#eft-chat
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which is scarier
humans or deep sea creatures
you suck ass at barotrauma
a sub could fit in a big lake
Hello yes I am his lawyer
deep sea creatures
unless u mean girls too
most incel thing ive ever said
gave up already
discords brightest mind
Heāll be back soon
an iq too high?
He bas to be
Goodš
what is a pleximunch

plexi glass
probably someone who munches plexiglass
you eat it
ah plexiglass is kinda class
Please submit all legal complaints about Richard to @nova niche and she will forward the cases to me
I will not
yeah it sells for 5k at therapist
I am feral
turn the dms off
Even better! Please submit all legal complaints about Richard to @nova niche and she will not forward the cases to me
DMs: Off
Dungeons: Open
still in the lobby btw
Stack: washed
geon we have never seen a meal youve cooked before
are you holding out on us
you MUST be good at something right
i already ate it all then had an ice cream
are you thirteen
28 bro
discord age thing my bad
"i ate food and had iced cream and went outside and played with my friends"
bros wearing a propellor hat
bros life is full of whimsy
holy shit i turned on xmp and i jumped up a bunch in fps AND loading speeds
im soft asl
all daisies and rainbows for this guy
Propellor hats go hard tho
they do
i underestimaded this sm i load in a whole ass minute faster
should've heard how deflated he sounded
ya quite goated
you pay taxes and shit damn
ayo, and you call them freaky
i had to ask him if he was okay
you aint see me denying anything
im not okay
@crude vessel too bad you butchered like 3 laptops for different speeds of ram and cant turn it on
Poor Geon man
so i played 500 hours without xmp... makes me sad just thinking about it
Its ok
im friendfarming
gleemaxxing
please
please
just let me be the boss guy
If I get ice spiked in the back of the skull im quitting
so the side is fine
i have 0 damage spells
it worked out in the end i can launch ground zero
why would you use a 0 damage spell
'Ground zero'
ground zeros*
ground zero the meta
now run streets on ultra graphics
once i get to 32gb
i saw some guy yap about ram prices going down on youtube today
once walter the ram cook makes some more itll be even less
today was leg day 
just make it authentically, home made
all natural organic materials
yum
i signed up with steam and all of a sudden i have a email attached to my account idk if i added it or not and idk what the email is what should i do
its prob the email u use for steam
its not
oh shit š
its @dr.com
doctor com
idk maybe its just censored but thats not even an email service
ive only ever used proton mail and outlook
You need to complete the account activation process like youāre told to when you open the game
ive already played for over 100 days
i just took a week break
So?
i already completed that activation process lol
Then whatās the issue?
its not one that i recognize
i think what hes saying is that he already went thru the activation process, has not had problems until now, and has come to find that something happened that resulted in an unknown email being attached to his acc
i mean i signed in on the website with steam its just when i try to launch my game it asks for email verification
id assume you got hacked
how am i able to sign in then
and i rly doubt i got hacked i still have my steam acc
If your email address is not one you recognise then it looks like you were hacked and you need to email support
because being hacked doesnt necessarily mean they changed your pass or anything
unless bsg had a data leak i should be good
You have literally just said you donāt recognise the email that is on your own account
dude there is an email that isnt yours attached to your account
did bsg have a data leak or nah cuz if not im not hacked
someone has logged in and attached their email to your account
A data leak at BSG is not required for you to have an account hacked
well i have a type of memory issue so maybe i added it and forgot
having an email that is not yours magically appear as attached to your account means that someone logged in using YOUR email and YOUR password and attached their email
so unless you own the email, you got hacked
being hacked =/= losing your account
well i have my network+ and security+ so im not like dumb enough to get hacked
You can still be hacked with 2FA
Especially when you donāt even know the email you have linked to your account
why bother asking for our input if youre so insistent on convincing yourself that you havent been hacked
Pretty clear itās not secure if you donāt even recognise the email linked to your account
well im saying maybe its an email i added
thats what i keep saying lol
but i forgot i added it
doubt it man
bro listing off cybersecurity certs like they prevent him from having his account breached
Right so whatās the point in this conversation?
You just letting us all know that you forgot your own email?
Tf you want us to do for you
my uncle works at gmail ill see what he can do
@nova niche āļø
30mins
fellow discordians please assist me with this issue i must be reminded of my email password
does bsg censor the domain or just the first part of the email
his name is john mail
My uncle is John Gmail so your uncle is his employee and heās going to fire him
when you go to account settings
my uncle is John Hotmail and he said he doesnt own the company anymore and cant do anything
refer complaints to John Outlook
Hah, Im on first name basis with the Mailman, he delivers my mail by hand because its so important, beat that.
My step dad is a mailman so I know his full name and address
dont talk to Jane Yahoo though she likes lying
what about John Bing
how do i talk to support
He died years ago
Email them
oh fuck no way
Edgar Explorer
yahoo answers
Thats right, your step dad is "A" mailman.
My mailman is THE (emphasis on E) MailMan.
he was a real nice guy
so im basically just supposed to say hey theres an email on my account i dont recognize im able to sign into the website with steam but when i launch my game it asks for email verification
Sure
What else you gonna say?
what about 约翰·ē¾åŗ¦
Ask them about their day or something
i still dont get how i got hacked
sure, if you know the password maybe theres a button to change email
the email change button is greyed out
hey wise guy
yeah i just realized its gonna send a verfication email
maybe email the email nicely asking them to unlink
hey can you stop hacking into my account it snot cool dude
I was gonna write up some dumb overly formal email mockup but i just couldnt be asked
powerpoint just corrected "modern day" to "modern-day", is that even valid
powerpoint just be bullshitting to sound smart
In american yes
They like to hyphenate things unneccessarily
god bless russia
But looks like chatgpt to most other places
why not a minus
This is why we have aerosol cheese
lol why do i keep getting Fence message about the pillagers when im accepting my dailies
Cuz it isnt math its words
what pillagers
i figured it out it was an email i added and forgot about
i guess thats how people who arent the top 1% of the population think of it.
oh my god
.45 acp rip kills faster than i thought dude was dead in under half a second
having memory issues is difficult sometimes
If math was words itād have letters
?
It might be crazy what im about to say.
?
Whatever, go my gladiator
My centurion*
indeed sylvia
is there a file for keybinds i can backup
allergies are such a bitch when yo ucant find the cause
??wipe
As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.
Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).
it is individual
powerpoint corrected me YET AGAIN
someone died to reschala in dorms -- a level 40 or so -- killed reschala and died from injuries. but thanks for the stuff!
shit like this is precisely why im going to bed
this is what makes you sleep at night
how do you pronounce indivisual
is there any way to get that tarkov zeppelin bot in my server or no
why I always getting queued against trios, duos? ;_;
Now this is art
nobody likes playing the game alone

Thank you, thank you. Iāll be here all day
you can remove the last word and it'd still stand true
its fun when im just playing dress up
i mean for real.. this is pathetic..
expo spawn, in front of museum trio.. beamed.
i play alone. I die way less
NikitaGPT generate me customs rat spots to get setup done as a father of 5 with 0.3 nanoseconds a week to play
im nto sure what expo spawn and infront of museuem is but im sure you couldve avoided it
Honestly that's luck
Top 10 scenes even the toughest men cried to
streets expo.. like 100-150 m far away the museum where you can extract as scav
Where do u find all these teams?
i dont play streets
Which servers?
holy not a single item of value in rb-pkpm
prestige 5-6 pussies
just garbage guns and a few camper axes
for real
Duo is so much fun when youāre goofing off
Last night me and my mate zvesda a guy on labs and just screamed police commands at him
I just hear over my shoulder
āHES RESISTING!ā And an M4 magdump the guy lmao
why the hell would you play middle east lmao
mostly because of less players, i've got 60 ping
but now.. it is soooo trashy
i live like right next to the servers and i dont play on them
the old freeze close your eyes and walk while spinning towards me
middle east servers in all games are just filled with toxic trash
while performing the macarena
Nah we were both shouting at him at the same time
āDROP THE GUN! PUT THE GUN DOWN! FUCKING DROP IT!ā
āI canāt see anything du-ā
āHES RESISTING!ā
they changed something with the matchmaking also
sounds like justified use of lethal force to me
spawns so close and trash
officer given 3 day suspension while reviewing shooting incident involving a suspect armed with an MP7A2 on the laboratory
sounds clearly unjust to me
honestly my favourite combat rig in the whole game is the triton
so asthetically pleasing with good space
and its 26k
wait until he realizes
Grey tactec is so fucking nice since itās the one cosmetic that matches tracksuit
Is the HOLDMYMETA code already expired?
guys i dont wanna scare you but i think tracksuit is ugly
Fucking shame that BSG doesnāt remove the GOD DAMN PLATES FROM REF RIGS SO THEY DONT COST 160 GP
it looks so dusty
i dont have tracksuit, is that the one wehere you kill killa 100 times
Yep
God they need to remove the plates from every ref rig, thereās no fucking point
And theyāre always shit plates too
if it didnt have that golden watch in first person pov i would completely hate tracksuit
level 1 plates for 60 gp a plate
Like GACs are literally 90k on ragman 3
any john b appreciators
whom
i mean his music
i dont know how i can change my clothes from the default clothing
i know where the option is but i just have the defaults and one ugly arena shirt
Now that I have Rob voice I can pull off the full knight loadout
well yea lol
Its gonna be peak
id buy USEC troubleshooter if it didnt cost 4 lega for some reason
Some of Robs lines are so bad
Easy to unlock
last arena battlepass drip was peak
3 of his quips are deadass Micheal lines
BSG didnāt record AI ones for them
So they just used Michaelās
whos michael
if u were bear ud have infinite drip
do they get free clothes
no
no but its better drip than usec
but u get cooler clothes
is there a way to defect
reset ur account š„
north korea style
yea reset ur account
hell nah
go prestige into bear
oh my god turning on xmp fixed the bug where shooting froze my game š„¹
crazy
i have 10 hrs is that good
yes
might be peak experience tbh
nice
if i locked in i couldve prestiged at 90 hours
you might be the greatest player
you might be enjoying the game more than any of us
yeah i beleive it
Does anyone like shreddies
no heavy bleed nor packing ammo š„
i need a serious answer himlobin
@visual sphinx Monoclete tier 4
is 30k roubles good
full dura
oh
no clue what that is
why is 40/40 bad?
its tier 4
how do u check armour tier
soft armour is tier 2
double left click it or inspect
thanks
it aint got soft armor š„
u good tho bro i believe in u
killas such a moody bitch when im scav smh
what does aramid do
pretty much like another (albeit much weaker) armor underneath the plate
reduces the damage etc if the round does pen the plate
cuz if someone hit u right now in your plate and it goes thru it goes straight into your thorax
kinda hard to explain
so instead of 2 thorax shots i become 3 thorax shots?
depends
Yeah its a wierd one
on the aramid inserts tier?
are these devs stupid, why cant you visualize your postfx ingame anymore
on arena at least
soft armor goes to level 3
there is a lot to the ballistics and shit that is kinda unknown, but imagine a bullet just barely pens ur lvl 4plate, its gonna lose a lot of its power going into the soft armor which means the soft armor could stop it now
itās a wierd system to try explain ngl
not really
how do i send a screen shot
thanks
arena just looks different for everyone
@meager elk crates you get from playing arena
postfx visualization was bugged in eft before one of the recent patches
ohhhhhh
so it is prolly in arena again until they fix it again
so i can craft a crate with a crate?
nothing works in eft
and what does aren do
you craft a locked crate into a crate you can open in your stash
so? that doesnt mean you can just remove one of the most helpful QOL features lmfao
2.0 ready
ohh so its like to break the lock?
separate game
yes
does arena give free loot?
You acting like i work for bsg
postfx visualization was bugged in eft before one of the recent patches so it probably got put into arena and they didnt realize until they fix it again
maybe even esports ready
you still have to play to get it so not really free
just another avenue
so do i get free guns to pvp and then i get crates?
is the battle pass only in arena
yea
Servers taking a shit again?
pretty much
Yea i love arena
usually hop on it first before normal tarkov so i can warm up my pvp and get 750k extra rubles and shit
#videos message review pls
review like whether he is cheating or not?
you can see his bullets flying elsewhere until he controls the recoil then kills you
its easy to kill a target thats sitting still
even when going in circles?
especially if he has a scope
i would say so yeah i could probably have killed you in the same situation
what gun did he have?
if you think hes cheating you can literally see his bullets flying around you cause theyre tracers
m4a1 i believe
so 56 or 56a1 then, should be possible if he had a decent build
I did last night on streets, killed kaban
or is goons and all rogues just good XP
boss?
i usually average 15-17k with goons+rogues
did you get all headshots
but i got 6 rogues, each goon and partisan and got 32k, all headshots
that will increase your xp by quite a bit
i guess
partisan gives a bunch of xp
if you didnt get any headshots it wouldve been like 25k probably
ive never even played labrynth š
if u headshot partisan its like 15k xp
that cant be true lmao
what kind of fuckass game is this
this is escape from tarkov
i try loading into raid it gives server connection issue, i reconnect it gives the same error
guess i just lost a kit
tried reconnecting thrice
yea no its 3300 for a partisan headshot
nah he gives way more than that
Anyones raids taking a lot longer than estimated? like 3-4 mins longer
swear killling parti is like killing all 3 goons in terms of XP
yea if u headshot him its 100% more than like 10k xp
haven't seen him and a while and just prestiged so my karma's reset again, not sure if it's changed
??codes
Redeem your goodies ā https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher ā your name ā activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)
whats best way to make looting faster (item going from unknown to known)
im seeing youtubers do it almost instantly
middle mouse
what that do
^
he gives 3k on kill, heashots increase that by 10 percent i looked it up
yeah but like i rebinded freelook to middle mouse so i wanna know what to replace
@stoic arrow
Rob gang
doesn't change the bind.
attention skill
why freelook on mmb bad?
DayZ player spotted
Is discord dying again
i use it on this game and rust lol
2 days in a row
fine 4 me
same
Or rust
do you know what that setting is called in controls
nope
allow us to crouch with head down and alt look up again
Middle mouse to inspect
Shift click to equip
Ctrl click to auto-move
double left click to inspect
alt click idot
Fuck am I gonna do about that
Oops
great until you double left click on a consumable
you heal?
??codes
Redeem your goodies ā https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher ā your name ā activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)
Tell nikita
How 2 lose moonshine in 1 easy step
real
ive had a moonshine, what i mean is that i havent had it happen to me
He waits for the scav vest with 7mm buck to fully search
Before right clicking to inspect the beef jerky
how else do you search it
Slow and steady wins the race yknow
with my hands
My PMC carefully inspecting every high tier round
ONE BY FUCKING ONE
jesus are you guys allergic to being helpful
no but i am allergic to women
(He knows a hunting caliber thatās rarely used and only by Russian hunters by heart)
I mean he already told you the bind
Thrice
like thrice
Jinx
Flight tongue gif
odd gif name
iykyk
the name
there is none and i'm not getting on eft to figure it out
Same
"Y u no doctah?"
im middle clicking them and nothings happening
bodies
level search skill noob
Theyāre not that kind
so the middle mouse button is for inspect?
above or below us?
correct
now we're cooking with gas
the middle mouse button is for inspecting the greyed out items
^^^^
the unexamined ones
yes
ok
you can either right click - examine or just middle mouse button
did you really just walk up to a scav body and press middle mouse button
ya
off that, middle mouse works for folding stocks and NVGs
Shiiii above ME hopefully iykwim
3-(btg) stim, thank me later
you might be the next lvndmark
We coming to that conclusion?
full team of prestige 6 people with multiple escape endings badges, the fuck Im supposed to do, people need to see the light of sun, I cant play streets for ONE RAID without finding people who live in their parents basement
yea just get to the diminishing returns on search skill each raid
Only real ones know
ill be honest itll take a while but when you get like level 21 search skill or sum you can use 3 btg and it will insta search
3-(btg) is +30 search. use it at level 21+ for insta search
^^^^
but yeah leveling those skills is ass ngl
just play the game
did u get every single ending and p6? cause Im sure you know it means they played x10 the time u played, plus I barely have 500 hours on the game
yeah but if ur tryna skillmaxx
I'm at 2600 in a year and a half of playtime and 2 endings deep. Unless they restarted their account or started at 2 they can't have every ending š¤ āš¼
ofc people are gonna have more hours than u the games been out for 10 years
I'm at P3 and gonna finish it in less than a month
doesnt mean theyre unkillable
i have 371 hours and killed a 3 man all with like 6k hours xd
Hell I have less than 3 days of playtime this prestige and I'm level 21 off Arena ALONE
Hint: heās unemployed
starting new job next week most likely
pay raise from the last one too
Woah woah woah
well I literally seen the tree looking one and more of them in the badges, also ye they were playing the game like they were playing cod idk what to say, why do they even need to kill me at all costs at their level? They could have went away instead they waited for me to peek for 10 minutes, dont they have anything better to do?
You're a statistic.
I'd do the same and play the same way. so does @calm nest
Mmmmm yummy task progress
𤤠𤤠š¤¤
Hundo P
some people just do it for the love of the game
just say gg and go next raid
Yeah savior isnāt rare
they get nothing for killing me, like what do they get when using a normal AR, if it was idk a sniper maybe they were doing the sniper mission, but not even that, I was in xray room for my task, who even goes there
It was like the first month
+1 PMC killed and added K/D
kdmaxxing
I want my profile looking fresh
who even cares about K/D omg
They get task progress, another dogtag to barter with and a KD boost
sorry "thatonelad" i did you dirty on customs
Me
again lol
Anyone have 4 endings?
just say gg and go next raid
Coping hard
or else ur gonna be in an endless cycle
lelz
Dude there are a lot of reasons to kill somoend
i just hit this guy's head 4 times, 3 didnt pen and one ricochet
legit gg skill issue
people are gonna kill you, its a PvP game
whether its for a task or for the love of the game
the next raid I find the same people or someone with prestige again, you cant play ONE streets match without them, do u think I died once before coming here complaining?
I literally got this game to spite other players and hinder their progress. It's what I do best. Ending that guy's Guide run to finish SBIH was nutty
aint the whole game bout killin people
Uhhh yea youāre playing 6 months into wipe
Thereās gonna be chads
this isnt ABI which puts you in a bot lobby after you die 3 times
learn from your mistakes
whats ABI
record your gameplay when you die
I did 2 days ago
I hate abi anyways, it became cod, a bullet in the head doesnt kill a human being in that game, even with penetration from 5 meters
ez
oh yeah i do that everytime, actually i just posted a clip of when i died, i think its to bad ammo#videos message
still plays like a mobile game
can someone verify its bad ammo
im scaving trying to find pmc to extract with but there is no one ever in the raids whats the deal?
this whole complaining about people who played the game and prestiged is kinda eh
yeah, i feel like they want level based matchmaking or something which just isnt feasible
3 hours matching
Mfw I play āthe game where good players have big advantageā and die to good players
season 1-2-3 were decent tho, were allowing all playstyles, now its all the same meta loadouts where the sweatiest wins, you cant be smart or play as a sniper cause all calibers wont one tap on headshot
I tend to quote the first screen you see when you first load up the game. "You are going to die. Probably a lot."
just try and learn something when you die lol
whether you played too slow, too fast etc
you can learn something each time and improve next time
glad you enjoyed it. I was a day 1 hater
coming here and saying "theres prestige players in all my streets lobbies" is not gonna help bro
"eradicate prestige players i dont like them"
Streets is only taskers lmao. no incentive to play the map otherwise
Also streets is THE chad map
you dont overplay a team of 4 people all with prestige 6.
i hear its got good money
It does but others are better
It's a case of "are you bored of other money routes and do you have a good PC?" for most
Streets is a cracked map
i wish i could run streets well
I love the PVP there
i legit get like 30 fps
smae, 40
Me when 80 frames on Streets
guys is subsonic ammo better than normal ammo
no
BSG made an urban warfare map that doesnāt feel like getting shot from nowhere simulator
I would if I had a tier 10 armor that covers every single body part and tier 10 penetration bullets, for sure
Pretty impressive
worse?
Which caliber specifically?
5.7x28mm SB193
yeah but thats like end game ammo
95 times out of 100 you want highest penetration possible
or use like r37x or whatever it is
unless you're doing leg meta
and leg meta fools
does arena lvl weapons skills same speed as eft
is leg meta actually viable?
yes
Does anyone elses game freeze in arena when you die and go to the killcam
yes
yes to this too
i always take it that people are trolling
ty
KS-23 holds a place in my heart
Get your hands on a KS-23 and Shrap-10
what level vendor is that
can someone tell me why everytime I play with my friend, her game CRASHES every single time when infilling, its been months, ALWAYS taking 10 minutes just to both be in the raid
Prap 3
tarkov gets fucky when matching with friends
unfortunate i know
If you haven't heard about Zvezda rounds for the KS-23 either, have fun
DROP THE GUN! DROP THE GUN!
STOP RESISTING!
brrrrrrrrt
Reddy needs to be on the force
I mean, he is pretty vague about his tour...
For all we know he IS Cassius Thundercock
nah
Yill Kusecs
Body cam off since the contract wars
hit em if you can
š
i can i just hit 4 headshots but armour ate it all unfortunately
1 ricochet and the rest got eaten because my ammo can only pen t2
whats height over bore
Long story short, height difference between your muzzle and your sight
Basically if your sight is three inches higher than your muzzle, you have to compensate for that when aiming
do i fix that with zeroing
No
get a lower sight mount?
You fix that by adjusting your aim depending on your gun, as well as low-profile mounts
Nightforce 30mm scope rings for LPVOs and RM33 mount/Trijicon SRO for 1x
but in the video, the shot that ricochet went exactly where i was aiming, maybe he was far enough away that height over bore wasnt an issue?
oh that was for sure a ricochet
Well 50m is base zero
Aimpunch/recoil brought your muzzle to his head
For base ammo of said caliber
Whatās good my brotha
i see
Shite
ill try using rings as that guy said
My plugs are arrested
what do rings do though
Aināt that the truth
Lmfao
I need some good stuff xd
those are for LPVOs
hit me up (mods this is a joke I do not do anything illegal)
Btw step stool is the dumb fuck I told you about
variable sights?
Ssh dont tell
yes
Yo guy what do i do after the intro
I aint doing illegar too
Just spawn
talk to traders and start tasking
Lmao
Oh ok i will do that
escape
But what is the dif between scav and my main char
Refund on steam, buy Minecraft, enjoy yourself
Is it like arc raider free loadout?
Yes
PMC is your main character that you build and progress on your own. Scav is a free kit so you can loot the map and kill PMCs.
Scav is baaically free gear
I got minecraft already its pretty fun
Free money risk free
Ohhh nice
Now i will be playing scav
you jsut made a new scav main stepstool
Don't kill other AIs or player scavs. has long-term repurcussions
Eh I won't be on Reserve for a few weeks I'm good
How does one tell the difference?
Clothing. And actually Play the game
Damn
Ok i will just dig in
If thereās another scav player you should typically not trust them if they sound below the age of 17 and/or like they have 50k+ Reddit karma
Thats how u learn. Throw yourself into deep ene
I just shoot every scav
Fuck norvinsk locals
Hence Ive done fallen.
Nuke it and bury it
use it as a utility to learn maps starting out. you'll at least have a decent takeaway from your raids that way
Nah you gotta make them think youāre gonna save them
Blow their legs out, disarm them and drop them a CMS
Yessir, i got this ill report back on my scav raid
As theyāre using it drop a nade at their feet
Play with them a little bit
Make them remember you
If the player scav isnāt crying about you killing them then it wasnāt a good kill
Tbf Just go only pmc
lmao
Its the fastest way to learn
I did P2 with no scav raids
I havent had more than 20 scav raids past 3 years.
i just tested it in firing range it doesnt stand out too much at the engagement range i was at, actually it shouldve been head eye in theory since hes not wearing any face armour either
he started hitting his shots after i got the 4 shots off on his head, by then i was just straight up whiffing
did i get csgoed
niche reference
I'm just basing my take on the fact I only saw one ricochet in your clip
theres also another note i think my ping had something to do with it
so for btr you need to turn in exit raid and pick up each quest?
Either your secondary bullets after the rico are misses or high thorax. Bad ammo played into it too
basically.
well it wouldve been like one of my best clips if i did kill him
you'll get better
full clip was so fucking botched though i got embarrassed to post it because i knew i was gonna get crucified for it
i was watching youtube and i didnt know where his audio was coming from
honestly who cares? these are just randoms you're choosing to talk to and could disengage with at any time.
i'm just sitting here running mag drills on my MCX and yapping my ass off
#videos message, me going inbetween stairs and doorway was because i couldnt tell where hes coming from, i had headset in game and all but irl im wearing one earbud in my right ear
quit LARP'ing
do you just keep reloading
No limit to the LARP
breaking in my mag release
does that level up a skill or something
talking about IRL dawg
No, he's just flexing his irl mcx. Believe me, he never shuts up about it
His LARP points, itās an airsoft replica he never shuts up about
i see
Heās a āpro airsofterā
lmfao this
bro caught me
the word pro makes it larpy
other than that its cool
Believe it or not, he's the guy from the no full auto in buildings clip
big if true
Heās been saying we should go out to the field together whatever that means
larp of war
he gonna intentionally teamkill you, make sure to have clipping on so you can report him here
"Tell me 'bout dem rabbits George"
Yeah idk heās a big nerd he posts a bunch of vids of him shooting little kids just trying to have fun
And like
where do i find those im interested
āLook at this triple killā nobody cares bro
insane comms without context
every third DM from him is shit like this BTW
He DMs them to me like I care idk
Yeah idk heās a big nerd he posts a bunch of vids of him shooting little kids just trying to have fun
man i wanted to see that shit
He also sends me a bunch of femboy reels
Ahem
Idk heās a weird dude donāt interact with him
man i wanted to see that shit
"If I ever crack a 9/10 passable femboy (feminine dick of course, nothing big) Iām expecting a high five"
quote from the man himself, @calm nest
He also calls him self a ātruecelā
you gonna get a six five from me
or even a six seven
HAHAH SIX SEVENNNNNNNN
hey so like
Nahhhh forgery
hehehe
Thatās edited
what the fuck are u peopl on about
6 7
femboy weiner or something
BRO I WISH
lets not
Exposing the pink name nerd for being a weirdo airport LARPer
fineeeeee
says you bluecel
idk what any of that means
shooting kids in minecraft
Last time I blocked him he made like 4 accounts begging me to come back
So I just put up with it
I donāt want to read what this chat is ranting about
Good idea
Merry christmas
airsoft
man they took my p22
how am i supposed to crackhead cosplay with ks23 now, with only these 4 scrub stims
like a gun?
arena slop i cant belib it
Man
was wondering how to fill the dead space in my KS class thank you
the duality of man
just get tier 5 armour as scout that does it
not very sure if scout gets ks23
Shrap-10 is better
they both do over 650 its fine
Yeah, use shrap-25 and get back to me
that shit sucks
those numbers feel like a lie
anyone else always spawning in late to raids ever since past few updates
Blow this fucker!
Do you have an E.D?
YOU MOTHER-
I did a Bagariy and a KS/Marlin combo and just filled the extra Metascore with ammo
uh
As a WTS Deagle haver, based
yeah but mine is called doctor oetker
??windex
if they allowed me
We love viinex
i'd run a 1 metre barrel deagle
Heās my favourite pro
10-inch barrel and suppressor when?
10 inch.. 25.4cm?
Google it
Cosmo in order to make fun of people you have to be better than them
i.. don't have to
LMAO
i know you arenāt talking buddy
Letās compare KD
He has a lower K/D than me and I'm dogshit
on arena?
š¤
How do i find the extract?
You're at best 1.11 on main game
Ok 1.16 on your high horse over there
1.13*
you can put attachments on that gun now?
Unlike you I'm not trying to say I'm better than anyone
Cosmo is British
Itās deserved
Do the run pistols for 100 raids challenge pls
Itās the NA players duty to downplay EU crabs
Iām not english
Uhhhh no Iām not poor
Never have been british either
maybe in game i suppose :)
Yeah yeah it all rains the same over there
Nah only poor one in here is @stoic arrow
Unemployed bum
can confirm sheesh
Get a job
Genuinely how does anyone willingly spend time around you
What kind?

I ask myself the same thing
Yessir i made it out
It doesnāt make much sense honestly
sent 2 dm
must be self loathing to be honest
Fake
Well in all honesty thereās nothing I do that others donāt do better
aye
except blame your deaths on the playstyles of others
KEK
You know, unlike some people Iām not rude so I will pretend to be nice to you now
Iāll have to check that out
Average EU person āIāll pretend to be niceā
Smh
All the same š¤¦āāļø
I mean, you donāt give me a reason to be nice 
itās all you need
fucking dentist gave me a fever
at least he didnāt cut your tongue in a million places
to live with the words of the dei officer attacking me some 5 hours ago, "that's very xenophobic"
his nurse made me bite down the x-ray thing and it was very uncomfy:(
Donāt wanna hear it blue drill
anyways it appears the 'any mode' weekly i have is codeword for shootout tournament
