eft-chat

[solid trout]

[crude vessel]

Omega or something, ill check the ceramic or not thing

theyre full dura

theyre combined materials aswell

[solid trout]

Combined materials, so it's still on the decent side, but they're heavy plates

I still think Monocletes will serve you better

[crude vessel]

ok ok

slipped it in

what about your favourite helmet

[fringe loom]

it says the handguard is banned off flea

[keen mango]

No don't take my fruit loops

[solid trout]

I checked the wiki which doesnt say that unless I missed it

[solid trout]

Personally? I don't run helmets

[crude vessel]

ok damn ill do that

[solid trout]

But that's a me thing

You may prefer one.

[crude vessel]

do you go with backpacks

[crude vessel]

ill get a lshz

[solid trout]

Depends

Are you expecting to loot, or are you just there for kills and don't care about loot?

[crude vessel]

kills only

[fringe loom]

idk i checked in game and its banned off flea when i inspected it in the gunsmith

[crude vessel]

but like the rare item every so and so

nvm plenty space for that in my rig

[solid trout]

grab a transformer bag off ragman or flea

3x3, good for small valuables you find, or snacks you find in caswe you go long in a raid

[crude vessel]

oof you buy tbag?

[solid trout]

I mean, yeah? They're not expensive and they're very low profile

[crude vessel]

what about red daypack, its half the weight and 9 instead of 16 containers

[crude vessel]

ok i see low profile

ok im going in wish me luck

[solid trout]

Up to you, but it mayu stand out

Remember to drop your red bag nearby if you're using it, just so you don't mark yourself if you're holing up somewhere.

[crude vessel]

yeah bought a tbag

[solid trout]

in case you didn't know btw

double tapping z drops your bag

So if you're heavy and about to get in a fight you can drop your bag quickly

[crude vessel]

i see thats good

forgot to take headphones with me on raid and it was a dead raid so i extracted and got ran through

[rigid flax]

Yeah

[crude vessel]

gonna switch servers that one took 7 minutes to load into

are china servers full of cheaters

[dry oasis]

yooo pookie bear

[surreal moth]

no

[dry oasis]

how it been

[tawny berry]

rip old pfp

[knotty musk]

Ffs

[austere obsidian]

Good Morning

[austere obsidian]

What’s up man

[solid trout]

Nice, another cheater ignored by scavs

Good to see those still exist

[rotund brook]

Nah he’s just one of them

[solid trout]

Whats the correct dovetail mount for the VSK anyway

[rotund brook]

Spider it’s oce time

[solid trout]

Anyone know?

[rotund brook]

What does the question even mean

[crude vessel]

what dovetail mount is used on the VSK

for sights

[solid trout]

Most of the mounts are too far right, so the scope ends up on the right side of the gun

[rigid flax]

Same thing, just more realistic

[rotund brook]

Ohhhhh

[rigid flax]

I need more bloodjaks

[rotund brook]

I think the only one that lines up with the VSK perfectly is a really shitty one

[dry oasis]

that would require art'ing

[solid trout]

which one?

[calm nest]

1 art = 1 meal on DoorDash

[dry oasis]

real

[fervent sparrow]

Is arena worth it at 25 euros

[quiet salmon]

no

fuck arena

[fervent sparrow]

I wanna use it to lose my gear fear for the first matches

[sinful dust]

It's not even worth it for free

[fervent sparrow]

It gives you cool things, like you could get altyn with face plate at lvl 4 ref, its kinda op though

[crude vessel]

its not fun to play in the slightest but its good loot i guess

[sinful dust]

What are you going to do with that as a new player?

[crude vessel]

doesnt even make you better at tarkov pvp

[sinful dust]

Bring a trash kit and go and explore

[fervent sparrow]

I got 1000 hours

[sinful dust]

Then you'll be fine without arena

[fervent sparrow]

I feel like I am missing out lol, but I kinda hate arena too

[sinful dust]

Why play things you dislike?

[quiet apex]

Ref level 4 is busted good

I got like 7 thicc cases

[solid trout]

9x39, SPP gs, or just go FMJ and try leg meta?

[fervent sparrow]

Why do I play eft?

[crude vessel]

dopamine boost, arena doesnt even have that

ive never said to myself "i want to play arena"

[quiet salmon]

The only reason Arena is good is because it has fomo for EFT

without any fomo arena is dogshit so just don't care about the fomo 🙏

[fervent sparrow]

Exactly, for that dopamine spike, the rest of the eft gameplay is pure pain

[crude vessel]

yeah arena isnt fun neither does it give a dopamine spike

[fervent sparrow]

Assessment part 1 is kinda making me bald

[solid trout]

any opinion on the matter?

[quiet salmon]

leg meta aand 9x39 in the same sentence

what are we doing

[crude vessel]

cant give an opinion because im low level but i think leg metaing is very bad

[crude vessel]

if hes standing over a counter you can just say bye bye

[surreal moth]

9x39 rip ammo

[solid trout]

my best pen is 35 is the issue

[sinful dust]

Leg meta is a meme at best, plenty of situations where you can't even see feet

[crude vessel]

kinda good enough tbh

[quiet salmon]

leg meta is absurdly busted if you are using the correct ammo

[fervent sparrow]

As val with spp is nice, you can one tap in the head easly with that low recoil and high fire rate

[austere obsidian]

Isn’t that just SP5

[keen mango]

This would be insane

[quiet salmon]

you just have to play accordingly

[crude vessel]

what leg meta are you gonna do when you cant see his legs?

[solid trout]

VSK in this case

[quiet salmon]

put yourself in positions where that isn't an issue

[austere obsidian]

Why do you have the blue role as a discord mod? Is it to blend in or something else?

[quiet salmon]

camp frequently travelled areas such as near unknown key

[surreal moth]

what head meta are you gonna do when you can’t see their head?? that’s a dumbass question

[fervent sparrow]

Didn't play with that gun, I think its kinda bad

[quiet salmon]

camp exfils where they're paying attention on exfil and not run cover to cover

[austere obsidian]

open your eyes and shoot them in the head dummy

[crude vessel]

sorry in what situation would someone be shooting at you and you cant see his head?

[quiet salmon]

less scammers, less monkeys asking me for game support

[quiet salmon]

blind fire

[austere obsidian]

That’s understandable

[quiet salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/trauma-ptsd-dog-vietnam-flashback-gif-12259307192765661746

[quiet apex]

yess

[crude vessel]

ok dude

[quiet apex]

don't listen to the haters who are bad at arena

[surreal moth]

ur not him

[crude vessel]

if you die to blind fire its your fault ngl 😭

[rotund brook]

Seabanananers my game broke how fix

[crude vessel]

him is in my name

[sinful dust]

You're full of it though

[surreal moth]

geek squad ?

[austere obsidian]

I’ve never seen anyone blind fire

[austere obsidian]

is that what you call a squad of Feds?

[surreal moth]

you’ve never seen nanners play then

[solid trout]

VSK has less horizontal recoil surprisingly

[crude vessel]

yeah its like really shit, alt + W is what hes talking about i believe

[surreal moth]

leg meta is great

[crude vessel]

there is not a single situation where you cant see someones head while hes shooting at you

[sinful dust]

That's because that doesn't happen outside of maybe like 1/10k encounters

[surreal moth]

much easier to spray legs especially on a moving target

[austere obsidian]

it only exists to inconvenience me

[sinful dust]

Objectively you are just wrong

[surreal moth]

you’re wrong, objectively

it’s literally easier

[sinful dust]

Your chest has a bigger hit box

[crude vessel]

what head meta are you gonna do when you can’t see their head??
if i cant see his head he cant see me so im fine

[sinful dust]

I know, just some kid being a contrarian

[surreal moth]

okay and guess their armor? and have ammo then happens to pen? or just leg meta with rip

[sinful dust]

It's the internet

[crude vessel]

what do you do when you cant see legs fed

[surreal moth]

he’s so mad i’m right 😂😂

[austere obsidian]

Fed, i killed someone with a very timmy looking m4 and they had like 200 rounds of m995

I was very confused

[surreal moth]

were they low hours

[sinful dust]

Hours have nothing to do with what they just said

[surreal moth]

i’ve seen some funky ass kits from low hour players who run any ammo they have in their stash

[austere obsidian]

no, level 50 but in full timmy everything

[surreal moth]

ya not talking to you

stay in your lane buddy

[austere obsidian]

They picked a fight with an svd on shoreline

[sinful dust]

You sound kinda mad kid

[crude vessel]

speaking in a public channel

[keen mango]

Stop being rude guys

[surreal moth]

there’s so many reasons

from dumb to like someone bad at goon hunting

[austere obsidian]

I guess, it’s still weird as hell to see that as I genuinely thought it was a timmy

[crude vessel]

whats timmy gear

[surreal moth]

well if he acted like a timmy, dressed like a tummy, and played like a timmy…. he might just be a ..

[keen mango]

Last night I went against a level 47 with a full decked out m4 with no armor

[surreal moth]

lmaooo i remember him

[austere obsidian]

He didn’t even get a shot off, he just aimed in and stood still 150m away looking at me

[crude vessel]

thats the move ngl, whered you meet him,

[surreal moth]

he died to a lexos sniper

[keen mango]

Streets

[austere obsidian]

lmfao

[crude vessel]

not the move

[keen mango]

Yep

[surreal moth]

best map

[austere obsidian]

geon

[keen mango]

Federal had to guide me

[vital sail]

find me one more pretty please

[surreal moth]

we made it so far and i was so tired

[crude vessel]

i meant not running armour on streets is not the move
do you always try to argue with people or something?

[keen mango]

We did

I was super paranoid

And nervous

[surreal moth]

well they were built like tanks

then had no armor lol

[rotund brook]

:(

[austere obsidian]

he’s never been the same since the accident

[crude vessel]

watchu need

[surreal moth]

what happened to your game

[vital sail]

Geon to find me a lion

[keen mango]

I hope that guys realizes he made a mistake challenging me

I shit on his teammate badly

[crude vessel]

does it have to be FiR

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth this is 3 games in a row

[vital sail]

Yes

[quiet salmon]

teammates that won't kill

[crude vessel]

dayum

why not just scav for it then?

[surreal moth]

3 time fluke? crazyyyy

can you readjust your sleeping schedule to better align with mine ?

[quiet salmon]

nope

adjusted for butch

tbh

[surreal moth]

i have a dentist appointment at 10am? what do i look like? a british

[quiet salmon]

I meant to go to bed at like 6 pm

[surreal moth]

we all make mistakes

[keen mango]

What you getting done?

[surreal moth]

you just more than others

[quiet salmon]

but I forgot bloodhunt ends today at an undefined time

[surreal moth]

did you play enough to feel satisfied with losing your love

[quiet salmon]

huh

[surreal moth]

did you play your game enough. to feel. satisfied.

[rigid flax]

Ok pal

[sinful dust]

Cringe, get better material

[austere obsidian]

this one guy keeps attacking fed lmao

[quiet salmon]

I need achievement

[surreal moth]

kinda weird but idk i have an audience

[quiet salmon]

I really don't insanely like the game

[austere obsidian]

I think he wants you

[surreal moth]

everything makes sense now

i have a 130k card on tgc

i’m excited to sell it

[sinful dust]

Or maybe they're writing things the mods should be cleaning up

[surreal moth]

achievement 🤑

[surreal moth]

name one

[austere obsidian]

Fed is wholesome and stuff though

[rigid flax]

U got it monkey man

[surreal moth]

thank you cosmologist

oops

[keen mango]

Stop being rude

[sinful dust]

Making teeth jokes about the British is not as wholesome as you make it out to be

[vital sail]

Bri ish

[surreal moth]

i literally have a dentist appointment tomorrow?

[noble thicket]

[sinful dust]

Don't deflect, we all saw what you typed

[surreal moth]

nothing i said was relating to british teeth it was british time zone

[timber citrus]

this discord needs more new people lol

[surreal moth]

based off the prior context of the conversation

[sinful dust]

Less cringe kids would be nice

[timber citrus]

fr

[noble thicket]

538k of members isn't enough?

[surreal moth]

no

[austere obsidian]

Not when most of them act like this

[timber citrus]

the same 3 people are typing in this chat 24/7

[quiet salmon]

Maybe if Tarkov was more engaging

[rigid flax]

Mirror mirror on the wall

[quiet salmon]

🛌

[vital sail]

yeah butch and geon gotta go

[noble thicket]

You want the chat to be like streamer's chat?

[quiet salmon]

remember when Tarkov had events guys

[timber citrus]

when did i say that lol

[noble thicket]

Just asking

[sinful dust]

Thanks for your contribution peanut gallery

[vital sail]

Whats that

[keen mango]

My fault for not having a life

[vital sail]

heh.. whats an event

[keen mango]

That was so long ago

[harsh onyx]

yall should kiss

[noble thicket]

I miss Zombies.

[rigid flax]

Well I’m glad you’re self aware at least

[quiet salmon]

remember when they said they were gonna do things with Tarkov

those were the days man

[sinful dust]

I wish I could say the same about you

[knotty musk]

Remember when tabkok had remembering the remembered and there was remember

[austere obsidian]

the next event should be making Fed visible to everyone on the map

[surreal moth]

can’t wait for tarkov zombies

[timber citrus]

that pillager event was cool to a degree but i def want something more just not something that makes people camp it or hide in buildings

[noble thicket]

Remember contract wars?

[vital sail]

Guy nobody invited

[rigid flax]

It’s ok man, we all wake up insecure some times

[sinful dust]

Is that why you had to project this hard?

[surreal moth]

it’s too early to be drinking

[rigid flax]

I thought you said this was your peanut gallery

[tawny berry]

🍿

[knotty musk]

I ain't waking up insecure I'm waking up fucking hungry

[surreal moth]

that sounds like altarian when he’s tired

[knotty musk]

Help

[noble thicket]

It's never too early.

[rotund brook]

Never too early to be drinking

[magic cedar]

Yo guys can someone help me so I just finished the Discombobulate quest and I turned the quest to the btr driver and I got subtask complete from the ticket chapter that says that i've reached the 0.4 for the btr driver and after I extracted from the raid shows that I don't have enough rep

[sinful dust]

Read that comment again

[keen mango]

This is true

[rigid flax]

You smelt it, you dealt it

[surreal moth]

handsome, intelligent funny and good at tarkov? idk bro you kinda have everything

[quiet salmon]

so true

[surreal moth]

kinda feeling glazy tonight

[noble thicket]

Did you completed the full BTR line?

[knotty musk]

Is he flirting with me

[keen mango]

He is

[vital sail]

i ship

[tawny berry]

lol saved

[surreal moth]

i’m trying to give him the motivation to start his day with a smile

[vital sail]

How considerate

[sinful dust]

Thank you for your profound wisdom

[noble thicket]

[knotty musk]

Shits already happening because new phone gets here between 8 and 10

[quiet salmon]

@knotty musk finally a banger teammate

[surreal moth]

iphones make you secure

[vital sail]

New phone he said

[quiet salmon]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[knotty musk]

Wow

[rigid flax]

You’re welcome chief, now let’s have you go contribute to the game

[surreal moth]

too many emojis cut it out

[knotty musk]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[surreal moth]

dang it

[vital sail]

🤓 ☝️

[noble thicket]

For a moment I thought it was Toz. Please, add Toz-104 to Tarkov Arena🙏

[rigid flax]

Dude no spamming in main chat

[knotty musk]

Sorry

[surreal moth]

thank you

[magic cedar]

Nope, Is it necessary ? Cuz I saw a couple of posts that says its not needed when I have unheard and In-raid after turning in the discombobulate quest it said that I have enough rep and then when I extracted its showing that I dont have enough rep

[sinful dust]

Can you please explain your reasoning to how this conversation went from me calling out funny knee slappers like British teeth humor to me contributing to the game? I would love to hear the reasoning from such an enigmatic personality such as you

[knotty musk]

New phone who dis

[surreal moth]

bro you want to fight with everyone

[vital sail]

are you british

[noble thicket]

Uuuuuuuh... have you tried to talk with BTR driver later?

If I remember correctly it's necessary to complete the full line.

[knotty musk]

British teeth humour

Am I catching strays

[vital sail]

Crooked humor

[rigid flax]

Oh so you were being insecure

[sharp sandal]

alo chat

[surreal moth]

butch looks like he would brush his teeth consistently NGL

[knotty musk]

Thanks fed

[vital sail]

Stop the glaze bro

[noble thicket]

If you got enough rep, the BTR driver should say smt like - "Hey, mate, you helped me so much, thank you, good luck escaping Tarkov."

[surreal moth]

i can’t say the truth?

[sharp sandal]

butch's teeth is probably as white as how wrinkled your brain is fed

[vital sail]

youre lying

[surreal moth]

you’ll never silence me

[sinful dust]

You're about to, check this out #eft-chat message

[knotty musk]

Can we keep this version of fed

[vital sail]

why is he telling the truth?

[surreal moth]

the comparison isn’t even like… like this doesn’t make ANY sense

[odd oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[knotty musk]

Wtf fed

You're being fake

[surreal moth]

i was talking about TIME zones

[sharp sandal]

smh fed

[rigid flax]

Kitten Kojima btw

[quiet salmon]

The rep is kinda fucky and it's advisable to just do the whole questline, as the extra rep is under impression you're EOD(*) which just outright might not be applied
*if I recall correctly

[surreal moth]

context is important people

[knotty musk]

Hmmm

[vital sail]

no co text saving that

[sinful dust]

Yeah please explain what the context is for the butt end of that joke

[knotty musk]

Fed keep glazing

[surreal moth]

if i wanted to slander british people id say more than that buddy

[sharp sandal]

Nikita is Russian Kojima btw
Fed is American Geon btw

[sinful dust]

So tough

[magic cedar]

alright ty guys

[knotty musk]

Wow he's threatening me now

[surreal moth]

my context is dog mod saying i need to switch my sleeping schedule to match butch’s

[vital sail]

no its not😭

[quiet salmon]

no

I said mine

[knotty musk]

But he is right tho

[quiet salmon]

dumbass

[vital sail]

let me put my internet detective glasses on rq

[knotty musk]

Oh

[surreal moth]

^^^ ding ding ding

[vital sail]

loud incorrect buzzer

[surreal moth]

oh i see i read adjust not adjusted

wait so i’m right and wrong at the same time

[vital sail]

no youre wrong

[surreal moth]

my context was correct for what i read

[vital sail]

the "who do i look like" sells you

[quiet salmon]

wah

money go chase the banana

I'm throwing it in the ape's pen

[surreal moth]

yeah but i read “adjust for butch tbh”

[sharp sandal]

honestly butch is a good person to play wit

fed, however

you just get me killed

[knotty musk]

Thank you xyph

[vital sail]

?

[quiet salmon]

you also read a guy 2x flashbanged as a danger to society

[knotty musk]

Damn I'm popular today

[broken crest]

what is wrong with my ref i cant buy the sword and i have 1.20 rep and it wont give me ll4

[quiet salmon]

and claim the bullets you put into me was my life at risk

[sharp sandal]

Fed is natural low cortisol existance.

[quiet salmon]

you need to do taskline to unlock it

[surreal moth]

i’m happy

big nose jamal is here

[broken crest]

i did it i have theata and its been like 5 days since i got it

[surreal moth]

nice

[surreal moth]

these two statements aren’t related at all

[sinful dust]

Have there been any news or a date mentioned for the seasonal mode of tarkov?

[knotty musk]

Nanners is a real friend adjusting his sleeping schedule to match mine

[quiet salmon]

Might be a support question, they've been fucking up a lot of shit haven't been getting clothing unlocks I've purchased

[broken crest]

but i cant buy the sword or get ll4 ref when i have the rep and the tasks compleated

[knotty musk]

Be like him

[quiet salmon]

Well if we're playing Into The Radius together I need to play it while everyone isn't home so I'm not screaming like a bitch disturbing people

[surreal moth]

i will not be doing that i have a density appt at 10am. do i look british ?

see has nothing to fo with teeth

[vital sail]

density

[surreal moth]

i’m still winning chat

i won the misinformation war

[knotty musk]

True

[sharp sandal]

As much as i can't adjust my sleeping schedule to play with friends as often

[quiet salmon]

nuh uh

[sharp sandal]

I do try to do that as much as humanly possible during free days or weekends

[quiet salmon]

reply if you're winning rn

that's what I thought 🙏

[sharp sandal]

I have high respect for people who do that for others

[vital sail]

no

a friendship is supposed to be made out of mutual effort

you have to match each other

[knotty musk]

You wouldn't know about friendship

I'm sorry

[vital sail]

if its just one person ruining their schedule for the other, thats desperation

[vital sail]

Ay fuck you 😠

[sharp sandal]

If you're really friends, you're not gonna keep track over every small request like a schizophrenic.

[knotty musk]

:(

Well

Nanners isn't a real friend then

[sharp sandal]

[vital sail]

you arent a real friend

[knotty musk]

Rip nanners

[quiet salmon]

He has to pay it forward anyways

[sharp sandal]

i didnt know about that wtf

[quiet salmon]

It's a tradeoff

[vital sail]

and plus i have a friend

so i know some stuff about friendship

[quiet salmon]

honor has a friend?

huge

[vital sail]

a BEST friend actually

yeah

[knotty musk]

He's gonna come to me later and be like "because I played with you during your sbih grind you now have to kiss me feet and give me 5 ledx and play with me throughout all of sbih"

[quiet salmon]

I forgor to unmute Fed damn

🛌

@surreal moth you are allowed to exist now

[sharp sandal]

Keep forgetting that pls

ffs.

[vital sail]

Hey hivekin, can i bug you for a moment?

[quiet salmon]

nah

its more so you're gonna have to go first in ITR2

night time ITR so so fucking spooky man 😭

[knotty musk]

Oh that's fine

[quiet salmon]

did you play the first one

[knotty musk]

Yes

I don't scare

[surreal moth]

i’m sending cosmo my skincare routine i’m busy ✋🏻

[knotty musk]

?

[vital sail]

cover your skin in mud and let it sit for 20 minutes

[quiet salmon]

bro is caring about his skin more than women care 🛌

[knotty musk]

If you're not drying your face with the same ball towel then you're not doing it right

Towel forgets by the next day anyway

[vital sail]

what

[quiet salmon]

yessir

[knotty musk]

See

[vital sail]

Can we kill these guys

in game

[quiet salmon]

@knotty musk holy shit competent teammates for once 🙏

[vital sail]

Butch why do the royal guards wear that big ass thing

[knotty musk]

The hat?

[vital sail]

yeah

[quiet salmon]

because its fuzzy

[keen mango]

I don'

[knotty musk]

It's so they can appear bigger than they are so the bears get scared

[vital sail]

yooo

[keen mango]

Is everyone nice?

[vital sail]

Thats smarttt

[knotty musk]

They're always being sieged by bears

[vital sail]

happens to the best of us

[keen mango]

Are we being nice guys?

[vital sail]

Fuck you cody

[knotty musk]

Shut the FUCK up cody

[vital sail]

Dont talk to cody like that bum

[keen mango]

Oh.

[knotty musk]

Help

[keen mango]

Okay sorry I'll go.

[vital sail]

scram

[knotty musk]

Ok

@quiet salmon so when we getting married

Platonically

[quiet salmon]

you got the ring so

whenever you ship it

are we doing the ffxiv marriage

[knotty musk]

What's that

[keen mango]

Final Fantasy?

[quiet salmon]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/eternalbond/

[median niche]

Butch

[short star]

Didn’t there use to be a thing where if u left ur DSPT in ur stash and went on Lighthouse u could kill Zryachiy with no penalties? I’ve just now rlly wanted his balaclava but I got Lightkeeper unlocked

[surreal moth]

NO!!!

[vital sail]

hes in the thick of it

[quiet salmon]

fed for sure is

[vital sail]

we told him where it snows, he skied and we froze

[austere obsidian]

yeah, it’s all that Greggs diet

[knotty musk]

What

[austere obsidian]

I know what you are

[knotty musk]

What

[vital sail]

chicken butt

[median niche]

2jz or rb26

[austere obsidian]

I know

[vital sail]

Roblox 26

[knotty musk]

What

[austere obsidian]

Rb26 like the redbull car?

[median niche]

M57 or om606

[vital sail]

B58

[knotty musk]

The funny laser gun birds are outside

[green talon]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26

[median niche]

B58 or vr30

[vital sail]

B58

[knotty musk]

We keep putting straw outside for them and they all fly down to gather it all up and they start beeping

[median niche]

S55 or n55

[vital sail]

N55

[median niche]

2gr or vq37

[vital sail]

the b58 os the european 2jz bro 🤯

[fresh leaf]

guys i just saw a video from lvndmark and he was kinda hating about eft, saying the future of it is uncertain and its time to look for some other games. whats up with that?

[vital sail]

Vq37

[median niche]

Peak

I have a vq

[knotty musk]

He's just whining

Landmark whines

[vital sail]

i love whining men

[sharp sandal]

Lvndmark is the last person you should listen to for competent takes.

[surreal moth]

he’s a streamer and his opinion matters as much as mine does, which is basically zero

[fresh leaf]

oh okay why is that

[sharp sandal]

@knotty musk

First accurate thing fed has ever said

[vital sail]

good that youre self aware

[austere obsidian]

the what now

[knotty musk]

He's finally being correct

[vital sail]

I want a b58;

[fresh leaf]

i thought your oppinion matters most here

[knotty musk]

They make lasergun sounds

And beep

[vital sail]

A nice 340i

[sharp sandal]

pew pew

[austere obsidian]

do you make laser gun sounds

[knotty musk]

I can

But only the roblox laser gun sound

Only real ones know

[crude vessel]

is sr25 good guys

[knotty musk]

Yes

Bro fed

[crude vessel]

what about close range

what do you do then

[surreal moth]

i thought it was a mask

it’s not what i thought

[austere obsidian]

Damn I could go for some soup man

[knotty musk]

Get rid of it

[surreal moth]

it’s tiny how can i even tell

[sharp sandal]

Alton.

[crude vessel]

it sounds really good for 60k ngl

[sharp sandal]

Go to sleep.

[rotund brook]

How many people are in Australia rn do you reckon?

[rotund brook]

lol

[austere obsidian]

too many

[surreal moth]

literally off the top of my head… bro there’s north of 1 and south of 8 billion

[surreal moth]

somewhere in between

[heady owl]

hey, what do i do with these locked crates in arena?

[quiet salmon]

@knotty musk

https://gyazo.com/2bd166e1995cb0798ca02f1fb00fed90.gif

[surreal moth]

he seems to have uh

[knotty musk]

🥀

[delicate forum]

im trying to do this fuckin to great hiehgts part 3 arena quest and I cant bro I hate this anyone whose done it have any advice

[quiet salmon]

Play checkpoint bay5 and just focus capturing objectives

or if you're really really really super bad at the game you can play chance and go fort instead praying you get the advantage side (upper hill)

[quiet salmon]

like @surreal moth

[delicate forum]

is it bad if i die

[surreal moth]

i love fort for lasthero

slept on map

[vital sail]

shit map

[quiet salmon]

If you get the capture not really

[surreal moth]

shit attitude and shit at the game

[vital sail]

better than you

[surreal moth]

i have lost from the top before

[vital sail]

in both

[quiet salmon]

Captures is equivalent to roughly around ~6 kills per capture advantage - aka you need less kills if you lead more in captures

some 🤓 can correct me I don't know the specifics

[delicate forum]

so should I just run back and foth from a to c

[quiet salmon]

its called advantage not fucking auto win dumbass

[vital sail]

thats kind of the point

Or just hold one objective

[quiet salmon]

Just depends where majority of the contest is and how the match plays out

[delicate forum]

do I have to be on the point or can I find somewhere near it to hold and just hold that

[vital sail]

somewhere near

[quiet salmon]

The thing he's trying to get is to place top 3 so you actually need to take the captures

[vital sail]

as long as you kill your opps before they recapture

oh

[surreal moth]

i know, it’s bad when you have a team that constantly wants to get 3 points instead of the two we can realistically hold

[delicate forum]

are there any like meta spots I can hold im pretty bad always been bad aat siege and csgo so

[vital sail]

Play team fights for that

[quiet salmon]

Pretty much add trim or SJ6 to your kit and prioritze taking points

[surreal moth]

a coupe of my classes have 10 stims on arena

[quiet salmon]

Don't worry about saving points as long as you're winning

[delicate forum]

can I change the default presets or do I make myself a build on what class?

im pretty new to tarkov so Im not the best with all the gun mods and shit

[quiet salmon]

Yeah but that could require some degree of skill / experience, you can just brainlessly run and capture objectives

[delicate forum]

and I guess i just have to rely on my team being good?

[vital sail]

ye but you have to depend on your teammates

[peak ridge]

Has anyones game corrupted after the most recent update/hotfix?

[vital sail]

if your teammates are too good you miss on the third spot, if theyre trash you dont win

And teamfights will just make you better asw. Not like hes in any rush right

[quiet salmon]

Just make your own, you can't edit default kits. Can search some guides, I'd recommend MCX as that shreds

[delicate forum]

okay

[vital sail]

the hk kit is nice

For bay 5 use scout sr3m

[delicate forum]

i need to be character level 30 on arena

[vital sail]

Ah

[quiet salmon]

Better to just roll rng you have 1 competent teammate than learning how dogshit Teamfight is

[vital sail]

I like chopshop teamfights

[austere obsidian]

fed just messaged me the words feet and nothing else

[vital sail]

not that car wallbang tho, why is that even in the game

[austere obsidian]

is this a threat?

[knotty musk]

I be on soon

[delicate forum]

i also need level 30 for MCX

[knotty musk]

Nanner

[tawny berry]

the van wallbang?

[vital sail]

Ye

[tawny berry]

ive gone with my friend in chopshop to see how many different things we can wallbang and its insane

[austere obsidian]

Would you still buy M80 from ref if you can buy M61 from him?

[knotty musk]

Yes and no

[vital sail]

Yes

[austere obsidian]

I’ve got 2k m80 saved up

[vital sail]

then no?

[austere obsidian]

and relative to the output of GP I am wondering what ammo should I be stocking

[rigid flax]

I got a few that I’ve been saving to clip

[vital sail]

Cbjs

[knotty musk]

Unlock m80a1 craft and start crafting that with your m80

[green talon]

what is this code it gave me nothing?

[austere obsidian]

i’ve got 3k saved already

[austere obsidian]

alright, thanks

[knotty musk]

Look in arena

[vital sail]

slide 1k

[austere obsidian]

bet

[vital sail]

i want to run mcx but i need cbj

[green talon]

but i dont own arena

[rigid flax]

[tawny berry]

create an entire compilation of only wallbangs

[knotty musk]

Then no code stuff for you

[quiet salmon]

the fake dead worked 🙏

[rigid flax]

Nahhh that’s giving them away for free, gotta show them off every now and then to milk it

[green talon]

what is the suppresor you usually go with on mdr 7.62x51?

preferably a good price to quality ratio

[knotty musk]

hes playing dead again

[odd oak]

Black mdr is not a price to qualify ratio gun

[sacred wren]

Upgrading gpu is fun

Okat turn pc on, hear buzzing sound panic turn everything off, take gpu out and put it back in even more carefully still buzzes,more panic ensues then google

Ohh its supposed do make that sound

[green talon]

ok so whats the best supressor?

[odd oak]

Iirc prs qdc is still best

With the muzzle brake

[knotty musk]

i heard SDN is best for recoil

[odd oak]

Play with the tarkov database weapon modding screen

[vital sail]

Why are arena players always flashing and milking

[keen mango]

Am I allowed back here?

[vital sail]

fine

[keen mango]

Okay

Fokka Butch and honor were mean to me

[vital sail]

fuck you go back

[keen mango]

See?

[odd oak]

Tosic

[keen mango]

Kitty don’t approve

[vital sail]

im a dog person

As in i like dogs

[austere obsidian]

as in you're a mutt

[odd oak]

[vital sail]

thats very rude

bitch

[austere obsidian]

watch your tone

[odd oak]

Also very rude

Nikita is russian Peter Molyneux btw

[vital sail]

biach

[austere obsidian]

your knees buckle under the weight of your sins

[vital sail]

buckle my shoe

[vital sail]

i just have bad knees, im a saint

[odd oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560272881204854785/1201503976886120528/basic_day_1-1.mp4?ex=65eef8c6&is=65dc83c6&hm=1750e69fe546d9116e6bea520cafbaca0586eeb84064ba325b4dc6e08c772e4c&

Saints belong to the heavens
Should we send honor there?

[rigid flax]

What

[knotty musk]

time for blighthouse

need to find the dongle

[cold brook]

Bro just woke up and he’s already thinking about dongles

[vital sail]

Whats dongling

[knotty musk]

inv

lfg

dark and darker wipe today

[vital sail]

dark and darker has wipes?

is it like rust

[knotty musk]

its like tarkov

[vital sail]

character wipes?

[knotty musk]

yes the whole thing wipes

[vital sail]

why

[delicate forum]

fycjk I finally had a game where we won and I came 4th

[knotty musk]

fym why

[vital sail]

lol

[knotty musk]

its an extraction game

[vital sail]

?

dark and darker.

[knotty musk]

yes

it is an extraction game

[vital sail]

mfs be making anything extraction these days

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi dark and darker disrespect detected

[vital sail]

Dr disrespect

[knotty musk]

im reading the patch notes

nvm in raid

[glad wadi]

Shut the hell up honor

[vital sail]

Shush

I see dead people

Fuck me

[glad wadi]

Chud lord

[solid trout]

Whats the most rat lighthouse kit I could use

I don't care how I get kills as long as I do

[vital sail]

thats not cool

not honorable

[delicate forum]

i hate this so much i finally do well and we get smashed this aint for me

how do I find people to play with in arena so I can do this I think as a team its easier?

[keen mango]

??arena

[reef condor]

Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/EueARD5byy

[keen mango]

@delicate forum ^

[rotund brook]

It’s me altarion

Hi Cody I’m altarion

[keen mango]

Hi Altarion

I'm Cody

[rotund brook]

I thought you were SimplyCody #1 AI HATER

[delicate forum]

ty

[vagrant nova]

spamming boiled potatoes on the aggressive cut is the method

[keen mango]

I'm both

[rotund brook]

A man of many names…

[vagrant nova]

what is an alespic

[rotund brook]

Sobbing uncontrollably burns 1.3 calories per minute. That’s 1872 calories per day you’re leaving on the table

[rotund brook]

It’s Alespic!

[vagrant nova]

thank u JohnGPT !

[rotund brook]

👍

[glad wadi]

are the servers back on yet

[vagrant nova]

i think so

[solid trout]

Honor has long since stopped mattering

[vagrant nova]

@rotund brook Johngpt, are the tarkov servers back on ?

[solid trout]

Anyone have a lighthouse rat strat for assessment pt1?

[vagrant nova]

also wtf happened yesterday, i woke up at 1am or so and saw the entire server get spammed 😭✋

[rotund brook]

I don’t know I’m jus trying not to die

[vagrant nova]

bro don‘t worry

you can‘t change the circumstances, you can only change the way you feel about it

[jade estuary]

does the mp18 still work for setup?

[glad wadi]

yes

[jade estuary]

sweet

[cold brook]

Kill that mf

Geon have you quit ur job yet so we can get darker rn

[viscid grove]

what codes are active

[cold brook]

If only there was a bot command that held that information

[crude vessel]

experienced rat

[keen mango]

Sorry I'm killing cultists

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi w campfire setup time is 6 seconds now

damn wizard got buffed

fireball direct hit damage 20->35

[austere obsidian]

hes only going to hell

[crude vessel]

would you guys survive if tarkov was irl

[vagrant nova]

can i be the airdrop pilot

[odd oak]

True

[crude vessel]

real shit

[odd oak]

I wouldn't be a pmc so i would survive by evacuating early

[crude vessel]

the only safe job and it aint even safe because theres a plane crash in woods

[gray compass]

im 100% dying to a claymore 20 minutes in

[crude vessel]

youd just scav?

[odd oak]

No just a civilian
Leave before the lockdown ez

[crude vessel]

if it was irl i think it should like increase the raid timer to 1 hour

[knotty musk]

killed a level 40 who had this

guess how many hours

[crude vessel]

LMAO

[vagrant nova]

the ONLY correct method is to join terragroup asap

[crude vessel]

9000

[odd oak]

Based

[knotty musk]

11.5k

[crude vessel]

holy

[harsh shell]

W tbh

[knotty musk]

i ran him down with partizans ak

[harsh shell]

well youre a bad person

[knotty musk]

he shot me first

[harsh shell]

full auto crutch gg

[crude vessel]

but they kill their employees too

[odd oak]

Based on based violence

[knotty musk]

i picked up the ak in raid

[harsh shell]

full auto crutch

[knotty musk]

because partizan slimed nanners while he was disconnected

[crude vessel]

yeah bro whatever

[knotty musk]

fucking grenade launchered his ass

[harsh shell]

dont speak to me

[crude vessel]

real men use bolt actions full auto is for city boys

[harsh shell]

ive never once witnessed partisan actually hit a gl shot

hes shot them at me but just like missed completely

[knotty musk]

literally only bringing a dvl into these raids

[harsh shell]

and then he sprays his ak and misses

[knotty musk]

it helps when the player hes shooting at is running on the spot

[harsh shell]

true

bsg should make him lead GL shots perfectly at all distances

surely

[crude vessel]

is light house worth the 2.5m

[knotty musk]

its like 4 mil

[glad wadi]

its over

[knotty musk]

why

w nanners hit the DC again

[crude vessel]

its 2.8m precisely, 20k usd

i wanna know if the loot there is good for the money

[knotty musk]

no one plays lighthouse for the loot

[vagrant nova]

its alright

[knotty musk]

unless youre a scav main

[crude vessel]

just pvp?

[vagrant nova]

you need lighthouse for a million quests tho

[knotty musk]

people task, kill rogues and then dip

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[crude vessel]

i see

lighthouse sounds lame ngl

[knotty musk]

it can be a fun map

i like it

tryna camp nanners disconnected ass and no one is actually coming here

[crude vessel]

what thy kill rogues for

[glad wadi]

i run lighthouse

[crude vessel]

xp?

[knotty musk]

look at him

[knotty musk]

tasks, ammo (sometimes)

the later prestiges need you to kill 100 rogues

[vagrant nova]

my shayla

also dvl 10 based

[crude vessel]

viinex what level are you

[vagrant nova]

39 or 40 i think broski

why ?

[crude vessel]

curiousity

[harsh shell]

why does he keep disconnecting

[astral drift]

When do i unlock reserve?

[glad wadi]

from main story

[astral drift]

Ive just finished the shorline terminal intercom quest how many more do i need to do?

[crude vessel]

give prpaor 5 dogtags after pressing intercom button on shoreline

[astral drift]

Thanks

[crude vessel]

just give him 5 dogtags FiR then

[glad wadi]

I think 1 more shoreline raid after that ?

[crude vessel]

i dont think so son

[glad wadi]

then turn in the dog tags

[crude vessel]

if i was in tarkov i think id be a trader

type shit

[glad wadi]

You'd be a scav

[crude vessel]

im not a scav main.

[odd oak]

A toz-106 scav in slippers and socks with holes

[crude vessel]

if i was a scav id have one of those snipers

vepr or something

[solar harbor]

why there is only pve channels what happend to the map channels

[astral drift]

Id be one of the vehicle extract drivers

[crude vessel]

wdym

[glad wadi]

so you never actually turn up

still waiting on that dumb ass streets v-ex

[crude vessel]

make shit ton of money

[knotty musk]

there are pvp and pve channels

??vc

[reef condor]

Why were the VCs changed? / Where did the map specific VCs go?

VC bot stopped working so the bot was removed. Having map specific lobbies while were great, required too much micromanaging constantly adding and removing the lobbies due to the channel limit constraint Discord has.

[solar harbor]

i get it

its kinda sad that there is more pve channels active

[knotty musk]

FUCKING FUCK

finally find the DSPT body

decide to pick between the svd extract camping or try to go up to northern checkpoint

get extract camped there too

[glad wadi]

[crude vessel]

i thjink the server has way too many vcs as is

[knotty musk]

4k hours with a modded mosin

[crude vessel]

thats how you know hes a chad

[glad wadi]

did you get shooter borned

[crude vessel]

i just killed some level 19 with the weirdest setup ever wtf

[vagrant nova]

mandem fr thought he was going to extract on Lighthouse

[austere obsidian]

i’m gonna shooter born you

[knotty musk]

I was a shooterborn kill yes

[glad wadi]

guys if you need a free kit get in butchs lighthouse lobby

[crude vessel]

#screenshots message

[knotty musk]

I hate having to check 20 spawns for an itm

[vagrant nova]

😭✋

[knotty musk]

Item

[austere obsidian]

yeah queuing rn

[crude vessel]

mustard bought it from fence because the durablity is atrocious

[austere obsidian]

(I’m avoiding butch like the plague)

[vagrant nova]

queueing up lighthouse for that dvl 10 rn

[knotty musk]

Jokes on you I'm waiting for my new phone

[crude vessel]

he not that good cuh

[knotty musk]

DPD is in the area

[rotund brook]

Going British lighthouse rn

[austere obsidian]

I’m not fighting two p5s one of which is known for ratting

[crude vessel]

geon?

[knotty musk]

Nanners is known for ratting?

[austere obsidian]

apparently

From what I got told like 10 minutes ago lol

[knotty musk]

In arena aure

Sure

[rotund brook]

Nanners is good player👍

[glad wadi]

P5 for what im taking that duo down no problemo

[austere obsidian]

do i go interchud or lighthouse

[rotund brook]

I’ll be there to take the loot when you die Geon

[knotty musk]

I'm solo now because he couldn't connect to lighthouse for some reason

[odd oak]

Interchungus

[austere obsidian]

are you in raid rn

[glad wadi]

Im Thanos

[astral drift]

Why are so many tarkov players straight ass i (level 3) shit on a level 47 who was endgame with a pp19 timmy kit

[knotty musk]

I am downstairs waiting for my new phone cosmo

[glad wadi]

Why are you level 3

[knotty musk]

I am not playing for like an hour or something

[austere obsidian]

ok good, it means i get to live

[vagrant nova]

what colour did you get the phone in ?? :)

[astral drift]

Im not level 3 now i think im level 8

[austere obsidian]

pink

[knotty musk]

They only had navy blue in stock

[vagrant nova]

aw

[knotty musk]

All the other colours were out

[vagrant nova]

i personally like white phones

[crude vessel]

this guy had 6 different ammo types in his mags and he sprinkled in some BS ammo for me too 😭 😭

this might be the worst kit ive ever seen

[rotund brook]

I hope everyone is having a good day

[vagrant nova]

my shayla 😭✋

[crude vessel]

hes got top of the shelf ammo paired with US ammo

[astral drift]

Where his sheisty at bro

[vagrant nova]

i hope YOU are having a FANTASTIC day (or night)

[knotty musk]

I hope altarion gets his fever back

[tropic hearth]

too early to tell but we will see

[glad wadi]

💀

[vagrant nova]

thats insane

[austere obsidian]

you too

[rotund brook]

I’m unscrewing the screws on the rides rn

[harsh shell]

yo

[knotty musk]

I don't ride the rides

[astral drift]

Is the loot for dorms overseer key any good?

[keen mango]

Hey windex

[tropic hearth]

@crude vessel in the screenshot is the ammo ordered from highest pen on top to lowest on the bottom?

[glad wadi]

its decent

[knotty musk]

The screws are probably already loose

[rotund brook]

Won’t be any rides left to supervise soon

[vagrant nova]

hi 🫶

[harsh shell]

its alright

[tropic hearth]

for being a guaranteed spawn on shoreline yeah it's nice

[harsh shell]

id say its worth bringing if youre already going to dorms

[knotty musk]

I'm a cleaner bruh idc what happens to the rides

[rotund brook]

Nothing to clean

[crude vessel]

no i think its the other way around, lemme organize them that way though

[astral drift]

Flies off the track and hits you gg

[glad wadi]

lets make a mess

[knotty musk]

I don't clean the rides

I clean the bathrooms and pick litter and empty bins

[rotund brook]

Do you do things?

[astral drift]

Toilet scrubber gg gng

[glad wadi]

ggs

[astral drift]

On the tiles with a toothbrush

[knotty musk]

What public bathroom is out here having tiles

[vagrant nova]

people say this unironically and then have to go shit on a unclean toilet

[rotund brook]

Your public bathrooms don’t have tile?

[knotty musk]

No

[rotund brook]

Weird

[glad wadi]

theyre cobble stone

[astral drift]

Shitting in public? Diabolical

[crude vessel]

@tropic hearth BS has 54 pen
bp 45
ps 28
fmj 24
US 17

[odd oak]

Any where its technically viable

[astral drift]

Molded planks

[knotty musk]

Sometimes nature calls and you have to answer

[dark cliff]

Would anyone like to run some ground zero with me

[crude vessel]

sure

[astral drift]

Someone answer me in #beginners-chat

[tropic hearth]

oh okay it's kind of odd but if the ammo is highest pen top to bottom then i don't see a problem

[dark cliff]

benginners zone 8 chat?

[crude vessel]

oh you mean the way it was organized in his mags? nah that was completely random

he gambling

[astral drift]

Little bit here and there bro

[crude vessel]

im in
5.2 seconds

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi How we feeling about the dungeons

W update or nah

[astral drift]

Guys should i go fuck up labrynth after i unlock jaeger

[odd oak]

L update

Dark and darker bad

L game

[bold oar]

please fix the mk47

its so bad

[knotty musk]

You're just wrong fokka but ok

[crude vessel]

he had a desert eagle with no mags for some reason too

[astral drift]

Prob found it in raid

[keen mango]

Oh god it's getting closer

[crude vessel]

no FiR tag on it, might be a previous raid but why even bring it if you got the choice

[tropic hearth]

Guys how to get xp? I am lvl 44 but I need lvl 47 for the textile 1-2 clothing

If it involves fighting PMCs I don’t mind too much

[keen mango]

Quests

[vagrant nova]

at the barbershop rn, what cut do i get

[keen mango]

Buzz cut

[vagrant nova]

no

[keen mango]

Fade with a buzz cut

[vagrant nova]

bro trynna nerf me

[keen mango]

Nah

[glad wadi]

skill issue

[knotty musk]

im pissed

we all hate DPD

[odd oak]

Wait did geon get automodded

[glad wadi]

you cant stop me

[tropic hearth]

There is this game where one of ur characters chambers his gun but it only has 1 bullet but u just do it to scare and debuff opponents

[glad wadi]

he dropped the phone and the battery flew away

[tropic hearth]

u never actually shoot

[knotty musk]

no

i paid £10 for delivery between 8am and 10am

shit hasnt even left the depot yet and that shits an hour away

[glad wadi]

Refund pls

[odd oak]

There was this game with a similar mechanic but you eventually had to shoot

"I am alive"

[glad wadi]

On the xbox 360

[tropic hearth]

I do not know if it is the same one I am thinking of