eft-chat

[timid leaf]

[unique agate]

idk if adding spawns to north is a good idea

those spawns literally win the raid

[nova niche]

Sorry, not best, it is something they have considered

[knotty musk]

Remove spawn points along the shore. We believe they are currently necessary. It’s not possible to move every PMC spawn to chalet and cliffs side, since it would cause players to spawn too close to each other, leading to uncontrollable chaos at the start of each raid;

[pallid talon]

Ahh it would be so fun if my sets at the gym gave my strength in tarkov as well. You know like you connect fitness app to tarkov app(it was planned at some point) and each set gives you some strength and endurance

[nova niche]

Hey Butch you literally picked the one section i didnt mention

[knotty musk]

they didnt touch the shore spawn

[upbeat yarrow]

They did NOT remove coastal spawns. They added NEW spawns to the northern side of the map, pushing players more to meet in the middle like old customs... kinda.

[knotty musk]

^^^^^^^^^

[timid leaf]

Yeah free rogues base lol

[nova niche]

Ah so its weird wording to me

[glad wadi]

they cant dedicate teams to map rework cause they are working on fragmentary order

[nova niche]

Gotcha

[glad wadi]

wake tf up

[nova niche]

Ok so just north spawns

[unique agate]

watch me still spawn southern road every raid

[nova niche]

And they wont dedicate time rn to map rework

Is that it

[unique agate]

pretty much

[nova niche]

Ok

[unique agate]

im more excited about the muzzle flash changes

[timid leaf]

Worst spawn is between chalet and dead tree, the "move or die" spawn lol

[nova niche]

Anyways get back to work

[unique agate]

yes master let me chop more wood

[upbeat yarrow]

Do we think they added the muzzle flash changes to arena? lol

[knotty musk]

We’re looking to find the most optimal distribution of spawn points and have made the following changes:

Added PMC spawns to the northern part of the map - around the train yard area and “Northern Checkpoint” extraction;
Reworked PMC spawns in the rest of the location.

[unique agate]

butch how do i get cursed crown the wiki is broken for dad

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[tawny berry]

probably not yet

[knotty musk]

you have to find youtube shorts

[unique agate]

bro help me

[glad wadi]

find a reddit post from 9 months ago with 2 comments

[silk prairie]

this cat is kitty

[glad wadi]

wiki is broken 😭 wiki does not exist

[knotty musk]

muhawi will crucify you for saying that even though its not the tarkov wiki

[glad wadi]

no please

[floral edge]

doubt its holding up 700lbs

[silk prairie]

he gets an alert on his phone every time wiki is mentioned

[knotty musk]

hes probably 750lbs by now

he had a stir fry

[floral edge]

now back to my far far peak

[glad wadi]

wtf goin on in ohio

[floral edge]

ask sylvia

[keen mango]

Muhawi has a pigeon messenger for anything regarding the wiki

[royal sinew]

how do i get kerman to get me to do 40 btc

im at the part but it wont unlock what's the reqs

[vital sail]

what does a defib do

[sacred saddle]

Pigeons are underrated

I'd honestly rather carry a pigeon than an iphone

[sacred saddle]

look at that magnificent boy

[knotty musk]

what a fun friendly looking fellow

[floral edge]

@glad wadi peep the nam,e

[knotty musk]

geon doesnt know what pigeons are

[sacred saddle]

😂

[knotty musk]

i already made this joke

[keen mango]

Bring a heart back to life after it stops beating

[knotty musk]

he thought a pigeon was a pokemon

[jade quiver]

where do u make a ticket

[keen mango]

For what?

[jade quiver]

some bot in the server doing the steam scam doesnt need to be in the server

[keen mango]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/813521804710117386

Make sure you got proof

[cold brook]

Geonpilled pigeon

Hi chat

[jade quiver]

ye got his user id his fake screenshots and everything

and IP but thats besides the fact, dude doesnt even play tarkov

[glad wadi]

im such a fat pigeon idiot

[floral edge]

pichud

[muted storm]

... hm

[winter iris]

I just lost 70 million roubles on the flea market to a misclick

[unreal sentinel]

How's the muzzle flash now?

[hardy sail]

skill issue

[winter iris]

true

[knotty musk]

#videos message

[warm wagon]

Does anyone know where Goons is?

[winter iris]

Me

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cookies-cookies-cat-cats-cat-want-cookies-gif-17584324

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/bababooey-cat-gif-18929473

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-yaris-bouncy-bouncing-yaris-car-gif-13217895294350991776

[odd oak]

Where's this dealer

[unreal sentinel]

Oh nice so it's closer to suppressor now, except the white smoke is there

It's more usable for sure

I wonder if it has the same heat waves making aiming harder that suppressors have tho

[acoustic otter]

thats just cuz he was standing right under the light

if u got on the right side in shooting range theres barely any smoke

[crystal phoenix]

Hi Ento!

[acoustic otter]

hello

[hexed vapor]

Is there like a suggestion chat/forum for tarkov cause they are some things alot of players wil like that don't require that much programming

[acoustic otter]

#tarkov-community

[vital sail]

scaved with geon ONCE and now my lobbies are full of people with lvls <15

[astral yoke]

Imagine the day I accidently spent 22mil on 1 labs keycard

Price sorting was backward for some reason

[glad wadi]

killed my team mate on scav*

[cold brook]

Scammed

[vital sail]

killed my team mate on scav after he ripped my leg off*

[astral yoke]

It happens lol good thing I had 110mil

[glad wadi]

no excuses

[vital sail]

the lion still sitting in my stash sadly

[nova niche]

L bozo

[vital sail]

i might not get scav box. js sell it to therapist ig

[nova niche]

Oh hi voh

[astral yoke]

Hello fellow bozo

[nova niche]

Wtf

[astral yoke]

Lol

[nova niche]

Im NOT a bozo

[astral yoke]

We both bozo

You know it

[nova niche]

Its so over

[astral yoke]

It’s been a while how are you

[crude vessel]

we already have geon2 now we have geon3.14

[nova niche]

Have this gun I saw on twitter

[astral yoke]

Omfg lol

[nova niche]

Am the decents, wbu

[astral yoke]

Extendo barrel

[nova niche]

Da 50bmg G36

[astral yoke]

I’m good, currently in Cincinnati for work

[crude vessel]

g.50

[nova niche]

Oohh?

You arent too far

[crude vessel]

what state thsat in

[astral yoke]

But I drive home tonight

[cold brook]

I am lowk getting slimed out by these hammer curls

[astral yoke]

Tarkov tomorrow

[astral yoke]

Ohio

[nova niche]

You’re like a 30min drive away rn

[glad wadi]

6kg dumbells

[nova niche]

But im at work

[astral yoke]

Oh shit lol

[nova niche]

GTBs closer to u too

[austere obsidian]

how much do you hammer

[astral yoke]

It’s nice here I like it

[crude vessel]

only in ohio i guess

[nova niche]

Im from Hamilton/Eaton, dont live there anymore tho

[glad wadi]

yall know LeBron?

hes from ohio

[astral yoke]

I don’t have a clue where that is but that’s cool lol

[nova niche]

Iirc, my map knowledge is horrible

A bit north west of cincy

[cold brook]

I’m not a noodle brev 😭

[astral yoke]

Ahh gotcha

[cold brook]

Imagine your mother

[nova niche]

Hope u enjoyed ur stay in cincy

[astral yoke]

Your pfp is lit

[nova niche]

Wha were u doin for work?

[astral yoke]

I have! Been here since Monday night

[cold brook]

Cheers brotato

Sylv have you booked your flight to come visit yet?

[astral yoke]

If I told you I’d have to kill you

[nova niche]

I saw you in arena, you couldnt

[nova niche]

No i dont wanna visit Korea

[astral yoke]

Gtfo lol

[knotty musk]

just got one tapped by a naked with only a mosin because i was chasing him with a red rebel

[nova niche]

[astral yoke]

Military work lol

[nova niche]

Ohh gotcha

[crude vessel]

mustve been me

[nova niche]

IN cincy? Or just thats where officially u were

[hazy bay]

wtf is that

scavs got buffed? -_-

[astral yoke]

Training seminar I support the IT suite my group command uses

[nova niche]

Ohhh

Not traditional military stuff, more tech end stuff?

Well I say traditional

[astral yoke]

I setup all the equipment and tear it down, maintain it in between

Yea I’m not a ground pounder

[nova niche]

Invective was a sea pounder

[astral yoke]

I’m an IT nerd lol

[nova niche]

@lilac vapor

Cmere

We’re bullying u

[astral yoke]

Invective is a man buns grasper

[lilac vapor]

I'm unbullyable

[knotty musk]

how did asshat get automodded

[astral yoke]

Haha oh hi

[astral yoke]

I’m sayinnnnn

PG chat, Hardcore game….

[nova niche]

Omg hes here!!

[lilac vapor]

Also, hold up, what does sea pounder even mean

[nova niche]

[nova niche]

He said ground pounder

U were in navy

So i said sea instead

Calling u a grunt

[astral yoke]

I said I’m not a ground pounder lol

[nova niche]

Also i want u to know

I accidentally typed “baby” and it still tried to autocorrect to “navy” btw

[knotty musk]

@quiet salmon sea pounder? 🤔

[lilac vapor]

I think I was like as far from grunt as you could go breh

[nova niche]

Hence why its bullying

U bozo

[lilac vapor]

Me bozo? You bozo

[nova niche]

Us bozo

Bozo

[astral yoke]

We all bozo

[lilac vapor]

Well, you especially

[astral yoke]

Can we have this word not automodded lol

[warped canyon]

ohh, muzzle flash is down

[nova niche]

Wait

[warped canyon]

anyone tested it yet?

[nova niche]

Asshat is automodded now?

[knotty musk]

yes lmao

[astral yoke]

Yea

[nova niche]

Since when

I said it before when not mod

[astral yoke]

Idk

[warped canyon]

very much yes.

[nova niche]

I stg

[lilac vapor]

it's automodded for operators too, can't have shit

[warped canyon]

Butthead

ayy

[knotty musk]

#videos message

[astral yoke]

This chat becoming soft

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[sharp sandal]

Is that so?

[rigid flax]

Real

[knotty musk]

xyph say asshat right now

[sharp sandal]

@topaz patio

this chat has become too soft

[warped canyon]

cheers. actually playable

[sharp sandal]

no thanks

[lilac vapor]

I just tried clown

[sharp sandal]

I don't trust fed

[astral yoke]

Still automodded

[lilac vapor]

Someone get buthy out of here

[stiff marten]

not enough stuff here to keep the chatters hard

[sharp sandal]

and therefore

[knotty musk]

4 people saying bad words

[sharp sandal]

i feel like he put you up to this

[knotty musk]

??????????????????

[lilac vapor]

I'm always hard

I mean

wait

[astral yoke]

Stay hard

[knotty musk]

what

pause

nsfw

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

youre gonna upset xyph

[lilac vapor]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK IT THAT WAY

UNMOD HIM

[nova niche]

We didnt take it away

[quiet salmon]

I still have that clip

[nova niche]

I had no clue it was automodded

[lilac vapor]

Okay so pause out of context what is this a reference to

[nova niche]

I literally said asshat a year ago

[stiff marten]

[quiet salmon]

you labs rat

[nova niche]

And it wasnt automodded

Its happened within the last year

[lilac vapor]

Oh you never sent it to me

sadge

[warped canyon]

sylvia saying nonowords

[sharp sandal]

??

[unique agate]

ass hat

[warped canyon]

pls mods do smth

[knotty musk]

asshat

[cold brook]

Ass hat

[nova niche]

????

Wils

[sharp sandal]

i dont mind anyone

[nova niche]

Wild

[lilac vapor]

Pepis?

[sharp sandal]

I just dont trust fed

[warped canyon]

shat

mh aint that

[unique agate]

i did it without space and it was automodded

[nova niche]

Fuckin wild

[daring crypt]

Automod doesn't know what to do

[nova niche]

Idk who does the automod stuff

[cold brook]

Heyyo

[quiet salmon]

discord has a 500000000 dumb automod list they don't publicly share

[crude vessel]

what do you guys think is the best item in tarkov, other than guns and armour

[unique agate]

sturdy log

[astral yoke]

So ass hat works but without a space it doesn’t

Wtfonk

[knotty musk]

and asshat is one of them

[nova niche]

Ah so its discords integrated automod

[knotty musk]

somehow

[quiet salmon]

banning asshat but doesn't have rape or the n word automodded

[nova niche]

Not our own list

[glad wadi]

a bitcoin

[warped canyon]

TarCoin

[cold brook]

Don’t encourage them

[knotty musk]

geons dogtag

[nova niche]

Can we ban the term “I’m a graphic designer”

Would catch 90% of the scam bots

[warped canyon]

way to common of an item

[glad wadi]

...

[lilac vapor]

well, ass hat is clearly a significantly more touchy and triggering word, you'd of course have to be the most evil of people to utilize the term ass hat

[astral yoke]

[sharp sandal]

bro

i feel fucking awful today

today sucks

[crude vessel]

what graphic designer wronged you

[lilac vapor]

dope

[astral yoke]

I was shook it got flagged lol

[warped canyon]

the holy list!

[astral yoke]

Asshat

[knotty musk]

rawdog

[astral yoke]

Yayyyyyyy

[ember jolt]

The famously used fuck with 2 cs

[warped canyon]

not

to be confused with ducc

[glad wadi]

🥀

[crude vessel]

i feel like co-op extracts are so rare its almost never used in actual raids

[unique agate]

yall just bullying geon

[lilac vapor]

I use them fairly often

[unique agate]

im gonna have to start whiteknighting

[tropic hearth]

I only do it if I’m in a group so it’s more intimidating

[warped canyon]

they not rare they are always there :)

[royal sinew]

i think im genuinely never prestiging again solely because of TD2

[sharp sandal]

So wait.

[warped canyon]

didnt do TD3 yet huh

[sharp sandal]

Has this server seriously censored normal curse-words?

[crude vessel]

how do you make sure the scav / pmc wont just shoot you in the head

[royal sinew]

TEST DRIVE 3 HAS ACTUAL BULLETS

[sharp sandal]

No fucking way lmao

[warped canyon]

so does the mp5

skill issue

[tropic hearth]

I like doing it on interchange

[lilac vapor]

PMC always is in the back, and the PMC always has his gun to the back of the scavs head and the scav always has his knife out

[crude vessel]

its like the only thing discouraging me from doing Co-oPs

[royal sinew]

its ok to be wrong

[crude vessel]

i see

[soft haven]

its ok to be gong 🇨🇳

[crude vessel]

its also rare to find someone who uses voip, much less a pscav, maybe im on the wrong servers though

[warped canyon]

just use AI

[lilac vapor]

NA is usually fairly talkative if you're trying to cooperate

[warped canyon]

easy on reserve

woods it works but its kinda hard

[crude vessel]

what?

[stiff marten]

??? wtf? Is that under "light swears"?

[stuck hornet]

Stolen valour

[astral yoke]

I had no issues with pscav coop when I did survivor ending

[warped canyon]

you can coop with AI scavs

[astral yoke]

Took me 3 raids

[crude vessel]

what the fuck i never knew that

[warped canyon]

what map

[crude vessel]

is it like a 100% chance that they agree to cooping

[warped canyon]

yea surprisingly easy

[crude vessel]

and how do you do it

[astral yoke]

Reserve

[warped canyon]

just bully them into the extract and it works

[astral yoke]

Black magic

[warped canyon]

on reserve just take a loud gun and sit in the extract and fire every now and then

[knotty musk]

@cold brook

[crude vessel]

like keep luring them to it

[warped canyon]

they swarm you and mostly miss

reserve super easy since you got cover

woods is rather wack

and no clue if interchange works

[astral yoke]

Just make sure if you do the ai scav method you have big armor on

Facemask

[warped canyon]

but acid green flares also help

[pallid talon]

Why do I even read comments under BSG posts on X. Like how can people still complain about recoil in 2026, they for sure have to be new players because there is no way someone who played before 0.14 would think guns have to much of it right now

[astral yoke]

Recoil right now is fine

[crude vessel]

im new but the recoil is fine from what ive seen

[astral yoke]

Real ones remember 12.12 recoil that shit was booty cheeks

[stuck hornet]

It wasnt that bad

[pallid talon]

Stock AKM was recoiling of your fk forhead every shoot 😄

[astral yoke]

12.12 was the worst recoil in the games history

[crude vessel]

do you guys take gas anals or not in raids

analyzers

[astral yoke]

Rage bait

[jade quiver]

Anyone else get weird texture w altyn or ryst face shields

[stuck hornet]

As long as u weren’t using the highest recoil guns on purpose it was t bad at all

[rose tide]

HELLO GUYS

[astral yoke]

Coxxy is fried

[knotty musk]

always has been

he has dogshit opinions on everything

[steep wind]

Not at 1 am no

[astral yoke]

Chronic ragebaiter

[stuck hornet]

Butch u think the new recoil system is bad 🥀

[rose tide]

[knotty musk]

next its "tracksuit looks good"

[royal sinew]

i like the look ):

[knotty musk]

not anymore now they finished the rest of the attachments

[steep wind]

Anything looks good on you

[rose tide]

[knotty musk]

thanks bbg

[astral yoke]

Even tho Coxxy is a ragebaiter he is a thoughtmaxxer

He is smart

[stuck hornet]

Bro pls don’t give him confidence

[reef ether]

How much did he pay you

[steep wind]

Easier to crush him later

[astral yoke]

[stuck hornet]

Bro

[astral yoke]

Not a dime lol

[stuck hornet]

What’s this slander

[crude vessel]

hey guys found a supply drop, do i take svds, mk16, mpx or velocriatpor, ive got 2 slots

[glad wadi]

velociraptor

[stuck hornet]

Butch is on a mission to oppose me

[unique agate]

velo

[crude vessel]

what else

[glad wadi]

mk16

[unique agate]

and sell that to the poor test drive 6 souls

svd i guess

[crude vessel]

ok mk16 and velocitproator

[reef ether]

Im booting up dnd for the first time since 2024

[glad wadi]

hmm maybe svd

[reef ether]

[glad wadi]

whats am mk16

[astral yoke]

Good luck lol

[stuck hornet]

I’m 19 days away from tarkov

[unique agate]

scar

[crude vessel]

looks like a fortnite scar but black

[crude vessel]

or gray

[austere obsidian]

scar l

[pallid talon]

One day ill accept this stupid drip out quest by accident, it happens every god damn time and im getting closer every day while accepting my dailys

[nova niche]

Finally

[glad wadi]

thats better than an svd

[nova niche]

We can get rid of geon

[unique agate]

bro said fortinte sacar😭

[astral yoke]

I took a hiatus too, it refreshed my central nervous system

[knotty musk]

coxxy was seen having dogshit opinions again sylvia

[austere obsidian]

basicallyy a mk17 in 556

[reef ether]

Nvm I have an error

[nova niche]

Uh oh

What did he say this time

[crude vessel]

svd and velkocirttpoat

[stuck hornet]

Butch

Butch

[pallid talon]

This should be one time quest or at least once per wipe quest, there is absolutely no point doing it when you plan to prestige

[knotty musk]

12.12 recoil wasnt bad

[stuck hornet]

We’re u even playing the game in 12.12

[knotty musk]

i played it a bit

[astral yoke]

12.12 recoil was shit everyone knows it

[stuck hornet]

Or are you larping again

[stiff marten]

woah, rare Silverballer sighting

[stuck hornet]

so your larping

[reef ether]

Wait is need to enable core isolation for their anti cheat to work

The fuck is this

[stuck hornet]

We know what kind of person you are now butch

[glad wadi]

its over

[astral yoke]

Anyone who has ever shot a gun knows 12.12 recoil was the furthest thing from real

[nova niche]

Im ngl i need a second to remember when 12.12 was cuz my recollection of time is rather fucked

[knotty musk]

so playing a bit in 12.12 = larping
not playing 12.12 = larping

[nova niche]

Wha year was 12.12

[knotty musk]

brother just saying buzzwords

[sacred saddle]

buzzwords = larping

[quiet salmon]

honestly having no recoil ceiling was fun as hell though

[astral yoke]

12.12 was when it felt like your PMC held the gun with only foregrip lol

[nova niche]

Ok im asking a time frame

[quiet salmon]

miss having the ash-12 being a refined choice

[stuck hornet]

Ash12 still has no recoil

[nova niche]

I barely remember versions just years it occured

[quiet salmon]

what

[stuck hornet]

And I’ll stand by that opinion

[quiet salmon]

you mumbling moron

[stuck hornet]

It’s true

[quiet salmon]

I'm saying no recoil ceiling hence ash-12 is actually controllable nowadays

[astral yoke]

12.12 felt like PMC hands were weaker than an infant

[stuck hornet]

Idk man your words are backwards

[nova niche]

So no one knows when 12.12 was

Gotcha

[reef ether]

Okay i cant play unless i let their kernel level ac in manually

[stuck hornet]

Like 2022 maybe

I forgor

[knotty musk]

i think end of 2021, early 2022

[astral yoke]

Yes it was like end of 2022

[glad wadi]

they just added it too but it should only be for High Roller?

[nova niche]

Oh 2022 yeah no recoil was dogshit then

Attachments actually had to be used then

Cuz if u didnt guns were fucked

[rough bear]

Does anyone have a fix for arena? i crash constantly since season 2 patch, i cant even play and my pc is good

[reef ether]

Nope wont let me boot the game at all without doing it

[astral yoke]

All builds were ass in 12.12

[stuck hornet]

I have a good few clips of 12.12 somewhere

[glad wadi]

Damn

[knotty musk]

we dont want to see your dogshit tarkov era clips coxxy

[stuck hornet]

will have to dig them up

[glad wadi]

mine must already be on

[astral yoke]

Bro

[glad wadi]

Coxxy could easily 3v1 you guys tho

[reef ether]

Uninstalled already

[stuck hornet]

That’s my guy

[glad wadi]

💀 🥀

[knotty musk]

we lost geller already

[astral yoke]

He won’t remember this

[nova niche]

Hear me out

Butch

[knotty musk]

yeah

[quiet salmon]

recoil ceiling = recoil is confined to a small bubble, aka you can aim at people's feet and the max recoil will be at their upper thorax
no recoil ceiling = your recoil shoots will keep going higher until you're aiming at the ceiling

[nova niche]

Geller as a replacement trio while im at work

[quiet salmon]

it aint that deep

[reef ether]

No i uninstalled

[stuck hornet]

Haha

[knotty musk]

hes already gone sylvia

[nova niche]

Why

[glad wadi]

Reinstall

[stuck hornet]

That was fast

[knotty musk]

he had to enable bios stuff for the AC

[astral yoke]

Lmfao

[nova niche]

For Tarkov?

[unique agate]

so im queuing ruins trios as a solo

[knotty musk]

dark and darker

[nova niche]

Oh

[reef ether]

Wants me to enable core isolation and allow their kernel ac into my pc

[astral yoke]

[unique agate]

when youre up guys

[nova niche]

I thought that was only for HR

[reef ether]

Im good

[stuck hornet]

Lego Batman releases next month

[knotty musk]

he cant boot the game without it

[nova niche]

lmao

[astral yoke]

For which game

[reef ether]

Dnd

[glad wadi]

let them sell ur data to china

[stuck hornet]

!reminders

[reef condor]

1. May 29, 2026 at 22:22 UTC (4 weeks, 1 day) lego batman
2. Jan 11, 2027 at 1:53 UTC (8 months, 2 weeks) does geon have tracksuit yet
3. Jan 28, 2027 at 7:27 UTC (8 months, 4 weeks) does geon have kappa

[astral yoke]

Oh fuck that

[reef ether]

Time to buy and install far far west instead

Yeah exactly

Fuck that

[nova niche]

Glad that game came out

I saw a playtest of it

[stuck hornet]

@glad wadi Progress report on tracksuit and kappa pls

[nova niche]

Was cool looking

[reef ether]

Speaking of kernal

[glad wadi]

delete these bruh

[knotty musk]

geon has not killed killa once

[glad wadi]

Ive killed killa multiple times

one of the easier bosses

[knotty musk]

no evidence

[nova niche]

Im ngl

[astral yoke]

All bosses easy

[nova niche]

Geon might have more killa kills than me

I hate facing Killa

[reef ether]

@vagrant sequoia can you red me pls

[knotty musk]

he has more than me

[glad wadi]

I killed killa with an RPDN

[knotty musk]

i think i have 1 kill

[reef ether]

Ive had a month off, im refreshed

[stuck hornet]

U got 8 months to finish tracksuit and get kappa geon

[nova niche]

Out of Retirement Geller???

Big

[reef ether]

I had a lot going on

[nova niche]

I get it

[reef ether]

Holiday and family stuff etc

[nova niche]

Glad you’re getting sorted

[reef ether]

[knotty musk]

geller is banished to modmail now

[glad wadi]

can we reinstall DaD tho

[tall citrus]

has anyone tried the new lighthouse spawns (if theyre in yet)

[knotty musk]

bye geller

not allowed to speak in here anymore

[reef ether]

Ill genuinely take over mod mail for the most part

[vagrant sequoia]

Geller insta Sr Mod

[nova niche]

Honestly was good some of them took breaks

I got to learn modmail more

[reef ether]

Ty big boy

[nova niche]

I was nervous at doing it but just needed practice

[glad wadi]

my turn

[crude vessel]

how about you get a DAD first

[astral yoke]

Welcome back geller

[sharp sandal]

ayyy

[glad wadi]

🥀

[sharp sandal]

he's back

pog

[silk prairie]

🥀

[nova niche]

Poor Geon

L bozo

[knotty musk]

washed up fighter

[astral yoke]

When suit

[nova niche]

I really wish they would revamp tracksuit

[glad wadi]

tracksuit? never

[nova niche]

It genuinely looks bad

[astral yoke]

Why

[nova niche]

It needs an update

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[glad wadi]

I have 500 hours

[astral yoke]

Suit needs a revamp so bad

[nova niche]

Tracksuit update when

[astral yoke]

2008 texture pack on suit lol

[glad wadi]

is it true that they cant rework lighthouse cause half the team are working on fragmentary order

[stuck hornet]

I like it

[acoustic otter]

they gotta make a new one and also keep the old one

[stuck hornet]

It looks worn

[nova niche]

Coxxy

You literally

Agreed with me

[reef ether]

Oh i forgot about gifs

[nova niche]

That it looks bad and needs an update

Shut the fuck up

[reef ether]

[acoustic otter]

would be cool if my arms didnt look like a corpse

[sharp sandal]

Old tracksuit needs a fresher version.

[silk prairie]

why are you so mean to geller

[nova niche]

Not to geller

Geller cool

[sharp sandal]

It looks like a tracksuit that wasn't in a washer for 6 months

[nova niche]

This is to coxxy

[sharp sandal]

[silk prairie]

oh so its to ento

[nova niche]

Cuz hes lying

[stuck hornet]

An update yeah

[knotty musk]

coxxy will continue to try to justify the tracksuit

[acoustic otter]

wow

[stuck hornet]

But the overall look

[vagrant sequoia]

?

[acoustic otter]

so were being rude to me now

[silk prairie]

main issue

[stuck hornet]

Is nice

[astral yoke]

I pray real suit gets update

[tropic hearth]

Gong is suck word

[nova niche]

Tracksuit is so old and looks so bad nowadays

Needs a retexturing

[vagrant sequoia]

womp womp?

[knotty musk]

low poly ahh gold chain and tracksuit looks like it was dipped in wax and ironed

[stuck hornet]

The colour and design is fine

[vagrant sequoia]

skill issue

[astral yoke]

I wear pred way more than suit

[sharp sandal]

terminal when

[soft haven]

the instrument

[stuck hornet]

Just needs fresh pixels

[astral yoke]

Looks better

[slim spear]

anyone running into a similar issue where one person in the group gets into the raid before everybody else without a countdown

[nova niche]

Heard it here first coxxy

Skissue

[sharp sandal]

I'll be in my 3rd ending in ~2 weeks colonel

when terminal

[stuck hornet]

Imagine not having both 🥀

[acoustic otter]

pred lowkey more aura but stands out less

[stuck hornet]

ik voh has both

[astral yoke]

You seen the big line where the texture of the hand doesn’t line up on the thumb

[tropic hearth]

Ohhhhh

[reef ether]

I went to play arena then realised I had to uninstall the lot due to some write issues

[vagrant sequoia]

when sylvia manages to persuade apple to tick off my killa kill quest after they stole the kill that one time I guess?

[tropic hearth]

I thought you mean 工 gong

[reef ether]

[sharp sandal]

wow smh

[nova niche]

LMAO

[vagrant sequoia]

idk im not playing this shit till icebreaker

[stuck hornet]

I’m blinded by my gold chain ngl

[nova niche]

I could ask apple

But I think he would just ignore it

[sharp sandal]

fair lol

[stuck hornet]

Me too

[slate grove]

i really need someone to open abonden factory marked on streets for broadcast part 5. if anyone would be avalible please. im not gonna loot im just gonna run in and out for the quest... pls dm me

[knotty musk]

im almost at p5 kappa

[vagrant sequoia]

Yknow what

[silk prairie]

its caused by slow loading

[vagrant sequoia]

I dont want to escape tarkov

Everyone wants to escape, I just want to profit from war

[stuck hornet]

Questmaxer

[sharp sandal]

real

[stuck hornet]

Ok prapor

[nova niche]

Colonel whats your rouble count

[sharp sandal]

i cant type today holy shit.

[silk prairie]

holy shit that was fast

[nova niche]

Show the money spread

[vagrant sequoia]

idk

[pallid talon]

How much better is the muzzle flash now?

[vagrant sequoia]

like 40 mil

[stuck hornet]

That’s like a car

[slate grove]

i really need someone to open abonden factory marked on streets for broadcast part 5. if anyone would be avalible please. im not gonna loot im just gonna run in and out for the quest... pls dm me

[nova niche]

Whats that converted to pounds

[knotty musk]

#videos message

[vagrant sequoia]

40m to £

[sharp sandal]

395000 pounds give or take.

[nova niche]

Thats a house thats not too bad

[vagrant sequoia]

something like that

[stuck hornet]

Colonel can buy Lamborghini

[pallid talon]

Hol up they actually cooked

[tall citrus]

has anyone seen reshala figurine in a while

[pallid talon]

Run labs

[vagrant sequoia]

my actual irl rouble count is like 150k

[nova niche]

Me profiteering in a war torn zone just to afford new york rent

[sharp sandal]

[stuck hornet]

Need to do some flea market flips

[nova niche]

Really coxxy

I thought u were sad before

Thats just more sad

[vagrant sequoia]

We dont talk about the irl flea market

[sharp sandal]

Honestly i'd be down to do IRL scav runs if i didnt have this shitty genetic skin disease

wow

[glad wadi]

Can you run flea market?

[sharp sandal]

i was abandoned in vc

[vagrant sequoia]

too much money is in that atm

[stuck hornet]

Hahahah

Wdym

[sharp sandal]

where tf is larry

[stuck hornet]

Scav runs

[knotty musk]

and he judges me for questing 🥀

[nova niche]

Your scav spawned with a harsh debuff

[sharp sandal]

I was abandoned in vc

[sharp sandal]

DUDE

[brittle crater]

Good morning chat

[sharp sandal]

it pisses me the fuck off

[stuck hornet]

Wait what would you scav for

[sharp sandal]

I can't turn my head right now.

[nova niche]

Skin care products

[sharp sandal]

Like, i have to turn my entire body

[stuck hornet]

Tbf if I was a scav I’d target copper wire

And pipes

[sharp sandal]

I'd target DDR5 ram.

[nova niche]

You’re a scav not a crackhead

Get it together

[stuck hornet]

That’s like mythic loot

[sharp sandal]

Yo who joining me on the AI Data center scav run?

loot all the server racks lads we gotta get out quick

[normal mango]

Scavenger.

[nova niche]

If tarkov was made in 2026 it’d be a real map

[stuck hornet]

Data centre would be like labs bro

[sharp sandal]

Lmao trueee

[normal mango]

More like Scav Avenger 🦸

[stuck hornet]

The people that go round in vans collecting people’s scrap metal

They are just scavs

[nova niche]

Ok im going back to work ping me if coxxy says more dumb shit so i can laugh later @knotty musk

[stuck hornet]

Laugh all you want

[brittle crater]

We call them junkers here in the states

[sharp sandal]

smh people hiding in gaming 2 vc

[stuck hornet]

I’m still correct 90% of the time

[sharp sandal]

ok i might agree with some things you say

[vagrant sequoia]

Thats fucked up

[sharp sandal]

but 90% is NOT accurate

[nova niche]

90% is too much

[vagrant sequoia]

Why did they leave you xyph?

[knotty musk]

22 tasks

[sharp sandal]

idk but i dont really care waiting until larry gets on at this point

[vagrant sequoia]

[nova niche]

Why is butch on tarkov

Wtf

Hes slacking

[sharp sandal]

larry chek and coxxy are the only people that wanna vc with me in this server

[stuck hornet]

Dark and darker dead on arrival

[sharp sandal]

dead and deader

[nova niche]

Me and Geon will carry this

[glad wadi]

15k buddy

[vagrant sequoia]

I mean

[nova niche]

We dont need Butch

[stuck hornet]

15k

[vagrant sequoia]

Im busy af so

[stuck hornet]

That’s like

Idk not that many

[sharp sandal]

I SAW

Good luck with that man

[glad wadi]

id slap you on siege lad

[sturdy star]

Anyone have a complete list of the promo codes

[sharp sandal]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[vagrant sequoia]

??codes

[stuck hornet]

Why u being horrible like I didn’t offer to get you in the stack

[glad wadi]

sorry

[stuck hornet]

You little fraud

[sharp sandal]

Coxxy ignore him

He doesn't even ball in POE2

mf probably cant even beat the miller

[glad wadi]

im washed so just ignore me

[knotty musk]

geon is busy anyway

with a better game

[stuck hornet]

The miller would stomp geon out

[knotty musk]

22 tasks until kappa btw

[stuck hornet]

8 days til the poe livestream

[glad wadi]

bruh 😭

[vagrant sequoia]

on a game that cant handle 10k because the servers blow up?

[glad wadi]

15k mate

[knotty musk]

we had 15k yesterday

servers were fine

[glad wadi]

just defeated Nexon too

[knotty musk]

yep

[vagrant sequoia]

Thats just a lie

[knotty musk]

final boss defeated

[stuck hornet]

“We” buddy thinks he with the gang

[glad wadi]

Nexon humbled

[vagrant sequoia]

yesterday peak was 11k

[knotty musk]

its not just on steam

[stuck hornet]

💀

[glad wadi]

blacksmith launcher mate

[knotty musk]

blacksmith launcher

[sharp sandal]

bro

how tf does Hypixel THE MINECRAFT SERVER

[knotty musk]

you can see total playercount in the game

[sharp sandal]

have more players than your game

[vagrant sequoia]

I wouldn't call having to pay nexon 3-4m a humbling

[glad wadi]

it got lowered from 6 million

Nexon humbled

[stuck hornet]

Hahaha

Hypixel > dead and deader

[glad wadi]

what happened to hytale

[sharp sandal]

its out

[knotty musk]

dead on arrival

[sharp sandal]

lol

[stuck hornet]

Poe2 only got 6k on steam but we don’t talk about that

[glad wadi]

💀 🥀

what a piece of crap game

[stuck hornet]

This time next month

100k minimum

[glad wadi]

yeah they making it free?

💀

[stuck hornet]

Not yet

[vagrant sequoia]

gets weekly updates from what I remember

[knotty musk]

6k on steam 💀

[glad wadi]

im waiting for Kyora

[sharp sandal]

Hytale isn't on steam you bellend

[knotty musk]

not hytale

poe2

read bruh

[vagrant sequoia]

poe2 explodes on game updates

[sharp sandal]

lmao poe2 is like 4 months into a league(wipe)

Same player-wave count as tarkov

Once wipe/league hits, its a INSANE amount for a few weeks

Then tapers off

[knotty musk]

classic

[vagrant sequoia]

Things gonna hit 250k pop once new league starts

[stuck hornet]

We have to queue in to get into our game

[glad wadi]

dont I need a spreadsheet to make a build

we good off that

[stuck hornet]

No

You need brain

[knotty musk]

just make rings and put strength on them all

[vagrant sequoia]

tbh

[knotty musk]

blue strength rings

[vagrant sequoia]

you dont need a brain for poe

[stuck hornet]

Id u follow someone’s build u don’t need brain

[vagrant sequoia]

if you want to do X damage just use the search and beeline toward them

[knotty musk]

this is why coxxy likes it then

[vagrant sequoia]

job done

[stuck hornet]

I do my own builds

[sharp sandal]

Most games are like that nowadays as well anyway

Where playercount is high at huge updates and tapers off

Its just where gaming in general is at nowadays.

[elfin ruin]

OSRS is consistently good

[knotty musk]

if you like woodcutting

[stuck hornet]

Lol

[open schooner]

The new lighthouse spawns seem to be even worse than the previous ones, which I didn't think would be possible

[stuck hornet]

If u like roleplaying as a sailor , fisherman , or lumberjack

[elfin ruin]

You both have no idea what the game is even like

[knotty musk]

idk i wanted to try runescape but the point and click is a no go

[brittle crater]

OSRS is literally peak

[elfin ruin]

Talking complete shite out your arse

[knotty musk]

i dont like point and click

[elfin ruin]

It is the most emergent MMO in existence

[brittle crater]

If you see it as just pointing and clicking (literally every game) then yeah it would get old very quickly

[knotty musk]

i like having full control over my characters

not pathfinding algorithms

[nova niche]

Butch

just saying

[elfin ruin]

literally just wrong again

[nova niche]

DaD added woodcutting

So

Its just a new Runescape

[knotty musk]

its literally a point and click game with pathfinding because thats how that works

[muted storm]

OSRS is goated

[knotty musk]

it path finds to the location you click

[nova niche]

Runescape would be cool if i had gotten into it like

Over 6 years ago

But i just cant feel motivated to get into it now

I tried

[glad wadi]

yo

[nova niche]

Cool game

[elfin ruin]

RuneScape is easily the best MMO, you saying it's just woodcutting and pathfinding just shows you're ignorant to it

[nova niche]

I just cant find that feeling to play

[knotty musk]

you clearly did not read what i said lmao

[austere obsidian]

yeah it also has fishing!

[elfin ruin]

It has so much depth to it and saying those things about it just makes you look stupid ngl

[knotty musk]

i said i wanted to try it but as a baseline the point and click is an instant no

[muted storm]

hi

[knotty musk]

because i like controlling my character and not having a pathfinding algorithm do it for me

[nova niche]

I mean fair enough

[brittle crater]

Try any mid-game content from raids to bossing, you'll get hooked quickly

[nova niche]

Its like how Invective wont play Zomboid cuz of top down view

[knotty musk]

you can call me stupid all you want

[brittle crater]

Like I just solo'd chambers of Xeric the other day and I felt like a fucking king

[knotty musk]

but you did not read what i said at all

[warped canyon]

has anyone ever had intellect maxed out?

how does the ammo counter look like

[glad wadi]

me

[vagrant sequoia]

Dont need to call someons stupid to know that they are

[warped canyon]

am i about to play CoD?

[knotty musk]

i will hold what i was about to say LMAO

[muted storm]

how are you @glad wadi 🙂

[warped canyon]

CoT

[timber citrus]

they gotta wipe bro

[glad wadi]

shit mate

[muted storm]

how come

[vagrant sequoia]

I cant comment on runescape though

[glad wadi]

im a washed unc

[muted storm]

ay, atleast ur clean then. Gotta be washed, cant be dirty

[vagrant sequoia]

However its doing something right when it has a shit load of poeple playing it

[glad wadi]

My username originated from runescape so I can comment

[muted storm]

W.

[nova niche]

Its a cool game that i just cant get into

[brittle crater]

It averages at 150k players daily

[muted storm]

Massive W

[knotty musk]

that doesnt mean i cannot say i was not interested in the game after i learned it is strictly point and click

[timber citrus]

killed by a prestige 5 sitting in a random bush on shoreline til the end of wipe

[glad wadi]

Runescape is good in my book ! 👌

[muted storm]

but no, OSRS is goated. I am not even gonna fucking lie man

[warped canyon]

nothing new xd

[nova niche]

I mean terraria is a cool game that I dont like

Just didnt click for me

[timber citrus]

everyone on shoreline either just goes labyrinth or does fucking nothing

[brittle crater]

Are you playing the League?

[glad wadi]

yeah the map sucks and has no loot

[timber citrus]

i dont understand how it can be fun honestly

[knotty musk]

i played it when i was very young

[muted storm]

even if Geon agrees with me (even though I hated him) I gotta agree with him if he says OSRS is goated too

[knotty musk]

but once my brain developed i no longer liked it

[timber citrus]

i need 2 SBIH kills and its actually gruelling

[warped canyon]

depends on what man was doing

[muted storm]

I gotta recognize the real for a second

[glad wadi]

i did not say goated

[timber citrus]

prestige 5... come on dude

[nova niche]

I think

[muted storm]

good is still good in my books

good is positive, thats all that matters

[nova niche]

If i was to actually give OSRS a solid try

[vagrant sequoia]

Actually brain dead take right there

[nova niche]

I need to avoid any of the extra tools and go in blind

And just explore

[glad wadi]

bro likes shoreline? 😭

[vagrant sequoia]

has probably some of the highest amount of "good" loot

[timber citrus]

pvp on shoreline sucks ass

[vagrant sequoia]

Especially early wipe

[glad wadi]

in labyrinth or normal

[sharp sandal]

FARM

Farm on shoreline is fucking sweet

[glad wadi]

im just speaking from experience ive never had anything good happen on shoreline

[timber citrus]

snoreline

[sharp sandal]

isn't your KD 0.5?

[timber citrus]

id be cool if they just removed it from the game theres nothing good that map brings to tarkov

[vagrant sequoia]

People out here crafting corrugated hose and buying all the hideout stuff

[glad wadi]

its 0.6

[vagrant sequoia]

meanwhile farm provides all

[nova niche]

Remove flea

[timber citrus]

prestige 5 go do something in real life honestly

[glad wadi]

so duo shoreline tonight

[vagrant sequoia]

No

[glad wadi]

🥀

[sharp sandal]

accurate

[vagrant sequoia]

I only play with people that have high KDs

[knotty musk]

smugglers on shoreline is literally filled to the brim with everything

[glad wadi]

wtf man

[vagrant sequoia]

At least 1.2

[glad wadi]

0.6 is solid

500 hours thats reasonable

[nova niche]

1.96 btw

Not to flex or anything

[wise geode]

Chat I tried league of legends

[knotty musk]

im a visual learner sylvia what is that

[vagrant sequoia]

Mine is still 1.44

[knotty musk]

i might need a screenshot

[wise geode]

what a horrible unfun game

[vagrant sequoia]

and will be that till icebreaker

[nova niche]

No problem Butch

[glad wadi]

all RUW

[knotty musk]

and then it goes up right

[nova niche]

Here you go butch

[knotty musk]

right

[knotty musk]

wow thanks sylvia!

1.96 kd

[vagrant sequoia]

All EU actually

[nova niche]

Butch

[glad wadi]

why havent I killed you then

[nova niche]

Thats a fucking 6

Get ur glasses

[knotty musk]

yeah

i said i cant read

[nova niche]

U keep messing it up

[vagrant sequoia]

because you are shit

[glad wadi]

noted

[knotty musk]

geon bring out the screenshot

[nova niche]

Idk, Colonel somehow let me steal his Killa kill

[knotty musk]

you flashed an altyn guy

and killed him

[nova niche]

Whos the bad one here

[sharp sandal]

ouch

[glad wadi]

nobody cares and i suck

[sharp sandal]

accurate but ouch

[vagrant sequoia]

You mean when I became a nugget and was on 50hp because he cranked a 90 and blasted me with BT meanwhile I could only see his arms

[nova niche]

I want to say more but i feel like ill be muted

[vagrant sequoia]

And then as I repeaked and started firing again, you decided to shoot him

yeah

[nova niche]

Only thing ill say is

I dumped 2-3 mags into his helmet

And thats all cuz i dont wanna be exploded

[sharp sandal]

Idk i think colonel deserved the kill