rotund brook]

Final project for a course that I worked on for months and months

[tacit lotus]

Yes cementing yourself as the only dude who can fix it is a good idea, make yourself unreplaceable.

[rotund brook]

Really easy if play arena even a moderately decent amount

[keen mango]

I want the gridlok base

[vagrant nova]

can you code a script that forces me to learn statistics so i can finally get my bachelors degree 🥀

[rotund brook]

Hey ChatGPT how do I do stats?

I love stats actually

[vital sail]

if (learn=false){
learn=true
}

[vagrant nova]

all my homies hate bayes and moments

[rotund brook]

Not as much as I like more computer-science based computation like state machines and models but I still do love statistics

[quiet salmon]

just ask the tarkov devs like the last guy

[keen mango]

you guys are making me hateful

[chrome token]

lets pop the bubble

[vagrant nova]

if i was smart i would have been a maths major

[keen mango]

The bubble needs to go down

[vital sail]

genuinely fuck everyone that sets tripwires at black

actual fucking morons

[rotund brook]

if (Cody.Hate()):
beHappy(Cody)

[chrome token]

[keen mango]

Making me get my old code lmao

[vagrant nova]

🤓 ☝️

[tacit lotus]

If you have one foot in the oven and the other in the freezer you're on average at normal temp, there you go you now understand statistics and it's usefullness.

[rotund brook]

if -# the orb:
#orbbing time

OrBbb

👍

[keen mango]

self.menu.title destroy();

[rotund brook]

-# orbbb

[vagrant nova]

how do u guys do that

🥀

[keen mango]

Do what?

What I did?

[vagrant nova]

ye

[chrome token]

magic :3

[keen mango]

``

With one more at the end

[chrome token]

be careful some of those can get you an auto mute

[keen mango]

So like

[rotund brook]

Code block is something you can do. Don’t try to format text like I did the automod will get you

[vagrant nova]

yippie

[keen mango]

No

Yes

Now if you want it to color code

[wintry tendon]

??delay

[rotund brook]

If you try to change the size of the text you will be expeditiously slaughtered by automod

??worms

[keen mango]

Like if you want to show C

Put C infront of the `

[vagrant nova]

@normal kindle u stink !

[rotund brook]

Guys I’m very tired. Goodnight

[vagrant nova]

Goodnight mandem

[chrome token]

can cofirm, I had a typo of a random symbol, I was immediately killed on the spot

[keen mango]

Goodnight

[rotund brook]

Glad you got better

[rotund brook]

Goodnight

[vital sail]

chinned him right then and there

wasteman

[chrome token]

thanks

[keen mango]

@vagrant nova What do you code with

[chrome token]

bro I just had the angriest arena lobby

sounded like a og cod lobby

such angry little men on the game tonight

[vagrant nova]

i dont code lol i was just joking

havent u seen my fabulous code above 😭🙏

[chrome token]

I am very good coder I can edit .ini 😎 get on my level

[unique agate]

i have c# basics yall below me

[wintry tendon]

sorry cussing nakvarr out terrible

[rotund brook]

I have had too much caffeine but I’m too sleepy and also too awake and I blame viinex

[unique agate]

(i almost dropped out of school because of programming)

[chrome token]

what lol

[chrome token]

its def their fault

[wintry tendon]

i faced same dude 3 times basic cod looby and was shit talking

[harsh shell]

@vagrant nova a thousand curses unto thee 😭 🙏

[chrome token]

im on arena, someone tked someone hanging out in spawn and everyone got real pissy lol

[arctic osprey]

i literally vendored all my airframe and fastMT helmets a few days ago cos they were taking up too much space and you couldnt use headphones with them

and they do this NOW

[harsh shell]

LMAO

get cooked bozo

maybe next time you will just know

[wintry tendon]

only play lh or cp

[arctic osprey]

f

[chrome token]

damn you really hate yourself

[pastel tiger]

o ma gah

airframe

[wintry tendon]

tbh i really only play lh hate cp

[pastel tiger]

why are we talking about cp

[keen mango]

Both are fun

[wintry tendon]

meh

[unique agate]

man they lowered meta scores again in arena?

all my presets are 9k now

except for my val one bro why does bsg hate as val so much

[chrome token]

yeah I had to change a ton on literally all of mine

[keen mango]

10k

[unique agate]

i meant my preset meta score

not the limit

[harsh shell]

🤓

[craggy venture]

Hank don’t Abbreviate checkpoint!!

[chrome token]

fr

[craggy venture]

Still can’t believe that weird ass looksmaxer can be bailed out

Wtf is the law doing Bru

[arctic osprey]

is he rich?

[pastel tiger]

OH

checkpoibnt i see

[arctic osprey]

if yes then working as intended

[harsh shell]

true!

[keen mango]

[vital sail]

clavicular mogs the police there so

[craggy venture]

I mean he has like a shit ton of followers and mfs who buy his courses which is dumb

[craggy venture]

We talm about hullo

[ripe ferry]

how do i turn in a major piece of evidence

[vital sail]

oh

[craggy venture]

Yea

[ripe ferry]

im not seeing it in the hideout

[vital sail]

dont know that guy

[knotty musk]

@royal sinew im gonna be a bit

[vital sail]

clavicular mogs

[craggy venture]

Son…

[craggy venture]

Hullo is a

Jideon bait

[vital sail]

did he have a seizure tho

thought so

[craggy venture]

Check dms

Actually nvm

[vital sail]

😭

[craggy venture]

Ts not worth explaining I could just say the dude is worse than epstine

[harsh shell]

son

[craggy venture]

Son son sahur

I thought he’ll get 40 years in prison but dude is just getting bailed tf out

[median niche]

do you know what bail means

[harsh shell]

just looked him up

wtf

[keen mango]

Who we looking up?

[craggy venture]

Hullo

[median niche]

geon

[craggy venture]

LMAOOO

[craggy venture]

Wait mb he has a bond price

[keen mango]

Oh fuck that guy

[vagrant nova]

i have ONLY been nice to you

[keen mango]

He looks creepy

[vagrant nova]

and this is what i get

[craggy venture]

And IS creepy

[harsh shell]

said the mean person guy

[median niche]

hes out now but he still has to go to court and if he loses that case he goes to jail

[craggy venture]

And people still glaze him

[craggy venture]

Fuck that guy tho

Jideon did a crazy play tho icl

[keen mango]

Jideon lowk a goat

[harsh shell]

alright ive heard enough

[craggy venture]

My favourite content creator

[keen mango]

Never liked him but I like what he's doing

[harsh shell]

nikita needs to release seasonal characters to fix this

its the only way

[craggy venture]

It’s gonna divide the playerbase

Or gonna increase the playerbase

It’s 50/50

[harsh shell]

tbh

i imagine most players will move to seasonal

even with wipes the game became super boring towards the end

[craggy venture]

It’s gonna be mixed

[harsh shell]

no wipe just looks like a snoozefest for anyone other than a completionist

[keen mango]

Pve will stay the same

[craggy venture]

Cuz I feel like mfs will be bored of seasonal wipe and then they’ll go back to perma

It’s like the crowd is endlessly switching sides

From time to time

That’s what I would think would happen

[keen mango]

I heard seasonal will have special events

[craggy venture]

And pve will stay the same

Or slowly dies

Eitherway

[keen mango]

But it's not a trusted source

[keen mango]

If we get prestige it won't die

[harsh shell]

i mean

[craggy venture]

It will extend life span

[harsh shell]

start of seasonal will probably be popping everytime it wipes

[craggy venture]

But what happens after a long time

[keen mango]

More prestiges will be added

[harsh shell]

tbh i hope that doesnt happen

im not tryna see prestige 358

[keen mango]

I think it should max out at 8

[rotund brook]

Hm let me check the logs

[vagrant nova]

do i have to bring lightkeeper anything when i visit him for the first time ?

[solid trout]

For Last Hero, CheckPoint, and ShootOut, the logic that invalidated a match when one or more players disconnected and failed to return in time has been disabled;

From newest Arena patch note

[vagrant nova]

yoooo

dont check the logs

u should go to sleep

[keen mango]

Moonshine

Kidding

I don' tthink you do

[chrome token]

interesting choice but I suppose people would prefer it to continue

[rotund brook]

Nope

[harsh shell]

woooowww

viinex how could you say that

you piece of shit

[rotund brook]

Lmfao

[vagrant nova]

im sorriii

[solid trout]

The problem was more people would complete tasks/level weapons etc, but if the match got cancelled it didn't count at all, even if you completed the match

[harsh shell]

ban viinex

[vagrant nova]

also i got lightkeeper the first time :D

[solid trout]

So now this means those modes wont invalidate and quests can be completed even if someone DCs early

[chrome token]

oh yeah thats annoying asf

[wintry tendon]

[rotund brook]

I cant. Viinex has to join me for painful raids this weekend

Where I die instantaneously 4-20 times in a row

[wintry tendon]

what u run on arena

[vagrant nova]

i will GLADLY play with you

[wintry tendon]

and anyone else whats ur fav class arena

[rotund brook]

I like the uh tutorial

[wintry tendon]

my gf like that too

she hates real game

[rotund brook]

No I think actually the real game is the tutorial

I think I’m almost finished with the base game tutorial now

[wintry tendon]

[chrome token]

I try to play a little of all, currently running p90 to unlock supressed fn57, enforced I love, I run auto AA-12 or m60 with full lvl5 armor cause I can, AMX on marksman so I mostly just have to hit you somewhere, sa58 on assault cause it reminds me of the FAL and I love it

[rotund brook]

I’ve been working on it for a few months and I think I’m almost done

[chrome token]

I see many who have not gotten to the part in the tutorial that unlocks google search

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-gif-13300554827147211351

[unique agate]

scout got tier 6 armor💀 💀

WHAT ARE WE DOING

[keen mango]

It shouldn't

[unique agate]

HIT REG IS ALREADY BAD WHY DO WE NEED TANKIER PEOPLE

a class with t6 armor + ammo thats able to pen t4 is just bad

[rotund brook]

No way

[keen mango]

Maybe if you hit your shots?

[unique agate]

Assault will now be able to absorb more damage, while Scout receives a specially configured Class 6 plate with unique characteristics.

[vagrant nova]

why would altarion do this

[rotund brook]

Chatgpt is this true

[keen mango]

Hello I am cody I will be replacing ChatGPT

[rotund brook]

I gave my job away to ai

[unique agate]

Scout will retain only Class 3 protection masks and gain more chest protection at the cost of head protection, while Enforcer remains the most heavily armored class.

[chrome token]

[unique agate]

We hope these changes will increase the number of exciting duel-like firefights where player aiming skill plays the key role in securing victory.

[vagrant nova]

the world when its our time to turn to adults

[unique agate]

i mean yeah just hit head but like its still bad

[chrome token]

I can run altyn XD

[vagrant nova]

how is the shared bedroom marked key btw ? 250K for 10 uses

[keen mango]

Horrible

Worse marked room

[vagrant nova]

what are the chances of pulling a keycard tho

i mean if u pull one coloured keycard you made a profit

[unique agate]

assault got t5 at least

yay we are eating good

[vagrant nova]

wtf ?

[unique agate]

shame i cant put it on my as val loadout

the only one i play💀

[keen mango]

Wiki says very rare

[vagrant nova]

why the fuck would they give assault tier 5

[unique agate]

why the fuck would they give scout t6

[vagrant nova]

assault is pretty much good at everything

[keen mango]

Where are you seeing this

[unique agate]

twitter

[keen mango]

Link it

[unique agate]

@tarkovarena

[vagrant nova]

scout i can MAYBE understand but assault ??

[unique agate]

https://x.com/tarkovarena/status/2052678965601435672

idk i feel like this is bad just remove enforcer

[keen mango]

Ah yes let's give scout T6 body but no don't worry they only have t3 helms

[unique agate]

but now that assault has t5 at least scouts wont be able to pen as much

with t4 ammo

but smgs are headtappers anyway

[keen mango]

Ah yes we know that the guns are op but it's okay because we buffed the armor you can run

Because everyone only uses ash12 and rpdn

[vagrant nova]

@knotty musk AKs in arena have access to MAI ap now :D

well the ak104 types

[rotund brook]

Remove all classes and add wildlife photography to arena

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-bingus-cat-funny-bingus-magic-gif-12713163214940695551

[chrome token]

peak

[warped canyon]

THEY STOLE MY BACKGROUND

[rotund brook]

Larchard I agree with this assessment

[keen mango]

AXMC and Sako got ergo buff?

[topaz patio]

[vagrant nova]

bsg balancing dev gotta be a myth made up by big gameplay balance

[keen mango]

Oh wow P22 is gone now

Do they really want everyone on shootout

[vagrant nova]

damn they reduced the ps12b penetration by ONE (1) point

[keen mango]

Doubled the kill experience and weapon progression

[chrome token]

crazy changes incoming

[quiet salmon]

the onion journalists are fuming rn

[rotund brook]

Well the bigger issue is that shootout just wasn’t worth it because these were too low

[chrome token]

reality might put them out of business

[keen mango]

Fair

I don't think scout shoulda got T6

[unique agate]

dw bro ash 12 ps12b has one less penetration

definitely the nerf it needed🙏

[keen mango]

Oh my god we are saved

[rotund brook]

Yea no one’s using the NL545 so we are safe I think

[vagrant nova]

hahaha

[topaz patio]

and it's still worse than fort checkpoint ✊ ✊ ✊

[keen mango]

At least I don't need to use a sks anymore for mai ap

[keen mango]

I love fort chp

Once you know the angles it's amazing

[unique agate]

i really hope they rebalance audio

[rotund brook]

We’ve decided to fire arena and replace it with ai

[unique agate]

its so fun getting earblasted every game because theres an RPD or a PKM in or an m60 in the match

[vagrant nova]

can i kill other pmcs on the LK island ?

[keen mango]

No

[unique agate]

no

[warped canyon]

no

[vagrant nova]

okay gotcha

[unique agate]

i mean tehcnically you can

[quiet salmon]

fort sucks ass no one can say anything to defend it

[unique agate]

but you shouldnt

[topaz patio]

angles are a myth made up by big shift+w

[rotund brook]

It has a cool name

[unique agate]

real

[quiet salmon]

lets spend 35 seconds running from spawn to get to combat

[vagrant nova]

@acoustic otter

[topaz patio]

see fort

fort is just right

[vagrant nova]

ento made me play fort so many times i enjoy the map now lmao

[rotund brook]

Maybe you just need to uh. Not die in combat so you run less

[quiet salmon]

lets also start the game to see if we get the 50% chance to get the good side of the map that is heavily biased spawn camping

[topaz patio]

Naturally, your subconscious realised it's the superiour option

[knotty musk]

so wow scout has class 6 armour now

[rotund brook]

Mine didn’t I don’t even know which map fort is

[knotty musk]

bsg what are you doing

[topaz patio]

i'll take you to that magical place some day dw

[keen mango]

Without rage quiting?

[vagrant nova]

lmao

[rotund brook]

Mb I dmed Nikita I was like “make it worse” and he did

[vagrant nova]

i like it now

[coral flax]

Best arena gamemode for levelling gun skills?

[keen mango]

Checkpoint

[topaz patio]

never in my life have i once rage quit an arena match

you can try your best and call me leaving pointless matches that, but there's no rage behind those decisions

[keen mango]

Or last hero

[keen mango]

Okay...

Sure

[topaz patio]

match unfruitful = leave -> go next

also change servers if it's 3am

[keen mango]

I'll call it what you want me to think it is

[topaz patio]

it is what it is

choosing to spare myself 15 wasted minutes

[keen mango]

Or could get gun progression

[topaz patio]

don't care

[vagrant nova]

damn bruh i got one axel parrout of the shared bedroom marked room wtf 😭

[topaz patio]

quite literally couldn't care less about gun progression
I use 4 guns and that's it

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hide-hiding-gif-16879875349769451150

[topaz patio]

[keen mango]

told you lmao

[chrome fog]

Why are people paying 50K for a ACE Stock plus Pad if a PDW Stock for 8k has the same stats but plus 8 Ergo

[vagrant nova]

no u didnt

[keen mango]

I said it's the worse marked room

[vagrant nova]

why are you lying to me like that

[keen mango]

Why are you lying

[raven mason]

Never correct your enemies mistake

[keen mango]

Just shhhh don't worry

[cursive relic]

wait so arena lost a bunch of guns with 0.5?

[keen mango]

Yeah

[vagrant nova]

ive been a viper supporter since day one

[wild vault]

Lads quick question..
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/support/knowledge/389

Reguarding the Support part of the website, it says May 9th there might be a discount..
Is it confirmed this year we will have a discount or nah.

[cursive relic]

has it been an actually positive change cause it seems kinda lame

[keen mango]

No one knows about discounts

[chrome fog]

slaps on a short HK416 with 90 Ergo

[rotund brook]

Nothing is confirmed all you can do is guess based on past sales

??sales

[raven mason]

its guns nobody cared about really unless you went out of ur way to play them, helps new players pick better guns i guess

[reef condor]

You can find a list of previous sale dates, durations, and price reduction percentages here. This can give you a good idea of an upcoming sale. #general-chat message

[rotund brook]

@wild vault

[cursive relic]

i mean sks, scar-h, uzi and mosin were all stuff I did genuinely see people use

[knotty musk]

time to loot all of the marked rooms yippieee

[keen mango]

Question is GTB the way this discord connects to bsg?

[raven mason]

those are all still in the game

they are just gone from the armory tab so u cant progress them

but you can still equip them

[cursive relic]

ohh

[rotund brook]

This is a BINGO discord

We play bingo

[cursive relic]

thanks that makes more sense

[knotty musk]

bingo

[keen mango]

bingo

[raven mason]

👍🏻

[wild vault]

Ok, am gonna cope there is. I just redeem so many stuff due to read that article "Usually, they are timed to various dates - February 23, the birthday of the company, May 9, New Year, etc."
But sadly if it passes am gonna sadge. Just redeem them say 12hours ago and it stays in there for 7 days if read correctly between the wikis.

But thanks for the info.

[chrome fog]

got absolutely dominated by a guy with a long ass mosin on Factory Shootout 🥴 some guys are just chads

[dusky mason]

Bingo bengo bingo bich bach boch

[vagrant nova]

uh help

lightkeeper is just standing here

[knotty musk]

hes watching

[vagrant nova]

and not doing anything lmao

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/greg-sb-gif-sponge-bob-menacingly-sb-menacingly-sb-patrick-menacingly-fc-blairhall-primary-gif-gif-25308554

[cursive relic]

new shootout fun? i havent tried yet

[keen mango]

Thank you Butch

[dusky mason]

Jojo pose lk

[keen mango]

Exactly what I wanted to see posted

[vagrant nova]

i lost connection wtf

[unique agate]

314 any good?

[knotty musk]

uh oh

[vagrant nova]

why is lightkeeper ddossing my IP

[dusky mason]

Divine intervention

[keen mango]

That could be why

[dusky mason]

Yes

[keen mango]

One of the best marked rooms

[dusky mason]

The best*

[unique agate]

got it from cultist circle yesterday

[chrome fog]

its my favourite map in Arena, youll love it if youre into CQB

[keen mango]

Depends

[unique agate]

deciding on whether to sell it or not

[knotty musk]

i have to hit every single marked room rn

[rotund brook]

It is fun. Hopefully with the new buffs to xp it’s worth playing.

[knotty musk]

i just spent like 14 mil on 2 keys

[dusky mason]

I don't like reserve sooo but dorms is a clusterfuck true

[chrome token]

they removed death shadow mask for enforcer, oh what ever will I do to protect my face now?

[vagrant nova]

pocket change for a guy like me

[cursive relic]

glad to hear honestly, I really liked old shootout but the new iteration does just seem to fix like all the problems I had with it

[knotty musk]

i spent 9 mil on sj6s yesterday

[keen mango]

Wait couldn't you wear it with Alt

[vagrant nova]

jesus

[dusky mason]

Wow

[cursive relic]

yeah I'm happy to see factory in arena lol

[knotty musk]

i bought 54 of them from some guy

[chrome token]

yeah but you can still just have an altyn which is perfectly fine lol

[knotty musk]

got fed up of buying one after each raid

[dusky mason]

The 500m route for survivor is just wayyy too much

[chrome token]

its like a tiny bit worse

[chrome fog]

just drip yourself out with a pompon hat and sunglasses, head protection is overrated in arena

[chrome token]

Im addicted to the rush of getting a headache

[raven mason]

any tips on how to gather the 40 bitcoins fast if u dont feel like playing labs?

[dusky mason]

Fallen is like 200m if you take into account the 40 kits and 50 military which is ok

[dusky mason]

Bitcoin farm and do the mechanic trade

[knotty musk]

thats if you keep the case as well

[chrome fog]

extra mag or the 10% chance of tanking a bullet, up to you

[dusky mason]

Plau concordia streets

[knotty musk]

if you give the case then you dont have to give all that over

[dusky mason]

True true

But if you don't give case...

[chrome token]

mags? this is enforcer

[dusky mason]

YOU HAVE TO DO LIGHTKEEPER

AHHHHH

[knotty musk]

you have to do lightkeeper either way

[chrome token]

tf is a "spare mag?"

[cursive relic]

outside of labs i found all my btc in the shoreline arena key room lol
probably just coincidence of course but i do find one there semi often

[dusky mason]

I prefer to give 60m more then do lk

You don't have to ?

For fallen

[chrome fog]

oh

[dusky mason]

If you kept the case

[knotty musk]

oh for fallen you dont yeah

[vagrant nova]

ngl lightkeeper is cool asf

[dusky mason]

Why al doung that ending lol

[fleet monolith]

hi i just bought usec vector and k4 pants its giving me back end error i rerestarted my game and now the cloths are gone and and my money to

[chrome token]

#getscammed

[dusky mason]

Did all my lh quests in 3 days compared to the a week and an half it took le with assesment

[fleet monolith]

🤣

what should i do

[dusky mason]

Do a support ticket or smh

[chrome token]

Nikkita wanted your rubles

[chrome token]

open a ticket and pray they like you

[fleet monolith]

how do i open the ticket i dont see any channel for ticket

[chrome fog]

and wait 3 months to get an answer xd

[chrome token]

maybe buy some apparel with irl money to improve your chances by 1%

[chrome token]

yes very fast

[keen mango]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/813521804710117386

[chrome token]

this for in game?

[knotty musk]

no

modmail is for discord issues

??support

[reef condor]

[e-mail]

[knotty musk]

email support for a ticket

[knotty musk]

modmail is not for bsg support

its for moderation