eft-chat

[vital sail]

yall have a good one

[trim plinth]

killing you

[stoic arrow]

respect the 1v1

[topaz patio]

I wouldn't be able to wish u a happy brithday if u did that

smh

https://open.spotify.com/track/51mryKWLdpDYuw8wWnNhpV

[calm nest]

Sorry yall my cologne just delivered and I showered today

I’m out of the tarkov fan club

It’s been fun

[topaz patio]

what cologne

and why is it le male le parfum

[vital sail]

Leavemedafuh cologne 😂😂😂

[topaz patio]

[calm nest]

^what he said

[trim plinth]

yeah true

[stoic arrow]

bro's at work, can't even claim his package

[topaz patio]

I had hope that you grew up

[vital sail]

Grew up

[topaz patio]

yes

[vital sail]

rhymes with grug

[stoic arrow]

grug

[calm nest]

It’s a new cologne, I can’t buy my old bourbon one

[topaz patio]

i'd mute you for 32 years if i had a guarantee that kwon won't yell at me

[wooden dagger]

What happens if the craft to restore the keycard for the interchange thingy doesn't appear do i have to do something in particular?

[vital sail]

Wowzers

someone woke up on the wrong side of thr bed today

[topaz patio]

give name...........

[calm nest]

Restart your game

Crafts don’t appear instantly

[stoic arrow]

start raid and back out

[vital sail]

delete the game and download it again

[wooden dagger]

hell nah

i escape then i delete

[stoic arrow]

kek

[wooden dagger]

but this game is like black tar heroin

[vital sail]

If you delete you automatically escape

[wooden dagger]

wrong

[vital sail]

Ws in the SCHAT 🖖

[stuck hornet]

@sharp sandal im officially top 15 in the world for lightning arrow

[topaz patio]

ctrl+shift+escape -> Taskkill /IM escapefromtarkov.exe /F

[calm nest]

Cremo spice and black vanilla

[wary vector]

mid

[vital sail]

Pretty sure deleting and redownloading the game is easier atp

[calm nest]

My GF likes my vanilla stuff

Decided to add to the collection

[topaz patio]

eau de toilette

interesting

[calm nest]

I mean its 20 bucks

If it’s meh I can just go to the ol reliable

[vital sail]

toilet water?

[stoic arrow]

3 dates and you're already calling her dat is wild

[topaz patio]

funny thing is

[calm nest]

BROTHER

[topaz patio]

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Cremo/Spice-Black-Vanilla-49040.html

my favourite cologne

[vital sail]

Banned for flooding

[barren tapir]

Le male

[wooden dagger]

mercedes benz scent is crazy

[wary vector]

my favorite is my natural musk

[topaz patio]

this will be my next purchase

[stoic arrow]

based pheromonemaxxer

[vital sail]

Me when ✨ le ice ✨

[barren tapir]

French is not a real language

[topaz patio]

can you

[vital sail]

Whys is there a bulge

[topaz patio]

test this out?

[topaz patio]

because it's a dude

dudes have bulges

[vital sail]

oo bro

[topaz patio]

any further questions regarding that will involve my lawyer @rotund brook

[barren tapir]

Woah now not all man inclusivity cmon

[topaz patio]

it is

[calm nest]

Sure

[vital sail]

It can not be that serious

[barren tapir]

Not everybody be packing

[vital sail]

Dude wrote a whole fanfiction

[topaz patio]

i mean listen

definitely can happen

i've a uh

[vital sail]

Speaking the truth king

queen

[calm nest]

I can’t even say what I want to but you fuckin know

[vital sail]

They them ing

[calm nest]

Shut your mouth mister

[stoic arrow]

mald

[knotty musk]

mr krabs is blushing

[barren tapir]

😭

[topaz patio]

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Imaginary-Authors/A-Whiff-of-Wafflecone-92933.html

i've this, right

after sitting around for a year

it smells much deeper and lasts longer

[bold tide]

Can someone buy the mcx Cal-x Mid-piston gas block if you have skier level 3. I dont have the attachment unlocked. Ill pay 50k roubles

[knotty musk]

i wish scents like this didnt give me migraines

[bold tide]

and put it on the flea market ^

[calm nest]

Tiger on top of ice cream is actually fucking awesome

That’s so tuff

[vital sail]

treating fragrances like fucking wagyu beef bro

[topaz patio]

my exact problem with it

gave me migraines

[stoic arrow]

bro doesn't know ball

[knotty musk]

yeah

i cannot

[vital sail]

i know ball

Its round

[topaz patio]

i've a friend whose father is a fireman

he unironically thought the house was on fire

because it smells very smokey

[wary vector]

this isn’t tarkov

[topaz patio]

(in a good way)

[vital sail]

smokey

[topaz patio]

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Imaginary-Authors/Telegrama-58544.html

this one smells

ridiculously good

sadly out of production, i've a tester that came with the waffle one

[vital sail]

Is it edible

[topaz patio]

no.

[calm nest]

Richard I will give the new stuff the woman test

The ultimate deciding factor

[vital sail]

survival of the fittest

[topaz patio]

incorrect

[vital sail]

man yall some funny guys

[knotty musk]

correct

[topaz patio]

if you want to know whethere a fragrance is good on you

[vital sail]

have a good one muchachos

[calm nest]

“I needed this” ahh

[topaz patio]

ask at least 2-3 men before you ask a woman

[vital sail]

Drake the typa guy to start floating when he smells a fresh pie

[stoic arrow]

The boys know best

[topaz patio]

trust, you'll thank me once you gave it a go

exactly

[stoic arrow]

No sense going in blind with the woman

Personally I use my grandma for that but hey

[trim root]

Lighthouse is so much better with all the new spawns up north .. actually kinda fun now

[reef wing]

Was there an update or something in the week that I've been on vacation? Because the game is running like absolute shit for me all the sudden. Like serious memory leaks. Make it 2 raids before I have to restart to get performance back.

[ionic heron]

is cheaters crashing ppls games still a thing?

[topaz patio]

meemaw's boy?
same

problem is, grandmas are always biased

[stoic arrow]

Not much of a choice in my circumstances

[topaz patio]

ask a random guy on the street, however

[barren tapir]

I haven’t seen any recently but I wouldn’t put it past them to do that

[topaz patio]

that's the most objective and impartial of an opinion you'll ever get

[sturdy mesa]

Yes bro thank you lol it legit DC'd me 2 games in a row after then I got a dub lol

[barren tapir]

I haven’t ran into many cheatos recently

[vital sail]

alexa... Show me the closest store thst sells happiness

[bold tide]

Can someone buy the gas block MCX Cal-X Mid-Piston from level 3 skier. Its 5k. Ill pay 50k for it on the flea market

[ionic heron]

had a banger of a raid killed like 3 ppl and goons and then got dc'd and died

[topaz patio]

probably looks like this

[stoic arrow]

servers are just dogshit right now

[vital sail]

does not look like thst

[calm nest]

I mean they all liked my vanilla shampoo so

It’s gonna be cool

[vital sail]

that's like super mega hell

[topaz patio]

woah woah woah
you don't want to overload on vanilla sir

[trim root]

probably possible but extremely rare those are expensive giga cheats

[topaz patio]

@floral edge must be taken in moderation

[calm nest]

No I must be very vanilla

[ionic heron]

had like two quests done too 😭

[vital sail]

Vanilla ice cream

[topaz patio]

i will be forced to call you wonk then

[mental iris]

is the flea and shit working bad?

[calm nest]

My hair smells of coconut and my neck of vanilla

[stoic arrow]

you and "vanilla" don't belong in the same sentence

[mental iris]

took like 5 secs to insure

[calm nest]

Call me a tropical island

[stoic arrow]

I call you used property

[trim root]

rip

[topaz patio]

tbf i've a vanilla body wash rn, shit smells divine

[calm nest]

Exactly

[topaz patio]

goat milk based iirc

[calm nest]

That’s rich from you

[vital sail]

Toxic

[topaz patio]

speaking of, i've a whole litre of goat milk downstairs
AND A BAR OF CHOCOLATE

that's it, hot cocoa time

[stoic arrow]

Where do you think I'm basing my claim from? You're turning into me.

[vital sail]

Just

Dip the chocolate in the milk

[topaz patio]

p sure i've an old bag of marshed mallows

[vital sail]

and eat it

[stoic arrow]

marshed mallows

[topaz patio]

nyo i prefer hot cocoa

[stoic arrow]

bruh

[vital sail]

marshmellow

Like the dj

fortnite event

[calm nest]

Nah the difference is im cooler

[stoic arrow]

fatter*

[calm nest]

And don’t sabotage my relationships

[calm nest]

💀

[topaz patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO9WuPX_is0

[vital sail]

hahahhaha

[topaz patio]

permanently burnt into my memory

[vital sail]

Gosh i needed this

[stoic arrow]

Hey man would you rather drag it out for three months or cut it off while you can get a laugh from it?

[stoic arrow]

I forgot this show existed, thank you for unlocking a piece of nostalgia

[vital sail]

Why are you cutting it off

[calm nest]

Learned from the big R huh?

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-17960681

[stoic arrow]

🐦‍⬛

[calm nest]

You’d give them money but not me

[topaz patio]

my pleasure

[calm nest]

Screwed up

[stoic arrow]

Meh could be worse

[topaz patio]

i can just hear you saying on that psycho charlie voice "who the fuck is pinging me"

[vital sail]

TELL ME WHY

[floral edge]

what the fuck is a psycho charlie voice

[topaz patio]

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

[calm nest]

What like the last one

[topaz patio]

moistcritical?

[vital sail]

TEEEEL ME WHYYY

[floral edge]

fair enough

[vital sail]

i thought of another charlie

[topaz patio]

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MIIIISTAKE

[vital sail]

now number five..

[stoic arrow]

Hey man the end of that one was FUNNY

[topaz patio]

you fucked it up gent

[vital sail]

I thought we were copying the show

[topaz patio]

yes

he says that before the guy sings "i want it that waaaay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlBYdiXdUa8

[calm nest]

I wish I could say the same

[vital sail]

i never wanna hear you sa

[stoic arrow]

It's almost 5:00 PM, cheeseburgers are half price at Sonic tonight. I'm gonna get food.

[stoic arrow]

get home so i can make fun of you

[vital sail]

my bad original gansgster

[calm nest]

Pot calling the kettle black

Go lay down again

[vital sail]

In my sefense

[calm nest]

And you know what I’m referring to

[vital sail]

Its 2 am and i sbould probably sleep

[topaz patio]

so long as you know, little grasshopper

[vital sail]

do yall have a good one

[vital sail]

Fym grasshopper

mfs be using anything as nickname stheae days

[stoic arrow]

i don't.

[barren tapir]

i had something like that when i was killa farming

yet again unlikely but surprising? no.

[rotund brook]

I have a bottle of this btw

[opal fossil]

Nrassnopper

[drifting magnet]

GUYS GUYS GUYSSS

I GOT NETWORK PROVIDER PT1

[rotund brook]

As well as most of their other scents. Good perfumer

[topaz patio]

do u like it

[drifting magnet]

Yessss

[rotund brook]

Yea it’s nice. A bit cloyingly sweet but it’s nice for very cold weather

[barren tapir]

[drifting magnet]

I didn’t do any of the quests needed either

[rotund brook]

They have one that smells like smoke and one that smells like a boozy coffee and those suit me better

[rotund brook]

He’s guilty

👍

[final wigeon]

u r tha goat

[barren tapir]

u tha real goat

[drifting magnet]

Y’all the goats

JACKPOTTT

[barren tapir]

man why do i gotta relogin to my account every other day

[tall citrus]

another shitty situation where i dont know how much damage i did to someone because the end of raid statistics are absolutely fucking wanky danky shite

i doubt theyd be accurate anyway. arena doesnt even give current hit damage

[lament notch]

!circle

!cultist

[iron haven]

??EVENTS

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[iron haven]

liar

i got like bosses on every map

[lament notch]

!commands

!cun7

[iron haven]

??code

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[topaz patio]

rate the weekly

[keen mango]

Lowk mid

[topaz patio]

fucking rank

i can't win a single match, let alone 2 in a row like wtf man

[wary vector]

FELT

[lament notch]

@nova niche I was told to message you by another moderator. Hello.

[nova niche]

?

[calm nest]

Alcohol scents are goated

If you don’t smell like liquor but in a good way b

You ain’t a man

[stoic arrow]

hit close to home?

[calm nest]

Smells like my childhood

[woven stirrup]

yo whats the deal with the hk 416a5 in arena, lvled up my g36 to 10 and the hk says i met the requirements yet i need to unlock it via armory ( already claimed through the g36 lvling rewards thing and reset my game)

[stoic arrow]

Did you go to the armory and buy it?

[rotund brook]

Sylvia what did you mean server ded?😭

[woven stirrup]

under armory it shows a symbol and 2 in red but also says its free

#screenshots see what im lookin at

[stoic arrow]

beat me to it

[keen mango]

Did you claim it from the leveling

[stoic arrow]

yeah you appear to be bugged

[woven stirrup]

yes

[woven stirrup]

darn i was afraid of this

[stoic arrow]

for your sake I hope I'm wrong

[woven stirrup]

nah i think your right, i did some research and some people said its a bug and to clear cache or verify integrity but i just wanted to check to see if im missing something discord first, thank yall!

[final wigeon]

yw

glad i could help

[woven stirrup]

[calm nest]

🤓

[stoic arrow]

[stoic arrow]

still in your head?

[harsh zodiac]

YO so, sorry if this is a known bug or been talked about but has anyone had the begining of raid, performance starts to decline until goes to legit 0 like im talking 2-3 fps for about 30 seconds to a minute at the begining of EVERY raid then it snaps back to normal 100+ fps.

[stoic arrow]

Not in main but I have this EXACT problem in Arena

[final wigeon]

do you feel it while loading as well?

[stoic arrow]

It's rare for me unlike you though

[harsh zodiac]

no only in raid, like the raid starts smooth but rapidly declines, not in loading, i usually load in beofre my buddies but they dont have the problem

and 1 in 5 raids it dosnt happen. majority it does

[calm nest]

Can’t hear you over the sound of my swag

[stoic arrow]

yet you continue to respond to me

i'm just tryna eat my fries

[final wigeon]

and you clear cache and logs regularly? Restarting PC? Did integrity checks? all good to do

[calm nest]

Put em in the bag lil bro

If you really did get “hired”

[harsh zodiac]

ill try the logs never done that, next step for me was reinstalling but thank you ill try that

[calm nest]

At that “Wendy’s” you applied to

That you told me all about

[stoic arrow]

oh for the love of god CLEAR THEM

[harsh zodiac]

ty ill try all this

LOL

[calm nest]

Five. Hundred. Log folders.

[stoic arrow]

No shit that's probably causing memory overload/leaks

[stoic arrow]

thousand*

[final wigeon]

just to like make sure yk

[harsh zodiac]

ive played for 5 years and never done that lol never had this issue

[stoic arrow]

million*

Genuinely curious how many files you're about to delete

[final wigeon]

im pretty sure every raid sends a log to that folder LOL

[stoic arrow]

bare minimum every login

[final wigeon]

true

[midnight moon]

connection lost only for my raid, or is it the servers which are borked?

[stoic arrow]

some servers are shitty but no outages reported

[midnight moon]

cheers what a crap, guess my gear is goners

[wintry tendon]

just put ur pc in the washer and dryer

[stoic arrow]

You're the third or fourth DC in a couple hours here in chat

[wintry tendon]

should fix the issue

[midnight moon]

yeah I try rubbing some salt over the GPU that should fix it too

[harsh zodiac]

well i have logs from 2024

[wintry tendon]

mine shrink when it came out but after a couple days it went back to normal

[stoic arrow]

bro 😭 🥀

[tired lynx]

what are we talking about mate?

[harsh zodiac]

1252 items to delete

[midnight moon]

ahahahahahah

[stoic arrow]

Holy fuck.

[calm nest]

Bathing our computers

[wintry tendon]

scroll up

[calm nest]

What were you thinking about?

[harsh zodiac]

7 gigs holy

[stoic arrow]

JESUS CHRIST

[harsh zodiac]

WELP I THINK WE FOUND THE PROBLEM

[calm nest]

John Memory Leak

[cold brook]

Shin >

[midnight moon]

without context that seems really deep

[stoic arrow]

Lmfao enjoy your +30 FPS and your memory problem fix (I pray)

[calm nest]

Bro had 1% of a modern cod in logs

That’s crazy

[knotty musk]

Im back on the sorcerer grind

[calm nest]

Oh my god who let Butch in here

[flint sequoia]

Hi

[stoic arrow]

His logs folder was bigger than Gears of War 2 + all 4 map packs

[knotty musk]

Hmm

[harsh zodiac]

im playing in 10k smellvision now

[calm nest]

Coulda fit 300k dooms in there

[cold brook]

Sorc it up spellboy

[knotty musk]

Me and Sylvia decimated a whole lobby just to fight the boss

Then we ran out of time so couldn't finish fighting boss

[flint sequoia]

Hows it going

[cold brook]

tldr, you were slow

Lock in next time

[stoic arrow]

only 2928.87 actually

[knotty musk]

No they just kept third partying mid boss fight

[stoic arrow]

Uncompressed of course

[calm nest]

How many dooms is factory worth

[stoic arrow]

hang on

[calm nest]

How many individual instances of doom could you fit on a factory lobby

Important question if they add modding to PvE

[knotty musk]

"Modding"

[calm nest]

If there ever becomes a tarkov dev tool to life so I can make the unlimited lightkeeper sex glitch a real thing

I think the universe might implode

[knotty musk]

I highly doubt bsg will give full mod support

[stoic arrow]

shame they don't want free money

[mild viper]

But but roadmap :c

[keen mango]

First thing I’ll mod is adding Butch to the game

[harsh zodiac]

ight heres the test to see if the 7gigs of lgos fixed my issue

[mild viper]

1 small gecko

[calm nest]

There’s not enough size on any map to fit him

[stoic arrow]

for me it's reskinning Kaban to look like @calm nest

[knotty musk]

Add my gecko to it and we have a deal

[harsh zodiac]

i can smell thru time now

[keen mango]

If kaban fits it’s enough

[calm nest]

Kollontay

I’m not Kaban level yet

[stoic arrow]

I'm calling you fat

[keen mango]

No I feel like

[stoic arrow]

fatty

[calm nest]

I got the kollontay thickness

[keen mango]

Mechanic would be the model for Butch

Since Butch is a nerd

[calm nest]

Because he looks like chud?

[knotty musk]

I don't wear glasses

[stoic arrow]

Bro I live across the country from you and can hear you roll out of bed

[calm nest]

I’m modding the mechanic in game trader to be chud

[harsh zodiac]

pixar mom ah proportions

[calm nest]

First thing

[keen mango]

Oh so geon

Female pmcs

[calm nest]

Rich coming from the carp outta water

I could hear the earth crumble when you did that shit

[stoic arrow]

weight check

[calm nest]

Your ancestors probably broke Pangaea

[surreal moth]

broke it’s back

[calm nest]

I don’t even own a scale

Last one broke when I tried

[keen mango]

Hey

[stoic arrow]

pipe down then

kaban

[keen mango]

Guys stop being mean

[mild viper]

Weight from pure muscle

[surreal moth]

kaban

[calm nest]

I wish I was Kaban lwk

Big ass dude with a bunch of guards and a big ass PKP

[surreal moth]

you act about his size

[stoic arrow]

as someone who's seen a photo of him, no...

[calm nest]

That sounds dope

[mild viper]

😭

[calm nest]

💀

[mild viper]

Can i be one of your guards

[calm nest]

You literally said “omg you’re the hunkiest man ever pls marry me”

Don’t wanna hear it

[stoic arrow]

proof?

[calm nest]

No image perms

[mild viper]

I was the message its true

[topaz patio]

i do love me a good bowl of nongshim kimchi

[harsh zodiac]

i didnt know the game could run this smooth

[stoic arrow]

LMAO

[calm nest]

Yeah I’ll buy you the black shirt, pants and hat

[mild viper]

Gus :3

[calm nest]

And embroider Basmach/gus on it

[nova niche]

Where am ai

[calm nest]

Depends on what you want

[nova niche]

[topaz patio]

this one

TOP TIER

[mild viper]

Gus has the cooler hat

[harsh zodiac]

dang now im hungry

[maiden tapir]

Gas

[silk mountain]

when i open terminal i can just run it as much as i want or is it like a one time

[topaz patio]

no farting here

[maiden tapir]

Fire

[stoic arrow]

After you escape you cannot return

[stiff marten]

You can run it as much as you want until you actually escape

[calm nest]

You can re-run it multiple times until you escape

Once you escape you have to reset/prestige to do terminal again

[silk mountain]

but i cant like take loot and shit from there and extract right?

[stoic arrow]

correct

[silk mountain]

aight thanks bro

[stoic arrow]

Grab essentials off corpses and leave the rest

[calm nest]

No, everything you have with you at the moment of transit will be with you when you return to stash

Including other players loot

[keen mango]

Ai?

[stoic arrow]

Good luck.

[calm nest]

If you kill someone at the terminal entrance you can loot them and enter terminal, you will have their stuff back in stash

I’ve done it three times

[stoic arrow]

twice*

[silk mountain]

oh i didnt even know you can find players there

[mild viper]

Three whole times

[silk mountain]

i thought it was only ai

[keen mango]

What if you die with the stuff

[calm nest]

Other players spawn in terminal , it’s best to cooperate now

There are guaranteed 3 seats

4-5 is random if there will be enough seats

[stoic arrow]

Not in my run teehee

[calm nest]

ANYTHING you have one you at the MOMENT of transit will return no matter what

[stoic arrow]

WHAT he SAID

[keen mango]

So I can just

Camp transit

Kill someone going in

Go in terminal with his gear

Die to the ai

[calm nest]

Yeah ask @dawn scaffold

[keen mango]

And I get his shit for free

[harsh zodiac]

theres a special place for you.

[stoic arrow]

You're wasting bare minimum 400K for a keycard to Terminal

So yeah go ahead and do it

[calm nest]

Survivors have the luxury of -5 mil we love money farming

[keen mango]

If you do debtor

All it costs is a blue folder

[quiet dust]

if you get an ending on PvE, does the background transfer to PvP?

[stoic arrow]

guess how much they cost?

[calm nest]

Which costs 400k.

[keen mango]

Achievement based

[calm nest]

Lmao

[keen mango]

You can make them at intel

[harsh zodiac]

u dont need to go into terminal u can be a camping rat bastard and just exteract, there was a guy who killed me twice as i swiped the card to terminal named "terminal gaurd"

[fathom lagoon]

Anyone ever received intelligence folders in locked crates from ref ?

[stoic arrow]

Those are terrible value

Lmao

[stoic arrow]

yes

[calm nest]

Valuables crates drop them now

[fathom lagoon]

🤞

[keen mango]

Okay have my idea now

[calm nest]

Fairly common

[stoic arrow]

They always have

[keen mango]

No one go transit na west

[harsh zodiac]

^

[calm nest]

That’s why survivor is best ending

No card swipe needed

[stoic arrow]

Not escaping tarkov this prestige, not my problem

[calm nest]

Copying me

[fathom lagoon]

I’ve been going crazy trying to find folders but just started arena and have several from ref

[stoic arrow]

Planned it months before you

I said day 2 of 1.0 I was going to skip escaping for one of my prestiges

[keen mango]

Wait

Thanks

[harsh zodiac]

yeah? 300 mill or 500 mil is best? lol what??

[stoic arrow]

Bro I did the money grind for Fallen in 2 days and that was 140 mil

I could do the 500 in 2 weeks

[calm nest]

If you did survivor you wouldn’t have to stand still swiping a card

[keen mango]

Liar

[calm nest]

Simply better

[harsh zodiac]

standing still for .5 seconds > 500 mil

[keen mango]

No your pants are on fire

[stoic arrow]

Cope

[knotty musk]

@stoic arrow don't discuss tos sites

[keen mango]

Oh

[stoic arrow]

yeah yeah I forgot mb

[calm nest]

Rarest ending >>

[stoic arrow]

Lamest background

[harsh zodiac]

yes thats whuy its worth it, not cuz u dont have to swipe lol

working on that one next

[calm nest]

Literally just debtor background minus the lightning

Kekw

[topaz patio]

didn't you say you're going to sleep

[stoic arrow]

Guess which is second worst?

[harsh zodiac]

i dont do it for the background

[knotty musk]

New episode of the rookie unfortunately

[keen mango]

I hate the new season

[stoic arrow]

couldn't be me

[keen mango]

So much nepotism

[final wigeon]

Fallen ending best background and dogtag

[topaz patio]

last last.. every season after s2... too DEI for me

[stoic arrow]

based

[knotty musk]

This

[calm nest]

Fallen so boring

[topaz patio]

saying that, i've been re-watching agents of shield

[knotty musk]

Eh I enjoy the show, it's entertaining

[stoic arrow]

This guy didn't even do I am Speed pipe down

[calm nest]

“Erm I wanna nuke tarkov” just say you ain’t scavmaxxing and lootpilled 🥱 🥱 🥱

[stoic arrow]

says the guy that did the 300

[knotty musk]

That's not even fallen

[topaz patio]

i think i stopped after season... 5?

idfr

[final wigeon]

dude doesnt even know the lore lmao

[topaz patio]

may pick it up again, season 1 was big sheesh

[calm nest]

You literally shill for terragroup

[knotty musk]

Wha

For fallen?

[stoic arrow]

pretty much

[knotty musk]

Not really at all

[stoic arrow]

You assist in covering up their secrets

[calm nest]

Mate

[stoic arrow]

but okay

[calm nest]

Did you read

The fucking ending YOU got

💀

[knotty musk]

Yes

You clearly haven't

[topaz patio]

my neighbours must think a psycho is living here..
my blinders are 10% open, very little sliths basically
room's LED lights are set to blood red

[stoic arrow]

By not revealing their plans to the world Terragroup literally carries out their plot to destroy tarkov and enslave humanity

[calm nest]

|| ok so the terragroup guy attempting to murder you after saying “your knowledge alone makes this difficult” was for no reason I guess? ||

[cold stone]

why red

[calm nest]

You literally gave

[cold stone]

red = evil

[calm nest]

|| the Terragroup mega virus ||

|| that ended humanity ||

|| to prapor ||

How

Is that not TG shilling?

[stoic arrow]

I wonder who that character works for

[calm nest]

Butch has done batya

[astral jolt]

i love getting a terrible spawn in the open and then crashing immediatley

[calm nest]

And bro still doesn’t know

[knotty musk]

That's a not trusting kerman and doing what you can to escape angle

Not an i love terragroup angle

[stoic arrow]

Did you not listen to Kerman at all?

[calm nest]

Dude did you read at all

Lmao

[stoic arrow]

He tells you directly thats you played a pivotal role in assisting TG

When you tell him to fuck off he tells you that you caused the world to crumble

[knotty musk]

You're fully missing the point of what I just said but go off

[civic widget]

[stoic arrow]

Two things can be true at once but go off

[knotty musk]

Its not like my character was like omg I love terragroup let me give this to prapor

[harsh zodiac]

"but go off"

[spice bane]

another rookie fan i see?

[stoic arrow]

You doing anything to escape, knowing the repercussions of your actions, is picking a side

and you sided with TerraGroup, knowingly or not.

[knotty musk]

That doesn't make the character a shill tho

Throwing buzzwords around

[stoic arrow]

Debatable

[knotty musk]

At least know what you're saying

[stoic arrow]

Idk man slaving yourself to a corporate entity sounds shillish to me

[surreal moth]

no thank you

[final wigeon]

you guys read what was being said? i just like the background and dogtag

it doesnt have to be that deep

[stoic arrow]

yes to both

[surreal moth]

it’s tarkov it’s extremely deep

[stoic arrow]

^

[knotty musk]

Just instant condescending behaviour over nothing

Like chill

[stoic arrow]

nobody's being condescending.

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-intereasting-gif-27177481

[keen mango]

What just happened I was gone for like 10 minutes

[surreal moth]

interesting

cody is pissing me off

[keen mango]

Sorry I'll go back to my hole

[knotty musk]

Anyway

Fallen has best menu and dogtag

[stoic arrow]

Yes

[surreal moth]

no

[stoic arrow]

Maybe

[surreal moth]

savior

it’s peaceful although i like fallen dogtag

[topaz patio]

the woman i was with earlier had a red galaxy LED on

(was a gift from me)

[stoic arrow]

Being common as fuck ruined its luster + it runs at 5 FPS

[surreal moth]

i think they fixed that

[stoic arrow]

I'll check when I hop on main

Both gud though

[rose notch]

Can i drop my boy a paracord in raid?

[knotty musk]

Probably

Double click it and see

[rose notch]

Says > 1

[knotty musk]

So you can't drop more than 1

[rose notch]

Appreciated

[harsh zodiac]

oh no it still happens :/ wasnt the 7 gigs of logs

it is quicker now tho

[stoic arrow]

huh

well then.

[surreal moth]

7 gigs of logs

[harsh zodiac]

its deff better but yeah idk, ill reinstall later probably

[stoic arrow]

2 years worth he said

[harsh zodiac]

yeah ahahaha i had never done that since i built this pc didnt know it was a thing

[stoic arrow]

we all learn

[topaz patio]

ok

[rotund brook]

ok

[stoic arrow]

ok

[harsh zodiac]

ok

[topaz patio]

grilled camambert with cranberry jam for second dinner or no?

[stoic arrow]

send it

[harsh zodiac]

second dinner?

[topaz patio]

ye usually happens after the first one

[harsh zodiac]

send it

[mellow crane]

anyiony wamt tpo lay with polish guy 22 years i know english

[topaz patio]

which was... 1 bar of 80% cocoa chocolate with ~150ml of 15% abv mead

[topaz patio]

go to #pvp-lfg

[tacit path]

1 bar as in pressure or?

[topaz patio]

danford

[tacit path]

Sup

[topaz patio]

i prefer your previous pfp

[tacit path]

lol im sorry

You miss my lettuce?

[topaz patio]

idfk i don't associate you with a red dog that's for sure

[tacit path]

Another mod hated it. I think it was Sylvia

[tacit path]

We could change that 😉

[topaz patio]

no

[tacit path]

Request denied. Understood

[topaz patio]

your fault for having the same pfp for a long time

[tacit path]

I don't change it often

[mellow crane]

hello anyone here

wonts to helo me

[rotund brook]

Nah

[tacit path]

Define, "Here"

[old grove]

is 2k gp coins a lot

[mellow crane]

ok thx

[old grove]

I been saving

[rotund brook]

What do you need help with

[mellow crane]

im only wanted to playu with someone

[rotund brook]

??lfg

[reef condor]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[spice bane]

@knotty musk since you mentioned The Rookie earlier, what do you think of the episode last week?

[stoic arrow]

I have 4K between both games

[old grove]

tiktok ahh show

[old grove]

can't you buy thicc cases with them?

[rotund brook]

We also have #regional-communities and the Russia server if you prefer other languages

[old grove]

I haven't got lvl 4 ref yet

[stoic arrow]

not ref 4 but yes

[old grove]

huh

[knotty musk]

The final one?

[old grove]

who is the trade with?

[stoic arrow]

as in, i'm not ref 4

^

[old grove]

oh

[knotty musk]

Or actually last weeks

[mellow crane]

come on play with me giys pls

[old grove]

no thanks, #pvp-lfg

[stoic arrow]

^

[stiff marten]

Yeah that tracks, looking at your other messages [reply to now deleted "I high asf"]

[spice bane]

last weeks, episode 17

[knotty musk]

I thought it was good

[spice bane]

i didnt expect it to be the end for you know who though

[knotty musk]

No neither but it fits i think

[spice bane]

it does, fitting end to the story for them

[knotty musk]

Agreed

[spice bane]

played the game, got what they deserved

[knotty musk]

The finale was pretty good

Just finished it

[south cosmos]

hi folks where do i go for support on installing arena

[spice bane]

damn, i dont get that till 4AM my time

so, 2.5h from now

[knotty musk]

Its a good watch

[spice bane]

im looking forward to it

ive been waiting patiently every week since the season dropped for new episodes

[knotty musk]

I forgot the season started so I had a bunch to binge

[spice bane]

always the best feeling that

loads of good content

i think i more or less binged season 1 through 7

[knotty musk]

Yeah that's what I did

[spice bane]

i got it on my youtube shorts so often and i finally decided, "fine, ill watch it"

no regrets there

[knotty musk]

Yeah that's what happened with me hahahaha

[spice bane]

i dont remember what season it was, but whenever jackson died was tragic

[knotty musk]

Yeah that was a sad one

[spice bane]

same with zoe actually

[quartz orchid]

Anybody know a prestige 6 Bustovsky

[elfin ruin]

I have a really important question that only the eft-chat chatters can answer

[quartz orchid]

well?

[spice bane]

damn

[stiff marten]

soomething about D&D?

[thorny quarry]

does anyone know how long it takes for fence to reach out after turning in all major evidence? In game says 24-48 but the wiki doesn't mention any time gate

[stoic arrow]

Pretty sure it's been reduced since then. I would guess 12-24 now

[knotty musk]

I would assume if the game tells you then that's what it is

[elfin ruin]

What is the best pizza topping?
(sauce and cheese don’t count but can influence your decision)

[vagrant sequoia]

This is the first thing I see in chat

[knotty musk]

Bbq base with chicken, ham and ground beef

[quartz orchid]

pepperoni or salami

[vagrant sequoia]

and im leaving before someone says something silly

[civic widget]

I like all meat pizzas

[stoic arrow]

Final Fallen time gate's been shortened and the game hadn't updated that dialogue when I escaped

[quartz orchid]

anything else is posturing

[stiff marten]

I like hot peppers + egg + hot sausage + onion + bell pepper

[knotty musk]

Lmao nevermind then

[quartz orchid]

posturing

[stoic arrow]

Yeah when they did that last 40% reduction I don't think they changed the dialogues

[elfin ruin]

I think some form of pig meat is the most common answer, so does that make it objectively the best? (Pepperoni, bacon, ham etc)

[spice bane]

nduja, black olives and mushrooms

[stoic arrow]

Given I did Fallen about a month ago now

[quartz orchid]

skip bacon

bacon too crunchy for pizza

[stoic arrow]

not on a breakfast pizza

[civic widget]

Probably

[quartz orchid]

its pepperoni or salami health efects be damned

[stoic arrow]

gawsh I love breakfast pizza

[quartz orchid]

well he didnt say breakfast pizza did he

[elfin ruin]

If it’s crunchy they did it wrong

[civic widget]

I’m not a big fan of pepperoni unironically

[knotty musk]

I definitely think some time of pork is the best topping

[quartz orchid]

if it tastes like bacon its wrong

[civic widget]

Other types of meat is good tho

[knotty musk]

Chicken in close second

[stoic arrow]

is this anti-breakfast pizza propaganda?

[knotty musk]

Statistically

[civic widget]

Breakfast and pizza don’t mix

[quartz orchid]

the question was best pizza topping, not best breakfast pizza topping

[spice bane]

a breakfast pizza is a pizza so

[stoic arrow]

hard disagree.

[civic widget]

You eat yogurt, toast, waffles, fruit, and other stuff for breakfast…

[civic widget]

Fat

[vagrant sequoia]

I dunnoi

[stoic arrow]

cheese sauce, eggs, and sausage on a flatbread is goated

[vagrant sequoia]

If you have pizza the night before

[elfin ruin]

Breakfast pizza is just pizza leftover from last night night

[stoic arrow]

that too

[stiff marten]

^

[final wigeon]

^

[vagrant sequoia]

You defo get to eat it for breakfast

[civic widget]

Well leftovers is different

[stoic arrow]

naturally

[quartz orchid]

true

[knotty musk]

Keep it cold tho

[civic widget]

But a specified breakfast pizza with egg….

[spice bane]

^

[stoic arrow]

only if it's before 1 pm

[civic widget]

A bit much

[final wigeon]

when youre an adult you can eat whatever you want when you want

[vagrant sequoia]

cold pizza is better than warm pizza lmao

[quartz orchid]

I eat cold pizza for breakfast all the time, doesnt make it a proper breakfast

[knotty musk]

Depends on the sauce I think

[spice bane]

100% agree, leftover pizza should be cold and not reheated

[elfin ruin]

My favourite pizza topping is garlic butter

[stoic arrow]

that's a meal of champs wdym?

[civic widget]

When youre an adult you also need to watch your health before it comes out of your pocket :)

[quartz orchid]

thats some liberal shit right there

[quartz orchid]

meal of champs but not a nice breakfast

[stoic arrow]

disagree

[final wigeon]

negative. do what you want. especially if it makes you happy

[stiff marten]

Do you eat frozen pizza just by thawing it no your kitchen counter only as much that it reaches a chewable consistency?

[civic widget]

Yummy

[stoic arrow]

based

[chilly dragon]

So this is not visible to you..?

[final wigeon]

that would be wild af lol

[keen mango]

Hello

[vagrant sequoia]

no

[civic widget]

Enjoy learning that lesson the hard way 10 ish years from now or whatever if all you eat for breakfast is stuff like that. Occasionally won’t hurt but it shouldn’t be a usual imo. Gotta take care of your body man

[spice bane]

the people who make the cooking instructions on the frozen pizza on how long it should be in the oven for and the temp used are wrong, the answer is 225 degrees celsius for however long its necessary

[spiral mesa]

anyone else getting the infinite loading when hitting next after raid

[stoic arrow]

I put it in a blender and mix it with ice to make a smoothie

[quartz orchid]

boohoo everything is ok in moderation

dont eat like shit everyday and youll be fine

[elfin ruin]

Okay I ordered a ham and cheese pizza with garlic butter thanks chat you’ve been very helpful

[stoic arrow]

geegee

enjoy

[civic widget]

Mhm!

[civic widget]

Enjoy!!

[spice bane]

smh you forgot mushrooms

[stoic arrow]

midshrooms

[errant pagoda]

is there anything that prevents someone from trying to get into the same queue as their friend on a dead server and cheesing things like shooter born

[vagrant sequoia]

shrooms are ok

[elfin ruin]

It’s okay, this place charges per topping so

[spice bane]

mushrooms on pizza is so good

[quartz orchid]

your penis size will decrease

[vagrant sequoia]

little bit of onion though

[knotty musk]

Fuck mushrooms

[elfin ruin]

I ain’t paying extra for mushrooms

[vagrant sequoia]

god tier

[knotty musk]

No onions

[spice bane]

mushroom in general is so good

[final wigeon]

im not young and ive already ate what i wanted for breakfast for years. Monster energy for breakfast while in the field goes crazy

[knotty musk]

No mushrooms

Just all meat

[vagrant sequoia]

Okay real question now chek

[stoic arrow]

blue collar spotted

[vagrant sequoia]

where'd you order from

because I swear if you say dominos or some shit

[elfin ruin]

Mr Pizza

[errant pagoda]

capturing outposts is making me go crazy bro it might be worth the decrease

[elfin ruin]

Bossman place

[quartz orchid]

get good

[topaz patio]

nothing tops authentic thin crust margherita

[elfin ruin]

Money laundering business type shit

[quartz orchid]

just go man up and kill people

[stoic arrow]

domino's is so mid and I refuse to accept any other opinion

[vagrant sequoia]

okay no idea what that is so it's defo gonna be good

[errant pagoda]

10 woods raids and not a single person at that stupid camp

[short marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/armenia-gif-8788993694599713372

[quartz orchid]

do people just go on the internet to lie?

[quartz orchid]

the camp has people at it litterally every game just get a good spawn, wait and dont fuck it up

[vagrant sequoia]

lemme order a large plain pizza for £28 from dominos

[elfin ruin]

Yeah they’re always the best, deep pan and greasy as hell

[quartz orchid]

50% off all orders like a week ago

[spice bane]

neopolitan style is the one true best pizza style, my mind will not be swayed on this

[stoic arrow]

Overpriced, tastes mid

[quartz orchid]

europoors didnt get it

[errant pagoda]

holy ragebait

[short marsh]

W

[quartz orchid]

2 for 6.99 most of the time

[vagrant sequoia]

They're permanently 50% off because nobody would ever pay that for a pizza lmao

[short marsh]

truth nuke

[elfin ruin]

Still double the price of Mr Pizza and half as good even with 50% off

[vagrant sequoia]

at least in the UK

[quartz orchid]

2 medium two toppings for 7 bucks, overpirced?

[calm nest]

Cardboard pizza

40% smaller at 20% higher prices

[vagrant sequoia]

one sec

[stoic arrow]

this man gets it

[vagrant sequoia]

lemme grab my phone

[topaz patio]

you're a loser by default if you don't abuse the new account discount every time you order

[elfin ruin]

Two mediums for half price is like still $20 equivalent lol

[quartz orchid]

28 tiddlywinkles for a pizza is just plain false

[stoic arrow]

There's a reason they have permanent discount codes

[quartz orchid]

your spreading fake news

[stoic arrow]

Nobody pays full price for ts

[quartz orchid]

some of us arent on that poor mindset

[short marsh]

guy like me eating pizza from anywhere as long as my gf feeds me it with her feet #TRUTHNUKE

[stoic arrow]

Casey's pizza is infinitely better iykyk

[quartz orchid]

reminds me of the "girl I dated didn't like I used an android emulator to get free nuggets"

[calm nest]

I mean if you want mid pizza just go get little Caesar’s, it’s mid, but it ain’t expensive and mid

[topaz patio]

fitting name

[stiff marten]

free foood's free food

[vagrant sequoia]

just gotta scribble out my postcode lmao

[stoic arrow]

hot and ready for a fiver baby

[elfin ruin]

£49.98 is like $70 by the way

[quartz orchid]

I had 3 dollars in my bank account less than 24 hours ago im lying

I started giving the gas station my number for red bull discounts

[topaz patio]

do i need to teach u how to get new account discounts every time?

[vagrant sequoia]

Okay they are usually £25 but they have never not been on sale

[elfin ruin]

Yeah the menu price is a scam and you can only get something from the deals and the pizza is mid anyway

[quartz orchid]

if I would appreciate that

[quartz orchid]

true

[elfin ruin]

For dominos money you can get like 4 large bossman place pizzas

[stoic arrow]

What I will give domino's credit for, their desserts are delicious

[quartz orchid]

they run deals like every week, menu price is a scam, treat it like steam discounts

unless its 99% off its not a good deal

[vagrant sequoia]

Mate, its that much of a scam, the jumbo garlic is usually say £2.20, but if you go to checkout, it will put it on sale for £1.40

like

[calm nest]

Haha almost 20 USD for a large shitty pizza, I can get a pizza and calzone for that price at a restaurant locally owned by an Italian

[elfin ruin]

Yeah we know and it’s still a scam

[vagrant sequoia]

Theres an entire secret discounted menu

[elfin ruin]

Look at what I sent

[quartz orchid]

type of mf to say "eat local"

[gloomy ember]

does anyone know what task unlocks the Death shadow mask for ref

[elfin ruin]

It’s $35 for a single pizza when it’s 50% off lol

[topaz patio]

dm'd

[vagrant sequoia]

Except the deals are also a scam lol

[calm nest]

If I want fast food pizza I’m getting papa John’s

[stoic arrow]

Casey's without fail

[calm nest]

And getting a Shaq-a-roni, if I’m spending 20 dollars on a pizza that box better not even be able to fit in my fridge

[stoic arrow]

based

[calm nest]

I should have to seperate the leftovers in 5 ziplock bags

[stoic arrow]

not to mention the other reason we like PJ's

kek

[quartz orchid]

ok then buster brown sit inside and eat PB&j all day

[spice bane]

best part about university parties is the free pizza i can get at the end

[calm nest]

New Yorkers wya

[elfin ruin]

A large pizza from Mr Pizza is £10 or you can get 3 for £20
So one pizza from Dominos costs the same as three from Mr Pizza, and Dominos is WORSE

[calm nest]

Let’s go to 2 bros

Dollar slice from 2 bros

🤤

[quartz orchid]

on foenem grave

shoutout pizza by the sea I think

they are next to destin and oralando

pizza so big the slice barely fits in the box, pizza bigger than my desk

[spice bane]

here in Norway, a chain makes an actually banger vegetarian pizza

[stoic arrow]

Local/Regional place I presume?

[vagrant sequoia]

To compare, if the pizzas werent discounted - I could have bought 2x 10'' pizzas a tray of kebab meat, 2x chips and 2x dips for £18.50, delivery is an extra £2 so £20.50 for an entire family feast or a single dogshit pizza lmao

[spice bane]

lowkey one of the best ones too

[quartz orchid]

we are talking about pizzas not unholy concoctions

[topaz patio]

this Mr. Pizza person sure knows what he's doing

[calm nest]

I miss New York pizza man

[final wigeon]

??wiki

[reef condor]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/
https://discord.com/invite/7ZeEyfU

[spice bane]

whatever, pizza is pizza no matter the topping

[elfin ruin]

He’s literally John Pizza I’ll defend him for life his pizzas are amazing

[stoic arrow]

base Ref 2, came from a battle pass

[vagrant sequoia]

Everywhere is john pizza when you compare to dominos

[topaz patio]

does he call you bossman?

[calm nest]

Ref 1

[spice bane]

a margarita is a vegetarian pizza too for that matter

[vagrant sequoia]

also papa johns is exactly the same

[stoic arrow]

even better

[elfin ruin]

No he’s the bossman

[vagrant sequoia]

swear its the same company just different name and instead of blue its green

[gloomy ember]

so i cant get it anymore

[topaz patio]

Based on your description, I agree

[stoic arrow]

I always hit Ref 2 before raid 1 so I never remember

[quartz orchid]

yeah but then you have to eat toxic sludge

[stoic arrow]

correct

[calm nest]

The grey death shadow nope

[vagrant sequoia]

both are toxic sludge

[gloomy ember]

okay

[quartz orchid]

papa johns is a reccession proof stock

literally as people get poorer people buy more of that shit

[topaz patio]

I've recently come to enjoy "subway" a lot

[elfin ruin]

The one thing Dominos gets right is their crust, the pizza itself is dogshit

[calm nest]

THATS WHY YOU THE GOAT

Always the best opinions

[topaz patio]

their honey glaze rye bread is chef kiss

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The CORRECT opinions

[wooden kayak]

New ADS was exactly as terrible as we thought itd be

So bad they canned it

[quartz orchid]

did they change it?

or try to?

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gone for now

[calm nest]

And papa John’s has the juicy pepper

[wooden kayak]

Not enough

[quartz orchid]

what was wrong with it

[calm nest]

I fucks with the juicy pepper

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it was ass

[quartz orchid]

when was it in?

[wooden kayak]

It's also fundamentally wrong when our aim is already shouldered

[quartz orchid]

I dont remember it

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ETS

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oh gotcha

yeah not sure why they didnt use ETS more

unless they did and I just didnt see anything about it

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LVNDMARK did a vid on it

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Theyre doing it now

Axel too

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I watched the stream when the server went up, I refused to touch it myself

Also that file was massive

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ETS has had lots of tests over the last decade, it was just under NDA, that was waved and that’s why you’re hearing more about it

[wooden kayak]

New engine v ig

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I’m convinced the new ADS they tried was something Nikita made by himself when nobody was in office to stop him and he kept pushing it because we hurt his feelings on the twitter post

[quartz orchid]

can people talk about the pre NDA stuff now that its waived?

[vagrant sequoia]

yes

[elfin ruin]

People can talk about ETS all they like now

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Why was it originally under NDA? That never made sense to me

[vagrant sequoia]

Well

[short marsh]

that shit was NOT a decade

[vagrant sequoia]

Look at the community reaction to the ADS changes

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Unc

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Now think of that

But for everything they tested on the ETS

[short marsh]

streets saying no wipe is an L move for the game

my thoughts on this matter soon

[calm nest]

Hardcore wipe ETS would have caused a thermonuclear explosion in this chat

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The only thing that comes to mind that would have a reaction even close to this one was the change to 0.14's armor system

But yeah checks out

[vagrant sequoia]

Armour system was good imo

[elfin ruin]

They doing both though

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I had no qualms

[vagrant sequoia]

just needed reworked

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I enjoyed aiming for armpits

[vagrant sequoia]

There was a few recoil tests