eft-chat

[knotty musk]

lets go geon

we dont need her

[sharp sandal]

@topaz patio you american?

[vagrant nova]

2pm for me

[sharp sandal]

[nova niche]

Wow

Ok

I see

[harsh shell]

just kiss already

[unique agate]

thats so mean butchingo

[vagrant nova]

he is hungarian 🗣️

[nova niche]

Isn’t like I was hyped or anything

[glad wadi]

who wants to be in my stack

[nova niche]

Wasnt like I set aside other activities for this

[harsh shell]

im australian

[nova niche]

[unique agate]

you sure you wanna play with the .51 kd tarkov player

[sharp sandal]

betrayal runs deep you should fire 8 ICBMs at their house in vintage story or smth

[glad wadi]

im goated btw

[vagrant nova]

5.7 kd btw

[glad wadi]

ohhh tarkov Kd ohh geon your a bot wait he just 3v1d

[nova niche]

Butch actually hates me

[unique agate]

im gonna book a flight to us to play dark and darker with you if i dont get deported by ice

[sharp sandal]

wtf butch

[glad wadi]

wait hes soloing troll

[nova niche]

I still gotta practice bosses

Pvp? Im a godbm

Bosses?

I get my shit rocked

[unique agate]

real

[glad wadi]

new inferno boss

[vagrant nova]

just use rpd

[unique agate]

the only one i attempted to learn was troll

[glad wadi]

bosses are rhythm fights

[nova niche]

I beat the new boss on that dwarf map first try

Mainly cuz my one trio partner was a god

And i just spammed banner

[unique agate]

wasnt the new boss just ass hitting simulator for 10 minutes

[nova niche]

Yeah

[glad wadi]

never even seen it

[nova niche]

With harsh aoe damage

I beat it once

Died to it once

[unique agate]

this wipe im gonna get an artifact

[glad wadi]

they added another big fat boss

to inferno

[unique agate]

usually leave when ssf ends

[nova niche]

Was that your streamer item?

[glad wadi]

ouch

are u saying im a streamer level player

[nova niche]

Yes

[glad wadi]

thanks

[nova niche]

But also 500 lbs

[topaz patio]

Not to my knowledge

[glad wadi]

i lost 100 pounds

[sharp sandal]

lucky

[nova niche]

My god

Hes cooking

[topaz patio]

I can't stand most americans. they're obnoxious and annoying

[polar jetty]

bruh died due greed on labrys killed 3 pmc looted all goop and died to trip wire 💀

[solid trout]

PMC eliminations only give 120xp?

[unique agate]

hop on sea of thieves

[glad wadi]

hop on windrose

[vagrant nova]

BASED ?

[unique agate]

need some hourglass swabbies to fight

[solid trout]

I'M ONE AWAY FROM ASSESSMENT PT1 COMPLETION

[sharp sandal]

I agree, i'm only friends with like 5 americans lol

[topaz patio]

especially the ones in eft-chat

[nova niche]

I havent played SoT since it launched

Mainly cuz

[sharp sandal]

Other ones i just can't talk/play with because of timezones

[glad wadi]

hop on Kyora

[nova niche]

I would spend like 3 hours grinding out chests

Just for game to DC randomly

And wipe all my loot

[crude vessel]

i like them actually, the americans in this server are pretty nice and talkative

[unique agate]

welcome to sea of thieves

[sharp sandal]

Congrats lad

Good luck

[unique agate]

that doesnt happen anymore

[nova niche]

Frick you!!!!!

[ornate nymph]

where is best to find cultists?

[unique agate]

even tarkov NA is super chill

i find it much more casual when im late night gaming

[crude vessel]

no idea what this means

[topaz patio]

i can count on 2 hands, the ones i'm willing to talk to

[topaz patio]

server member count

[sharp sandal]

Eh its not really an americans-online timezone atm

[nova niche]

You have two hands?

[unique agate]

people are open to interactions and labs is playable

[glad wadi]

I love america

[sharp sandal]

East coast its 8 AM and West coast its 5 AM.

[glad wadi]

lets go lakers !!

[crude vessel]

honestly god bless america

[nova niche]

Maybe chat isnt so bad

Im still mad at butch tho

[crude vessel]

would we have tarkov without america? probably not

[crude vessel]

hang on thats a good thing

[vagrant nova]

we would have world peace lmao

[glad wadi]

he knows that if we're both in the stack hes not getting any kills

[sharp sandal]

uhm acksually we'd liekly naut hav de intehrnat widout ameriKA

[topaz patio]

@crude vessel take sylvia into account, for example.
she's stinky

[sharp sandal]

OUCH

BURN

[nova niche]

Take larry into example

[vagrant nova]

😔✋

[nova niche]

Hes a disgraced and poor nobleman

[sharp sandal]

[nova niche]

Such shame

[knotty musk]

im gonna have the enemies slimed before the fighters can even get close

[crude vessel]

spawncamping wow

[glad wadi]

reality you get them all low and we take all the kills and credit

[topaz patio]

You mistake 'disgraced' with 'impoverished', miss native english speaker !

[knotty musk]

just got my V3 flashdrive

[sharp sandal]

gg congrats butch

[glad wadi]

and then start flaming you for it

[knotty musk]

always was this way when i was warlock

[nova niche]

I cant say what i wanted to say butch

[unique agate]

guys you need to check out brainrot uber ig reels

[sharp sandal]

u have lightkeeper in less than 8 hours

[solid trout]

I almost got his friend but I'm 100% sure I was one shot off killing him but he got me

[sharp sandal]

[unique agate]

best videos ever

[glad wadi]

i can already hear the sound of butchs arrows hitting my spine

[unique agate]

my brain is rotted but its fun to watch

[nova niche]

Ill tell Geon and geon can laugh with me

[sharp sandal]

I actually used to have a friend that lived in new york, i always wanted to travel to america, but that plan's been scrapped

[glad wadi]

can i say it

[nova niche]

No sorry

[glad wadi]

[sharp sandal]

I do wanna go to new york at some point tho, kinda curious what its like as a tourist

[nova niche]

Just laugh at butch

[knotty musk]

my ranger skills are gonna be exceptional

like

[elfin ruin]

No you don’t

[glad wadi]

hahaha idiot

[knotty musk]

theyre gonna be 5% hp before you get to them

[crude vessel]

i want to go on a road trip in america, like in the movies type shit

[unique agate]

play melee ranger butch

you dont have the balls

dont forget rations and campfire expert

[glad wadi]

I want to go to new orleans

[sharp sandal]

fair

[unique agate]

there is a house in new orleans

[glad wadi]

thats my nba team

[sharp sandal]

gg bitch

[knotty musk]

cant believe sylvia would call me that

thats crazy

[crude vessel]

what are you producing

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi do we need sylvia

[knotty musk]

access to lightkeeper island

[glad wadi]

we dont need her cause she never played last season

[crude vessel]

i see

[knotty musk]

ez abandoning then

[glad wadi]

we are the duo we just allow people to join

they werent there in the trenches

[sharp sandal]

vc empty

granted im currently in a team meeting, but still

[knotty musk]

geon will be missing my heals as well

when im not druid

i saved him many times against pirate king

no tree guy to finish off the cyclops

[elfin ruin]

No way you’re back on that slop

[knotty musk]

it wipes today chek

[sharp sandal]

Slop and Slopper

[glad wadi]

[nova niche]

Thats so untrue

I did play

Wdym

We literally won

[topaz patio]

no incentive to use vc

[sharp sandal]

smh

[timber citrus]

why are people running 3 man scavs on factory lol

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

You play 100 games

[sharp sandal]

[timber citrus]

im using an sr-m and my gun overheats after not even half a mag

[nova niche]

Thats more than 0

[keen mango]

Wait she’s a she?

[nova niche]

Supposedly

[crude vessel]

her shee

[devout vessel]

So I’m doing setup and camping crossroads why HAS NO ONE EXTRACTED in 30 minutes

[crude vessel]

liek the choalte

[proven hawk]

Do you still get rep for doing car extracts? Don't see the rep increase thing in the post raid screen anymore

[keen mango]

What’s true so I know what to call you

[nova niche]

Call me Pro Gamer

[sharp sandal]

[timber citrus]

cant do secured perimiter if its only player scavs the entire raid like what the fuck

[vital sail]

why do scavs have eagle eyes

[nova niche]

Hi “xyph”

[crude vessel]

you a homo ngl

[sharp sandal]

yeah true

[keen mango]

Okay pro gamer

[sharp sandal]

You should just call me butch

Me and butch have the same first name

[devout vessel]

HAHA well answer the question

[nova niche]

Thanks gamer

[knotty musk]

we do have the same first name

its a real shame tho

[sharp sandal]

It is

[nova niche]

Hes told me his first name

But im ngl

I forgot

[knotty musk]

someone like you having my name is crazy

[sharp sandal]

Imagine having someone like me attached to you by having a name like that

i feel bad for you honestly

[knotty musk]

ik

[nova niche]

Butch whats ur name again so i can add it to a note

[crude vessel]

i dunno just pvp bro

[vagrant nova]

yall should battle it out

[knotty musk]

Dylan

[nova niche]

Thats two different names

[crude vessel]

butch?

[sharp sandal]

yeah nah i was bullshitting

its dylan

[nova niche]

Nvm im sticking with Buh

[sharp sandal]

SPELT THE CORRECT WAY

AND NOT THE DUMB WAY

[nova niche]

Buth

The classic

[knotty musk]

yuh

[nova niche]

Buth

[crude vessel]

butt

[keen mango]

Dylan Butch?

[vagrant nova]

Dihlan

[nova niche]

Dillan

[unique agate]

yo the mk12 on marksman feels so fucking good

never would have guessed id enjoy a burst fire rifle

[vital sail]

fire. whats the opposite of fire? water. what does water turn into when frozen? ice. what does ice make? iceberg. where is an iceberg shown? thick of it

[glad wadi]

Dylans such a chud name

[vagrant nova]

i thought this server was 13+

[knotty musk]

?

[vagrant nova]

i like it !

[glad wadi]

my best friends called dylan

not butch tho i hate him

[vagrant nova]

every person in the uk is either named matthew dylan or michael

[knotty musk]

explosive arrow to your throat

[vital sail]

are you in the thick of it

[vagrant nova]

stop

[vital sail]

couple bartholomews and lancelots

[glad wadi]

can we ban someone for posting KSI quotes

[vagrant nova]

^

[glad wadi]

surely its breaking some rules

[vital sail]

wheres my crown? thats my bling

always drama when i ring

[keen mango]

Can we ban all Brit’s?

[vital sail]

^

[glad wadi]

no the full mod team is british

[tranquil coral]

whats the quest to unlocking bigger pockets as eod[

[acoustic otter]

surely ksi quotes is text abuse

[crude vessel]

does everybody know?

[keen mango]

Not John or fokka

[vital sail]

@packgod humble him 😂 💀

[acoustic otter]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Patterns

[acoustic otter]

packgod crazy

[tranquil coral]

thx

[crude vessel]

is it eod only

[nova niche]

Its ok Dillan

[acoustic otter]

no

[nova niche]

I dont hate you

[glad wadi]

stack turned on me

[keen mango]

No

[nova niche]

Untrue

[keen mango]

Do you hate me today

[nova niche]

You gotta carry us thru troll

[nova niche]

Too early to tell

Will see

[glad wadi]

im so goated

[vital sail]

you know who wouldnt turn on you?

[vagrant nova]

why are u hating on dill pickle

[keen mango]

Okay

[glad wadi]

im in the thick of it everybody knows

[nova niche]

Geon hold on

[glad wadi]

you got me

[keen mango]

Can we mute him

[nova niche]

You’re always in the thick of it

[chrome fog]

CQC Osprey isnt a good T5 Rig, right? Its cheap, but its 15.9 Kg. Any better option?

[nova niche]

Yawn

[glad wadi]

[keen mango]

Please mute him for that

[acoustic otter]

its pretty nice, bagariy is lighter but osprey has more protection

[crude vessel]

should i sell antique vase

[glad wadi]

yes

[chrome fog]

but im overweight already when i put it on haha

[glad wadi]

if its purple you sell it

unless its a gpu cause gpus arent purple you sell them too

[lofty jolt]

You're my holiday

[elfin ruin]

So we sell you?

[nova niche]

Not worth

Maybe 7£

[unique agate]

he is more than 7 pounds

[vagrant nova]

he is like 15 stones

[vagrant nova]

is it FIR ?

[glad wadi]

im 13 stones

[nova niche]

Times it by 700

[vagrant nova]

no geon you are beautiful

if its FIR i think u need the vase for a quest

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-seasons-greetings-cat-lazy-cute-gif-15888328

[unique agate]

exactly

[vagrant nova]

ragman or so

[glad wadi]

OH BROTHER !!! THIS GUY STINKS!!!!

[unique agate]

brb gang gonna suffer in blastgang trying to get my nade kills

[vagrant nova]

bruh 😒✋

[glad wadi]

if its purple you sell it !!!!

if you think about it the games loot would be really boring if twitch and streamer items didnt exist

just a thought

[keen mango]

I wish they weren’t canon

[unique agate]

yeah

[vagrant nova]

its already pretty boring cuz u have almost no stake

[glad wadi]

yeah if ur a 10k hour prestige chud

[vagrant nova]

just shove a gpu or keycard up ur bum and boom

[keen mango]

If they weren’t canon it would be better

[glad wadi]

i still experience happiness when playing

[keen mango]

But the btr confirmed it was

[timber citrus]

gpu doesnt pay for my ammo or L6 plates or stims or time wasted

[keen mango]

Nothing pays back the time you wasted

That’s why you simply enjoy it

[vagrant nova]

loot mattered in hardcore wipe

[nova niche]

Remove secure container

Remove flea

[keen mango]

I’m gonna try my own hardcore wipe

[nova niche]

Remove PScavs

[knotty musk]

!reminders

[reef condor]

❌ No reminders

[nova niche]

Remove Geon

[glad wadi]

?

[nova niche]

Then its a good game

[keen mango]

It’s gonna be hardcore iron man perma death

[vagrant nova]

maybe not the SC but definitly make the flea restrictive

[knotty musk]

!remindme 1h30m DSPT done yippieee

[reef condor]

✅ I will remind you in 1 hour, 30 minutes at Apr 28, 2026 at 14:10 UTC

[nova niche]

Gotta remove u from Tarkov so u focus on DaD

Pretty simple

[topaz patio]

@frail pivot get out of my match

[keen mango]

I’m feeling evil when I wake up

[nova niche]

Hes playing arena?

Wtf

[topaz patio]

he is

[glad wadi]

dark and darker is getting shut down on the 30th

[topaz patio]

and my team sucks so i left

[knotty musk]

stop saying this geon

[unique agate]

you wish bro

[nova niche]

Im ngl

[vagrant nova]

richard whats ur ign ?

[nova niche]

If DaD was gonna be shut down

[unique agate]

it aint anymore since sdf left so now the game is in good hands

[vagrant nova]

i think i played with u

[topaz patio]

same as my discord username

[crude vessel]

ya

[nova niche]

Woulda happened years ago

[unique agate]

how is the playerbase even?

[knotty musk]

final ruling on 30th

[unique agate]

did it ever recover from all the drama?

[nova niche]

So he actually left left?

[glad wadi]

basically iron mace had to pay nexon 6 million dollars cause they used memories from when they worked at nexon to make dark and darker and the retrial is on the 30th so basically its over

[keen mango]

gourmandious?

[frail pivot]

lol

[unique agate]

he is on a different project now but still overlooks dad

[knotty musk]

they were found to be using trade secrets to make dark and darker

[unique agate]

paul is now the big guy of dad

[glad wadi]

no they used memories

[topaz patio]

mayhaps, i leave unfruitful matches all the time
cba to waste time

[frail pivot]

didnt u leave the matcch=

[knotty musk]

and the final ruling is in 2 days

[unique agate]

nexon is still trying in court? lmao

[nova niche]

Pre sure their update said it wasnt evidence that proved it

[topaz patio]

i did, waste of time with those teammates

[vagrant nova]

same here twin

[nova niche]

Just them saying stuff

[glad wadi]

it was memories

[frail pivot]

lol, tought it would be higher standards xD

[topaz patio]

indeed

[glad wadi]

they had to pay 6 million cause they used experience at work

[vagrant nova]

if all 3 points are capped by the enemy in the first 2 mins i just leave lmao

[keen mango]

Beautiful name

[nova niche]

@frail pivot i saw u typing

Get back here

[topaz patio]

day time non-weekend eu players suck major arse

[nova niche]

Oh u did type

[glad wadi]

hes not purple now

[nova niche]

I was so used to ur purple name..

[knotty musk]

norway 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 man 🗣️

[glad wadi]

🗣️

[acoustic otter]

🇳🇴

[frail pivot]

❤️

[nova niche]

Also

[glad wadi]

REMINDER: MrRamstad killed me in dorms !

[nova niche]

Norway more like

Doorway

[keen mango]

Not shocked

[topaz patio]

poorway*

[vagrant nova]

doorway man 🗣️

[nova niche]

You’re one to talk

Nobleman

[acoustic otter]

alright buddy

[keen mango]

Okay I can’t be evil anymore I don’t like it

[frail pivot]

atleest we dont leave matches xD

[knotty musk]

ZERO ramstad disrespect will be tolerated by me

[topaz patio]

If you keep calling me that you ought to address me correctly

[glad wadi]

youre banned from the stack

[topaz patio]

I don't see how that's a w in your regard, unfruitful matches are a waste of time

[acoustic otter]

u shouldve carried harder

[keen mango]

Im sorry I disappointed you ill try harder next time

[glad wadi]

im in the thick of it everybody knows 🔥 🎶

[vagrant nova]

geon literally kills mfs over a bronze lion

[frail pivot]

spirit of the game, leaving ur teamates hanging, thats a big L in my pov

[vagrant nova]

u gotta be evil brotato

[topaz patio]

my teammates?

those are not my teammates lol

[keen mango]

I can’t

[nova niche]

So true

Even if its a loss u stick it out

[solid trout]

@BigSneed +rep, honorable duel

[topaz patio]

lest i que with them, they're randoms who happen to not be able to kill me

[keen mango]

Must be a eu thing only

[topaz patio]

if you're with mates, yes

[keen mango]

I rarely see my na teammates leave

[topaz patio]

with randoms.. who gives

[knotty musk]

there was a sherpa that left a game after going 6-28 in a checkpoint

[nova niche]

Larry Seabanana and Butch are the kings of leaving mid match

[solid trout]

The one time I bring a .366 weapon both my targets are wearing vulkan-s

[keen mango]

Wait I need to ask do sherpas get in game icons on arena?

[frail pivot]

for me its the principle

[knotty musk]

yes

[nova niche]

Ram is right

[acoustic otter]

even if u lose the match u can still kill farm so everyone knows whos the goat around these parts

[keen mango]

That’s sick I was in a match with one

[frail pivot]

this is just sad

[timber citrus]

yeah nah its mostly the time wasted

[nova niche]

I hate when folks leave on me mid game

So i dont do it to them

[glad wadi]

i hate when mrramstad kills me in dorms

[frail pivot]

❤️

[nova niche]

Ive never faced Ram

[timber citrus]

dude i have like 5k hours and i feel like i peaked a long time ago in terms of just pure gunplay and idk what to do

[nova niche]

In an authentic matchup

[topaz patio]

no obligation to stick with randoms

[timber citrus]

i be losing so many fights cuz im just ass

[glad wadi]

i hit him 30 times with the p90 too

[frail pivot]

hopefully u never will

[nova niche]

The dont queue with randoms idk what to tell ya

[keen mango]

That doesn’t mean you don’t play it out?

[nova niche]

As Ram said its the principle

[keen mango]

What if you would have won if you stayed

[nova niche]

I dont like when folks leave on me, so i dont leave on them

[keen mango]

Now you left your teammates to die and lose

All because you can’t enjoy a match

[glad wadi]

but its arena? not like its real or anything

[keen mango]

Doesn’t matter

[nova niche]

Do you not understand what a principle is

Or

[keen mango]

You don’t half ass something

[acoustic otter]

wait

is seabanana british

[keen mango]

Finish what you started regardless if the outcome

[nova niche]

No

[glad wadi]

if a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to see it did it really happen

[nova niche]

He isnt

[acoustic otter]

oh

[keen mango]

Yes it did

[nova niche]

Yes cuz it fell

[acoustic otter]

i was tryna make a correlation to being british and leaving matches

[glad wadi]

you dont know that

[nova niche]

You said so urself

“If a tree fell”

[glad wadi]

it could have spawned already fallen

[topaz patio]

i'd like to not do that but have to

[nova niche]

It fell

[keen mango]

Same lmao

[topaz patio]

why would i play it out if i stand to gain next to nothing

[acoustic otter]

i still think its true tho

[nova niche]

Issue is finding folks who regularly play arena lol

[keen mango]

You gain the right to brag about it

[austere obsidian]

im right here

[keen mango]

I do

[nova niche]

Ew

Why

[keen mango]

It’s actually enjoyable once you realize you don’t need to try hard all the time

[acoustic otter]

no way we playing arena just to play

[topaz patio]

issue is finding people i can stand playing with

[keen mango]

It’s not always about winning

[acoustic otter]

if u aint winning whats the point

[topaz patio]

people that don't betray you

[keen mango]

It’s about enjoying the game

[topaz patio]

brag about having wasted my time?

[acoustic otter]

winning is enjoying

[keen mango]

Brag about winning a match that you were losing at the start

[keen mango]

Yes it adds to it

[topaz patio]

or i can just go next

and not sweat my arse off

for undeserving cunts

[nova niche]

Sounds like u just shouldnt play then idk

[keen mango]

But if you only play for winning then you aren’t enjoying the game for what’s its meant for

[acoustic otter]

we need to bring back ranked for larry

[vagrant nova]

why did they remove ranked ?

[topaz patio]

hey would you look at that

[acoustic otter]

cuz it sucked

big dih

[topaz patio]

just left another match

[nova niche]

Cuz rank actually meant nothing

[acoustic otter]

love of the game

[nova niche]

You could be D ranked facing A ranks

[keen mango]

These Brit’s and leaving

[acoustic otter]

it was literally just win +25, lose -25

[unique agate]

i hope ranked will be actually good in arena now

and that its only blastgang

[acoustic otter]

didnt matter if u perforemd well or not

[nova niche]

It prob wont

[vagrant nova]

ohh thats stupid

[unique agate]

with limited weapon selection

[nova niche]

I shit u not

[unique agate]

no crutch weapons

[nova niche]

We were a party of 3 D ranks, 2 C ranks

[topaz patio]

not really, i'm being forced to play with idiots hellbent on bumrushing their spawncampers until they rn out of ammo

[vagrant nova]

they should implement it back tho

[nova niche]

And faced the best team in the world

[acoustic otter]

what game mode

[nova niche]

They were top ranked

[acoustic otter]

cpt?

[nova niche]

On leaderboard

[vagrant nova]

😭🥀

[topaz patio]

the only playable one, checkpoint on fort

[acoustic otter]

holy goated

[nova niche]

on fort

Zzzzzzzz

[acoustic otter]

forts the goat

[nova niche]

Bay 5 CPT goated

[vagrant nova]

fort goated

[keen mango]

True

[acoustic otter]

ion wanna hear ts

[vagrant nova]

i like bay 5 aswell

[nova niche]

Bay 5 is the goat

[vagrant nova]

all CPT maps are lowkey good

[solid trout]

It's weird to think how I'm not honorable enough to be above ratting and exfil camping, but I am honorable enough to respect a melee duel and not pull out a gun (first, at least)

[topaz patio]

i would have some special words for people spawn camping (especially when it's the sherpas that cry about camping every 2 seconds)
but kwon would be super madge so

[acoustic otter]

?????

[vagrant nova]

what

[topaz patio]

it's a rat eats rat world mate

[crude vessel]

#screenshots message is ts kit good

[vagrant nova]

bro is mad i dont wanna glaze fort 🥀

[unique agate]

they need to rework how nades work in blastgang

[keen mango]

Okay sorry Larry for being rude

[nova niche]

I tried to honor some guys request for a melee fight

[acoustic otter]

it aint even bout fort

[nova niche]

But i forgot to add a melee to a new class cuz of point changes

[vagrant nova]

iceberg?

[acoustic otter]

and u already glazed it

[solid trout]

Just had a melee fight for my last kill. I "won" but his death shadow ate it and he managed to land two on me back to back

[topaz patio]

i don't know what you're referring to

[nova niche]

So i just let him kill me

[acoustic otter]

yes bro

aint nobody play that map

[timber citrus]

i just let this guy charge his vape for about a minute before we fought

[solid trout]

This was main game not Arena

[topaz patio]

pull gun -> kill

2ez

[vagrant nova]

iceberg is still good kinda its just the worst map out of CPT

[keen mango]

What I was saying felt rude to me

[unique agate]

iceberg is goated

[timber citrus]

i should have just ran down as he was getting fucked up by the scav

[topaz patio]

no clue what you said, is what i meant

ogay time to get me some brekki and a tea

[keen mango]

Just accept it

[topaz patio]

no

[acoustic otter]

w brit

[vagrant nova]

take ur creatine btw

[nova niche]

I remember scaring some poor timmy in D2 bunker

[acoustic otter]

no

[nova niche]

I sprinted past him and he was confused whether I was a PMC or a Scav Boss

[acoustic otter]

thats an illegal drug

[vagrant nova]

lmao

[acoustic otter]

and ive already reported u

[nova niche]

So I led him around D2 for his quest and helped him exfil

[vagrant nova]

oh no not the norwegian police !?!?!

[keen mango]

Aren’t you German

Not a good history right there

[vagrant nova]

they are gonna throw cow cheese at my house ??

[vagrant nova]

NOBODY mentioned anything about that btw 🥀

[acoustic otter]

gsg9 is gonna be at ur door buddy

[keen mango]

No I think I did

[topaz patio]

See if your goal with apologising is to excuse the behaviour, then you might as well not do it at all.
We apologise to atone for what we did, to show humility and that we are learning from our mistakes. Not for the other to accept it, it's not a checkmark to just throw your own guilt away

That being said, i've no clue what you said

nor do i take offense to anything said here lol

[glad wadi]

We’re all British ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[acoustic otter]

and they say shakespeare is dead

[keen mango]

I’d rather

I don’t know if I can say that

[vagrant nova]

cant believe they revived albert camus

[glad wadi]

Eat 100 burgers? Silly American 😂

[acoustic otter]

who tf is that bro

a frenchie

[keen mango]

No I was being rude and I felt bad

[knotty musk]

does anyone happen to know Cosmo's ign?

[keen mango]

Have good dental care?

[glad wadi]

I do

[normal mango]

Yes please. Inject the Borgor into my American veins.

[vagrant nova]

yeah french novelist who came up with the term absurdity

[knotty musk]

what is it

[topaz patio]

I wouldn't call banter being rude, but have it your way

[glad wadi]

Can I say it

I feel like you know it

[acoustic otter]

he didnt do allat

[quiet salmon]

well

[glad wadi]

KnottedByKnight

[quiet salmon]

he felt it

[knotty musk]

dm me it

[quiet salmon]

in the head

[knotty musk]

okay

[keen mango]

What the fuck is that name

[glad wadi]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[topaz patio]

in the depth of winter, i finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer :D

[knotty musk]

spent 5 minutes wandering around, stood still for 1 minute

1 second even

[glad wadi]

UNINSTALL UNINSTALL

[vagrant nova]

YOOOOO

[glad wadi]

Batman could not get that info out of me

[vagrant nova]

no way u refrenced that

[knotty musk]

@austere obsidian explain yourself

[acoustic otter]

is this ball?

[glad wadi]

@austere obsidian

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/doolwind-the-office-jet-attack-move-attack-move-jet-attack-gif-8593685078102904069

[keen mango]

@austere obsidian

[vagrant nova]

mentioning peak of peak is crazy

bro probaly rolled up a boulder to see that peak

[topaz patio]

I currently have 2 books on my ereader

[keen mango]

My eyes are burning

[glad wadi]

Cosmo is so locked in

[topaz patio]

one of them being one of the best books ever written, that i also cannot mention because kwon would be very angry
the other one is harry potter and the phlosopher's stone

[glad wadi]

Do you think he’s seen the dog tag yet

[keen mango]

For sure

[vagrant nova]

what is that books name 😭

[acoustic otter]

best book ever written that cannot be mentioned

[austere obsidian]

IN MY DEFENCE YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT GO TO LH ANYMORE

[knotty musk]

NANNERS JUST GOT BACK

[glad wadi]

he owns you

[knotty musk]

you know the worst bit

right after i die

i get a message from you

[austere obsidian]

YOU COULDVE TOLD ME

[last fable]

whats a good way to lure scavs to coop extracts, i actually cannot get any scavs for woods

[knotty musk]

"1st shooter born done"

[vagrant nova]

W COSMO

[austere obsidian]

LMAO

[knotty musk]

literally 2 seconds after i die i get that dm

[glad wadi]

he dmd you that not knowing it was you? 😭

[raven narwhal]

@butch can you please join my VC im being mega harrassed.

[knotty musk]

yes

[glad wadi]

holy aura

• 1000000 aura

[knotty musk]

ive been had

wheres dark and darker

[vagrant nova]

cosmo aura farming

[topaz patio]

mm.. look at the song i'm listening to

[keen mango]

Oh wow

[keen mango]

Lmao

[topaz patio]

[austere obsidian]

I clip all my sniper kills, ill see what my reaction was to kkilling butch rq

[vagrant nova]

just dm the book title 🥀

is it kafka or dostoyevsky or something lmao

[glad wadi]

we need the footage

[austere obsidian]

No

[keen mango]

Look at his song

[vagrant nova]

it says i dont know

[austere obsidian]

Butch would kill me if I sent it

[quiet salmon]

@austere obsidian I died literally 3s before you got Butch

[keen mango]

Exactly

[topaz patio]

bozo you have friend requests and dms disabled

[vagrant nova]

wait wtf

really since when 😭

[knotty musk]

can I see the footage at least

[austere obsidian]

i died to the same guy as you, he was ratting

[knotty musk]

i wanna see how long you were watching

[austere obsidian]

yeah

[quiet salmon]

Literally pushed clear the entire way from Southern to sniper rock just to get gonked

[keen mango]

I don’t think about the DMs part since I messaged you without being friended

[austere obsidian]

BRO HE WAS JUST SITTING THERE WAITING

[topaz patio]

no, though i'm a big appreciator of metamorphosis

[austere obsidian]

fuck that guy

[quiet salmon]

where was he even

[glad wadi]

I want the footage

[nova niche]

Cosmo will never manage to kill me in a match

[keen mango]

I think I could

[quiet salmon]

I stood still for 15s and the second I start pulling away he gonks me

[vagrant nova]

W

[keen mango]

With luck

[knotty musk]

i stood still for 1 second and cosmo emptied my skull

[austere obsidian]

He went down from chalet and hid by the dead body on the cliff

and waited for me to come over and peeked

[quiet salmon]

had to play EU servers as well because RUW kept pulling me into Central & has been 100% cheater filled

[knotty musk]

^

it was bad

[quiet salmon]

has been so much fun unable to play 6 raids in a row

just to get that 😭

[knotty musk]

jarvis get me this clip

[keen mango]

Me and John experienced that two days ago

4 raids in a row all deaths

Was not enjoyable

[quiet salmon]

Damn I legit just checked that so Butch could push past that crazy work

[vagrant nova]

😭

[nova niche]

Just dont die

[acoustic otter]

u never know man i heard good things

[austere obsidian]

you want me to send you the part of me struggling to get up a rock

[knotty musk]

send me the whole thing

just so you know

that death made me close the game

[quiet salmon]

Yeah sure sureeeee

[vagrant nova]

NOT good things

[austere obsidian]

I saw you for a few seconds tbh

[nova niche]

God that was such a fucked raid

You followed like two teams

[austere obsidian]

you got timinged

[nova niche]

And only saw me

Legit was a team or two ahead of you

And didnt check your spot again cuz i saw them run past already

[acoustic otter]

can we get this same color on sylvias name rn?

[glad wadi]

what is the 20th month

[nova niche]

This was his end, right after he killed me

[acoustic otter]

fircking

[raven narwhal]

Can i please have a mod

[knotty musk]

#discord-mod-mail

[woven fjord]

discord mod doesnt even know how to use a calendar smh...

[quiet salmon]

we do things orderly around here okay buddy

[glad wadi]

wouldnt day be first then

[knotty musk]

it would also take you 2 seconds to open a modmail ticket and provide evidence

[nova niche]

Geon hear me out

[knotty musk]

we aren't gonna evidence your report for you

[glad wadi]

👂

[raven narwhal]

not everyonoe has recording softwaare

[nova niche]

We make Butch get on DaD and grind troll pelts for us

While we are at work

[nova niche]

Get it then

[knotty musk]

i cant kill troll

im not good enough

[glad wadi]

are we at work for 3 months?

[knotty musk]

that isn't our issue. The rules are very clear

[nova niche]

We can be

[glad wadi]

please no

[nova niche]

And by work

I mean duoing ourselves

While he farms for us

[glad wadi]

😋

hes crap though

[nova niche]

He can learn

[glad wadi]

what u want green bangles

[nova niche]

I want green rings

STR rings

[heavy palm]

who to remove screnshot blacklist

😫

[knotty musk]

LET ME IN

[nova niche]

Go to our appeal discord

Appeal your cases there

[nova niche]

You’re so bad its already telling you to quit the game

[glad wadi]

So we're going mining

[austere obsidian]

get back on LH man

[glad wadi]

theyve compressed merchants

[knotty musk]

ive got the clip

[glad wadi]

bro wants a free kit 😭

[woven fjord]

i know a thing or two about that

[nova niche]

They did???

Finally

[austere obsidian]

you werent lying about the free kits

[drowsy meteor]

Why is m882 9mm even alive

[nova niche]

There was too fucking many

[glad wadi]

yeah they just combined a few

[topaz patio]

i looked the guy's case up.. that was some serious overreaction on the mod's part

[glad wadi]

💀

[drowsy meteor]

You can buy ammo worse than PST for 200+ roubles a pop from PK, BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER, WHAT A SAVINGS

[nova niche]

[glad wadi]

🥀

[nova niche]

He can head appeals for it and let the big dogs handle

Ggez

[acoustic otter]

u handle it

[ruby tundra]

!!codes

[nova niche]

No

We cant handle appeals

[acoustic otter]

u da mod

just handle it

red name

[ruby tundra]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[woven fjord]

now you have to spill it

[austere obsidian]

NO BUTCH DONT STAND STILL

[raven narwhal]

there only here to care if someone disrespects them

[topaz patio]

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-finn-why-would-you-think-explained-nooo-nooo-why-would-you-think-gif-4178395974398366550

[glad wadi]

nice graphics

[glad wadi]

bro got killed off a ps2 gamer

[topaz patio]

ok time to get 3pm breakfast

[knotty musk]

ill be honest my hands were fully off the keyboard

[topaz patio]

butch eggs or pizza for brekki

[knotty musk]

pizza

[topaz patio]

eggs it is

[knotty musk]

i was fully just standing there like an AI

[topaz patio]

cooked in white monster

[acoustic otter]

insane

[knotty musk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQkVJUgc2CM

[topaz patio]

unironically not bad 🥀

[acoustic otter]

so uve tried it 😂

[austere obsidian]

Youtube compression man and I play 4:3

[nova niche]

Butch why were u there

U muffin

[austere obsidian]

bro i genuinely hesitated at first and thought it was like a rogue or something

[acoustic otter]

butch why are we standing still like that

[knotty musk]

i said my hands were literally off the keyboard

[acoustic otter]

hands stay on the keyboard

[woven fjord]

crazy poor positioning from both

[knotty musk]

nanners died in the same second i stood still and i was looking at his stream to see who killed him

[austere obsidian]

he only died because i was too incompetent to make it up the rock as you can see

[austere obsidian]

dw, i was eating soup whilst sniping you

nothing else to do when sniping anyways

[glad wadi]

holy aura farm

[quiet salmon]

you were eating soup while I ran past

😭

[vagrant nova]

???

[austere obsidian]

yeah i saw you there with a fucking spoon in my hand man

[vagrant nova]

why is bro standing still

[acoustic otter]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[vagrant nova]

why is he standing still tho

[acoustic otter]

double peak

[solid trout]

tbh mp5k is such a sleeper gun

[acoustic otter]

is it now

[solid trout]

cheap af, spits lead at 900rpm, and is tiny and light

And with recoil changes it's controllable despite no stock

[austere obsidian]

Bro i made like 15 portions of soup, I need to get through it

[vital sail]

make it so ricochet gives you a splitting headache irl

[knotty musk]

like its fully my fault i died like that

i was just locked in on nanners stream to see who he died to

[austere obsidian]

you did get timinged as well

[knotty musk]

and where he couldve been

the cogs were really chugging in my head

and i got so comfortable because nanners was literally just across the road clearing all of that

[nova niche]

At least u didnt pull a coxxy, Butch

[austere obsidian]

Nyanners only survived because I was busy eating soup when i noticed him

[knotty musk]

he got sniped seconds before you sniped me

[austere obsidian]

hopefully the random takes your shit and not mine

[knotty musk]

and it could have only been from merin side or chalet side

[glad wadi]

bro eating clear soup while sliming you

[knotty musk]

LMAO

[austere obsidian]

MAN WHY DID I MAKE SO MUCH SOUP

[knotty musk]

that death did make me close the game

[austere obsidian]

mb bro

[nova niche]

“Clear soup” just call it water

[austere obsidian]

Its not clear soup!

[knotty musk]

hearing nothing for 5 minutes and then dropping dead the moment i stand still

[austere obsidian]

Its actual soup! I can cook!

[nova niche]

Thats LH for you Butch

[austere obsidian]

did you not hear me taking out the rogues?

[knotty musk]

n

no

not a single sound that raid outside of the mines going off

we didnt hear a single thing

[glad wadi]

Butch has entered washed unc stage

[halcyon canyon]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[austere obsidian]

tbh when i killed you i did think to myself it would be funny if it was you

[glad wadi]

Stage 1 denial

[knotty musk]

clearly did not look at the picture

[austere obsidian]

Bro you told me you werent on lihhthouse anymore

[knotty musk]

bad friend

[austere obsidian]

wdym friend i dont even have you added man

[knotty musk]

?

thats horrible

[coarse temple]

get sniped from 6 miles away

[quiet salmon]

We spawned southern so we heard absolutely nothing all raid, complained about it as I was literally walking the most suicidal pathing to catch any sniper's eye and nothing happened for ages til I stood still for 15s on top of sniper rock

[coarse temple]

sending the drone to loot you

[austere obsidian]

nah im joking man, ill bring you a kit next time

[knotty musk]

i know lmao its fine hahahaha

its funny

[austere obsidian]

It really is

[quiet salmon]

butch is desperate for a kit

🛌

[knotty musk]

am i?

when

[coarse temple]

I heard arena is giving out free kits

[acoustic otter]

ill give u my kit butch

[knotty musk]

only thing im desperate for rn is water map

[quiet salmon]

he said he scavved 3 times to afford that shit

[austere obsidian]

especially as I was coordinating the raids just to avoid you in the first place

[quiet salmon]

actually brought a tear to my eye

[austere obsidian]

do you have it clipped?

[knotty musk]

0 scav raids btw

i have 0 scavs

[austere obsidian]

check my profile rq

[nova niche]

Butch so sad

Give him 10000000000 rouble rn

[knotty musk]

let me in the dungeons

have some skeletons to fight

gonna be level 20 before geon even gets home

[glad wadi]

Give him level 10s or he retire

[nova niche]

What a fuckin tryhard

Why do we play with this guy

[knotty musk]

need explosive arrows

[quiet salmon]

sorry thats actually gonna be 20 billion to Nexon

[knotty musk]

so i can slime geon

[glad wadi]

Not funny

Nexon you will pay for this

[nova niche]

Everytime you say their name you owe them money for remembering their name

[knotty musk]

bruh

[quiet salmon]

they indeed will, I'm their paid gerrymanderer

🔥

[knotty musk]

cosmo put that shit on the profile

its over

[nova niche]

Personally I wouldnt want Butch’s tag stinking up my profile

[quiet salmon]

time to rename yourself to knight

🛌

[austere obsidian]

DO NOT DO THAT

[nova niche]

Lmao

[knotty musk]

0 scavs btw

[austere obsidian]

quick question, why do you use the dvl?

[knotty musk]

its a satisfying gun

[austere obsidian]

is it just preference or

[knotty musk]

green tube potato blaster

[glad wadi]

its green

[nova niche]

1.96 kd btw

[austere obsidian]

Ill have to run it next

[knotty musk]

i shot 1 bullet that raid btw

and it was a scav

[austere obsidian]

i spent most of my raids only running pistols :<

[knotty musk]

my achievement spread is better than yours sylvia

[blazing plume]

what is that kills per raid

[glad wadi]

chopped ahhh KD

[nova niche]

Ok but achievements are for nerds who care

[knotty musk]

what

[nova niche]

My K/D is higher therefore im cooler

[knotty musk]

@quiet salmon are you gonna take this?

[gilded hawk]

Another bug, ref is not taking 6b13 backplate for Surprise quest

[nova niche]

I literally cannot be bothered to care about tarkov achievmenets

Cuz they include limited time ones

[glad wadi]

xbox achievments are cool

[nova niche]

And i hate those

[knotty musk]

they dont on steam so

[nova niche]

Steam achievements I can get anytime? Sure

In game achievements? Boring

[blazing plume]

but make a notch is funny

[nova niche]

Im still too busy chuckling at that one video butch

[stuck hornet]

If u don’t have make a notch your a noob

[woven fjord]

you can also use steam unlocker or whatever its called to give yourself steam achievements

[blazing plume]

fr

[knotty musk]

which one

[nova niche]

Rupert 2.0

[knotty musk]

oh

yea

10/10

[nova niche]

I saved it just in case

[blazing plume]

theres a 2.0?

[knotty musk]

good

[austere obsidian]

yours is equal to mine

dont even start

[stuck hornet]

Yeh but geon is 10x better than you

I’ve seen you aim on multiple games

[nova niche]

Geon is better tbh

Geon wont steal my loot

[austere obsidian]

sure you have mate

[quiet salmon]

dogshit achievement spread

[austere obsidian]

I dont steal loot either

[stuck hornet]

We have played many games together buddy

[knotty musk]

0.81kd

[blazing plume]

only kill ive seen cosmo get

[nova niche]

That K/D yikes

[stuck hornet]

Negative kd spotted

[blazing plume]

was on me
after i said exactly where i was

[glad wadi]

mines 0.59 thanks

[nova niche]

Cmon dude

[quiet salmon]

my sole objective as a teammate is run first and see if someone is watching

dont even fucking speak

erm erm erm can you like go first and find me someone to snipe

[knotty musk]

bruh you need kills too im not asking you to feed

[austere obsidian]

I did end up training after playing with you, we last played a year ago

hop off

[knotty musk]

i didnt once ask you to be a bait body

[quiet salmon]

then can I shit talk your K/D after

🙏

[nova niche]

I would ask if we wanna all team up later since im just waiting for terminal i can bait

But

[glad wadi]

my goat coxxy

[nova niche]

We have dark and darker to do

[knotty musk]

WE

have

dungeons to clear

[nova niche]

I just said that

U fucking doof

[knotty musk]

inv

[glad wadi]

sorry duos full

[nova niche]

/invite Butchingo

/invite wGeon

[glad wadi]

they re added the best feature in the game

[nova niche]

Which was