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[reef condor]

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[shrewd ivy]

still entertaining it

[quiet salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343800136459091979/1360663902714859761/intelligence_zero_by_tarkov_aesthetics_EN.gif

[shrewd ivy]

so you are

[lament skiff]

I get error msg when I try to buy off the flea

[drifting magnet]

Whys there a ban wave

[minor wyvern]

he is talking shit mate

[left igloo]

idiot LOL

[quiet salmon]

game broken

[final wigeon]

like you have to eat glue to be like stop interacting with me then keep replying then say well youre not stopping. LMAO

[raw agate]

if ur name starts with s u get banned

[spice hearth]

you guys should make sweet sweet love to one another

[drifting magnet]

Yo

I literally just got here

I am not dealing with this rn so bye bye little ones

[raw agate]

wait

[spice hearth]

dont come back mutt

[quiet salmon]

Damn if Sanch wasn't gonna fix the servers who was

[lavish rivet]

Is there a wipe planned for the summer?

[quiet salmon]

😭

[shrewd ivy]

your the one replying to me so please stop dih riding

[young cliff]

shit still bugged?

[tight bolt]

messenger / traders dont work?

[glad wadi]

[young cliff]

you can't be real

[raw agate]

were cooged

[lavish rivet]

What didnt he say there still gna be wipes

[quiet salmon]

@glad wadi How was DaD

[lavish rivet]

This game is so stale without wipes

[left igloo]

bro plays siege 2026

burger fps game

[minor wyvern]

ye there will be season characters that wipe.

[final wigeon]

god i can hear your screechy nasally voice from here

[lavish rivet]

When is that

[glad wadi]

Horrible

[young cliff]

separate profile, kinda like pve

[thin terrace]

is anyone getting 1000 backend error?

[wise geode]

as long as you are having fun it doesn’t matter what game you play

[minor wyvern]

We dont know, most likely summer 2026

[wise geode]

Ur banned

[heady owl]

Is there a tax when I transfer money from arena to main game?

[raw agate]

anyone else getting backend arror

[wooden marsh]

ban wave is happening and game is being wacky

[lavish rivet]

Most player base getting split

[brazen steppe]

i play throat goat sim on oculous

[lavish rivet]

No wonder this games so dead

[young cliff]

yeah

[thin terrace]

why would i be banned?

[lavish light]

everyone is

[shrewd ivy]

ur obsessed with me dude please sybau

[minor wyvern]

he is just shittalking mate

[raw agate]

i like ur style

[thin terrace]

oh ok, thanks

[final wigeon]

you speak like your education peaked in middle school

[brazen steppe]

no one sbanned. the game is taking a shit on the bed. stop trolling

[violet pond]

games dead cause devs are braindead

[wise geode]

I’m not

[raw agate]

[shrewd ivy]

way smarter than you trying to argue in a discord ur iq shows

[final wigeon]

why dont you spam your curse?

[shrewd ivy]

LOL

[wise geode]

You are all banned

[shrewd ivy]

STILLTRYING

[final wigeon]

yeah shows your IQ trying to spam a copy pasta

[shrewd ivy]

please sybau

[quiet salmon]

@final wigeon@shrewd ivy This isn't kindergarten, if yall can't behave with one another just stop interacting with each other holy shit

[shrewd ivy]

DUDE

[quiet salmon]

Why are yall still continuing nearly 20 minutes after

[shrewd ivy]

HES THE ONE ARGUEING WITH ME

[quiet salmon]

Stop replying

[night frigate]

just stfu nerds

[quiet salmon]

Call him weird and move on

[minor wyvern]

god damn same and matt you guys are like my toddlers

[raw agate]

they wont admit they love eachother

[final wigeon]

dont be a pussy spam the curse

[shrewd ivy]

OOOOOOOO

[wispy lodge]

ERROR BACKEND ERROR - 1000

Any one with the same error?

[shrewd ivy]

dudes so obsessed with me

[minor wyvern]

This is what the block function is for, when you cant regulate your emotions and you feel compelled to argue @final wigeon @shrewd ivy

[wispy lodge]

what is happning?

[raw agate]

not good dude...

[verbal solar]

yo my traders messages wont load after i completed a task for therapist. ive tried clearing cache, deleting logs, updating, and i have checked the integrity. yall have any other ideas what to do?

[mellow vigil]

yh

eft is down prob

[final wigeon]

im just calling him out for trying to spam the chat. im having fun

[minor wyvern]

everyone has that issue right now.

[verbal solar]

fuh bro what did they doooo

[night frigate]

is arena having issues or just EFT?

[raw agate]

banned u prob

[tight bolt]

wipe coming?

[mellow vigil]

https://status.escapefromtarkov.com/

[livid fossil]

what is with the backend errors

[verbal solar]

😂

[raw agate]

huge ban wave

[mellow vigil]

says its online idkkkkk

[dim iron]

yes there is an issue with backend errors poping

[midnight moon]

traders are not loading, GRRR

[minor wyvern]

It is, its a backend issue

[dim iron]

Messages or progressing not working currently in game

[quiet salmon]

Status page is absolutely dogshit because it is fully manual it doesn't have any actual live service updates

[dim iron]

bsg daily doses xd

[quiet salmon]

never rely on it

[pallid badge]

im not even banend cuz im ingame rn and i accepted a quest from btr and im just stuck in the voiceline menu

[mellow vigil]

hahahahah didnt know LMAO

[somber sigil]

what the fuck is BSG doing man...

[pallid badge]

restarted my game 1204124 times

not fixed

[raven narwhal]

its not gonna work..

[dim iron]

we just have to wait , till they fix it

[drowsy jay]

lmfao officially uninstalling tarkov since my ping to the servers are unbearable after the servers went down yesterday. any one know why the server pings are shit??

[dim iron]

arena time

[pallid badge]

yea well little problem
im stuck in the voice menu for btr

ig ima wait for him to kick me out

[quiet salmon]

Glad I'm not the only one

[left igloo]

leave game insurance will work

[pallid badge]

kay we chilling

i got the quest and it kicked me out

[drowsy jay]

literally 200+ ping when i rock maybey 25 to 45 ping for my servers

[left igloo]

this is what happens when you appeal your game to people over 18

[hexed vapor]

hamster fell out of the wheel @nikita

[bronze sandal]

wth is going on??

[hollow grove]

lol

thought i was the only one

[lusty moat]

no correlation whatsoever

[pallid badge]

AND it did the no shoot bug right after

so tarkov is the least buggiest game on earth

[left igloo]

bros an unc

[lusty moat]

game has been fine for months ig they js decided to take a piss on the servers again

nah im yunc

[stray yew]

bro this is not 1.0 still so buggy bro cant even accept a quest without backend error

[lusty moat]

idk why we continue to support bsg after everything they pull

[spice hearth]

20TH BACKEND ERROR WOOOO BUT DONT FORGET TO GO BUY THE CLOTHING OPTIONS IN THE STEAM STORE AND ALSO THE NEW ARENA BATTLE PASSS THANKS

[subtle spear]

yep just about to say

restarted 3 times in the last 15 minutes

[lusty moat]

DONT FORGET TO INVEST IN ARENA THE GAME NOONE ACTUALLY ENJOYS AND PLAYS INSTEAD OF WORKING ON OUR MAIN GAME

[stray yew]

does restarting help with backend error?

[bronze sandal]

i just booted no

[spice hearth]

NO ITS A RESTARTED DEVELOPER ISSUE

[hollow grove]

servers are just down, odd cause the regions section of the arena settings says 31 ping for my area

[subtle spear]

idk, buy battlepass and levels so you can get altyns and thicc cases at like level mid 30s

[spice hearth]

someone needs to emulate the game 1;1 so i can stop putting money in nikitas pocket

[hollow grove]

dont even talk about that here bro that shit will get you banned

[reef wing]

Is anyone else having issues currently? My Messenger wont load. Shows I have messages, rewards, and insurance to collect from the traders. But when I click on it. I get a little loading wheel that stops spinning and no messages or collection boxes appear. And anytime I try to turn in or accept quests right now. Even after restarts. I get back end error and failed to lock profile errors.

[ember reef]

dont forget to support that greedy bastards

[hollow grove]

servers down

arena too

[lusty moat]

read the room idiot

[pearl apex]

??codes

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[quiet dust]

how do i safely uninstall and reinstall my game

[lusty moat]

dont it wont do anything

[gentle falcon]

click uninstall ?

[rough coral]

Lmfao

[quiet dust]

where

[lusty moat]

bro dont

[reef wing]

Damn bro. Firing off that hostility like you are actually the one who's gotta fix it.

[stray yew]

I cant accept any of my flea sales too wtf is this game bro

[lusty moat]

it does nothing

[violet pond]

but how will they make space game without your money spent on their amazingly buggy game 🥹

[lusty moat]

im js angry lwk

[quiet dust]

then how do i fix my game

[tight bolt]

how do i unsafely uninstall and reinstall my game?

[lusty moat]

its not a client side issue

[quiet dust]

i keep getting error 1000 backend error and error 228

[lusty moat]

its a full game issue

[subtle spear]

urrrrrr

[lusty moat]

you cant fix it js wait

[stray yew]

same

[rough coral]

You wait for the servers to be back up..... Obviously

[brittle crater]

Drink water

[quiet dust]

i didnt even know they were down 😭

[lusty moat]

wait 6 years

[quiet dust]

thanks guys

[gentle falcon]

same

[hollow grove]

theres an executable in the files

browse files from launcher

[rough coral]

Reading helps. The chat has only been talking about it for the last 30 minutes.

[violet pond]

you complain about nikita being a greedy fat fuck until his big ass rolls to the server room and fixes it

[hollow grove]

it should be called like uninstall.exe or something

[lusty moat]

facts people be so like intelectually challenged its fr not that hard to js read

[mighty geyser]

if its because you cant launch right now, thats not an issue with your game

[rough coral]

Reading that almost gave me a stroke.

[wide galleon]

goodmorning am new hear

[lusty moat]

lock your windows and doors tonight

[violet pond]

run while you can

[untold imp]

Leave and never look back

[rough coral]

You better have level 6 plates

[mighty geyser]

chill brother

[lusty moat]

yes maam

[cyan garnet]

I blame pooprena for this, I just know it's something about the free weekend ending killing everything.

[runic tusk]

I turned in my quest to great heights 4 and got a backend error, no rewards were received and i cant claim it again, what happened?

[clever shoal]

ARE THE SERVERS DOWN STILL?

[silver stump]

i have 9800x3d and 9070xt, getting 100 fps in interchange.. thats not normal is it?

[hollow grove]

the regions in arena still says like 30 ping for north america but its still unplayable

[hollow grove]

not to sound like an unhelpful asshole but tarkov just runs not great

[timber citrus]

wtf happened

[sacred saddle]

Smells like gamer in here. Take the opportunity to go clean your rooms and shower or something. This is not the end of the world boys, you will survive i promise ❤️

[silver stump]

friend with 3060 and i5 11600k got same fps as me lol

[ornate elbow]

??codes

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[remote bluff]

servers fucked rn?

[ember reef]

Nikita greedy bastard spaghetti code, he buys maybachs

[cold brook]

@knotty musk holy shit they did it, they brought back the best flavour of lucozade

[lusty moat]

tarkov is my room and the world

[rough coral]

Scroll up and read

[cold brook]

But only in a zero sugar version so it’ll probably taste different

[hollow grove]

maybe im schizo but i swear these have been the same codes since 1.0 dropped

[lusty moat]

on everyones soul me and papa chop finna opp yall down

[remote bluff]

yoo wsg bro

[runic tusk]

I turned in my quest to great heights 4 and got a backend error, no rewards were received and i cant claim it again, what happened?

[rough coral]

Don't group me in with you.

[mighty geyser]

hey long time no see

[lusty moat]

to late chop its already done

[remote bluff]

yeah fr been grinding sm

[lusty moat]

you cant change whats done

[rough coral]

Blocked

[lusty moat]

accept it

[dreamy robin]

U got no rewards bc trader menu bugged so cant actually claim anything

[runic tusk]

will i get it back later?

[lusty moat]

whole games broke now

[violet pond]

u got bent over and fucked by nikiki himself, welcome

[lusty moat]

did tarkov actually get hacked yesterday?

[sharp junco]

i just wanna enjoy a game for a few hrs without it taking a shit

[hollow grove]

Hour 1 of Tarkov Servers down.
Food diminishing.
Urge to shower increasing.

[sharp junco]

yk if tarkovs server issues were fixed everyone would spend more money on the game

[timber citrus]

i wouldnt

[ornate elbow]

why wont my traders messages pop up i cant get my gear back from insurance

[sharp junco]

bc ur poor

[vivid dune]

is tarkov glitching out

[teal falcon]

where can i see the map spawn changes

[timber citrus]

nah im employed

[sharp junco]

we too twin lmao not a flex

[timber citrus]

bro what

[rough coral]

How many more people are going to come in here and ask the same question instead of scrolling up to see if people have been talking about it first?

Meatheads.

[sharp junco]

i am also employed its not a flex lol

[untold imp]

are the servers down or something?

[sage iron]

so is tarkov bugged or something?

[timber citrus]

when did i flex anything

[high hornet]

Are servers down?

lmao

[timber citrus]

youre weird go outside

[teal falcon]

is there something we can se

[rough coral]

[teal falcon]

news or sum

[gleaming solar]

backend error?

[subtle spear]

hey is tarkov bugged??? whats going on??? i have the mental capacity of a 3 year old?

[high hornet]

Papachop u sound like a Discord Mod

[teal falcon]

backend error me too

[dreamy robin]

Just u

[crisp sierra]

I think theres something broken right now cause im getting it too

[rough coral]

You sound like you have a smooth brain

[high hornet]

I do brotha Im smooth as fuck

[sharp junco]

whats with the go outside shit lmao

[runic tusk]

will we get our quest rewards back from the backend error?

[prime peak]

daily server outage to force arena playtime

[untold imp]

Wouldnt count on it tbh

[subtle spear]

that would make sense

[lusty moat]

i cant shower ive let it crust and my stench has increased, its a new record frankly, i cant shower and wont, the smell comforts me ive learned to love it, my chair has worn down from how long i sit in it, there are stains all over it. i dont want to shower, my mom told me to last night and i silenced her immediately, my father has given up. tarkov. is. my. life. i love the smell i love it so much, i love the bed bugs and my bloodshot eyes, i tend to save my meals inbetween my fat, it gives it extra flavor, i hope someone can relate, my chair has slowly become my bathroom, and the roaches are my friends, i love tarkov

[glad wadi]

What the fuck

[quiet dust]

bruh

[sharp junco]

wild

[crude nexus]

why isnt the back end connected to the servers error 1000 says it needs to plugithy in

[untold imp]

You are right. Server conveniently crashes at peak hours literally everyday. They are praying that the addicts buy Arena to take off the edge.

[violet pond]

the backend errors indicate the big man himself is going to enter all our backends

[untold imp]

Just being honest, when has this game ever actually worked as intended?

[lusty moat]

i wish tarkov was a person so i could show how much i love it

[dreamy robin]

Im legit just getting inf xp

just gone up like 4 levels

[lusty moat]

i wish it was in me

[dreamy robin]

I dont want this

[lusty moat]

wait how

[minor wyvern]

rofl GET THE TINFOIL HAT BOIZ

jesus christ u prolly antivax too

[dreamy robin]

Idk bro, claimed a quest and tried to claim it again and went from fresh 42 to nearly 45

[quiet dust]

i better get my td3 rewards bru

[dreamy robin]

help...

[graceful yew]

you should probably go outside for a while. if it crashes at peak times it's because there's more people online

[dreamy robin]

I loaded out of my game and its synced to arena

[waxen plume]

might rollback

[crude nexus]

Me very impressed the backend connected to the servers but the servers couldnt connect to the backend

[untold imp]

Anyone who trusts any government at this point is a lost casue. Take that vax and blow it out you ass buddy.

[minor wyvern]

LMFAAOOO YOU ACTUALLY ARE ANTIVAX HAHHAHAAHHA

[teal falcon]

someone wants to buy a car off me?

[full shadow]

I support Israel

[cold brook]

Geon

[dreamy robin]

and I've loaded back into tarkov and it's synced my level and I have lvl 44 quests..

[dreamy robin]

Kinda hope so ngl

[glad wadi]

Yo

[cold brook]

Lucozade brought bsck grafruitti

[fair jacinth]

surely not a single person trusts the government in this day and age. right?

[untold imp]

Shouldn't that virus have killed me 10 times over by now?

[glad wadi]

I know I had one 💯

[cold brook]

Tell me it’s as good as it used to be

[narrow snow]

@sharp junco u my dawg fr

always coming in clutch wit the bread

[untold imp]

You would be suprised. I work with a load of boomers, they take the governments word as gospel

[dreamy robin]

I think its bc I did a quest in raid and when I got out it just keeps giving me xp so every backend is like soo much xp

Lvl 45 and a half now...

[thorny dome]

R servers down? We just escaped and didnt get rewards

[dreamy robin]

I hope they rollback

[thorny dome]

Or achievement

[untold imp]

You are lying or you are going to cause a rollback, you chud

[fair jacinth]

some people just never learn

[dreamy robin]

Im not lying..

[viral loom]

yeah, servers are fucked in the ass for the 47th day in a row. typical 1.0 tarkov stuff 🙂

[waxen plume]

I suspect they hate NA players, it's 2AM in Europe and the servers were fine all day

[untold imp]

Most of the world hates us so I wouldn't be surpised

[dreamy robin]

Bro, I just did a factory raid and loaded out and did 3 tasks and when I got back in I kept getting backend errors and noticed im lvl 45. I checked arena and its synced and loaded back into eft and its only going up each backend error

[violet pond]

prolly NA players overload the servers when they all get on

[rain wind]

what on earth is going on

[mental iron]

I just finished the guide when the server errors started and now whenever I accept a task or do a scav run I get the xp from the guide

[quiet dust]

this is happening to me too

[keen shell]

a video game is not working.

[quiet dust]

i was midway through lvl39 and now im about half of 41 bc i did test drive 3 and supervision

[dreamy robin]

fr. Glad its not just me. Check screenshots. I hope they rollback idc about some bot escaping ngl

[rare zodiac]

anybodys messages from traders not pulling up?

[quiet dust]

whole game is fucked rn

[dreamy robin]

speedrun to lvl 70 ngl

[rare zodiac]

thanks bsg

[dreamy robin]

nah im joking. beg they rollback

[lean tinsel]

second day in a row that tarkov breaks at this times

[rain wind]

bro why do i have to re-insure all my gear before each raid 😭

[mental iron]

yeah i just sent a ss about my peacekeeper rep

[obtuse sundial]

When wipe

[bold chasm]

Wouldn't be the first, won't be the last

[untold imp]

BSG stays praying that the addicts buy Arena

[runic tusk]

what are the odds that we get all our rewards and shit back

[violet pond]

50/50

they either give a shit or not

[dreamy robin]

If you click the right screenshot im lvl 42 bc thats what is shows in trader menu but when I go to skills its 45

[violet pond]

probably wont tho

[young skiff]

dont, it shows it uninsured, but if you already have insured it - when you load into raid itll be insured, went that way for me

[mental iron]

Thats strange my shows 43 for both now

[surreal moth]

i got arena with unheard edition

didn’t even have to buy it

[trim root]

market must be bugged for some people still because aint nobody buying muh listings

[cold brook]

Liar

[surreal moth]

basically got it for free

[surreal moth]

don’t you have sleep to get

[dreamy robin]

When you reset or idk its syncs but yeah. Im a higher lvl than someone with 2000 raids and i have 350...

[dusky pulsar]

Does anyone know how to fix the glitch of not seeing traders messages

[cold brook]

It’s nearly 9am

[quiet salmon]

whole game is broken atm

[violet pond]

wait

[young skiff]

wait till the game be fixed

[surreal moth]

so discord shit itself now tarkov shits itself

[real linden]

I completed the mission and didn't receive the reward. I lost 2 bitcoins with this garbage game.

[runic tusk]

alr i'll see you in like 3 weeks

[surreal moth]

i sold 110k card!!

[minor wyvern]

restart ur pc in safe mode.

[violet pond]

more like 3 years

[runic tusk]

real

[late lodge]

fuck is up with messages in game

[modern minnow]

How to kill killa as a pmc with no gun on pve

[compact solar]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[quiet salmon]

tell him to sleep

[minor wyvern]

get close to him and hit him in the head untill he dies. get so close that he cant shoot

hug him

[untold imp]

Survive a scav raid and bring the scav gun, if you are actually being serious

[modern minnow]

But he made me go to sleep everytime I encounter him on interchange lmao 💀😂

[sullen plover]

ngl that sounds like a skill issue

[hollow grove]

still down?

[quiet dust]

fixed maybe?

[rain wind]

not down, just a few things being broken

[runic tusk]

traders are fixed but quests i dont think are

anyone able to confirm their quest rewards?

[modern minnow]

If that’s the case then uh which powerful gun scavs will use all the time just asking

[keen mango]

Is it still down guys

Or are we feeling better?

[quiet dust]

just completed and got the perfect mediator quest done because the bug gave me so much xp

got the loot from it too

[hearty swallow]

is arena running now? in q forever and cant find match??

[modern minnow]

I’m technically on $600k but hat to go broke

[runic tusk]

was this after an error you got rewards? i claimed great heights 4 and didnt see anythin in arena or base tarkov

[viral loom]

hang?

[quiet dust]

i got rewards of test drive 3 and supervisor after the bug period , which i claimed during the bug period, and i just claimed perfect mediator a minute ago and that worked normal

[runic tusk]

So i guess im just fucked

[modern minnow]

Talking abt arena is it just csgo but with Tarkov characteristics

[runic tusk]

its a money grab

thats the best way to put it

[hollow raven]

arena still not synced with main game? Neither task nor xp progress...

[wanton hare]

We still fucked boys? wtf

[dim iron]

Make more regions unlocked

[hearty swallow]

in a match now i guess its fine

[runic tusk]

tbh no clue, i claimed to great heights 4 in base tarkpov

[waxen plume]

Seems fine now

[runic tusk]

oh shit rewards are here im all good now

[midnight moon]

are the servers working played 2 rounds tft and I wanna go in again

[dreamy robin]

@mental iron did u get rolled back

[mental iron]

No

[lament barn]

so my dorm 314 got sold but i got no message or money am i ever touching

[dreamy robin]

Neither did I...

[topaz patio]

hold up.
timo?

[lament barn]

it

[surreal moth]

what’s happening

[dreamy robin]

Reckon they will?

[mental iron]

Honestly probably not

[dreamy robin]

I dont wanna be a lvl 45 with 338 raids...

[mental iron]

But there is a chance

[dreamy robin]

Got work in 7 hours going to just sleep and hope im lvl 42 in the morning

[surreal moth]

what level are you now

[dreamy robin]

Im lvl 45...

[violet pond]

my friend didnt get a bunch of money from shit he sold on flea

[covert copper]

Are the servers a bit laggy?

[violet pond]

most likely if you made any money you aint getting it back

[dreamy robin]

I legit did one factory raid and did 3 quests and loaded back in and im lvl 45

[flint perch]

did you turn the tasks in?

[rain wind]

pls no rollback

[dreamy robin]

Yes. once.

Checked arena and im still lv 45..

[sour citrus]

wraps

[midnight moon]

slight rollback no? lost like 1,5mil

[dreamy robin]

pfft. like 2 raids right there

[midnight moon]

yeah but the gear I shoot in laby, iam sad :(

[dreamy robin]

valid

I just gained 3 levels and I dont want too

like mil xp +

[waxen plume]

plenty more challenges ahead, just enjoy it

[dreamy robin]

I mean. Im lvl 45 with 338 raids, kinda weird stats no

[flint perch]

you said doing a raid gives you the xp again?

[waxen plume]

nah, Arena daily and weekly quests

[surreal moth]

why would you want to be 3 levels back?

and why would that ever happen

[waxen plume]

would be funny if that happened to me, I turned in Epsilon for 444 444 EXP.. imagine I could stack that

[dreamy robin]

If I like do a raid. I load out and check my account and its like hundreds of xp up

[dreamy robin]

i legit claimed 3 quests and got loads.

[surreal moth]

oh

it’s broken
?

[dreamy robin]

Like from 42-45. happened to @mental iron too

I mean if I kill someone and they see a lvl 45 with 338 raids kinda weird

[rain wind]

why do you even care tho lol

[dreamy robin]

and plus. i like the grind

[rain wind]

at beginning of wipe i was like level 36 with 12 raids bc of arena

[dreamy robin]

valid. arena isnt millions of xp op though

[brazen steppe]

welcome to tarkpov\

[rain wind]

it just depends on your level, bc of the dailies/weeklys

[dreamy robin]

Fairs

[clever hazel]

!CODES

[waxen plume]

I get like 100k exp a day from arena post level 46 @dreamy robin

[dreamy robin]

Im not like mad just kinda iffy bc mnot earned

[dreamy robin]

oh fairs

[proud coyote]

are server issues still ongoing?

[waxen plume]

With how they scaled up progression, just enjoy it.. you would be like level 53 now before 1.0

[dreamy robin]

Eh, is what it is. just going for lighkeeper, kappa and escape tbf so doenst really change much

[dreamy robin]

trueee

Want to do survivor escape. be rate

my mates are going to be so confused lmao

[rare zodiac]

games fixed for me

[surreal moth]

you’re blocking the path to my solution

move

[glad wadi]

Is it working yet

[dreamy robin]

yeh

[glad wadi]

Thanks

[surreal moth]

do we trust that person

[glossy coral]

!codes

[surreal moth]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[glad wadi]

They’re hacking us

[keen mango]

Oh no

[surreal moth]

i gotta log in

[keen shell]

they in the mainframe yet?

[glad wadi]

Is that Rick

[topaz patio]

geon

[keen mango]

Hi Larry

[topaz patio]

you and i should go to butch's place and throw frozen gummy bears at him

[rotund brook]

I’m cursing the servers with the curse of Ra!

[keen mango]

Oh no not again

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-curse-of-ra-lift-gpj-gif-2501239950796775840

[rotund brook]

Cursing them again!

[topaz patio]

counter-curse

well yall're on your own

john you promised to talk politics with me a few weeks ago

[surreal moth]

harry potter

[rotund brook]

If you countercurse a curse that curses your counter does it counter the curse or double curse the counter

[topaz patio]

it reflects back on you because you're american

[keen mango]

If you put your hand in water is your hand wet or is it dry

[surreal moth]

i’m liking where this is going

specto petroleum!

[keen mango]

I cast tungsten ball sack

[surreal moth]

imagine if harry potter and lord vader met

[proud coyote]

are there server issues again?

[surreal moth]

like a crossover episode

[surreal moth]

i’ve heard of some

[rotund brook]

By gods I think she’s right! Those are marigolds!

[topaz patio]

oh what a lovely tea party

[glad wadi]

Agreed

[surreal moth]

i don’t understand the reference

don’t clue me in

[surreal moth]

why not vodka gummy bears

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-bird-friends-head-massage-gif-17428419

[surreal moth]

he doesn’t like alcohol and frozen gummy bears will just thaw out and he can eat them

[dim kraken]

Why does the mk12 get classified as a marksman rifle but doesn't count as marksman rifle kills

[surreal moth]

idk

[sturdy sand]

Alright boys, where we playing for shooter born kills on lighthouse

[dim kraken]

Lighthouse probably

[surreal moth]

lighthouse ?

[rotund brook]

In a building. High risk 1 shot or nothing headshot

[surreal moth]

god he’s so smart

smartarion

[dim kraken]

Hims is a good advice giver

[surreal moth]

intellegention

[glad wadi]

They be like high risk then use an MXLR

It’s semi auto bro

[minor wyvern]

MXLDMR

[dim kraken]

That counts for shooter born, huh?

[nova niche]

Geon

I was cooking

[rotund brook]

I didn’t say to use an MXLR

[surreal moth]

geon is pissing me off and i’m not sure why yet

[nova niche]

then my teammate cucked me

[rotund brook]

Yep

[glad wadi]

What mode

[minor wyvern]

be a man. use a gornasty!

[glad wadi]

Randoms

[dim kraken]

Swag

[glad wadi]

?

[surreal moth]

you weren’t much better

[rotund brook]

T5000 best sniper

[surreal moth]

WORST

[minor wyvern]

gornasty with x4-only scope best sniper

[glad wadi]

Bring it on buddy

[surreal moth]

God that thing is ghastly

[lime breach]

Arena should cost 15$ max

[rotund brook]

Said the wrong guy

[surreal moth]

i’d pay $45 but i got it for free with unheard

“free”

[glad wadi]

I got unheard for free

[lime breach]

It’s really not worth anymore then that

[rotund brook]

I’d pay a billion prolly idk

[glad wadi]

Frfr ong

[surreal moth]

he’s rich handsome and good at tarkov what more do you need

[dim kraken]

A billion roubles wow that must be like 12 dollars and some change

[glad wadi]

Thanks

[quiet dust]

is the game fixed

[surreal moth]

he stole your fire altarian

[glad wadi]

Frying this kid

[surreal moth]

don’t ask us we just talk here we don’t play it

[rotund brook]

Fatteon?

[surreal moth]

we’re all larping

[dim kraken]

Smh stop posting links

[glad wadi]

I’m not?

[surreal moth]

yes he hyjacked your joybait

[glad wadi]

I actually play ts

[topaz patio]

i think

[surreal moth]

i prestiged and passed you

[topaz patio]

didn't mean to reply

[rotund brook]

He needs it his name is fatteon

[topaz patio]

---

i think geon should be the server's owner idk

[quiet dust]

i posted the gif of the two black guys at the computer going "ohhhh" as a realization

[surreal moth]

true

[glad wadi]

Agreed

[rotund brook]

I’ll promote him rn

[surreal moth]

thank you

[harsh shell]

the thinker:

[split wren]

whats going on-_-

[surreal moth]

geon once you’re in we’re cleaning house, starting with me

[glad wadi]

Game broken

[trim root]

just got dumped on by a 25 hour account and he weasnt cheating im just shit lollll

[surreal moth]

get me outta here

[urban arch]

is TW1NKP0UNDER with 6 prestiges a streamer?

[split wren]

...

[keen mango]

Yo bro that's me hahah (Joking)

[glad wadi]

[harsh shell]

✅

[surreal moth]

crazy turn of events

[topaz patio]

following in glorp's footsteps

[surreal moth]

he’s not joking

[rotund brook]

Nikita is a cool guy👍

[glad wadi]

RIP 🙏

[surreal moth]

Nikita is a cool guy👍

[keen mango]

No I swear I am like who would ever name themselves that

[surreal moth]

that’s a copy antipasta i can get behind

[rotund brook]

RIP my boy he was terrible

[urban arch]

hes 11k hours hes gotta be a streamer

[rotund brook]

Unfortunately there are normal players at that hour count lol

[urban arch]

yea

[rotund brook]

But yea very possibly a streamer

[surreal moth]

would i be considered a normal player?

[normal mango]

Then that makes me the most normal. I got 0 hours in.

[glad wadi]

[rotund brook]

Why

[glad wadi]

Who did it

[surreal moth]

you’re fired @rotund brook

[rotund brook]

Punkon

[normal mango]

Because no money yet, no job yet (again). And my laptop is weak lol

I pwn newbs.. in my mind

[rotund brook]

I am da sherpa

[surreal moth]

you’re uh

[rotund brook]

Holy shit I just went through the rainbow

[surreal moth]

wow rainbow flavor

hey wow great mind think alike

[topaz patio]

we don't like the rainbow

[sturdy sand]

FAVOURITE SHOOTER BORN SPOTS ON LIGHTHOUSE, GO

[normal mango]

you hate the rainbow? so you hate nature?

[pearl apex]

None

[rotund brook]

Says the guy who did it

[surreal moth]

don’t let them take the rainbow from you

[rotund brook]

In the trees!

[woven nexus]

game working again?

[topaz patio]

no i love god

[sturdy sand]

Does anyone ever take southern road? Been here for 10mins now

[surreal moth]

i love escape from tarkov

case closed. move on.

[topaz patio]

i'm so glad

that you don't have gif perms @normal mango

[surreal moth]

i love you too but idk i think you still hate me but i’ll deal with it

[normal mango]

i hate it

[surreal moth]

i’m fighting demons

[normal mango]

why?

[glad wadi]

Probably one of the 300 mountains mate

[surreal moth]

you can send me gifs and i’ll see if they are appropriate

[keen mango]

Can I?

[surreal moth]

i guess

[keen mango]

I don't even have you added

[surreal moth]

that’s okay

i don’t ad anyone back

[glad wadi]

[surreal moth]

the list is ever growing

[surreal moth]

except you pumpkin ♥️

[glad wadi]

[keen mango]

I'm hurt

[surreal moth]

it’s nothing personal, but at the same times it’s deeply personal

[hollow raven]

when you compete to great heights, does the GP and case reward go to your main or arena inventory?

[normal mango]

Why cant i send gifs? my gifs are gifts

[keen mango]

I've been nice to you

[surreal moth]

do you think that’s the only criteria

[glad wadi]

Uhh arena

[keen mango]

I hope it is

[random temple]

bruh i just bought a 70 pack of moonshine

[surreal moth]

RIP

[glad wadi]

How much

[surreal moth]

i did that with chocolate the other day

pmo

[brittle crater]

Drink water

[hollow raven]

aite thx

[surreal moth]

wait a minute

[random temple]

it costed like 25 milish

[brittle crater]

Hey Alexa, play Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai

[glad wadi]

How much did you have

[surreal moth]

jesus christ

[random temple]

100m

[glad wadi]

Jesus Christ

[surreal moth]

we lost another 200 people

[normal mango]

Thanks for triggering my Alexa

[surreal moth]

guys at this rate this server will be empty

[brittle crater]

I will continue to do it for as long as I am alive

[normal mango]

lolol

[hollow raven]

whats the estimated avg daily player count for tarkov right now

[glad wadi]

We have to stop them

[surreal moth]

look at the date here #eft-chat message

we’re now at 538,055

[random temple]

How do i send the minor evidence to kerman? im not seeing an option

[glad wadi]

Interesting

[surreal moth]

bunch of no good dirty cheat associated bitches

among us the whole time

right under our noses 👃🏻

[glad wadi]

Among us?

[surreal moth]

get on

[glad wadi]

[solemn drift]

Anyone know if any new codes have dropped?

[deep willow]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/521620581326520331 so guess what

[surreal moth]

let me ask my supervisors

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[surreal moth]

idk when you last checked

that’s all the information i have

[keen mango]

Lame

@rotund brook Sorry I didn't join you last night I promised I would play with someone

[jaunty hazel]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[lament barn]

why did nikita take my 8 million from dorms marked

[keen shell]

GGs bro you just killed me, I only had time for 1 game after my 12 hour shift. I guess you're just better haha. gotta pick up my kids and get ready to go to my second job, hope you have a good stream!

[lament barn]

what are you talking about

[subtle forum]

My tarkov is starting to work again. Thank you!

[sullen carbon]

How important are suppressors for stealth in PvP?
Well not really stealth, but does it matter much for avoiding other PMCs?

[wet ember]

GGs bro you just killed me, I only had time for 1 game after my 12 hour shift. I guess you're just better haha. gotta pick up my kids and get ready to go to my second job, hope you have a good stream!

[lament barn]

no people will always hear you shoot its just for less recoil and no muzzle flash

[keen mango]

Not even less recoil

[lament barn]

idk what my freind taught me looks cooler

[dim kraken]

So are we just softlocked after completing a quest during the 1000 backend crap or is there a way to get rewards and go onto our next quest

[young cliff]

use to be less recoil, now loud is less recoil

[sullen carbon]

Ah oki, I always get nervous any time I have to shoot unsuppressed

[marble sonnet]

For Punisher Part 5 does the color of the helmet really matter? Not getting credit for kills with the Alpine helmet.'

[dim kraken]

You have to use the 6b47 ratnik

The arctic one cannot be used

Source: wiki

[stray yew]

how long does the flare give you to extract?

[shrewd ivy]

it reduces the sound significantly to like 20 meters and for the ergo alot of people like on gun builds

[lament barn]

nah most pmcs wont rush you unless your near a hotspot or a quest or marked key but its tarkov so still will happen

[shrewd ivy]

dude

wdym

ofc people are gonna push shots

[lament barn]

if their close

[visual sphinx]

not necessarily

[shrewd ivy]

its competly situational

[lament barn]

idk if im in the middle of nowhere no ones kills me unless it's off spawn

[shrewd ivy]

but imo as a p4 tarkov player 90% peop,e will push your shots

[lament barn]

i mean i do that if it's close or a hotspot but most are just questing or camping

[shrewd ivy]

just my opinion

[mental iris]

I think it doesnt have a time limit

[stray yew]

theres no way

[celest crystal]

I need help, i have the lightkeeper exp bug

anyone know what to do?

[lament barn]

yeah people do rush though but you shouldnt be scared to shoot because of it

[visual sphinx]

just don’t stay in the area you shoot loud for too long

[surreal moth]

no

[visual sphinx]

goes even for suppressed unless ur stuck in a fight already etc

[quiet dust]

they're*

[limpid willow]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[topaz patio]

@rotund brook i'm unscrambling your scrambled eggs

[surreal moth]

ouch

i’d go far but never that far

[brittle crater]

We wear the flesh of dead gods

But what did we do to the angels?

[surreal moth]

interesting

🎎

[brittle crater]

On the lord, you better be drinking water tonight.

I'm not playing with you

🤼‍♂️

[surreal moth]

i drink lots of water, believe me. i loveee water

stay hydrated EFT team!!

[brittle crater]

Sounds like something someone who hasn't drank water today would say

I've got my eyes on you

Y'all seem like decent people. Don't go to Interchange tonight

[surreal moth]

i promise i have!

[surreal moth]

understand sir

[rotund brook]

Rescrambling them now

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-aggie-halloweentown-debbie-reynolds-magic-potion-gif-7486497

[topaz patio]

Too bad i cursed them to unscramble the second they hit your tongue

[surreal moth]

oooooo

double, double toil and trouble,
fire burn and caldron bubble!!

let’s larp as witches

[royal sinew]

almost once again lightkeeper then its time to camp customs landbridge for 20 50m pmcs

because fuck using ASVAL above 50m regularly

[limpid willow]

that sounds like such a stupid and boring task

[rotund brook]

Scrambling them with my tongue in a sisyphus boulder type situation now

[royal sinew]

u just need ASVAL PMC kills over 50m but i cba doing it "normally"

its basically going to woods/shoreline and hoping people are stupid otherwise

[limpid willow]

oh i thought they had to be around the landbridge

[royal sinew]

yeah well landbridge is easy long range

and everyone usually goes there

thats why im using it

its not an area quest luckily

[rain wind]

whats going on now, im stuck at the end of raid screen

[topaz patio]

ship of thesus

[royal sinew]

thas just a bug

[rain wind]

no im on the "survived" screen
isnt the bug when you heal and try to go back to menu?

[royal sinew]

idk i just know it bugs

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/수리노을-surinoel-cute-noel-cat-yawn-gif-18437316

take bets @rotund brook do i get banned from work (fired) tmr

[surreal moth]

please don’t

[icy ether]

guys my mic in voip is extremely low. any idea on how to fix

[surreal moth]

there’s a setting

idk what it’s called but it’s not to turn it up, it’s to remove eft from turning your mic down

you just put the setting to “none” or something wherever the sound and mic settings are

[silent hemlock]

❤️

[trail plume]

windows + r type mmsys.cpl go to recording find your mic and put lvl 100

[icy ether]

in windows?

[trail plume]

windows key + R

[surreal moth]

no in game, in the settings

[silent hemlock]

thanks i got error 229 now

[icy ether]

bro thank you so much, my mic was at 7 out of 100 wtf

[surreal moth]

idk what any of that means

glad i could help

[silent hemlock]

[trail plume]

that is audio driver error

[icy ether]

ty ahahhha

[silent hemlock]

those who know

those who grow

[trail plume]

gonna block all spamers here

[trail plume]

wow so much better now

[silent hemlock]

[surreal moth]

why isn’t the sticker working

now it’s working

[silent hemlock]

try licking it

[surreal moth]

ew tastes like finger sweat

[trail plume]

always check that, in my case once a week my windows sets my mic on 80

[icy ether]

that is crazy man, i would sweat it was completely normal just weeks ago when i reinstalled w11. Weirdly in discord worked even with 7 ahahah

[trail plume]

also I forgot to tell you to Go to Communications tab

Set “Do nothing”

[icy ether]

ty man

✅

[surreal moth]

you’re welcome

[keen mango]

Me rn

Is that pfp ai?

[surreal moth]

no gif!!

[surreal moth]

yes

[icy ether]

whats that?

[surreal moth]

i’m sick and TIRED of all the ai slop!

[keen mango]

I do not allow ai

[surreal moth]

thank you something we can finally agree on

[drifting magnet]

I JUST GOT A TANK BATTERY IN THE GARAGE ON LIGHTHOUSE YEAHH

[surreal moth]

good luck getting it back

[keen mango]

I am the best ai hater in this server

[icy ether]

doing shooter born in heaven a fella thought that i was a newbie after seeing my awful coolest-jonas-like aim, and refused to kill me.

no kidding

[surreal moth]

😭

[torn karma]

do we know when the G3 is getting added

also whats up with seasonal accounts, are they out yet?

[violet crystal]

Can anyone link arena discord please?

[surreal moth]

no, i’d say end of summer/fall maybe? OR they’ll throw a big ol wrench in and do it early summer with icebreaker

but i doing that

[surreal moth]

??arena

[reef condor]

Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/EueARD5byy

[violet crystal]

ty ty

[surreal moth]

you are welcomed

[visual summit]

Just had to make a submission for support, bought arena on the wrong account, let’s hope BSG can refund it or instate it on the proper account 😭

[surreal moth]

very unlikely

but worth a shot maybe!

[visual summit]

I hope so man, I’m Canadian so it’s like 50% more expensive for me to buy things in US currency, I saved up quite a bit for this

[old grove]

when did they make red rebel have durability?

[mild viper]

Oilers are up 2 yippee

[rotund brook]

Fed I’m about to offend

[old grove]

is red rebel still infinite uses?

[rotund brook]

Yea?

[old grove]

nice, cheers, just wondering becasue it said 85/85 on flea

[dreamy kestrel]

isnt tarkov going to be ported to xbox in 27?

[old grove]

never know what bsg will change

I'm an old soul mate I played in 2021

everything has changed lmao

[rotund brook]

Guys I finished work, put together some furniture and now I’m having a great time laying down and am about to take a nap

[trim plinth]

Bro

[old grove]

hope you have great rem sleep

[trim plinth]

I’m about to have a nice sleep right about now

Good night guys

[rotund brook]

The guns still shoot bullets no worries so as long as you click heads you’re good

[trim plinth]

[old grove]

haha true, good night brother

[surreal moth]

giant okonomiyaki???

@elfin ruin

[mild viper]

Snooze well

[surreal moth]

sweet dreams bbg

[surreal moth]

sweet dreams bbb

[rotund brook]

Fed you seem like the type of guy to be named Nathan

I’m gonna call you Nathan big man

[surreal moth]

gosh dang it!

[pseudo idol]

whats the weird sounds in dorms? never heard them before

[surreal moth]

describe it

use pig latan

[pseudo idol]

was like a weird continous sound and also like a horn?

[surreal moth]

oh lmao

[mild viper]

Pmc rep sound probably

[surreal moth]

you gained or lost karma

!wiki karma < mod do this

fine i’ll do it myself

[mild viper]

#wiki-chat

[lofty seal]

bruhhh its so stupid there isnt a silencer for the ks 23m

the recoil is so bad

[mild viper]

It doesnt really need one

[surreal moth]

!wiki Karma - https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Karma

[pseudo idol]

nah wasnt the pmc karma sound

[mild viper]

Theres 2 sounds

[surreal moth]

thank you wiki bot!!

[pseudo idol]

yeah wasnt either of them, they sound digital like a computer almost

[surreal moth]

listen to both sounds

someone’s voiping then

[pseudo idol]

pve

[mild viper]

Uh

[surreal moth]

it was a bot voiping then

[mild viper]

Youre crazy

[surreal moth]

^

[tiny flame]

you're mental

[surreal moth]

you’re nuts

[pseudo idol]

friends got a clip i think ,m seeing if he does

[tiny flame]

Nuts berserk

[surreal moth]

freakazoid

i’d sit in a bush all day to hear boat horns i love that sound

and train station chimes

[rotund brook]

Your friends also crazy

Guys Nathan drank the wine

[spice bane]

Train spotting, or spotting of any kind of vehicle is really fun in general

[surreal moth]

i would never drank the wine

[surreal moth]

semi spotting

[spice bane]

I suppose

[surreal moth]

@knotty musk is actually terrified of semis he’s like semiphobic or something

[solid trout]

Assessment Pt1 is done

[surreal moth]

thank you

wait i mean you’re welcome

[thorny apex]

Why is the average tarkov player so fucking unemployed

And i am asking this in the most serious way possible

[surreal moth]

don’t ask that

you should already know, you’re god

[spice bane]

I quit my job because i cant stomach working in a grocery store anymore, so im just a student now with too much time

[thorny apex]

Like genuinly, the average person that kills me has around 5000 hours in this fuckass game

The most i have in any video game is 600

How the fuck can you play a game so long

[surreal moth]

i have 2700 and i got it last year

[spice bane]

Its fun

[surreal moth]

so much fun!

[spice bane]

Thats how

[thorny apex]

Ok but like do you have nothing else to do

[surreal moth]

you clearly haven’t had enough abuse from life yet

[spice bane]

Right now? No actually

[thorny apex]

I wish to reach this level of freetime

[surreal moth]

i work 6-8amish and then typically go to the, gym, come home, then play until it’s time to sleep

[rotund brook]

Don’t wish this upon me🙏

[spice bane]

Its nice but i wish I had a bit more money at times but its fine

[rotund brook]

I lowkey need a job to maintain non-homelessness

[surreal moth]

possibly highkey

[thorny apex]

You clock out, you have no studies, no chores, no pets, no family?

[reef wing]

I've completed the Ref questline to get the TWG melee sword. I have it purchased and equipped in arena. But I don't see it on Ref in the main game. I have him at level 3. Am I missing something?

[thorny apex]

Like fuck i easily spend at least an hour in a day cooking and shit

[surreal moth]

i have family they do everything else for me i’m not responsible enough for that

[rotund brook]

He works at the “doing nothing” club

[thorny apex]

I am fascinated

[surreal moth]

buy food or buy premade meals

[surreal moth]

it’s no much but it’s honest work

[rotund brook]

It’s not honest work but it’s much money👍

[surreal moth]

just takin a little crumb here and there from wells fargo or chase

[thorny apex]

Ok but why is this the average tarkov player

[surreal moth]

we thrive

[spice bane]

Hope you win the lottery twin, no work and no homelessness 🙏

[rotund brook]

Ong

If I win the lottery I’m buying you a new cpu skalenguni

[spice bane]

Omg

[surreal moth]

and i’m very autistic and can’t function in a lot of other life ways other people can, at least, not in a way that is sustainable long term

[rotund brook]

I better win the lottery im gonna get fired for being unable to write English

[surreal moth]

so i find my little pocket in life the manage and thrive how my body and mind can handle it

[rotund brook]

He’s lying he’s literally the unautistic guy

[spice bane]

If i win the lottery id spend a whole year going to every single football game my team plays

[surreal moth]

i think you’re a wonderful englisher

[surreal moth]

made me laugh

still laughing

[rotund brook]

What kind of autistic guy 100%s parcel simulator

[thorny apex]

I played a bit more than usual this month and im wondering if ill be able to pay the power bill as a full time worker

[rotund brook]

What’s your team?

[surreal moth]

OMG i sold the 130k card today!!!

[thorny apex]

[surreal moth]

big ups!

[spice bane]

My profile should be a dead giveaway

[surreal moth]

time to buy a new bicycle

[bitter cedar]

Lets make a basement cave man club! hahaha

[spice bane]

Were talking proper football, not american football

[surreal moth]

excuse you?

[rotund brook]

I don’t know what that means just tell me the name so I can tell other people in chat that that teams the best

[thorny apex]

On another note, do the devs actually try to improve the game or its more like they sit down maybe once a week to actually look at things

[spice bane]

Bodø/Glimt

[bitter cedar]

PC gaming caveman club!

[surreal moth]

there’s like over 400 ppl runnng this company

[thorny apex]

No shot

[gusty hollow]

Is it me or is helmets genuinely useless on tarkov arena only if you’re on enforcer class

[rotund brook]

Bodø/Glimt >>>>>>> Man City

[surreal moth]

BSG is the literal dream of a 3-5 man studio turned massive success

[spice bane]

So true

[tawny berry]

ricochet chance can save you maybe

[surreal moth]

it’s an actually great story

[spice bane]

Its why we beat them 3-1

[thorny apex]

Scamming works well

[surreal moth]

i’d watch a movie about bsg and how nikita did it

like tetris movie but it’s bsg

like animal planet but it’s nikita

[thorny apex]

Oh its quite easy you just charge a lot of money for everything and your playerbase is addicted to your game

[rotund brook]

Yea I don’t know a ton about football but I enjoy watching every now and then

[surreal moth]

can someone laugh at my jokes ugh

[rotund brook]

[royal sinew]

all your jokes suck goodbye.

[spice bane]

Oh yeah, id also go watch F1 races

[thorny apex]

I genuinly thought they would implement a monthly sub on release, in fact im very surprised they didnt

[surreal moth]

you made me laugh again keep it up

[gusty hollow]

Bro that new game trailer that came out saying Nikita was the programmer felt more like a threat than a relief

[surreal moth]

i laugh at everything so it doesn’t mean much

[spice bane]

But id prioritize football

[bitter cedar]

I wonder what is the demographics of people playing this game, especially age

[spice bane]

Become a member of the 30 club

(Every game, home and away in the league)

[surreal moth]

KFC tonight ?

[thorny apex]

Between 25-35 disabled adults living on support money and twitch streaming

[rotund brook]

I’d buy a can of dirt