eft-chat

[pastel tiger]

fymbr 🥀

[glad wadi]

never heard of + ratio + mid

[vital sail]

using ration+mid in the big 26

[keen mango]

Geon you watch anime?

[pastel tiger]

watching anime is such a chud thing to do

[glad wadi]

seen every anime ever

[vital sail]

actually just erase yourself from this sedrver

[keen mango]

Have you watched the day I met god

[glad wadi]

na

[knotty musk]

Anyone want some juice

[keen mango]

So you lied to me

[coral flax]

Prestige 6 user named RIP, is it a streamer? xD

[pastel tiger]

yes

[knotty musk]

too bad its mine

[glad wadi]

ive seen naruto and jjk

[pastel tiger]

it might be spiked hold up

[vital sail]

holy fucking larp

[keen mango]

That’s it

[vital sail]

all for larp

[pastel tiger]

who is this lmao

[glad wadi]

and invincible

[pastel tiger]

absolute cornball

[vital sail]

zip it bro

[pastel tiger]

ok 😔

[acoustic otter]

viibin afaik

[glad wadi]

we larpin all 2026

[vital sail]

thats a powerpoint project

not anime

[glad wadi]

implying youve seen a single episode and arent larping off tik toks

[keen mango]

I have

[glad wadi]

yeah the animations terrible but they paid lot of money for voice actor so its chill

[vital sail]

uh huh

[acoustic otter]

is it now

[pastel tiger]

honor more like honlarp

[vital sail]

just overwork the animators bro

[pastel tiger]

or something

[keen mango]

Lowk rather have good animation than good voice actors

[vital sail]

actually just stop

that shit was so fucking unfunny

[pastel tiger]

why

it was funny

[glad wadi]

glen from walking dead

the bald guy from whiplash

[coral flax]

Nah it was a girl lol, and viibin is streaming dark and darker

[knotty musk]

w

[vital sail]

what if, and this might shock you, but what if a show had good animation AND good voice acting

[hazy bay]

rsass is still a crap

[keen mango]

I’d die

[keen mango]

And we why lying

[vital sail]

it hass ass in it

its ass

[glad wadi]

How can an RSASS be crap when its one shot kill beam machine

[hazy bay]

facts brother

[acoustic otter]

damn couldve sworn he used to have that name

[glad wadi]

If SR-25 isnt the best 7.62x51 gun what is

[pastel tiger]

rsass more like r-op haha

[knotty musk]

ak308

[vital sail]

can we bring back teenage dystopia trilogies

[glad wadi]

in main game not arena

[knotty musk]

its the same in main

[glad wadi]

nobody has ever seen an AK308 in main game

[knotty musk]

i use it

[vital sail]

is that the 5.56

or the 7.62.51

[glad wadi]

top 3 7.62x51 guns: RFB, SR-25, Tan Sr-25

[vital sail]

"RFB" please stop!

[hazy bay]

the whole nato caliber is a crap... especially m80..

[glad wadi]

2 gas analysers. nuff said

[keen mango]

Get rid of the rfb and place rsass

[glad wadi]

2 gas analysers

[acoustic otter]

what are we actually sayin

[keen mango]

Ets is back online

I wonder what they changed

[acoustic otter]

fuck ets man

[hazy bay]

7.62x51 is trSSSSH

[glad wadi]

bro the caliber that flies at 1 million mph and one taps is crap

[solid furnace]

hello is there any Channel i can ask for help ?

[crude vessel]

RFB is 20k from PK lol

[vital sail]

black mdr, x17 and ak308

[glad wadi]

20k dollars?!?!?!

[acoustic otter]

so were calling probably the most goated caliber trash

ggs

[glad wadi]

MDR MDR MDR 😂 😂

excellent bait

[rigid zephyr]

what you need bro

[vital sail]

zip it bro

[glad wadi]

if u see someone with a black MDR u instantly know theyre 500 pounds

[vital sail]

of pure muscle

[acoustic otter]

im not 500 pounds bro

[keen mango]

Is that why you run it

[solid furnace]

bro i cant install the game i been trying for like 10H and everytime i got a error

[glad wadi]

How is RFB not better than Black MDR

[knotty musk]

ets is back up w

[acoustic otter]

its semi

[knotty musk]

should i go and test it????

[vital sail]

single fire, looks shit

[acoustic otter]

did they even change anything

[glad wadi]

we full auto 7.62x51? 😭

[tall citrus]

sounds great tho

[vital sail]

loud mdr>

[acoustic otter]

geon ragebaiting in may 🥀

[glad wadi]

this is year round

[vital sail]

boy who cried larp

[glad wadi]

but im deadass 😭 💀

[keen mango]

Yes

[glad wadi]

can we get videos of new aiming please

[acoustic otter]

why would u not full auto 762

[glad wadi]

im bad and it has high recoil

[vital sail]

you dont deserve anything

[acoustic otter]

fair enough ig

[crude vessel]

if you loot a pc theres like a 35% a cpu fan drops, those sell to therapist for 2.5k but you can barter one for a gas anal from mechanic, do that twice and you have rfb
cpu fans are crazy common in my raids idk why, you can find them on flea for 15k at times tho, they sell for 2.5k ea on therapist

[glad wadi]

stay humble

[modest stream]

still waiting for you to list negatives

[vital sail]

yeah geon doesnt really need 7.62

most of his opponents have no armor anyway

[acoustic otter]

rfb is goated tho as a early 762 gun

[glad wadi]

most of my opponents wear altyns

[acoustic otter]

but its worse than like all the other 762 guns

[vital sail]

most of your opponents lack limbs

[keen mango]

Okay this has to be ragebait

[glad wadi]

when im finished

[acoustic otter]

which one is worse than rfb, except m1a

[glad wadi]

the MDR?

[woven fjord]

hunter post nerf

[glad wadi]

RFB clears the MDR

[keen mango]

G28

[vital sail]

waht

[acoustic otter]

ye ban that guy

[vital sail]

g28 is peak

[tall citrus]

g28 fucks

[vital sail]

just banish geon and cody

[glad wadi]

WHO is using a g28 😂 🥀

[acoustic otter]

absolutely not hearing g28 slander

[keen mango]

Lmao

I’m joking

You took my answer away

[glad wadi]

nvm turns out ive never seen a g28 and had no idea what it was

[vital sail]

schrodingers idiot

[keen mango]

Hello

[acoustic otter]

yea i realized i had made a mistake somewhere

[woven fjord]

ö

[acoustic otter]

i forgot the m1a and vepr gun existed

[keen mango]

Not bad

[vital sail]

tomato tomato

[keen mango]

I was gonna say M1a

[tall citrus]

give me stm-366, ill run it 24/7

https://tarkov.community/posts/8859/stm-366-366-tkm

[acoustic otter]

idk bout allat

[keen mango]

Laying in bed?

4am

[keen mango]

.366 is so underrated

[acoustic otter]

underhated some would say

[vital sail]

small talk

[keen mango]

It’s so good

Well

[tall citrus]

vote for our right to STM-366

[keen mango]

If you have apm

[glad wadi]

only a PVE player would say .366 is underrated

gtfo

[keen mango]

I play both

[acoustic otter]

dont u play pve

[glad wadi]

i wish you would bring .366 against me

[tall citrus]

just aim better

[keen mango]

I will

[glad wadi]

never played a single second of PVE

[vital sail]

no his opponents make it seem that way

[keen mango]

America

[glad wadi]

[chrome dagger]

since when did reshalas guard equipment get buffed? i got 2 full ryst helmets

[woven fjord]

apm is overperforming compared to its availability, only reason it hasnt been nerfed is because it is locked to the vpos

[keen mango]

I’d rather not say

[pastel pasture]

how is the performance on ETS branch? did the unity upgrade do much

[acoustic otter]

100% ai chatbot btw

[tall citrus]

boss gear is randomized

[keen mango]

They were here last night

[glad wadi]

they edited a message i think theyre sentient

[keen mango]

Only reason why I responded back

[acoustic otter]

advanced chatbot

[glad wadi]

new patch

[keen mango]

Oh no

[spice bane]

i know, one of them

[keen mango]

My greatest enemy

[keen mango]

Do you?

That’s nice

[spice bane]

yeah, you live in one of the states

[woven fjord]

cali?

[spice bane]

ez

[keen mango]

Arizona

[glad wadi]

bro rather not say for 5 seconds

[woven fjord]

i dont know if that is better or worse

[glad wadi]

im from alabama

[keen mango]

16

[woven fjord]

[spice bane]

i might be from earth

[vital sail]

glorp

[spice bane]

[keen mango]

I’m from urath

[knotty musk]

is this enough for me?

hmm

[glad wadi]

wrap ts up bruh

[keen mango]

No keep it going

I wanna see the outcome

[knotty musk]

say the word geon

[vital sail]

the word

[glad wadi]

Skibidi

[knotty musk]

!ban 1471157498546225333 bot account

[reef condor]

✅ Banned amandadam7777 (Case #205602) (user notified with a direct message)

[glad wadi]

i got it right

[keen mango]

Noooo

[warped canyon]

poor bot

[knotty musk]

bye bye bot

[keen mango]

I was waiting for it to ask me for money

[spice bane]

shouldve said sikibidi

[vital sail]

can you give me money

im nikita

[keen mango]

It’s not the same if you ask

[vital sail]

i need money to hire more devs

for them to fix jackshit

[woven fjord]

give me money, i am not asking

[spice bane]

more devs for more aiming changes

[glad wadi]

im nikita and I need £300 for a taxi or i will release the new aim mechanics

[keen mango]

Okay you can have it

[warped canyon]

heres 500, add the honeybadger

[glad wadi]

Wait where is the honeybadger

[vital sail]

i can give 7 robux

[glad wadi]

let him cook

[woven fjord]

hideout honeybadger

[spice bane]

Hello EFT, its Nikita
I need five billion ruble for hardcore V-Exit
Slava BSG

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/honey-badger-walk-bis-gif-11087206712678178480

[warped canyon]

i talking about the gun

[woven fjord]

oh yeah

[warped canyon]

but a tactical attack badger would be nice

[woven fjord]

im not bud

[glad wadi]

Too OP

[warped canyon]

screw grenades, if a rats hiding im gonna badger him

[glad wadi]

You cant let a live honey badger loose on factory

[knotty musk]

if anyone played GORN then you understand

[woven fjord]

would be classified as a WMD

[ivory ridge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[knotty musk]

all of their maps

[warped canyon]

all maps 30%

well their maps ye

[ivory ridge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glad wadi]

really bruh

[warped canyon]

for like 2 months now

[knotty musk]

for a few months

[ivory ridge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen mango]

You mean the website that anyone can change the location

[warped canyon]

just put it to factory

[keen mango]

Lmao

[warped canyon]

goons on factory, you heard it here first

bruv

you asked a question

got an answer

and now doubt the answer

[ivory ridge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glad wadi]

gon on factory

[vital sail]

gon lost his humanity

[knotty musk]

almost done with test drive 5

[glad wadi]

from that hunter anime (larp)

[knotty musk]

@ivory ridge do not discuss the websites

[warped canyon]

going for prestige?

[knotty musk]

They violate TOS

[warped canyon]

or waiting till icebreaker

[keen mango]

That was my fault

[knotty musk]

im getting p6 ready and then waiting

[ivory ridge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[warped canyon]

neat

[knotty musk]

pun6
intimidator
renegades
td5
td6
Private club
stirrup
Peacekeeping
Insomnia
Cult 2
Eraser 1
Eraser 2
Sellout
Controller
Shturman
Hunting trip
Junkie
stray dogs

my last tasks

[vital sail]

banned for flooding

[warped canyon]

easy doable

[glad wadi]

so i cant post a fat list but you can

[knotty musk]

yeah because youre a lowly blue name

[warped canyon]

New B, Insomnia, Clausto, Stirrup Evil Watchman for me

oh and quide

[knotty musk]

im a mighty cool red name

[glad wadi]

Top 10 xbox games:

[knotty musk]

forgot about the guide

thats in there now

[warped canyon]

yee i cba to do ut

so damn boring

hmu if you do it

might aswell run along

[knotty musk]

need 10 more scavs for test drive 5

[warped canyon]

50 rogues left ._.

mind numbing

[vital sail]

this shit does not look fun to do

[knotty musk]

its not that bad tbh

cultists however

idk

[warped canyon]

eh when ur lucky its easy

[glad wadi]

yeah but you suck and get no kills

[warped canyon]

...just like anything in tarkov

[vital sail]

i have 0.8 kd

[warped canyon]

yikes

[glad wadi]

yuck

[vital sail]

dont you have like 0.6

[warped canyon]

KEK

[glad wadi]

possibly

[vital sail]

more hours than me btw

[warped canyon]

well h =/= skill

[rigid zephyr]

You need to search your files and make sure everything uninstalled correctly last time, thats messed me up b4. Make sure all files and folders related to are gone. Make sure you have enought space plus 10% for the install

[vital sail]

except i started in softcore wipe and hes been playing for 20 years

[knotty musk]

about to be using geons favourite weapon

[warped canyon]

the stash?

[glad wadi]

how many hours bro

[glad wadi]

RFB?

[knotty musk]

velociraptor

[warped canyon]

Velo now good ive heard

[vital sail]

496

[rigid zephyr]

rfb + bcp early game is a beast

[glad wadi]

I have less get pwned nerd

[warped canyon]

that true mr butch?

[knotty musk]

no

veloc is never good

[solid furnace]

okay im gona try ty

[vital sail]

you have 694

[rigid zephyr]

after that I cant help

[glad wadi]

no I dont

check rn and dm me

[vital sail]

drop your tag

you have 500

6 more hours

NERD

[glad wadi]

im exactly 500

[warped canyon]

didnt know they make numbers this low

[glad wadi]

but your about to do your daily 16 hour session so youll be ahead by the time i finish work

[vital sail]

i play 2 hours a day tops

[glad wadi]

8 on roblox?

[vital sail]

yes

[warped canyon]

huh. just got 4 Weapon Repair kits for 50k

thanks random person misspricing them

[glad wadi]

damn i need new repair kits

[warped canyon]

burned through a shitton yesterday

[vital sail]

just repair them

[vagrant nova]

How is the update ? are muzzle breaks finally more viable now ?

[glad wadi]

what update

[warped canyon]

seen a vid or 2 , does look playable

[acoustic otter]

yes

[warped canyon]

didnt test it myself tho

[royal sinew]

knowing how to get the tool and still having to pay 40 btc is so aids

[vagrant nova]

interesting 👍

[royal sinew]

just 11 more

[acoustic otter]

i think suppressed is lowkey cooked now

[harsh shell]

buh

[warped canyon]

Supp still has its uses

and i will always use supp

[vagrant nova]

no way

[warped canyon]

but ye

[silk prairie]

#videos message

[acoustic otter]

ye maybe for when in sniping w abolt on lighthouse or smt

[royal sinew]

suppressors are insanely quiet still compared to loud

[vagrant nova]

did they change the trader prices of the breaks ?

[royal sinew]

and cause confusion/no muzzle flash

[acoustic otter]

but with audible range 250m and worse stats

gg

[warped canyon]

okay maybe Factory is gonna be unsilenced

[sly tapir]

@lyric kite that is wild 😄

[royal sinew]

its more about being harder to pinpoint

and it def does that

ur gonna see a muzzle flash w/o one

[warped canyon]

or CQB defense

[acoustic otter]

yea slightly, but if i hear someone shooting supressed i can find them by the noise

[royal sinew]

a 9mm pistol aint gonna be heard for shit either

[knotty musk]

w scav loot

[acoustic otter]

so only benefit would be not seeing the flash

[royal sinew]

general area maybe

[royal sinew]

seen that like once a prestige

m4a1 scav is cool

its cool to see

[warped canyon]

rocking that p2w helmet

only headset you can wear with that?

[knotty musk]

18 gp coins

its a steel

[warped canyon]

ik

[knotty musk]

and you can only wear earbuds

[vagrant nova]

no its aramid

[royal sinew]

no flash/low calibre silence/harder to pinpoint/still less visual

[warped canyon]

did you test the bugged headsets?

[knotty musk]

no

[warped canyon]

New Comtacs n such

[royal sinew]

new headset stacking aint shit

[warped canyon]

or white m32

[royal sinew]

audio still wont fucking help me

[knotty musk]

still no kotton beanie btw

[warped canyon]

yall go into tarkov rn and sell all the broken guns for like 40k

[acoustic otter]

no flash is really the main benefit imo, rest doesnt help much

[vital sail]

supressors make the gun look sicker and sound cooler

[acoustic otter]

that is true

[warped canyon]

that scav staring at me since i prestiged

[knotty musk]

no shot

youre horrible

[warped canyon]

:)

[royal sinew]

stuck on it?

[warped canyon]

id offer it to you

but cant ruin it

[royal sinew]

im on a beard it wont gimme even cultist

[knotty musk]

im on 0 scav raids as well

[warped canyon]

good good

do scav hunts on interchange

unsilenced and the middle of the mall

[royal sinew]

23 survived 6 KIA 3 kills .5 kd and all i did was like jack shit and loot

[warped canyon]

got me 49 kills in 1 raid

[zenith robin]

Why do I suck so much, trying to ggo interchange and if it isn't players its Killa 😄

[warped canyon]

damn killa jackpot

need a few more for achievementr

cant wait ._:

[royal sinew]

killa killing people confuses me

how do yall die to him

only time i did was when audio broke

[warped canyon]

Well sometimes he does random bs

and sometimes hes just weird

[royal sinew]

nonono

every death i see to killa is dumbasses lighting up his faceshield

[zenith robin]

I mean didn't expect him sat in a store and instant hs me when I ran past 😄

[calm nest]

Peacekeeping mission

Funny blue armor

[royal sinew]

56a1 tho

[calm nest]

Insta thorax double tap

[modest stream]

sometimes he'll light your ass up from 100m away with no chance to do anything

[zenith robin]

Im lvl 20 anyone know of a gun setup I could use

[vagrant nova]

@calm nesthelloo

[warped canyon]

and sometimes hes sitting inside you vibing

[knotty musk]

yeah havent seen one all prestige

[glad wadi]

Shall I find you one

[modest stream]

i've seen that motherfucker crouch walking from around a corner before

[warped canyon]

had him walk backwards towards me once

[calm nest]

“Just double head tap the boss with shit ammo that deflects as he 1 taps your thorax with BT!”

[warped canyon]

saying privyet

and then getting headshotted 5 times with PS ammo xd

[calm nest]

I killed him with an M67 yesterday

[warped canyon]

docile killa aint real, cuz he dont hurt u

[vagrant nova]

they removed the P22 from scout ?

[calm nest]

He just walked into it

[zenith robin]

can anyone give me gun setup for lvl 20

[warped canyon]

XD had the same with reshala

[zenith robin]

all the long ranged scopes are locked it sucks

[silk prairie]

must've been a dud

[keen mango]

Hi Windex

[warped canyon]

well i threw it at him he screams grenade, turns around runs away and then runs back onto the nade

[vagrant nova]

whats up cody 🫶

[warped canyon]

bosses be weird

weapon maint lvl 41

long road....

[harsh shell]

hi viinex

[woven fjord]

just get arena :)

[royal sinew]

im ngl twin killa doesnt kill me anymore his AI is too weak

[keen mango]

How you doing

[royal sinew]

lmao cant get a beard myself

[royal sinew]

i dont see this anymore they fucking pacified his ass

its like taking the balls off a pet

[vagrant nova]

pretty good, had some oats with pineapple and strawberries. hbu

[royal sinew]

old killa was way more fun than ts

[modest stream]

i wouldn't know i've done two raids this wipe

[vagrant nova]

helloooo

[royal sinew]

i dont care if bosses are overtuned that's why they're fun

the entire point is to feel like a fight

[zenith robin]

arena sucks 😄 mostly filled with sus ass players running around one tapping ill pass

[calm nest]

Me and my mate were doing our first raid for prestige, my friend says killa is in brutal from my nade in upper, pushed down and he’s hiding in the corner, underhanded the nade to make him move and he ran towards adik, double backed then powerslid crouched on top of the nade like a mother duck

[harsh shell]

whatcha doin

[calm nest]

He was just warming his eggs

[harsh shell]

???

whos telling you this lmao

[warped canyon]

xDD hatching that m67

[woven fjord]

second part sounds like an attempt to cope but alright

[vagrant nova]

arena CPT rn, just wanna do my dailies then hop on main game 🗣️ hbu

[zenith robin]

nobody I have played it

[keen mango]

About to sleep

[vagrant nova]

bro is doing insomnia irl

[woven fjord]

show your stats then

[harsh shell]

so how can you find them sus lmao

[harsh shell]

im in bed finding more metal

[calm nest]

I can say confidently I’ve only seen one arena cheater

And buddy was just sitting in mid on chop shop spraying my team through the metal walls with BS ammo Kek

[zenith robin]

That means opening and downloading the game I am good thanks

[calm nest]

He just had good audio I think 🤔

[woven fjord]

xdd

[vagrant nova]

alexa play muse 🗣️

or are u eating actual metal or something

[woven fjord]

i think ive seen a couple but its also hard to know

[calm nest]

And I’m not invited????

Wow

[glad wadi]

just ping him bro

[harsh shell]

just by the fact that butch likes muse i probably wont like muse

[glad wadi]

nobody likes muse

[harsh shell]

balright

[vagrant nova]

oh 🥀

[woven fjord]

he is cradling a metal detector and listening to how it beeps

[harsh shell]

comma do you even like german black metal

[keen mango]

I am geon is next

[harsh shell]

i doubt it

[floral edge]

@knotty musk found you smth to replace the mouse

[knotty musk]

i like them

w pet

[calm nest]

Is it like Diggy Diggy Hole?

[harsh shell]

💔

[calm nest]

Absolute banger actually

[warped canyon]

iron hand or smth

[floral edge]

white knuckle

[warped canyon]

seen mark play it was rather cool

[warped canyon]

close enough

[sharp sandal]

fokka would be so happy if he was in chat rn

[warped canyon]

10 min matching ._.

[lofty cove]

how to make ticket? or report ppl?

[warped canyon]

oh shit found a match

[sharp sandal]

Go to #discord-mod-mail

[floral edge]

you can have em

[warped canyon]

just gotta complain

[glad wadi]

minecraft mod?

[floral edge]

🥀

[glad wadi]

sorry that was bait

[harsh shell]

ban geon

kill geon

[glad wadi]

[modest stream]

quake mod?

[glad wadi]

💀

whos unc is this

[warped canyon]

howd u have so many hater pigeon

[glad wadi]

ive sent like 40k messages in 9 months

[calm nest]

Nah, CS 1.6.

Source??

[warped canyon]

Fair enough

[floral edge]

fuck my chud life

[glad wadi]

wait it looks goated

[keen mango]

Is this Minecraft?

[warped canyon]

LMAO

[glad wadi]

is white knuckle still on sale

[vital sail]

does priest not spawn on factory?

[keen mango]

That’s a weird way of saying Minecraft

[warped canyon]

he does

[floral edge]

no

[calm nest]

That reminds me of the voices at 3 AM

[vital sail]

i killed 3 cultists and went around the whole map

cant find him

[north mural]

kiba aint bullet proof no more ?

[calm nest]

Where were the cultists at

I can guess where he is

I used to farm the fuck outta them during the event

[vital sail]

the med tent

to the waters

[calm nest]

Labs transit checked?

[keen mango]

Check upstairs

[vital sail]

no

[glad wadi]

damn it i should have bought when it was on sale

[vital sail]

the door was open

[floral edge]

mate its 15 quid

[calm nest]

He’s in there

If doors open one of em is in there

Probably on the left

[fading raft]

Yoooo Quick question ... Yesterday and today we went like 30 night customs raid and 30 night factory but we havent seen a single cultist ? Why is that ?

[glad wadi]

[keen mango]

Or someone transited

[hazy bay]

First kill boss, guards, goons

[harsh shell]

lad 😭🙏

[hazy bay]

then .. cultists

[sharp sandal]

Unlucky

[vital sail]

i love you so much

like actually

[fading raft]

Well there is no boss or guards or goons XDDD

[floral edge]

there

[fading raft]

ty

[calm nest]

Heh, priest spawns on factory are predictable when you know where all the sektants are

Any good loot on priest?

We must know

[vital sail]

dang no marked

[calm nest]

NOOOOOO

[vital sail]

dorms 206

[glad wadi]

youre lying

[vital sail]

he had mp5 with ap6.3

[calm nest]

Oof

[vital sail]

broke ass cultists

[calm nest]

Not even worth 😭

[vital sail]

at least i got 2 t6s

[knotty musk]

geons shaking rn

[vital sail]

i needed for the questline

[glad wadi]

im trembling

[vital sail]

• free td5

[glad wadi]

thanks bro

[vital sail]

only one other pmc and he was naked

[floral edge]

go play peak

[glad wadi]

@floral edge thank you thank you thank you thank you

[floral edge]

5 reps of thank yous rn

[glad wadi]

😭

[knotty musk]

geon thinks hes being let off

[glad wadi]

i wont be on at 5 mate

[knotty musk]

he has troll pelts to farm for me and sylvia

[glad wadi]

ill be playing white knuckle

[vagrant nova]

the game reminds me of buckshot roulette

[warped canyon]

did they buff the figure spwns?

found 7 in bedroom

that usally give 0

[green talon]

what ammo do you reckon the sniper use? i personally think snb

[vital sail]

dudes name was zhrec. no wonder he didnt have any makred keys on h im

[royal sinew]

so when are we loading my XP/killer

[glad wadi]

is white knuckle scary

[royal sinew]

is this just a bug now

oh great infinite death screen

thanks dogshit tarkov

can we get bug fixes now

[ancient coral]

how tog et into ets

[green talon]

he is criticising the regime, ban him

[royal sinew]

twin BSG is a friendgroup im convinced

[knotty musk]

holy

[vagrant nova]

new gun spawn ?

[knotty musk]

no

just floating ppsh

[vagrant nova]

floating pp

[blazing plume]

floating pp

[pine harness]

Anyone want to do Terminal (EU)- trying to finish savior

[knotty musk]

#pvp-lfg

[woven fjord]

bold to assume he plays pvp

[pine harness]

Technically PVE map 😛

but will move it there apologies

[urban oak]

RB-VO just gave me 4 M60E6's.. wtf

[glad wadi]

what are u gonna do with 4

[calm nest]

Welding cert today

Chat wish me luck

[urban oak]

take 2 and take the ammo from the rest. lol#

[royal sinew]

@knotty musk how did you even farm btc

[glad wadi]

good luck

[royal sinew]

you've done one of these endings no

[knotty musk]

they dont need to be fir

but streets and mechanic barter

[royal sinew]

you just farmed mechanic?

yeah i regret it but now im commited to labs

[calm nest]

H20 safe is easiest if you have money to back up labs

[knotty musk]

homie thinks hes getting out with the tank battery

[calm nest]

I made 30 in a day

[royal sinew]

i went from 10m>6m>13m because i sold my shit items

i still need 4 svds kills and im running out of high pen fast

[calm nest]

I’ve had to accumulate about 120 bitcoin between 3 prestiges

Black was most of them

[royal sinew]

yeah same

[calm nest]

Luckily i have all 40 for debtor from my transfer

Kinda W

I wish what happened to my mate happened to me

Remember how I said I got double rep from the crash bug?

My friend got double bitcoin

This fucker started with 90 GOD DAMN BITCOIN

trust fund baby

[vagrant nova]

dayum

[calm nest]

He opened his system screen and it is just ENTIRELY filled with bitcoins lmao

[vagrant nova]

need that 🙏

[surreal shadow]

fact that shooter born in heaven is on ground zero is such a fucking low life idea of a person that never plays eft by themselfes that it literally kills me inside

and no 1-15 15+ lobby

[calm nest]

Lower SBIH to 3 kills

[surreal shadow]

no

its just that map

its pointless

leave it ONLY for tutorial and forget about that badly designed slop

[calm nest]

SBIH is way too many kills it’s so fucking cringe

I love being forced to bolty

On all maps

For ages

I never wanna run my good gear

And meta ammo, only bolty bolty bolty

[surreal shadow]

all other maps are kinda ok, because people actually play them

[surreal shadow]

and ground zero? You can be ther 30 minutes and hear not a single shot

becouse of everyone camping for SBIH

[vital sail]

holy shit i just killed 3 guys transiting from factory to labs with one nade 😭

[surreal shadow]

what is point of this cretinism

[glad wadi]

have you done grenadier

[surreal shadow]

or... you go there, you kill 2 guys lvl 4 and 10 that got 20h and 2 survived raids combined

and youf ucking cry over their bodies as you literally did something equivalent of bully a criple and feel like shit after

simply what the fuck is this shitty map idea

[hazy bay]

Escort, Guide.. same..

[surreal shadow]

HEY LETS PUT THERE QUEST THAT BIGGEST CHADS ON LVL 50 MIGHT DECIDE TO DO WITH GEAR THAT YOU WILL KILLYOURSELF OFF SHOOTING AT THEM AS LVL 5 XDDDDD

[glad wadi]

atleast you didnt let it get to you mate

[surreal shadow]

and beside that, what you do on that map?

NOTHING!!

[blazing plume]

theres a separate matchmaking queue based on level btw

[surreal shadow]

Whole fucking map is pointless piece of unbalanced camperiada shiot

[surreal shadow]

no

[blazing plume]

are you stupid?

[surreal shadow]

no, but you are clueless and stupid apparently

[hazy bay]

stop

[surreal shadow]

im lvl 58

[glad wadi]

oof

[knotty musk]

both of you stop insulting each other

[surreal shadow]

i met lvl 4 and 10 duo

[glad wadi]

jackpot?

[surreal shadow]

so what is the queue?

[hazy bay]

CAP

[blazing plume]

was this during hardcore

[surreal shadow]

NOW

5 MIN AGO

[blazing plume]

cause if not they just had a 3rd that was higher level

[knotty musk]

means they queued with a friend that was higher

[blazing plume]

okay then you just didnt see their 3rd

[surreal shadow]

really doubt it

[blazing plume]

...

[surreal shadow]

its kinda understandable

[glad wadi]

x to doubt

[surreal shadow]

its low player base atm.

[blazing plume]

you need to be studied

[surreal shadow]

and i get matched in sub 1min

[glad wadi]

what are you mad about again

[blazing plume]

...no not really

[glad wadi]

you just dont like the map?

[surreal shadow]

i hate it with all my guts

[glad wadi]

why

did you just die on it

[blazing plume]

he doesnt know how the game works so he hates gz

[knotty musk]

i think you should stop ranting and read #rules

[surreal shadow]

and idea of SBIH being there

[knotty musk]

the rare FIR multitool

[surreal shadow]

you guys are missing a point

[glad wadi]

wtf

[surreal shadow]

its not about lobby

its about whole point of ground zero

[glad wadi]

did someone shooter born you camping the extract?

[blazing plume]

a map js like any other

except with worse than average rotations

[surreal shadow]

yeah where there is 5 quests

[glad wadi]

we've all been shooterborned

[blazing plume]

not me

ive never died actually

[glad wadi]

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth a true gamer has been summoned

(he instantly wiped us all)

😭

[blazing plume]

ohm....

[surreal shadow]

and you are bully camper or just camping together for 30min without hearing anything

[glad wadi]

skill diffed

[quiet salmon]

I wanted to see which funny goober was bringing a pkm into woods

but uh

[knotty musk]

shocker the quiet map with 5 tasks on it is quiet

[quiet salmon]

this guy had other plans

[surreal shadow]

map works in a way where from each spawn, you run 50m and camp because running forward you get camped

[blazing plume]

i js w key spawns w a bolty

tiny ass map lmao

[surreal shadow]

yes, that is also the point

map design is shit

[blazing plume]

i think

[surreal shadow]

for what you need to do there

[blazing plume]

you arent very good at pvp

from what im hearing

[glad wadi]

is your server tag ironic

[surreal shadow]

being good or bad doesnt matter for what im saying about the map

[blazing plume]

nah dude the sheriff is just my favorite streamer of all time

[glad wadi]

isnt he a sad copy of peanut

[blazing plume]

he does so much good

[glad wadi]

embarassing even

[surreal shadow]

seems like you just need ego

[glad wadi]

what

[blazing plume]

yeah

[glad wadi]

im out bruh

[vital sail]

fucking 20 scavs in the same place what

[rigid zephyr]

Well this has been a good read lmao

[glad wadi]

you suck and i hope they kill you

simple as

[vital sail]

thanks

i just finished td5 and got out with the loot from tagilla and those 3 pmcs

5 t6 plates

[glad wadi]

td 5 is sr2m on factory?

[vital sail]

yes

[glad wadi]

fuh nah

[vital sail]

headshotted with f-1 😭

easiest triple of my life

[knotty musk]

finished it

[surreal shadow]

out of couriosity, what is your kd?

[knotty musk]

you can move on now

It does not matter

[austere obsidian]

fair enough

[vital sail]

yo gurt

[austere obsidian]

I’m so done with woods man

[quiet salmon]

so is butch

[knotty musk]

i got teamkilled @quiet salmon

i even had stream on btw

[austere obsidian]

Unlucky

lmao

[knotty musk]

w team

[quiet salmon]

"I had stream on" looks at stream and its full of bushes

[calm nest]

Deserved tbh

[austere obsidian]

I would never teamkill

because i hesitate too much lmao

[quiet salmon]

I tapped him once, gave it two seconds, dude full sprinted at me so I presumed enemy as he didn't say ow nor did I even see the hp loss on his character so he got mag dumped 😭

[knotty musk]

then you shoot the guy in the bushes

[calm nest]

Good kill the $5 PayPal I DM’d you about for killing Butch will be received in 2-4 business days

[knotty musk]

i didnt even sprint 😭

i didnt even get to move

i was checking grenadier

[austere obsidian]

where’s mine then

[calm nest]

You didn’t ask me how much

[austere obsidian]

why are you doing grenadier

[knotty musk]

im not

i chucked 4 grenades at someone and wanted to see if i got a +1

[austere obsidian]

did you?

[knotty musk]

didnt get to check

got teamkilled

[austere obsidian]

feel free to expose nyanners’ position to me next raid

[knotty musk]

i got shot once, pressed tab to close inventory and then died

[vital sail]

intended game mechanic

[austere obsidian]

He got away from me last time

[vital sail]

nikita didnt want you to check your quest, ruins realism

[austere obsidian]

Kill nyanners off spawn as self defence

[knotty musk]

no im a bigger man than that

[austere obsidian]

W Butch

[tawny pivot]

im doing savior, what happens if i havent listened to all audiotapes?

[austere obsidian]

Number one kit donator on tarkov

[knotty musk]

the guy we were fighting killed him as well btw

he turned a 2v1 into a 1v1 then lost

[austere obsidian]

lmao

[calm nest]

Dude one raid I was pinched in parking switch on labs and did a fake death comm on a nade that didn’t kill me, this nerd goes “I didn’t get a grenadier kill ur faking dumbass 🤓 “

His mate kills me

80 hours killa helm K7

[crude vessel]

guys i ordered headphones from amazon they come tommorow

[vital sail]

i fell for this shit yesterday

[calm nest]

Dude you didn’t need to check grenadier you fuckwit

Your mate is blatant

[vital sail]

well not completely but lowered my guard

[calm nest]

Fuck off with that

[crude vessel]

think these are my first headphones that i bought for myself ever, always been a string earphone warrior

[vital sail]

voip ruins games

[calm nest]

I can do the Josh one pretty good

[vital sail]

theyre using my kindness against me

[crude vessel]

how do you fake death comm

[glad wadi]

bro doesnt voip

[timid leaf]

Do you just consistently have bad opinions

[vital sail]

i dont

[glad wadi]

loser chud

[vital sail]

im a victim

[calm nest]

Use your voice box

[glad wadi]

[sly tapir]

I try this, but for some reason people can tell that I'm not an American voice actor

[crude vessel]

voip is goated, many times i avoided pvp with it

[vital sail]

mfs always voip "yo i have nothing" "just doing a quest" and i try to let them go

[crude vessel]

many times i trashtalked on voip

[vital sail]

but always get killed

[glad wadi]

I voiped you on my team on scav and you killed me

[austere obsidian]

I wonder why

[sly tapir]

[crude vessel]

i dont know if i have a heavy accent or not

[vital sail]

they normally dont shoot me in the leg and hug my guns barrel

[austere obsidian]

[glad wadi]

I was literally turned and running away

[vital sail]

bro

[crude vessel]

geon got a kill?

[vital sail]

you dont know how mad i was when medal didnt clip that shit

[crude vessel]

gg

[calm nest]

I’m good at judging character so I don’t get got by them

[crude vessel]

anything can happen

[vital sail]

he didnt

i tked him on a scav run

[crude vessel]

fuh yu

[austere obsidian]

understandable

[vital sail]

he shot me in the leg and i wanted to do the middle finger emote and accidently pressed m1

domed him

didnt even get to run away

perfectly in the middle of the head too

[glad wadi]

and I had a lion

[crude vessel]

i killed a scav while scavving yesterday, he shot an sks next to my head and i just tapped him with toz, no idea if thats -rep or not because he didnt hit

[vital sail]

and 120 BS

[sly tapir]

"I accidentally killed a guy in the PvP game"

Ok buddy, pretend you're not a bloodthirsty player scav

[crude vessel]

the lion does not care about the opinion of geon

[glad wadi]

I qued with him on scav too

[vital sail]

i almost killed him when i spawn in too 😭

[glad wadi]

literally spawned in with bro gave him 120 BP and a cat statue and he team kills me

[calm nest]

But I do have a soft heart for Timmy’s

[vital sail]

i was tabbed out and clicked right as i spawned in

gave him a fade

i might be a bad teammate

[calm nest]

Last time I teamed up with a random guy was on labs because he complimented me singing mambo #5

[glad wadi]

horrible team mate with no comms either

[vital sail]

sorry

[glad wadi]

bros a squeaker

[vital sail]

but only a select few can hear my voice

[glad wadi]

bro has a thick indian accent

[silent hemlock]

❤️

[vital sail]

fuck you

i dont listen to brits

[odd oak]

@sharp sandal pls preach

This chat needs the holy word

[glad wadi]

im not british fr

[silent hemlock]

bri'ish

[glad wadi]

bo'dle'o'wa'de'r

[vital sail]

bo'le o' wo'ah

[vagrant nova]

they eat pickled herrings btw

[vital sail]

man i wonder what these 3 wouldve thought if they found out they died to a guy that listens to yuno miles

[glad wadi]

this chats so much better when we only talk about tarkov

[sly tapir]

What's a yuno miles

[glad wadi]

dont ask bro

[vital sail]

peak rapper

[glad wadi]

"rapper" 😂

[calm nest]

Best rapper in the game

[glad wadi]

bit of a stretch bro

[sly tapir]

recommend me a song (I'm 53 years old and only listen to country and western)

[vital sail]

4 wheeler by yuno miles

fits perfectly

listening to it rn

[glad wadi]

if someone is niche for their whole career maybe theyre just shit

just a thought

[vagrant nova]

time to queue up labs 🗣️

@calm nest u online rn ?

[vital sail]

niche artists when their fans try gatekeeping his music

[sly tapir]

My life is worse now, thank you @vital sail

[vital sail]

youre so welcome

[vagrant nova]

W honor

[glad wadi]

nobody gate keeping his shit 😭

[knotty musk]

L

[vagrant nova]

if honor was british he would be Honour 🥀

[sly tapir]

He needs more subs tbh

[vital sail]

because more people deserve to listen to it

[calm nest]

Pirates on a boat

[vital sail]

ew

[glad wadi]

you just ruined that guys day

the beat is shit and the lyrics are shit whats the good part

[calm nest]

No I’m listening to bangers then ima go weld

[vital sail]

curiosity killed the cat

[vital sail]

but satisfaction brought it back

[sly tapir]

What's crazy is I recognise heaps of the places in this video from Brian636 vlogs

[floral edge]

manchester

[vital sail]

someone help me organize my stash please

[glad wadi]

nicest english city

[vital sail]

thats manchester

[acoustic otter]

that guys the goat

[austere obsidian]

Leicester

[glad wadi]

ew!

[sly tapir]

He is part of the reason I have an S1k 🙁

[glad wadi]

is leicester not just in london or something

[vital sail]

no that would be london

[austere obsidian]

No, it’s the manchester of the east midlands

[glad wadi]

idk they just got relegated

[acoustic otter]

i wish i wasnt broke so i could get a bike myself

[vital sail]

imagine watching prem 😂

[sly tapir]

It is worth making sacrifices for, bike life > all

[heavy grail]

bo o a wa uh

[austere obsidian]

Hopefully spurs get relegated too

[glad wadi]

no they got relegated to league one

they are cooked

[vital sail]

no

[vagrant nova]

4 stims in black 🗣️ 🔥

[vital sail]

spurs deserve a champions league

[austere obsidian]

yeah the got relegated out of 2nd as well lmao

[glad wadi]

😂 😂

[acoustic otter]

yea u got a real good point, i gotta get one asap, especially with summer about to start

[glad wadi]

2nd is championship 3rd is league one

get educated

[vital sail]

arsenal or psg

[austere obsidian]

I know!

[glad wadi]

arsneal

[vital sail]

noone likes you

[austere obsidian]

Spurs collaborating with peppa pig for merch as if they aren’t fighting for relegation 🙏😭

[vital sail]

i swear bro psg vs bayern was so fucking good

[sly tapir]

The community element of bikes is better than bikes, and bikes are awesome.
Kinda like how the Tarkov community is better than Tarkov

[glad wadi]

L mid

[vital sail]

finals aint topping that shit

[vital sail]

leave some bait for the rest of us

[austere obsidian]

Farmer League defenders can’t defend

[glad wadi]

i prefer a 1-0

scrappy little 1-0

[vital sail]

of course you would

manchester fan

[glad wadi]

we back 🗣️ 💯

[austere obsidian]

You know what, maybe you aren’t so bad after all

[vital sail]

oh shut up

anyway

geon youre a professional stash manager right

[glad wadi]

bros french 😭

[vital sail]

ouie

[glad wadi]

PRO TIP : press the sort button einstein

[austere obsidian]

Belgian and I had to live in your god awful country for 8-9 years

[glad wadi]

you loved it

[vital sail]

shaddapu

[austere obsidian]

go live in the east midlands bro

[glad wadi]

fuh nah

[vital sail]

go live in OHIO 😂

😂

[austere obsidian]

that’s what i thought

don’t piss me off lad

[vital sail]

ahem

is the mic on guys? 😂

[austere obsidian]

unfortunately

[vital sail]

fortunately*

[glad wadi]

tough crowd

[vital sail]

yeah sorry geon but you just dont cut it

[austere obsidian]

yeah, he’s out of the comedy club

[sacred saddle]

Me when millionaires fall over crying because they failed to kick the inflatable plastic 😭

[vital sail]

what

[glad wadi]

smartest 600 pound chudcel

[vital sail]

oh

fuck you

[sacred saddle]

I was scrolled up it was still on football where i joined in 😅

[vagrant nova]

wtf

i killed 3 pmcs on labs

[vital sail]

those the guys i naded

[vagrant nova]

who is throwing their labs raids

[vital sail]

wait imagine tho

did you grab their dogtags