eft-chat

[old grove]

hahaa

[crude vessel]

eft is almost never discussed here you should knwo that

[knotty musk]

life is strange 1 good, didnt play before the storm, rest did not look good

[stuck hornet]

we getting close to 1k

[nova niche]

Yawn

[topaz patio]

it's not a rule, and i'm clowning on them because they've been hijacking this chat to talk about that dumb game every 2 seconds

[knotty musk]

can we delete coxxys poe message

[old grove]

DaD is alright

[knotty musk]

its off topic

[stuck hornet]

shit and shitter?

[nova niche]

This was Fatheal showing me PoE btw, pic from yesterday

[knotty musk]

what map we playing

[topaz patio]

indeed

[nova niche]

I was so confused

[topaz patio]

weak ass game

[old grove]

BTS, 1, 2, double exposure and reunion are all good, I personally didn't like true colours

[stuck hornet]

thats poe1

and thats not even the game

[topaz patio]

games in general have gone to the shitter man

[nova niche]

Yes

He was showing me the build trees

[stuck hornet]

thats an app people use to build their character

[nova niche]

I got overwhelmed and didnt even play

Cuz of it

[glad wadi]

how about 4 perks and 2 skills

[old grove]

what are the best inter keys to buy

[nova niche]

Geon

Show the money spread

[stuck hornet]

poe2 is a lot more straight forward

[glad wadi]

keep it simple

[nova niche]

Rn

[old grove]

is ultra med still essential?

[nova niche]

How much gold

[glad wadi]

probably 1k

[nova niche]

Poor

Also

[acoustic otter]

yea it should be good rn

[nova niche]

The 500g gold pouches costing 1k

Is kinda bullshit

Imo

[glad wadi]

wont matter when I farm us all troll pelts

[nova niche]

TRUE

[hollow citrus]

bro DND is still relavant?

[topaz patio]

apart from the shitty substation arena key, they're all good

[old grove]

Just got lvl 25 starting my key collection now, I've heard the medical area at idea is good, can you tell me what the keys called I can't remember

[knotty musk]

do i play a squire match

[nova niche]

nah Butch do what I was doing

[silk prairie]

its so easy even elon musk could get on the leaderboard

[nova niche]

Solo lobbies on ruins

[knotty musk]

solo fighter is doable tho

[acoustic otter]

nexus pharmacy

[knotty musk]

solo druid

idk

[nova niche]

Oh yeah

[old grove]

cheers

[nova niche]

U arent a chad fighter

My bad

Forgot

[knotty musk]

I'd clear as fighter tbh

[glad wadi]

?

[acoustic otter]

necrus*

[silk prairie]

the murder duo + butch

[nova niche]

Me slotting in sprint on solo fighter so i can catch that wizard lacking

[old grove]

I have ultra med, kiba, necrus, anything else I'm missing besides keycards

[glad wadi]

[silk prairie]

lets be honest geon clears he was just playing around

[glad wadi]

fact

[nova niche]

Me and Geon are better in diff ways

[silk prairie]

im sorry but its just the truth

[nova niche]

Im a sword n shield main

[sharp sandal]

[nova niche]

Hes a longsword main

[knotty musk]

geon stole a kill on a player that i was in the middle of slaughtering in the corner of the module and he ran over, killed the enemy and then immediately apologised

[glad wadi]

I would say we are really close

[knotty musk]

because he knew he did not need to

[acoustic otter]

for ic, eh not really, not that many keys there

[glad wadi]

in skill level

[nova niche]

Personally

[old grove]

getting a long sword parry and killing two players is one of the most satisfying things you can do in a gmae

[glad wadi]

I think if we 1v1 10 times it would be pretty even

[nova niche]

I think im better slightly in PvP

[knotty musk]

yeah guys we are

[nova niche]

BUT

geon is better at bosses

[knotty musk]

we're all even

all 3 of us

100%

[glad wadi]

Bruh 😭

[silk prairie]

oh so you got an assist

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

he was 1 hit and geon ran across the zone to kill him

IMMEDIATELY says hes sorry

[silk prairie]

oh so your kind teammate killed the enemy while you assisted him is that what happened

[nova niche]

Dont forget geon and butch abandoning me btw

[silk prairie]

he said sorry because he is scared of you

[glad wadi]

once

[knotty musk]

he should be scared of me

I ice speared him in the back

[glad wadi]

you cant have the first one cause we are in the room fighting the guys too

[nova niche]

Not Butch

But not his fault

[silk prairie]

how unsportsmanlike

[nova niche]

He clipped

[knotty musk]

any more disrespect and im going sorc

[nova niche]

Dont

[knotty musk]

say sorry right now

[crude vessel]

What sin do you relish the most

[glad wadi]

nooo youre so goated

[silk prairie]

define relish

[glad wadi]

we need you

[crude vessel]

loove

[knotty musk]

this games tearing us apart

[glad wadi]

day 2 btw

[nova niche]

Isnt relish a condiment

[glad wadi]

we are cooked

[knotty musk]

this is day 1.5 bruh the game was up for like 3 hours

[silk prairie]

greed 💰

[glad wadi]

the stack is beyond cooked

[nova niche]

Ok

Ok

[warm monolith]

oi can someone give me an idea of where i can find FIR momex balaclava? i need for a goated weekly

[nova niche]

Butch, Geon

[spice bane]

It is, the only good use of pickles there are

[elfin ruin]

Slop and slopper again

[nova niche]

We all need to say 1 nice thing

To each other

[knotty musk]

ok ok

[glad wadi]

fuh nah

[knotty musk]

geon

[nova niche]

What the fuck

[knotty musk]

youre good at stealing kills

[crude vessel]

no specific location

[silk prairie]

butch is good at assists

[knotty musk]

sylvia

youre good at killing the players and soloing a trio

[glad wadi]

we're gonna get in trouble

[elfin ruin]

Imagine if I spent hours yapping about anime in here Butch that’s what seeing your dark and darker yapping is like

[crude vessel]

@warm monolith clothing stores in interchange i guess

[nova niche]

You’re allowed to

[warm monolith]

no but like can scavs even spawn with them or can raiders do?

[nova niche]

Ill take it

Geon

[silk prairie]

go ahead then

[sharp sandal]

lmao

[nova niche]

You’re a fantastic longsword user and boss killer

Butch

[knotty musk]

you took too long

[glad wadi]

tumbleweed

[knotty musk]

its fake

[nova niche]

You’re a solid support and good clean upper

[crude vessel]

idk i dont think ive ever seen it on a scav

[nova niche]

Geon ur turn

Go on

[knotty musk]

thanks sylvia i needed that

[silk prairie]

go on geon dont be a sore loser

[glad wadi]

sylvia youre good butch you always stick with me

there

[warm monolith]

yeah i feel like i have but idk

[knotty musk]

"sylvia youre good" 🥀

[nova niche]

A bit simple but will take it

Ok, stack is healed

We’re so back

[knotty musk]

"butch you always stick with me"

what is that

that is NOT cutting it for me

[nova niche]

Oh no

[silk prairie]

until the next fight that is

[nova niche]

We’ll cross that drawbridge when we get to it

[knotty musk]

player count check

[lunar grail]

Did you bring a pack?

[silk prairie]

its starting all over again in a bit

[nova niche]

A what

[knotty musk]

we're so back

[glad wadi]

HOLY SHIT !!!

[lunar grail]

Nuffin

[nova niche]

We’re up

We’re up

We’re up

[lunar grail]

@knotty musk made me say it

[nova niche]

Butch

Explain

[knotty musk]

explain what

i have 0 dms with this guy

[nova niche]

Wait

Wait

[nova niche]

Is that the real Pathfinder X-117?

[lunar grail]

He got rid of all the evidence

[muted storm]

Fosho

[lunar grail]

Virtually in the flesh. ™

[muted storm]

Birch doesnt like evidence

[nova niche]

Player count is up, the stack is healed

We are so back

[harsh shell]

scam bot ban him at once

[knotty musk]

im still not happy with geons compliment

that was not good enough

[nova niche]

Geon

Fix this

Im so tired

[lunar grail]

[silk prairie]

come on geon give butch a better compliment

[knotty musk]

"you stick with me" is not a compliment

[harsh shell]

:>

[lunar grail]

[harsh shell]

youre cute

[glad wadi]

i cant do it

[nova niche]

Oh

Stack is dead

[knotty musk]

switching to sorc

[nova niche]

Its so over

[harsh shell]

geon just like call him handsome or something

[silk prairie]

welp too bad guess its a 2stack now

[glad wadi]

stack is so toxic

[harsh shell]

its not that hard

holy fucking slowmode

[knotty musk]

!slowmode 1s

[reef condor]

✅ Set 1 second slowmode for #eft-chat (native slowmode)

[harsh shell]

thank you

[crude vessel]

thank you

[silk prairie]

nepotism

[harsh shell]

see he even reduces slowmodes

[glad wadi]

butch you spectated all of my clutches and ill never forget that

[knotty musk]

ill switch it to 30 seconds to give geon time to write a good heartfelt compliment

[harsh shell]

how can you not compliment him

[nova niche]

Im crying over here

[harsh shell]

thats an insult bro

[crude vessel]

because geon is better

[glad wadi]

butch you learned quite quickly and never held me back

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

🤔

[nova niche]

30 magic damage

And frozen

We’re so fucked

[glad wadi]

and he only hits you with it in the worst possible situation

[heady mist]

ARE WE DARK N DARKER ENJOYERS

[knotty musk]

yes

[silk prairie]

i hope he doesnt miss with it and coincidentally hit a teammate on accident anytime soon

[nova niche]

He always does

[heady mist]

i love you all

[nova niche]

🥀

[knotty musk]

sylvia when you get smacked with this in a winnable fight

blame geon

because he is unable to say anything good about me

[nova niche]

Im just glad you guys will actually be there in a fight with me instead of running away without saying anything

[glad wadi]

ill smooth this over a 5

[knotty musk]

look at geon running away

forcing me to chase him

[nova niche]

POV: You watched me Hold the Line

[knotty musk]

ill be pocketing sylvia now

youre on your own geon

[glad wadi]

why are you roleplaying a CCTV camera in that fight tho

[heady mist]

all y'all need is a real barbarian

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

look at my hp

i have ranged heals

[glad wadi]

I literally said sorry in the clip

[nova niche]

I did what I could

[topaz patio]

the moral inconsistency here is crazy

[heady mist]

I COME THRU W GOD TIER VIKING VOICELINES AND WAR CRYS

[silk prairie]

you posted this clip of you missing every heal and geon masterfully evading them like 5 times already

[cold brook]

POV: my stack in shambles coz im not there

[nova niche]

Pepsi

I got abandoned

Betrayed

[knotty musk]

the rest of this clip btw

[nova niche]

At my most desperate hour

[knotty musk]

is terrible

i dont pull out my staff once

i just watch geon die

[glad wadi]

you cant win em all

[nova niche]

Im crying

[knotty musk]

geon says "you gotta read the room, man"

[glad wadi]

😭

[nova niche]

I need you to understand

[cold brook]

Watching geon run and butch, mr heals, goes for him, not sylv, the one fighting 😭

[topaz patio]

yeah nah, there's a very clear double standard present here

[nova niche]

My absolute anger

[nova niche]

Ok

[knotty musk]

here we go

[timber inlet]

anyone else have crazy issues with the Arena servers?

[nova niche]

Havent seen anyone say anything

[nova niche]

Besides you just now

[sharp sandal]

Haven't had issues personally

These things just happen sometimes where your ping goes to 5000ms randomly

[knotty musk]

wait i took the spear out

and the staff

then i just leave

[sharp sandal]

But thats usually an ISP issue, not your pc or BSG servers

So if it happens further, just see if people complain

[sharp sandal]

larry's not wrong lol

[nova niche]

Ok

Anything else

[cold brook]

Grillv, buh, I need your opinions in bdiv

[nova niche]

I barely ever tell anyone in memory to stop off topic convo

[timber inlet]

Its weird because i have better ping in RU servers than in Europe... (i'm from west europe)

[nova niche]

Why am I getting the flak here

Talk about what u want

[worthy umbra]

did they add the ks23 suppressor yet

[sharp sandal]

not giving you flak lol

[knotty musk]

i replied

[sharp sandal]

just saying that i agree with chek

[nova niche]

Im the one being replied to here, chek can talk about whatever he wants

[elfin ruin]

Except no I can't

[sharp sandal]

😭 i just like usign the reply feature leave me alone

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

yes you can chek lmao

[glad wadi]

why dont we just not talk about it

anymore

[cold brook]

But has Sylvia

[topaz patio]

So you're surprised that non-reds don't call reds out for hijacking the server's main channel for days?
I'm not giving you personally "flak", but responding to your message

[elfin ruin]

Why not just make your own DaD server or use BDIV or something

It really doesn't need to be so much in here

[nova niche]

[muted storm]

hello @elfin ruin 👋

[cold brook]

It’s better than the usual slop

Like spider talking about his 300 deaths to cheaters per day or whatever

[supple ivy]

Relax guys youre all catching strays it seems

[arctic osprey]

2nd day in a row blatantly sniped thru a wall in the head from miles away, cheaters dont GAF anymore

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

right on que

[arctic osprey]

they're worse now somewhow

[nova niche]

Guess we gotta start cracking down on all the off topic

[muted storm]

also fuck you @glad wadi i got my friend Johnny to be under your bed tonight. (He likes feet)

[heady mist]

big brother chek being a party pooper

[cold brook]

Plz take us back to dark and darker yap 😭

[heady mist]

the responsible one

[elfin ruin]

Nah don't be like that

[topaz patio]

you fail to take proportions into account

[silent cliff]

lets keep the off topic chitter to community off topic guys thanks for your attention to this matter

[muted storm]

what the fuck how many mods

[heady mist]

soo many

[muted storm]

where the fuck did yall come drom

[knotty musk]

the infighting has began

anime vs dark and darker

[glad wadi]

we talked about it too much so lets talk about it less

its fine

[sharp sandal]

dont worry

[glad wadi]

apologies

[sharp sandal]

This is half the active staff team in this chat rn

[muted storm]

was just Birch and Sylvia, now Chek and Richard too? jesus

[sharp sandal]

[topaz patio]

there's a vehement difference between, again, hijacking the entire channel for hours on and, days on end - and shifting the topic for say 10 minutes

[worthy umbra]

yeah but at least its eft related lol

[elfin ruin]

I didn't sign up to moderate a dark and darker server

[topaz patio]

80%

[muted storm]

why

[sharp sandal]

what if you got paid in shekels per hour

[muted storm]

or roubles

[elfin ruin]

BSG would never pay anyone

[arctic osprey]

and all of them rulebreaking lmao

[sharp sandal]

ask appl3

[cold brook]

I couldn’t care less when the only tarkov talk is people ranting 😭

[topaz patio]

a song comes to mind

[knotty musk]

literally no one rulebreaking

[worthy umbra]

thats the point of the channel though lmao i dont need to see 20 clips of a game i dont care about

[arctic osprey]

oh, i assumed that there would be some rule about keeping chat tarkov related

[woven fjord]

there is

but butch is keeping a double standard

[arctic osprey]

gotcha

[knotty musk]

???

[cold brook]

It’s really not

[sharp sandal]

okay to be fair

[heady mist]

brother then don't watch it

[sharp sandal]

You guys have no problem with it if its Dark and Darker

but if i or chek send like 6-10 anime clips

[cold brook]

okay to be a halo 3 flare

[sharp sandal]

you guys would freak tf out

[knotty musk]

ive literally never had a problem with it

its just because you guys dont like the game

[worthy umbra]

the point of eft chat isnt people talking about eft? whether you agree with a take or not?

[heady mist]

fact

[worthy umbra]

wild man lmao

[muted storm]

Dark and darker > anime

[sharp sandal]

no lol i dont mind dark and darker, ii dont care much about the game so i just mind my own business aside from the regular geon-level trolling

[nova niche]

@glad wadi Accept fr

[topaz patio]

i don't particularly have a negative or positive opinion of the game

but any time i opened this channel in the last 36 hours i saw a screenshot or video of it

[sharp sandal]

If anything i only listen to Pepsi of all people for dark and darker

[glad wadi]

[sharp sandal]

Because its the complete opposite of what kernl told me about DaD

[cold brook]

Like I said, it’s all just ranting when it’s ppl talking about eft, which is not what this place is for

[elfin ruin]

I dislike the game, and that entirely stems from seeing it spammed in here

[heady mist]

look away

[silent cliff]

if you want to talk about dnd so bad just make a dnd-chat thread and you can have your fill

[heady mist]

go in general chat

[woven fjord]

i like people talking about different topics here but i can count the amount of times these red-named joyvoids shut down conversation because it isnt tarkov related

[silent cliff]

this is eft-chat you non reading nugget heads

[knotty musk]

i have literally never done that

because i know eft chat is where everyone talks about everything

always has been for as long as ive been in here

[woven fjord]

yeah but your kind does it

[sharp sandal]

Holy shit Modist.

[woven fjord]

sue me bud

[silk prairie]

dude 😭

[glad wadi]

we wont do it anymore

sorry guys

[silk prairie]

little known fact eft-chat stands for every fucking thing chat

[knotty musk]

lowk still gonna do it

[heady mist]

yall be talking politics and bs they literally are sharing instances of which they thought were interesting or merely wanted to joke abt

[acoustic otter]

eft chat lowkey just rename it to chat

[topaz patio]

sounds like i should give you guest role

[acoustic otter]

no1 uses the other chats bro

[knotty musk]

this guy gets it

[stiff marten]

That's just Butch talking about DnD here

[elfin ruin]

I honestly don't mind dark and darker discussions here, but what we don't need is a running commentary of your gameplay while you're playing it, use another channel or server or DM each other

[cold brook]

Literally only happens when the conversation is politics or something that is explicitly stated to not be discussed here

[heady mist]

who's commentating

[old grove]

how do i fix this blackscreen after extract as a scav if I restart I lose all the shit

[elfin ruin]

Disable mip streaming

[heady mist]

he dropped a funny clip and explained it

it was banter

[sharp badger]

Just move general chat above eft chat so it becomes the default

[elfin ruin]

For the 30th time in the last 2 days

[old grove]

man I just found 2 sewing kits in one raid I needed that

[woven fjord]

is that an innuendo for kick/mute or is it a good thing?

[acoustic otter]

new name for eft chat = "chat 😎 "

[glad wadi]

come on guys its gone now

message received

[heady mist]

understandable but you should've made the commentating your tipping point not today

[woven fjord]

in those cases its fair but i have seen "take this to #general-chat " a couple of times at least

[topaz patio]

uhhh na it gives you access to a channel.. called guest...

[heady mist]

where they are merely sharing funny sht

[glad wadi]

thats all you had to say

[topaz patio]

this one

[muted storm]

i wanna talk politics 🙁

[cold brook]

I quite like seeing my stack collapse under the weight of butch….es inability to join the fight

[silk prairie]

jaeger PLEASE shut up about classic literature

[sharp sandal]

[heady mist]

fack no

[knotty musk]

bruh this is off topic

stop

[stiff marten]

🙏

[sharp sandal]

I could see that honestly

[muted storm]

hi ency

[woven fjord]

sounds good to me

[muted storm]

politics are funny right now 🙁

[sharp sandal]

I like how we went from this chat only having 1 ongoing convo

To 4

[muted storm]

them slam poetry that was done was funny man

[sharp sandal]

[worthy umbra]

i found some dr lupo beans, will they make me a chess god?

[topaz patio]

join a channel i'll drag you in and we can talk about B.C 900 geopolitics

[muted storm]

too far

[glad wadi]

geonpolitics

[heady mist]

WAAAB

[muted storm]

🙂

[sharp badger]

I think the dumbest thing about this whole thing is that the server literally has #general-chat for non eft related conversation but is so low on the list of chats everyone is just going to click eft chat

[muted storm]

geonpolitics - we talk about Geon.

[heady mist]

BRUDDER

[knotty musk]

literally every chatter uses this channel to talk about whatever

[muted storm]

a boat has a rudder

[heady mist]

BRUDDER

[topaz patio]

you know what you're right

[cold brook]

“And then the child’s whole packed lunch was devoured by the 600kg Goliath”

[sharp badger]

Yeah but that shouldn't be the case that is what general chat is for

[stiff marten]

but should it be like that?

[glad wadi]

💀 💯

[sharp badger]

This is eft chat

[knotty musk]

but does it matter

[heady mist]

welllll it is the case

[knotty musk]

when has it ever mattered

[muted storm]

nothing really matters.

[heady mist]

nope keep doing it we love u butchy

[acoustic otter]

i like butch point

[muted storm]

you dont matter, i dont matter, we dont matter

[topaz patio]

@heavy grail petition to rename #general-chat to "off-topic" and put it between eft-chat 2 and ... .. pve-chat

[sharp sandal]

oh boy

[heady mist]

i'll in fact vote butch for president

[muted storm]

oh shit its coxxy

@rotund brook send coxxy the picture I sent you ong. the cursed one

the its coxxy cursed one

I gotta specify rq

[cold brook]

Maybe while you’re at it let me have bdiv for my birthday or something 👀

[sharp badger]

This or move general above eft chat

[topaz patio]

delete bdiv.

[cold brook]

My home

🥺

[topaz patio]

nawr

[heady mist]

LMFAOOO

[topaz patio]

would be too controversial

see even my suggestion, problem is

[sharp badger]

Fair

[topaz patio]

we've the dumbfuck "off-topic" category

[sharp badger]

Lol

[topaz patio]

sorting-wise? yes it's very nice very good

looks pretty

but no one gives a flying fuck about it

[cold brook]

Delete gen chat
Rename eft chat to gen chat

[sharp badger]

Yeah fair

[topaz patio]

stop sleep-talking

[heady mist]

or make eft chat 2 off topic

[cold brook]

They hated him for he spoke the truth

[heady mist]

no need for two eft chats

[acoustic otter]

bro just delete eft chat 2 man

[cold brook]

While we’re at it, mass ban PvE chatter’s

[heady mist]

YES

[elfin ruin]

Just delete the whole server

[heady mist]

MASS BAN THE ORIGINAL PROBLEM

[silk prairie]

simple solution delete all the chats

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-mr-wonderful-deirevs-gif-12173938505155416815

[elfin ruin]

Leave only the announcements channels

[cold brook]

Wait he’s cooking

[acoustic otter]

eft chat 2 only exists as a backup for when they drop a rgd on the servers so every1 spams

[silent cliff]

I just dont care to see dead games being talked about in my eft chat,

[glad wadi]

have only one channel which is the spam channel that existed for 1.0 release

[cold brook]

But also force the yellow names to use device timezone and the correct role pings

[heady mist]

it would be comp

[elfin ruin]

they refuse to use timestamp idk why

[acoustic otter]

🥀

[heady mist]

and no slow mode so you could really jus spam message

[glad wadi]

let us spam

eye of rah

[heady mist]

yez let uz

[acoustic otter]

somebody need to force them to use it

[elfin ruin]

Go ahead

[cold brook]

200 messages, you’re a guest bro

[glad wadi]

[heady mist]

LMFAO

[cold brook]

They used it once, then never again for seemingly no reason

[heady mist]

huh

[acoustic otter]

🥀 in oeft of all places

[knotty musk]

the gonads on that guy

[acoustic otter]

u almost gotta respect the boldness

[topaz patio]

there was a huge drama about that, they don't do it because a lot of dimwits were crying about time zones back in the day
it had to be explained every. single. time.

[silent cliff]

you look though everyone message number

creep lol

[acoustic otter]

so people were too dumb to understand?

[topaz patio]

as for role pings

[silent cliff]

cant a person lurk for info

[cold brook]

I was curious how active the people with all these brand new opinions were

[topaz patio]

i suggested a revised role ping system a few times but

[cold brook]

That’s all

[topaz patio]

whar wdym

[silent cliff]

still weird bro lol get of my profile

[heady mist]

how about we all just pick sides and fight to the death

[sharp sandal]

Okay lads.

[silk prairie]

im up for it

[topaz patio]

also if you want to vc join guest i'll drag u down

[sharp sandal]

Time for the important question.

PVE or PVP?

[heady mist]

toothpicks only

[blazing plume]

goofball

[silent cliff]

strange ass people lol they just dont like that were right

[silk prairie]

pvp

[sharp sandal]

PVPVE.

[cold brook]

I do not wish to wake the sleepy one

[silent cliff]

ok bruv anything useful to add or??? lol

[blazing plume]

yeah youre goofy

[silent cliff]

youre mad lolol

[blazing plume]

a bit silly even

[silk prairie]

only if those stupid fucking scavs get remoed

[glad wadi]

...

[topaz patio]

Fair do's, wouldn't want to put your life in dnager

[silk prairie]

also how are we falling for the ragebait from kri

[silent cliff]

because im right??? lolol

[cold brook]

Orange lowk slime that guy out in game

[blazing plume]

"lolol"
are you like 60 years old

[topaz patio]

my biggest hope is that scav life will involve me being able to PMC in some lowlife scav main's match and obliterate them

[elfin ruin]

lolololol

[cold brook]

I’m shopping, it’s a nice distraction

[silent cliff]

theyre defending dnd like the mods usually defend tarkov

[elfin ruin]

we don't do that though?

[glad wadi]

i thought we moved on

[blazing plume]

hop on for the first time in months to run 1s

[silent cliff]

maybe not all of you

[acoustic otter]

all this might be ur fault bro not sure tho

[sharp sandal]

The day that someone says awesomesauce unironically is the moment i will downgrade Butch from Gramps to Unc.

[topaz patio]

what's this about dungeons and dragons?

[glad wadi]

I fucked up

[heady mist]

or league of legends

[glad wadi]

I accept a mute so we can all move on

[acoustic otter]

🙏

[glad wadi]

Sorry again

[silk prairie]

can we mute butch instead

[cold brook]

I too accept geon being muted

[elfin ruin]

Literally none of us, the entire staff team is on the same page with not really enjoying the game at all and openly critising BSG for bad decisions, if you're going to just make shit up to piss people off the mods are the wrong people to do that to

[cold brook]

Unless he’s tryna send me a bottle of lucozade graffruti

In which case he can chill ig

[glad wadi]

i drank them all

[silent cliff]

chill man this was about the off topic posts lol

[cold brook]

Was it like the original?

[elfin ruin]

Don't say some dumb shit and then tell me to chill for calling you out on it

[glad wadi]

i dunno everything tastes the same to me

ill eat anything

[silent cliff]

sure dude lol

[elfin ruin]

You know what

[supple ivy]

Can we talk about tarkov now

[glad wadi]

yes

I love tarkov

[knotty musk]

tarkov in the big 26 🥀

[supple ivy]

Lh got new spawns if you guys werent aware

[knotty musk]

what

where are they

when did that happen

[acoustic otter]

games dead bro

[cold brook]

Bitch, did you ever try the original lucozade graffruti?

[supple ivy]

No its not 😄

[acoustic otter]

2 pmcs in my streets games

[supple ivy]

This morning

[elfin ruin]

The only one I like is orange

[acoustic otter]

atleast the matching is fast tho

[knotty musk]

thats the only flavour

[cold brook]

Not anymore! Maybe!

[supple ivy]

What servers?

[cold brook]

The goat is back

[glad wadi]

dont sleep on the blue lucozade

[knotty musk]

i have only had orange and original

[acoustic otter]

auto eu i think

[cold brook]

Peep dm

[austere obsidian]

yo butch found a shithead for you

lmao

[knotty musk]

?

[supple ivy]

I mean its streets, only good pc possesors can play it tho 😄

[austere obsidian]

bro just joined the call and dropped homophobic slurs on me 🙏 😭

[nova niche]

Use modmail

[austere obsidian]

I will

[knotty musk]

oop

[austere obsidian]

Just very confused lmao

[elfin ruin]

How could Butch do that? That's so mean wtf Buh

[knotty musk]

i would never

[wintry tendon]

sounds like avg experience in eft chat

[knotty musk]

i only talk about dark and darker

[austere obsidian]

Thing is the guy ysounded rreally gay and set my gaydar off so hard

[heady mist]

play arena and speak .... then report back and tells of ur experience

[crude vessel]

i had someone say he was gonna r word me i think and he also dropped a few racial slurs

allat on eft server vcs is crazy tho

[topaz patio]

i don wanna

[crude vessel]

gladiator life is free xp ngl

[heady mist]

oh yea brudder you're done for

[supple ivy]

Vc is wild sometime especialy the first one 😄

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[heady mist]

ya i did it jus to unlock the mp9 🫡

[crude vessel]

nah but to be fair this server has the best VCs ive ever seen, everyones so nice

[knotty musk]

youve never been in chit chat

spend 1 hour in there and come back

[crude vessel]

yeah i dont join a vc if its got more than 5 dudes

[topaz patio]

it's arena

arena bad

[crude vessel]

trvth

[elfin ruin]

a fate worse than death

[nova niche]

What should I get for linch

Lunch*

[floral edge]

mcdonald

[crude vessel]

you ever join any of the beginner zone channels?

[knotty musk]

singular mcdonald

[heady mist]

CHICFILA

[knotty musk]

i dont join the vcs

[nova niche]

You want me to get American McDonalds?

[acoustic otter]

goated arena dailes didnt even have to reroll 🙏

[nova niche]

Do you want me to die?

[crude vessel]

hang on where do i report this

[floral edge]

i want you to steal a mcdonalds menu screen and steal the copper

[knotty musk]

#discord-mod-mail if you have evidence

[crude vessel]

bet

[topaz patio]

I wonder, Butch.
Can you live with this?
Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime on servitude in your name while you roam free?

[heady mist]

LMFAO

[knotty musk]

100% without a doubt

[topaz patio]

imagine not saying "Yep, i'm good with it"

[heady mist]

the chit chat is similar to the arena comms

[topaz patio]

non-pirates of the caribbean enjoyer

[heady mist]

VERY

[knotty musk]

i have not seen pirates in a very very long time

i cannot quote a single dialogue

[topaz patio]

ok we fix that soonge

[nova niche]

You know where we have recently seen a pirate though?

[glad wadi]

[floral edge]

hi

[knotty musk]

nowhere because we havent gone water map yet

[nova niche]

Tonight in GC

we ride

[topaz patio]

me rn

[knotty musk]

this does NOT sound like tarkov

unfortunately

[crude vessel]

this is what plays when youre in zb 112 in customs you lyin

[nova niche]

Not listening to it cuz it would stop my music

[crude vessel]

its complimentary elevator music

[floral edge]

you're just like gtb

[sharp sandal]

You have been condemned to a lifetime of servitude to being a discord moderator on every single political discord server

AND you have to put in max effort.

14 hours a day.

Okay i go store meeting finally done

[nova niche]

He’d love that, wdym

[sharp sandal]

i know

[crude vessel]

dayum why is virtex locked at level 35 on flea thats horrible

[topaz patio]

being someone that apparently, according to an eft-chatter i banned 4 months ago, moderates people based on his biased political views

i would, in fact, love that

[topaz patio]

if they pay for it..

[heady mist]

no pay

[topaz patio]

i bet it'd be much less effort than my current work

[heady mist]

for the love of the politics

[topaz patio]

ok but do i get to spread my political opinion and oppress everyone that opposes it?

[sharp sandal]

shush fed

[elfin ruin]

if you have an army sure

[surreal moth]

thank god i had soothing elevator music to wake up to

[heady mist]

depends on their views if they don't align with what you want then yes

[surreal moth]

a wonderful start to the day

[cold brook]

“Yep!”

[glad wadi]

Fed hello ignore everything that happened

I fucked up

[surreal moth]

i already forgive you

[crude vessel]

average geon

[heady mist]

fed lock him up

[glad wadi]

Thanks I needed that

[surreal moth]

we all make mistakes

[heady mist]

he fucked up big time he needs isolation and to be withheld from phone service for 7 years

[surreal moth]

hi

[cold brook]

Ugh

Hi

[topaz patio]

ok i'm forming an army

[heady mist]

im apart

[topaz patio]

butch is my recruitment slash right hand man, contact him if you want to join up

[elfin ruin]

can I be a general?

[topaz patio]

no

too low of a rank for you

[elfin ruin]

ok im joining the resistance then

[heady mist]

can i be the shirtless welding masked general ?

[surreal moth]

okay then you’re on my side ?

[topaz patio]

what de fuck man

[surreal moth]

i resist everything

[cold brook]

Can I be on salary with 0 responsibilities or commitment

[surreal moth]

absolutely

that’s what this revolution is about

[heady mist]

i need this rich make me "general oil "

[elfin ruin]

as long as you never say anything to contradict Larry's supreme law then sure

[topaz patio]

i was about to offer you field marshal, chek

[heady mist]

can i be shirtless and wear a welding mask ?

[elfin ruin]

I don't touch grass so that won't work for me

[topaz patio]

that's the highest officer rank tho

[elfin ruin]

Make me supreme co-leader then

[topaz patio]

fair do's accepted

[topaz patio]

no you will be the head of our new secret police

[glad wadi]

what can I be

[worthy umbra]

that would def work out lol

[knotty musk]

muted

[glad wadi]

valid and accepted

[rain wind]

is the game broken rn?
i cant turn in task items

[glad wadi]

encouraged even

[royal sinew]

both my legs instantly shot out by an m60 from range thanks bigpipe

[topaz patio]

uh... head of air corps?

[cold brook]

Works for me

[surreal moth]

air head corps

[glad wadi]

how is a plane going to take off with me on it

[elfin ruin]

head of agriculture (he will eat it all if we don't keep him in check)

[crude vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7iTf-di0Cg yo this gotta be the best task guide video format ive ever seen, none of that 30 minute video on how to wipe your ass shit

[glad wadi]

vegetables? 😂

[heady mist]

so richard will i be leading the front line of shirtless men wearing welding mask ?

[fringe jasper]

Discord mod sigma

[glad wadi]

is agriculture pizza

[cold brook]

Lowk im kneecapping people and using the evil fear cannon thing that got used that one time in thst one country

[topaz patio]

idk pray

[elfin ruin]

agriculture includes livestock

[topaz patio]

fuck i didn't think of that

[glad wadi]

like fried chicken

[elfin ruin]

yes

[cold brook]

Imagine the fried chicken before it’s fried

[heady mist]

General Oil reporting for duty 🫡

[topaz patio]

yes, you will be the head-cavalryman of the "band of shirtless idiots"

[glad wadi]

🤢

[heady mist]

🫡i won't let u down

[cold brook]

What’s my salary tho

[glad wadi]

22,000 a year

[heady mist]

your paid in my sweat

[cold brook]

And workplace benefits?

[topaz patio]

you get to kill the enemy

[knotty musk]

you have a job

thats the benefit

[glad wadi]

sounds super negative

[heady mist]

i'll have one of my medics oil your wounds

[cold brook]

If I ever need oil I usually just let @wanton dagger give me an oil-body slide massage tbh

[heady mist]

no longer aloud in this army

I SUPPLY THE OIL AND DO THE APPLYING

[topaz patio]

ok so our empire shall be called "The Company"

[cold brook]

Yh but I still need to know my salary big dawg

[elfin ruin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/abcnetwork-sBGw5MruxAyiI

[heady mist]

fack no check there's no getting out

[glad wadi]

Im out bruh

[heady mist]

you live here you die here that is all .

[elfin ruin]

no salaries, as a high ranking official you just take what you want

[topaz patio]

You get to pillage france

[glad wadi]

im back in

[cold brook]

That’s dangerous tho coz I’m greedy

[heady mist]

with toothpicks ?

[elfin ruin]

me too

I would love to pillage France

[cold brook]

Wait he cooking

[glad wadi]

is there like a physical exam for entry

bit of a deal breaker

[crude vessel]

yo guys i think im the only oen in dorms rn

[heady mist]

not for long

im otw

[topaz patio]

not for the head of agriculture dw

[glad wadi]

now im hungry

[crude vessel]

DUDE I JUST FUMBLED SO BAD

[elfin ruin]

all you have to do is ensure larry has a supply of paprika, lard, onion and bread and you're good Geon

[heady mist]

thanks for the kit

[sharp sandal]

Could i inherit and manage the Vendee region in france?

[glad wadi]

😭

scarily accurate

[silk prairie]

what about evil larry?

[elfin ruin]

is that in the south

[sharp sandal]

West-ish side

Near Nantes

[cold brook]

Goodnight chat

[elfin ruin]

4pm

[silk prairie]

6pm

[glad wadi]

why would you inherit any of france

[topaz patio]

slaap lekker

[crude vessel]

#videos message 18/32 pellets hit his head yet hes not dead

[elfin ruin]

geon they produce bread with chocolate inside it

[glad wadi]

how could I forget about croissant

which evolved to cronut

[sharp sandal]

French people aren't as much the problem nowadays

As much as France's government

[lyric abyss]

@crude vessel what ammo are you using in the video you posted

[woven fjord]

head? did you watch your own video?

[sharp sandal]

They turned the country into a shithole, it used to be fucking beautiful.

[silk prairie]

those were NOT headshots

also he has death shadow mask and i think a black ulach so basically his entire head is protected

[crude vessel]

buckshot 7mm

[lyric abyss]

yeah thats not penning any armor at all

[crude vessel]

buckshot tends to spread apart

[lyric abyss]

so even if u domed his helmet 100% he would be fine

[woven fjord]

not at that range

[lyric abyss]

but you didnt

[crude vessel]

what ammo do i use

[elfin ruin]

I reviewed the footage, you clearly fucked up his shoulder and not his head

[crude vessel]

theres no buckshot but the normal buckshot i think

[crude vessel]

what about his throat

[elfin ruin]

What about it? His arm is covering it

[glad wadi]

another himlobin clip has hit the server

[elfin ruin]

rupert 2.0

come on lad

[sharp sandal]

Another Geon2 clip has hit the server

FUCKEN RUPERT

LMAO

[lyric abyss]

also you were not the only one in dorms evidently

that discord message was a lie

[crude vessel]

he start moving after i started typing and i only registered it after dropping the key in my pouch

[glad wadi]

?

[crude vessel]

dude hes so gay for that

[glad wadi]

Im actually a decent player

[crude vessel]

hes legit wearing full armour

[sharp sandal]

Nah himlobin is Geon 2.

[crude vessel]

to dorms

[lyric abyss]

that's pretty regular

[crude vessel]

bet his character weighs 30kg right off spawn

[old grove]

where is the setting for this?

[lyric abyss]

people wear meta kits to go fight dorms

[old grove]

can't find it

[woven fjord]

another tip is dont tab out mid raid to give us updates

[elfin ruin]

Graphics settings in game

[crude vessel]

let me cope in peace i woulda been rich rich

[lyric abyss]

i think its not that ridiculous to weigh 30kg on spawn

[lyric abyss]

if you shot him in the legs twice hes prob dead there

[crude vessel]

im pulling up to dorms with a santa helmet and a mp133, i had a quest to mark 3 tigrs and i forgot to bring the markers

[lyric abyss]

he didnt clear you

[old grove]

I don't think it's there?

is it called something else?

[crude vessel]

bro hes gotta be the worst player ive ever seen he didnt even recognize where i was till i opened door

i fumbled

[sharp sandal]

BRO WHAT IS YOUR STATUS

[lyric abyss]

speaks for itself i think

[elfin ruin]

It definitely is

[crude vessel]

man

[cyan garnet]

I just got 120k rubles because a cheater got banned after I reported :D (didn't know bsg even acted on reports i thought the button was merely placebo)

[elfin ruin]

And it’s called exactly what I said

Chat quick, chicken and mushroom noodles or beef and tomato noodles

[glad wadi]

good one

[elfin ruin]

@glad wadi You’re the authority on food tell me

[glad wadi]

Neither they have peas in

Soba noodle clears

[elfin ruin]

I forgot you’re allergic to veg

[glad wadi]

but chicken and mushroom

[elfin ruin]

The water already went in the pot before you said

[old grove]

Resolution, aspect ratio, screen mod, monitor, vysync, overall graphics, quality, texture quality, shados, object lod, visibility, clouds, anti aliasing, volumetric lighting, dlss, dlss preset, amd fr 2.2, 3.0, resampling, hbao, ssr, anisotropic filtering, reflex low latency, sharpness, fps limit, lobby fps, game fps, high- quality color, z-blur, chrom aberrations, noise, grass shadows, and streets lower res, that setting is not there

[glad wadi]

no

[digital elk]

Do you need lightkeeper for kappa?

[brittle crater]

What are we yapping about rn

[elfin ruin]

You need to use your scroll wheel dude

[old grove]

I've just listed every setting in graphics

one by one to the bottom

[elfin ruin]

No you didn’t

You missed out mip streaming

[crude vessel]

you only see the bad ones because im humble and dont post the good ones
ill post one for you #videos message

[glad wadi]

brilliant

really good kill bro

[old grove]

I'm being trolled

[glad wadi]

Are you implying you have the only game with no MIP streaming setting

find it buddy

[brittle crater]

No you just can't read

It's literally a box that you check/uncheck at the very bottom

[muted storm]

reading is hard

[old grove]

the fucking boxes at the bottom say, high quality clor, z-blur, chrom abberations, noise, grass shadows and streets lower res

I can send screenshots I'm not an idiot

I'm right at the bottom that option is not there

[glad wadi]

its at the top

[old grove]

is it aye

[glad wadi]

it might be on a different page too

[brittle crater]

Bro

[glad wadi]

all we can tell you is its there and now its on you to find it

[latent citrus]

oh bruh they added spawns behind the rogue camp on LH

thats crazy

[old grove]

it doesn't matter

I'm not updating the config file it's not in game or graphics

[silk prairie]

dude i cant even find it myself

[knotty musk]

what is he looking for

[latent citrus]

mip streaming really is not there

i don't think the man is tripping

[glad wadi]

we've been bamboozled

[old grove]

I've been gaslit

[silk prairie]

damn mandela effect

[glad wadi]

wtf is the username bro

[old grove]

I just listed every available setting and still been told it's there lmao

[latent citrus]

i swear it was there last time i looked at the settings too

[minor wyvern]

Is the insurance that we had during the server issues bugged?
And is prapor insurance bugged now?

Does anyone know?

[latent citrus]

i expected to find it

[silk prairie]

me 2

their ass just removed it lol

[old grove]

mate

[brittle crater]

Wait there are people who play with noise enabled?

[old grove]

I thought i was going fucking bonkers

[latent citrus]

nobody said that

we are talking about mip streaming

[silk prairie]

you're crazy wallace

[glad wadi]

Sorry Wallace

[royal sinew]

500 peacekeeper shoreline go here and leave tasks im tweaking

[old grove]

it's gone

[brittle crater]

Yeah I am very well aware? I saw someone post their tab and saw it enabled

[latent citrus]

oh jeez

[silk prairie]

classic bsg

[knotty musk]

@elfin ruin it is actually just gone

[old grove]

Chekannaya gaslit me

[latent citrus]

lets see if it actually gives me a good lightkeeper spawn this time

so i can actually progress the story

[brittle crater]

I mean did it inherently do anything other than just make your game perform worse

[knotty musk]

no

[brittle crater]

There's a lot of random shit in this game that's just... there to sap your performance

[old grove]

the issue I had only happened once, it's not a big deal not being able to turn it off

[knotty musk]

it just makes me wonder if deleting it meant it was stuck on whatever setting it was on

[brittle crater]

Like grass shadows? Who the fuck is using this

[crude vessel]

are there any settings i can change to make me better at the game

[glad wadi]

yeah pick a decent weapon and scope

[elfin ruin]

That’s bad that means it’s probably enabled for everyone?

[crude vessel]

what makes my chevron bad

[knotty musk]

or its perma stuck on whatever it was on

[old grove]

yeah, would have to turn it off via config file

im not arsed to do that

[knotty musk]

meaning those who had it on have it permanently on

[crude vessel]

its either i cant take fights at anything above 10 meters or i cant take fights under 50 meters

[elfin ruin]

Permanently crashing when you leave a raid enjoy guys thank you BSG

[old grove]

is it that much a difference turning it off?

[glad wadi]

yeah ur hard stuck taking long fights

[elfin ruin]

Yes it’s a huge deal

[knotty musk]

its a mostly completely fucked setting

[surreal moth]

so it’s permanently on now? or off?

[old grove]

Is it safe to try turn it off on the config file?

[crude vessel]

you figure i should trade with someone for it?

[old grove]

or should I just leave it as is

[surreal moth]

someone file a bug report

[knotty musk]

we dont know, we're just guessing the usual bsg standard of removing the buttons without force changing the setting for everyone

[surreal moth]

if everyone does it maybe they’ll notice

[crude vessel]

for hybrid eotechs i forgot to say @glad wadi

whats that big ass sight with purple lenses that everyone uses on m4a1

[elfin ruin]

Am I the only one that puts extra soy sauce in my pot noodle because the little sachet is not enough

[brittle agate]

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[crude vessel]

i dont use the soy sauce i feel its too thick

[elfin ruin]

And the worst part is if it’s a king pot noodle they don’t give you two it’s still the same tiny sachet of slop

[surreal moth]

isn’t the sachet powder

[elfin ruin]

No.

[surreal moth]

interesting

what brand of noobles

[crude vessel]

thers a liquid satchet

[glad wadi]

pot noodle

[surreal moth]

i believe you, i’ve had liquid and powder

pot noodle

[elfin ruin]

I literally said already

Pot Noodle

[glad wadi]

noobles 😂

[old grove]

should I just leave it

[surreal moth]

cool it pal

[old grove]

or try turn it off in the game files

[surreal moth]

FFS

[old grove]

I have a 9070xt so I believe i would benefit by turning it off?

[surreal moth]

pot noodle looks weird

[elfin ruin]

If it’s on you definitely want it off

[eternal ginkgo]

I have 1400 hours and just did test drive in one night

[elfin ruin]

Every single player benefits by turning it off