eft-chat

[fading goblet]

You don't need BPs

Once I killed him with AP 6.3 while doing test drive 🤣

[keen mango]

You don't need bp for it?

[fading goblet]

Tbh i was crafting pab9s and m80a1 for few hundred hours

[royal sinew]

the P4 stock AK killa hunter isnt real.

he cant hurt me.

[fading goblet]

What do you even mean

I thought you want BP rounds to kill Killa

[keen mango]

No

I mean for the hand guard

[fading goblet]

I am talking about tracksuit

[keen mango]

The gridlok

[royal sinew]

nl545
95 rounds of BT kills anything at 800 rpm

[harsh shell]

man you really are fucked up

[fading goblet]

BP is for colored version of gridlock

[fading goblet]

Wtf you mena

I reply to message talking about tracksuit

[keen mango]

I have it all for black and I need arena

[fading goblet]

I say tracksuit

[harsh shell]

its okay bro

interchange cant hurt you anymore

[fading goblet]

Tracksuit

Must farm Killa

[harsh shell]

💔

[fading goblet]

Sad thing was that my duo went and farmed tracksuit soon after me

[royal sinew]

my friends wont even get on tarkov

same fuckers who play create mod

[glad wadi]

friends 😭 nice try

[royal sinew]

and make insane builds

but ONE customs raid too scary

[fading goblet]

I met tarkov friends in Tarkov

[royal sinew]

ive met altarion

altarion stopped playing

most people on here also just call you slurs if you piss them off a bit

[keen mango]

Okay arena in the morning

[rotund brook]

Rysko

[keen mango]

@royal sinew

Mf really grabbed the water first

[royal sinew]

whar u wan

[royal sinew]

?

[keen mango]

#videos message

[royal sinew]

BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS AI

HE SLID

I WAS RELAXED

[keen mango]

Lmao

[royal sinew]

i hope he heard it

i hope he saw the 95 rounder

im trying this P4s AK74U base kit BP meta

if this shit works im gonna tweak

[harsh shell]

john

[fading goblet]

Idk just

Play arena

Like lvl 60 BP

[keen mango]

I will

[harsh shell]

yuck

[fading goblet]

Not tactical map

[royal sinew]

btw i've realized SJ6/Trim are NOT worth for tracksuit

[keen mango]

Unlike some people

[royal sinew]

you either spawn near him and get killa or you dont

[keen mango]

I enjoy arena

[fading goblet]

They are

[royal sinew]

otherwise mfs usually kill him

[rotund brook]

Not tru

[royal sinew]

havent had a single killa kill where i needed it

[harsh shell]

jacob

[royal sinew]

get yo athleticism up

[fading goblet]

No, literally SJ6 made big difference for me

[rotund brook]

Gregory

[fading goblet]

And I had endurance and strenght elite while farming him

[keen mango]

Hey Brian

[harsh shell]

💔

[fading goblet]

Even for exists makes kt simpler and faster to use SJ6

[royal sinew]

idk twin im never contesting for killa mainly just fighting random mfs inbetween locs

[fading goblet]

Many times I went through whole map and found him at opposite side chilling in cornor, noone found him

Also sometimes when you hear someone else hunting him

And you have RPK

Start spraying air

He will rush you and you free kill him

Because he approches like you are Killa, not player

So he is free xddd

Happened like once

[rotund brook]

[fading goblet]

But if i tried to do it more times

I could have baited many khunters

[sharp sandal]

wha

how are you still awake

go bed

[fading goblet]

Imagine sleeping

[rotund brook]

Poker

[fading goblet]

Just drink 13 monsters daily

[harsh shell]

of course hes gambling

[fading goblet]

And you don't ever need to sleep

[harsh shell]

flavour?

[fading goblet]

Landp norris

Or White

Or green

[harsh shell]

my brother just another me

[fading goblet]

The ones without sugar

[rotund brook]

Listen no one else is going to lose the money to pay the bills

I keep the lights off in this place

[fading goblet]

Are you slovak?

Your name sounds slovak

[royal sinew]

ofc the monkey farming killa has a silent nade

yeah no i love losing

thats so cool i love losing to dogshit

glad i brought the shitkit

dogshit player wins from a bug

[keen mango]

How far along are you

[harsh shell]

no

im not good at names so i just took a word and starting fucking with the letters until i had a name sounding word

came from risk

[keen mango]

Nice

[harsh shell]

true..

[rotund brook]

Yea rysko’s real name is ||Skrillex||

[harsh shell]

this is NOT my name

[royal sinew]

#videos message

this is fun and exciting

im having fun.

[harsh shell]

lmao

[royal sinew]

no audio

ZERO

[harsh shell]

i once had a sanitar guard nade me without saying nade

you can imagine how that went

[royal sinew]

I DIDNT EVEN HEAR IT LAND

[harsh shell]

yeah

that was fucked

[royal sinew]

THIS SHIT IS SO ASS

[rotund brook]

Ok ||Skrillex||

[royal sinew]

I COULDA WON AGAINST THAT SHITTER

HE WAS FULLY KITTED AND FUMBLED

3 min queue my servers are becoming alive

this fucking sucks

[woven nexus]

The Audio has been bad for me too, I got PMCs running in the room next to me pushing with zero audio 🤷🏼‍♂️

[strange birch]

Its okay man, let it all out

[vital sail]

maybe impact?

cuz you can hear the pin being pulled

[strange birch]

Nah impact has different sounds

That was a normal nade

[vital sail]

sheesh kebab

[astral jolt]

how am i supposed to get all the figurines if only one spawn is open per raid

[vital sail]

huh

[astral jolt]

laby

[vital sail]

go out and loot the map

if you want figures tho

go to labs and open yellow and violet

[astral jolt]

bro the LABY figurines

[vital sail]

oh

get lucky?

[astral jolt]

i did

ish

spikey twice in a row

nvm not lucky

[royal sinew]

interchange gotta be my favorite CIA tactic

i fucking love interchange rn

in 3 raids that'll be hate

[sacred saddle]

Hey at least its not woods

[royal sinew]

nah i mained woods

i cant fucking stand this map

interchange could be so good if shitters werent on it

[sacred saddle]

I dont mind interchange myself, except for killas powersliding bs

Woods though, woods can eat at least half of my jurassic ass

its very dull

[royal sinew]

just too fucking big

it dont gotta be

[raven mason]

So will bears ever get a advantage like usecs do on lighthouse?

seems like going bear is useless unless for the good drip

[noble thicket]

Sometimes, whenever I spawn at interchange, I could hear a granate explosion.

I came to where the explosion was and there is almost 99% of times is a death body of a cheater.

[royal sinew]

get good u dont need USUCC

[noble thicket]

Most people playing bear

[vital sail]

what does being usec give you

[raven mason]

rogues on lighthouse dont shoot you at sight

[raven mason]

ok not my point

[royal sinew]

good thing: i killed killa
bad thing: forgor med 🥀

fell over and died

the one time shithead had luger

[vital sail]

bro forgor

[royal sinew]

3 bleeds

[vital sail]

guess you..

fell for him

tough crowd

[floral edge]

3 mins to get in an arena match

[thorn crypt]

How can I find my location with take a screenshot in game ? I remember once I did it but rn I cannot find it

[noble thicket]

That's a myth.

[slate flint]

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[reef condor]

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[noble thicket]

Maybe they aren't shooting you at sight for 0.0001 second, but, I don't think so

[raven mason]

ok, you should play lighthouse sometime

[noble thicket]

I am. They shot you anyway.

Even if you far away.

But I am not letting them kill me from a far

[noble thicket]

But the new spawn behind their base is fqsbuw hell

[raven mason]

They become hostile to you for a couple of raids after you kill them or enter one of the main buildings in the water treatment or if you play in the same group as a Bear

But if you do none of those things u can pretty much walk up to their camp and even go around it to the train yard without getting shot at

[noble thicket]

Never happened even for once🙏

But, I will try to check it again.

I am USEC anyway

Not because of some mythical protection, but because of Nikita's voice in English

[raven mason]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Rogues#:~:text=USEC PMCs and Scavs. To USECs%2C Rogues will only engage if you shoot at them or go within a close distance of them%2C otherwise they will kill on sight if you are in a group with a BEAR PMC.

[noble thicket]

But, yeah, alright. It might actually work.

[shy dune]

oh

[tiny flame]

Careful, some people don't like it when mistakes are shown

[noble thicket]

[neon orchid]

arena is so shit i disconnect every two minutes

[sacred saddle]

I just started on the lightkeeper stuff and eveery time i have spawned up at the ass end of trainstation

Its not been fun

New lighthouse spawns suck the fattest ass

[floral edge]

could be worse you could have an open micer

[arctic osprey]

killed a trio on labs after they killed a quad lol, one of them was lvl 71

so much fucken loot

[noble thicket]

It's only good for Punisher, if you run into PMC spawn near you.

[calm nest]

Second someone starts yapping with useless comms whole team gets muted

[knotty musk]

No fun allowed

I hardcore yap in arena

[noble thicket]

[floral edge]

speaker users 🥀

[calm nest]

No I just don’t want my eardrums ruptured by someone yelling in my ear “HES ON YOUR RIGHT ON THE CAR”

During a 1v3

[keen mango]

What servers are these

[calm nest]

When I can fucking hear where they all are

[floral edge]

dunno

y

[royal sinew]

crackhead gun

[floral edge]

whats wrong with it

[royal sinew]

you SBRed a fucking model 1 and run it w/ irons

[calm nest]

I don’t know what it is with teammates obsession to backseat the top frag tracksuiter when they’re 2-6 on round 7 of a chop shop game

[teal pond]

Probably the most normal m4 ever 😭

[floral edge]

m4a4 drip

[calm nest]

But it’s so. Fucking. Loud.

[royal sinew]

no reddot no nothing

fuck off cs player

[royal sinew]

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT IMMEDIATELY

NO ONE LIKES AN M4A4

[knotty musk]

"Top frag tracksuiter" might be the cringiest thing I've ever heard

[floral edge]

i cant make an m4a1s

dont have the stock m4 handguard in arena

which is fucking stupid btw

[royal sinew]

@floral edge make an M4 howl

skin it with red yellow

[shy dune]

TITAN HOLO

[tawny berry]

he better have the suppressed usp

[royal sinew]

TITAN HOLO TITAN HOLO TITAN HOLO

[tawny berry]

and the t has deagle or glock

[floral edge]

oh shit good point

i didnt add secondaries

after this game

3m is also not in arena so i cant make the t accurate

which is also fucking stupid

just give us everything

[royal sinew]

i wanna see an arena tourney in BG yeah

but everyone has to larp as CSGO chars

[tawny berry]

lmao

[royal sinew]

defenders MUST play CT chars

no one can aim its all pointfire

[floral edge]

i'll try make an m4a1s after this

[royal sinew]

attackers must play T chars

[floral edge]

but again that normal m4 hg is just not available

[calm nest]

Makes T and CT class

Doesn’t play blast gang

[royal sinew]

tbh understandable

[floral edge]

blast gang in solo queue?

suck my nuts lmao

[royal sinew]

blast gang in general 🥀

[calm nest]

Blast game pisses me off and the professional part 1 is HORRID design

[royal sinew]

"im gonna queue into a 5stack with comms/callouts and lineups while my teammates are genuinely disabled mentally"

i love BG fr

[calm nest]

Coulda been “win a round by planting or defusing the bomb as a team”

But no

Teammates have to fight over the bomb

And bait each other into getting killed for the 3 plants

[floral edge]

need level 4 on usp for threaded barrel

fuck that

[dapper lion]

The devs need to add a feature where you cannot uninstall the game until you have escaped from Terminal at least once

[glad wadi]

Whos doing great heights part 3 with me

[wind vessel]

why does everyone hate arena shits pretty fun

[glad wadi]

Everyone here hates everything

[astral idol]

is arena down?

[knotty musk]

Its fun for the first 50 hours and then it's a miserable mess

Riddled with bad decisions

[wind vessel]

no there is just no one on besides quick match, last hero and checkpoint

[knotty musk]

Like custom classes. That was a mistake

[tawny berry]

and no inertia

[knotty musk]

And the inertia

[wind vessel]

i like it? hows it different ferom tarkov? gives new players an opportunity to refine their skills

[tawny berry]

it should just be the same as main game

[astral idol]

arena felt tough at first but it got enjoyable tbh

[wind vessel]

well we arent carrying backpacks

[knotty musk]

The skills don't translate. Bullet velocity and movement are completely different

[wind vessel]

ive put in well over 50 hours and it beats scav running and insta dying as a method of getting roubles

[wind vessel]

peaking and basic stuff that differs from most shooters tho

like knowign when to run

[calm nest]

New balancing is horrendous and it’s not fun getting prefired by RPD enforcers with Altyn T5 or scouts with T5 P90

While they AD strafe

[tropic iris]

no inertia

[astral idol]

only really played it for the quests but arena is just like a unique cod kind of experience

[calm nest]

All you have to do in arena is just Altyn RPD and start AD spamming

[wind vessel]

either way shootout is the most fun ive had in arena and honestly most of tarkov

[royal sinew]

enforcer is counterable with audio/visual. scout just needs a change.

[wind vessel]

2v2v2v2v2 is thje perfect game mode

[calm nest]

Shootout is the only good mode currently, shame 3/4 maps are dead asf with 10 minute queues

Factory is mid

[wind vessel]

facts, its dead rn, i hate factory too cuz it forces u to use close range

and so many rat spots

[astral idol]

the 5v5 one is pretty fun too thou

[wind vessel]

i like 5v5 and shootout

[nova niche]

Biggest mistake with Arena was them wanting it to be “esports ready”

[royal sinew]

@floral edge i copied your m4a4 im gonna larp as a CT and use a howl

[calm nest]

Factory is ass because of the players

[knotty musk]

True

[nova niche]

If they had focused more on actual fun

[calm nest]

The ASh-12 spam is aids

[wind vessel]

checkpoint is too bullshit and last hero the spawns are aids

[knotty musk]

The preset trees were fun

[nova niche]

And making it an enjoyable game rather than a platform

It would have succeeded

[knotty musk]

Scuffed shit kits

[nova niche]

In my eyes arena is a failed game

It only exists now to give tarkov cosmetics and cash

[knotty musk]

Everyone running sag ak 545 with no dust cover and canted grip

[wind vessel]

idk i urge all to try out the new shootout mode

[tropic iris]

and making the game fun rather than force tarkov players to play arena daily to get xp and attachments

[wind vessel]

its actually fun

[calm nest]

Teamfight is fun sometimes but infuriating when you have to consistently drag your team every single game because you get 3 rat PvE players going double negative all game

[wind vessel]

especially when ur teamate has a mic

[wind vessel]

tru thats why shootouts on top

i could play shootout for hours but i needa grind tarkov

[knotty musk]

I do hate arena

I think it's a bad game

[astral idol]

teamfight is fun when its equal but sometimes the enemy on some crack

[royal sinew]

mpx of quakemaker vs butcher 🥀

[wind vessel]

you are playing escape from tarkov

games already bad

[knotty musk]

However while the cosmetics remain better than anything you can get in tarkov, I will continue playing

[calm nest]

It’s fucking dumb they make a 46 part taskline and it barely makes you play shootout

[knotty musk]

Tarkov isn't a bad game

[nova niche]

Tarkov has issues

[calm nest]

It’s tiring playing 30 games of checkpoint

[nova niche]

But its a decent game

[noble thicket]

[wind vessel]

cuz theyh just added it ngl

[nova niche]

Arena is a bad game

[wind vessel]

theyll probably fix that soon

[nova niche]

If arena had no cosmetics or arena transfer

[tropic iris]

i mean.. they do make the game better and better with small changes

[wind vessel]

i wouldnt say bad

[nova niche]

The player count would be minimal

[calm nest]

Yeah, shootout was re-added in the SAME update.

[wind vessel]

i dont even need the rouble transfer honestly i could 2 min scav run on factory but thatrs no fun

[calm nest]

Why the hell wouldn’t they drive people to try the new mode?

[wind vessel]

but yea i wouldnt play daily without it

[tropic iris]

remember when it just came out? there was no transfer but at least the presets were a bit fun to grind

[wind vessel]

damn it existed before

im sad i never knew about it

[knotty musk]

It was better before as well

[nova niche]

Yeah but that was then, not now

[unique agate]

so icebreaker is gonna be a solo experience?

[royal sinew]

i made a ECO round scout with a UMP 😭

[wind vessel]

i do not like the idea of grinding presets

[nova niche]

TarkovTV tomorrow

[wind vessel]

i hate that shit in shooter games

[knotty musk]

There was 2v2 and 3v3 and when you weren't playing, you were physically spectating in the rafters

[wind vessel]

everyone just runs the most op preset

[unique agate]

wipe tomorrow

[wind vessel]

and yea u guysll say ppl just run the most op guns but there is true variety at least

[knotty musk]

Everyone does this in arena now

[nova niche]

The issue with the preset system

Was that it was based on your previously played preset, that picked your next lobby

So you could go in with the lowest tier

Then next match

[floral edge]

think this is the best i can do with the m4

[wind vessel]

true, but there is more variety at least and i get more kills with guns im uised to from tarkov

[nova niche]

Highest tier

And it would put u in low tier

[tropic iris]

is there? why get some incredibly expensive gun when you can just run model1

[unique agate]

holy thats a nice looking gun

[calm nest]

Arena meta has been bad since the class changes and now it’s worse

[unique agate]

bro playing csgo

[calm nest]

Classes had identity before and now they don’t

[wind vessel]

cuz u like the gun thats the whole point they are all viable

[royal sinew]

that was their point

[knotty musk]

It wasn't even like this at first either. This was their first attempt at a matchmaking system for the presets

[wind vessel]

thne only thing thats nto viable in arena are shotguns

[knotty musk]

There were so many better options for it

[floral edge]

you alr know

[calm nest]

Scout is just enforcer 2.0 with a P90 that spams even more effective, enforcer is low skill

[royal sinew]

shoulda just been a system to pick ur tier

[topaz patio]

wat de hel

[calm nest]

Assault does everything and marksman is slowly losing a purpose

[tropic iris]

yeah but one gun costs some gp/lega and for other you have to grind

[unique agate]

ive seen a guy on tiktok that plays deagle only in arena and doesnt ADS

[knotty musk]

There was right before they took it all out

[unique agate]

his clips were insane

[wind vessel]

gp is so easy to get

[unique agate]

screw headphones and just go with the SAS gas mask

[royal sinew]

rate the eco round fit @floral edge this is your fault btw you made me get on arena #screenshots message

[calm nest]

Probably bottom frags every game farming clips💀

[floral edge]

i wanted to go for the fbi since thats what i use so i took com 4s

[wind vessel]

u can also just refresh the quest till its a gamemode u likle

[unique agate]

yeah but it looked cool

[floral edge]

but not a lot of options for clothing and gear

[royal sinew]

i meant to begin with

[floral edge]

aura

[calm nest]

Arena montages are so funny for that reason

[unique agate]

i hope they dont drop the ball with ranked

[knotty musk]

They will

[unique agate]

and that proper matchmaking and gun selection will be introduced

[knotty musk]

Just like the rest of arena

[royal sinew]

based off the mfs with the helmets and orange AF glasses

[calm nest]

Yeah dude I could hit a 360 once a game and post it but an 80% win rate is more impressive

[unique agate]

no crutch guns like ash12 just pure meta guns

[trim plinth]

Ranked being good???

[knotty musk]

Somehow they'll fumbled overrun mode as well

[trim plinth]

Never happening

[unique agate]

and make it blastgang only

what id like for arena would be better nade throwing as well

[trim plinth]

God I really hope not

[royal sinew]

woulda loved it like a horde shooter with a $ counter or sum

[unique agate]

the one we had back in old tarky days

[calm nest]

Omg make ranked have a pre-game ban system for weapons and shit

PLEASE

[nova niche]

Dont mention overrun its breaking my heart

[calm nest]

Lemme ban ASh-12

[knotty musk]

Its never coming Sylvia

And if it does

[floral edge]

i know who you mean

[knotty musk]

It'll be a let down

[unique agate]

just ban it from ranked entirely

[trim plinth]

I think is over for us….

[nova niche]

[tropic iris]

then they gotta rebalance presets and stuff, and you know it will be BAD bad

[unique agate]

brb gonna keep learning warlock in dark and darker

[calm nest]

Nuke ASh-12

[floral edge]

fuck overrun hop on we're cs larping

[nova niche]

Ok

[lofty jolt]

lol

half of the ppl who play arena only do it for the dailies

[unique agate]

butch whats a good squire kit for kriss dagger crystal ball warlock

[tropic iris]

more than half

[lofty jolt]

so gl getting a game if your anywhere near high elo

[tropic iris]

there is nothing to do except dailys

[lofty jolt]

there's about 50 of you

[knotty musk]

Never used daggers. Always used falchion and ball

[wind vessel]

bruh ofc its a shooter game

thats like saying there is nothing to do in cod

[knotty musk]

Arena excels when the new season starts and then it lasts for about a week

Then you finish all the season content and stop playing

[nova niche]

Falchion mentioned

[knotty musk]

Longsword better now tho

[glad wadi]

we are washed and cooked

stacks in shambles

[royal sinew]

i fucking hate EU tarkov so much

first arena game

[knotty musk]

You're never on geon

[royal sinew]

2 british 40 year olds yelling in my ear

entire enemy team is sweating and dogshit but has meta kits

my team has garbage on

im getting off again

[glad wadi]

im on everyday

[latent citrus]

honestly id say the 360 and deagle guy is cooler because whatevr lots of people have good winrates and kds

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi @nova niche I hereby release geon from his contract of getting me a troll pelt. We no longer have to farm troll anymore

[nova niche]

Longsword got nerfed

Wdym

[glad wadi]

hes given up

[nova niche]

Halberd is better now

[knotty musk]

We need to quest

[latent citrus]

ive never had a brit in my arena games its always commieblock countries

[glad wadi]

ill never fucking give up

[nova niche]

You have a better chance farming gold piles with me

[knotty musk]

And play water map

[knotty musk]

Fr

[nova niche]

When do new quests drop

[calm nest]

Making montages is cringe

[knotty musk]

We had a bunch this week

[calm nest]

Good shots aren’t impressive on arena

Main game is

[knotty musk]

No goblin quests tho

[nova niche]

Wdym

I didnt get on for 1 day

And they dropped quests

?

[knotty musk]

Yeah

Yesterday quests

[nova niche]

I hate them so much

Ironmace more like dumbmace

[knotty musk]

Stop it

[nova niche]

No

[knotty musk]

Yes

[nova niche]

Explode

[knotty musk]

We have quests to do

Also Sylvia

[nova niche]

Yes

[knotty musk]

I passed the first stage of my application

[nova niche]

Nice

[knotty musk]

3 more stages left

[royal sinew]

i have to deal with these "people"

because im european

[nova niche]

Then you can finally go get geon

[knotty musk]

Yep

[royal sinew]

genuinely miserable humans on tarkov aswell

somehow worse than normal

[knotty musk]

Geons getting lifted immediately

[glad wadi]

id suplex you

[knotty musk]

?????

[random walrus]

tagilla body pillow dropping when?

[nova niche]

You missed it

[smoky breach]

@nova niche what playing?

[royal sinew]

for some fucking reason every british person i see on tarkov is a dick

[unique agate]

i dont like falchion that much

[nova niche]

Nothing rn

[smoky breach]

Oh

[knotty musk]

Falchion is good for 1 handed

[vital sail]

of course you'd know

[unique agate]

honestly thinking of playing boc with crystal sword

[vital sail]

brits bro

[glad wadi]

Warlock is Halberd and spellbook

end of

[nova niche]

Falchion is good cuz of its consistent swings, range, and damage

Falchion fighter my beloved

[royal sinew]

i remember why i started buying BPs for items

instead of grinding them

its not even fun to deal with these "people"

enemy team is consistently meta sweats my team is consistently shit

[rigid sedge]

Does the domontovich ushanka still spawn?. iv literally only saw it on terminal. Its the last item i need for collector

[royal sinew]

yes

scavs wear them/bags

have fun!

[glad wadi]

im on at 5 guys

[royal sinew]

5 guys?

you hungry?

[glad wadi]

Nope I just had lunch

[warped canyon]

lvl 49 Intellect

[royal sinew]

still a dumdum

[unique agate]

bro is smartest pmc

[warped canyon]

ur still not banned?

[vital sail]

thats me

[warped canyon]

shamme

[quiet salmon]

@royal sinew the anger has enraged me enough

[warped canyon]

y u pink now

[royal sinew]

whar happen

[quiet salmon]

time to killa larp

[royal sinew]

im confused

I SWEAR TO FUCK

IF YOU SOMEHOW GET IN MY SERVERS

I WILL TWEAK

[quiet salmon]

spend 3 hours hunting car on interchungus

[royal sinew]

IM RUNNING RANDOM ASS SERVERS U BETTER NOT SOMEHOW GET IN

[warped canyon]

dog please for the love of god

[quiet salmon]

die to cheater 2 times

[warped canyon]

kill his ass

[royal sinew]

car?

[warped canyon]

Weak

[royal sinew]

twin what

[royal sinew]

LMAO I HAVENT DONE THAT EITHER

[warped canyon]

dog when ur going streets hmu

need that car aswell

[quiet salmon]

(I just have Customs & Interchange left)

[warped canyon]

last car

[quiet salmon]

queuing lies

[royal sinew]

I JUST NEED INTERCHANGE TOO

[warped canyon]

ah piss

[quiet salmon]

legit

had it last raid

[royal sinew]

wait mod are u NA or EU

[quiet salmon]

cheater wallbangs me so much 😭

I'm NA

[royal sinew]

ur NA right

[warped canyon]

Cheaters in NA?

thought u guys have less of those

[royal sinew]

u should join me on my killa hunting adventures ill give u his shit if we find him and we take car together im so bored doing it solo

i want thinkers

[warped canyon]

we can duo, i kill killa and utake the car

[royal sinew]

🥀

unironically i dont even want money i just want to find him quicker

[quiet salmon]

I could give it a run after this one

[royal sinew]

if ur willing fs

[vital sail]

i'm in! 0.1 seconds

[royal sinew]

i need insomnia kills so im down for night also i want to see that fucking IDEA spot

[warped canyon]

idea spot?

[royal sinew]

no

[quiet salmon]

don't worry about it

[royal sinew]

there is no idea spot

i lied

[stuck hornet]

Indeed I am

[warped canyon]

tf u talkin about

[quiet salmon]

I'd unironically would be fine doing baby sitting services full time if I knew I wouldn't have to reset my account or not for a future event

need to work on my 20 interchange kills + insomnia

[warped canyon]

y u need the 20 inter kills

[warped canyon]

i mean dont need it for kappa

but ye fair

[quiet salmon]

I really don't plan on prestiging

[warped canyon]

WAT

[quiet salmon]

I'd love to just not

[sharp sandal]

53 mins

[quiet salmon]

So many tasks I've never done/attempted because they're so late game + would love to skillmax

get max perception/search for future events

[knotty musk]

is russia west alive on woods yet

[warped canyon]

Butch tf

[knotty musk]

what

[warped canyon]

just go EU like a man

[sharp sandal]

no

[knotty musk]

?????

[sharp sandal]

russia west is better

[knotty musk]

i did go eu

[sharp sandal]

Objectively.

[knotty musk]

yesterday

and i dont hear noise in the raid for like 20 minutes

and then i just die

[merry sail]

[warped canyon]

Well

[knotty musk]

5/30 woods kills

[merry sail]

Quiet raids?

[warped canyon]

shouldve played better

good start tho

[knotty musk]

near dead raids

[royal sinew]

FUCKING TWAT

FUCK YOU KILLA AND YOUR STUPID NADE BULLSHIT

[warped canyon]

if you play russia tell me if u find MrGWhites

[merry sail]

I say it’s time for a wipe

I’m feeling it

[knotty musk]

i have to just sit and wait for noise or when im running around the map with shift w pressed constantly, people hear me coming from a mile away because theyre slow walking

and then i just die

[royal sinew]

WHY HE NO CALL MY NADE BUT HE CALL HIS OWN BEFORE HE DUNKS ME

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[quiet salmon]

mostly 99% of players are just running suppressors

[merry sail]

The wipe hype is growing in me

[merry sail]

Yup

[knotty musk]

i just have the story left until i reach p6 btw

[quiet salmon]

or applying lotion in spawn for 15 minutes

making sure their skin is hydrated

[knotty musk]

this

[molten trench]

Haven't seen him, but I've found 2 girls 1 kappa plenty of times

[warped canyon]

hes a 12k H Pres 6 dude

whos fkin trash at the game

[quiet salmon]

seen this guy on flea

[warped canyon]

but has ALOT of time xD

[quiet salmon]

I giggled so hard

[merry sail]

I haven’t played in so long

[knotty musk]

nanners get back on

please

[quiet salmon]

I'm playing with my dog right now

[warped canyon]

we found like 5 dogtags of him in 10 raids while reserve event

shit was funnyx

[knotty musk]

im 25 pmc kills and every marked room away from terminal rn

[molten trench]

Bro it's the way he builds his kits as well, bro was running raid bag with extra rigs inside for space on streets

[knotty musk]

ive done like 8 woods raids and its burning me out

i despise woods pvp

[vital sail]

ruble maxxing

[warped canyon]

maybe JUST maybe

[floral edge]

!reminder 18m airfryer

[reef condor]

✅ I will remind you in 18 minutes at May 7, 2026 at 12:29 UTC

[warped canyon]

go night raid

[quiet salmon]

I'm 0/15 woods mountain area kills + 2x 10 hour timegates on woods Butch

how do you feel

[topaz patio]

what are we frying

[warped canyon]

and hunt cultists while u on it

[royal sinew]

#screenshots message uwaaaa

[floral edge]

chicken

[warped canyon]

higher chance for cheaters thp

[topaz patio]

[royal sinew]

im never reachin 30/100

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/air-fryer-iron-man-clearly-clearly-you-dont-own-a-air-fryer-iron-man-clearly-you-dont-own-a-air-fryer-gif-7993878807645613694

[warped canyon]

just have a beeping one

[floral edge]

i do

[knotty musk]

why would i do that

[quiet salmon]

damn that was just me a bit ago

[floral edge]

my room is upstairs, fryer is downstairs

[royal sinew]

83.8 durability SA58 go kill killa

[warped canyon]

cuz ppl hunt them

[royal sinew]

HE FUCKING NADED MY SHIT

[warped canyon]

and you kill dem

[topaz patio]

put airfryer in room?

[warped canyon]

what larry said

[merry sail]

You have yours in your room?

[knotty musk]

just put your setup in the kitchen vani

i had a friend who did that

[floral edge]

nah

[warped canyon]

Ah piss, i put the food in the PC again instead of the microwave

[floral edge]

if i were to move it anywhere it would be to the sunroom, garage, or office

[warped canyon]

ah well

[floral edge]

garage would be fire as my gym is in there and theres a toilet

[merry sail]

Just get a Minecraft house. Everything in the same room

[keen mango]

Green maw

[nova niche]

Where am I

[merry sail]

Hi Cody

[topaz patio]

i've a friend whose airfryer is in the garage

[warped canyon]

Hell

[keen mango]

Hello

[floral edge]

attic

[nova niche]

Omg its mawmaw hi

[merry sail]

And sylv

[nova niche]

Guys its mawmaw

[warped canyon]

who?

[topaz patio]

meemaw?

[keen mango]

Maw

[nova niche]

@nova niche mawmaw

[knotty musk]

i need a gun to run on woods

[nova niche]

I pinged myself

[knotty musk]

ive lost so much m80

[warped canyon]

Spear

[nova niche]

Im so chopped

[knotty musk]

not running a shitty ass spear

[floral edge]

well done

[keen mango]

Old age is getting to you

[warped canyon]

MK16

[knotty musk]

get that piece of shit away from me

[merry sail]

[warped canyon]

TKPD

MK18

[knotty musk]

both those guns instantly get sold to ref

[topaz patio]

senile scav?

[warped canyon]

ur weak

[knotty musk]

no i just dont like gimmick guns

[warped canyon]

Ok what are the reqs butch

[keen mango]

You can make the mk18 have 34 ergo

[warped canyon]

no 762?

[knotty musk]

idk

[warped canyon]

G36 is rather cool now

[keen mango]

Try the Adar I made

[knotty musk]

im down to 800 m80

[warped canyon]

TX-15

[keen mango]

Lame

[knotty musk]

i killed a guy earlier who had tagilla mask on woods

[formal sluice]

It took me 20 minutes to load it (¯へ¯)

[warped canyon]

SVD

[formal sluice]

fuck

[knotty musk]

shit was so fried

im gonna bring mxlr to get a feel for how the servers are atm

[warped canyon]

MCX

Or honestly, a SKS is fire

[obsidian zephyr]

What's the most populated map? Ground zero or Interchange? Need to do Test drive 2(I hate myself and want to suffer)

[warped canyon]

GZ is faster

[merry sail]

^

[obsidian zephyr]

Streets is a no-go for me with the mp5

[warped canyon]

Inter is safer

[merry sail]

Gz is faster for sure

[warped canyon]

but GZ gets you kills faster

[knotty musk]

why

thats where i got all my kills

[obsidian zephyr]

I hardly come across other players on Interchange, sadly

[knotty musk]

streets mp5 goes hard

[cold brook]

Doesn’t change that it isn’t the best running map in the game tho dawg

[warped canyon]

Streets MP5 with RIP ammo got me 8 kills

[cold brook]

Mauuuu!

[warped canyon]

rest was inter

[merry sail]

I once had a guy running around with killa helmet and lvl armor doing td2 he didn’t live long

Pepsiii

[obsidian zephyr]

I'm a solo, don't know the map that well and if i get caught on long-range i'm dead

[warped canyon]

well gotta learn the map eventually

[pulsar star]

Does anyone know why I cant get into any Arena match

[fading goblet]

it is

[cold brook]

안녕 home slice

[nova niche]

Weeb

[pulsar star]

Been trying for 2 days

[knotty musk]

you tell him sylvia

[warped canyon]

thats korean

[nova niche]

Weeb

[warped canyon]

less weeby

[wicked rain]

me finding 2 bitcoins and an armor repair case on my scav, and then a Gluey guard walks up and mag dumps me while looting a duffle

[cold brook]

It ain’t

[merry sail]

[pulsar star]

Thanks

🤦🏾‍♂️

[wicked rain]

This shit hurt my soul

[cold brook]

Wth grillv

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[cold brook]

Punishment for scavving

[fading goblet]

so which one runs better huh

[warped canyon]

correct

[cold brook]

Labs

[fading goblet]

obviously the mini maps like labs or factory don't count

[wicked rain]

Nah bro I was just roleplaying

[knotty musk]

pepsi i might go bear when i prestige

[wicked rain]

I only rp on my scav

[knotty musk]

i want to wear the lonsdale drip

[warped canyon]

anyone wanna arena rq?

need CPT win with 2 obj

[cold brook]

Finally un-twinkifying yourself

[knotty musk]

reroll

[warped canyon]

toxic butch

nah, got good rewards

[knotty musk]

i have the usec rob voice on rn

[wicked rain]

I be walking around streets at night on my scav just to look at the map details

[warped canyon]

and i usally solocarry

[cold brook]

Ain’t even hard

[warped canyon]

but isa boring

[cold brook]

Granola bar

[knotty musk]

wanna see a funny clip

[cold brook]

Make it quick

[chrome token]

Hate when that happens, but you have me looking on their website and I'm kinda tempted tbh, might be what replaces my turtle beaches

[warped canyon]

still funi

[wicked rain]

Damn I love tarkov

[nova niche]

Ew

U play tarkov

Yuck

[timber citrus]

im like 3 insomnia kills and 4 raider kills away from kappa

les goooooooo

[knotty musk]

damn

[floral edge]

does arena count as yuck if im larping

[wicked rain]

I gave up questing I just run towards gunshots

[chrome token]

What are you larping......

[nova niche]

No larping is cool

[chrome token]

Hell yeah

[nova niche]

As long as its cool stuff

[floral edge]

splendid

[chrome token]

What a dork :3

[floral edge]

hop on

[wicked rain]

Max Prapor is all u need

[chrome token]

Me?

[wicked rain]

Then I’m sliming kids

[floral edge]

i mean ive got nothing else to do

[long moat]

pls speed

[chrome token]

Arena?

[long moat]

csgo larp

[floral edge]

precisely

[chrome token]

I haven't played in months so I'm probably ass but lemme see if I have it downloaded

[floral edge]

i play with people for fun not to win

[chrome token]

Good lol

[floral edge]

otherwise i wouldnt speak to half of y'all

[nova niche]

Untrue

We always get W

[chrome token]

VALID

[floral edge]

you're on the speaking list

[nova niche]

Never an L

[wicked rain]

Can you still use the ppsh in arena

[warped canyon]

yes

its good now

[wicked rain]

Clutch af

[chrome token]

Is there leg armor? Alrighty then

[cold brook]

Bro…

[nova niche]

Pepsi is washed confirmed?

[wicked rain]

There’s 31 pen ammo for it now

[royal sinew]

killa scary 🥀 #videos message

[wicked rain]

Factory is so lit with naked ppsh’s

[royal sinew]

why he do that to me

[cold brook]

I’m showered, not washed

Important distinction

[chrome token]

Ew 😭

[cold brook]

I’m so glad they’re dropping icebreaker on may15 for my bday

[astral jolt]

bro didnt hear the classic scav boss swivel

how we miss that

[glad wadi]

Do you mean the Drake Album

[wicked rain]

Drake is ass bro

[cold brook]

I’m not being ew’d by someone with PvE in the name, next

[glad wadi]

sybau

[astral jolt]

rs

[wicked rain]

Marvin’s room ahh music

[cold brook]

Ain’t no one listening to drake 😭

[astral jolt]

rs x2

[chrome token]

Cry about it lol

[glad wadi]

i mean ....

[chrome token]

At least I wash my ass XD

[astral jolt]

ur lucky they took my media perms

[wicked rain]

Tarkov players don’t wash

This is common ball knowledge

[chrome token]

[chrome token]

That's why I quit, Everytime I tried to shower I'd wake up in the middle of a streets raid

[regal sentinel]

[reef condor]

Reminder for @floral edge: airfryer
Set <t:1778155876:R>

[chrome token]

LOL

[merry sail]

Good time

[regal sentinel]

Did I walk in on a bad time?

[merry sail]

Food time

[tiny flame]

hi GAW

[floral edge]

fuck!!!

[cold brook]

Vani lock the fuck in bro

[chrome token]

Not at all 🫦

[glad wadi]

Air fryer reminder is clutch

[wicked rain]

FAHH

Not the streets

[knotty musk]

another kill on a dead silent raid

[merry sail]

Heya

[knotty musk]

then i flank all the way around

[cold brook]

Hang on I’ll Remote Desktop in and finish the match, go get your chicken wings

[knotty musk]

get into another spot

[tiny flame]

How are ya doin

[knotty musk]

die from somewhere to some one new

[regal sentinel]

[chrome token]

Imma go wash my ass rq I just got off work them I'll join

[merry sail]

RIP… it’s so blurry I thought you were playing some old cod game

[visual marsh]

Hey everyone, I have a question. A few years ago I bought the EOD edition, and recently I upgraded to the UNHEARD edition. Since I originally owned EOD and then upgraded to UNHEARD, will I receive the exclusive EOD items as well, or only the UNHEARD ones?

[wicked rain]

Yuh believe so

[knotty musk]

both

[merry sail]

Trying to buy a damn house

[chrome token]

Shouldn't you already have the EOD stuff?

[tiny flame]

Sisyphusian idea

[visual marsh]

Thx

[tiny flame]

Good luck green maw

[merry sail]

Thank you

[wicked rain]

I would enjoy a kedr drum mag

Does this exist

[merry sail]

It’s gonna be in the middle of chekannya street

[knotty musk]

yea im just gonna run mxlr for the rest of these woods kills

[tiny flame]

gulp

[knotty musk]

no point in bringing kits in

wasting ammo

[tiny flame]

there perchance may be a certain btr driving by

[warped canyon]

you need help?

[merry sail]

Good, then I can send the kids to school with him

[knotty musk]

no im a miserable, insufferable mess

[tiny flame]

I'd trust btr driver with my kids

[merry sail]

If you pay him good then yes

[tiny flame]

what if I dont

[sacred saddle]

"Hello random armed stranger in a tank, please take my spawn"

[merry sail]

Mmmm a gamble for sure

[cold brook]

Gamble my

[merry sail]

Food

[glad wadi]

I need a stack for great heights part 3

[knotty musk]

i can do it

[tiny flame]

Do it solo like everyone else

[tropic iris]

uum thats an apc, not a tank🤓

[warped canyon]

sure

[glad wadi]

Arrow saw im a demon

[sacred saddle]

Semantics, its tank enough

[glad wadi]

best EU 500 hour player

[tropic iris]

i would strongly disagree, different purposes, different vehicles

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-denzel-washington-drink-gif-10837237

[glad wadi]

😭

youre hired

[tiny flame]

I love being able to pull cookies out of my jacket

[sacred saddle]

Yes but what i'm saying is that for the purposes of the use here, it doesn't matter, it was a joke, we dont need 100% accuracy in everything.

In other words, shhh

[tiny flame]

Thinking abt chocolate cookies making me trip over my texting

[glad wadi]

fat ass

[warped canyon]

in arena rn

move yo ass

[astral jolt]

IS THAT A FUCKING STEGOSAURUS

[tiny flame]

Shut up fatteon

[glad wadi]

oh im at work for 4 more hours

[sacred saddle]

It is

[glad wadi]

my bad

[tiny flame]

God I HATE this guy

[warped canyon]

u bitch

[sacred saddle]

Feed me leaves

[glad wadi]

I should have cleared that up

[tropic iris]

whaaat i cant send gifs

[royal sinew]

my SA58 is thugging it out at 83 dur

[merry sail]

You’ve been invited to my garden

[sacred saddle]

Stop flirting with me

[merry sail]

It’s a all you can eat buffet

[sacred saddle]

gon' make me blush

[glad wadi]

hes not actually a stegosaurus btw

[tropic iris]

the gif was "btr80a my beloved" so ill give my life to preserve the truth behind ruaf vehicles

[warped canyon]

arnt yall extinct

[sacred saddle]

I'm literally a stegosaurus

[merry sail]

Shit

[tiny flame]

He's a t-rex I'd recommend running off gaw

[glad wadi]

shit he might be

[sacred saddle]

No i'm still pottering about, eating leaves, playing tarkov, y'know normal stegosaur activities

[knotty musk]

6/30

AMA

[merry sail]

x2 shit

[warped canyon]

gratz

[warped canyon]

how

[tiny flame]

Ita croever

[warped canyon]

butch go stream ur suffering

[knotty musk]

i slimed a timmy last raid and then when i flanked i got domed by a level 49 4k hour who was just sat somewhere

[tiny flame]

@odd oak hi fokka

[warped canyon]

i wanna see it

[cold brook]

Can it wait u till tomorrow

[sacred saddle]

I'm going to call it a tank on purpose from here on out just to be irksome

[glad wadi]

im off work tomorrow

[knotty musk]

nah bruh im sat on a rock rn camping my ass off

typing in eft chat while i wait for anything

[warped canyon]

i feel dat

[merry sail]

At this point you might as well stream the game butch p6 is insane

[tropic iris]

🥺 why you gotta do me like that

[sacred saddle]

Tank driver missions are fun

[knotty musk]

i can hear birdeye having a right old good time

[warped canyon]

got my arena dailys done aswell

[sacred saddle]

😂

[merry sail]

Hit the live button

[warped canyon]

so back to weapn repairing

[tiny flame]

I did all of to great heights by myself clearly geons just bad

[warped canyon]

shieet i need their ayyes

asses

[knotty musk]

the meta for woods seems to be move to a spot when you spawn and then dont move

[glad wadi]

who are you talking to

[knotty musk]

because if you go to a different spot then you die to someone who heard you

[glad wadi]

I can do great heights by myself no problem

[tiny flame]

schizophrenia

[warped canyon]

yes

[tiny flame]

do it then

[glad wadi]

I dont wnna

[knotty musk]

however i seem to have picked the wrong spot because the rest of the map is popping off

[warped canyon]

u can scrap the woods part

[merry sail]

Reserve