#eft-chat

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dry oasis
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bro i didnt even make it to the maze

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my homie was like "oh ill guide you through this map dont worry"

vital sail
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Interchange is for NERDS

dry oasis
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"it's easy to learn"

vital sail
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True alphas go reserve only

kindred lichen
dry oasis
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THE FIRST ENCOUNTER I EVER HAVE IN INTERCHANGE

kindred lichen
dry oasis
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IS GETTING ASS FUCKED

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3 MINUTES IN

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BY KILLA

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WHY DOES HE SPAWN IN THE BASEMENT

vital sail
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Killa easy

kindred lichen
dry oasis
kindred lichen
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no

vital sail
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only bosses that are a problem are the goons, shadow of tagilla and vengefull killa

harsh shell
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when i was like a turbo timmy i had a 5.45 SAG with PP rounds and i ran into killa

vital sail
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cuz they shoot the moment they get a sight on you

harsh shell
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had t5 front plate

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stood completely still infront of him shooting his head

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and won

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gg

cold stone
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I always got lost in the underground parking lot

vital sail
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Lost

cold stone
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genuinely lost ya

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i didnt follow maps

vital sail
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start of 1.0 interchange was something else

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Everyone was going there cuz of the quest

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cleared out my stash trying to survive

cold stone
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i go to interchange alot, but never the mall itself

harsh shell
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i really hope when seasonal characters release its just like patch 0.16

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no story just tasking

vital sail
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new tasks would be cool

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just pvp based

grand pagoda
harsh shell
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i dont want to have story quests to do on wipign characters

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just want my tasking and pvp

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and by tasking i mean getting lvl 4 traders and spamming labs

grand pagoda
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same

tall galleon
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guys what's the best way to get FIR red rebels?

grand pagoda
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marked rooms

cold stone
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shturman doesnt drop shit anymore

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or im just unlucky

grand pagoda
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he never dropped anything for me

tall galleon
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i killed shturman a few times seems like he didn't have much

solid trout
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Arena so dead you can hit quick match and still manage to leave queue

vital sail
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Shturman goated

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Gave me my red rebel start of wipe

grand pagoda
tall galleon
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guess i'll try marked rooms

vital sail
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dont try 314

harsh shell
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try 314

grand pagoda
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try 314

cold stone
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gamble 314

vital sail
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actually it depends on the price

harsh shell
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how are marked keys right now anyway

vital sail
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how much is the cheapest 10/10 rn

harsh shell
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havent played in ages

cold stone
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i get most good stuff from RB-BK, but thats if the toilet camper isnt around

vital sail
royal sinew
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yo we should like readd a no backpack extract to interchange for no reaso

cold stone
vital sail
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One was nice one was dud

harsh shell
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alr

harsh shell
vital sail
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actually na the second one was decent too

fading goblet
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I consistently get best fps at reserve, stop being dumb broski

vital sail
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I got a black and a blue but the flea price for black was like 460k and they just made the cost of the key back

royal sinew
grand pagoda
quiet apex
royal sinew
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you dont run markeds for money this late in

vital sail
quiet apex
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i am not a reserve enjoyer

royal sinew
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you run em for quests/specific items

harsh shell
royal sinew
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that's like all of above ground and the main bunker

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they all suck ass

vital sail
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You dont even gotta go thru heli

harsh shell
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bring a rangefinder in your special slot on labs to check red spawn when you dont wanna use lpvo

royal sinew
vital sail
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the VO side of the map id garbage

quiet apex
royal sinew
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if you dont have RR dont even bother looting on reserve

vital sail
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But the basement, pawns and knights make up for it

royal sinew
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unless you wanna be claering 24/7

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at d2

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just to die anyways

harsh shell
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tbh bro

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i always took d2

gilded spoke
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How to get better

royal sinew
grand pagoda
gilded spoke
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I have 300

harsh shell
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if you have a functioning brain you will get better everytime you die

gilded spoke
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Im so bad tho

vital sail
harsh shell
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because you will learn from your mistakes

royal sinew
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perservere

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adapt

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improve

vital sail
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find weakpoints

harsh shell
royal sinew
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dont become like honor

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they're chronically on the discord

gilded spoke
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okay

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Thanks

harsh shell
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sonion

grand pagoda
vital sail
royal sinew
calm nest
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i forgot about the funny bug on PvE

harsh shell
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comma turned to pve gg

royal sinew
grand pagoda
calm nest
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opened it for a funny and forgot i have pred and tracksuit on PvE

royal sinew
calm nest
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without the achievements

grand pagoda
calm nest
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zero raids on PvE, 4 achievements with all my clothes

royal sinew
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i think if u do something on PVP it just gives it in PVE anyways

harsh shell
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so comma is a pve main now

calm nest
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if you had em on arena tho it goes to pve

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which is funny

royal sinew
royal sinew
calm nest
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because PvE achievement drip doesnt go to arena

kindred lichen
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bro

calm nest
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PvP does

kindred lichen
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i js died

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to a guy on the train

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in customs?

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like ON THE FUCKING TRAIN

harsh shell
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bro died

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šŸ„€

kindred lichen
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HOW DO U GET UP THERE

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THERES NO FUCKING WAY

arctic osprey
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which train?

kindred lichen
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THE ONE BETWEEN BIG RED AND BRIDGE

harsh shell
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at big red?

calm nest
# royal sinew LMAO

thats how my mate got pred on PvP at level 20, the sync bug gave his fake PvE pred from the arena sync to main game

harsh shell
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damn

royal sinew
kindred lichen
cold stone
kindred lichen
calm nest
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so he had pred when he shouldnt have even been capable without level 42 or ragman 4

arctic osprey
harsh shell
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it must be possible

kindred lichen
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NOW I HAVE TO CHECK OVER MY HEAD?

harsh shell
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yo

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do you play tf2?

cold stone
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max endurance and strength gets you crazy spots

kindred lichen
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no way

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ohh

calm nest
cold stone
kindred lichen
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stims

calm nest
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jump on the forklift

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and jump on the train

vital sail
cold stone
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but also they might be an arena main and could have grinded alot of their skills

calm nest
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its the easiest jump on customs lmao its 2 jumps

vital sail
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scream in vc and listen to any shuffling

kindred lichen
harsh shell
calm nest
kindred lichen
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lmao

harsh shell
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this was oce

kindred lichen
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once?

harsh shell
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no like the server

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oceania

kindred lichen
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fucks oceania

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where do u live

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in the strait?

harsh shell
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australia and nz basically

kindred lichen
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that new virus aint coming for u

arctic osprey
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and a bunch of little islands noone knows about

kindred lichen
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holy luck

arctic osprey
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except tonga

kindred lichen
soft haven
royal sinew
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KILLA ALMOST JUMPED ME

arctic osprey
royal sinew
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FUCKING CHRIST

calm nest
kindred lichen
calm nest
soft haven
royal sinew
kindred lichen
calm nest
soft haven
kindred lichen
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ama need specifications

soft haven
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had to catch up

calm nest
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and it was
Scav drops his iskra!
Blyat!

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Scav spills his tarcola!
Blyat!

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Scav hits the BTR!
Blyat!

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Scav ruins his whole raid!
Blyat!

keen mango
royal sinew
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LIKE MIDDLE MIDDLE

keen mango
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Oh he's there sometimes

soft haven
royal sinew
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WHY HE TOP MID?

soft haven
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same old stash page again and again

keen mango
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Scav argo scav run killa follow?

calm nest
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He can spawn inside the book store for Key to Success

kindred lichen
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skill issue stoog

calm nest
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On the bushes near ULTRA med, key to success

soft haven
calm nest
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Sushi, the restaurant left of sushi

royal sinew
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whoever keeps giving killa odd spawns yeah? fuckin. stop.

calm nest
soft haven
royal sinew
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i was gonna walk down mid and he almost caught my shit at sandbags

royal sinew
calm nest
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I hate when heā€™s near ultra med because the second you get near texho he aggroes you through the floor and sprints down the escalator

soft haven
royal sinew
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flashlight abused me too

calm nest
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Made me shit myself

royal sinew
calm nest
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Twice

soft haven
calm nest
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Dude best killa spawn is outside Kostin

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Run towards goshan and he just beams you

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No audio or anything

arctic osprey
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ffffuck me

soft haven
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or just dont be a bum idk aimfight mr stripes

arctic osprey
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fucking got a call

final wigeon
arctic osprey
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headphones autoswitched to phone

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ded

calm nest
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I canā€™t

soft haven
final wigeon
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what muzzle then?

calm nest
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DGN or CRD

soft haven
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51t suppressor

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šŸ˜»

calm nest
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That too

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SDN if you want supressed since no overswing now

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Ergo kinda pointless

soft haven
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i dont play main game idk if muzzle flash is a problem anymore

calm nest
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So CRD and BMD donā€™t blind you anymore

soft haven
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are loud m4s like runnable now

calm nest
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Yeah I did one with a bravo

soft haven
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šŸ„¹

soft haven
calm nest
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Slammed a 4 stack

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Then got impacted

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W labs

soft haven
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yeah thats what you fucking get

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for running a bravo

calm nest
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Hey man i felt silly

royal sinew
calm nest
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Iā€™ll run HAMR next time

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Sowwy

final wigeon
royal sinew
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oh christ a 1 min queue im getting killed

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welp cant do much abt it

soft haven
royal sinew
soft haven
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you should have your gun out

royal sinew
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i just didnt realize he spawned there

royal sinew
calm nest
royal sinew
calm nest
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Thatā€™s the most common upper spawn

royal sinew
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HE NEVER DID FOR ME

calm nest
soft haven
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he just did

calm nest
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If you walk up the escalator he runs up and touches you

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Itā€™s epic

soft haven
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i feel like a facebook uncle with these i fucking love it

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2016 thumbnail

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best eft moments from the subreddit #528991

calm nest
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When mom tells me to stop labs aura farming and get a j*b

royal sinew
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i love dogshit spawn interchange thank you for spawning me railway so the subhuman playerbase can camp me coming in

harsh shell
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this server is a prison

soft haven
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eft_thinking how i look at da diddy foid (da big momz) when she tells me (m67) and da boiz(13,14,12) to get off the big T (short for tarkov) and get a j*b (debtor ending reference?)

royal sinew
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thank you spawn

calm nest
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Me when I help my dad with another task but he doesnā€™t even give me 3 piles of screws and 80000 roubles

harsh shell
calm nest
harsh shell
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PLEASE

royal sinew
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fucking subhuman 600 hour thorax demon with quads camping front

soft haven
royal sinew
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dogshit

soft haven
kindred lichen
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yay

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killed kollontay for first time

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boom

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lwk ez

calm nest
soft haven
calm nest
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I forgot about burp the worm šŸ’€ šŸ˜­

soft haven
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goodbye college

calm nest
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Nah but Kerman shit would be watching hot men shower

soft haven
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hello usec

calm nest
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He has the laptop stare right at the shower

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He spectates your PMC squeegee the drain water butt booty naked

silk prairie
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classic kerman haha

soft haven
calm nest
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What would be the Sheldon equivalent to tarkov

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What would Heidelberger be in scav

soft haven
calm nest
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This one might get stressy

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Why?

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Cuz weā€™re playin tarky

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Why?

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Cuz weā€™re playin tarky

brittle crater
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Just put the bitcoin in the safety pouch bro

calm nest
gilded juniper
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any news on seasonal characters?

brittle crater
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And hopefully Icebreaker

gilded juniper
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hopefully

bold oar
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needs to be a new map

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or no reason to play

kindred lichen
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oh yeah

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apparently icebreaker will remain a perm map

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like laby

bold oar
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hopefully its not like laby at all

kindred lichen
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streets be feeding me ammo lately

bold oar
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need a streets pvp event

keen mango
bold oar
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nikita

keen mango
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Proof?

grand pagoda
kindred lichen
kindred lichen
bold oar
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search it up

keen mango
kindred lichen
grand pagoda
keen mango
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Don't trust streamers lmao

kindred lichen
grand pagoda
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ohh

keen mango
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Only trust sources from Nikita or Bsg

knotty musk
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We already know it's permanent

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Nikita already said this

kindred lichen
keen mango
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Thanks Butch

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Also goodmorning

knotty musk
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Its an event map at first that's pve style and then becomes a regular raid map after

royal sinew
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didnt know killa wore the duckov helmet

kindred lichen
royal sinew
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ye

kindred lichen
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ye he still got it

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i wuvv strawberry yogurt

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makes me better at tarky

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wait

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so icebreaker will be only on pve in event?

royal sinew
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killa actually just gets bullied by 45

knotty musk
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No not only on pve

royal sinew
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so glad i decided to try vector

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butch can u get ending yet im tracksuit farming out of boredom

kindred lichen
knotty musk
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Allegedly

royal sinew
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i want my terminal carry already

knotty musk
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Its gonna take me ages

royal sinew
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šŸ˜­

knotty musk
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I died in both raids too

keen mango
royal sinew
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"total 208 1/8 ibuprofen" WHO THE FUCK

knotty musk
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I would load in and run around for 16 minutes hearing no audio from anyone

rigid flax
knotty musk
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I'd see a timmy wandering

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I would kill him and then 3 minutes later I would just drop dead

solid trout
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You'd think the crackheads in OCE would be itching to play ShootOut but no we're all brainrotted fucks who only know 3 letters, C, P, and T. whatthefuck

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Free me from this hell, I want to play shootout whatthefuck

calm nest
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Butch plays EU woods
ā€œNobody moves broā€

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Hrm

solid trout
calm nest
knotty musk
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I would have played Russia west woods but it was too late at night

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I only play eu when it gets late

calm nest
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Just play NA woods

knotty musk
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No thanks

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I'd rather stay out of your droid server

royal sinew
rigid flax
royal sinew
calm nest
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Also NA woods players W key

silk prairie
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I FAILED the dumptruck pizza bucket challenge at S'cuzio's

calm nest
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More so than labs

royal sinew
knotty musk
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NA players and w key in the same sentence

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Funny joke

royal sinew
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22/100 btw

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im goated

calm nest
knotty musk
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I plau Russia west

royal sinew
tropic pivot
calm nest
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Even better

royal sinew
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the striped man

knotty musk
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Russia west players run around and use fun kits

tropic pivot
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Oh

royal sinew
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they're based off real players

tropic pivot
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Whatā€™s your rate on that server

calm nest
royal sinew
calm nest
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Thatā€™s kinda sad

royal sinew
knotty musk
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Ruw isn't a dead server

calm nest
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Why would you try to be like Coxxy

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šŸ˜”

royal sinew
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IN ALL FAIRNESS IVE SEEN PLAYERS AND RUW IS 90% FULL

calm nest
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Stoog = Coxxy 2.0

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What a shame

royal sinew
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ok PVE terry

knotty musk
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@quiet salmon hello NA player would you like to spread the gospel of Russia west

calm nest
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Whereā€™s your tracksuit?

royal sinew
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i wont lie tho @knotty musk when i ran nighttime fortress was empty

keen mango
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Hey Terry

royal sinew
quiet salmon
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russia west sucks dont go there american players

knotty musk
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Okay

surreal moth
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shut up

calm nest
surreal moth
rotund brook
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Russia west is great please everyone go there who is weird

knotty musk
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Someone ctrl f search this guys name and Russia west

rotund brook
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(I cant connect)

calm nest
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Iā€™m gana brake my monitair

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I swar!

quiet salmon
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dont go there theres only cheaters

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keen mango
royal sinew
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@rotund brook i have a funny clip for u soon

rotund brook
knotty musk
tropic pivot
royal sinew
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nerd

solid trout
calm nest
tropic pivot
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Canā€™t wait for the suffering to end

solid trout
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fuck it

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I'm taking a nap

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Fuck OCE, ya'll are rats anyway

knotty musk
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I will be Russia west woods when I get up

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And i will find players

silk prairie
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one day everybody will move to RUW and all the sweats will move over there too and europe will become free again

calm nest
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Every time Iā€™ve played EU itā€™s genuinely depressing

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Like you kill a single person and itā€™s like the world stands still

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They realized thereā€™s a big fish to unite against AKA prone in a corner for 30 mins

knotty musk
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That's why we don't play eu

quiet salmon
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@knotty musk

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surreal moth
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WWWW

calm nest
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I would cave my skull in if I had to rat as long as they do

royal sinew
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23/100

calm nest
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I couldnā€™t stand still for 30 minutes to get one kill

grizzled bobcat
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Looking for a person to play with tomorrow im lvl 16 got 700 hours in the game coming back after a few months lmk if someone wants to join me

brittle crater
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Dog mod is blue?

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Or am I having an aneurism

royal sinew
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ye

quiet salmon
brittle crater
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What in the šŸ˜­

knotty musk
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Red

silk prairie
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this little shit changes his name color everytime someone mentions it

knotty musk
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Blue

surreal moth
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yellow

silk prairie
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Green

knotty musk
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Shut up fred

brittle crater
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Quick make it neon purple

surreal moth
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JERK

calm nest
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Best color is actually whatever geon has

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Geon got the pity role

surreal moth
knotty musk
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Everyone note, fed answers to fred

surreal moth
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nanners did it

knotty musk
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His name is Fred

surreal moth
brittle crater
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Hello Fred

rustic wave
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guys i just killed 2 warriors and i cannot see the priest? should i push or wait?

rigid flax
royal sinew
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tagilla had PP not BT šŸ„€

rustic wave
brittle crater
quiet salmon
royal sinew
knotty musk
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Pink

royal sinew
rotund brook
sharp sandal
brittle crater
timber citrus
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lol just died to 11 hour cheater

sharp sandal
timber citrus
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night raid no helmet no ears

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cool

knotty musk
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@quiet salmon so i heard woods

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You wanna go to woods

sharp sandal
knotty musk
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Fed too

surreal moth
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he says yes very gleefully

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NO im sleeping

knotty musk
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I doubt he said that gleefully

rustic wave
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where tf are theyyyy i cannot find priest wtfff

surreal moth
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i have a haircut tommorow i need to be well rested

rustic wave
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theres no one left i killed all pmcs where could priest be wtf nikita gimme my cultist kill

knotty musk
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Well rested for a buzz

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Idk

quiet salmon
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you monkey

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here have my banana šŸŒ

knotty musk
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Oo oo a a

kindred lichen
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oki

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got rfid reasder

keen mango
kindred lichen
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now for labz mastercard eft_sadbear

royal sinew
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skier barter
no changes other than scope
95 drum of BT
killa ready.

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once i hit 25 ima run it till i die then take a break

kindred lichen
royal sinew
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25 is a good stop

royal sinew
kindred lichen
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ohh

knotty musk
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At all

royal sinew
royal sinew
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and your woods will take longer

knotty musk
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Valid

kindred lichen
quiet salmon
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šŸ›Œ

royal sinew
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i bet i can get tracksuit before u get 30 woods kills

royal sinew
quiet salmon
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I copyrighted it

knotty musk
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If my 30 woods kills takes longer than your tracksuit

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I should retire

royal sinew
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it'd be REALLY funny now wouldnt it

royal sinew
quiet salmon
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^

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I know yours is NL but

knotty musk
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It is just epic not hearing anyone shoot and then dropping dead

quiet salmon
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you stealing the adar drip

royal sinew
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unironically tho im actually just vibing

quiet salmon
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stoog did you get your amulet

royal sinew
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these killa hunts have been surprisingly relaxing

knotty musk
royal sinew
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i dont think alot i just throw nade push "BOOBYGAI"

knotty musk
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Wood

kindred lichen
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guys sell some vaseline

surreal moth
kindred lichen
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ffs

royal sinew
kindred lichen
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theres only 11 listings on market

royal sinew
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lmao

knotty musk
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Imagine not spending 150k on goldenstar every 3 raids

kindred lichen
royal sinew
kindred lichen
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no

royal sinew
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fuck you and your mid ass skincare

kindred lichen
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either ibuprofen or vaseline

royal sinew
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im going straight heroin

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propital my beloved

knotty musk
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Goldenstar clears

royal sinew
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i have a medbox almost full of propital and i buy more off restock

silk prairie
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inject 7 stims of morphine the moment you encounter someone

kindred lichen
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got 300 rnds of ssa ap of streetz

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yay

royal sinew
quiet salmon
knotty musk
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Sell it

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Ssa ap is dog

kindred lichen
knotty musk
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55a1 clears ssa ap

silk prairie
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love how realistic it is how your pmc can just take 7 random syringes in a row and not die of overdose

royal sinew
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do i take a break after 25 killas or do i just speedrun tracksuit to see if i can piss off butch

knotty musk
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56a1 better even

kindred lichen
#

wat

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butch are u okay

bold oar
kindred lichen
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too much to drink?

royal sinew
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what if i got tracksuit before butch got 30 woods kills tho

knotty musk
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Ssa ap very bad ammo

surreal moth
bold oar
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i mean it did get nerfed again

rustic wave
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PRIEST JUST NADED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF ME WTFFF

royal sinew
#

btw a genuine tip @knotty musk 90% of my kills were
Sawmill
Dickhead
Flare side of sawmill at checkpoint

bold oar
#

but its still good for people who can aim

knotty musk
surreal moth
#

ya he does that

kindred lichen
royal sinew
kindred lichen
#

eheheheh

rustic wave
#

145 RAIDS OF NO CULTIST KILL

royal sinew
bold oar
knotty musk
#

If you kill his guards and leave him alive

surreal moth
bold oar
#

i did 300 raids plus

knotty musk
#

He nukes himself when you find him

royal sinew
surreal moth
#

and hes the last one left

rustic wave
knotty musk
#

Yes

rustic wave
#

the fight lasted 20 minutes i couldnt fkin find him

royal sinew
#

AHAHAHA

rustic wave
#

20 minutes

knotty musk
#

Its what he does

bold oar
#

did 450 raids for two quests that were just rng related

#

bad game

rustic wave
#

killed reshala, all goons, 3 pmcs, all sektants just for this? im gonna grenade myself idc about extract

bold oar
#

best bad game ever tho

kindred lichen
vital sail
kindred lichen
#

i need 1 preist kill fuck

royal sinew
knotty musk
#

Should've found priest before killing all his friends

bold oar
vital sail
#

I got my priest kill on factory

#

Try it out

rustic wave
bold oar
#

ai so bad

knotty musk
#

Killed his friends

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And not him

bold oar
#

maybe one day we will get good ai

rustic wave
#

i gave up after 10 mins on finding him and just shot a sektant instead

harsh shell
#

šŸ”„

bold oar
#

but nikita banned the good ai

knotty musk
vital sail
knotty musk
#

Wait hold on

#

He's calling

bold oar
#

pve ai is gonna be better than main game ai

knotty musk
fading goblet
bold oar
#

lmao

fading goblet
#

player count literally going down

#

to 0

bold oar
#

and new keyrooms

tawny berry
#

no we need pve prestige

bold oar
#

no u dont

tawny berry
#

and arena pve mode

bold oar
#

u need to quit pve

tawny berry
#

lol i saw that big ass XD

fading goblet
kindred lichen
vital sail
tawny berry
knotty musk
bold oar
#

we need the two cancelled maps

fading goblet
#

but there are people who literally unironically require PvE prestiges XDDDDD

vital sail
#

"yo sup g, you look familliar"

knotty musk
tawny berry
vital sail
#

"wow this guy is so nonchalant i'll give him EOD, million dollars and make him the co-CEO"

tawny berry
#

im not shitting over it tho

knotty musk
#

@quiet salmon prepare thyself, i am imminent

quiet salmon
kindred lichen
#

did they cancel shiity ads update?

vital sail
#

dawg mod

fading goblet
knotty musk
surreal moth
#

i gotta get outta here

vital sail
tawny berry
fading goblet
#

for example what we truly need is better cosmetic customization

vital sail
kindred lichen
brittle crater
kindred lichen
#

but no call of duty shit

fickle kite
#

Is Tarkov arena down?

tawny berry
vital sail
kindred lichen
kindred lichen
fickle kite
#

I got new GPU and now my arena just stuck on forever loading screen bruh šŸ˜©

fading goblet
vital sail
#

can they add peter griffin to tarkov

tawny berry
#

i assume PVE is a very low priority with very few developers, which is why pve prestige has taken so long to develop

vital sail
#

Pea tear, griffin

fading goblet
kindred lichen
fading goblet
#

YES

#

THAT WOULD BE SO ICONIC

tawny berry
knotty musk
brittle crater
fading goblet
#

LET'S MAKE AN ONLINE PETITION TO GIVE TAGILLA NIPPLE PIERCING

vital sail
#

customizable pmcs

brittle crater
#

They'll come back with another ADS rework in a month or two

kindred lichen
vital sail
#

i wanna give mine pink hair

kindred lichen
fading goblet
kindred lichen
#

only tagilla nips

brittle crater
vital sail
#

oh and also an animated HK skin thst plays music when inspected

keen mango
#

Rate the adar

knotty musk
#

No

vital sail
#

and when you get a kill it gives you an uwu

kindred lichen
keen mango
fading goblet
knotty musk
fading goblet
#

when can we expect that in main game? 2035?

tawny berry
#

lol

knotty musk
#

Probably never

fading goblet
#

i see

vital sail
#

pink is the best color bro

kindred lichen
#

ez

vital sail
#

HANK

fading goblet
#

i think people are simply not buying enough cosmetics for them to update cosmetic system

vital sail
#

DO NOT ABREVIATE COD POINTS

fading goblet
#

guys go buy skins

kindred lichen
#

codpoints*

tawny berry
#

so ye at least 2031 until they are in eft

kindred lichen
fickle kite
#

Man arena stuck on forever loading screen

vital sail
fading goblet
fickle kite
kindred lichen
#

nothing can fix it

vital sail
#

an anime girl charm that talks when you shoot

kindred lichen
#

like no joke

dense igloo
#

Hello my name is Bugs this is my first day playing EFT I have no idea what im doing

royal sinew
#

COD did

vital sail
royal sinew
vital sail
#

Ut yeah they did

kindred lichen
tawny berry
kindred lichen
vital sail
kindred lichen
#

uninstall.

tawny berry
#

just dont die

vital sail
#

on everyonee lives but mine we just larp playing tarkov

#

Especially stoog

kindred lichen
#

7m queue time for streets

royal sinew
#

scavs react to smokes right?

kindred lichen
#

nice

tawny berry
royal sinew
#

both smokes?

#

or just the green ones?

#

i forget

tawny berry
#

uhhh

royal sinew
#

cuz the russian smokes are cheap asf

tawny berry
#

i think they should to both

royal sinew
#

i assume so i just aint heard killa with one

#

im pulling out the superstitions

vital sail
#

what if they add an EOD questline that, on completion, gives your pmc psychic powers and he can sense aura. Better someones kd, bigger their aura and your pmc has a voiceline where they say the dudes general location

#

holy shit get me on the dev team

keen mango
fickle kite
fading goblet
#

restart game, clear cache, verify integrity

knotty musk
#

Hm this isn't good

#

My pc isn't booting up

vital sail
#

have you tried turning it on

fading goblet
vital sail
#

If that doesnt work put it in rice

knotty musk
#

I don't like holding power button while it's in the boot cycle

#

But it was stuck on that

fading goblet
#

nowadays it should be okay

#

new PCs so dumb-proof

knotty musk
#

It booted up after a reset

keen mango
#

Holy shit you can make the mk-18 have 52 ergo

vital sail
#

just turn the pc on and immediately plug it out

fading goblet
kindred lichen
#

I HAVE A KEY THATS INSURED BY PRAPOR?

vital sail
#

show it whos the boss

kindred lichen
#

bro what

fading goblet
keen mango
fading goblet
#

idk i died to nade

#

before shooting

fickle kite
#

Man itā€™s midnight all I wanted to do was run one fucking game of arena FUCK

vital sail
#

tuff

fading goblet
vital sail
#

100 ergo

fading goblet
#

yes

vital sail
#

does your pmc take damage when scoping in

fading goblet
#

XD

vital sail
#

since hes dislocating his shoulder every time

fading goblet
#

i remember when you were opening merin from side

vital sail
#

whiplash

fading goblet
#

your PMC twisted his hand in some crazy bonebreaking movement

keen mango
vital sail
#

i want a 37 recoil m4

fading goblet
#

recoil is overrated stat

#

most fights are decided by ergo

keen mango
vital sail
#

i cant handle recoil in this game

#

i need cod builds

fading goblet
#

the non-existent recoil???

vital sail
#

0 recoil

keen mango
#

Without model 1

vital sail
fading goblet
#

yeah, obviously don't full auto with scopes

#

unless you are bipoding M60

vital sail
#

why eould i not full auto an AR

#

Tap firing is for bums

fading goblet
#

you don't need full auto in PvE anyway

#

and you strike me as pve player

keen mango
#

Okay how does a Model 1 sound with 49 recoil and 62 ergo

vital sail
#

sheesh kebab

#

That has to be the worst insult someone has said to me in this server

hollow silo
#

To great heights pt3 is making me go insane lmfao

vital sail
#

and a dude yesterday had some really funny words to say to me

keen mango
#

Hold on let me see if I can make it even better

fading goblet
hollow ferry
#

Anybody know why at the start of every raid in pvp I lose frames then it shows the connection symbol in the top right .. then after like 40 secs I go back to normal ?

royal sinew
#

ran down by a cheater after killing 2 pmcs

#

i love this cancer

#

this is why i play dead interchange

hollow silo
# fading goblet crazy

Not really considering arena Doesnā€™t have inertia (it should) and I have a life so Iā€™m not the greatest at arena so itā€™s kinda a toss up to get 3rd place

craggy venture
hollow silo
#

Winning is the easy part

royal sinew
#

fucking subhumans on interchange cheating

vital sail
knotty musk
craggy venture
fading goblet
vital sail
#

whats normal in latin

royal sinew
# knotty musk

atleast you want PVP im running into AK308 subhuman running m80a1 thoraxing me to death

craggy venture
knotty musk
fading goblet
#

are you playing on lowest graphic settings or what

#

why can i count pixels

hollow ferry
knotty musk
#

no lmao

#

im on high textures

fading goblet
#

you need ultra

hollow ferry
#

It started happening after last update

knotty musk
#

ultra is bad for everyones pc

fading goblet
#

high = pixelated

#

i literally have stable 240 fps with ultra

#

you don't have 5090 and 9800x3d or what

knotty musk
#

no

fading goblet
#

i see

#

that might be the issue

knotty musk
#

i do not have the patience for ragebaiting this morning

fading goblet
#

i am serious tho

#

imagine spending thousands of hours in games without having peak PC

hollow silo
#

If you run tarkov on ultra I fear for your pcs thermal and heat capacity

vital sail
fading goblet
#

i am not fat

wintry tendon
fading goblet
#

well, i still i am

#

but recently i started injecting mounjaro

wintry tendon
#

bot

keen mango
craggy venture
fading goblet
#

i ate 1700 calories in last 7 days

keen mango
#

Not even the best cpu

fading goblet
#

i literally don't feel hunger anymore

#

mounjaro is so meta guys

wintry tendon
hollow silo
hollow ferry
fading goblet
#

imagine being fat in 2026 when you can get monthly dose of not feeling any hunger for 300 dollars

#

literally you can cut 20 kg for 300 dollars in a month

hollow silo
#

Brotha

#

Shhh

fading goblet
#

i am just recommending medication

#

i am serious guys, it's that OP

kindred lichen
#

is tagilla a cut anime girl under that welding mask

hollow ferry
#

It is

tawny berry
fading goblet
royal sinew
#

btw butch dw im not getting tracksuit before u get woods kills

#

i def am gonna need a break with these cretins

wintry tendon
#

why do i feel like i listing to an ad in chat

kindred lichen
#

4 minute queue time for labz

royal sinew
#

ran down by a fucking dogshit player def not cheating

kindred lichen
#

wow

royal sinew
#

remove m80a1 craft already

kindred lichen
royal sinew
#

shitters need to get good

wintry tendon
#

remove m855a1 craft make it on traders

knotty musk
kindred lichen
#

yes

fading goblet
kindred lichen
#

200k for 100

fickle kite
#

Does Tarkov Arena not work with AMD GPUā€™s because wtf. I was just on EFT entirely fine, but arena refuses to load in. Just stuck on an infinite loading screen. Arghhhh

royal sinew
hollow ferry
#

So fellas this morning I was in pvp dying and dying and dying till like my 12 raid I won my first 1v2 in dorms then after that I kept winning fights

royal sinew
#

same raid btw.

fading goblet
wintry tendon
craggy venture
kindred lichen
hollow silo
#

I just blame Mossad

fickle kite
fading goblet
hollow ferry
royal sinew
#

getting unwarranted insomnia progress because people wont fucking leave me to hunt killa šŸ„€

kindred lichen
#

easier

fickle kite
#

I have the 9070XT my shit is legit stuck on loading. I donā€™t get it.

I can hear the music in the background and if I move my mouse around I can hear the menu options lmao

royal sinew
fading goblet
kindred lichen
royal sinew
royal sinew
fickle kite
kindred lichen
#

yes

royal sinew
#

laby killa doesnt give tracksuit.

hollow ferry
#

Only problem Iā€™m having right now is losing freams at the stat of erry raid for like 40 secs

fading goblet
royal sinew
#

and its not worth the slowness.

fickle kite
kindred lichen
#

WHAT

royal sinew
fading goblet
kindred lichen
#

IT DOESNT?

hollow ferry
royal sinew
#

just like "minotaur" @kindred lichen

kindred lichen
#

FUCK

fading goblet
fickle kite
#

I already tried deleting the battleye folder

fading goblet
#

remove drivers in safemode with DDU and install new ones

fickle kite
#

I just downloaded the drivers today

fading goblet
#

you have 9070XT?

fickle kite
#

I just got the GPU

#

Today

fading goblet
#

okay?

#

so do what i said

hollow ferry
#

Did u have nvidia before?

keen mango
#

Did you swap from a nvidia

fickle kite
#

EFT was working fine, arena giving issues. I did the whole DDU and everything

keen mango
#

Try doing it one more time

fickle kite
#

Yes I had a 3080, I did DDU, I uninstalled the old drivers, installed new ones

fading goblet
#

Battleye is blocking GPU driver files

keen mango
fickle kite
#

I kill battleye

keen mango
#

My friend has the same gpu

fading goblet
hollow ferry
#

U got adrenaline driver rn?

keen mango
#

And doesn't have a issue with it

fickle kite
keen mango
#

I use amd drivers and I have no issues

fading goblet
#

i also have the same GPU

#

i have same GPU too

#

it's his specific driver issue

kindred lichen
#

reset timeee

fading goblet
#

just fucking google how people fixed that issue

hollow ferry
#

Ddu one more time

keen mango
#

So your telling me battleeye just said fuck you to that one specific driver?

fading goblet
#

just DDU it

keen mango
vital sail
#

tuff

fading goblet
#

what

harsh shell
#

you realise you can just scroll past the ai

keen mango
fading goblet
#

you know you can simply just... not read the AI part right?

harsh shell
#

so what do you use

vital sail
#

disable the AI

keen mango
vital sail
keen mango
#

I use Ecosia

vital sail
#

ok b

keen mango
#

I believe that's what it's called

fading goblet
#

@fickle kite also try older drivers

fickle kite
#

Fuck that noise

royal sinew
#

i put on the killa/tagilla shirt for tracksuit and its bringing me luck

keen mango
#

I'm just joking btw I use google but I put -ai at the end

fading goblet
#

if you got that GPU today

keen mango
#

It get rids of the ai