eft-chat

[vital sail]

im actually this close to deleting the game

[granite token]

some would say i'm the wolf of those wall streets of tarkov

[tender thicket]

I play soldier front

[tall citrus]

were only allowed a pittance of flechette per reset

[dusky mason]

play piranha

[mild viper]

Buy it on reset then

Just stockpile

[tender thicket]

I only use shot guns on tarkov if I’m doing setup

[mild viper]

There are multiple other shotgun quests...

[tender thicket]

the one with the paca

[grave star]

have they figured out cheaters?

[tender thicket]

Hell nah

[mild viper]

Headshots with shotgun on shoreline

[tender thicket]

not kappa required

thirsty hounds?

Lol

[vital sail]

i swear bro

[daring ruin]

PIRANHA MY BELOVED

[vital sail]

if you dont spawn near the office on labs

youre not making money

[tender thicket]

If you don’t survive on labs period you ain’t making gualla

[mild viper]

Fishy

[vital sail]

its just duos bro

i've won like almost every 1v1

[tender thicket]

it’s just it’s just it’s just

[vital sail]

but then i get held by 2 dudes from different angles

[tender thicket]

Good stuff!!

[vital sail]

nice bro

[dusky mason]

don't kill one guy

[vital sail]

leave some bait for the rest of us you fatass

[dusky mason]

but two guys now

[tender thicket]

LMFAO

[fossil widget]

stuck at server connection lost, what do i do?

[dusky mason]

stop playing

[fossil widget]

I thought this is a helpful community

[dusky mason]

it ins't really

nah sorry dude

i got no clue

just restart game

and then pc idk

or just wait

[surreal moth]

hes trying

[median niche]

Wats wrong with ur eye dude

R u ok

[vital sail]

its deadeye

dummy

[dusky mason]

actual good joke

[keen mango]

Hi

[keen mango]

What’s wrong?

[vital sail]

stop baiting the poor dude

looking for people that will queue with me to labs and accidently die right away

[dusky mason]

are you just looking to lower the number of people in your game

whilte ording all the loot

[vital sail]

uhh

i plead the fifth?

[dusky mason]

can't argue with that

[tender thicket]

LOL

[dusky mason]

doing Fallen ending makes me want to scream we need more money arthur

[tender thicket]

I need 4 other people to join me in a labs run so I can get less people into my server

Thanks

[dusky mason]

eu ?

[tender thicket]

EU NA SEA SA MEX I don’t discriminate

[dusky mason]

why not ig

[tender thicket]

everything but ISR

[dusky mason]

pm me when its full

and go ask on #pvp-lfg

[tender thicket]

I was kidding

[dusky mason]

):

[tender thicket]

Bellend

[random temple]

How close can i get to the ruaf when going to terminal (night)? on offline you can pretty much get all the way to the gate i dont really trust it though

[thorny lynx]

is everyones servers broken in tarkv

[mossy lodge]

yes

was 50m away from extract

[thorny lynx]

xd

[dusky mason]

not mine

[quartz escarp]

yea managed to reconnect tho

[thorny lynx]

i got back in

[timid leaf]

I don't think in practice raids the ruaf AI is active

[jade copper]

You can go up only into the terminal that talks to you without the keycard

All around is either snipers or mines

[vital sail]

bomboclat wallahi

[obsidian orchid]

Anyone else struggling to log in?. Im getting

Error on post
Error: 0
A Task was cancelled
Error: 0

[stoic arrow]

Just loaded up Arena perfectly fine

idk if it's just you or a main game problem

[obsidian orchid]

aight probably my end then. Thanks

[stoic arrow]

np

[short crane]

any1 escaping rite now

[surreal moth]

and in #pvp-lfg

[old grove]

why can I transfer 1.5 mill and 350 gp coins from arena now?

[split galleon]

??event

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[old grove]

oh W may 4th update

[surreal moth]

just a reminder to leave a react on this amazing art #fan-art message

[lime breach]

When icebreaker

[astral jolt]

MAY FOURTH

[vital sail]

lowkey, what if you could sprint without stamina as long as youre on painkillers but it damaged you

[astral jolt]

so berserk mode

[knotty musk]

reserve is TOO loud rn

[wintry tendon]

make it louder

[knotty musk]

why did i bring this guy

i have 3 maps left for the guide

reserve is one of them

[reef ether]

@floral edge this snake

[floral edge]

portal camping

[vital sail]

yoo is that sheef

[hollow meteor]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[reef ether]

crazy work

[mossy timber]

only thing im missing for prestige is bear buddy pedo armor and tagilla figurine and ive been looking for days anyone got any ideas

[drifting citrus]

CODES??

[quartz orchid]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[quartz orchid]

??events

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[quartz orchid]

Icebreaker when

[surreal moth]

yes

[knotty musk]

2 more maps

[vagrant nova]

the boys season finale will be available at the cinema 🔥‼️

[knotty musk]

oh damn

[vagrant nova]

u got this bro

only 2 more maps

[knotty musk]

woods/shoreline

[vagrant nova]

ez pz

[stoic arrow]

lite werk

[topaz patio]

that pvp?

[reef ether]

no

[topaz patio]

any kind of competition?

[reef ether]

it's skeleton cowboys helldivers

[topaz patio]

ooo so no competition

sounds good

[flat viper]

can you put a lobaev mount on the M1A

?

[reef ether]

it's just fun

[topaz patio]

yes

[flat viper]

I cant tho in Edit build or what am I missing

[stoic arrow]

maybe not on the small mount but yeah

[tender thicket]

Y’all gotta play some soldier front

frfr

[topaz patio]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you need

a mount

[reef ether]

nah, i'm on far far west for the forseeable

[topaz patio]

i can't, for the fuck of me, think of the name

but it's not the right most option

[flat viper]

got it nvm

thanks tho

[topaz patio]

aha

[vagrant nova]

probaly had to take off the rear sight on the M1A

[vital sail]

skibidi

geez louise

whats the pay

[astral jolt]

:I

[barren tapir]

I’m a skilled gamer! 🤩

[nova niche]

@glossy path no

[vital sail]

no what

apples? bananas?

[surreal moth]

wait i need toi take my skill to the next level

[barren tapir]

That was my future career u just deleted there

[vital sail]

i just wanted to know the pay

[astral jolt]

guys i have to admit

the only reason i buy marked keys is to gamble

[vital sail]

no shit

🤯

[barren tapir]

They should add slots to the hideout

[cold stone]

thats the spirit

[vital sail]

iq too high?

our brains are evolving again! 🥹

[astral jolt]

i hope someone shits in your coffee

[vital sail]

rude much

[timid leaf]

I hope someone coffees in your shit

[astral jolt]

rs

[vital sail]

i hope shit someones in your coffee

[timid leaf]

I coffee someone hope shits in your

[vital sail]

draggin it

[timid leaf]

[vital sail]

tsk

[timid leaf]

New tarkov challenge run: take a fast acting laxative and try to complete terminal before you shit your pants

[vital sail]

id be shitting myself on terminal anyway

[timid leaf]

I gotta go get the case then work on my Bitcoin stash

[vital sail]

i gotta

[full dawn]

RIP Tarkov New ADS Ruins the game

[vital sail]

they wont add it

[knotty musk]

its already discontinued from testing in ets

[vital sail]

leaking insider information 🤯

[knotty musk]

no?

ETS is open to everyone now and they literally announced it

[keen mango]

He is

[vital sail]

i know

[keen mango]

Don’t let him lie

[vital sail]

thats why i said it

dummy

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521635740929622026/1501313809409642668/09e35f750dc244e599ff2e009a3e4b77.mov?ex=69fb9ef1&is=69fa4d71&hm=ce41830bc39ee7bb3d28f07da9de6c250dca3a4c98c8acd32c0aab435dfe2062&

[barren tapir]

Yea I hope the new ads change doesn’t come to eft

[stoic arrow]

it's not

[vital sail]

is there a word in english thats not as harsh as idiot but not as gay as dummy

[knotty musk]

colonel said theyre taking it back to work on it further

so

itll come back

[vital sail]

rain rain go away

ahh

[stoic arrow]

Press X to Doubt

[vital sail]

y

[vagrant nova]

colonel has connections fr

[vital sail]

connections

[spring crystal]

have bugs been fixed with saviour ending

[knotty musk]

just glad ets is public now

[jade copper]

Challenge; go terminal naked

[vital sail]

why

thats indecent exposure

[vagrant nova]

he has… connections up north

[vital sail]

wait

[stoic arrow]

[knotty musk]

is this a muteable offence

[vital sail]

i almost get that reference

[vagrant nova]

mute me

ik u want to 💔

[vital sail]

i think he was talking about me

or not

[vagrant nova]

ohhh

[knotty musk]

the public like you viinex

be glad

[vital sail]

oh it was about you

[jade copper]

Sorry

[knotty musk]

not you

im just bullying viinex again

[jade copper]

Oh

[vital sail]

press the check mark

[vagrant nova]

i have yknow

connections up north.

[knotty musk]

youre asking for it

[vital sail]

ohhhhhh

[vagrant nova]

😭😭

[vital sail]

i get it

[knotty musk]

nah i wont do it

[spring crystal]

hello was the bugged quest for mechanic evidence arrs report?

[vital sail]

now what hes done there is

[knotty musk]

you believed in me when i failed the guide on the last map

[warped canyon]

Okay there we go, got kappa

[spring crystal]

if you didnt pusht the button

[vital sail]

he said "i have connections up north"

[vagrant nova]

i always believed in u

[warped canyon]

did you win now

[vital sail]

connections up north is also a task in tarkov

[knotty musk]

not pushing the button is not a bug

[vital sail]

so when he said that he has connections up north

it was a reference to tarkov

[timid leaf]

I have connections down south

[vital sail]

in a chat for tarkov

[vagrant nova]

u dont need to explain it 😭💔

[jade copper]

TARKOV!!?!!?

[spring crystal]

Okay but I have the arrs report from mechanic from this quest, I can't remember if I did it right, was that the evidence that was needed?

[vital sail]

for the people that dont get it

they have the right to understand the joke too yknow

[knotty musk]

not sure

[vital sail]

have you no human heart?

[wintry tendon]

is sylvia gone now

[knotty musk]

@nova niche

[wintry tendon]

[timid leaf]

Plexiglass is a good source of vitamin p

[tender thicket]

Just curious how many of you actually play the game?

[vital sail]

lol

none of us

[jade copper]

I need plexiglass for Lightkeeper

[vital sail]

not me, not you

[tender thicket]

Figured

[wintry tendon]

i have only 10 hours

[timid leaf]

What does his old ass need plexiglass for

[vagrant nova]

everyday basically

[vital sail]

on everyones life BUT mine, we all just hang around here and dont touch tarkov

[flat viper]

cultist on customs near stronghold? which time

[frigid leaf]

Night

[jade copper]

I need plexiglass for the DSP

[vital sail]

dream smp

[timid leaf]

Ah. LK is weak anyways

[frigid leaf]

22-6 or7 something

Idr exact time

They despawn tho

[tender thicket]

Yea that’s what I figured tbh

[knotty musk]

i dont play

[tender thicket]

lol

[frigid leaf]

At the “morning”

[jade copper]

You play

[frigid leaf]

Nice AI

[tender thicket]

Sub 4K hours you def don’t play enough

[wintry tendon]

only 3k?

[vital sail]

bro really removed the sora ai logo

[knotty musk]

yeah only 3k

[frigid leaf]

That’s what I’m sayin

Gotta be AI

[barren tapir]

They confirm that it won’t come to EFT in the future?

[knotty musk]

4 tasks left until kappa

[knotty musk]

no

[vital sail]

no

but

[frigid leaf]

What u got

[stoic arrow]

"Based on player feedback, we are discontinuing testing of the updated first-person aiming system." for now

[wintry tendon]

i got like 10-14 left

[vital sail]

testing

[frigid leaf]

STIRRUP???

[vital sail]

they still probably want to add it

[frigid leaf]

Don’t blame u

[knotty musk]

nah just leaving stirrup until last because its funny

[vital sail]

but its just going to be so garbage bro, no matter what they do

[stoic arrow]

i said for now kek

[vital sail]

my bad original gangster

[frigid leaf]

Even if you don’t get the kills

[lyric owl]

Hey where can I find drain chimney smoked cleaners ? I need em BAD

[stoic arrow]

i did that two prestiges ago because funny

[lyric owl]

They just don't exist

[frigid leaf]

It be funny having dude who kills you see “level 50 prestige 5 doing setup???”

[vagrant nova]

every hunter knows this

[jade copper]

Customs on dead scav in dorms or crack house second floor library

[worthy umbra]

i cant help but notice they still havent added a ks23 suppressor

[vital sail]

ahah!

now what hes done there is

[stoic arrow]

Saved Search Mission for last last prestige

[frigid leaf]

Wdym

Ahhh

[worthy umbra]

i meant suppressor lol

[frigid leaf]

Why would they

[lyric owl]

I loot loads of scavs and looted crack house as well didn't found some

[wintry tendon]

[frigid leaf]

Yeye lmaoo

If they add that before fixing the game

[wintry tendon]

ks23 the goat

[stoic arrow]

based

[vital sail]

another classic from mr viinex. here he, yet again, shows us his skill to link topics to tarkov quests

[frigid leaf]

Yez

[jade copper]

There is a dead scav in two story building, first floor that can have it. Bathroom

[frigid leaf]

Watch yrself buddy

[vital sail]

yrself

[worthy umbra]

that would be my main gun if i could slap a big suppressor on it like in insurgency

[calm nest]

Arg, ye got that silver tounged charm lad

[frigid leaf]

Good eyes pal

[vital sail]

yurr

[barren tapir]

Thank GOD

[lyric owl]

Aight imma run some customs ig thx for the info

[frigid leaf]

Lmaoo

[stoic arrow]

Don't get your hopes up it's gone forever

[vital sail]

on wallahi bro

[stoic arrow]

But for now mashallah habibi

[vital sail]

inshallah they will never add it

[stoic arrow]

I'll get a prayer mat for nikita

[vital sail]

amen brother

[calm nest]

Nikita prayer mat on Etsy

[stoic arrow]

pray to the direction of St. Petersburg 5 times every day

[calm nest]

Gotta face Russia and pray before every labs raid

[vital sail]

no before you open tarkov

[calm nest]

Makes the rage cheaters go away

[stoic arrow]

not for you

[vital sail]

so you shall be blessed with all of your flea items being sold fast

[stoic arrow]

sheeesh that's new tech

[vital sail]

sheesh kebab

[calm nest]

“I’m gonna just move my bag closer in case we need to-“

The 3 rounds of M855a1 rapidly approaching my helmet at Mach fuck:

[vagrant nova]

the last thing my teammate sees

[vital sail]

but they ricochet because you did your daily prayer mashallah

[calm nest]

That guy learned really fast for only 30 raids

[stoic arrow]

"FUCK IT WE BA- 💀 "

[calm nest]

Must be legit

[vital sail]

nothing that a quick prayer whiel on deploying screen cant do

[calm nest]

Soon as you said you didn’t have cellars key it felt like

[oak smelt]

Why did the mods ban the lead dev yesterday

[calm nest]

“Alan… we are SO fucked.”

[stoic arrow]

to be fair you're not catching my timmy ass buying that key during the event

[vital sail]

he

so basically

[stoic arrow]

he did

[vital sail]

and then

[stoic arrow]

as well as

[vital sail]

and of course

[stoic arrow]

He also said

[oak smelt]

Ts is not funny I’m not giggling rn

[calm nest]

Last night a guy penned my tier 5 back plate with a 55a1 then shot me in the head and i ricocheted it

[vital sail]

while

[calm nest]

Odd sequence of events

[stoic arrow]

after he

[vital sail]

geez louise pastorrequis what got you so gloomy 🤯

[stoic arrow]

ye of lil' whimsy

[night jasper]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[oak smelt]

I’m strooomy rn

[vital sail]

and that was before

[stoic arrow]

oh right, he did too

[vital sail]

i forgot about that

but he also

[stoic arrow]

yeah, I was shocked he

[vital sail]

i didn't expect him to

[stoic arrow]

okay I finally got a game

lmfao

[vital sail]

good luck

[calm nest]

Round 5 cancel

[vital sail]

dont ping him

hes busy

[stoic arrow]

Nah, I just rolled the shitter teammate

[calm nest]

I will spam ping my boyfriend however many times I want

[stoic arrow]

ShootOut moment

[vital sail]

no ettiquette

[stoic arrow]

i do the same

[vital sail]

sigh

i hate happy couples

[stoic arrow]

[vagrant nova]

yo

[stoic arrow]

why is every sherpa I fight so ass?

[vital sail]

they're sherpas for a reason

[calm nest]

Relatable

[stoic arrow]

i hate my chud life

[calm nest]

Nah but like when you actually get huzz make sure you make out with them in front of any like

Cringe loser

[topaz patio]

🤝

[calm nest]

You gotta be the reason they have the aura gym arc

[vital sail]

???

[topaz patio]

wonk

[stoic arrow]

womp

[vital sail]

banned for nsfw

gee gee

[vagrant nova]

comma 🥀

[vital sail]

tomma

[stoic arrow]

that's lardex to me

[calm nest]

Uh huh

[vital sail]

sleep phonk

[timid leaf]

You have the music taste of the average tiktok algorithm

[vital sail]

ai tomma tomma

you can laugh now guys

[stoic arrow]

tomma tomma tomma sahur

[vital sail]

🤯

[thin valley]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[vital sail]

holy moly guacamoly

[calm nest]

Wow I’m feeling crazy

Comma… crazy…

[vital sail]

damn thats crazy

[stoic arrow]

getting TTTmogged

[calm nest]

Say that again

[vital sail]

crazy, this is damn

[calm nest]

GOD FUKCING DAMN IT

[vital sail]

get automodded

[calm nest]

STUPID ASS AUTO MOD

[stoic arrow]

L

[timid leaf]

This is damn crazy!

[vital sail]

no

damn this is crazy

crazy, this is damn

[timid leaf]

That's a crazy dam 🦫

[wind tapir]

This damn is crazy

[vital sail]

its their first time meeting

youre supposed to introduce them

[stoic arrow]

🦫

[vital sail]

yall got no ettiquette

[calm nest]

Jus saw a reel that said we were trapped in the last game we played together and the only way out is to win

We’re so fucked bro

[mild viper]

Bober

[calm nest]

I just want you to know that

[vital sail]

last game i played was roblox bubble gum simulator

[mild viper]

How is your journey going

[timid leaf]

BOBER! BOBER KURWA!

[vagrant nova]

bober

[vital sail]

youre 30 bro

[mild viper]

I see beavers while fishing sometimes

[calm nest]

What journey I have like 4 neurons total

[mild viper]

Its just a polish word

[vital sail]

viinex the type guy to learn modern slang words and jokes

[vagrant nova]

22 btw

[mild viper]

Being adopted by an alt girl

[stoic arrow]

unc

[vital sail]

to tell his nephews and niece

[stoic arrow]

PLEASEEEE

[mild viper]

Name checks out

[stoic arrow]

oops that was an inside thought

[calm nest]

Well kinda the inverse happened so unfortunately

[vital sail]

typing out your thoughts

[mild viper]

A normal man adopted you

[vagrant nova]

did u turn into an alt girl

[mild viper]

Love doing that

[vital sail]

wait thats how typign works

im dumb

[stoic arrow]

no he turned into a weeb

[mild viper]

What if you speak while typing

[calm nest]

My waifu number one

[vital sail]

iq too high

too political bro

[stoic arrow]

he no docta but he bring great honoh to famiree

[vital sail]

can we switch subjects

[mild viper]

Jobs

[vital sail]

honoh

you mean honor? 😂 😂

[stoic arrow]

wrong accent

[vital sail]

please dont use slurs

[mild viper]

I can reclaim it

[stoic arrow]

funny, laughed

[vital sail]

this trully was

our escape from tarkov

[calm nest]

No I accidentally woo’d another woman with my natural charm

Heh

[vital sail]

maybe the escape from tarkov was the friends we made along the way

[mild viper]

Simlish

Katy perry in simlish

[vital sail]

becaues at the end of the day, tarkov is a way to escape reality, and friends keep us grounded

[calm nest]

Agribo! Zobodo biwop!

[vital sail]

peak writing

[mild viper]

Why would you want to be grounded

[vital sail]

i like being

i cant say that

[mild viper]

[keen mango]

That’s kinda freaky

[vital sail]

thats rude

[jade copper]

Ado

[stoic arrow]

nah i just play for

[vital sail]

we stopped calling people freaks in 2010s bro

[keen mango]

New meaning since then

[vital sail]

new this

new that

[mild viper]

Whar

[barren tapir]

Freaky ahh

[vital sail]

how about you renew your gym membership

[jade copper]

I wish I could send gif here

[mild viper]

Dm

[vital sail]

city boyyy

[mild viper]

Can we ban honor

[calm nest]

BARRELLLLL

[stoic arrow]

Barrel

[vital sail]

bomboclattttt 😂

[mild viper]

Barrel larp

[vital sail]

why

[mild viper]

Youre too far gone

[vital sail]

too far

[calm nest]

Mi bomba 😭 😭

[vital sail]

too

toong toong toong sahur

tough crowd

[mild viper]

King of knights

[barren tapir]

🔪 🍈

MI BOMBA

[stoic arrow]

BOMBOCLAAT

[mild viper]

😭

[keen mango]

Can we ban everyone?

[mild viper]

Yeah

[barren tapir]

I’m down

Fuck it

[vital sail]

bomboclat no

[stoic arrow]

purge

[keen mango]

Let's start new

[barren tapir]

Wipe tomorrow

[vital sail]

on wallahi im going to behave

[keen mango]

Yes wipe

[mild viper]

Ban everyone whos name starts with HONOR

[vital sail]

my name doesnt start with honor so im safe

[stoic arrow]

I feel targeted

[vital sail]

yo

YOO

NAAAAA

[barren tapir]

They multiplying

[mild viper]

Good.

[vital sail]

IDENTITY THEFT

[stoic arrow]

LMFAO

[vital sail]

im sueuineung

[calm nest]

I mean I think

[vital sail]

sueuing

BRO

[calm nest]

It’s a bit rude if I’m being honest

[vital sail]

so many fans 🥱

[barren tapir]

[stoic arrow]

LOL

[vital sail]

guys

we are

tarkov

[keen mango]

Which one is the real honor

[vital sail]

depends on whos asking

[stoic arrow]

@calm nest

[calm nest]

Alright new name

[stoic arrow]

FUCK

[calm nest]

When I get ref 4 I’ll upgrade to Altyn Aiden

Trust

[stoic arrow]

Kek

[vital sail]

wait can i join the gang

[stoic arrow]

only if you hate yourself

[vital sail]

sheesh

[calm nest]

Scav drops his iskra

[vital sail]

im overqualified

[calm nest]

BLYAT

Scav spills his tarcola

Blyat

Scav hits the BTR

[stoic arrow]

oh hey that was finals, I shoulda locked in there

[calm nest]

Blyat

[stoic arrow]

whoops

[calm nest]

Scav ruins his whole raid!

Blyat

[stoic arrow]

die

[vital sail]

is this tuff

[stoic arrow]

Xbox Gamertag 🥀

[vital sail]

whats a funny name on h

heathcliff?

husein

[stoic arrow]

Can't say the first one that came to mind

[vital sail]

oh

[calm nest]

Imagine using an Xbox generated name

Especially

As a discord name

[vital sail]

imagine playing xbox

[calm nest]

I think everyone who does that should die

[vital sail]

or console in general

[stoic arrow]

Discord was made when I was 12 btw

[calm nest]

Damn unc

[stoic arrow]

You weren't even a thought at that time

[vital sail]

discord wasnt made last year

when was discord made

[stoic arrow]

yesterday

[calm nest]

I know a jobless unc ain’t talking to me rn

[vital sail]

when discord released i was 8

[stoic arrow]

employed btw

[calm nest]

Wrong

[vital sail]

silence

[stoic arrow]

mald

[vital sail]

both of you

[stoic arrow]

no

[calm nest]

Who does this scallywag think he is

[vital sail]

oi mate

[calm nest]

Ye ain’t no buccaneer matey

[stoic arrow]

Ruffian

[vital sail]

dont be talking to me like tha

[calm nest]

Went to the chippy shop

Mans said “you want some?”

You wot m8

Chinned him right there

[vital sail]

serves the bloke right

[calm nest]

🩸 y🔔 🔚

[stoic arrow]

wet him up like a bloody jet ski

[vital sail]

bloody bell end

oh

bloody ell

[calm nest]

Omg bro got the joke

Holy shit

[stoic arrow]

proud

[vital sail]

oi

[calm nest]

An IQ too large?

[vital sail]

i got the joke mate

[flat viper]

put tarkov on ps4

[stoic arrow]

yes

[vital sail]

i' ain' go' no gas inni'

[stoic arrow]

I wanna boil hot dogs on my PS4

[vital sail]

holy i love amv music

[calm nest]

That would probably be considered inter domestic terrorism

BSG turning every PS4 into a bomb

[stoic arrow]

Real

[vital sail]

do you know what is actually inter domestic terrorism

me getting 3 spotify ads in a row

[stoic arrow]

I got 5 earlier

[visual sphinx]

bro who uses a flir on a NL on streets of all maps

[calm nest]

No I just said it cause it sounded right

[visual sphinx]

EU streets is a place

[stoic arrow]

someone with nothing better to do

[vital sail]

crime against humanity

[visual sphinx]

i just killed a guy with a mjolnir and altyn and a NL with flir

and another lobby a dude had ak-50

[vital sail]

if it makes you feel any better

actually

ive been having such bad raids these past few days i dont even wanna make your day better

[stoic arrow]

🥀

[visual sphinx]

i need 3 shooter born kills on streets

help

[stoic arrow]

shit i just want a decent shootout teammate these guys suuuuck

[vital sail]

buy me arena

[calm nest]

Just use MP-18

It’s meta

[vital sail]

i topfragged against bots

[visual sphinx]

lowkey both of my kills so far have been point firing ML

i get like 12 fps scoped in

[vital sail]

11 more than you need

[stoic arrow]

jesus fuck do you play on a chromebook?

[visual sphinx]

nah my pc aint great tho

[calm nest]

A large majority of my SBIH so far have been MP-18

[visual sphinx]

maybe 12 is a overeggaxeration

like 30 scoped in maybe

[vital sail]

blud playing on an evasion armband 😭 😂

[stoic arrow]

I'm gonna slice my femoral arteries on razor wire FUUUUUCK

[visual sphinx]

3050 RTX with like a ryzen 5500 or sometthin

[stoic arrow]

I HATE MY TEAMMATES

[urban crest]

is there a channel for bug help ?

[calm nest]

I’ve been running a rifle and swapping to the MP-18 with a scope up my ass when the time arrives

[visual sphinx]

works well but every map but streets

[calm nest]

Shit got me 2 SBIH kills last night because tagilla mask ego

[vital sail]

is your ass ok

[calm nest]

Prolly not

[stoic arrow]

he would not stfu about it

[vital sail]

lovers quarrel

[calm nest]

Yeah I literally screamed

I only get 2 hours every 4 weeks to play tarkov as a father of 7

[vital sail]

7

6

[visual sphinx]

i got 6 kills on reserve yday

[vital sail]

6!

[stoic arrow]

7!

[visual sphinx]

as a 400hr player thats my biggest raid lul

[vital sail]

cant make this shit up

[visual sphinx]

wish i got k7 tho

[stoic arrow]

ggs cheater

lmao

[visual sphinx]

most tarkov players logic

i left half the loot i was overwhelmed

[stoic arrow]

Nobody with that low of hours can get that many kills in one raid raaah

[visual sphinx]

true

[wicked rain]

lmao my arena weekly is win 1 checkpoint match for a lega medal

[vital sail]

can we make it so if you want to play labs your mental health needs to be evaluated first

[stoic arrow]

send username so I can report

[urban crest]

i have a bug with the game

it freeze every time i shoot where can i find someone that can help

[visual sphinx]

gigapoop

report up

[calm nest]

I hope you know this guy literally sits around in call like the cymbal monkey from Toy Story just waiting for me to do literally anything wrong to make fun of me

[stoic arrow]

mine yesterday was win once with 2 objs

[vital sail]

young love

[stoic arrow]

he does the same

[vital sail]

oh you youngsters

[calm nest]

This guy holds the 0.02 KD above me all day

[stoic arrow]

pot calling kettle black

[stoic arrow]

0.04 now

[acoustic frost]

can i go inside labyrinth w my friend if he has it unlocked and has the key etc i never got into it after i prestiged tho

[calm nest]

Nice TD1 kill on that Timmy btw

[vital sail]

ok stop it you 2

[calm nest]

Good shot

[vital sail]

can we go back to six seven jokes

[stoic arrow]

thanks babe

[vital sail]

im starting to feel like a third wheel

[civic widget]

Both of you need the keycard to transit

[calm nest]

Nice MP-18 miss btw

[civic widget]

Only one person needs to unlock the external door but you need the keycard to transit

[calm nest]

“Broooo the MOA screwed me”

[stoic arrow]

MOA moment

[calm nest]

You just missed twin

Shit at the game

Get good

[stoic arrow]

i live in your head rent free stay mad

[civic widget]

I’ve sent an actual MOA miss from dog mod in a clip shit was so funny

[calm nest]

Ur welcome for the AP-20

I saved you that kill honey bun

[stoic arrow]

For context I was maybe 20 meters away with my 6x reticle centered on his face

[calm nest]

Clearly missed the shot*

[civic widget]

6x at 20m ?

[stoic arrow]

someone get the CS copypasta

[calm nest]

Idk man my AP-M hit on target so I think you’re just bad

Imagine not hitting that

[vital sail]

take ts to dms

[civic widget]

On a shotgun???

[stoic arrow]

MP-18

[civic widget]

Ah

[vital sail]

is mp-18 still considered a shotgun

[stoic arrow]

for setup yes

[civic widget]

Technically for the task yea

[calm nest]

He’s doing the Timmy ushanka quest he finally got his 7th USEC kill 6 months into wipe

[trim plinth]

[vital sail]

imagine doing setup

[calm nest]

It took him a long time

He’s really bad

[stoic arrow]

i don't even have to respond to him and all he talks about is me

[wicked rain]

who geon

[vital sail]

aura

[civic widget]

Remind me are you going Thursday

[stoic arrow]

could not imagine being that obsessed with someone else

[vital sail]

friggin tuff yo

[calm nest]

Ur obsessed with deez

[vital sail]

cooldeez

[trim plinth]

yeah im going

[stoic arrow]

Bro I'm duping potions in Frostcrag Spire right now get off me

[civic widget]

Enjoy

[trim plinth]

you cant?

[civic widget]

I’ll be there, somewhere

[trim plinth]

ahhhh

[civic widget]

Probably getting trampled

[trim plinth]

same

[civic widget]

Getting there early tho

If you want merch I recommend being there much prior

[trim plinth]

gotta shower once im back home from work

[calm nest]

Mad cuz bad

[civic widget]

I’m taking the day off

[trim plinth]

and hopefully ill get there

[trim plinth]

wish I can man

[civic widget]

You should

It starts at 8pm(?) but I’m gonna try to be there by 5 or 6

Maybe earlier

I hear the lines are crazy

[trim plinth]

ill probably get there around 6:30

around so

[vital sail]

6:70

[trim plinth]

ban him

[stoic arrow]

stay mad nerd. hate me cuz you ain't me

[civic widget]

Okay, Harry.

[vital sail]

its Harry to you

[stoic arrow]

balzak?

[civic widget]

Banzai?

[shy drift]

67

[vital sail]

bosnia?

[calm nest]

Ur mad my boyfriend is hotter than yours

[vital sail]

ever been to BOSNIA man?

[stoic arrow]

i'm your boyfriend.

[vital sail]

you idiot

[stoic arrow]

thanks for the compliment babe

[vital sail]

sigh

men these days

[stoic arrow]

idot

[vital sail]

hes obviously trying to self depriciate

you gotta say no my boyfriend is hotter than yours

[winter kernel]

ASSESSMENT PART 1 BLOWS !!

[stoic arrow]

Yes

Next question

[winter kernel]

new spawns make it harder 3 raid seen not 1 person

[vital sail]

100 million rubles or dinner with mechanic

[surreal moth]

idot

[stoic arrow]

I wanna hear about the AK-106

[surreal moth]

[calm nest]

Np honey

[stoic arrow]

uwu

[vital sail]

honey bun

ok bro

[keen mango]

Dinner with mechanice

[calm nest]

There’s rumors it’s chambered in 9x39

[vital sail]

we lost the sauce

[keen mango]

Wait where did Honor go

[vital sail]

uh

look

[keen mango]

Who's this new guy?

[stoic arrow]

Me?

[vital sail]

when two people fall in love

[keen mango]

Ayeee welcome back Honor

[vital sail]

sybau bro

[stoic arrow]

my bad fam went to go piss

[keen mango]

Can you tell me who this Harry guy is

[stoic arrow]

idk but he stinks

[copper moon]

Keep you waiting, huh

[vital sail]

rude much

[stoic arrow]

i like the stink

[vital sail]

ew

[copper moon]

How are you guys doing

[stoic arrow]

pheromonemaxxing

[keen mango]

Stop flirting

[vital sail]

omegaverse reference

[stoic arrow]

getting pheromonemogged in the big 26? Sheesh bro could not be me

I got that stank on me

[vital sail]

sheesh

holy moly

[stoic arrow]

I got that Adventure Time watch too

ten bands

[river moon]

twenty bands

[stoic arrow]

you couldn't fathom the level of cheese this rat's pulling in

[vital sail]

Midventure time 😂

[stoic arrow]

Bro I got the Omnitrix on the other wrist

fifty bands

[calm nest]

When you can’t even say

I give my life

[vital sail]

Ben ten sucks

[stoic arrow]

based

Regular Show topped

[vital sail]

No

Is that a death threat i see

Modssss 😂

Get this peasant away from me

[stoic arrow]

Bro thinks he's a lord summoning his guards

[rotund brook]

I ain’t like this hostility in chat

[topaz patio]

john

i'm about to be aggressively hostile towards you as i kiss you on the forehead

[vital sail]

Well well well

[stoic arrow]

Get a load of this guy 👉🏼

[vital sail]

i did summon two

[rotund brook]

Chats vibes are bad so I’ll let you off with a warning but saying stuff like that can and will result in an immediate ban.

[vital sail]

Oh guardiannn

[river moon]

my lord

[timid leaf]

Honorable Harry Dick

[calm nest]

_hon0r is a noob

[trim plinth]

[rotund brook]

I showed up here to potentially mute you actually so I’m also going to be telling you not to be toxic in here

[vital sail]

wowzers

[rotund brook]

Nah you can’t

[vital sail]

🤯

[calm nest]

Yeah mute him

[topaz patio]

You're next

[calm nest]

Nuke him

[vital sail]

Thats toxic

[trim plinth]

whaaaaa why

[topaz patio]

even

[calm nest]

Richard the raid after I sent you that pic I got 2 setup kills, 1 was a SBIH

[topaz patio]

Good boy

[calm nest]

I think the peanut butter cup made the raid go well

[rustic wave]

nikita fk u im tryna get my last kill for assessment and i got the northern checkpoint on train station for the 7th time in a row WTFFFF

[trim plinth]

[vital sail]

You ever ate raw instant noodles and chased it down with a bottle of fanta?

[stoic arrow]

No wtf

[rustic wave]

and im bear so i have to either kill all rogues or go reset after killing one rogue with headshot

[vital sail]

Meal befitting a king dawg

[stoic arrow]

bro's in the trenches

[calm nest]

I chase my water down with Coca Cola like that one twitch streamer

Water and sunlight scares me

[topaz patio]

see the problem with that is, 'arry, is that not all noodles are created equally

SOME

taste fucking rank raw

[vital sail]

masonbronze

[topaz patio]

but some

SOME

are scrumptious

[vital sail]

i just like the taste of hard dough

and you put the seasonings

[topaz patio]

you ever had

"Smack" instant ramen?

[vital sail]

no

[topaz patio]

that one raw

as well as "yum-yum"

chef kiss

on the other hand, you'd sooner find me eating a grilled sewer rat than munching on raw Samyang / Buldak

[vital sail]

idk what those are

Fortunately or un

Speaking of sewer rats

Actually no, lets not speak of that

[topaz patio]

@cold brook arrest this man he doesn't know what buldak is

[vital sail]

I dont look at brands

most f the shit here is russian anyway

[calm nest]

Who is the hottest OEFTer

[topaz patio]

as good as it gets

[calm nest]

And why is it me

[topaz patio]

when they say

3x spicy

[vital sail]

Its not dont worry

[topaz patio]

they mean it

[vital sail]

Its obviously my favorite black creator cooldee

[vital sail]

I cant tolerate spice

[calm nest]

Viinex can confirm

I am very hot

[topaz patio]

OEFTer?
probably @undone sable

[vital sail]

Hot breath maybe

[eternal magnet]

are the lights in some rooms in Labs motion censored?

[vapid heron]

yes

[vital sail]

Love how all of you guys left the moment this dude asked a question

[stoic arrow]

yes but dead bodies also leave lights on

[stoic arrow]

i was in the bathroom

[final wigeon]

i was in the bathroom

[vital sail]

We dont play tarkov!

[undone sable]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-smiling-romantic-flowers-gif-8901713216581756174

[trim plinth]

thank you larr

[vital sail]

Same

[fair valley]

whole event started and ended and i only just got back from overseas 💔

[final wigeon]

ofc

[stoic arrow]

it was mid

[fair valley]

olh

[vital sail]

It was ohio

[stoic arrow]

your trip was probably more fun

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-mwah-cat-kitty-kiss-smooch-gif-6091720309156944309

[fair valley]

damn

[vital sail]

We get it bro

[fair valley]

ok im not so sad anymore

[vital sail]

Turn that frown upside down

[surreal moth]

be more sad

[topaz patio]

if you could call that an event

[stoic arrow]

Think just Raiders with slightly better loot and the bosses spawned in like 8 minutes into raid

[calm nest]

I was in the bathroom

[vital sail]

Yeah it was more like factory sacrificing itself so all other maps wouldnt have as many cheaters anymore

[topaz patio]

yw i've been listening to that cover on repeat for the last hour and a half

[tepid ridge]

question, finished a weapon task for the mp7a1 in arena. wasn't there supposed to be a number displayed on the gun?

[stoic arrow]

nope

[fair valley]

._.

[stoic arrow]

The first 1000 have been claimed forever ago

[knotty musk]

yeah only first 1000

[tepid ridge]

ohhh gotchu

[vital sail]

Arena has 1000 players?

Gotta be botted

[stoic arrow]

For future reference, any gun that has "Arms Race" on its weapon task, numbers are still available for it

[trim plinth]

you know what I cant blame you

[stoic arrow]

AFAIK the HK, Radian, and MP7s are all done

[vital sail]

holy shit i got that first try

[topaz patio]

how u doing seb

[vital sail]

sebastian

9 letters

Square root of 9 is 3

9-3 is 6

[trim plinth]

doing great

wbu larry

[vital sail]

Lowkey you pfp looks like that one bird pic

[topaz patio]

doing great as well, baked a cake today

[vital sail]

The one that on a branch and is raining

[topaz patio]

a brownie cake

[calm nest]

If you go to the WT if it says “arms race!” It’s still up, if it says “active” it’s not

[trim plinth]

no way for my birthday

[stoic arrow]

i said this 🥀

[calm nest]

Uhhhh no

[stoic arrow]

uhhh kiss me

[calm nest]

It’s my intellectual property and you took it

[topaz patio]

Indeed good sir, indeed

[calm nest]

👍

[vital sail]

Ok bro

[topaz patio]

I definitely did not forget. Nope, wouldn't be me!