eft-chat

[vagrant nova]

pineapple on pizza is good !!

[elfin ruin]

Well it’s food, so you eat it and get nutrients from it to survive?

[rotund brook]

Pineapple tube

[crude vessel]

the original ragebait

[glad wadi]

we got a problem buddy

[vagrant nova]

👍

[rotund brook]

Fed eats Hawaiian spaghetti

[elfin ruin]

Yeah we know you have a problem

[crude vessel]

you eat food for nutrients only?

[nova niche]

Geon

[vagrant nova]

in poland they eat strawberry pasta

[glad wadi]

im chill and normal

[nova niche]

Two DaD copypastas just dropped

[crude vessel]

chicken jelly too

[vagrant nova]

fed has taste !!

[knotty musk]

huge dm me them

[glad wadi]

theyre going off in there

[crude vessel]

i might just join the server to spam the copypasta

[vagrant nova]

no

[nova niche]

At least they are creative

[knotty musk]

those are good

[nova niche]

Tarkov copypastas are so lazy

[knotty musk]

yeah

[nova niche]

They reused old copypastas yesterday

[glad wadi]

eye of rah

[nova niche]

Was pathetic

[elfin ruin]

Because Tarkov players are lazy

[crude vessel]

dm me one of those dark and darker i wanna see what its like

[nova niche]

No originality

[knotty musk]

dont do it

[glad wadi]

thunderstruckboi created eye of rah copypasta btw

[nova niche]

Idk you like that

[acoustic otter]

curse of ra is goated tho

[crude vessel]

??

😭

[nova niche]

I miss the barrel

[brittle crater]

Immediately makes my day everytime I see it in here

Almost a staple of this server

[glad wadi]

I wonder if colonel saw

[knotty musk]

he will eventually

[nova niche]

Colonel 100% has u blocked

Im ngl

[brittle crater]

It's time to Zynmaxx and get 200 million combat xp

[knotty musk]

but like can they bring the game up now im sick of this waiting

[glad wadi]

dont say that

[craggy venture]

There’s a Roblox tarkov coming up and it looks good icl

[glad wadi]

get out

[brittle crater]

Hey Alexa, play Heavy Metal by Justice

[nova niche]

Hes still playing roblox

[craggy venture]

Like I might quit the actual game just to play it

[nova niche]

Hop on dark and darker lil bro

[rotund brook]

Nah

Not if I can help it

[craggy venture]

Yall are haters

[nova niche]

Yes

[craggy venture]

Especially geon ☹️

[nova niche]

I am

[glad wadi]

alexa play drake - star67

[elfin ruin]

Yeah go buy your robux my guy

You got some skins to buy

[surreal moth]

roblox ?

[craggy venture]

The .3kdr demon

[nova niche]

Ofc fed shows up

[glad wadi]

its 0.6

[craggy venture]

Tomato potato man

[nova niche]

1.96 k/d btw

[elfin ruin]

Pretty sure Fed being on Roblox is a criminal act given that he’s in his 30s

[nova niche]

My opinion matters more

[surreal moth]

what the hell

[craggy venture]

What’s your Covert level

[surreal moth]

my bully is back

[nova niche]

I have no clue

Prob close to 30 at this point

[glad wadi]

I never played roblox

[craggy venture]

If it’s higher than mine that it don’t matter no more

[surreal moth]

lie

[craggy venture]

He’ll naw your opinion don’t matter no more

[nova niche]

Ignored

[craggy venture]

Mine is only lvl 3

[nova niche]

Lower K/D

Flexxing again rq

[surreal moth]

nothing wrong with covert movement it’s kinda slept on

[glad wadi]

^

[elfin ruin]

I don’t like your clothing

[craggy venture]

This crabber

[surreal moth]

i’m almost about to pass sylvia in hours

[rotund brook]

My covert movement level is 5

[craggy venture]

Mine is lvl 3

[arctic osprey]

mine is lvl 40

[knotty musk]

i already passed sylvia in hours

[nova niche]

I dont like ur anime

[craggy venture]

Wait lemme check syl

[rotund brook]

Ye but you play Roblox

[glad wadi]

arent you like level 5?

[surreal moth]

my friend js got got to 51 the other night

[oblique cairn]

15 run throughs

[craggy venture]

No lvl 3 I don’t caps lock

[surreal moth]

elite covert is insane

[vagrant nova]

i am on a diet rn and i came from the gym and my hunger levels are through the roof 😭 can someone convince me not to binge on like 2K calories rn

[craggy venture]

0 correlation alt

[glad wadi]

eat loads of shit

[elfin ruin]

Type shit

[craggy venture]

Like just play tarkov

[nova niche]

Explode

[vagrant nova]

gotcha will do that 🔥‼️

[craggy venture]

Ignore the food

[nova niche]

Maomao on top

[surreal moth]

anime!

[solid trout]

where is everyone in my lobbies

[glad wadi]

why watch anime when u can watch invincible

[heavy orchid]

anyone know why i cant add the restored arshavin pass to my inventory? even on the quest item stash page its not showing up in my stash??

[nova niche]

Why watch anything when u can DaD

[surreal moth]

why watch that when tiktok and yt shorts?

[glad wadi]

[surreal moth]

homer dropped his donut DOH

[glad wadi]

stop

[surreal moth]

best new audio

[vagrant nova]

think geon think 🗣️

[craggy venture]

Lvl 21 covert movement hell naw

[brittle crater]

50 kc still no fire tome

It's so fucking over chat

[nova niche]

Is that mine?

[brittle crater]

Maybe DaD won't be so bad

[craggy venture]

Yea

[nova niche]

Someone used a TOS site

Ban this man

[craggy venture]

Is that really TOS site

[knotty musk]

yes

[craggy venture]

💔

Bruh

[nova niche]

Mfw using a site that gets info u cant normally get is TOS

[glad wadi]

if u like runescape u like dark and darker

dark and darker is just 3d runescape with gameplay

[knotty musk]

^

tbh

[brittle crater]

I'm literally crying irl right now

[knotty musk]

can they just open the game now im tweaking

[craggy venture]

It’s okay

[brittle crater]

That shit made me laugh way too hard

[nova niche]

Literal brainlet ong

[surreal moth]

lol

[nova niche]

Fed

Dont get me started

[surreal moth]

sylvia is aggressive

[craggy venture]

[surreal moth]

don’t worry i don’t want the smoke

[nova niche]

Good

[craggy venture]

It’s okay

[brittle crater]

If they add woodcutting and agility training then I'm sold

[nova niche]

Uhm

They did add woodcutting

You can chop trees

[knotty musk]

woodcutting is in the game

[brittle crater]

DaD game of the year, no contest

[nova niche]

Agility training is just rogue

[brittle crater]

Step aside runescape

[knotty musk]

just make a build with all the agility stats

[nova niche]

DaD has mining, item crafting, thieving, woodcutting, and combat stats

[glad wadi]

Yeah you can woodcut and mine all day

[nova niche]

Its literally runescape

[brittle crater]

Last time I played I am pretty certain the warlock class was just dominating the game

[glad wadi]

But 3d with gameplay

[knotty musk]

still does tbh

[brittle crater]

Is that still a thing or

[knotty musk]

warlock op

[glad wadi]

It’s pretty balanced rn

[brittle crater]

Fuck

[nova niche]

Warlock is bad cuz Butch played it

[knotty musk]

dominates when i play warlock

[nova niche]

And he kept sandbagging me

[glad wadi]

Butch is a lowly caster with no aura

[nova niche]

Four curse of weakness

FOUR

[knotty musk]

youre both gonna be so jealous when i boot the game up

[glad wadi]

Mfw the third delay hits

[woven fjord]

wouldnt the TOS apply to the person running the site?

[vital sail]

Ksi vs flight rap battle

[craggy venture]

I’m still here

[glad wadi]

Flight not even close

[woven fjord]

hey man whats up

[craggy venture]

You ain’t nothing but a broke

[vital sail]

you aint nothing but a broke boy boy boy boy boy

[craggy venture]

Stop stealing my bars dude

[knotty musk]

imagine if it just let me in

[vital sail]

stop stealing my bars dude

[craggy venture]

Stop stealing bars dude

[vital sail]

stop stealing bars dude

[elfin ruin]

Both the site owner and the site user

[craggy venture]

How long has this game been out even

[glad wadi]

5 years or something

[vital sail]

20 years from how it looks

[craggy venture]

Wtv I want gta 6

[vital sail]

no you dont

[craggy venture]

[elfin ruin]

So far from true

[karmic sleet]

@hollow depot

[craggy venture]

Yeah true I just want space tarkov

[karmic sleet]

[craggy venture]

Why is the fucking ak 50 in arena

Are you tryna hurt my feelings Nikita

[nova niche]

Is it up

Is it up

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

No

[craggy venture]

No it’s down

[glad wadi]

oh fuck

[knotty musk]

It is not up

[vagrant sequoia]

!mute 428967781879250981 Unneccessarily pinging mods for no reason at all

[reef condor]

✅ Muted geon97. indefinitely (Case #205538) (failed to message user: Cannot send messages to this user due to having no mutual guilds)

[craggy venture]

It’s always down

[nova niche]

Lmao

L bozo

[knotty musk]

Bye geon

[craggy venture]

LMAOOO

[vagrant sequoia]

Youre fucking lucky btw

I did type ban

accidentally

[nova niche]

Colonel can u unmute him when DaD goes up

We need our stack

[craggy venture]

Isn’t that the opposite of it

[vagrant sequoia]

You can unmute him yourself whenever you want

[knotty musk]

"Oh fuck"

[elfin ruin]

So never

[nova niche]

Hm

[ivory orbit]

Hello i am new

[vagrant sequoia]

The power is all yours

[craggy venture]

Hi new I’m butch

[nova niche]

@glad wadi I request 3 troll pelts

Then ill unmute u

[ivory orbit]

I wanna buy the game should i buy the basic or with the dlcs ?

[craggy venture]

You shld not

Buy the game at all

[elfin ruin]

There are no DLCs yet

[knotty musk]

bruh

[craggy venture]

He’s talking about unheard and stuff

[knotty musk]

i cant even blackmail geon

[nova niche]

[vagrant sequoia]

Purchase standard edition, and you can upgrade editions at a later date if you want to

[knotty musk]

!unmute 428967781879250981

[reef condor]

✅ Unmuted geon97. (Case #205539)

[ivory orbit]

So does the upgrade help in any way ?

[glad wadi]

so I assume colonel isnt getting on

[knotty musk]

ive got you geon

sylvia played it dirty

LMAO

[nova niche]

LMFAO

[karmic sleet]

can i make obscene language here? or its only mods rights?

[nova niche]

ok

[craggy venture]

Your evil

[vagrant sequoia]

It changes your edition to whatever it was that you upgraded to

[glad wadi]

message received

[woven fjord]

https://store.steampowered.com/dlc/3932890/Escape_from_Tarkov/

[knotty musk]

aura

[nova niche]

That was the best message he coulda sent

[knotty musk]

im laughing so hard

[ivory orbit]

Will the game get discount anytime soon ?

[vagrant sequoia]

Yeah thats steam classing everything as DLC

[stuck hornet]

!mute 428967781879250981

[reef condor]

✅ Muted geon97. indefinitely (Case #205540) (failed to message user: Cannot send messages to this user due to having no mutual guilds)

[knotty musk]

bro

[nova niche]

Ok that was uncalled for

Cmon coxxy

[knotty musk]

what did he do

[nova niche]

!unmute @glad wadi

[reef condor]

✅ Unmuted geon97. (Case #205541)

[topaz patio]

no mutual guilds?

[vagrant sequoia]

!warn 695795615262834699 Caught mod abusing

[glad wadi]

Sorry coxxy

[reef condor]

✅ Warned .coxxy. (Case #205542) (user notified with a direct message)

[topaz patio]

what did ya do with geon lol

[knotty musk]

coxxy trying to be colonel there

thats crazy

[nova niche]

Wild

[stuck hornet]

Geon was rude yesterday

[glad wadi]

who wants it

[knotty musk]

troll pelt

me

i want it

[acoustic otter]

zeppelin pmo

[nova niche]

Retroactively modding?

Kinda crazy Coxxy

[glad wadi]

Coxxy can mute me anytime

[knotty musk]

i could ban you coxxy for that thing you said that one time

[stuck hornet]

He likes it

[nova niche]

TRUE

[knotty musk]

retroactively ban you

[nova niche]

TRUE

[sharp sandal]

i would usually trash on coxxy

[glad wadi]

Coxxy was there when everyone doubted me

[sharp sandal]

But coxxy plays POE2

So im on his side in this instance

[topaz patio]

i could get kwon to ban you, xyph and myself at the same time

[sharp sandal]

NONONONONO

[knotty musk]

a triple kill

why me

[glad wadi]

who called me Peon

[nova niche]

Lmao

[stuck hornet]

I was the only one that had faith in geon

[nova niche]

Squad wipe

[glad wadi]

now im mad

[sharp sandal]

True.

[ivory orbit]

Bought

[nova niche]

Hehehehe

Heheh

Wasnt me

[glad wadi]

troll pelts for everyone

[knotty musk]

im everyone

thanks

[glad wadi]

including colonel

[stuck hornet]

When everyone was calling geon stupid and dumb

[ivory orbit]

Not expensive only cost 13

[stuck hornet]

I got him in vc and played tarkov with him

[nova niche]

I didnt call him stupid and dumb

[glad wadi]

we were clearing customs

[knotty musk]

low iq finds low iq

[nova niche]

I just said he was grating on me

[glad wadi]

they still call me stupid and dumb though

[nova niche]

Now hes my fav chatter

[elfin ruin]

Geon is stupid and dumb though

[glad wadi]

and fat

[stuck hornet]

Lol

[icy aspen]

let us make it easy, everyone is stupid and dumb here, if we still play tarkov bro, we are the dumb ones

[sharp sandal]

Honestly.

[nova niche]

Ok but are those lies geon

[sharp sandal]

Geon is bad.

But Fed outranks him

In PURE stupidity.

[nova niche]

Be honest

[glad wadi]

Im not bad

Im underrated atp

[knotty musk]

so when is the third delay

[nova niche]

Who keeps changing his name lmfao

[elfin ruin]

Geon is half trolling, Fed genuinely has brain damage

[nova niche]

Id rather play with Geon than quite a few folks

[sharp sandal]

Yeah true

[stuck hornet]

Wait is tarkov down

[sharp sandal]

Geon can be normal.

[nova niche]

So he isnt that bad

[glad wadi]

I actually know stuff

[knotty musk]

no coxxy

[sharp sandal]

Fed's normal IS the problem.

[knotty musk]

its dark and darker wipe day

and its been delayed twice now

[stuck hornet]

Disgusting

[nova niche]

If it gets delayed a third time im crashing out

[stuck hornet]

All these other games copying tarkov

[nova niche]

And im not even home

[glad wadi]

Paul has this under control

[icy aspen]

I would not know, I host the game server in my pc all the time anyways

[knotty musk]

youre at work sylvia itll be up by the time youre back

[elfin ruin]

Tarkov would never delay their wipe day patch nuh uh never happened ever

[glad wadi]

Who called me fatteon

[topaz patio]

fed disappointed me big time

[nova niche]

The only similarity is extraction

[stuck hornet]

Paul blart

[nova niche]

You’re just malding ong

[glad wadi]

💀

[stuck hornet]

And the server downtime clearly

[elfin ruin]

And delaying wipe

[nova niche]

Ok that one is fair

Both those

[elfin ruin]

And selling you mtx every season

[nova niche]

But at least they find issues BEFORE wipe

Rather than after

[knotty musk]

^

[stuck hornet]

Reject extraction

Play path of exile

[knotty musk]

the game is flawless all wipe once the servers go up

[nova niche]

I tried to get into POE2

[glad wadi]

its not free yet

[nova niche]

Then someone sent me a chart of a build

And i was so confused and scared

[stuck hornet]

Geon

[nova niche]

I didnt play

[sharp sandal]

nah Sylvia

fr

Those skill trees

You wont use 98% of it

[nova niche]

I think it was sea

Hold on

[stuck hornet]

If u actually wanted to play it I got a spare code

I can hook you up

[sharp sandal]

[knotty musk]

sylvia doesnt have time for that

[glad wadi]

Will you help me

[knotty musk]

dark and darker just wiped

murder trio is busy

[glad wadi]

yeah im gonna be busy for 2 weeks tho

[sharp sandal]

We watch geon try to beat the bloated miller for 5 hours

[glad wadi]

who called me fatteon

[sharp sandal]

Yourself

[knotty musk]

im hungry

[nova niche]

Who was it

Hm

[sharp sandal]

You're so fat you generate your own gravity well

[glad wadi]

Id learn POE2 no problem

[nova niche]

What other mod liked POE2

[glad wadi]

im a gamer

[knotty musk]

can we get fed in poe2

[sharp sandal]

NO

please

Dont get fed into it

[elfin ruin]

Exposed

[knotty musk]

@surreal moth POE2 is so good dude

[glad wadi]

thats the last person I would expect

[knotty musk]

you need to hop on

[sharp sandal]

Fairly sure its Krummel

[nova niche]

Uhm i can check

[pale hollow]

hellooo

[sharp sandal]

OH

@nova niche

[nova niche]

No wast kram

[sharp sandal]

Colonel played it a bit

[nova niche]

Hm

[sharp sandal]

When it came out

[austere obsidian]

just had so much sushi man

[nova niche]

I dont think colone sent me it

[glad wadi]

Colonel plays dark and darker

[nova niche]

I thought it was Seabanana

[sharp sandal]

@vagrant sequoia

[stuck hornet]

Krum plays it

[sharp sandal]

Fact check

[nova niche]

Infact im almosr certain but

[glad wadi]

i feel like ill get muted for your ping

[elfin ruin]

Amanda look we all know you’re an LLM just zip it already

[glad wadi]

i already sent my bank details tho

[vagrant sequoia]

Never will

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

get on

[vagrant sequoia]

No thanks

[knotty musk]

Colonel doesn't have good taste in games

No fun

[vagrant sequoia]

You couldnt pay me to play that shit

[glad wadi]

its free

[sharp sandal]

@nova niche it was colonel btw

THe other mod that played it

#eft-chat message

[pale hollow]

ohhh really??

[stuck hornet]

Id rather watch paint dry than play dark and darker

[sharp sandal]

Slop and Slopper btw

[knotty musk]

Colonel if I sent you 1000 you would play it

Don't lie

[glad wadi]

its like POE2 with gameplay

[vagrant sequoia]

You wouldnt pay me that so no

[surreal moth]

but how did you like road to vostok

[stuck hornet]

I doubt that

[visual portal]

I haven’t played dark and darker since sdf was still in charge and giving the community whiplash with the updates

[sharp sandal]

Road to Vostok is peak

[vagrant sequoia]

Its got a good foundation

[glad wadi]

He fired himself

[sharp sandal]

It has so much fucking potential

[knotty musk]

Paul is in charge now crazed

[vagrant sequoia]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD MODS FOR THE GAME THOUGh

There is literal malware mods lmao

[stuck hornet]

Lmfao

[visual portal]

It’s but I’m kinda over it for a while now

[stuck hornet]

The game itself is malware

[nova niche]

Colonel didnt send it to me

[sharp sandal]

Can we agree coxxy?

[vagrant sequoia]

Someone was making legit mods

[nova niche]

We did talk about Diablo some

[sharp sandal]

Fed is malware.

[austere obsidian]

what game

[stuck hornet]

Yes

[surreal moth]

idk how to download basically anything im safe

[vagrant sequoia]

and then others were reuploading the mods with malware

[glad wadi]

guys dark and darker is free if you wanna try it with me

[austere obsidian]

rent free

[sharp sandal]

We know.

[knotty musk]

They just buffed the free dark and darker account

[austere obsidian]

i’d rather die

[glad wadi]

im a good sherpa

[visual portal]

Speaking of extraction shooters did yall see marauders is apparently having a massive update to change the game up? Imagine them making it good

[nova niche]

Im trying to figure out who tf sent me the POE2 skilltree pic

[vagrant sequoia]

But yeah road to vostok has the bones to be a great moddable game

[austere obsidian]

make geon a tarkov sherpa

[stuck hornet]

Krum

[elfin ruin]

If you mean Fed doesn’t pay his parents any rent then you’re right

[stuck hornet]

It would be el German man

[daring ruin]

actually s joke how the recent update can just make my scope fps worse than before lmao

[nova niche]

Its great

[knotty musk]

What happened to games being good off rip without it needing to be moddable to be good

[glad wadi]

is it still downloaded

[vagrant sequoia]

It is good off rip

[sharp sandal]

Fatheals?

[elfin ruin]

I’m not playing unless you buy it

[vagrant sequoia]

Mods preserve longevity

[glad wadi]

its free

[surreal moth]

dark and darker is just geon slop

[nova niche]

Ooooooo

[visual portal]

Agreed

[wet spindle]

Anyone know why the btr driver dnt give me The Price of Independence quest, after completed Discombobulate.

[knotty musk]

Dark and darker clears every game

[sharp sandal]

OH

[glad wadi]

😭

[sharp sandal]

HE SENT YOU POB

LMAO

[visual portal]

Look at Minecraft mods for crying out loud

[elfin ruin]

False it told me to pay to make characters

[surreal moth]

PLEASE

[stuck hornet]

Hahahaha

[sharp sandal]

Yeah no wonder

[vagrant sequoia]

A game with infinite moddability (eg stalker) lives on forever

[glad wadi]

theyve changed it so now free accounts can make 2 characters

[knotty musk]

You have 2 character slots now chek

[sharp sandal]

Path of Building will look like a fucking ancient tome if you haven't played POE

[surreal moth]

roblox ?

[vagrant sequoia]

Road to Vostok is 100% one of those games

[surreal moth]

minecraft

[vagrant sequoia]

Well

[glad wadi]

its working

[stuck hornet]

path of building is absolutely mind boggling to most people

[vagrant sequoia]

Roblox shoots itself in the foot with nonces

[knotty musk]

W geon

[sharp sandal]

Yep

[vagrant sequoia]

so

[elfin ruin]

And can only access chud dungeons and have no stash space yeah I’ll pass

[sharp sandal]

You won't use 80% of it either as a casual player though lol

[visual portal]

Apparently some Roblox devs are raking in bank

[glad wadi]

we can access all dungeons

[visual portal]

So I can’t blame them

[icy aspen]

блядь...

man what are yall even talking about

[vagrant sequoia]

GTB's brother

[knotty musk]

No one plays anything besides normals anyway

[stuck hornet]

Geon if u ever actually wanna play poe2 lmk I’ve got a code

[sharp sandal]

this is the most active you will ever see EFT Chat for the next 2 yyears

[elfin ruin]

Not playing the free trial demo Xbox 360 version I’ll keep playing RuneScape

[glad wadi]

will do thanks

[knotty musk]

Geons busy coxxy

[vagrant sequoia]

Ask gtb about his brother making roblox stuff

[nova niche]

Is he even here anymore

[surreal moth]

the people who make games? absolutely. insane.

[nova niche]

Fatheal

[visual portal]

Yeah

[glad wadi]

youll pay for this

[visual portal]

I know some are 6 digit +

[sharp sandal]

no @nova niche

[stuck hornet]

A mate of mine used to make games on Roblox

[sharp sandal]

He isn't.

[elfin ruin]

I was just very clear on the fact that I won’t be paying for it

[stuck hornet]

He’s got these expensive Roblox items and I shit u not

[glad wadi]

ill never give up

[stuck hornet]

These Roblox kids got hold of his phone number to try and scam him out of his Roblox items

[nova niche]

IT WAS HIM

ty

[stuck hornet]

It was so funny

[glad wadi]

its free btw

[unique hill]

setup ammo i shud run in my 153?

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi Is it up

[glad wadi]

flechette

[knotty musk]

I'm downstairs

[unique hill]

rocking mp-153 / mp-18

[surreal moth]

lmao

[nova niche]

I also found this very old pic in me and @visual portal DMs, it was when I was loading into labs with no gun and joining random teams, I even had a diff name then

[unique hill]

AP-20 didnt feel super pog

[vagrant sequoia]

Look all im saying

is im gonna introduce my 8yo nephew to fallout new vegas

So

[tropic hearth]

if only ap-20 was as busted on arena as it was on normal eft

[surreal moth]

what made you not grim? don’t know how you could have been even worse

[glad wadi]

get on

[knotty musk]

Worst fallout game to start them on colonel

That's rough

[sharp sandal]

Butch

[tropic hearth]

i had the luxury of saiga with ap-20 on teamfight it was nutty

[sharp sandal]

Shut the fuck up.

[stuck hornet]

Could have at least gave him fallout 4

[vagrant sequoia]

Someone ban butch

4 is shit

[sharp sandal]

Let me do it

[nova niche]

SylviaGrim/SylviaGrimore is my IGN for most stuff, I swapped to Scav for tarkov

[sharp sandal]

No balls

[vagrant sequoia]

im playing it rn

[surreal moth]

!bawn

[vagrant sequoia]

with mods

[stuck hornet]

Fallout 4 is the easiest to understand

[knotty musk]

3 clears

[vagrant sequoia]

only way

3 is shit

[sharp sandal]

Fallout 4 is only good with mods

[stuck hornet]

Agreed

[surreal moth]

makes more sense

[sharp sandal]

Fallout NV is peak

[glad wadi]

Starfield clears

[stuck hornet]

4 > NV > 3

[knotty musk]

3 clears so easily

[visual portal]

Lmaooo

[vagrant sequoia]

3 is bethesdas shitty attempt to compete with new vegas

and it fails

[stuck hornet]

Or maybe actually

[surreal moth]

i saw colonel playing 4

[knotty musk]

What

3 came before new vegas

[visual portal]

3 had some of the best world building, it’s great

[sharp sandal]

F4 With Mods == NV > F4 > F3

[visual portal]

New Vegas was, and is, ass

[nova niche]

My character 3 years ago

[stuck hornet]

4 > NV > 76 > 3

[surreal moth]

set off the nuke

[tropic hearth]

there are so many chinese players i think i know one of these guys

[knotty musk]

Thanks crazed

[glad wadi]

76 😂

[tropic hearth]

binggan means biscuit in chines

[nova niche]

They were on Russian servers back then

I remember the raid

Most fun raid i had

[knotty musk]

Fo3 best

[visual portal]

Only reason people like NV more is because it has newer QOL features, like being able to actually ads

[nova niche]

They all died to a Chinese streamer

[knotty musk]

Yes

[nova niche]

And I camped and killed the streamer

[tropic hearth]

i hope their ping isnt terrible, on cs2 u typically only find chinese players if ur russian if ur like super east russian

[vagrant sequoia]

the fact you actually put 76 on the list means you dont know shit lmao

[sharp sandal]

76 is dogshit

How's your fucking nylon bag

[stuck hornet]

76 is better than 3

[sharp sandal]

[knotty musk]

Coxxy just can't ADS in 3 which upsets him

[stuck hornet]

True

Shit mechanic

[visual portal]

Tale of 2 wastelands fixes that right?

Ez enough

[knotty musk]

Technically yeah

Just play vanilla 3 tho

[stuck hornet]

I’ve been meaning to play through that tbf

Keep forgetting

[visual portal]

I remember all the bugs NV had at launch that pissed me off

Including the corrupting save files

[nova niche]

Tarkov on my vertical monitor

[sharp sandal]

Sylvia.

What the fuck.

[nova niche]

This was 3 years ago

[knotty musk]

New vegas is just orange bland wasteland with ugly shit copy paste buildings

[stuck hornet]

Got the entire stash in 1 screen

[nova niche]

Lol

[dull otter]

Brother. How do you play on this

[visual portal]

Like oh yes let me spend the first half of the game the same exact same way because the devs railroad you down the same damn path everytime

[elfin ruin]

Coxxy gameplay

[dull otter]

I have to know. How do you play on a vert monitor

[nova niche]

I dont

It was a test

[surreal moth]

you’re ruining my morning

[dull otter]

That’s fuuuuuucked.

[nova niche]

And it was great for stash sorting

It was not good for gameplay

[stuck hornet]

My game is way horizontal

[knotty musk]

Is dark and darker up yet

[surreal moth]

no one cares

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi Help

[visual portal]

Oh, you wanna go down a different road? Cazadors. Make it past them? Raiders way higher level than you

Oh wanna go through the quarry? Yeah… have fun

Go through upton or whatever the razed town was and look for the lottery winner. Every. Time.

[tropic hearth]

geforce experience on a mobile device or what is this?

[knotty musk]

Invigorating gameplay

[dull otter]

dies to a scav in reserve talking shit about the game

BSG Slander Will Not Be Tolerated.

[nova niche]

Back when Arena was fun

[knotty musk]

I miss this

[acoustic otter]

shi was not fun gang

[visual portal]

Wait I have a picture

Um

[knotty musk]

It was so peak

[visual portal]

@dry oasis

[tropic hearth]

i was going to say 'actually its still fun' and then i just remembered my last 5 last hero games

[nova niche]

Crazed that is ur pic

[knotty musk]

Wait it says 67

[nova niche]

I stole it from our DMs

[knotty musk]

Twice

[tropic hearth]

YES i love DYING on last hero to people HOLDING ANGLES AND CAMPING

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[stuck hornet]

Wideee

[icy aspen]

idk why prapor always looked turkish to me

[surreal moth]

thank you

[surreal moth]

SO REAL LMAO

[visual portal]

@nova niche this is what I was trying to remember

[solid trout]

FREE ME

GIVE ME ONE MORE KILL NIKITA

[nova niche]

Lmfao

[surreal moth]

“vampire”

[craggy venture]

I remember how annoying vampire was

And that p90 mf

[stuck hornet]

@sharp sandal I spent another mirror on standard on gear for my deadeye

[sharp sandal]

lmao jesus

[stuck hornet]

3 items

Gloves, ring, amulet

[surreal moth]

shame

[tropic hearth]

is it the mustache

[knotty musk]

got the pizza

covered it in mayo

all over

[tropic hearth]

🤢

[nova niche]

2022

[tropic hearth]

what did that say

undelete it

[glad wadi]

If you got a problem with dark and darker then you got a problem with me

[knotty musk]

yeah

it isnt up yet geon

[vagrant sequoia]

damn, bsg would never

[solid trout]

I have snuck into a rat spot in red chalet without shooting a single scav in the place

[knotty musk]

bsg doesnt post announcements

[sharp sandal]

Ight im gonna take a shower, i'll be back in 30

[vagrant sequoia]

exactly so im right

[stuck hornet]

We get delay announcements

[solid trout]

reminds me of that csgo spot

[tropic hearth]

there are a lot

[nova niche]

I used to make such good kits back then

[knotty musk]

bsg delay the servers going back up and still have gamebreaking bugs

dark and darker gets delayed and then gets 0 bugs all wipe

[normal mango]

Is that a scav on top of a scav?

[nova niche]

Thats 2 PMCs

[solid trout]

It was used in a tournament, the one where you could see from CS spawn into just outside T spawn on the map under the bridge

[normal mango]

Hah!

[nova niche]

Me and my scav twinning by accident

Good times

[stuck hornet]

@sharp sandal drip?

[surreal moth]

can’t wait for scav life

[tropic hearth]

bridge ööö oh u mean like olafboost or smt like that? the 3 stack on overpass might be what ur talking abt

[solid trout]

that sounds about right

[nova niche]

Back when M1A was usable

Apparently that was my build

[solid trout]

This is the most spooked I've ever seen a scav

they're spinning 360

[stuck hornet]

M1A is so good now

[knotty musk]

?

[surreal moth]

?

[knotty musk]

so we're lying then

[stuck hornet]

Idk if anyone has tried it since the patch

[tropic hearth]

it is decent but i have not used it in a while

[upbeat lily]

hey question do i have to wait 7 mins to transit for it to count as a survive for the guide ?

[stuck hornet]

No

[knotty musk]

no

[upbeat lily]

cool thx

[solid trout]

ASSESSMENT PART 1 DONE LESS GOOOO

[topaz patio]

0.12.12.30 and 0.13.0

chef kiss

[solid trout]

why remove my emote?

what was wrong with it

[visual portal]

[brittle crater]

🍻

[solid trout]

Scav absolutely dumpstered me right after lmao

[topaz patio]

name is too long

[solid trout]

BUT ITS DONE

[solid trout]

Stupid bot

[tiny flame]

No more celebrating

[brittle crater]

The discord bot is so devious

[visual portal]

Remember, check corners

[tiny flame]

Hi crazed

[visual portal]

Haven’t posted that one in a while so why not

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi ts still aint up

[topaz patio]

it's the most snowflake karen filter i've seen in a long time

[solid trout]

It was so worth staying up for one more

[topaz patio]

rivale only by the among us server

[visual portal]

[solid trout]

That was literally a "just one more" game

[brittle crater]

I've said some of the most tame shit ever and would still get bonked

[visual portal]

Did it wipe btw?

[brittle crater]

Like this one time I typed out one of the voice chat channels and got smacked with a 15 minute timeout

[austere obsidian]

Fatty ate up all the bandwidth

[knotty musk]

yeah its wipe day

[tiny flame]

Howzit been

[visual portal]

[solid trout]

And I'm thankful I splurged a little and brought AP6.3 cause the fucker had T5 armor

[visual portal]

It’s been

[knotty musk]

rogue and ranger rework

[solid trout]

900RPM didn't care, just

[visual portal]

I may hop on it later to see if it’s better or worse

[topaz patio]

that's because the word filter is managed by a 50 year old pink haired "lady" whose primary occupation is being offended

[glad wadi]

It’s nearly up

[tiny flame]

That's gud

[brittle crater]

💀

[knotty musk]

wym nearly up

[austere obsidian]

it’s time for more lighthouse shenanigans

[knotty musk]

i am NOT on

im safe

[surreal moth]

geon is holding onto blind hope

[solid trout]

ITS TIME FOR NO MORE LIGHTHOUSE SHENANIGANS (for now)

[topaz patio]

buh

heal me

[solid trout]

I'M SICK OF THIS MAP

[knotty musk]

yuh

nuh

[solid trout]

IT CAN FUCKING SUCK IT

[topaz patio]

:(

[nova niche]

Buh

Go cleric

Rn

We dont need a ranger

[solid trout]

167 FUCKING RAIDS ON THIS SHITHOLE OF A MAP

[knotty musk]

game isnt up

[austere obsidian]

next time TELL me if you’re on that map when I play

[brittle crater]

All ranger squad match

Do it

[solid trout]

NO MORE

[knotty musk]

i can see about a cleric

[nova niche]

Rangers are getting explosive arrow

[surreal moth]

🙂

[knotty musk]

cleric and ranger

[nova niche]

Nvm go ranger

[brittle crater]

Holy based

But does it have knockback?

[nova niche]

Explode them

[tiny flame]

Can only wonder

[knotty musk]

yeah ranger is gonna be cracked

[topaz patio]

?

[nova niche]

No clue

Its brand new

[tiny flame]

Wonders

[brittle crater]

If it has knockback I will 100% main ranger

[tiny flame]

Whimsicals

[brittle crater]

Exploding someone into a spike trap is just pure tear farming

[topaz patio]

[knotty musk]

i just wanna ice spear geon in the back in a 2v1 again

[brittle crater]

If there is knockback, it will be nerfed quickly

[glad wadi]

[topaz patio]

i want to microwave petrol

[knotty musk]

where is my game

[nova niche]

Geon

[glad wadi]

Ranger already has a knock pack perk

[nova niche]

Lets ditch this guy

[knotty musk]

i ate my pi zza already

[glad wadi]

Okay

[nova niche]

No ice spikes in our back

[knotty musk]

im hungry again

i bought you both the season thing

[glad wadi]

Consider him ditched

[knotty musk]

you cant leave me

[nova niche]

Fuck

Hes right

[glad wadi]

Sorry he did

Sylvia you’re ditched

[sharp sandal]

was in the shower

that goes hard

[knotty musk]

im £24 deep and the servers arent even up

[nova niche]

Waitwait

We’re a trio

U cant ditch me

[knotty musk]

murder trio

[tiny flame]

The thinker

[knotty musk]

im 100% teamkilling accidentally

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

Nearly up !!!

[nova niche]

Just one more delay

Trust

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/roomba-riding-spinning-cat-kitty-gif-17826121

[knotty musk]

LET ME THE FUCK IN

PA UL

[grand sedge]

Lol everyone talking about door and doorer?

[knotty musk]

OPEN THE GAME

[royal sinew]

tarkov servers are fine?

why was i unable to look at insurance

[topaz patio]

they're talking about a lame & boring game

[sharp sandal]

How about you guys bright and brighter?

[austere obsidian]

so a reverse coxxy?

[glad wadi]

Excuse you

[solid trout]

#screenshots message

[royal sinew]

dailies giving me consistent "survive on this location" and its just reserve/labs

[solid trout]

It's. Fucking. Done. Fuck this shithole of a map.

[royal sinew]

my favorite "I CANT FUCKING EXTRACT PROPERLY" maps

[vagrant nova]

W

[jade copper]

Labrys?

[solid trout]

Reserves easy

[royal sinew]

500 timegates+labs players.

[solid trout]

Don't go in with bag. Take sewer exfil. W.

[solid trout]

Worse. Lighthouse

[grand sedge]

[royal sinew]

500 bunkhouse spawns

[jade copper]

Lightkeeper? I need to do him too

[solid trout]

167 raids straight of lighthouse. This has been the only quest I'm working on.

[knotty musk]

a wise man once said

[sharp sandal]

no shot

That last kill did NOT take you 3 hours

[royal sinew]

i had to run people down at chalets it wasnt fun for me either

[solid trout]

I despise labs but even I'm in ap osition where I'd accept labs just for a change of pace.

[surreal moth]

that man is not wise

[solid trout]

It's OCE past midnight

[nova niche]

Dont make geon mad

You’ll regret it

[solid trout]

It fucking sucks here. You can match in 30 seconds then go an entire raid without a single sign of life.

[sharp sandal]

@glad wadi dark and darker sucks

[elfin ruin]

Larp and larper

[solid trout]

Not even the pscavs show up most of the time

[surreal moth]

level 0 rage bait

[glad wadi]

20k hours in war thunder opinion denied

[nova niche]

Lmfao

[surreal moth]

God DAMN

[royal sinew]

@solid trout im currently like 10+ raids deep into peacekeeping not because scavs are hard to find but because now suddenly everyone is here for pvp

[sharp sandal]

Your brain is Level 0 rage bait.

[knotty musk]

he just got cooked

[solid trout]

It's done. Hopefully theres no more arbitrary kill quests on lighthouse.

[floral edge]

crazy if true ngl

[vagrant nova]

butch stinks btw

[sharp sandal]

its only 13k 😭

[knotty musk]

ill let this slide

[glad wadi]

[nova niche]

Wild

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[sharp sandal]

BRO ITS NOT THAT BAD

[knotty musk]

we're all waiting for dark and darker to come up. I won't hold it against you viinex

tensions are high

[solid trout]

I'm so happy you have no idea

[sharp sandal]

13k hours in War thunder, 7.4k in Tarkov

[nova niche]

Its coming soon

It has to be

[vagrant nova]

love u too buddy

[nova niche]

[vagrant nova]

doing assessment 2 now

[solid trout]

167 fucking raids of lighthouse. 167. I'm crying. I'm free from this bullshit

[sharp sandal]

Its waiting for you before servers come up

obviously

[knotty musk]

i already spoke to lightkeeper today

[solid trout]

I actually can't wait to go labs, that's how fucked I am from this.

[knotty musk]

youre slow af

[vagrant nova]

that mf that killed me while i had the altyn on left NO crumbs

[solid trout]

I'm a woods main

[vagrant nova]

thank u

[solid trout]

AND I DIDNT FUCKING CHEESE IT

NOT ONCE. I DID IT LEGIT

Even made friends along the way, found 2 squads to play with

I HELD STRONG DESPITE THE BULLSHIT

[kindred lichen]

bro is it an coencidence when me and my guys lag as soon as smone pushes

[sharp sandal]

its only a game

[solid trout]

Let me have this

[vagrant nova]

im on 120 ping on RU West servers

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-judge-seth-debate-gif-5326778615713644838

[solid trout]

I've never done lightkeeper before. I ran lighthouse a collective 5 times ever before trying to do assessment pt1

[surreal moth]

there’s a severe conflict of interest

[knotty musk]

ngl i might just die

[solid trout]

Not since 1.0. ever

[knotty musk]

of old age

[sharp sandal]

no

[solid trout]

Too late I already have it

[surreal moth]

yeah well it looks like you already have buddy

[sharp sandal]

You're already 98% of the way there gramps.

[solid trout]

I'm fucking elated right now

[surreal moth]

mine was better

[sharp sandal]

nah i took it back fr

[knotty musk]

how old are you xyph

like 21

22

[solid trout]

You took back the temu knockoff my cousin ordered.

[vagrant nova]

thank GOD assessment part 2 is easy asf

[sharp sandal]

Younger than you Mr Walking Fossil

[knotty musk]

fed is older than me

[unique agate]

Dark and darker maintenance almost done 🗣️🗣️ spread the word

[sharp sandal]

Don't forget your mobility scooter on streets aight

[solid trout]

Exactly. Part 3 should be decent for me too cause I don't use stims and have just been hording them

[knotty musk]

what does almost done mean

[unique agate]

Im 23 guys yall are babies

[sharp sandal]

im 21

you're old.

[vagrant nova]

i need to go labs for that FUCK

[unique agate]

Idk 15 mins ago they said theyre almost ready

[solid trout]

if you have the stims you just need to kill raiders

[knotty musk]

i started dating my girlfriend when you were 14 💀

[sharp sandal]

why you gotta word it like that

[reef wing]

Anyone have any recommended early and mid game 1.0 guides. Even with my leave of absence from the game. I don't need the barney style basics. More or less new best practices for trader leveling, tasking, money making, and effective budget kits.

[solid trout]

fuck I don't have enough stims

[knotty musk]

because youre still a fetus

[surreal moth]

lmfao

[sharp sandal]

If you want a shit ton of guides then just go check pestily and gigabeef's channel

[unique agate]

Bruh

[solid trout]

Don't give prapor the case unless you're going for survivor.

[surreal moth]

[unique agate]

Gigabeef is all you need bro

[nova niche]

I gave him the case for achievmeent

[pallid talon]

If I’m doing savior for the btr quest I forgot do I do only btr driver quests or do I do the ones for skier too?

[nova niche]

Even tho i am doing savior

[sharp sandal]

Otherwise @reef wing, go to #beginners-assistance or #beginners-chat

[sharp sandal]

Its not a bad strat

[floral edge]

but hes a fat balding chud

[sharp sandal]

If you want early LK

[knotty musk]

guy talking shit meanwhile he needs a permanent guitar hero video/actual game on his screen at all times and has tarkov in windowed mode to allow it

[sharp sandal]

Early lightkeeper is kinda nice

[nova niche]

Just get to price of independence and side with BTR driver

[sharp sandal]

Shush mr fallen ending

[knotty musk]

you got the most common ending

[solid trout]

I gave him case way back before we knew the story, and I had missed kerman's note

[sharp sandal]

I got two of them lol

Nearly on a 3rd one

[reef wing]

I thought with the new breakdown on the endings flow chart. You could still get the savior ending as long as you worked with kerman. Whether you gave the case to prapor or not.

[knotty musk]

idk i think its something to do with that girlfriend i have

[sharp sandal]

[solid trout]

You can, but if you give it to prapor you have to get it back off lightkeeper

[knotty musk]

you dont know what women are xyph its ok

[pallid talon]

You can get it with or without giving to him

[sharp sandal]

i dont

and honestly im okay with that lol